Friday, January 20
Palomino Club — Full Bar, Fully Nude, Hottest Stage Show in Vegas
Lolita Dances at Palomino Club
If you’re in Vegas this weekend for the Shot Show, World of Concrete, or the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, and you’ve never seen Palomino Club (club review / club website) on a Friday or Saturday night, you’re missing the best part of “what happens in Vegas.”
Palomino is the only strip club in this town with a full bar and dancers who perform totally nude (well, okay, they leave their heels on), both on stage and in the private VIP shows. The law in Vegas says dancers must keep their g-strings on if liquor is served. And that law is adhered to by every strip club in town, except Palomino.
Palomino’s dancers, freed from their g-strings, put on the wildest and most erotic stage show in town, with 100+ nymphets at peak hours flying around the poles, helping each other out of their panties in sizzling girl-on-girl shows, and doing heart-stopping, leg-spreading floor work.
All dancers are available for one-on-one shows in Palomino’s VIP room that is all private curtained booths (prices start at $100). Plus there’s no extra bar tab required in the VIP, so just bring your drink with you. Palomino boasts friendly prices, with $6 drafts and $8 domestics for locals and out-of-state visitors alike.
Check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night: Lilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl Show, Pole Dancers of Palomino Club, and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett.
Palomino Club has the Wildest Stage Show in Vegas
This is also a perfect club to introduce your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment for the first time. The dancers are so talented and the stage show so sexy and entertaining that women love it. The dancers are couples-friendly and they love entertaining couples in the VIP.
Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front. The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups.
Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge. Call the club and talk to them about package deals that include transportation.
Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks — or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (Again, that’s free round-trip transport.) (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)
Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available. Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.
A Crazy Night at Sapphire — USA Twerking Championships, plus Porn Stars Alexis Texas and Tasha Reign
Alexis Texas Hosts the Twerking Championships at Sapphire
With uncountable hundreds of hot babes in skimpy undergarments swarming the main room at peak hours, looking for empty laps, coupled with the fact that Las Vegas doesn’t have a sit-on-your-hands law, Sapphire (club review / club website) has made Las Vegas the Lap Dance Capitol of the world.
Take however many twenties you haven’t already wasted in the casinos and have a ball at this lap dance orgy. If there’s a particular type of girl you like in your lap (big tits, perky tits, big butt, whatever), just talk to a host and he will steer those girls to your table. You will go home with Vegas memories that will inspire your dreams and fantasies long after you’ve left town. Guys used to come to Vegas for the gambling action. Now, thousands come every weekend for the tits.
SPECIAL TONIGHT: Friday, January 20, in conjunction with the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, it’s the USA Twerking Championships live on Sapphire’s main stage. The event will be emceed by porn superstar, Alexis Texas. Note: The twerking starts at 6 pm. If you’re a butt man, don’t miss this show!
Later in the evening, Alexis Texas will be back, along with porn queen Tasha Reign, for live performances on Sapphire’s stage throughout the night. Both performers will also be available for more intimate one-on-one fun, like getting topless in your lap, in Sapphire’s VIP room or a private luxury Skybox.
Here’s your chance to get up-close-and-physical with a yummy, uninhibited porn star, so don’t be shy. They’re here to make money by having fun with her fans. Make reservations early, as both of these stars have huge followings. It’s Vegas, baby! Do it! Don’t waste your money on blackjack!
You can reserve a seat at either star’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can take either of them into Sapphire’s VIP room or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. Set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003).
A solo-guy VIP package (available here) starts at $65 (and includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). Other club packages are available for groups and couples. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table, host service and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.
Free admission with your AVN badge, provided you don’t take a cab.
Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7.
For more information on upcoming porn star appearances, see: Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.
Hustler Club Features the Fleshlight Girls
Hustler Club (club review) is featuring the Fleshlight Girls tonight: Annika Albrite, Kayden Kross, Teagan Presley, Eva Lovia, Nicole Aniston, and Joanna Angel will each perform on stage. A Fleshlight is a tube that has an opening at one end that is molded to resemble the mouth, pussy, or butthole of the porn star who posed for it. You can then fuck the Fleshlight and imagine it to be the orifice of the porn star you adore. (Don’t do this at Hustler. Wait till you get home.)
Last year, the girls were passing out complimentary Fleshlights to some lucky customers. Expect them to start their performances after 11 pm. Topless. Full bar. 21+
Centerfolds Cabaret Features Brittany Andrews
Centerfolds (club review) is featuring porn star Brittany Andrews on stage tonight. You can get in free with your AVN badge. Topless. Full bar. 21+
Saturday, January 21
Sapphire — Porn Stars Kagney Linn Karter and Adriana Chechik and Vegas’ Wildest Lap Dance Orgy
Kagney Linn Karter at Sapphire Saturday Night
Tonight Sapphire (club review / club website) features a porn star double header, with Kagney Linn Karter and Adriana Chechik performing on the main stage and ready for action in the VIP.
Kagney Linn Karter is a tit queen of major proportions, having starred in such xxx classics as She’s Got Big Boobs!, Titty Sweat, Rack-tastic, A Big Tit Christmas, Big Boob Addicts, Overworked Titties, and Tits to Die For.
Adriana Chechik is a sweet young thing you may remember from The Maniac Masseuse and Yoga Butt Sluts.
When these girls are not on stage, they’ll be trying to convince guys in the crowd to get a more intimate, private show. Do it! You’re in Vegas! Your wife or girlfriend will never know, unless they’re here with you, in which case you can get a couples show and your families will never find out.
The stars’ stage performances usually start at around 11:30 pm. You can reserve a seat at their tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, get frisky with them in the VIP, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with either girl in a Skybox for $1600. Other packages are available online here. Early reservations are advised. Don’t be shy about asking them for private time. That’s why they’re here.
For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.
If you’d prefer to just spend the night sampling Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of lap dancers (400+ at peak hours), helping as many of them as you can to get out of their tops and into your lap, my advice is to get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s unsurpassed selection of gorgeous topless girls. Vegas does NOT have a no-touching law. Be gentle and generous and your hands will have a fine time. Sapphire is Las Vegas’s wildest lap dance orgy.
All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.
Free admission with your AVN badge, provided you don’t take a cab.
Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $35 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – it was $18 or $19 last time I checked, but worth it – a no-brainer.)
Sapphire Comedy Hour — Now Every Saturday Night
If you’re in town with your wife or girlfriend, the Sapphire Comedy Hour is a great way to introduce your significant other to strip club entertainment, by starting with a risqué comedy show where most of the audience is couples.
The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating, a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This show was recently awarded the Gold Award for Best Comedy Show in Las Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal.
The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. The entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room (lap dance central) for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.
Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. Tonight, host Donny “Dat Dude” Johnson presents Brandon “Buffet” Jackson as the feature performer, plus an elegant magician, Mon Dre (he’s really good) and classy burlesque dancer, Kalani Kokonuts. This is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.
You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.
There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–non-GMO, organic) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.
Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.
Hustler Presents the Burning Angel Girls
Hustler Club (club review) features stage performances tonight by the Burning Angel Girls: Jessie Lee, Amber Ivy, Joanna Angel, Ophelia Rain, and Draven Star. Expect the performances to start after 11 pm. Topless. Full bar. 21+
Centerfolds Features Porn Star Bobbi Dylan
Centerfolds (club review) is featuring porn star Bobbi Dylan on stage tonight. This club is right across the street from the Hard Rock and you can get in free with your AVN badge. Topless. Full bar. 21+
Sunday, January 22
Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s
If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.