A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left. Click on our calendar at the top left to see what special events will be going on while you'll be in town.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Vote for Reagan Reilly – 2015 Exotic Dancer Awards

It’s time to vote for the 2015 Exotic Dancer Awards and Reagan Reilly, TVO’s January Dancer of the Month and one of the most talented pole dancers in the world, has been nominated in the “Newcomer Feature of the Year” category.

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Reagan won the 2014 Miss Nude Wisconsin Pageant. She recently took the Audience Favorite Award at the 2015 Miss Nude Midwest Pageant, and was the First Runner-Up in the Newcomer Division for the Exotic Dancer Invitationals in West Hollywood.

Here’s where you can view Reagan’s Dancer of the Month pics by Hew Burney, and here’s where you can support a young talent by voting for her at the 2015 Exotic Dancer Awards website in the “Newcomer Feature of the Year” category.

It only takes a minute.  You must register to vote, but registration only requires your name and email address.
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Las Vegas Strip Club Coupon

Memorial Day Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, May 22

Palomino Club – Full Bar and Fully Nude Dancers

Dancer at Palomino Club Las Vegas

Faith Dances at Palomino Club
Photo by Hew Burney

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only nude club in town that serves alcohol. With $6 drafts all night long, Palomino’s drink prices are also among the lowest of the Vegas strip clubs.

Saturday nights here are great. You can expect to find 60+ dancers here on the weekends. The nude stage show is the one of the best in town–an erotic circus. There are nude private shows in the club’s private bedrooms, which are large and comfortable.

There’s a bottle fee in the club’s private theme rooms, but no extra bar tab in the club’s VIP room, which is divided up into small curtained private rooms. Palomino Club is always one of the best strip club values in Vegas.

If you arrive by the club’s free limo you’ll get free admission (a $30 savings). Call 1.702.327.7258 to reserve your ride.

Fireball Friday at the Sapphire Pool

SapphirePool AGuest DJs today at the Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) are DJ Liz and Jay Kapp, plus the girls from Sexxy (see Sexxy review). On Fireball Fridays, poolside cocktail servers pour free Fireball shots for guests sporadically throughout the day.

The Sapphire Pool is open from noon to 6 pm every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. In years past, the cover charge has varied, generally from $20 to $30, depending on who’s hosting, who’s performing, and the crowd conditions. (Locals always free.)

Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

Bubba Sparxxx at Hustler Club

Hip hop artist Bubba Sparxxx will be performing live at Hustler Club (club review) on Friday night.

Saturday, May 23

UFC 187 at Deja Vu Showgirls

Dancer at Deja Vu Vegas

Kaz Dances at Deja Vu
Photo by Hew Burney

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) is a great place to watch UFC 187 on Saturday night. Two championship fights are scheduled: Johnson vs. Gormier, and Weidman vs. Belfort. There are five bouts total on the main card, starting at 7 pm. The fight takes place at MGM Grand.

Deja Vu has the best private room prices of all the major topless clubs in Vegas, starting at $150 for 15 minutes alone with a dancer in an elegant private room with a door you can close (your choice of bed or sofa). Longer private-room shows are $250 for 30 minutes (includes a mini-bottle of champagne) or $500 for an hour (includes a bottle of champagne).

Deaj Vu has a $50 VIP drink & dance package (available online here) that includes free round-trip limo transport from your hotel, free admission (a $35 savings), a reserved VIP table, $50 in booze, and a 2-for-1 (normally $20 each) couch dance voucher.

Out-of-staters can always get free admission (a $35 savings) plus a free drink by showing the coupon on the lower right sidebar of our homepage. To use the coupon you must arrive by the club limo or your own car. The coupon isn’t valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo.

Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo. (NV residents: Get your Deja Vu locals’ card for $3 drinks and $69 bottles every night.)

Other Venues for Viewing UFC 187

Other Vegas strip clubs screening the UFC 187 fights are Hustler Club (club review), Crazy Horse III (club review), Little Darlings (club review / club website) and Sapphire (club review / club website).

If you’re coming to Sapphire for an evening of high-mileage lap dances, check out the VIP60 and other packages.  Not only do you get a discount on drinks, but the package’s line pass and reserved VIP table have real value at this club, which gets packed.

LV Bikini Classic at Sapphire Pool & Day Club

Every Saturday for five weeks (May 23-Jun 20) at Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website), a different group of bikini models will compete for a spot in the finals, which will be held on the Fourth of July. There are twelve models in each preliminary round, and this Saturday (May 23) is Round One.

Four girls (3 judges’ choices and one crowd favorite) will be chosen today to move on to the final round. The judging will be done with large score cards held up by the judges for all to see, and the contestant with highest score moves on. In the event of a tie the crowd will decide the winner. The weekly 1st place winner will be awarded $1000, 2nd $500, 3rd $300 and 4th $200.

Every Saturday at the Sapphire Pool is “Selfie Saturday.” If you take a selfie at the pool and post it to any social media page, just show the pic to a bartender or cocktail waitress and you’ll get a free shot on the house.

The party runs from noon to 6 pm. The cover charge here varies, usually from $20 to $30. Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

Sapphire Comedy Hour (and Lap Dances after the Show)

The feature acts for the Sapphire Comedy Hour tonight are Cory Robinson, Corey Sweeney, and Blake Howse. This show also features a knockout burlesque dancer (Kalani Kokonuts), and a magician (Mon Dre). The admission is $20–the best comedy show deal in town. Dinner is available during the show.

When the show’s over, go right into the Sapphire strip club (club review / club website) to enjoy the club’s renowned gorgeous stage dancers and high-mileage lap dances.

Sapphire’s package deals (buy online) offer excellent value. Not only do you get extra liquor value with their packages, plus free limo and admission, but you also get a line pass and a reserved VIP table. Those have real value at this club on weekend nights, when this place gets packed.

Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve the club limo. Sapphire will waive the $10 reservations fee if you purchase a 2-for-1 drink ticket.

Sunday, May 24

Little Darlings Panties Auction?

Dancer at Little Darlings Las Vegas

Vallerina Dances at Little Darlings
Photo by Hew Burney

That’s right. Sunday nights at Little Darlings (club review / club website) is “Lingerie Night” at and that means the cocktail servers wear sexy lingerie and some time after midnight their panties (yes, the panties they’ve been wearing all night!) get auctioned off to the highest bidders.

The Sunday night I went had a light crowd, so the club decided to give the panties away to volunteers from the audience rather than to auction them off. One way or another, the waitresses’ panties are coming off and going home with someone in the audience. You can read my review of the event here.

Little Darlings has great deals on private-room shows in Vegas, starting at $125 for 15 minutes. That’s for a nude private show in one of the club’s bedrooms.

Call 1.702.371.2181 to reserve Little Darlings’ free limo. Admission for locals who arrive by their own cars is $15. Out-of-towners’ admission is usually $35, but you can get in for the locals’ price of $15 (a $20 savings) by showing the coupon on our home page below the top blog post.

To use the coupon, you must arrive in your own car or Little Darlings’ limo. (The coupon also entitles you to a 2-for-the-price-of-1 nude lap dance).

“Departure Sunday” at Sapphire Pool and Day Club

If you’re catching a flight home from Vegas today, Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) has a special deal for Vegas visitors who depart on Sunday.

After you check out of your hotel, call Sapphire at 1.702.869.0003 and they’ll send their limo for you, bring you to the Sapphire Pool for no charge, store your luggage, provide you with a locker where you can change clothes, and when you’re done partying at the pool, they’ll limo you and your luggage to the airport in time for your flight. The cost of this service: zip. The pool party runs from noon to 6 pm and it sure as hell beats sitting around an airport all afternoon.

Sundays at Gilley’s – Bikini Bull-Riding

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is sexy and fun–all amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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Federal Narcs Busted for Running Wild NJ Strip Club

According to the New York Daily News, two US DEA agents, David Polos and Glen Glover, were busted by the FBI when it was discovered they owned and operated the Twins Go-Go Lounge, a lap dance club in South Hackensack, New Jersey.

DEA agents are required by law to disclose to the government any outside income they have. Both men reported no outside income, though they were co-owners of the Go-Go Lounge since 2010 and had bank deposits totaling over $600,000. The narcs purchased the club through a shell company they’d set up to hide their ownership.

Polos and Glover were not low-level DEA agents. Polos was employed by the DEA since 1991, most recently as Assistant Special Agent-in-Charge, responsible for supervising the New York Organized Crime and Drug Enforcement Strike Force. Glover, since 1998, has been a DEA Telecommunications Specialist.

Polos used to flash his badge in the club and brag that he worked for the FBI.

On at least one occasion, according to the FBI report, Glover wore his bullet-proof vest in the club. Not a bad idea. Last year, the club was the scene of a brawl in which one customer was bludgeoned with a hammer, another was stabbed, and two were run over by a car in the parking lot.
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Fun with Sex Objects

I’ve already written about GFE’s (girlfriend experiences) at Vegas strip clubs. But one of the most fun things about going to a strip club is that you don’t have to pretend that a dancer is your girlfriend.

With a strip club dancer, you can go straight into total appreciation of women as a sex objects.

Strip club dancers are actresses who have raised flirting to an art form and you can buy them drinks and tip them for their time and spend a great evening that way. But you can also sit there ogling their tits and they won’t scold you and say, “Hey, buddy, I’m up here!”

Dancers agree up front to be viewed as sex objects. What a breath of fresh air. They’re hot women who say yes, look at my tits and drool.

When you’re with a dancer you have 100% visual permission. A lot of guys don’t even have that with their wives or girlfriends.

You don’t always have to get a lap dance to take advantage of the visual permission dancers allow. Dancers are proud of their bodies and they enjoy displaying themselves. If you’re a tit man, you can ask a dancer to show you her tits and she’ll most likely not only show them to you, she’ll strike sexy poses for you.

Or you can ask a dancer to stand up and turn around so you can see her ass and she won’t be offended. Many will bend over and start twerking for you.

Keep in mind I’m not trying to discourage you from getting lap dances or going into the VIP. All of the above advice applies equally to dancers you’re getting lap or VIP dances from and it will increase both the fun and the eroticism of the dances you get. And if you’re spending time with a dancer and not buying dances, don’t just buy her a drink–always tip her.
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How Out-of-Towners Can Get Locals’ Deals in the Vegas Strip Clubs

If you’re a devotee of the Vegas strip clubs it pays to be a local. Consider:

♦  Locals get in free at Sapphire’s Pool and Day Club (out-of towners pay $20-$30)
♦  Locals get in free at Little Darlings on Mondays (out-of towners pay $33 or $13 with our coupon)
♦  Locals pay only $3 for beer at Deja Vu Showgirls (out-of-towners pay $10)
♦  Locals get in free at Palomino Club (out-of towners pay $30 or $10, even if they drive themselves)
♦  Locals pay $7 for beer at Crazy Horse III (out-of-towners pay $13)
♦  Locals always get in free at Play It Again, Sam (out-of towners pay $10 after 8 pm)
♦  Locals pay $5 for beer at Hustler Club (out-of-towners pay $10)
♦  Locals pay $0 for drinks at Hustler Club from 4-8 pm (out-of-towners pay based on the drink)

In addition to strip club deals, many casino shows and attractions (including spas, museums, rides and even wedding chapels) offer locals deals, often 50% off tickets or two tix for the price of one, etc.  Many of the casino hotel pools have free days for locals. And many of the casino hotel buffets and restaurants offer discounts of 20% to 50% to locals.  Vegas takes care of its own.

And how do you prove you’re a local at a Vegas strip club or a casino ticket sales office?  By showing a Nevada ID.

Now, far be it from me to advise anyone to get fake Nevada ID just to save money on drinks and entertainment. Ever since 9/11, the federal penalties for getting caught with bogus ID are simply not worth the risk.

But you may be able to qualify for a 100% legal Nevada ID, even if you don’t live here full time. The Nevada DMV will issue a “Seasonal Resident ID” to anyone who lives out-of-state but qualifies based on part-time Nevada residency.

A Nevada Seasonal Resident ID looks like a NV drivers license and is 100% legal.  These cards are available to anyone who:

◊ Temporarily resides in NV for a period of at least 31 consecutive days in each calendar year;
◊ Maintains a temporary residence in NV;
◊ Returns to the state or jurisdiction of his residence at least one time during each calendar year;
◊ Is registered to vote or pays income tax in another state or jurisdiction; and
◊ Does not engage in a trade, profession, occupation or gainful employment in NV.

Seasonal resident identification cards are marked with a designation that the holder is a seasonal resident and is licensed in another state. You must meet the proof-of-identity requirements for a Nevada ID card. These cards are not issued to tourists from foreign countries.

The acceptable proof-of-identity documents include a passport, a birth certificate, or a state-issued drivers license.

You’ll also need to prove your social security number with a SS card, W-2, or 1099.

And you’ll need to prove your seasonal Nevada residency with two documents, such as utility bills, rent receipts, bank statements, or a notarized letter from the owner of a NV residence indicating that you physically reside at the residence for at least 31 consecutive days per year.

This might sound like a lot of documentation to get together, but most of it’s no big deal. Everyone has either a passport, a drivers license, or a birth certificate, and you only need one of those items. Everyone’s got an SS card, and if you don’t, then dig out your last W-2 or 1099 or even a pay stub if it has your SS# and that qualifies. You only need one proof of SS#.

The trickiest documents to come up with if you don’t actually live here are the two proof-of-residency docs, especially if you’re not renting or leasing a residence and have no Nevada utility bills. But do you have a friend in NV who will write a statement saying that you stay at his address for at least 31 consecutive days per year? If so, you can get that letter notarized, take it to any bank and open an account using that address, and you’ll have your two proof of residency docs–the notarized letter and the bank statement with your seasonal address.

Not everyone from out-of-state will be able to get a seasonal NV ID card, but for those who come here often, it might be worth the trouble to get the docs together. If you’re interested, check out the official DMV site that explains the requirements.
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