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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Miss Exotic Nevada Pageant This Week at Palomino Club (Updated 3x)

Miss Exotic Nevada and Miss Exotic Nevada Pole Championship

Juliette Electrique

Juliette Electrique

If you’re going to be in Las Vegas this Tuesday and Wednesday, July 23-24, Palomino Club will be hosting the Miss Exotic Nevada pageant and the Miss Exotic Nevada Pole Championship on those nights.

The pole competition will be on Tuesday, July 23, starting at 8 pm. Each competitor will do one 3-minute pole routine. The feature dancing competition will be on Wednesday, July 24, at 8 pm, with each dancer allotted 12 minutes for her routine.

These are competitions for the top strip club dancers in America, usually feature dancers, and if you’ve never been to one of these events, they’re great.  Think of a dozen of the most gorgeous female bodies you’ve ever seen in a strip club, girls who can really dance (beyond the basic stripper moves), with all of the girls going crazy on costumes and props to try to outdo each other.  Think water, wax, swords, fire, power tools, and who knows what else. Most importantly, they will all get naked.

Plus, Palomino Club is home to the best pole dancers in Las Vegas, so there will be plenty of home girls to cheer on in the competitions.  You’ll see Olympics-level moves in the pole championship.

TVO correspondent and Dancer of the Month Reagan Reilly, whose home club is Palomino, will be one of the competitors in the Miss Exotic Nevada competition, as will TVO Dancer of the Month LaDonna. Other dancers slated to compete include: Dani Mitchell, Frenchy, Truth Winters, Seqretasia, Mercy, Entice and Juliette Electrique. Juliette is a sword swallower. I saw her perform at Palomino’s 50th anniversary party last week (a private invitation only event), and she alone is worth the price of admission!

I’ve been asked to be a judge at the Miss Exotic Nevada competition.  It’s a tough job but someone’s got to do it.

Miss Nude World Competition Coming to Palomino Club in October

Palomino Club Las Vegas stripper

Ladonna Will Be Competing

The winner of the Miss Exotic Nevada competition will go on to represent Palomino at the Gentlemen’s Club Expo at Planet Hollywood, August 11-14, and will then compete in the Miss Nude World competition at Palomino Club on October 6-10. The Miss Nude World competition will have about 25 competitors and has a $10,000 first prize.

As one of the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, Palomino will be open all night long following each of these competitions. This week’s pole contest will likely last 60-90 minutes. This week’s feature dancing competition will go for about two hours.

Palomino Club is the only strip club in Las Vegas that has both a full bar and totally nude dancers, not only on stage but in the club’s fully-private VIP booths and bedrooms. Private shows start at 3 songs for $100, with no extra bar tab. All entertainers in the competitions will be allowed by the club to provide private VIP dances to their fans.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability). For the full royalty treatment, check out Palomino’s package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys. Nude, full bar, 21+

Wild Porn Babes Hope to See You at Sapphire This Weekend

Penny Pax and Mia Lelani Want to Party with Their Fans

Penny Pax at Sapphire Las Vegas

Penny Pax at Sapphire

Sapphire Vegas brings back two of porn’s most irresistible babes this coming weekend:  redhead cutie Penny Pax, who weighs all of about 90 pounds dripping wet, and busty Asian beauty Mia Lelani.

On Friday night, July 26, little Penny Pax will be starting her stage sets at 11:30 pm. In between her stage performances, Penny will be making herself available to her fans for one-on-one private shows in Sapphire’s VIP rooms.

You may remember Penny from her XXX flick, Pussy Acrobats — and if you saw that flick, you will remember Penny! She likes to wear glasses in her films and looks like a clean-cut ginger girl who probably reads too much. But with close to 200 XXX flicks under her belt, including such critically-acclaimed works as Anal Candy Disco Chicks and Nice Girls Swallow, Penny Pax is not your run-of-the-mill bookworm. Penny has won Best Actress awards from both AVN and XBIZ.

On Saturday afternoon, July 27, Penny will be hosting Sapphire’s topless pool party from noon to 6 pm, and once again looking for fans who’d like to get alone with her in a VIP room, possibly to discuss literature in an up-close-and-physical way.

Mia Lelani at Sapphire Las Vegas

Mia Lelani at Sapphire

On Saturday night, Filipino/Irish babe Mia Lelani will be taking over the stage and VIP room duties at Sapphire. And on Sunday afternoon, Mia will be making the scene at the topless pool party. Did you happen to see Mia in the XXX flick, Don’t Tell My Wife I Buttfucked Her Best Friend? Should you avail yourself of the opportunity to get Mia alone in a VIP room, you’d better think twice before you tell your wife about it.

You can assure yourself of getting some private time with Penny or Mia by reserving a seat at their private tables. A Sapphire VIP package that includes such reserved seating is just $135 and includes a two-hour open bar (with the good stuff), free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass, and the royalty treatment at one of the greatest strip clubs in Vegas. You’ll find all of Sapphire’s porn star packages on the club’s website here.

But perhaps you prefer to focus on Sapphire’s famous all-night lap dance orgy, truly a boob man’s paradise. Is it possible to O.D. on titties, and if so, what is the lethal dose? With 400+ stacked 9s and 10s in skimpy lingerie, all ready to drop their tops as soon as they jump in your lap, here’s your chance to find out. What a way to go!

Purely in the interest of science, I recommend the solo VIP package here for $65. You get a $50 drink credit with that package, plus a free shot, free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and Sapphire’s full royalty treatment.

Because Sapphire gets packed to the gills at peak hours, a package is worth it for the reserved seat alone.  Who wants to be at the world’s best lap dance orgy without a lap?

Note: If you take a cab or Uber to Sapphire you will be charged a $50 entry fee. So get a package or call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo, and your cover charge will be waived.

Las Vegas’ Most Topless Topless Pool Party

Sapphire topless pool Las VegasIf you’re not a night owl, but you don’t want to pass up an opportunity to fool around with a porn star in a comfy dark room — why else are you in Vegas this weekend? — you can connect with either Penny Pax or Mia Leylani at the Sapphire pool, Las Vegas’ best topless pool party.

You’re not required to be topless, but the bartenders, cocktail waitresses, and go-go dancers are, plus this is where Sapphire’s uninhibited strippers come to party, flirt, get sloshed and work on their allover tans, as well as Vegas showgirls and other strippers from around town. The Sapphire dancers wear pink wristbands, so you’ll know which girls are available for one-on-one fun in the VIP rooms.

Provided you drive yourself or arrive by the free club limo, there’s no cover charge to get into Sapphire’s pool party. (It’s $20 if you come by cab or Uber.)  But you’ll probably enjoy the party more with the pool’s $70 lounge chair package, which comes with a $50 beverage voucher, a reserved lounge chair for the day, free limo transport and a line pass.

Other pool packages available through that link include a VIP deck package (more shade), daybed and cabana packages (with plenty of food and booze for attracting topless girls to your private party), bottle service deals and even a private topless pool party within the larger pool party.  Note:  The only free seating at the pool is at the bar and the bar stools disappear early.

Sunday Checkout Deal

On Sundays, call Sapphire to send a limo to pick you up at your hotel, store your luggage for the afternoon, then take you to the airport when it’s time to catch your flight. There’s no charge for this Sunday Checkout package. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle — a no-brainer.)

Check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star features if you’re coming to Vegas later this summer. We update that page often, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, July 19

Treasures — Where Beautiful Women Sparkle in the Opulent Setting

Treasures Las Vegas stripper

You Can Even Get a Dinner Package to Dine with a Dancer at Treasures

  Treasures Las Vegas is known for two things — the beauty and uninhibited nature of their dancers and the club’s opulence.  Relax and let yourself sink into the luxury. You deserve this setting. You deserve these women.

You will feel like you’re sitting in a millionaire’s mansion, but you don’t have to be wealthy to enjoy this club, or the dancers. If you like high-end spirits, get the open bar package for only $120. That includes two hours of everything but champagne and super-premiums.  If you’re not that much of a drinker, they have a $50 VIP package that includes three drinks — a deal at this club where beers start at $18 (and you’re not limited to beers).  Both packages include free admission, a line pass, free round-trip limo transport, and a reserved VIP table for the night (you’ll find these and other deals on Treasures’ website).  Now, sit back and enjoy the high-mileage lap dances and VIP dances.  You are the king of Las Vegas!

Treasures is also the only strip club in Vegas with a gourmet steakhouse. This is a real restaurant, with a real chef and an elegant ambiance, suitable for entertaining clients or for dinner with your buddies or a special dinner date with one of Treasures’ dancers. She’ll dress up for you and flirt with you over cocktails and dinner, then let you undress her after you escape to the VIP rooms upstairs.

If you’re from out-of-state, call Treasures at 702-257-3030 to arrange for free round-trip limo transportation, so you don’t have to fight with the traffic in this crazy town. Treasures prefers to pick up its guests and limo them in style to the club. Then they’ll chauffeur you back to your hotel when you’re ready to leave. You’re always a VIP here.  Topless, full bar, 21+  Read more…

The Ultimate Private Topless Pool Party — Only in Vegas!

Sapphire’s “Private Pool with a View”

Hottest and Coolest Summer Bachelor Party in Vegas

Private Pool at<br>Sapphire Topless Pool

The Private Pool Area at Sapphire Topless Pool

I’ve been a regular at the Sapphire topless pool, the best topless pool party in Vegas, since the pool opened in 2013.  But it was only just this month that I got invited for the first time to a private party at the “Private Pool with a View” within the Sapphire Pool and Dayclub.

The private pool is a smaller topless pool, at one end of the larger pool complex, that comfortably seats up to 16 guests.  It’s well stocked with giant umbrellas for shade and is located above the fray of the main pool area with a great view of the party on the main pool deck, with its topless go-go dancers and titty ball games.  It also has a front-row view of the VIP deck’s “aquarium wall” — the glass-sided wading pool where Sapphire’s dancers like to cool off.

The Topless Pool Where Every Showgirl and Stripper in Vegas Likes to Party

Sapphire Topless Pool Las Vegas

Sapphire’s “Aquarium”

And it’s not only Sapphire’s dancers that hang out in the pool.  As Vegas feature dancer and stripper Jade Andrews posted in the comments below TVO’s Sapphire pool page, “I should point out that a lot of showgirls go here, plus just about everyone from the X shows (X Country, X Rock, etc.). It’s the go-to place for just about every dancer in Vegas.”

These are all stunning women who make a living being topless.  And every girl cooling off in that pool loves to get an invitation to stop by the private pool party.  Read more…