A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


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Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Labor Day Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, September 4

Deja Vu Showgirls – Don’t Leave Town w/o Seeing Shelby

deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Shelby Sparks
Photo by Hew Burney

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) has the best drink deals going among the major Vegas topless clubs with all beer–domestics and imports, and all well drinks priced at $6 all night. Call drinks are $9 and premiums are $12. (Locals with a Vu Card get a $3 discount on drinks–$3, $6, and $9 for wells, calls, and premiums. This is a new policy, so if you have NV ID, sign up for a Vu Card and your beer will always be $3.)

The main reason I like this club on the weekends is the dancers. TVO’s August Dancer of the Month, Shelby Sparks, usually dances here on Friday nights. Check out her gallery and see if she doesn’t convince you to call for Deja Vu’s limo.

Deja Vu’s $50 VIP drink & dance package (available online here) for out-of-towners includes free limo transport from your hotel, free admission (a $35 savings), a reserved VIP table, $50 in booze, and a 2-for-1 (normally $20 each) couch dance voucher. (Remember to tip the limo drivers.)

Deja Vu’s private rooms (with a door you can close) start at $150 for 15 minutes, with no extra bar tab or bottle fee.

Out-of-staters can get free admission to Deja Vu (a $35 savings) plus your first drink on the house by showing the coupon on the lower right sidebar of our homepage. To use the coupon you must arrive by the club limo or your own car. The coupon isn’t valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo. Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.

Champagne Friday at Sapphire Pool and Day Club

SapphirePool ADIt’s Labor Day Weekend so expect big crowds at Sapphire’s topless pool (pool review / pool website). On Champagne Friday the bartenders pour free champagne for female guests from 4-6 pm. The sponsor for the party today is Ketel One Vodka–watch for specials throughout the afternoon.

If you find yourself in the mood, you can get a VIP dance from one of Sapphire’s dancers. Watching them work on their tans in g-strings and pasties might put you in the mood, and thankfully there’s a secret back entrance from the pool to Sapphire’s VIP room.

The cover charge varies, generally from $20 to $30, depending on who’s hosting, who’s performing, and crowd conditions. (Locals are always free.)

Call Sapphire for their free limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

Psycho Midget Wrestling at Hustler Club

The “Half Pint Brawlers” will be doing their Psycho Midget Wrestling show on both Friday and Saturday nights at Hustler Club (club review). Expect the show to start sometime after the joint is jumpin’. Maybe midnight. There’s no separate cover for this event. Hustler Club is topless.

Saturday, September 5

Palomino Club – Lots of Naked Girls and You

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Photo by Hew Burney

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only strip club in Vegas with totally nude dancers and a full bar. So if you like watching dancers who take it all off while you’re indulging in something stronger than Monster Energy on the rocks, this is the place.

Palomino just expanded their main room and moved their VIP room to a new space upstairs–the Lipstick Lounge. The new VIP has plush booths, each one curtained for privacy. Nude private shows in this room start at 3 songs/100 with no extra bar tab or bottle fee.

Scarlett, our September Dancer of the Month, is usually dancing here on the weekends. If you’re only in Vegas for a few days, see Scarlett dance before you leave town. (Go look at her pics right now, then call the number below to reserve the limo. Just do it.)

Palomino’s drink prices beat most of the competition (drafts $6).

You can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are always free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit for $30 to cover two drinks up front.

Note:  This club gets packed, even on some week nights, so arrange for limo pick-up by 10-10:30 pm to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.

Little Darlings – $20 Private Dances

Little Darlings Las Vegas Dancer

Photo by Hew Burney

Little Darlings (club review / club website) is the only club I know of in Vegas where you can get a private dance for $20, and the dancer selection is as good as it gets. They’re young, fun, beautiful, sexy, and friendly. All dances here are performed nude, in private rooms, where you are alone with the dancer, with prices starting at the standard $20/song. (There’s no lap dancing out on the main floor.)

Longer private shows are $125 for 15 minutes, $250 for 30 minutes, and $400 for 60 minutes. There’s never an extra bar tab or bottle fee because there’s no liquor. A soft drink is $4. The popcorn is free.

Check out Serenity, one of Little Darlings’ top performers and TVO’s June Dancer of the Month.

Customers must be 18+ (with ID). Dancers are also 18+.

Admission for locals who arrive in their own cars is $15.

Out-of-towners’ admission is $35, but you can pay the locals’ price of $15 (a $20 savings) by showing the coupon on our home page below the top blog post. To use the coupon, you must arrive in your own car or Little Darlings’ limo. (The coupon also entitles you to a 2-for-the-price-of-1 nude lap dance). Call 1.702.371.2181 to reserve Little Darlings’ free limo.

UFC 191 Viewing Parties

[Update 9/4: I just learned Hustler Club will also be screening UFC 191. They’re not announcing any drink specials, but they usually have some specials and maybe pizza.]

Three Vegas strip clubs are hosting viewing parties for UFC 191 on Saturday–Sapphire, Deja Vu Showgirls, and Crazy Horse III. See my post “UFC 191 Viewing Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs” for full details.

Taisha Marie at Sapphire Pool and Day Club

The sponsors for the Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) today are Patron, Perrier Jouet, and Malibu. Watch for freebies and specials throughout the day.

The party is hosted today by adult film star Taisha Marie. She’ll be wandering around the pool area, wearing little and looking yummy. DJ J Nice will be in charge of the sounds.

It’s “Selfie Saturday”–which means that if you take a selfie, and post it to any social media site, then show it to one of the bartenders or waitresses, you’ll get a free shot.

The pool party runs from noon to 6 pm. The cover charge for the pool varies, usually from $20 to $30. (Locals always free.) Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

Sapphire – When You See Their 400 Lap Dancers, You’ll Be Sorry You Only Have One Lap

Sapphire Las Vegas Dancer

Kimber is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire (club review / club website) bills itself as the “Largest Gentlemen’s Club in the World,” so it’s something you have to see at least once in your life. Put it on your bucket list, along with getting a lap dance or two (or three) from the crew that will win the Lap Dance Olympics, if lap dancing ever becomes an Olympic sport.

If you’re going to the club at peak hours over the weekend, Sapphire’s package deals (buy online) offer excellent value. You get extra liquor values, plus free limo and admission, but you also get a line pass and a reserved VIP table.  Those have real value at this club on weekend nights, when there may not be any other way to find a place to sit down.

Even if you’re alone, the VIP60 package gets you a reserved table and provides twice the bang for your buck (see my $ analysis in my club review –link above).

Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve the club limo. Sapphire will waive the $15 reservations fee if you purchase a 2-for-1 drink ticket–a no brainer.

Live Burlesque in Las Vegas Is Back at Boomer’s

Live Burlesque in Las Vegas (show review) is back. Miss Karla Joy will be MCing tonight, with stage kitten, Gigi LeMew. Scheduled to perform are Anita Brassiere, Aya Fontaine, Buttercup Delight, Emmy Emerald, Kitschy Koo, LaRosa Muerta, Lily Star, and from LA: Egypt Blaque Knyle.

The Boom Boom Room is the back room at Boomer’s Bar, a locals’ watering hole. Admission price is $21.69 and tix can be purchased at the door or in advance from Brown Paper Tickets. (Advance purchasers get priority seating.) Doors 8:30. Show 9 pm. Boomer’s Bar is at 3200 W Sirius Ave, Las Vegas, 702-368-1863

Half Pint Brawlers at Hustler Club

The “Half Pint Brawlers” will be doing their Psycho Midget Wrestling show once more on Saturday night at Hustler Club (club review). Expect the show to start sometime around midnight. There’s no separate cover for this event. Hustler Club is topless.

Sunday, September 6

Sapphire Pool & Day Club – A Strip Club in the Sunshine

The sponsors of the party at Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) today are Ciroc and ResQwater. If you’re a local (with NV ID), go early. Locals drink free from noon to 2 pm. The party runs from noon to 6 pm. The sounds today will be in the hands of DJ ParaDice.

Out-of-town visitors: If you plan to depart on Sunday, purchase your return flight ticket for late afternoon or early evening so you can spend an afternoon at the Sapphire Pool–a great way to wind up your Vegas vacation.

If you call Sapphire at 1.702.869.0003 after you check out of your hotel, they’ll transport you to the Sapphire Pool in their free club limo, store your luggage, provide you with a locker where you can change clothes, and when you’re done partying at the pool, they’ll limo you and your luggage to the airport in time for your flight. The cost of this service: zip. (But do tip the limo drivers.)

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is sexy and fun–all amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.

Las Vegas Strip Club Coupon

UFC 191 Viewing Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

UFC 191 takes place this Saturday (Sept 5) live at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, with preliminary bouts starting at 6 pm and the main event sometime after 7 pm (probably more like 8 pm).

The main event is the flyweight championship between Johnson (current title holder) and Dodson (top contender). Also on the bill is a fight between two former heavyweight champions–Arlovsky vs. Mir.

Only three Vegas strip clubs have announced UFC 191 viewing parties as of today–Deja Vu Showgirls, Sapphire, and Crazy Horse III. Here’s the lowdown:

Deja Vu Showgirls Dancer Shelby Sparks

Shelby Sparks Dances at
Deja Vu Showgirls
Photo by Hew Burney

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) has the best deals for UFC viewing parties in Vegas if you consider the total cost of admission, booze, and food. Admission for locals who arrive in their own transportation is free. Admission for non-NV residents is free if you show the coupon in the right sidebar of our homepage (a $35 savings) and don’t take a cab.

The food consists of pizza and popcorn and is on the house. All beer–domestics and imports–and all well drinks are $6 ($3 for locals with a Vu card). Out-of-town visitors who use the coupon will also get their first drink free.

To use the coupon, out-of-town visitors must arrive by the club limo or your own car. The coupon isn’t valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo. Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.

Sapphire Las Vegas Dancer

Addison is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire (club review / club website) has great UFC viewing parties. I saw UFC 189 (Mendes vs. McGregor) there and the place was jammed, standing room only. Showroom doors open at 6 pm with the prelims, and if you’re not there by 7 pm, you may not find a seat.

Sapphire’s showroom has three 100″ screens and a dynamite sound system. The hosted buffet, which differs somewhat from event to event, includes things like salad, pasta, hot dogs, sliders, wings, chips, etc. Dollar lap dances occur after the last prelim and before the main event. (See“The Best Lap Dance in Vegas” for my review of Sapphire’s dollar dances during their Monday Night Football parties.)

Sapphire’s dollar lap dances last only 30 seconds each but are full-contact, topless lap dances.  If the dollar dances are high on your list of reasons for why you go to this party, here’s some advice: Sit on the right side of the Showroom (as you face the stage). If the room is sold out, the further you are from the entry doors, the less likely it is that the club’s dancers will be able to get to you.

Cover: $33 (locals $22). Buffet (optional): $15. Sapphire has UFC package deals on their website that are a good value. Unless you get a package deal on drinks (which includes limo, cover, etc.) expect a beer to cost $11. (All of these prices are subject to change.)

Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve Sapphire’s limo and get the UFC package deal.

The sports viewing parties at Crazy Horse III (club review) offer locals free entry, free pizza, and mix-and-match buckets of beer for $20. For out-of-towners, your best bet is to get the $50 UFC package which gets you limo transport, entry, and a $60 drink voucher. Drinks at Crazy Horse III for out-of-towners start at $13 each. Call 702-673-1700 to get the UFC package.

TVO’s Dancer of the Month:
Meet Scarlett from Palomino Club

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer Scarlett18-year-old Scarlett is half-Filipino, half-Puerto Rican, hails from San Francisco, and dances nightly at Palomino Club (club review / club website). She’s so adorable, you’ll want to bring her home with you, and with her bubbly personality, your wife may not even mind!

She’s fun to be with and she loves performing, both on stage and in private. I asked her what she most wanted her audience to know about her, and she said, “that I like making people happy.”

She moves with grace on stage–a natural performer. I asked her if she’d had any formal dance training. “No,” she said, “I just watched the other girls and I went out and bought a pole.”

“What was it like the first time you danced nude on stage?”

“I was freaking out, but it was fun.”

“What’s your favorite music for dancing?”

“Michael Jackson.”

“What do you like best about the job?”

“I get to meet people from all over the world.”

“What do you do on your time off?”

“Eat, sleep, and shop.”

Her teenage energy just lifts your spirits.

In a few of the stage pics, you’ll see Bethany, Scarlett’s best friend. They often dance on stage together. You can also see Scarlett in a few of the stage pics in Bethany’s gallery: “Bethany on the Pole at Palomino Club.”

Hew Burney’s photos of Scarlett on stage and in one of Palomino Club’s private rooms are below. To see and read about TVO’s other Dancers of the Month, see our Gallery of Las Vegas Strip Club Dancers of the Month.

You can follow Scarlett on instagram: @issaaabel_ or on twitter: @issaaaabel_. (Her twitter feed’s a riot!)

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Free Limo, Free Admission, FREE DRINKS, Hot Babes – Deja Vu Showgirls Open Bar Monday Night

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Shelby Sparks

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) has six hours of FREE BOOZE tonight (Monday, Aug 31) from 6 pm to midnight. The open bar includes all the beer you can drink–domestics and imports–plus all the well drinks you can put away, and all the call drinks you can guzzle (excluding wines, champagnes, and super premium liquors).

I have verified with club management that this deal is good for locals and out-of-town visitors alike.

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer


After midnight, the drink price goes to $3, which is still the best drink deal of the major Vegas strip clubs.

If you’re from out-of-state, you can get free transportation to the club (saves you cab fare) and free admission (a $35 savings) by showing the Deja Vu coupon in the lower right sidebar on our homepage and taking Deja Vu’s free limo. (Locals with NV ID never pay an admission fee if they arrive in their own transportation.)

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Kaz Monet

And in case you’re wondering what the show is like at Deja Vu, take a look at a few of the club’s dancers we’ve featured as Dancers of the Month recently (all photographed by Hew Burney): Shelby Sparks (August 2015), Savannah (May 2015), and Kaz Monet (February 2015).

Call 1.702.366.1633 to reserve the free club limo.