A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, July 23 / Saturday, July 24 / Sunday, July 25 

So, Vegas strippers are masked again. There is no mask mandate for customers.  We took two steps forward, and now one step back. Vegas, you’re breaking my heart.

Let me remind new visitors to the Vegas strip clubs that arriving at a club in a cab, Uber, or any other commercial transport will jack up your admission fee. The club must pay a spiff to the driver for delivering you to their door, so they’re going to get at least a portion of that spiff from you. So, be smart and call the clubs for transport if you don’t have your own vehicle.

Here are the magic words:  “Is it still free admission if I arrive in your limo?” Some clubs may have free admission; some may not. They’ll discuss your package deal options, especially if you’re with a friend or a group. Then find out how long it will be until their driver arrives and where they want you to wait for him, depending on what hotel you’re staying at.

Here’s what’s going on this weekend:

Jasmine Skye at Sapphire’s Topless Pool Saturday

♦  We’ve got to start with Sapphire’s Topless Pool. This may be the only place in town where you can see the dancers’ faces, since masks are not required to be worn outdoors. Of course, it’s a pool, not a strip club stage. They do usually have a topless go-go dancer and topless servers. Sapphire’s dancers work on their tans here, so you’ll generally see more topless girls here than at a casino or hotel pool that allows topless babes.

The pool is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm with a different guest DJ each day. On Friday, July 23, DJ Stephi K will be looking good in the booth. On Saturday, July 24, Amanda Nicole will be the Summer Swim Host, while DJ Kittie will be rockin’ the tunes. On Sunday, July 25, IG hottie Jasmine Skye will be hosting the party while DJ Tism keeps the deck shaking. To reserve a lounge chair or other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here, or call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino Club has both a full bar and totally nude dancers. It’s the only place in town where you can see naked girls and drink booze, an always-popular combo. The stage show is the best in town. You can have a lot of fun sitting on the rail, especially if you stock up on singles to splash around freely. Fair drink prices too, even for out-of-staters. You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds (used to be Paradise) across from the Virgin Hotel/Casino (used to be the Hard Rock) has a “Burlesque After Dark” show on Wednesday through Sunday at 11 pm. Topless babes before and after. If you’re still in town on Sunday and Monday nights, the club features select bottles for $100. Hours: 7 pm till 6 am every night. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Little Darlings features “Theme Shows” on Friday and Saturday nights starting at 11 pm. Pretty soon on Friday and Saturday nights, they’ll be featuring porn stars. See current porn star schedule here. There’s no booze served at Little D’s, so you only have to be 18+. Hours:  Open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Treasures is back and their chef is in the kitchen again all night long. This is the best food you’ll find in any Vegas strip club — a real steakhouse! The club opens at 9 pm every night, open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights open till 8 am. Call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  Deja Vu Showgirls features “Sunday School at the Vu,” which means some of their girls wear little plaid skirts and if you wear a little plaid skirt (or reasonable facsimile), you get in for free! Select bottles priced at $99. Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club is rocking Sexxy After Dark, Jennifer Romas’ high-energy burlesque troupe on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting on time at 9 pm. Snyder says: Cool show! See my review here. Hustler is open from 7:30 pm till 4 am on Thursday, Friday and Saturday night. Call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is now open seven nights a week — Mon-Thur 9 pm to 5 am, Fri-Sun 9 pm to 8 am. Call 702-796-3600 for reservations, limo transport, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Scores is open again. Current hours: 8 pm – 6 am, daily. Call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  Minks is a friendly locals club on the edge of Henderson with friendly girls and friendly prices. If you’re in town on Monday night, Minks features 20-minute VIP room dances for $100. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library has a webite here. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Sophia’s, Honey’s (formerly Legends Room), and Girl Collection.

New Las Vegas Mask Mandate for All Employees

Here We Go Again!

Okay, so the Clark County commissioners met last night to deal with the rising cases of the Delta Variant. Despite many citizens and business owners pleading with them to let people make their own decisions regarding Covid restrictions, the commish passed a resolution requiring ALL businesses to require ALL employees to be masked when indoors. Customers will not be required to wear masks.

What does this mean for the strip clubs? Masked dancers, bartenders, waitresses, hosts, bouncers, etc. Guests of the clubs will not need masks. If you want to see strippers’ faces, you’ll have to go to Sapphire’s Topless Pool. Open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm, you can reserve a lounge chair or other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas. Click here, or call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+

Maybe Hustler Club can get some dancers up on their rooftop lounge? Since today is Wednesday, it’s Military Night at Hustler, which means free admission with your military ID, and you can get $100 bottles of 3 Ugly Ones Vodka. Hustler is open from 7:30 pm till 2 am tonight. Call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Also, Wednesday is VIP Night at Centerfolds. There’s an open bar from 10 pm till midnight. Don’t know what all that includes. But they also have their Burlesque After Dark show at 11 pm tonight. Centerfolds is open from 7 pm till 6 am. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Tuesday Night in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Great Deals — Get ’em While They’re Hot!

There’s a Big Meeting in Clark County today to figure out what to do about the neverending Covid scare. Apparently, the number of cases keeps climbing and multiple casinos have already voluntarily returned to full masking of their employees. Will the strip clubs still be open a week from now? How about an hour from now?

Tonight could be your last chance to tie one on at a bargain price in the presence of naked girls.

Deja Vu Showgirls has been featuring “$2 Tuesdays” for as long as I can remember, with all drinks (both well and call drinks) and beers (both domestic and imports), just two bucks each all night long. As you might imagine, this deal is popular with the Vegas locals (who have to pay an admission fee on this night), but out-of-staters get the same $2 drink deal. Super premium liquors, wines and champagnes are excluded. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club, one of Deja Vu’s sister clubs, is now matching Deja Vu’s $2 Tuesday promotion. Not sure if they’re also charging locals an admission fee, but it’s nominal if you’re a big drinker and you like the good stuff. Call the club for reservations, more info or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

If you’re not a big drinker, but you like Mexican food, Crazy Horse III celebrates “Taco Tuesdays!” That means you can get 3 tacos for $3, with your choice of pork, chicken or carne asada. So, the smart plan is to stop by CH3 for dinner, then hit Deja Vu or Hustler for drinks. Or at least, it seemed like a smart plan until a busty babe at Crazy Horse corraled you into the VIP. Call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds Cabaret now features “Tequila Tuesdays.” That means Tequila shots and all Tequila drinks are just $5 all night long. A TVO reader asked me if you can buy Tequila drinks for dancers for $5 apiece. Don’t know. Never tried it. Remember that country song from a few years back — Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off? We’ll have to give it a try! Call (702) 767-8757 for the free house limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Minks has been advertising “Two for Tuesdays,” with all drinks and drafts two for the price of one.  Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, July 16 / Saturday, July 17 / Sunday, July 18 

Are the Vegas Strip Clubs Back to “Normal?”

Linny Mae Hosts Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party on Saturday

Short answer: No.

Long answer: They’re trying but there’s a long way to go.

The two Vegas strip clubs that are closest to what they were before the shutdown are Palomino Club and Little Darlings. Both of these clubs feature fully nude dancers. Palomino has a full bar, so guests must be 21+. Little Darlings serves no alcohol, so guests must be 18+. But if what you come to Vegas for is the wild lap dance orgies, Palomino and Little D’s won’t do the trick for you.

Neither of these clubs ever had a wild lap dance scene in their main showroom like the big topless clubs. Both had exceptional stage shows and guests at these venues go there primarily to watch the shows. Those shows are back at both clubs and they’re as wild as they ever were. At Little Darlings, prepandemic, lap dances were always performed in private booths away from the main room. At Palomino, guests who wanted lap dances were led by the dancer to a smaller room adjacent to the main room.

The wild lap dance scene that Vegas strip clubs were famous for is not what it used to be. Dancers were out of work, with no unemployment or pay of any kind, so many left town. A number of other states with strip club scenes allowed their clubs to reopen months before Vegas, so a lot of our dancers went to where the work was. Some have returned. Some have not. Some have quit the biz simply due to the fear factor. Close intimate contact with strangers has lost a lot of its appeal as a moneymaking gig. Likewise, many customers have a more standoffish view of strip club entertainment. They’re just not into tossing another twenty-dollar bill at every babe who says, “Want some company?”

Unfortunately, the standard twenty-buck lap dance isn’t standard anymore. Sure, you can find $20 lap dances, but at the higher-end gentlemen’s clubs, many dancers are asking $30 and $40 for a lap dance. This doesn’t go over great with many customers. Some clubs no longer have $100 (three-song) VIP dances. Locals are sometimes now asked to pay an admission fee, or purchase a bottle package, at clubs where they used to just walk in for free. Because similar price hikes are occurring in the casinos with room rates, restaurants, shows, etc., Vegas visitors are more and more feeling like victims of price gouging. This is not a good image for this town that had been reputed for decades to be a vacation place with great deals.

Vegas will not be Vegas again until the conventions return. Even though much of Vegas has reopened, the conventions are not back and likely won’t be until well into next year. This town thrived on always having tens of thousands of businessmen with fat wallets who came here to have fun and blow off steam. We need those guys or this town is in trouble. Family tourists just don’t blow money like drunk businessmen out with their peeps.

I will continue to post any strip club news and coming events, but the pickins are pretty slim.

Sapphire’s Topless Pool continues to follow its standard summer schedule, opening every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm with guest DJs every day. This weekend, on Friday, July 16, DJ Soxxi will be making the deck rock. On Saturday, July 17, Instagram babe Linny Mae will be the Summer Swim Host, while DJ Quira will be spinning the tunes. (Pic of Linny Mae (above) from her Instagram page.) On Sunday, July 18, DJ Flow will keep the beats beating. To reserve a lounge chair or other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here, or call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. (Ask them what they can offer with shade!) Topless, full bar, 21+

Little Darlings continues to feature “Theme Shows” on Friday and Saturday nights starting at 11 pm. Watch their cute young dancers (18+) strip out of skimpy costumes. Starting next month, Little D’s will be featuring porn stars on the weekends. See schedule here. Because there’s no alcohol served at Little D’s, you only have to be 18+ to enter. The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Palomino Club, still the only strip club in Vegas with both a full bar and totally nude dancers, is popular with both locals and tourists. Palomino’s dancers take it all off both on stage and in the VIPs. This club has the highest standards in Vegas when it comes to hiring dancers that are gorgeous, sexy and really good dancers. And they all get naked. They’ve also got some of the best drink prices for both locals and out-of-staters. Check out Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, complimentary limo service, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club continues to feature Sexxy After Dark, Jennifer Romas’ high-energy burlesque show on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting on time at 9 pm. Great show! See my review here. Hustler is open from 7:30 pm till 2 am, except Thursday, Friday and Saturday open till 4 am. Call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Treasures is back and their kitchen is again open all night. With an attached steakhouse, Treasures has the best food of any Vegas strip club. The club opens at 8 pm every night, open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights open till 8 am. Call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is now open seven nights a week — Mon-Thur 9 pm to 5 am, Fri-Sun 9 pm to 8 am. Call 702-796-3600 for reservations, limo transport, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

On Sunday nights, Deja Vu Showgirls features “Sunday School at the Vu,” with select bottles priced at $99 and select dancers in schoolgirl outfits. Added bonus: If you come decked out as a schoolgirl yourself, you get free entry! Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am every night. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds, right across the street from the new Virgin Hotel/Casino, features “Burlesque After Dark” every Wednesday through Sunday at 11 pm. Also, on both Sunday and Monday nights, Centerfolds also has select bottles for $100. Centerfolds is open from 7 pm till 6 am every night. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Scores is open again. Current hours: 8 pm – 6 am, daily. Call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  Minks is a friendly locals club way out on the east side. On Monday nights, Minks features 20-minute VIP room dances for $100 and that is the best dance deal in this town by far. The girls here are cute and friendly. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library does have a webite here. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Sophia’s, Honey’s (formerly Legends Room), and Girl Collection.