You may have read in the news recently that the premier electric car company, Tesla Motors, is about to set up what they call a Gigafactory in Storey County (just outside Reno, Nevada) to manufacture batteries for their cars. Because of a slick move by a brothel owner, Reno beat out Texas and four other states that were wining and dining Tesla.
The Coed Nude Yoga series at the Erotic Heritage Museum is over. From now on, every Wednesday evening from 7 – 8 pm, the museum will be hosting a lecture series and round table “coffee talk” on human sexuality.
The lecture series is scheduled to run through December 17. Tonight, Sept 17, the speakers will be museum staffers Haley Fuller and Dr. Victoria Hartman.
There is no cover charge. If you purchase a museum mug, you’ll get ten free cups of coffee. (I hope it’s not needed to keep you awake.) I suspect this may be a good place to look for partners for whatever weird sex scene you’re into.
The third Tuesday of each month (that’s tonight) is Little Darlings’ “Hometown Hotties” amateur contest. I haven’t seen this contest yet, so I’m not sure exactly what a “hometown hottie” is.
Does it mean all contestants call Vegas their hometown? Does it mean they all come from a hometown somewhere? Whatever, it’ll be a bunch of girls taking their clothes off and dancing around naked and some of them might even be amateurs.
These contests usually start after midnight. If you get there early, you’ll just have to watch a bunch of professionals taking their clothes off and dancing around naked before the amateurs give it their best shot.
Little Darlings is located at 1514 Western Ave, Las Vegas. Call 702-371-2181 for free round-trip limo transport. No alcohol. Must be 18+. $33 (locals $13) but the coupon directly below the top post on this page will get you free admission, provided you arrive in your own vehicle (no cabs) or by Little Darlings’ free limo. Print the coupon or show it at the door on your iphone.
For upcoming free events, see the club’s web site.
The pic at left of an upside-down babe hanging on a stripper pole is actually a photo of New Zealand dancer, Emily Scott, performing in the Auckland Opera’s newest production of Mozart’s Don Giovanni.
According to Stuff.co.nz, the New Zealand Opera decided to update the story by making Don Giovanni a strip club owner. Emily Scott plays a pole dancer in his club.
The actual story of Don Giovanni (in Mozart’s opera) is a retelling of the legend of Don Juan, the notorious seducer of women, a man who numbered his conquests in the thousands. Mozart’s Don Giovanni ends with the mythical lover refusing to repent for his sins and being sentenced to Hell.
I’m not sure how the New Zealand Opera’s version ends, possibly with the strip club owner refusing to repent, and being forced to pay back wages to all the independent contractors he’s been stiffing (in more ways than one) for many years.
As for her feelings about pole dancing in a classic opera, Emily Scott says: “’It’s kind of empowering. You’re above people and exciting them without them touching you. You’re in a position of power.”
I took my wife to Sapphire’s Comedy Hour on Friday night. We saw a man with a chicken on his hand, a magician who’s also a pro wrestler, a stunning burlesque fan dancer and amazing pole dancer who were worth the price of admission on their own, and four comedians–one black dude, a Mexican, a white guy, and a buxom broad.
This babe, Jozalyn Sharp, told lots of off-color jokes and was the dirtiest and funniest of the bunch, but all of them were taking risks, ad-libbing, testing new material, and joking back and forth with the crowd. Read more …
I have no idea why Alternet.com just posted on Facebook an article they published more than a year ago on their own site, featuring a Salon.com interview published more than 11 years ago, by the author of a book published 12 years ago. But I’m glad they did.
I’d never heard of the book, titled G-Strings and Sympathy: Strip Club Regulars and Male Desire by anthropologist Katherine Frank. The book is based on the author’s six years of working as a stripper in numerous clubs, big and small, and on interviews she conducted with over 30 of her regular customers during that time. Read more…
I can always tell when the economy is taking a turn for the worse, because you start running into a higher hustle factor at some of the Vegas strip clubs. I recently had to remove a major club from my best-of-Vegas list because on recent visits I had found the hustle factor so bad.
In many of the clubs, you’ll see dancers clustered near the entrance, greeting a new customer as he walks through the entry doors and asking him if he’d like a dance. That’s fine. But when they won’t take no for an answer, and start badgering him before he’s had a drink or even found a place to sit down, that’s a problem.
If a customer tells this type of dancer he’s just going to have a beer and watch the show for a while, she’ll tell him she can do a lot better show in the VIP.
If he says he doesn’t have the money for that, she’ll try and drag him to the ATM. If he says his bank account’s tapped out, she’ll tell him it’s only $100. Surely he can afford a hundred measly dollars.
If he says $100 is a lot of money to him, she’ll ask him what the hell he’s doing in a strip club. You start feeling like you’re a defendant in court, being attacked by the prosecution. If he goes back to square one and says he just came to have a beer and watch the show for a while, she’ll insult him for coming to a strip club without more money. Read more…
(stole this from Joke Buddha)
Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Bob! How ya doin?” His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh no,” says Bob. “He’s on my bowling team.”
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, “How did she know that you drink Budweiser?” “She’s in the Ladies’ Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.”Read More…
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, “Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time.”
The never-ending battle between the New Beginnings Church in Warsaw, Ohio and the Fox Hole Strip Club in Walhonding, Ohio resulted in the arrest of New Beginnings Pastor Bill Dunfee along with outside agitator Calvin Zastrow, the Pastor of a Michigan church. Both men were allegedly trespassing on the strip club property Friday night and refused to obey a police order to leave the property. Read more…
Tonight (Tuesday, September 9) at Little Darlings is slated to be one of the wildest and weirdest nights in Vegas strip club history. Script by Tarantino, directed by Fellini, costumes by Fredericks of Hollywood.
To start, Little Darlings is hosting their first ever Pajama Party. If you arrive in your PJs, your admission is free, and since even locals have to pay to get into this nude club, expect to see a lot of folks arriving in their nightwear.