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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

How to Watch the July 4 Fireworks from a Vegas Strip Club

4th of July Topless Night Swim and Fireworks Viewing

Fireworks Viewing will be Terrific from the Sapphire
Topless Night Swim

Nothing sets off 4th of July fireworks like beautiful scantily-clad women, and there are two Vegas strip clubs throwing fireworks viewing parties in Las Vegas in 2019.

I’ve already posted about the 4th of July topless night swim party at the Sapphire topless pool, and I honestly can’t imagine why any guy would be anywhere else in Vegas than this party to watch the fireworks.  Think Sapphire’s gorgeous, uninhibited dancers, a little buzzed from the afternoon pool party, their bare titties glistening wet and bouncing to the beats, lit only by moonlight and fireworks.  Whoever at the club came up with this idea deserves a medal.

Plus you will actually have a terrific view of the main Las Vegas fireworks display starting at 9:15 pm.  The main display will be launched from Caesars, about a mile and a half south of Sapphire.  The Caesars show is put on by “Fireworks by Grucci” and will last about 15 minutes.

The Sapphire pool party will start at 4 pm and will also feature a screening of Jaws at 8 pm. It’s free of charge, but I suggest you make your reservations now online here (or call 702-869-0003) because this party will sell out.  Package deals that include lounge chairs, VIP seating, day beds, cabanas, and an open bar are also available through that link.  All packages include free limo transport.

More Vegas 4th of July Fireworks Viewing Parties with Babes

Hustler Club’s Fuso rooftop lounge will have a good view of the fireworks display at Mandalay Bay, which is about a mile north of the club. The Mandalay Bay display starts at 10:30 pm.  Hustler has posted there will be free “patriotic cupcakes” at their fireworks viewing party.  Admission at Hustler is $50 (free for locals with a locals’ card).

Seamless, on Arville across from the Orleans, is now technically a weekend after-hours nightclub called Tempo, but its rooftop has been rented for July 4th by the Lingerie Fighting Championships for a combination MMA girl fight and fireworks viewing party. Seamless is about a mile west of Caesars.  No word yet on an admission fee; other Lingerie Fighting Championship events have been free.  We’ll post more details here as they become available.

 

XXX Stars Get Frisky at Sapphire Vegas

Vicki Chase and Dani Jensen Return to Sapphire

Vicki Chase at Sapphire Las Vegas

Vicki Chase at Sapphire

On Friday night, June 28, Latina beauty Vicki Chase, who has appeared in 200+ XXX flicks, is returning to both the main stage and the VIP rooms at Sapphire Vegas. Then, on Saturday afternoon, June 29, Vicki will be hosting the topless pool party at Sapphire’s Pool & Day Club.

Vicki has a special talent as a porn actress. A few of her more critically-acclaimed flicks include Sperm Diet, Sloppy Head 5, Blow Me Sandwich 15, and Down Your Throat 7. She has won five AVN Awards, including one for “Best Oral Sex Scene”, as well as an XRCO Award for the “Most Orgasmic Oralist.”

Dani Jensen at Sapphire Las Vegas

Dani Jensen at Sapphire

On Saturday night, June 29, little Dani Jensen (she’s only 5’1″ but has titties to die for) will be the featured babe in the club. On Sunday afternoon, June 30, Dani will be driving grown men crazy out at the topless pool party. You may have seen Dani in such fan favorites as Teens Like It Big, Boffing the Babysitter, and Somebody Shave Me.

Both Vicki and Dani will begin their main stage sets at 11:30 pm. If you think it might be interesting to get alone with an orgasmic oralist or uninhibited babysitter type in Sapphire’s VIP, I recommend starting by reserving Sapphire’s $135 porn star package that gets you a place at their private tables. This is where the stars spend most of their time between stage sets, looking for men who might be a good adventure for the night. That $135 deal includes a two-hour open bar (with everything but champagnes and super-premiums). So, get the package and bring enough money to let your favorite learn how you like to play with naughty girls.

More porn star packages can be found on Sapphire’s website, or just call 702-869-0003 to make reservations, get details. or line up your free limo transport to the club.

On the other hand, Sapphire is known throughout the world for its 400+ babe lap dance orgy, the closest thing to being in heaven for a titty man. If you’ve never been close to heaven, Sapphire’s solo package for $65 gets you a one-way ticket, and it includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot. Bottle service, group and couple’s packages are also available through that link, and all packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at one of the best strip clubs in Vegas. This club gets to standing room only at peak hours, so a package is worth it for the VIP seating alone.

Note: Do not take a cab, rideshare, or casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee to the club. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo.

Sapphire Topless Pool

Look for the Pink Wristbands!

The Sapphire topless pool is where the club’s strippers go to party, flirt, catch a buzz, and show off their summer bods while they work on their allover tans. The pool is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm. This is the only topless pool in Vegas with a real emphasis on topless, as the go-go dancers and bartenders are all topless as well.

There are always top local DJs laying down the beats, girls bouncing up to bat beach balls in the water, lots of booze and a great food menu. Any girl wearing a pink wristband (which means she’s a Sapphire dancer) can be invited to cool off with you in the club’s air-conditioned VIP.

Don’t come by cab or rideshare unless you want to be hit with a $20 cover charge.  If you don’t have your own wheels, call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003 and get into the pool party for free.

Even better, get Sapphire’s $70 lounge chair package, which includes free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a $50 beverage credit, and a reserved lounge chair for the day. (The only free seating is at the bar and the bar stools disappear quickly.) This package as well as other deals for daybeds, cabanas, and bottle service for groups and couples are available online or by calling 702-869-0003.

Pro Tip: Don’t Pass Up the Sunday Hotel Check-Out Deal

If you’re checking out of your hotel on Sunday morning, Sapphire will send their complimentary limo to pick you up, bring you to the pool, store your luggage while you enjoy the party, then take you to the airport later in the afternoon or evening in time for your flight. No charge! Topless, full bar, 21+

If you’re coming to Vegas on a future weekend, check out Sapphire’s schedule of upcoming porn stars. We keep that page updated, so bookmark it.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, June 21

Need a Girlfriend for the Night? Treasures Has a Prime Selection . . .

Treasures Las Vegas stripper  As soon as you step into Treasures, you’ll know this place is different. The paintings on the walls, the chandeliers, the plush furnishings all drip luxury. The winding staircase that leads to the VIP rooms looks like something you’d find in Hef’s mansion, and so do the stacked 9s and 10s that populate the club.

Treasures is one of the highest-mileage lap dance clubs in Las Vegas, and it’s the only gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas with its own gourmet steakhouse. This is an elegant environment where you can entertain a business client or celebrate with friends. It’s also a place for one of the best girlfriend experiences in Las Vegas.  Spend an hour out in the main room sampling the night’s selection of beautiful women, invite a dancer you like to dine with you, then flirt over cocktails and dinner before heading upstairs to the VIP rooms for an up-close-and-physical dessert.

Out-of-staters should call the club at 702-257-3030 to arrange for free round-trip limo transportation. They’ll pick you up at your hotel, limo you to the club, then chauffeur you back to your hotel when you’re ready to leave. Let Treasures treat you like a VIP from start to finish.

You’ll find generous package deals on Treasures’ website, including open bar packages, dinner packages, and deals for bottle service, groups, couples and solo guys. It’s a great way to get a deal at this premium club that matches the prices at lesser clubs.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino Club — Where the Naked Women Come with a Full Bar

Las Vegas stripper at Palomino Club

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

  Why go to a strip club where the strippers only strip partway? At Palomino Club, the dancers always finish the job by removing that triangle of cloth that covers the most beautiful feature of a woman’s anatomy. And Palomino is the only strip club in Las Vegas that allows you to drink adult beverages while savoring a naked woman’s full beauty.

Plus, if you haven’t checked this club out, you haven’t seen the wildest stage show in Vegas. Think naked angels flying around the stripper poles, doing girl-on-girl numbers, and teasing the crowd to death with in-your-face leg-spreading floor work.  And the girls get naked not only on stage but in the club’s fully-private VIP dances, which all take place in one-on-one private booths and bedrooms starting at three songs for $100 with no extra bottle fee. A high-mileage horizontal nude dance here is the closest you can get to sex with your clothes on.

Take a peek at our galleries of Renee and Mandi, two of the 130+ girls available here at peak hours.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability). For the full royalty treatment, check out Palomino’s online packages for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys (especially valuable for the reserved VIP table at peak hours, when the club gets to standing room only). Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

UFC 239 Screening Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Jon Jones Is Back in the Cage!

UFC fan favorite Light Heavyweight Champ Jon Jones will be defending his title against challenger Thiago Santos in UFC 239 on July 6 at T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas.

Between this fight and 4th of July weekend, Vegas will be jumpin’.

MMA fans are rejoicing that the legendary Jon Jones is once more taking on all challengers. Jones’ 24-1 MMA record is marred by a single disqualification in a 2009 fight for illegal use of an elbow. Many of his fans feel that the ref in that fight made a bad decision, and Jones’ record should be 25-0.

In recent years he’s had other difficulties, including being banned from the UFC in 2015 for a full year because of a felony hit-and-run conviction. In 2016, he was disqualified from UFC 200 for failing a drug test ten days prior to the fight. In 2017, he demolished Daniel Cormier in UFC 214 to regain his Light Heavyweight title, but he was disqualified again and stripped of the title for testing positive for a performance-enhancing drug.

Since then, Jones has regained the Light Heavyweight title. Technically, Jones has never been beaten in the cage. He holds many UFC records, including the most title defenses.  Jones is a constantly evolving fighter who has been called the greatest martial artist ever to set foot in the Octagon.  

Brazilian Thiago Santos has a 21-6 record, fighting mostly as a middleweight. He has not lost a fight since moving up to the light heavyweight division, and has won by KO all three times. He is respected for his sheer violence.

The Vegas sports books are making Jones the favorite (at -600 vs Santos at +450), and these odds have not changed in the past few weeks.

Where to Watch UFC 239 in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Sapphire Las Vegas Dancer

Oshun Dances at Sapphire

Sapphire always has the best UFC fight parties in their 300-seat Showroom — think big, cheering crowds, three of the largest HD screens in Las Vegas, full digital surround sound, great food, and knockout stacked dancers in laps.

The best deal for solo guys, whether you’re a local or from out of town, is the $35 UFC Entry package, which includes reserved seating in the Showroom and the club’s excellent buffet (think barbecue, gourmet Mexican, pasta dishes, salads, plus desserts, all served at the proper temperatures by a professional catering staff).

Out-of-towners should call the club at 702-869-0003 for free limo transport to the party. This and other packages for bottle service and groups can be found at Sapphire’s UFC package deals. After the fight, exit into the main gentlemen’s club for free. Topless, full bar, 21+

Crazy Horse III has a $50 package that includes transportation to the club, free entry, a $60 drink voucher and free pizza. Topless, full bar, 21+