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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, September 22

Full Nude, Full Bar, Wildest Strip Club Stage Show in Vegas

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Scarlett Dances at Palomino Club

  For the first time in weeks, there will be no combat sports screening parties this weekend at the top Las Vegas strip clubs.  That means it’s a perfect weekend for what the clubs do best—providing hot babes for erotic entertainment.

Nobody does that better than Palomino, where every dancer is a knockout. This is one of very few clubs in Vegas where any dancer in the place could qualify to be a TVO Dancer of the Month.

To get an idea of the dancer quality, check out our photo galleries of Renee, Valentina and Red, all recent TVO Dancers of the Month from Palomino. 

Palomino is the only strip club in Vegas with totally nude dancers and a full bar. And the dancing is nude not only on stage but also in private dances in the club’s private VIP rooms.

Plus, the stage show at Palomino is more like an erotic Cirque show than the usual strip club bump and grind. You’ll see dancers who can really dance, on multiple stages, flying around the stripper poles, doing girl-on-girl numbers, teasing with in-your-face floor work and real striptease. The stage show makes Palomino Club one of our picks for best Las Vegas strip clubs for couples

There’s no extra bar tab or bottle fee in the VIP rooms. A draft beer is $6, bottles $8, even for out-of-town guests—a steal for a major Vegas strip club. And groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-327-7258. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.

Note:  The word is out on this club and it starts to fill up after about 8:30 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table.  

Porn Beauty Cali Carter Joins Sapphire’s Lap-Dance Orgy 

Dancer at Sapphire Las Vegas

Jessica Ann is a Sapphire Gem

  Sapphire in Las Vegas is a lap dance orgy on a whole other level.  Think 400+ stacked dancers in skimpy lingerie, all writhing topless in the laps of guys happy that Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law.

Tonight (Friday), buxom porn babe Cali Carter will be performing on stage starting around 11:30 pm, then hanging out with her fans in the crowd, on the hunt for guys who want to find out what a porn star does in the VIP. Here’s your chance to get alone with one of the hottest bodies in porn while she’s trying to prove she’s the hottest girl you’ve ever had your hands on. 

Get a seat at Cali’s reserved tables with a two-hour open bar for $135. Or get a champagne dinner date and girlfriend experience with her in one of Sapphire’s luxury private Skyboxes. Reserve your fun with Cali online here or get Sapphire’s $65 solo-guy package deal (Sapphire offers group and couples’ packages through that link as well). All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a discount on booze, host service and a reserved VIP table at the most elegant strip club in Vegas. The package is worth it for the reserved table alone, as Sapphire gets packed at peak hours and otherwise it can be impossible to find a seat.

Or call 702-869-0003 and have the club send their free limo for you. There’s a $15 reservations fee that is waived if you opt for a 2-for-1 drink coupon (a no-brainer). 

At Legends Room, Porn Star Brenna Sparks Is Ready to Party

Brenna Sparks at Legends Room Las Vegas

Brenna Sparks at Legends Room This Weekend

Different porn stars are now appearing on stage every weekend at Legends Room, Las Vegas’ first bitcoin strip club. Most of the porn babes are available from 10 pm on for lap dances and private shows.  This week it’s Brenna Sparks on Friday and Saturday night.

Brenna is brand-spanking-new to porn. She’s appeared in one video, just released (Bang POV 6), and she’s done some xxx-TV work, having just completed Big Tits at School. IMDb doesn’t even have her personal stats yet, but I’m guessing young. And really yummy. I plan to spend some time with her myself this weekend, in the VIP that is. I’ve got to see how well she’s learning her trade.

Legends Room is a deliciously dark, high-end Vegas strip club that has paid attention to your comfort with luxurious leather and suede sofas and easy chairs to sink into with a dancer.  See the photo gallery on the club review.

It’s also the only Vegas strip club where cryptocurrencies (bitcoin, ethereum and LGD tokens) are accepted for all goods and services (though cash and credit cards work too). You can also purchase bitcoin or LGD tokens at the club. The best thing about using LGD is that it gets you a 20% discount on all goods and services, including admission, drinks and dances.  For more info, see the club’s website.

This is a truly elegant club with friendly prices (private dances start at 15 minutes for $150, a beer is $10, but those prices drop to $120 and $8 if you use LGD tokens). 

Locals free, out-of-state $45 ($75 for the members’ area), but out of towners can get in free simply by calling for the free club limo at 702-824-7176. Topless, full bar, 21+

Striptease Theme Night at Little Darlings

Little Darlings Las Vegas stripper

Ginelle Dances at Little Darlings

  I love Little Darlings because I’ve never been a fan of g-strings. Why cover up what guys want to see most of all? The g-strings always come off at Little D’s.

Plus, Friday is “Theme Night” and that’s always a blast. The mostly young (18+) dancers start their stage sets in sexy costumes, which they proceed to remove piece by piece until they’re wearing nothing but their platform heels.  

I rate this no-alcohol club as one of the best strip club deals in Vegas because all lap dances, starting at $20, are performed nude and in private booths off the main floor. The club’s private bedroom dances, on full-sized beds, start at 15 minutes for $125. And wait till you see the selection of nubile sweeties who are ready to jump into bed with you fully nude!

Because no alcohol is served, guests only have to be 18+. That makes for a party crowd where there are always women and couples enjoying the show.

The cover charge is $15 for locals and $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for $15 if you arrive by the free club limo. Call 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. Check out upcoming Little Darlings events at the club’s website (they’ve got some fun shows like naked bikini bull-riding coming up).

Saturday, September 23  

The All-Night Strip Club Hip-Hop Party at Floyd Mayweather’s Girl Collection

Girl Collection Las Vegas stripper

Red Rose La Cubana Dances at Girl Collection

  If you like girls who are not only beautiful and curvy, but in a let’s-get-wild party mood, Floyd’s Girl Collection is for you. In the wee hours of the morning this club becomes the most over-the-top hip-hop strip club party in Vegas, with dancers twerking in the aisles, doubling up in guys’ laps, and getting showered in dollars by the crowd.

Floyd Mayweather designed this gentlemen’s club to be his own ultra-luxe hangout, and he’s in the club himself most nights having fun with his hand-picked collection of international beauties.  Think island girls, Mexican and South American girls, Asian girls, Polynesian girls, beautiful black girls with bountiful booty, California blondes, and stunning Red Rose La Cubana.

To get a feel for the club and Floyd’s taste in women, check out the photo gallery in our review of Girl Collection.  Also check out our August Dancer of the Month, Sophie Montana, or our June Dancer of the Month, Capri, both regular dancers at Girl Collection. 

Girl Collection is now open four nights a week, Thursdays through Sundays from 9 pm. Private-room dances start at $150 for 10 minutes, a deal for a club of this caliber. Ladies are welcome, with or without a male companion.

Admission is $20 on Thursdays and Sundays, $50 on Fridays and Saturdays. Locals free until midnight. Topless. Full bar. Great food menu. 21+ For more info, check out the club website.  

Best Drink Deal in the Vegas Strip Clubs 

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Jade Dances at Deja Vu Showgirls

  Deja Vu Showgirls in Las Vegas opens at 6 pm and has an open bar (domestics and wells) until 10 pm seven nights a week. So, do what the locals do and come early to get started on your attitude adjustment.  That leaves you more money to spend on the delectable girls.

Deja Vu Vegas is one of my favorite clubs for relaxing and flirting with a dancer before heading off for a private bedroom dance, in elegant rooms with real doors you can close behind you.  Private bedroom dances start at 15 minutes for $150, or roughly the same price as major Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP.

Cover charge is $10 for locals, $20 for out-of-state, or $45 if you arrive via cab, Uber, Lyft, or casino limo — but out-of-towners get free admission plus a free drink after the open bar is over if you arrive by the free club limo. So do not take a cab!

Call 702-308-4605 or text SGLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride or check out the club’s package deals for couples or groups. Topless, full bar, 21+

Porn Newcomer Tiffany Watson Will Be Getting Down and Dirty at Sapphire

  Tonight at Sapphire, starting around 11:30 pm, porn’s newest star, Tiffany Watson, will be breaking hearts on stage, then doing one-on-one VIP shows with any of her fans who have a Tiffany Watson fantasy they’d like to make come true. She just turned 21, so she’s at her peak of ripeness.

If you want to jump to the head of the line for a private show with Tiffany, reserve a place at her reserved tables (where she’ll be flirting and teasing her fans when she’s not on stage) for only $135. That includes a two-hour open bar. You can reserve that package online right now.

Sapphire also serves up a few hundred other topless beauties in their babe bacchanal.  Bring twenties.  Bring $100s.  Plan to overdo.  Get a $65 solo guy package here (couples’ and group packages are also available through that link). There’s no sit-on-your-hands law in Vegas, so get some only-in-Vegas memories to take home.

All packages include free limo transport, free entry, a line pass, a booze discount, and a reserved VIP table at the most elegant strip club in town.  The package is worth it for the reserved table alone, as Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours on Saturday nights.

Or call 702-869-0003 and have the club send their free limo for you.  There’s a $15 reservations fee that is waived if you buy a 2-for-1 drink coupon (a no-brainer). Check out the upcoming porn star schedule at Sapphire into October. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire Comedy Hour

  Tonight Sapphire’s Weekly Comedy Hour is back with Tommy Tallarino, Jay Reid, and Thom Fisher. Also on the bill are magicians Mon Dre and the truly weird Shocker, plus local burlesque sweetheart Kalani Kokonuts. If you’re looking for a way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club, this is it. The crowd is mostly couples and when the comedy’s over, you exit into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $45 admission) for no extra charge. Come for the comedy. Stay for the tits.

The show starts at 8 pm and the $20 tickets are a bargain. A dinner option is also available (doors open at 7 pm) with gourmet Mexican fare from the organic GMO-free El Dorado Cantina. Call 1.702.869.0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

Sunday, September 24

Girl Collection’s Discount Night

  If you’ve been meaning to check out Floyd Mayweather’s new Girl Collection Ultra-Lounge, this is a great night to do it on a budget, because the regular $50 entry fee is reduced to $20 on Sundays. Topless. Full bar, 21+

Note: Girl Collection is the best after-hours club in Vegas on Thursday through Sunday nights.  The party gets into full swing around 1 am on Fridays and Saturdays and around 3 am on Thursdays and Sundays.

Standup Comedy Show at Centerfolds

  Centerfolds Cabaret has a free standup comedy show every Sunday afternoon from 5 – 6 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+

Bikini Bull-Riding

  If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s Amateur Bikini Bull Riding contest is actually pretty sexy—amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.

Monday, September 25

Don’t Forget Monday Night Football!

  If you’re still in town Monday night, the Vegas strip clubs have the best MNF parties anywhere. See:  Monday Night Football in the Las Vegas Strip Clubs
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Amateur Nights in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Little Darlings Vegas Wet T-shirt Contest

Little Darlings Contestant Getting Wetted Down

Vegas strip clubs use amateur contests to audition dancers.  You don’t have to want a job at the strip club to participate or win, but most contestants are girls who are hoping to land a job.

That’s what makes the contests fun to watch. The prize money and the possibility of landing a new career means the contestants really give it their all. In most cases, the only requirement for entrants is that they have valid photo ID showing their age.

There are three weekly amateur competitions in the Vegas strip clubs right now, and all have been running for years. Read more…

Straight from the Russian Circus to the Vegas Strip Clubs

For a Limited Time Only:  Russian Acrobat Mystic Performs a Topless Sword-Balancing Act at Legends Room

Legends Room Las Vegas dancer MysticTall, blue-eyed Russian acrobat Mystic, who has gallons of beautiful naturally-blonde hair, has been performing since she was seven years old, traveling the world with the Russian circus.  

But for now, she’s performing at the Legends Room for an awestruck audience.  I was at the club Friday night and the dollars were raining down.

What does a circus performer do in a Las Vegas strip club

How about a sword-balancing act? Or, better yet, a topless sword-balancing act?

Legends Room Las Vegas stripperAt any moment, that sword could come plunging down and she’d be not only topless, but headless!

And what’s a lap dance with a Russian acrobat like?  Let’s just say Mystic is limber, can make any move you can imagine, and finishes the dance with a little circus flourish.   Read more…

Coming October 2 – Red Rose La Cubana of Girl Collection

Our October Las Vegas Strip Club Dancer of the Month

Girl Collection Las Vegas stripper photo

Red Rose La Cubana of
Girl Collection
Photo by Hew Burney

Red Rose La Cubana comes to Las Vegas from Cuba via Miami.  She’s a professional model and cam girl and she’s danced at strip clubs around the country.  

When she heard Floyd Mayweather was opening a Vegas strip club, she headed to Las Vegas.  She arrived in town about six weeks ago and now calls Girl Collection her home club.

Red Rose says:  

I’m very flexible.  I can make my legs go in so many ways.  My signature move is called the human pretzel, when I fold my legs behind my head.  

I want to make guys visualize sexual positions.  I like to use my flexibility to make you fantasize.

Red Rose is all woman and one of the most exciting models photographer Hew Burney and I have ever had the pleasure of working with.  Plus, she gives arguably the hottest lap dance in Vegas.  Wait until you see her photo gallery.  You can follow Red Rose on Instagram at i.am.redrose100.

Girl Collection is a luxurious, high-style Vegas ultra-lounge strip club with a wild hip-hop party at peak hours. It’s stocked with a gorgeous collection of international dancers hand-picked by the champ himself.  See our recent dancers of the month, Capri and Sophie Montana of Girl Collection.

Girl Collection is open Thursday through Sunday nights from 9 pm until 6 am.  Admission is $20 on Thursdays and Sundays, $50 on Fridays and Saturdays (locals free before midnight).  It’s a great club for a teasy girlfriend experience early, before the party gets cranking. Full bar, topless, 21+ (Club website)

You may also be interested in our Gallery of Current and Former Vegas Strip Club Dancers of the Month.

 

 

Scrumptious Porn Blondes Cali Carter and Tiffany Watson Get Scandalous at Sapphire This Weekend

Cali Carter at Sapphire

Cali Carter at Sapphire This Friday

Two new porn sweeties will be stirring things up at Sapphire this weekend, ripping their clothes off on stage and making themselves available as loose women for guys who think it might be interesting to get them alone in Sapphire’s VIP.

On Friday, September 22, Cali Carter’s stage performances will start around 11:30 pm. Cali has one of those “I’m Jane, you be Tarzan” bodies that tend to keep a girl busy in porn. You may have enjoyed her acting in such nature flicks as Garden of Envy, about a secret garden where three blondes make men’s fantasies come true.

Isn’t it about time you had a girl (with world-famous tits) make your fantasies come true? 

Tiffany Watson at Sapphire This Weekend

On Saturday, September 23, baby doll cupcake Tiffany Watson will start her stage naughtiness around 11:30 pm, then she’ll be hanging around the club in skimpy lingerie looking to satisfy her insatiable desire for men with money.

Sweet and perky Tiffany is just 21 years old (and you can be sure Sapphire checked her ID), so you can buy her a drink even though she looks more like the milk and cookies type. Tiffany has featured in such XXX classics as Internal Love Vol 1, Anal Freshman and the immortal My Virgin Daughter.

You can reserve a seat at Cali’s or Tiffany’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, take one of them into Sapphire’s VIP room, or even reserve a dinner date in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. You can set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003).

Sapphire also offers a solo-guy VIP package here  starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) for guys who want to enjoy the stage show and focus on Sapphire’s 400+ stacked and snuggly lap dancers. There are also packages for couples and groups, as well as bottle packages, through that link.  All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.  We recommend a package at this top Las Vegas strip club because without one at peak hours it can be impossible to find a seat.

You can also get free admission for arriving by the free club limo (the $15 reservations fee is waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon).  Call 702-869-0003 to reserve your ride.  

Check out Sapphire’s upcoming schedule of porn star features into October.