A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Valentines Day Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, February 12

Sapphire – A Club for Titty Worship

sapphire las vegas is famous for high mileage lap dances

Jessica Ann Is a Sapphire Gem

There are many reasons I recommend Sapphire (club review / club website) to friends – the elegance, the excellent restaurant, the luxurious Skyboxes, the topless pool parties, the sports-viewing parties with their $1 lap dance tsunamis (see The Best Lap Dance in Vegas). But what it really comes down to for me is the lap dances.

I used to think of lap dances as a trivial erotic pastime. But after spending a lot of Friday nights at Sapphire, I think of them as an important life ritual that leads to spiritual awakening. With 400+ topless dancers at peak hours, there’s a lot of spiritual waking up I do on a typical Friday night at Sapphire.

This isn’t your grandfather’s form of worship. This is 21st century Vegas-style hands-on worship. This is young, ample female breasts. In front of you. All around you. All over you. Many economists and financial analysts believe the $20 lap dance at Sapphire is the single best value a man can get for his money in Las Vegas. I tend to agree.

Also, starting this weekend, Sapphire will be offering a dinner date package with their featured performer every Friday and Saturday night. Tonight (Friday) adult film actress Chloe Amour, star of Naked Bondage Temptations, will be the featured performer.

You can also reserve a seat at Chloe’s VIP table with a two-hour open bar, and she’ll be available for VIP dances when she’s not on stage. Reserve your seat at her table or set up a dinner date online here. For more information, see Sapphire Offers a Girlfriend Experience with Adult Film Stars.

With Sapphire’s other package deals (buy online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table–a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you can’t find a place to sit down.

If you’re alone, the VIP65 package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck (see my $ analysis in the club review–link above), all expenses considered.  Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

Saturday, February 13

Palomino Club – Where You Can Drink Booze While Watching the G-Strings Drop

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Riley at Palomino Club
Photo by Miles Long

Palomino Club (club review / club website) boasts the most erotic stage show in Vegas. (See our photo spread of Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show, or The Pole Dancers of Palomino Club.)

Plus it’s the only Vegas strip club that has a full bar and fully nude dancers, both on stage and in private shows, either in the Lipstick Lounge, which is all curtained private booths (with no extra bar tab or bottle fee) or in one of the club’s private bedrooms. Both are great values.

Customers must be 21+, but dancers only have to be 18+. (You can’t buy alcoholic beverages for girls wearing plastic wristbands. Another great value.)

On weekends you’ll often see Riley naked on stage, and you can play with her in the VIP as well. Riley was our first Dancer of the Month.

Always reasonable drink prices. $6 drafts and $8 domestics for locals and out-of-towners alike.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. (Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance or two with what you save.)

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.

Note: Palomino gets packed on the weekends, so arrange for limo pick-up by 10-10:30 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  

Another Saturday Night – Another Porn Star at Sapphire

Tonight (Saturday) adult performer Britney Amber (former brothel escort and star of Barb Wire XXX) will be burning up the stage as the featured dancer. You can reserve a seat at Britney’s VIP table with a two-hour open bar, and she’ll be available for VIP dances when she’s not on stage. Reserve your seat at her table or set up a dinner date with Britney online here.

Sapphire Comedy Hour

The Sapphire Comedy Hour is a showcase of stand-up comics that takes place every Saturday night at 8 pm. There’s a separate $20 admission for the show, but your entry fee gets you into Sapphire (the gentlemen’s club) for no extra charge when the comedy show is over. Compared to most of the comedy shows in casino showrooms–where prices range from $50-$100–this is also a cheap date (a rarity in Vegas). (You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 -9:30 pm.)

Top working comics that change weekly (tonight Lenny Windsor and Olivia Rhee) plus a classy burlesque dancer (Kalani Kokonuts) and a very slick magician (Mon Dre) make this a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club. Expect a lot of risqué humor and off-the-wall banter from the comics as they often use this venue to try out new material, especially stuff that might be strip-club appropriate.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican–organic, non-GMO–from the El Dorado Cantina) before or during the show (Showroom doors open 7 pm).

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo–the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

Valentines Day, February 14

Burlesque Roulette at Artifice

Burlesque Roulette is a revue that takes place on the second Sunday of each month. The first half of the show is a “regular” burlesque revue, with each of six dancers doing a striptease in turn. But for the second half, each dancer spins a wheel and whatever number the pointer lands on determines the song the dancer has to strip to. The person who chooses the songs on the wheel has a weird sense of humor. This is a fun show.

Performing tonight are Kerri N’ Fuego, La Rosa Muerta, Neon, Sugar Rae Bones, Suzil Von, Nomi Malone, plus the Balloon Master and emcee Miranda Glamour. Here’s my review of Burlesque Roulette when it was at The End bar last year.

Now, it’s at the Artifice, 1025 First St Suite #100, Las Vegas. Show starts at 9 pm. Tickets are $10 at the door. Full bar. 21+

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2016 Photo Gallery

Elsa Jean at AVN/AEE 2016

Elsa Jean at AVN/AEE 2016
Photo by Hew Burney

America’s Annual Porn Party

Photographer Hew Burney has once again provided a gallery of images that evoke the craziness, the sheer erotic joy, and the fun of the 2016 Adult Entertainment Expo—an annual gathering of the happily debauched.

If you are a fan of porn, cam girls, bondage or pretty much any other fetish, or the latest in erotic toys (and only about 80% of adult men are, as well as plenty of adult women), you’ve really got to catch this event when it comes around each year.

Hew shot a few thousand photos over the four-day circus at the Hard Rock, pretty much in every room, nook and cranny. Some of my favorite pics are now online. Check them out in our AEE 2016 photodiary.
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Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire

Sapphire to Offer a Girlfriend Experience with Porn Stars

Britney Amber, Former Brothel Escort and Star of Barb Wire XXX, will be Appearing at Sapphire Feb. 12 & 13

Britney Amber, Former Brothel Escort and Star of Barb Wire XXX, will be Appearing at Sapphire Saturday, Feb. 13

For a unique Friday or Saturday evening, how about after watching adult film star Britney Amber perform on stage at Sapphire (club review / club website), you then have a private steak and lobster dinner with her in a Sapphire Skybox, and for dessert Britney gives you a private dance?

This package is now available (see details below).

Sapphire just released a long list of adult stars who will be participating in their “Show Me Sapphire” special feature weekends – this weekend being the first of many to come, and featuring Chloe Amour on Friday, February 12 and Britney Amber on Saturday, February 13.

I’ll release the schedule of when the other stars will be appearing as the info is made available. Signed up to make appearances so far are some of the biggest names in the business – Bonnie Rotten, Tasha Reign, Tori Black, Asa Akira, Jessica Drake, Nikki Benz, Adriana Chechik, Jayden Jaymes, Raven Bay, Gianna Michaels, Nikki Delano, and Kleio Valentien.

If you’ve ever watched porn and thought, man would I love to be alone in a room with her, well, it doesn’t have to be just a fantasy anymore. Here’s your chance. What are you doing in Vegas if not to make your dreams come true?

Some of these stars have appeared as feature dancers at Sapphire and other Vegas strip clubs in the past, but this is the first time they have been offering private dinner and dance shows.

The packages start at $135 for an experience that lets you party with the star of your choice at her private table.  This package includes a two-hour open bar, plus free limo transport, a line pass, and free admission.

A VIP dinner and private dance package with the feature adult star entertainer of the night (includes a one-hour Skybox dinner for two, a $500 champagne credit, strawberries and whipped cream, plus free limo transport, a line pass, and free admission) is $1600.00.

You can reserve your private experience with the adult star of your choice online here.

If you’re just coming to see your favorite star appear on stage, Sapphire’s regular package deals (buy online) get you a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table–a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you can’t find a place to sit down.

If you’re alone, the VIP65 package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck (see my $ analysis in the club review–link above), all expenses considered.

Chloe Amour, Star of Appointment with Bondage, will be Appearing at Sapphire Valentine's Day Weekend

Chloe Amour, Star of Appointment with Bondage, will be Appearing at Sapphire on Friday, February 12.

Chloe Amour and Britney Amber to Appear at Sapphire Valentine’s Day Weekend

Just in: Chloe Amour, star of Appointment with Bondage and Tied Up Girls, and Britney Amber, star of Barb Wire XXX, will be the featured adult film stars at Sapphire this weekend (Chloe on Friday, February 12th and Britney on Saturday, February 13th).

If you’ve watched Barb Wire XXX 13 times because you can’t get enough of Britney Amber, here is your chance to get a lot more of her on Saturday night.

Reserve your place at your favorite star’s private table (with a two-hour open bar), or a one-hour dinner date and private dance with her, online here.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $35 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)
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Sheri’s Ranch — An Undercover Brothel Review

My Experience with a Courtesan at Sheri’s Ranch Brothel

Suite at Sheri's Ranch Brothel

VIP Bungalow at Sheri’s Ranch with Courtesans
(Brothel review / Brothel website)

[Note from Arnold Snyder: I’m proud to present our guest blogger, Nedd Ludd.  I’m hoping he’ll become a regular contributor to this website.]

I’m on the road to Pahrump, Nevada to do research for my “undercover brothel review.” I’m incredibly excited, but also a little scared. It’s been nearly 20 years since I’ve been to a brothel.

Before leaving Las Vegas I stop at the bank and withdraw $500, hoping I can get away with spending no more than $300 of that.

My trip starts at the Red Rock Casino. Driving west on Hwy 160, I enter the incredibly beautiful Red Rock canyon. The city of Las Vegas and 150 years disappear. It’s 1870 and I’m a cowboy on horseback riding to a “cathouse.” The romance of that vision gets me even more excited.

After about an hour of driving, I stop and, somewhat self-consciously, ask directions of a young guy at a gas station at the intersection of Highway 160 and Homestead Road. He answers as if it’s the most natural question in the world: “Make a left on Homestead and go about seven miles to the end of the road. You’ll find both the Chicken Ranch and Sheri’s.” The landmark at that intersection is a white castle-like building known locally as the Kingdom Gentlemen’s Club.

The final leg of the trip down Homestead Road is uninspiring—a two-lane potholed road that does not in any way prepare you for the beauty and delight of your destination.

Just before reaching the brothel I stop at the Terrible Herbst Casino. (I find it’s always best to check with the locals.) I ask the bartender which of the two brothels is better. He calls over one of the waitresses who regularly gets the skinny from her customers.

“The girls at Sheri’s are prettier,” she says. I tip her and leave.

Approaching the brothels, the scenery improves dramatically. It’s the Wild West again—open spaces, horses grazing and big sky. I decide to eyeball each place and then make a choice.

Pulling into the Chicken Ranch parking lot I notice a sign outside that says, “Ladies Welcome” and I see eight parked cars. I decide to move on and check out Sheri’s. There I see twice as many vehicles. What I’m most impressed with is that both places look a lot more inviting than when I visited in 1995. Back then, both were just a group of trailers strung together.

At the Brothel — I Meet the Girl for Me

I decide on Sheri’s (review / website). The exterior of the place is very attractive, with large reproductions of the erotic art of Olivia on the walls. There are two entrances—above one door the neon says “Sports Bar” and above the other, “Girls Girls Girls.” I opt to enter the sports bar. I’m so nervous I’m afraid my voice will crack like a 13-year old if I don’t have a drink before I ask for the so-called “line-up” of girls.

The dark and loud bar could be any one of a hundred local joints in Las Vegas. There are sports programs playing on the TV’s and a pool table to my right. The difference is that there are several hot young girls sitting off to my left wearing skimpy lingerie. They smile at me as I move to the bar. (What a friendly place!) I sit down and order a beer. The bartender immediately asks me if I want to see the girls.

“I’d like to have a beer before I see the line-up,” I said.

The beer—a Heineken—is reasonably priced at $5.00. The bartender serves me, and 15 seconds after she sets it down—I timed it—a woman comes over and introduces herself. She’s tall, maybe 5’7”, with blonde hair and brown eyes. She’s as beautiful as any woman I have ever been close to. She has enormous breasts, a flat stomach and a small, tight, world-class ass. She’s wearing a black g-string and a pink bra, and is extremely friendly. I offer her a drink, which she declines. I like the fact that she doesn’t hustle me for an expensive drink.

She asks me if I have been to a brothel before. I lie and tell her, “No, and I have no idea what to expect. I don’t even know if I can afford to be here.” This is not actually a lie, since I assume that prices have probably gone up since 1995.

She is very complimentary and skilled at putting me at ease. This is good because I’m surprisingly anxious. I’ve been close to hundreds of nearly naked, gorgeous women in the Vegas strip joints, and I’ve had more hot lap dances than I can remember. But today I’m going to get naked with this girl and anything can happen.

After 20 minutes of conversation I learn that she lives in Los Angeles and comes to work at Sheri’s two weeks per month. She claims that when in L.A. she has a completely different career and does not do any kind of hooking. She’s very likable and I’m impressed at how intelligent she is.

By this time I had seen about ten other girls in the bar. All of them were attractive, but my girl was outstanding.

I tell her, “It’s not going to get any better than you. I don’t need to see a line-up. But I don’t know if I can afford your time.”

“Well, let’s go to my room and talk about it,” she says.

“And if I decide I can’t afford you, there will be no hard feelings, right? And I can come back here for a line-up?”

“Absolutely,” she replies.

With that, I let her take me by the hand and lead me away.   Read more…