A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

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If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, February 23

Palomino Club — The Only Vegas Nude Club with a Full Bar

Palomino Club Las Vegas stripper Valentina

Valentina Dances at Palomino Club

   Palomino is the Vegas nude club for guys who like an adult beverage with pussy.  It’s the only strip club in Vegas with totally nude dancers that also features a full bar.

And what totally nude dancers!  Palomino has a lot going for it — friendly drink prices, private booths for every VIP dance starting at 3 songs for $100 (with no bar tab), and the hottest stage show in town. But a club’s most important asset is its dancers, and Palomino Club’s 130+ beauties look like they just stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog.

That’s why Palomino Club has long been one of my top picks for best strip club in Vegas.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-327-7258. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.

Note:  This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Bring your wife or girlfriend. Palomino is the ultimate Vegas strip club date for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+

Jillian Janson Joins Sapphire’s All-Night Lap Dance Orgy

Jillian Janson

Jillian Janson at Sapphire Friday Night

♦   If you ever wanted to get up-close-and-physical with a porn megastar,  Sapphire is featuring the scrumptious Jillian Janson tonight.  She’ll be appearing on stage twice tonight starting at 11:30 pm and available for private dances in between her stage sets.

A private dance with a porn star is something every guy should treat himself to at least once in his life.  It’s more than just a close-up, hands-on view of a hot body.  Porn stars tend to be the least inhibited women on earth and they tend to want to maintain their wild images with their fans.

To get first dibs on Jillian, you can reserve a seat at her private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135 (available online here). Read more about Jillian Janson and her appearance at Sapphire here.

You can also get a solo package starting at $65 and have a ball with the club’s 400+ stacked 9s and 10s. (There are group, couple, and bottle packages available through that same link.) Sapphire is known worldwide for its hands-on lap dance orgy.

All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and the club’s royalty treatment. We recommend a package at this club because, without one, it may be impossible to find a place to sit down.

Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+

Theme Night at Little Darlings

Little Darlings Las Vegas stripper

Leia Dances at Little Darlings

  Friday and Saturday nights are theme nights at Little Darlings Vegas. That means the girls come on stage in sexy costumes and do real striptease from 11 pm to 2 am.

Plus, as Little Darlings is a nude club, the dancers take it all off, including their g-strings, not only on stage but in private dances in the club’s VIP booths and private bedrooms.  Even $20 lap dances take place in a private booth at this club and are fully nude.

Admission is $15 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in the free club limo. Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. Check out coming special events at the club website.  Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Jumpathon at Crazy Horse 3

♦  Crazy Horse 3 is having a “Jumpathon,” which is a benefit for the National Heart Association with sounds by DJ CLA. I’m not sure if the dancers will be jumping ropes, or on trampolines, or playing hopscotch, but whatever happens in the Jumpathon, 50¢ will be donated to the National Heart Association “for every entertainer jump.” Topless, full bar 21+

Torched & Uncovered (Burlesque) at Artifice

♦  The announcement says: “Risque meets class in this jazzy torch-inspired burlesque-style cabaret. Tarion Lutrell, aka ‘Ella Salt,’ sings and narrates a night of jazz, blues and burlesque, featuring the gorgeous Daymara Sibat Laredo and Malia Lachele Aberg.” The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Cover $5. Starts 11 pm. Full bar. 21+

Saturday, February 24

Drink Free at Deja Vu Showgirls

Deja Vu Vegas stripper

Esme Dances at Deja Vu Vegas

  Deja Vu Showgirls, a Vegas topless club with delectable dancers and a low-hustle style, has a four-hour open bar (6 – 10 pm, domestics & wells) every night of the week. If you’ve ever complained about high prices in the Vegas strip clubs in the past, let Deja Vu treat you right.

Plus, if you arrive at Deja Vu by the free club limo, you’ll also get free admission and a free drink for after the open bar closes.  That leaves you a lot more money to spend on the club’s hot dancers, which is nice because the club’s private bedroom dances are one of the best deals in town.

Private bedroom prices start at $150 for 15 minutes, or roughly what other Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP.  The rooms are furnished with your choice of comfy sofa or full-sized bed, as well as a real door you can close behind you.

Call for the club’s free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118).  Otherwise, admission is $10 for locals, $20 for out-of-staters, $45 if you arrive by cab, Uber, or commercial limo — so don’t take a cab!   Or check out the club’s packages for couples and groups. Topless, full bar, 21+

Get Natalia Starr in Your Lap at Sapphire Tonight

Natalia Starr

Natalia Starr at Sapphire Saturday

  Natalia Starr will be burning up the stage at Sapphire tonight.  If you want first flirting rights with Natalia, who has posed for both Playboy and Penthouse, just reserve a seat at her private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135 online here. Other porn star packages are also available though that link. Read more about beautiful blonde Natalia’s porn career and fine features here.

If you’re more interested in focusing on Sapphire’s high-mileage lap dance bacchanal, with its 400+ stacked and slender dancers, solo guy packages start at $65 (you can also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link). All packages include a drink discount, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, host service, and a reserved VIP table. Any package is worth it for the reserved table alone because otherwise it may be impossible to find a place to sit down, and you can’t get a lap dance without a lap.

Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+

See Sapphire’s porn star line-up here through the end of March. We update that page weekly.

The Sapphire Comedy Hour

  Tonight the Sapphire Comedy Hour features Jeremy Flores and Steve Halvorson, plus “extreme” comic Dyno, suave magician MonDre, and sexy burlesque dancer Kalani Kokonuts from 8 – 9 pm. This is a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club. When the comedy’s over, you exit right into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $45 admission) for no extra charge. Come for the laughs. Stay for the breasts.

Admission is $20, or $65 with an open bar for the comedy show. A dinner option is also available. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Do it. Full bar 21+

Cabaret-style Burlesque at Money Plays

♦   Money Plays, a craft beer bar, is featuring The Old Fashions, a couple dudes who perform old jazz standards, with burlesque dancers Buttercup Delight, Aya Fontaine, and Lolita Haze providing visuals. Money Plays is located at 4755 W Flamingo Rd Ste G, Las Vegas. 8 pm. Full bar, 21+

Sunday, February 25

Comedy at Centerfolds Cabaret

  Centerfolds Cabaret has a free standup comedy show every Sunday afternoon from 5 – 6 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sinful Sunday at Sand Dollar

  Sinful Sunday at the Sand Dollar is a burlesque revue featuring Farasha Desert Siren, IllyRose, Kitschy Koo, Buttercup Delight and Aya Fontaine. The Sand Dollar is located at 3355 Spring Mountain Rd suite #30, Las Vegas. Show 11 pm. No cover. Full bar, 21+

Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s

  If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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UFC 222 Viewing Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

A Heavyweight Death Match & a Cat Fight

Struve vs Arlovski UFC 222

Arlovski vs Struve Heavyweight Death Match at UFC 222

UFC 222 is just ten days away on Saturday, March 3, and it features an exciting heavyweight match between 7-foot-tall 84″-reach Stefan “Skyscraper” Struve, who has overcome a leaking aortic valve and an enlarged heart, and Belarusian Andrei “The Pitbull” Arlovski, 2015 Comeback Fighter of the Year, with the loser facing career death.  Struve’s got the size, weight and youth advantage.  Arlovski is tied for most knockout wins in UFC heavyweight history.

The main event is a cat fight for the Women’s Featherweight Championship between current UFC Featherweight champ Cris Cyborg and former Invicta FC Bantamweight Champ Yana Kunitskaya.

At 19-1-0, the Russian Cyborg is a 10-1 betting favorite for good reason. She is one tough bitch. The only loss she’s suffered in her 13-year MMA career was in her very first fight in May, 2005! She’s won 16 of her fights by KO or TKO.

Yana Kunitskaya, at 10-3-0, is probably out of her league in this contest. But she’s prettier than Cyborg and I always root for the underdog.

The co-main event is Frankie Edgar (22-5-1) vs Brian Ortega (13-0-1). Edgar was supposed to be fighting current champ Max Holloway for the featherweight title, but Holloway pulled out of the fight a few weeks ago with a leg injury. Brian Ortega sees this fight as a chance to put himself in position to take on Holloway for the title, so this should be a bloody battle.

The event takes place at T-Mobile Arena here in Vegas and there are still lots of tix available in the $65 – $175 range if you’re willing to sit in the nosebleed sections and watch the fights through binoculars. Better seats run from $180 – $1,200 each.  The fight is $65 on PPV.

My advice, however, is to watch the fights at a Vegas strip club. The view of the action will be way superior (unless you’re paying $600+ at T-Mobile). You won’t have to fight the traffic nightmare at T-Mobile. And most important, T-Mobile doesn’t provide lap dancers in g-strings to keep fight fans happy when the action gets slow.

Deja Vu Showgirls — Best UFC Deal in Town

Deja Vu Las Vegas stripper

Tiffany Dances at Deja Vu

You just can’t beat topless club Deja Vu Vegas for their UFC deal that includes free admission and four hours of free booze — domestics and wells — from 6 pm to 10 pm. To get free admission, you must arrive in the club’s free limo and this is not a gimmick. Strip clubs in Vegas must pay a “spiff” that ranges from $50 – $90+ to cabbies, Uber & Lyft drivers and even casino limo drivers.  Admission is $45 if you arrive by one of those options.

So take the free club limo and get in for free.  Deja Vu would prefer to transport you themselves so that you have that money in your pocket to spend on their dancers. Plus, all guests who arrive in the club’s limo get a free drink voucher to use when the open bar ends at 10 pm.

If you don’t arrive in the club’s limo or via cab, locals’ cover is $10 and out-of-state cover is $20, but all get the four hours of free booze. No other strip clubs in Vegas even attempt to match this deal.

To get an idea of the Deja Vu dancers who will be there to entertain you, check out our February Dancer of the Month, Tiffany of Deja Vu Showgirls.

To reserve your free ride, call 702-308-4605 or text SGLV to 702-767-8118. Or check out the club’s website for package deals for couples or groups. Topless, full bar, 21+

Other Vegas Strip Clubs Screening UFC 222

Crazy Horse 3 Las Vegas has its standard $50 package deal that includes transport, entry, and a $60 drink card. Locals free. Look for $20 domestic buckets (4) and free pizza. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sophia’s topless club is also screening UFC 222. Locals free. Out-of-state $50 (or $100 with open bar for the fight). $400 for VIP table with bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Announcing Our March Vegas Strip Club Dancer of the Month

LIttle Darlings Las Vegas stripper Kendra

Kendra Dances at Little Darlings

Kendra of Little Darlings

Watch for our March 2018 Dancer of the Month, Kendra of Little Darlings Las Vegas. We’ll be posting her photo gallery on Monday, March 5.

If exotic Asian beauty, Kendra, locks her eyes on yours, game over. She owns you.

On stage, she moves like a ballet dancer, so feline and feminine, with her shining black hair pouring down her back. Then she starts pulling at the hip-band of her g-string and it dawns on you that dancers at Little Darlings take off everything. That g-string is coming down.

As she struts proudly in naught but her platform fuck-me heels, is there any sight in the world more beautiful than Kendra naked? How can you help but want to get her alone?

At Little Darlings, you can have Kendra alone and fully nude for a mere $20 in one of the club’s private lap dance booths. Or think of the positions you can get into with Kendra in a private bedroom dance — starting at only $125 for 15 minutes — alone with her in a full-sized bed…

Did you come to Vegas to gamble? Maybe you ought to blow a little money on a sure thing. Kendra is one of the main reasons I go to Little Darlings on the weekends.

You may also be interested in our Gallery of All Vegas Strip Club Dancers of the Month.

Tips for Couples Going to a Vegas Strip Club Together for the First Time

Palomino Club Vegas Dancer

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

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If you’re considering going as a couple to a Las Vegas strip club tonight, and you’ve never done this before, here are a few tips to make the experience one you’ll both remember fondly.

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