A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left. Click on our calendar at the top left to see what special events will be going on while you'll be in town.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Little Darlings and Deja Vu Showgirls Get Serious About Lower Dance Prices

How to Handle Strip Club Dancers and Employees Who Try to Overcharge You

Some customers have posted comments on TVO that the prices quoted here are not being honored at the clubs.  For example, “lvchulo” wrote that dancers at Little Darlings (club review / club website) were quoting him a price of $40 for 2-for-1 dances instead of the club’s official price of $20.  He said that even for single dances, dancers were quoting prices of $30 and $40, with one dancer quoting him a price of $60 for a dance “with touching.”

He also said that a few dancers told him that the $125 for 15 minutes was the “club price,” and that they have to charge on top of that for themselves. One dancer wanted $50 more, another wanted $75 more, and another wanted $25 more.

I checked with management at Little Darlings and apparently the dancers are just making this stuff up as they go, trying to make a few extra bucks. But dancers are not allowed to set their own rates at Little Darlings. The club believes that this kind of hustle is bad for business (and they’re right).

LD-lap-dance-signA sign that hangs right outside the entrance to Little Darlings’ VIP rooms posts the club’s lap dance price prominently, and asks customers to see a manager if they are asked to pay a different amount.

And the club is serious about customers talking to a manager if dancers quote incorrect prices. Dancers at Little Darlings are not independent contractors who can set their own prices. They are “space tenants” who rent space from the club and sign a contract to use various areas of the club subject to certain conditions.​ Those conditions include honoring the house rates on dances.

Nor are the dancers allowed to quote higher prices for dances “with touching.” In Vegas, that qualifies as solicitation as far as the vice cops are concerned.  Touching is allowed in all of the Vegas strip clubs, and dancers are free to ask for tips, but they cannot ask you to pay more for any special type of dance.

Commenter David had a different kind of problem at Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website). He asked the “doorman/bouncer for the private section” about the $250 deal for a 30-minute private room dance with mini-bottle.   He was quoted $250 for the dancer and $120 for the room/bottle. That too is incorrect.

Here’s what the Deja Vu video sign says:deja-vu-250-sign

Management at Deja Vu assures me that this sign means that for $250 you get 30 minutes in a private room (not the group VIP, but a room with a door you can close for complete privacy) along with a mini-bottle of champagne. And there is no extra bottle fee. You get the dancer, the drink, and the closed door for $250.

Anyone quoting you a higher rate is either misinformed or perhaps getting a commission on bottles he sells, so he’s trying to make a few extra bucks. Here’s the thing: Customers are allowed to order other drinks with this deal. If you want a $120 bottle of booze, you can get that in addition to the deal if you pay an extra $120. But you’re not required to pay anything extra.

If a dancer or club employee won’t honor the regular $250 price for 30 minutes in a private room, dancer and mini-bottle included, ask to speak to the manager, and you will get the deal.

There are many clubs in Vegas that aren’t able or willing to enforce the club prices for lap dances and private shows, but Little Darlings and Deja Vu Showgirls can and will.

Perhaps you’re worried that a dancer will give you a substandard dance if you insist on the club price.  What I would do is tell her up front that you want the club price, but you tip for a good dance.

See also my discussion on How to Negotiate Prices in Vegas Strip Clubs.

We work hard to keep TVO up to date on club info, including prices. Be an informed consumer, and fight back against the Vegas hustle.

And please continue your reports about prices and conditions you run into.
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Las Vegas Strip Club Coupon

Last Chance to Book Your Vegas Trip for Pacquiao/Mayweather

If you’re planning on coming to Vegas next weekend (May 1-3) for any of the events that are scheduled to kick off the summer season–like the Grand Opening of the Sapphire Pool, or Dennis Rodman’s Birthday Bash, or Bonnie Rotten performing live at Deja Vu Showgirls–better make your arrangements fast. The town is expecting to be booked solid for the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight.

According to Fox Sports, the few rooms still available at the MGM Grand, where the fight will be held, are now $1600 per night. Even at the Riviera, an older hotel scheduled for demolition next month, rooms are going for $798 for Saturday (fight night).

If that’s outside your budget, you might try one of Whiskey Pete’s rooms at only $180. Keep in mind that Whiskey Pete’s is not in Vegas, but in the little town of Primm on the California border, about 40 miles from Vegas. (Rooms at Whiskey Pete’s normally sell for about $30 per night, same as the Riviera.)

Also, bear in mind that unless you’re staying at an MGM property in Vegas, other casinos are blocked from screening the fight.

Tickets to see the fight live are still available, but the premium seats are going for up to $100,000 each.

Also, some (not all) of the Vegas strip clubs that normally screen the big fights will not be allowed to do it this time.  MGM Grand has an exclusive arrangement with the fight promoters that disallows other Vegas venues from screening the fight, and Fox Sports says that Sapphire has been informed they cannot screen the fight.

Even if you have no interest in the Big Fight, this will be a huge weekend in Vegas, especially at the strip clubs. Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) will be having their Grand Opening Weekend in conjunction with Dennis Rodman’s Birthday Party (see details). And Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) will be featuring Bonnie Rotten live on stage on Friday and Saturday night. It’s going to be a crazy kickoff for the summer.
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Dennis Rodman’s Birthday Bash Next Weekend at Sapphire Pool and Day Club

Sapphire Pool’s Grand Opening Weekend Killer Party

Sapphire-Rodman-Party

On Saturday May 2 (that’s next Saturday), Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review) is celebrating Dennis Rodman’s 54th birthday. This is also Grand Opening Weekend for the Sapphire Pool. The weather for Las Vegas is currently forecast as clear and sunny and in the low 90s that whole weekend, so this should be one helluva Grand Opening.

Rodman, an NBA Hall of Famer and renowned party animal, will be hosting the party with three of the biggest porn stars in the biz — Teagan Presley, Tasha Reign, and HBO’s Katie Morgan.

Sapphire is offering a $500 Rodman VIP Access Package that includes limo transportation, front of line admission, 6-hour VIP open bar, and exclusive access to the VIP area where you can “Party with Rodman and the Adult Stars” until the sun goes down.

The previously available $250 package that included a 2-hour open bar has sold out, so if you want in on the fun, I’d advise making your reservation asap.

You can buy the package online here: Sapphire Pool and Day Club by clicking on the “Grand Opening Packages” button on the top menu bar.
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This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, April 24

Palomino Club – Fully Nude / Full Bar

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Crystal Dances at Palomino Club
Photo by Hew Burney

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only nude club in town that serves liquor, and their nighttime drink prices are among the lowest of the Vegas strip clubs ($6 drafts).

Plus they feature 60+ fine dancers, an excellent nude stage show, and good nude private room deals. The club’s private theme rooms are large, comfortable, and have doors you can close for complete privacy.

While there’s a bar tab in the club’s private theme rooms, there’s no extra bar tab or bottle fee in Palomino’s VIP room, which is divided up into small private curtained rooms.  That makes this club one of the best strip club values in Vegas.

If you arrive by the club’s free limo you’ll get free admission.  Call 1.702.327.7258 to reserve your ride.

Deja Vu Showgirls – Best Private Room Packages

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review /club website) has the best private room prices of all the major topless clubs in Vegas, starting at $150 for 15 minutes alone with a dancer in an elegant private room with a door you can close (your choice of bed or sofa).

That’s only $10 more than the other major topless clubs charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP (where you’ll pay $100 plus a $40 bar tab).

Longer private-room shows are $250 for 30 minutes (includes a $50 bottle) and $500 for an hour (includes a $100 bottle).

Dancer at Deja Vu Vegas

Kaz Dances at Deja Vu Showgirls
Photo by Hew Burney

The club also recently added a new $50 VIP Admission drink & dance package that includes free round-trip limo transport from your hotel, free admission (a $33 savings), a reserved VIP table, $50 in booze, and a 2-for-1 (normally $20 each) couch dance voucher.

Couch dances are high-mileage lap dances that take place off the main floor in their more private and comfortable VIP room.

The deal is available online for solo guests or small groups who want the VIP treatment without committing to an entire bottle.

Out-of-staters can get free admission (a $33 savings) plus a free drink by showing the coupon on the lower right sidebar of our homepage. To use the coupon you must arrive by the club limo or your own car.  The coupon isn’t valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo.

Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo. (NV residents: Get your Deja Vu locals’ card for $3 drinks and $69 bottles every night.) This club has a hot stage show and the lowest hustle factor of the major Vegas strip clubs.

Saturday, April 25

Sapphire Pool and Day Club Soft Opening

This weekend is the “soft opening” of the 2015 pool season at Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review /  Sapphire Pool and Day Club website).

The party will run from noon to 6 pm. There’s no cover charge for locals arriving in their own transportation. Out-of-towners who arrive in Sapphire’s limo will also get free admission. There will be a cover of $20 for guests (locals or non-locals) who arrive by cab or someone else’s limo. Call the Sapphire Pool for their limo at 1.702.869.0003.  The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

“Selfie Saturday” proved to be popular last summer and the tradition will continue this summer. Take a selfie at the pool and post it to any social media page, show the bartender or one of the servers, and you will get a shot on the house.

Sapphire Comedy Hour (Go for Lap Dances after the Show)

Dancer at Sapphire Las Vegas

Jessica Ann is a Sapphire Gem

The feature acts for the Sapphire Comedy Hour tonight are Ryan Cole, Tyler Linkin, and Red. Tonight’s show also features a burlesque dancer (Kalani Kokonuts), a pole dancer (Charisma), and a magician (Mon Dre). The admission is $20–the best comedy show deal in town. Dinner is available during the show.

When the show’s over, you can walk right into the Sapphire strip club (club review / club website) to enjoy the club’s renowned dancers and high-mileage lap dances.

Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve the club limo. The club will waive the $10 reservations fee if you purchase a 2-for-1 drink ticket.

Little Darlings – Nude Girls on Stage and in Your Lap

Dancer at Little Darlings Vegas

Vallerina Dances at Little Darlings
Photo by Hew Burney

Little Darlings (club review / club website) has recently launched outstanding new private show deals. Nude private-room lap dances start at $20 (some dancers charge extra for a dance with touching).  Little Darlings offers the only completely nude private-room $20 lap dances in town.

Plus, a 15-minute private show–alone with a naked girl in a private bedroom–is only $125, less than other major clubs in Vegas charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP.  Thirty minutes in a private bedroom with a door you can close is $250.

Call 1.702.371.2181 to reserve Little Darlings’ free limo. Admission for locals who arrive by their own cars is $13. Out-of-towners’ admission is usually $33, but you can get in for the locals’ price of $13 (a $20 savings) by showing the coupon on our home page below the top blog post (it also entitles you to a 2-for-the-price-of-1 nude lap dance).

You must arrive by your own car or the club limo to use the coupon (it’s not valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo). 50+ nubile dancers and a great nude stage show.  Age 18+ (Soft drinks only and you must show your ID.)

Live Burlesque in Las Vegas at Boomer’s

Tonight Live Burlesque in Las Vegas (show review) hosts the Nevada Regional competition for Burlypicks, an annual national competition for burlesque performers. Expect this to be a wild show. Doors open at 8 pm–get there early for a good seat because this show often gets to standing room only. Boomer’s Bar, Admission $20 at the door. Must be 21+

UFC 186 Viewing Party at Crazy Horse III and Deja Vu Showgirls

It’s the World Flyweight Championship (Johnson vs Horiguchi) on a couple dozen big screens at Crazy Horse III (club review) tonight. $33 cover (free for locals), free pizza and drink specials. Prelim bouts at 5 pm, main event at 7 pm.

You can also watch the fight at Deja Vu Showgirls (club review /club website).  Get free admission and a free drink by using the coupon at the lower right of our home page. Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.  This club has great private bedroom prices (see above) and the lowest hustle factor of the major Vegas strip clubs.

Sunday, April 26

Sapphire Pool and Day Club Soft Opening

This weekend is the “soft opening” of the 2015 pool season at Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review /  Sapphire Pool and Day Club website).

The party will run from noon to 6 pm. There’s no cover charge for locals arriving in their own transportation. Out-of-towners who arrive in Sapphire’s limo will also get free admission. There will be a cover of $20 for guests (locals or non-locals) who arrive by cab or someone else’s limo. Call the Sapphire Pool for their free limo at 1.702.869.0003.

The ad poster for the soft opening weekend is calling today “Ice Cream Sunday” — not sure what that entails.

Lingerie Night at Little Darlings

Lingerie Night at Little Darlings (club review / club website) means the cocktail servers wear sexy lingerie and sometime after midnight their panties (yes, the panties they’ve been wearing all night!) get auctioned off to the highest bidder.

I went last Sunday and because the crowd was light, the club decided not to auction off the waitresses’ panties but to give them away! You can read my review of the event here.

Call 1.702.371.2181 to reserve Little Darlings’ free limo. Admission for locals who arrive by their own cars is $13. Out-of-towners’ admission is usually $33, but you can get in for the locals’ price of $13 (a $20 savings) by showing the coupon on our home page below the top blog post if you arrive in your own car or Little Darlings’ limo. (It also entitles you to a 2-for-the-price-of-1 nude lap dance).

Sundays at Gilley’s – Bikini Bull-Riding

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island).  The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is sexy and fun–all amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge.  You must be 21+.
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“Hookernomics” Predicts Weakening of the U.S. Economy

Hookernomics is the study of “vice” (prostitution, gambling, booze, and illicit drugs) to predict the financial health and direction of the country. The inventor of this methodology, Andrew Zatlin, is a serious financial analyst who discovered the connection between vice spending and the national economy by compiling and analyzing Internet data that had never been studied by financial analysts in the past.

His premise is that a decrease in vice spending will be the first sign of a weakening economy because vice is a “luxury” and when people pull back on spending, non-essentials are the first thing to go. Here’s a chart taken from his free report “The Rise of Hookernomics,” which you can download from his Moneyball Economics website. This chart compares spending on vice to U.S. retail sales over a 20-year period (1995-2014).

vice-vs-retail

In describing how the chart was created, Zatlin explains: “I have lagged the Vice Index by a few months. That means that vice spending leads discretionary spending and provides advance insight into inflation expectations and retail spending.”

In other words, if you want to know how department store sales will be in June, look at how much money is being spent on prostitutes in March and April. Let’s look at the Vice Index over the last 14 months:

Vice-Index

The Vice Index for the most recent month charted, March 2015, is the lowest it’s been in recent history. And each month since December has been lower than the previous eight months. This portends a bad summer for retail businesses in the U.S.

Who Is Andrew Zatlin?

Lest you think Andrew Zatlin is some kind of nutcase just making shit up, I’ll point out that his economic forecasts are published on Bloomberg and for the year to date, he has been named the leading forecaster for Retail, the leading forecaster for Payrolls, and the leading forecaster for Jobless Claims. The stock market moves on these benchmarks and the Federal Reserve is making their decisions based on them.

The Moneyball Vice Index doesn’t specifically chart strip club revenues in its analysis.

Strippernomics: What to Expect in the Vegas Strip Clubs

A few days ago, I posted  “The Price of Illegal Sex Is Going Down,” based on an article in the Economist. The data in that analysis indicated that when the economy is in decline, prostitutes and other sex workers lower their prices.

So, the bad news is that the U.S. economy, based on the Vice Index, is likely to weaken in the foreseeable future. The good news is that for those who still have some mad money in their pockets, the cost of indulging your vices will go down as well.

To make the most of your upcoming vice pricing power on your next trip to Vegas, see How to Negotiate in the Vegas Strip Clubs.
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