Monday Night Football in the Vegas Strip Clubs

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Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

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Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Tonight It’s Monday Night Football in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Tonight we’ve got the best MNF game so far this season. It’s the Houston Texans vs the Denver Broncos and both teams are currently 4 – 2 and in serious contention for the AFC conference championship, with only the Patriots and Raiders with better AFC records.

A side story on this game is that the Texans’ quarterback (Osweiler) was the Broncos’ quarterback last season — replacing the injured Peyton Manning — and led the Broncos to the Super Bowl, only to be replaced in the Big Game by the healed Manning, who got the credit for the Super Bowl win. Then Osweiler got traded to Houston, and you can bet he has a real chip on his shoulder when it comes to the Broncos.

Palomino Club Vegas Dancer

Bethany Dances Nude at Palomino Club
Photo by Hew Burney

Once again, the stakes in this game are huge and the emotions will be going wild. Watch for fights, brawls, and lots of penalties as these teams go for maximum brain concussions. It’s going to be a sick, twisted, violent game — the kind of game fans love.

As for me, I love football, but I have a weak stomach. I get queasy and ill watching all that savagery and brute barbarity. Thank heavens, Palomino Club (club review / club website) is screening the MNF games this season, because Palomino has nude dancers on stage during the game, with dancers available throughout the game for lap dances and fully nude private VIP dances.

Any time I hear a bone crunch, I can ask the nearest hot babe to take me into one of Palomino’s private, curtained VIP booths and get naked for me. Nothing takes the edge off a man’s misery like the sight of a beautiful pussy.

Palomino is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar, dancers who get naked on stage and in the private VIP shows, and the Monday Night Football game on nine screens.

There’s no cover charge (provided you don’t arrive by cab) and an excellent free Hawaiian buffet (meatballs in gravy, fried saimin, garlic fried chicken, teriyaki chicken, and Kalbi ribs).

During the game, there are $30 domestic buckets, $35 import buckets, and $8 shots. (If you come in a group, the biggest group gets a free bottle the following week.)

Felicia is a Sapphire Gem

Felicia is a Sapphire Gem

On the other hand, Sapphire (club review / club website) has a unique approach to relieving the football fan’s tension from witnessing the bone-crushing pain and agony on their big screens — the club’s legendary halftime dollar dance tsunami.

For ten minutes, with nothing more than a handful of one-dollar bills, you can snuggle up with a series of hot topless babes who are there for one reason and one reason only — to replace your painful memories of the on-screen violence with a squirming hot ass in your lap and bare tits in your face and in your hands. Now that’s what MNF is all about in Vegas. (See The Best Lap Dance in Vegas.)

Sapphire’s $22 cover charge includes their buffet (with the best food in Vegas) plus two drinks. They’ve also got the biggest HD monitors and the biggest, rowdiest crowd. A $150 season pass gets you into all MNF games for the whole season (with the buffet and two drinks per game), plus the Super Bowl party (still a great deal).

Other Vegas clubs with MNF parties are Babes, Centerfolds, Cheetahs, Crazy Horse III, Deja Vu Showgirls, Hustler, OG, Play It Again Sam, Spearmint Rhino, Striptease and Treasures. For full details on all clubs see:  The Vegas Strip Club Monday Night Football Parties.

All the Porn Stars You Can Get Physical with at Sapphire through November

Dillion Harper

Dillion Harper Coming to Sapphire
(photo by Derrick Salters/

If you’ve ever wanted to get alone with a porn star for some up-close and personal fun, Sapphire (club review / club website) is making your dreams come true. Every Friday and Saturday night (and on one Thursday night during SEMA — see dates below), Sapphire features a different porn star who performs on the club’s main stage throughout the night, usually starting around 11-11:30 pm.

When not on stage, she hangs out with her fans in the crowd, making herself available for private dances or even a dinner date in one of Sapphire’s luxury Skyboxes. This may be your best chance to get a porn star topless in your lap.

These are uninhibited women so don’t be shy about asking them for some private fun. My advice is to reserve your pleasure early, as some of these stars have huge followings.

Here’s the coming lineup through the end of November:

Fri Oct 28: Tasha Reign

Sat Oct 29: Richelle Ryan

Thur Nov 3:  Yurizan Beltran

Fri Nov 4: Sarah Vandella

Sat Nov 5: Brandy Aniston

Fri Nov 11: Kissa Sins

Sat Nov 12: Dillion Harper

Fri Nov 18: Jelena Jensen

Sat Nov 19: Nina Elle

Fri Nov 25: Reena Sky

Sat Nov 26: Kleio Valentien

You can reserve a seat at your favorite star’s private table (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, or to take her into Sapphire’s VIP room for some topless personal attention, or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600.  You can set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003).

You can also get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes $50 drink card) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s 400+ lap dancers. All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $35 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, October 21

Sapphire — the World’s Hottest Lap Dance Scene in the World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club

sapphire las vegas is famous for high mileage lap dances

Jessica Ann Is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire (club review / club website)  is Las Vegas’ (and the world’s) largest gentlemen’s club, with 400+ dancers in the club at peak hours, all looking to tear their tops off and get into your lap for some Vegas-style erotic fun. By “Vegas-style,” I mean we don’t have a no-touching regulation in this town and especially not at Sapphire. Nobody’s going to ask you to sit on your hands here and no bouncer’s going to interrupt you because you’re getting too touchy-feely with the girls.

What happens between your hands and the lap dancer’s bod is between you and her. Be gentle and generous and you will have some memories to take home and get you through life until your next visit.

If there’s a particular type of girl you prefer — big booty, knockout knockers, legs up to here, whatever — one of the hosts will be happy to direct your fantasy girls to your table. Sapphire’s club policy is to treat all guests like VIPs. (Your host won’t ask you for a tip, but if he treats you righteous, be a sport.)

Bring twenties, however many the blackjack dealers haven’t already sucked out of you, and you will have a wild night to remember.

Porn Star/Harlot Britney Amber Is Available for Intimate Encounters

Britney Amber, Former Brothel Escort and Star of Barb Wire XXX, will be Appearing at Sapphire Feb. 12 & 13

Britney Amber, Former Brothel Harlot at Sapphire Friday Night

Tonight (Fri, Oct 21), porn queen (and onetime brothel escort) Britney Amber, who’s appeared in such steamy XXX-films as Handjobs & Handcuffs, Pussy Crazy, and Sleepover Sluts, will be dancing on Sapphire’s stage throughout the night, starting around 11 – 11:30 pm. She’d love to give you an up-close and personal demonstration of her sluttiness in Sapphire’s VIP room. That’s what she’s here for, so just ask.

You can also reserve a place at Britney’s private table (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, and if you’d like an unforgettable only-in-Vegas experience, you can reserve a steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600 (includes a $500 bottle of champagne), online here.

Other package deals are available, all of which include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, free admission and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.  For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’re going mainly for the lap dances, the VIP65 package for solo guys and packages for couples/groups (available here) get you not only the amenities above, but also extra value on drinks and a reserved table – very important at this club, where it can be hard to find a place to sit down on the weekends.

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)


Centerfolds Grand Opening with Christy Mack

Centerfolds Cabaret, right across the street from the Hard Rock Hotel, is having a Grand Opening this weekend on Friday, October 21.

Porn star Christy Mack will be hosting the festivities. Christy appeared in more than 140 porn films before she quit porn to do feature dancing. I will be stopping by tonight to check out the new club, prices, etc.

Centerfolds is currently offering a package deal for $36 that includes limo transport from your hotel, free admission, and two well drinks. Call to reserve at 702-767-8757.


Liquid Red’s Kinky Costume Party

Liquid Red, a local group that hosts monthly fetish parties in Vegas, is having a Kinky Halloween Costume Party on Friday, Oct 21st, 9 pm – 2 am, at the Stateside Lounge.

No cover and free drinks from 9 – 9:30 pm including wine, well cocktails, and Busch Lite Draft. Attendees are invited to wear their naughtiest costumes. Full bar, food available, industrial dance music mix, LGBT friendly/21+

The Stateside Lounge is located at 931 Las Vegas Blvd N, Las Vegas. See more info on their website here.


Saturday, October 22

Palomino Club — Full Nude, Full Bar, and Vegas’ Wildest Stage Show (with Reagan Reilly Tonight!)

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Scarlett Dances at
Palomino Club

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is where you go when you want to see the most over-the-top erotic, unbelievable, only-in-Vegas stage show, where all the dancers drop their panties and toss their g-strings to dance butt naked. You won’t see a show like this anywhere else in Vegas. Believe me, you won’t.  It’s like a naked Cirque show.

Men who consider themselves connoisseurs of erotic dance come from all over the world to see Palomino’s stage show. There’s a reason why Palomino was chosen by the Playboy Channel to be featured in their hit TV series, The King of Clubs.

And if you like your dancers naked, that’s also how they perform in Palomino’s VIP room (which is all private curtained booths where you and the dancer can see only each other). If you like looking at pussy, do your dick a favor and head over to Palomino Club. You’d be wasting your time anywhere else. At peak hours, Palomino has 100+ dancers looking for guys who want to have fun.

The Stunning Reagan Reilly on Palomino’s Stage and Naked in the VIP Tonight

Reagan Reilly

Reagan Reilly in Palomino’s Red Room

Las Vegas treasure and TVO contributing blogger, Reagan Reilly, who performs at clubs all over the U.S. as a feature dancer, calls Palomino her “home club” and she will be heating up the household tonight! (See: A Stripper Weighs In on the Boob Job Question, and Competing at the Exotic Dancer Invitationals.) If you’ve never seen Reagan perform, don’t miss her tonight.

At Palomino you’ll see Reagan and top pole dancers wearing nothing but their platform fuck-me shoes, getting down and dirty on stage, doing naked splits, flying around the poles like nympho gymnasts, improvising steamy girl-on-girl shows, and doing things that you probably don’t see dancers doing where you come from.

Don’t take my word for it. Check out the pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night:  Pole Dancers of Palomino ClubLilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl Show and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett.

If you take a dancer into Palomino’s VIP room for a private nude show, you won’t be charged an additional bar tab in the VIP. Just bring your drink with you. Palomino features $6 drafts and $8 domestics all night long for locals and out-of-towners alike.

Even though the club has a full bar, dancers only have to be 18+. (The under 21 dancers wear a pink wristband.)

Bring your wife or girlfriend. The dancers at Palomino are couples-friendly and they love entertaining their female fans.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars pay $10, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups.

Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge. 

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (And yes, that’s free round-trip transport.)  (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.


Porn Superstar Asa Akira on Stage and in Your Lap at Sapphire Tonight

Asa Akira

Asa Akira at Sapphire Saturday Night

Tonight (Saturday, Oct 22) at Sapphire (club review / club website), you’ll find porn legend Asa Akira, who has appeared in such memorable classics as Weapons of Ass Destruction, Asian Anal Assassins, and Drowning in Bitch Juice, getting dirty on stage and looking for guys who’d like to get her up close and personal so they can drown in her bitch juice.

Don’t be shy about asking Asa for some private fun time. That’s why she’s here. Reserve a seat at her private table (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. Other porn star packages are available online here. Early reservations are advised.

If you’d prefer to just spend the night sampling Sapphire’s 400+ lap dancers, my advice is to get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s unmatched selection of gorgeous topless girls. Vegas does NOT have a sit-on-your-hands rule. Be gentle and generous and your hands will be busy.

All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.   Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

Sapphire Comedy Hour

The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating and the crowd is mostly couples. There’s a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This is a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for a comedy show before erotic entertainment.

The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. The entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. The Sapphire Comedy Hour is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.  Headlining tonight is Adee McCovy, plus a special guest comic and a classy burlesque dancer (Kalani Kokonuts) and a weird one-of-a-kind magician, The Shocker.

You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–non-GMO, organic) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.


Halloween Party at Sheri’s Ranch, the Closest Legal Brothel to Vegas

Sheri's Ranch Line-Up

Sheri’s Ranch Line-Up

On Saturday, October 22, Sheri’s Ranch — the closest legal brothel to Las Vegas (an hour’s drive to Pahrump) — will be having a Halloween Party with a $1000 prize for best costume.

If you ever wanted to check out a brothel but felt nervous about going in, here’s an opportunity to go in when a whole lot of people will be going in for the party. You can meet a lot of the girls who work there in a purely social setting and get a tour of the premises. The party takes place in the Valley Inn Sports Bar, which is Sheri’s main bar in the front room.

The fun starts at 8 pm with free food and a DJ spinning the beats. There’s a $10 entry fee, all of which goes to benefit the Senior Center of Pahrump. The only costume restrictions are – don’t come nude and no masks.

For more information about Sheri’s Ranch, see:  Sheri’s Ranch — An Undercover Brothel Review and our Las Vegas Area Brothel Guide.

Full bar. Must be 21+


Leather & Feathers at Erotic Heritage Museum

This is being called a “Body positive burlesque and kink show,” that takes place today and tomorrow (Sat & Sun), Oct 22 – 23, at 4 pm. According to the EHM website, “Leather and Feathers seeks to showcase a range of beauty — from young to old, from thin to fat, all ability levels, genders, and ethnicities.” This could be amusing, funny, sexy, weird or awful. I think “body positive” is a euphemism for “naked people you’d prefer to see with clothes on.”

There’s a $20 dollar entry fee. The Museum is located at 3275 Sammie Davis Jr Dr, Las Vegas.


Sunday, October 23

Vegas Strip Clubs Screening Sunday Night Football

Some of the Vegas strip clubs screen Sunday night games, which, like the big Monday night games, also kickoff at 5:30 pm. Don’t expect the big crowds or free eats, but if you like watching football with topless girls available, these are the clubs that have announced Sunday Night Football viewing parties:

Crazy Horse III (club review)
Deja Vu Showgirls (club review)
OG (club review)
Spearmint Rhino (club review)


Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.

Australian Town Bans Pornography

Pic from TooWoomba Facebook page.

Pic from TooWoomba Facebook Page

According to the Daily Mail (UK), the town of Toowoomba in Australia has officially banned pornography. Last week, the mayor of Toowoomba, a city with 110,000 residents, stood out on the lawn in front of city hall with 200 onlookers who pledged to not view porn because it’s harmful to relationships.

Prostitution is legal in Australia, and Toowoomba has both a brothel and a strip club. When the mayor was asked about these other adult venues in town, he said:  “We’re not talking about the people who are visiting the brothel or going along to the strip club. We’re talking about the people who are impacted by pornography and its impact on relationships.”

According to in Australia, the city’s leaders feel the main problem with porn is that it’s popular with young boys (who can’t patronize brothels and strip clubs).

I have a better solution. Instead of banning pornography, just let the boys into the strip clubs. I started sneaking into burlesque shows when I was 15, and I immediately lost interest in the dirty pictures my friends were passing around.

Watching beautiful women get naked is just pure joy for any healthy heterosexual male at any age. Women should be admired for their beauty starting at a young age.

If you have an interest in pornography, and you’re an adult who can handle this dangerous stuff (watch out for your relationships!), Las Vegas hosts the biggest event in the porn world every January — see our  AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2016 Diary.