A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, Sept 24 / Saturday, Sept 25 / Sunday, Sept 26 

Sunday Night Football Party at Palomino Club

Persian Takes It All Off at Palomino Club

  If you’re looking for a strip club that features Sunday NIght Football parties, Palomino Club is the only strip club in Vegas that’s advertising these parties. Doors open at 4:30 pm on Sunday, with the kickoff at 5:20 pm.

Radio KOMP 92.3, the Rock Station, will be remote-broadcasting from the club during the game, and sponsoring some of the prizes and giveaways. Look for $150 bottles all game long, $30 domestic beer buckets, BOGO shots at half time, and a free taco bar.

Palomino is also the only Vegas gentlemen’s club with a full bar and nude dancers. All dancers get naked on stage and in the private VIP shows. You must be 21+, but dancers only have to be 18+. You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Sapphire Features UFC 266 Party on Saturday

Sapphire is having a viewing party for UFC 266 on Saturday night. See our post here for more info. Sapphire is now open from 8 pm to 4 am daily. Or call 702-869-0003 for reservations, complimetary limo pickup, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Amanda Paris Hosts Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party on Friday

  Sapphire’s Topless Pool is the only topless pool party in Vegas that really lives up to the name. Sadly, none of the other topless pool parties have Sapphire’s dancers out in the sunshine to work on their allover tans.

On Friday, September 24, the pool features DJ EarWaxx in charge of the beats, with social media heartthrob Amanda Paris as the Summer Swim Host. On Saturday, September 25, DJ Tism takes over.  On Sunday, September 26, DJ Mike Fusion will be on the turntables. To reserve a lounge chair or other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here.

Expect the servers, bartenders, and go-go dancers to all be maskless as well as topless. The pool is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm. Call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+

UFC 266 Party at Crazy Horse 3

Crazy Horse III will also be screening UFC 266 on Saturday, Sept 25.  The club is also now accepting Bitcoin for bottle packages. If you’ve been looking for a place to blow your cryptocurrency, this is the place. See CH3’s package deals here, or call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Floyd Mayweather’s Girl Collection Opens

A TVO reader reports that Girl Collection has reopened on weekends. Valet parking was $40 with a $50 admission charge. Call for reservations and more info at 702-410-9999 or 1- (844) 447-5758. Topless, full bar, 21+

Nicolette Shea Gets Naked at Little Darlings

  Little Darlings is featuring busty porn cutie Nicolette Shea on Friday and Saturday nights, Sept 24-25, two stage shows each night after 11 pm. When not on stage, Nicolette will be available for private VIP dances.

To see Little Darlings’ full schedule of porn stars to come, click here.

Because there’s no alcohol served at Little D’s, you only have to be 18+ to enter, and the the dancers also have to be 18+. The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Hustler Features Porn Babe Jesse Jane This Weekend

  Porn Babe Jesse Jane will be featuring at Hustler Club on both Friday and Saturday nights (Sept 24-25), doing two shows each night after 11 pm. Jesse Jane will be selling buy-one-get-one dances! First time we’ve seen that from a featured porn star in Vegas! Don’t know how much the first dance costs …

Also on Friday night only, Lamar Odom will be hosting “Nudity for Humanity” to raise funds for the victims of Hurricane Ida and the Caldor Fire. A portion of all private dances on Friday night will be donated to the relief funds for these tragedies.

The club also has a new Porn Star Brunch every day from 9 am to noon, featuring Topless Tapas and Bottomless Mimosas.

On Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting at 9 pm, Sexxy After Dark, Jennifer Romas’ sizzling strip club version of burlesque is featured on Hustler’s main stage. Hustler is now open 24/7. Check out the party package deals here, or call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Thursday Night Football at Minks

♦  Minks will be having Thursday Night Football viewing parties (that’s tonight). Look for bottles of Bud Light and Ultra for just $4. Also, on Monday nights, while everyone else is watching the MNF games, Minks features 20-minute VIP room dances for $100. Great deal! Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Burlesque Super Stars at Centerfolds Cabaret

Centerfolds Cabaret features “A Touch of Burlesque” five nights a week, every Wednesday through Sunday night at 11 pm The performers include Jessica Ward from Cirque du Soleil, Katie Matthews from Zombie Burlesque, Abilene Burics from Fantasy at Luxor, Mariah Ware from Cherry Boom Boom, Shayla from Spiegelworld’s ‘Atomic Saloon’ and Nikola Weiterova from 53X at Paris.

The lockdown of Vegas had one great effect — Some of the sexiest and most talented showgirls in town are now performing topless at Centerfolds. See packages here, or call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Don’t Miss Sunday School at Deja Vu Showgirls

Every Sunday, Deja Vu Showgirls presents “Sunday School at the Vu.” If you like girls in pleated plaid microskirts wearing six-inch platform saddle shoes that like to show off their white cotton undies when they bend over, you’ll like Deja Vu on Sunday nights. Select bottles are just $99 on Sundays, and if you dress like a schoolgirl, you get free admission. Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Treasures Features Rare Steak with a Side of Boobs

Treasures is the only strip joint in Vegas with an attached gourmet steakhouse (and it’s open all night). Take one of the dancers for dinner and finish by having her for dessert in the upstairs VIP. The club opens at 9 pm every night, and stays open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights when they stay open till 8 am. Check out their package deals here.  Or call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

Other Vegas Strip Club Possibilities

 Sophia’s has reopened. The club has not updated its website or Facebook page since the shutdown last year, but they are slowly coming to life and getting back to biz. Topless, full bar, 21+

The dancers are back at Talk of the Town. The club is open every day from 4 pm till 2 am. Call the club at (702) 385-1800 for more info. Don’t bother asking for a free limo ride, as this place has no limos. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Scores is open from 8 pm – 6 am daily. For free limo ride and free admission, call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is open seven nights a week — Mon-Thur 9 pm to 5 am, Fri-Sun 9 pm to 8 am. Call 702-796-3600 for reservations, limo transport, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library has a webite here. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Honey’s (formerly Legends Room).

UFC 266 This Saturday in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Two Title Fights on One Card

Volkanovski vs Ortega

UFC 266 is this Saturday, Sept 25. Two Vegas strip clubs have announced viewing parties for the fight, that features a feather weight title bout between Alexander Volkanovski and Brian Ortega.

If you like watching girls fight (and who doesn’t?), there’s also a Championship Flyweight bout between Valentina Shevchenko and Lauren Murphy.

Crazy Horse III has announced on facebook that they will be screening this event. No mention on their website. See CH3’s package deals here, or call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire has a $50 package that gets you transportation to the club, free admission and seating in the Showroom. Many other packages are available for 2 to 20 guests that include drink/bottle credits. See Sapphire’s package deals on their website here. Or call 702-869-0003 for reservations, complimetary limo pickup, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Monday Night Football in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Sapphire Las Vegas Super Bowl PartyIt’s the Green Bay Packers vs the Detroit Lions tonight. Last week, only three Las Vegas strip clubs had announced MNF parties — Sapphire, Hustler and Crazy Horse III. This week, we’re down to one. Crazy Horse makes no mention of MNF this week. I guess last week’s party was special because it was the Raiders playing.

Likewise, Hustler is no longer mentioning MNF on it’s website under events or on it’s facebook page. Both CH3 and Hustler are open 24/7, so I’m pretty sure they’ll be screening the game on one or more video monitors, but there’s no mention of specials for the game by either club.  So, we are left with:

Sapphire Is Still the MNF King in Vegas

Sapphire is screening all MNF games all season. Doors open at 5 pm with kickoff at 5:15 pm.

Sapphire offers a $25 package that includes transportation, free entry, 2 drinks and complimentary buffet. Book that package online here.

Sapphire also offers a MNF Season Pass for $200. This includes VIP Showroom seating for all MNF regular season games, plus 1 General Admission Super Sunday party ticket valued @ $75. Complimentary food, 2 drinks per game, HD picture and sound, giveaways, and raffles. Book the season pass here. Topless, full bar, 21+

Other Monday Night Strip Club Specials

 Monday nights at Palomino Club are for locals and industry, with select bottles priced at $100 all night. Palomino is Las Vegas’ only gentlemen’s club that has a full bar and totally nude dancers.  See Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations and more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

 Centerfolds Cabaret posted a couple MNF announcements on their facebook page, but the club doesn’t open until 7 pm and kickoff is at 5:15. Basically, they’re inviting football fans to come in after the game to enjoy their Monday specials. If you’ve got NV ID, it’s locals night on Mondays, with $100 select bottles and $2 drinks all night for locals. Don’t know what kind of specials they have for out-of-staters. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, more info, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Every Monday night, Hustler Club has what they cal their Menage a Trois deal. Sounds sexy, but it’s actually discount booze. There are three specials: 2-for-1 drinks; 2-for-1 bottles of 3 Ugly Ones vodka; and half-price champagne.But you can check out the party package deals here, or call the club for reservations, more info or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

 Minks‘ Monday special is one of a kind. It’s the only Vegas strip club deal on VIP dance prices that I know of. On Mondays only, you can get a private 20-minute VIP room dance for $100 (with a 2-drink minimum). I’ll be amazed if Minks isn’t screening the MNF games this year. Minks offers limo service from the Strip hotels if you purchase a bottle package. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Las Vegas AVN Adult Entertainment Expo Canceled Again for 2022

Mask and Vax Mandates Are Killing Las Vegas

The 2022 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, an annual celebration of the porn industry and all things kink, which was scheduled to take place in Las Vegas Jan 17-22, 2022, at the new Virgin Hotel/Casino, has again canceled its Las Vegas convention. This is once more due to the pandemic, or more specifically, the mask and/or vax mandates imposed by the state of Nevada.

Vegas will not be Vegas again unless and until the convention scene gets back to normal. Many traditional Las Vegas conventions are moving to states like Florida and Texas where pandemic mandates are prohibited by state laws. Will these conventions ever return to Vegas?

The AVN/AEE events are not moving to another state, but are once more going digital. The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo will be online from Jan 19-22. the AVN Novelty Expo will also be online from Jan 19-22. The AVN Awards Show will be online on January 22. Full info is on the AVN website here.