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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

TVO’s Dancer of the Month:
Meet Scarlett from Palomino Club

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer Scarlett18-year-old Scarlett is half-Filipino, half-Puerto Rican, hails from San Francisco, and dances nightly at Palomino Club (club review / club website). She’s so adorable, you’ll want to bring her home with you, and with her bubbly personality, your wife may not even mind!

She’s fun to be with and she loves performing, both on stage and in private. I asked her what she most wanted her audience to know about her, and she said, “that I like making people happy.”

She moves with grace on stage–a natural performer. I asked her if she’d had any formal dance training. “No,” she said, “I just watched the other girls and I went out and bought a pole.”

“What was it like the first time you danced nude on stage?”

“I was freaking out, but it was fun.”

“What’s your favorite music for dancing?”

“Michael Jackson.”

“What do you like best about the job?”

“I get to meet people from all over the world.”

“What do you do on your time off?”

“Eat, sleep, and shop.”

Her teenage energy just lifts your spirits.

In a few of the stage pics, you’ll see Bethany, Scarlett’s best friend. They often dance on stage together. You can also see Scarlett in a few of the stage pics in Bethany’s gallery: “Bethany on the Pole at Palomino Club.”

Hew Burney’s photos of Scarlett on stage and in one of Palomino Club’s private rooms are below. To see and read about TVO’s other Dancers of the Month, see our Gallery of Las Vegas Strip Club Dancers of the Month.

You can follow Scarlett on instagram: @issaaabel_ or on twitter: @issaaaabel_. (Her twitter feed’s a riot!)

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Las Vegas Strip Club Coupon

Free Limo, Free Admission, FREE DRINKS, Hot Babes – Deja Vu Showgirls Open Bar Monday Night

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Shelby Sparks

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) has six hours of FREE BOOZE tonight (Monday, Aug 31) from 6 pm to midnight. The open bar includes all the beer you can drink–domestics and imports–plus all the well drinks you can put away, and all the call drinks you can guzzle (excluding wines, champagnes, and super premium liquors).

I have verified with club management that this deal is good for locals and out-of-town visitors alike.

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Savannah

After midnight, the drink price goes to $3, which is still the best drink deal of the major Vegas strip clubs.

If you’re from out-of-state, you can get free transportation to the club (saves you cab fare) and free admission (a $35 savings) by showing the Deja Vu coupon in the lower right sidebar on our homepage and taking Deja Vu’s free limo. (Locals with NV ID never pay an admission fee if they arrive in their own transportation.)

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Kaz Monet

And in case you’re wondering what the show is like at Deja Vu, take a look at a few of the club’s dancers we’ve featured as Dancers of the Month recently (all photographed by Hew Burney): Shelby Sparks (August 2015), Savannah (May 2015), and Kaz Monet (February 2015).

Call 1.702.366.1633 to reserve the free club limo.
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Crazy Horse Too — The Saga Continues

Will We Ever See Stripper Bowling in Vegas?

According to Online PR Media, Mike Galam and Craig Franze, the owners of the Crazy Horse Too gentlemen’s club, just filed a lawsuit against the city of Las Vegas for violating their First Amendment and other Constitutional rights by shutting the club down.

Up until 2006, Crazy Horse Too had been Las Vegas’ most popular strip club, where Hollywood celebrities and sports heroes partied with the hottest dancers in town. The owner, however, got in trouble with both the city and the Feds and the club lost its liquor license in 2006.

Locals and visitors to this town alike mourned the death of Crazy Horse Too. But there it sat for seven years, vacant, as a result of a seven-digit tax lien on the property, as any interested purchaser would have to pay off the tax man before the club could reopen.

Then along came Mike Galam in 2013 with a lot of money and a determination to reopen the legendary venue.  Galam is a businessman/entrepreneur who owns other clubs in California and elsewhere.  According to his lawsuit, he invested $3.6 million into the club, which he renovated extensively and reopened with a lot of fanfare.

Crazy Horse Too Closed

Crazy Horse Too door
posted by John Katsilometes on Instagram

The club got good business from the start, and it looked like it was going to be a major player once again on the Vegas strip club scene.

I got a tour of the club property by one of the managers, who told me some of the plans for renovation included a VIP room with a bowling alley. We were actually going to have stripper bowling in this town.

On the north end of the property, Galam had also opened, with his father, Vic’s Crazy Diner, a low-priced gem of a restaurant with an extensive menu, that likely would have become a big hit with the cabbies.

But in April, 2014, Mike Galam’s longtime girlfriend (and the mother of their three kids) died unexpectedly, pulling Galam back to California to take care of his kids. Galam was not in Las Vegas much to oversee his business after that.

Within four months, in August 2014, the City of Las Vegas revoked Crazy Horse Too’s liquor license for code violations. Some dancers had been arrested for prostitution and the city charged that the club’s surveillance system was insufficient.

What interests me most about Galam’s lawsuit is his First Amendment take on the case. Galam is asserting that he was harassed by the city because the city dislikes the constitutionally-protected erotic artistic expression the club provided.  And I think he’s got a point.  We don’t see any of the high-end bars and nightclubs in the Strip casinos being shut down for “code violations” or prostitution, no matter what is going on in there. We will never see the headline:  Three Bars in Bellagio Closed for Prostitution, even though I can assure you there are prostitutes in the bars at Bellagio and in the bars of just about every major and minor Vegas casino.

This city has a punitive attitude towards its strip clubs.

Meanwhile, a beautifully renovated strip club sits empty once more in its prime location. And stripper bowling remains just a dream.  Thanks, Vegas.

For background, see also:

Crazy Horse Too Las Vegas

Crazy Horse Too in Crazy Transition

A Rocky Road Ahead for Crazy Horse Too
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This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, August 28

Sapphire Pool and Day Club Hosts the Ultimate Fantasy Draft Party Weekend

SapphirePool ABAll weekend Sapphire’s topless pool (pool review / pool website) is hosting fantasy draft parties, they provide bikinied draft hostesses, wi-fi, plus all the amenities of their pool–notably booze, food, and babes. If you’re getting ready for the season with a draft for your fantasy league, Sapphire is the place to do it.

Adult film stars, Heather Howell and Hope Howell, will be hosting the party today. On Champagne Friday the bartenders pour free champagne for female guests from 4-6 pm. The sponsors for the party today Fireball Whiskey and Bud Light–so watch for specials throughout the afternoon.

The weatherman’s predicting 106°F on both Friday and Saturday–nice days to be taking a cool dip with Sapphire’s topless girls.

You can get a VIP dance from one of Sapphire’s babes in between your pomegranate daiquiri and your mango-peach sangria. (There’s a secret back entrance from the pool to Sapphire’s VIP room. )

The cover charge varies, generally from $20 to $30, depending on who’s hosting, who’s performing, and crowd conditions. (Locals are always free.)

Call Sapphire for their free limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

Deja Vu Showgirls – Hot Dancers and Free Food, Drink, and Prizes in the Love Boutique

Deja Vu’s Love Boutique, the retail store connected to Deja Vu Showgirls gentlemen’s club (club review / club website) is having a Grand Re-Opening on Friday night starting at 9 pm, with complimentary food, drinks, and prizes. So, check out the store and get some free munchies and cocktails before you head into the club tonight.

Even without the freebies in the store, Deja Vu has the best drink deals going among the major Vegas topless clubs (or any of Vegas’ popular nightclubs), with all drinks (including all beer–domestics and imports, all well drinks, and all call drinks–excluding champagnes, wines, and super premiums) priced at $3 all night. And this $3 deal is good for both locals and out-of-towners. If you’re from out-of-state, you can’t drink cheaper than that in any Vegas strip club or night club I know of.

Deja Vu Showgirls Dancer Shelby Sparks

Shelby Sparks
Photo by Hew Burney

Deja Vu’s $50 VIP drink & dance package (available online here) includes free limo transport from your hotel, free admission (a $35 savings), a reserved VIP table, $50 in booze, and a 2-for-1 (normally $20 each) couch dance voucher. (Ask in advance if they’ll be able to provide return transportation to your hotel. Sometimes they can. Remember to tip the limo drivers.)

Deja Vu’s private rooms (with a door you can close) start at $150 for 15 minutes, with no extra bar tab or bottle fee. That’s only $10 more than the other major Vegas topless clubs charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP (after you add their $40 bottle fee). Or get 30 minutes for $250 (and that includes a mini-champagne) or 60 minutes for $450 (and that includes a bottle of champagne).

Out-of-staters can get free admission to Deja Vu (a $35 savings) plus your first drink on the house by showing the coupon on the lower right sidebar of our homepage. To use the coupon you must arrive by the club limo or your own car. The coupon isn’t valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo. Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.

One of the reasons I rate this club so highly is TVO’s August Dancer of the Month, Shelby Sparks (above). Check out her gallery and see if she doesn’t convince you to call for Deja Vu’s limo.

Saturday, August 29

Palomino Club – Full Bar, No G-strings

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer Bethay

Bethany Dances at
Palomino Club
Photo by Hew Burney

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only strip club in Vegas with totally nude dancers and a full bar. So if you like watching dancers who ditch their g-strings while you’re enjoying something stronger than Sprite on the rocks, this is the place.

The dancers come out two and three at a time on the main stage for a stage show way beyond the shimmy-shimmy-twerk-twerk you’ll find in the topless clubs.

But don’t take my word for it. Look at the pictures. Start with 19-year-old Bethany (dancers only have to be 18+ here), who is featured in our photo gallery, “Bethany on the Pole at Palomino Club.” (Her  stage partner in those pics is Scarlett, who will be our September Dancer of the Month. Do not miss her photo set that we’ll post in about a week.)

And look at Lilith and Fiona, our April Dancers of the Month. I’m not kidding, guys, if you like looking at pussy the way I like looking at pussy, get a fistful of dollars and a seat on the rail and you will have a ball.

With domestic beers priced at $8 and drafts at $6, Palomino’s drink prices also beat most of the competition. Most major Vegas strip clubs start at $10+ for a domestic beer.

Palomino’s VIP room is divided into small curtained private rooms for fully nude one-on-one private shows at 3 songs/100, 30 min/250, 60 min/450, and there’s no extra bar tab or bottle fee in the VIP. Nude private shows can also be arranged in the club’s lavish theme rooms located upstairs.

You can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo.

Note:  This club gets packed, even on week nights, so arrange for limo pick-up by 10-10:30 pm to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.

Little Darlings – Where a $20 Nude Lap Dance is in a Private Room

Little Darlings Las Vegas Dancer

Serenity – TVO’s June Dancer of the Month
Photo by Hew Burney

Little Darlings (club review / club website) has an enlightened policy on privacy: they believe in it. All lap dances at Little Darlings are performed in private rooms, where you are alone with the dancer. Prices start at the standard $20/song. There’s no lap dancing out on the main floor.

Private shows are $125 for 15 minutes, $250 for 30 minutes, and $400 for 60 minutes.There’s never an extra bar tab or bottle fee because there’s no liquor. A soft drink is $4. The popcorn is free. This club is easy on your wallet.

Little Darlings has some of the newest, youngest girls on the Vegas strip club scene. Dancers must be 18+. This club recruits from the local high schools.

Many of the dancers here grew up in Vegas, and they’ll tell you they wanted to be dancers since they were kids. This is a showbiz town, so women who dance in strip clubs have more respect here than they have in other cities. Dancers have told me their mothers were dancers and they thought it looked like a great way to live.

Little Darlings’ nude stage show is second to none. You’ll see phenomenal pole work, and floor work so erotic you’ll be compelled to take up a dancer or two on one of the frequent 2-for-1s.

Check out Serenity, TVO’s June Dancer of the Month, or Vallerina Estrella, our March Dancer of the Month, or Reagan Reilly, our January Dancer of the Month–all of whom were shot at Little Darlings.

Customers must be 18+ (with ID). Dancers are also 18+.

Admission for locals who arrive in their own cars is $15.

Out-of-towners’ admission is $35, but you can pay the locals’ price of $15 (a $20 savings) by showing the coupon on our home page below the top blog post. To use the coupon, you must arrive in your own car or Little Darlings’ limo. (The coupon also entitles you to a 2-for-the-price-of-1 nude lap dance). Call 1.702.371.2181 to reserve Little Darlings’ free limo.

Sapphire – 400 Dancers, and You

Oshun Dances at Sapphire

Oshun is a Sapphire Gem

When you first walk into Sapphire (club review / club website) and you see their 400 dancers writhing around topless in guys’ laps, or wandering the floor in skimpy little outfits–with tops designed to come off fast–you’ll be sorry you only have one lap.

If you’re going to the club at peak hours over the weekend, Sapphire’s package deals (buy online) offer excellent value. You get extra liquor value with their packages, plus free limo and admission, but you also get a line pass and a reserved VIP table.  Those have real value at this club on weekend nights, when there may not be any other way to find a place to sit down.

Also, if you don’t get in on a package deal, you may be kicked off a table if your table is needed for someone who purchased a VIP package that comes with a table. Even if you’re alone, the VIP60 package gets you a reserved table and provides twice the bang for your buck (see my $ analysis in my club review –link above).

Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve the club limo. Sapphire will waive the $15 reservations fee if you purchase a 2-for-1 drink ticket–a no brainer.

Sapphire Comedy Hour

If you’re looking for a Vegas-style stand-up comedy show, and you’d rather not spend a small fortune to get in the door, you may want to check out the Sapphire Comedy Hour (show review) that starts at 8 pm every Saturday night in the club’s 300-seat showroom. There’s a separate $20 admission, but compare that to the casino showrooms’ comedy shows that range from $50-$100.

Top working pros (Spanky Hayes and a “surprise guest comedian” tonight), plus a couple burlesque dancers and a dynamite magician make this show a great way for couples to start the evening. Dinner (gourmet Mexican) is available before or during the show (doors open at 7 pm). Call the number above for the club limo.

Sapphire Pool and Day Club – Ultimate Draft Party Continues

The sponsors for the Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) today are San Pellegrino, Pinnacle Vodka, and Minta. Watch for freebies and specials throughout the day.

The party is hosted today by adult film star Gianna Michaels. That means she’ll be wandering around the pool area with not much on. A bevy of Sapphire dancers will be working on their tans in g-strings and pasties, sometimes splashing around in the pool. Ah, there’s nothing quite like eye candy in the sunshine.

And don’t get so wrapped up in your fantasy draft decisions that you forget that it’s “Selfie Saturday”–which means that if you take a selfie, and post it to any social media site, then show it to one of the bartenders or waitresses, you’ll get your free shot.

The pool party runs from noon to 6 pm. The cover charge for the pool varies, usually from $20 to $30. (Locals always free.) Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

MMA Grudge Match at Hustler Club

Hustler Club (club review) is screening Mosley vs. Mayorga II–an MMA grudge match. 7 pm, no extra admission charge.

Crazy Horse III Fantasy Draft Party

Crazy Horse III (club review) is having a Fantasy Football Draft Party hosted by Britney Spear’s ex, rapper Kevin Federline.

Burlesque at the Boom Boom Room

This month’s show features: Fanny Galore, Layla La’Moon, Darby Fox, Miz Charlamay, Danielle Swan, and from Australia–Lyra LaBelle. The Boom Boom Room is the back room at Boomer’s Bar, a locals’ watering hole. Admission prices start at $15 and tix can be purchased in advance at Brown Paper Tickets. Boomer’s Bar, 3200 W Sirius Ave, Las Vegas, 702-368-1863

Sunday, August 30

Sapphire Pool & Day Club – Last Day of the Ultimate Draft Party Weekend

Sapphire-pool-dancerThe sponsor today is Taittinger Champagne. If you’re a local (with NV ID), go early. Locals drink free from noon to 2 pm. The party runs from noon to 6 pm.

Hosting the Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) festivities today will be adult film star Daizha Morgan. At left is a picture I took of Daizha at the Sapphire Pool last month (yes, she lets you take her picture, just ask).

Here’s a tip for out-of-town visitors. If you plan to depart on Sunday, purchase your return flight ticket for late afternoon or early evening so you can spend an afternoon at the Sapphire Pool–a great way to wind up your Vegas vacation.

If you call Sapphire at 1.702.869.0003 after you check out of your hotel, they’ll transport you to the Sapphire Pool in their free club limo, store your luggage, provide you with a locker where you can change clothes, and when you’re done partying at the pool, they’ll limo you and your luggage to the airport in time for your flight. The cost of this service: zip. (But do tip the limo drivers.)

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is sexy and fun–all amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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