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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

UFC 235 Viewing Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Jon Jones Is Back!

UFC 235 is being held at T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas on March 2 and it will feature MMA fan favorite Jon Jones (23-1-0) defending his UFC Light Heavyweight title against Anthony Smith (31-13-0).

Smith has won 14 of his last 16 fights, including all three of his light heavyweight fights after moving up from the middleweight division. But oddsmakers have the current line at Jones -1250 and Smith +900.

That’s because Jones has never really lost a fight. That one loss on his record is due to his being disqualified for illegal use of his elbows in a fight in 2009. He also had a win against current UFC heavyweight champ Daniel Cormier taken away from him when he tested positive for doping after the fight. In fact, Cormier is probably praying that Jones doesn’t move up to the heavyweight division as Jones is the only fighter who’s ever beaten him and Jones has done it twice.

Tix for the event at T-Mobile run from $140 to more than $1200, depending on whether you want to actually see the fight or you’re willing to use binoculars. But the best seats, as always for UFC fights, are in the best Vegas strip clubs. The big HD screens give you the best view of the action possible, plus you have topless babes ready to jump into your lap to soothe your nerves if you get faint at the sight of blood.

UFC 235 Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Stripper

Tiffany Dances at Deja Vu Vegas

Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas features a three-hour open bar for domestics and wells (6-9 pm) for their UFC 235 viewing party, with a cover charge of just $20 for locals and out-of-staters alike. This party is always a locals’ favorite. No other Vegas strip club even tries to match that deal.

If you arrive by rideshare or taxi, the cover is $45, so be smart. Call (702) 308-4605 for the club’s free limo transport (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118) to get in for the lower rate. You might also be interested in checking out Deja Vu’s VIP packages for solo guys, groups and couples.

Deja Vu also has the best private VIP dance prices of the Las Vegas topless clubs. A high-mileage private bedroom dance with a gorgeous girl starts at $150 for 15 minutes, about what most topless clubs in this town charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Crazy Horse III has a $50 package that includes transportation to the club, free entry, a $60 drink voucher and free pizza. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club and Spearmint Rhino just about always screen UFC events, and I expect Sapphire Vegas to screen this event, but these clubs haven’t yet announced a party for UFC 235. I’ll update this page when more information becomes available.

Warm Up This Cold Weekend with Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Joanna Angel and Lexi Belle Heat Up the Nights at Sapphire

Joanna Angel at Sapphire Las Vegas

Joanna Angel at Sapphire Friday

Sapphire Vegas is continuing its weekend tradition of bringing top XXX film stars onto its center stage and into your lap, with two different stars every weekend.

On Friday night, February 22, Joanna Angel will be the featured entertainer. In her stellar adult-film career, Joanna has won numerous AVN and XRCO awards, including an AVN award for Most Outrageous Sex Scene. Some of her critically-acclaimed flicks include Brides of Satan, All About That Orgy, and Dude, Am I a Slut?

Joanna’s sizzling stage sets are meant to help lure men into getting one-on-one with her in Sapphire’s VIP rooms. Should you do it? All I can say is, Dude, she is a slut.

Lexi Belle at Sapphire Las Vegas

Lexi Belle at Sapphire Saturday

Then on Saturday night, February 23, Lexi Belle returns to Sapphire’s stage. You may recall seeing Lexi in Teenage Wasteland, Young and Juicy, Stuffin’ Young Muffins and fan fav, The Devil Wears Nada.

Joanna Angel and Lexi Belle both start their stage sets at 11:30 pm, and when they come down from the stage they’ll be out in the crowd teasing their fans into getting more physical with them. If you’ve always wanted to get one-on-one with a porn star, this is your chance. Reserve Sapphire’s $135 package (with a 2-hour open bar) to get your seat at Joanna’s or Lexi’s private tables. Why else are you in Vegas?

Take a look at all the porn star packages available at Sapphire’s website (or call 702-869-0003) to make reservations or book free limo transport to the club, no strings attached.

Sapphire also offers a solo package deal for $65 that comes with a $50 drink card plus a free shot, perfect for guys who want to get lost in a smorgasbord of titties in the club’s notorious lap dance orgy. All packages include free admission, limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at one of the best gentlemen’s club in Vegas.

Note: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee to the club. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo (or Tesla!). Topless, full bar, 21+

Kimmy Granger Gets Naked at Little Darlings

Kimmy Granger at Little Darlings Las Vegas

Kimmy Granger

Porn cutie Kimmy Granger will be the featured performer at Little Darlings Vegas on both Friday and Saturday nights this weekend (Feb 22-23). Kimmy will be doing two fully-nude stage sets each night starting after 11 pm. When she’s not on stage, she’ll be available for private VIP shows.

Kimmy’s just a little thing, like 5’1″ of smokin’ hot nubile flesh. She looks so young and innocent, it’s hard to believe she’s starred in such XXX flicks as Sweet & Slutty, 2 Cute 4 Porn and Yes I Am a Dirty Lil’ Slut.

Get Kimmy naked in one of Little D’s private bedrooms and you’ll be glad you didn’t blow all your Vegas mad money on the crap tables.

All Little Darlings’ dancers get naked on stage and in the one-on-one private dances. Little Darlings is the only strip club in Las Vegas where even $20 lap dances take place fully nude in one-on-one booths and not on the main floor. High-mileage bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes — the best strip club private dance price in Vegas.

Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in the club’s free limo.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Valentine’s Day Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Thursday, February 14 — Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day Special at Palomino Club

Palomino Club Vegas Dancer

Nadia Dances at Palomino Club

  As one of Las Vegas’ most couples-friendly gentlemen’s clubsPalomino Club is a great choice for a sexy Valentine’s Day date. It’s also the only Las Vegas strip club that serves liquor and has nude dancers.

The club’s “Two of a Kind” package (get it here or call 702-642-2984) includes free round-trip transportation to the club from your strip or downtown hotel, free admission, preferred VIP seating and your choice of a half bottle of either Moet Napa champagne or a premium liquor, plus a pitcher of beer. Tonight only, for Valentine’s Day, a rose and chocolates will be added.

Dancers who look like they stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog take it all off on stage, as well as in the club’s high-mileage private VIP shows. The VIP rooms here are all private curtained booths (comfortable for couples) and the much larger private bedrooms are furnished with your choice of sofa or full-size bed. Private nude dances start at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab) — one of the Las Vegas strip clubs’ best VIP deals.

To get an idea of the dancer quality here, take a look at Valentina or Penthouse Pet Laly, who are at the club most weekends. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

2-for-1 Entrée at Treasures Steakhouse

Treasures' Steakhouse has an Old-Fashioned Ambiance

Treasures’ Steakhouse

Las Vegas Advisor’s 2019 Member Rewards Book includes a 2-for-1 coupon for any entrée at Treasures Steakhouse. The coupon says: “Purchase one regular-priced entrée and enjoy a second entrée of equal or lesser value free at the Treasures Steakhouse…” So, the $ value of this coupon depends on the entrées you order. The porterhouse steak at Treasures is $64, while the twin lobster tails go for the “market price,” usually around $75. As an annual subscription to Las Vegas Advisor is only $37, you could recoup double the subscription fee with one dinner at Treasures Steakhouse.  Read more…