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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

TVO’s Dancer of the Month: Meet LaDonna from Palomino Club

Palomino Club Las Vegas DancerLaDonna, who models professionally under the name Kaymarie, was born in Colorado but moved to Las Vegas with her family as a child and considers herself a native Las Vegan. She’s been dancing professionally for about 18 months, and can be found many nights and almost always on the weekends at Palomino Club.

LaDonna has an exotic look and an hourglass figure with a tiny waist. On stage, she reminds me of a dancing gypsy. I interviewed her a few nights after Hew Burney did her Dancer of the Month photo shoot.

Q: What attracted you to dancing?

I always wanted to be a dancer. I was drawn to the thrill of it. I was into gymnastics as a kid, but I never had formal dance training. I just wanted to dance.

Q: What was it like the first time you danced nude on stage?

It was a piece of cake. It came naturally to me.

Q: What do you like best about your job?

Everyday I get to dress up like a pretty little stripper. And I love being on stage–all eyes on me.

Q: What do you like least about it?

My sleeping schedule is always fucked up.

Q: How do you feel about lap dancing and doing private shows compared to dancing on stage?

In private shows I get to show my more sexual side. I take private dances very seriously. I want the men I dance for to feel honored that I’m dancing for them.

Q: Why do you choose to work at Palomino?

This is the best club in Vegas.

Q: What’s your ultimate goal as a performer?

I want to be the one dancer that all the new girls want to learn from.

Q: What do you do on your time off?

I’m a professional model.

Hew Burney’s photos of LaDonna on stage and in one of Palomino Club’s private rooms are below. To see and read about TVO’s other dancers of the month, see our Gallery of Las Vegas Strip Club Dancers of the Month.

You can follow LaDonna/Kaymarie on twitter @Kaaaaymarie or on instagram @Kaymarie_d.

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Final Voting for 2015 Exotic Dancer Awards

Reagan Reilly Pole Dancer

Reagan Reilly at Little Darlings
Photo by Hew Burney

Final Voting is now open (from July 3 – July 20) for the 2015 Exotic Dancer Awards.

The ED Awards show will be held at the Civic Theatre in New Orleans on August 25.

Reagan Reilly, TVO’s Dancer of the Month for January, has been nominated for Newcomer of the Year, (and she’s already gotten my vote!).

Deja Vu/Hustler Clubs (club review / club website) have been nominated for Club Chain of the Year.

Voting is open to the public at TheEDAwards.com.
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4th of July Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Fourth of July Weekend in Vegas is huge. Multiple casinos –including Caesars, Mandalay Bay, and Stratosphere among others–will be competing with fireworks displays on Saturday night (starting around 9 pm) and the crowds on the Strip will be partying hard. Expect the strip clubs to get packed every evening. Lots of dancers will be in town to handle the crowds.

Friday, July 3

Palomino Club – Nude Dancers, Full Bar

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer LaDonna

LaDonna Dances at
Palomino Club
Photo by Hew Burney

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only strip club in Vegas that has both nude dancers and a full bar. At the other drinking establishments in Vegas, the dancers all leave their g-strings on. At the other nude clubs in Vegas, you get soft drinks only.

Also, the drink prices at Palomino–$8 domestics and $6 drafts all night every night–are among the best values of the Vegas strip clubs.

The stage show at the Palomino is one of the best in town, and the dancer quality is top of the line.

The VIP room is divided into small curtained private rooms for a fully nude one-on-one private show. Plus, there’s no extra bar tab or bottle fee in the VIP. Nude private shows can also be arranged in the club’s theme rooms, which are large and comfortable.

You can get free admission (a $30 savings) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo.

Note:  This club often gets packed, even on weeknights, so arrange for limo pick-up by 10-10:30 pm to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.

Deja Vu’s All-You-Can-Drink Beer Special and Salute to the Military

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Shelby Sparks Dances at
Deja Vu Showgirls
Photo by Hew Burney

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) has a three-day-long domestic beer special for Independence Day weekend. On Friday, Saturday and Sunday this weekend, you can get a wristband for $20 that’ll get you unlimited domestic beers all night long. Let’s see … the club opens at 4 pm and stays open till 6 am, so that’s 14 hours of drinks for twenty bucks.

If you’re in any branch of U.S. military service, the deal is twice as good–all you can drink domestic beers for just $10.

With private room rates starting at $150 for 15 minutes (or about the price of 10 minutes in the group VIP at the other major topless clubs) Deja Vu also has the best prices on private shows in Vegas. The high-mileage private dances take place in an elegant room (your choice of bed or sofa) with a door you can close.

The clubs $50 VIP drink & dance package (available online here) includes free round-trip limo transport from your hotel, free admission (a $35 savings), a reserved VIP table, $50 in booze, and a 2-for-1 (normally $20 each) couch dance voucher.

Out-of-staters can always get free admission (a $35 savings) plus a free drink by showing the coupon on the lower right sidebar of our homepage. To use the coupon you must arrive by the club limo or your own car. The coupon isn’t valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo. Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.

Champagne Friday at Sapphire Pool & Day Club

On Friday the Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) will be pouring free champagne for the ladies from 4-6 pm. Samuel  Adams is sponsoring the party today so watch for freebies and specials.

This pool is where Sapphire’s dancers work on their tans, so it’s the only pool in Vegas (or anywhere!) where you can get a VIP dance from a topless babe in-between your pina colada and your margarita.

Sapphire’s Pool is open from noon to 6 pm every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The cover charge varies, generally from $20 to $30, depending on who’s hosting, who’s performing, and crowd conditions. (Locals are always free.)

Call Sapphire for their free limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

Dennis Rodman’s Big Bang at Sapphire

Later that evening, Dennis Rodman will be hosting an indoors “Big Bang” party at Sapphire (the club next door to the pool). What’s a Big Bang Party, you ask? Hell if I know!

On a normal weekend night at Sapphire (club review / club website) you’ll see more tits in one place than you’ve ever seen before. Sapphire features 400+ dancers on the busiest nights, but who can count ’em? If you like long-legged, slender beauties with big tits and you’re fine with silicone-enhanced, you’re in the right place.

Check out Sapphire’s package deals (buy online) for excellent value. Not only do you get extra liquor with their packages, plus free limo and admission, but you also get a line pass and a reserved VIP table. Those have real value at this club on weekend nights, when this place gets packed.

Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve the club limo. Sapphire will waive the $10 reservations fee if you purchase a 2-for-1 drink ticket–a no brainer.

Saturday, July 4

Saturdays at Little Darlings

Little Darlings Las Vegas Dancer

Vallerina Estrella of Little Darlings
Photo by Hew Burney

Little Darlings (club review / club website) is always a good bet on Saturday nights, and on the Fourth of July, you can expect this club to be crawling with some of the most gorgeous 18, 19, and 20-year-old dancers you’ll find anywhere.

If you’re familiar with the stage shows you find in most Vegas topless clubs, Little Darlings’ full-nude stage show will blow your mind. Have one of the waitresses get you change for a couple twenties, get a seat on the rail and sit back as the youngest, hottest dancers in Vegas get naked and try their damnedest to lure you into saying yes to a private dance.

Private dance prices start at $20/song, as all lap dances at Little Darlings take place in private rooms rather than out on the main floor, as is common in the topless joints. And this is a fully-nude lap dance.

Private-bedroom shows start at $125 for 15 minutes, then $250 for 30 minutes, or $400 for 60 minutes. There’s no booze here, so there’s never an extra bar tab or bottle fee.

Little Darlings admits customers at age 18+ (with ID). Admission for locals who arrive in their own cars is $15. Out-of-towners’ admission is $35, but you can pay the locals’ price of $15 (a $20 savings) by showing the coupon on our home page below the top blog post.

To use the coupon, you must arrive in your own car or Little Darlings’ limo. (The coupon also entitles you to a 2-for-the-price-of-1 nude lap dance). Call 1.702.371.2181 to reserve Little Darlings’ free limo.

The Sapphire Comedy Hour (& Gentlemen’s Club)

If you’re not in the mood for fighting the crowds on the Strip who gather for the fireworks displays, why not take in the Sapphire Comedy Hour (show review) in the club’s showroom. The features tonight are Gary Caquette and Johnny Disco (hosted by Dat Dude Donnie Johnson).

This show also features two burlesque dancers–Kalani Kokonuts and Miss Red, plus a female magician–Luna Shimada. The $20 admission makes this the best comedy show deal in town. The show starts at 8 pm, and dinner is available during the show. This show (and the club) are couples-friendly.

After the show, you can walk right into the Sapphire strip club to enjoy the club’s gorgeous dancers and high-mileage topless lap dance scene.

Sapphire’s package deals (buy online) offer excellent value. Not only do you get extra liquor value with their packages, plus free limo and admission, but you also get a line pass and a reserved VIP table. Those have real value at this club on weekend nights, when this place gets packed.

Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve the club limo. Sapphire will waive the $10 reservations fee if you purchase a 2-for-1 drink ticket–a no brainer.

Sapphire Pool and Day Club – Most Topless Babes in Vegas

SapphirePool WThe Fourth at the Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) is going to be one nutty day. Following his Big Bang party the previous night at Sapphire, Dennis Rodman will be heading to the Sapphire Pool on Saturday to keep the party going in the sunshine.  Sponsored by Perrier Jouet Champagne and Malibu Rum (watch for freebies and specials), this afternoon will also feature the Finals of the Las Vegas Bikini Classic. Plus, O.T. Genasis will be performing live (“I’m in Love with the Coco”), and Amsterdam DJ Otis Hajo will be running the show.

The pool party runs from noon to 6 pm. The cover charge varies, usually from $20 to $30. Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

Deja Vu’s $20 All-You-Can-Drink Deal Still Going

Keep in mind that Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) will be having another day of all the domestic beer you can drink for just $20 (or $10 if you’re in the military). (See Friday above.)

Out-of-staters can always get free admission (a $35 savings) plus a free drink by showing the coupon on the lower right sidebar of our homepage. To use the coupon you must arrive by the club limo or your own car. The coupon isn’t valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo. Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.

Babes 4th of July

Babes (club review) is celebrating Independence Day by having a Beach Party (without the beach). Men who show up in swim trunks and women who show up in bikini tops will get a free Firecracker shot and a Corona t-shirt.

Sunday, July 5

Last Day of Deja Vu’s $20 All-You-Can-Drink Deal

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) will be having their final day of all the domestic beer you can drink for just $20 (or $10 if you’re in the military). (See Friday above.)

Out-of-staters can always get free admission (a $35 savings) plus a free drink by showing the coupon on the lower right sidebar of our homepage. To use the coupon you must arrive by the club limo or your own car. The coupon isn’t valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo. Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.

Sapphire Pool and Day Club

Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) is sponsored by Patron Tequila today. Watch for the lovely cocktail servers circulating with freebies and specials. Plus, locals would be wise to show up early, as there’s an open vodka bar for locals from noon – 2 pm. The pool party runs from noon to 6 pm.

If you’re visiting Vegas from out of town and you plan to depart on Sunday, purchase your return flight ticket for late afternoon or early evening so you can spend an afternoon at the Sapphire Pool. If you call Sapphire at 1.702.869.0003 after you check out of your hotel,  they’ll transport  you to the Sapphire Pool in their free club limo, store your luggage, provide you with a locker where you can change clothes, and when you’re done partying at the pool, they’ll limo you and your luggage to the airport in time for your flight. The cost of this service: zip. (But do tip the limo drivers.)

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is sexy and fun–all amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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Deja Vu’s “Red, White, and Boobs” Special

deja-vu-red-white-and-boobs2Here’s a heads-up on a three-day drink special at Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) that should make beer drinkers happy–and especially any active military beer drinkers who would like to celebrate the Fourth of July with some of Vegas’ finest topless babes.

They’re calling it “Red, White, and Boobs” and the promotion will run from Friday to Sunday, July 3-5. For $20 on any of those three days, you can purchase a wristband that allows you unlimited domestic beers all night long.

If you’re in the U.S. military, that same wristband will only cost you $10. That’s less than the cost of a single domestic beer in many Vegas’ topless joints. Deja Vu is noted for its high-mileage lap dances and private room shows where you can be alone with the dancer of your choice in a comfortable room with a door you can close. Private room prices start at $150 for 15 minutes (with no extra bar tab).

The cover charge is $35, but you can get free admission if you show the coupon in the right sidebar of of our home page and you don’t come in a cab.  If you don’t have your own car, call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.
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Dennis Rodman Returns to Sapphire Pool & Day Club

SapphirePool VDennis Rodman, NBA Hall of Famer and unofficial U.S. Ambassador to North Korea, will be celebrating the Fourth of July at the Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) this Saturday.

This should prove to be one of the craziest July 4 parties in Vegas, as it’s also the day of the Finals Competition for the Las Vegas Bikini Classic. Performing live, will be rapper O.T. Genasis, who will undoubtedly perform his hit song “I’m in Love with the Coco.”

The pool party runs from noon to 6 pm. The cover charge varies, usually from $20 to $30, with locals free, but that may not be the case for this July 4 blowout. Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).
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