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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Spring Breakers: FREE Entry at Little Darlings Tonight!

Little Darlings Las Vegas Dancer

Maya Tutors Students at
Little Darlings

To show support for higher education, every Wednesday night at Little Darlings Vegas is “College Night.” That means, if you’ve got a college ID, your admission is FREE (a $35 savings for out-of-staters, $15 savings for locals). Important: If you don’t have your own transportation, call the club at 702-366-1141 for free limo transport from your hotel. If you arrive via taxi or rideshare, you will pay full price for admission.

No alcoholic beverages are served at Little Darlings, so guests only have to be 18+. That also means dancers only have to be 18+ and all dances — on stage and in the VIP rooms — are performed totally nude.

If you’re in med school, here’s your chance to study the female anatomy up close and personal. If you’re in law school, here’s your chance to experience firsthand the legal limits of Las Vegas nude entertainment. If you’re studying business administration, here’s your chance to administer a $20 bill to get a fully-nude lap dance. No matter what you’re studying in college, naked girls will make it more interesting.

Little Darlings’ high-mileage private bedroom dances (fully nude, of course) are just $125 for 15 minutes. If they don’t teach naked horizontal dancing at your school, here’s your chance to get extra credit. This also happens to be the number one deal in our Vegas strip club VIP room value guide.

With dancers like a naked college cheerleading squad and great private-dance deals, Little Darlings makes the cut for our picks for the best Las Vegas strip clubs.

At Little Darlings’ website, you’ll find various VIP package deals for solo guests, groups and couples, including a coupon for a 2-for-1 private nude lap dance. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

All Beer, Well & Call Drinks $2 at Deja Vu Vegas Tuesday Nights

Great Drink Deal Draws Great Dancers

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Tiffany at Deja Vu Showgirls

Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas is one of my picks for best Vegas strip clubs for both fun and value and $2 Tuesday is one of the reasons why.

I’ve been mentioning pretty regularly the club’s open bar (domestics and wells) which runs from 6 – 9 pm every night.  But Tuesday nights go beyond that.

The regular nightly open bar is still in place from 6 – 9 pm, but every Tuesday night at Deja Vu Showgirls is also “Two-Dollar Tuesday,” which means you’ll pay just two bucks each for your drinks all night long. This isn’t a happy hour, it’s a happy twelve hours (6 pm – 6 am). The deal includes all beers (domestics and imports), all well drinks and all call drinks. (Excluded are champagnes, wines, and super premium liquors.)

Needless to say, Deja Vu has been drawing big crowds to its Tuesday night party and the big crowds are drawing lots of dancers who know the customers will have money to blow on girls instead of booze. Read more…

Vegas Golden Knights Fans: Get a Free Cocktail at Treasures

Vegas Golden Knights in the Vegas strip clubsThe Vegas Golden Knights have two home games at T-Mobile Arena coming up this week: Thursday, March 21 vs the Jets, and Saturday, March 23 vs the Red Wings. Both games start at 7:00 pm. If you go to either of the games, stop by Treasures Las Vegas afterwards and get a free cocktail by showing your T-Mobile seat locator.

Treasures is Las Vegas’ most luxurious gentlemen’s club. It looks more like a millionaire’s mansion than a strip club. And wait till you see the girls who dance there. The topless lap dances and VIP dances are legendary for their high mileage.  Ask any experienced local.  We know.

If you’re from out-of-state, call the club at 702-257-3030 for their free limo, which is not only free but round-trip. Don’t risk driving in Vegas, especially at night or on drunken weekends. For no charge, Treasures’ limo will pick you up at your hotel and chauffeur you back when you’re ready to leave. (Note: If you’re at T-Mobile, return to your hotel first to get Treasures’ limo pickup.)

You’ll find all of Treasures’ VIP packages on the club website. Locals with Nevada ID should ask about the the locals club for more savings. Topless, full bar, 21+

Get Down with Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs This Weekend

XXX Babes Stephanie West and Sarah Vandella Get Wild at Sapphire

Stephanie West at Sapphire Las Vegas

Stephanie West at Sapphire Friday

If you’ve ever wanted to get up-close-and-physical with a porn star, Sapphire Las Vegas is the place to make it happen.  Sapphire features different porn stars every weekend not only on the club’s main stage but also in laps and one-on-one VIP shows for the stars’ fans.

This coming weekend, on Friday, March 22, the busty new star of the Sneaky Sex XXX TV series, Stephanie West, will be the featured star. Stephanie is half-Italian, half-Puerto Rican, and completely kinky. Although she is still new to porn, she has already established a reputation in some of adult TV’s edgier series, like Pervs on Patrol, Submissived and Superbound. She looks too young and innocent to be so raunchy, but if you get her in the VIP you’ll find she’s anything but innocent.

Sarah Vandella at Sapphire Las Vegas

Sarah Vandella at Sapphire Saturday

On Saturday night, March 23, the beautiful Sarah Vandella will be the star of the night. Sarah won a F.A.M.E. Award for Favorite Oral Sex Starlet as well as an XRCO Deep Throat Award. (Did you happen to catch her stellar performance in Blow Me Sandwich?)

Sarah’s also appeared in such off-the-wall XXX classics as Werewolves in Heat, Anally Talented and Bombshell Bottoms. Why not take her into one of Sapphire’s VIP rooms and watch her defend her wild reputation?

Both Stephanie and Sarah begin their stage performances at 11:30 pm. When they’re not on stage, they’re available for more intimate private fun. How do you get to the head of the line? A good start would be to reserve a seat at their private tables for only $135. That reservation comes with a 2-hour open bar and puts you in prime position for flirting and hands-on fun. You can get this package here. Or check out Sapphire’s other porn star packages at the club website (or call 702-869-0003).

There’s also a solo guy package for $65 that includes a $50 drink card, a free shot, and a reserved VIP seat in the lap dance orgy section of the club, which happens to be the main room where 400+ knockout babes in skimpy lingerie are looking for guys who are into titties. If that’s you, bring twenties. Sapphire’s package deals all include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at one of Las Vegas’ premiere strip clubs.

Note: Do not take a cab, rideshare, or a casino house limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo (or Tesla!) at 702-869-0003. Because Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours, a package deal is worth it for the value of the reserved seat alone.

If you’re planning a trip to Vegas later, you might want to check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star calendar.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Abigail Mac Does 3 Nights at Hustler Club

XXX star Abigail Mac will be appearing on stage at the Vegas Hustler Club for three nights, March 21-23 (Thur/Fri/Sat). Abigail’s stage shows start at 11 pm. $50 cover. Locals free with Vu Card. Topless, full bar, 21+

St Patrick’s Day Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 15

Irish Car Bombs and Colleens in the Buff at Palomino Club

Valentina Dances at Palomino Club

Valentina Estrella Dances at Palomino Club

♦  Palomino Club, the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and totally nude dancers, is honoring St Paddy with 2-for-1 deals on Jameson shots, Guinness beers and Irish car bombs (like a boilermaker, but with Guinness and Irish whiskey). These specials will run all night long, as long as you can stay vertical to drink them. A bonus if you like young dancers: despite having a full bar, dancers at Palomino only have to be 18+.

The dancers drop their g-strings both on stage and in the VIP rooms, which are all private curtained booths (or bigger private bedrooms with plush sofas or full-size bed).  Every private dance at Palomino puts you and your naked dancer alone with each other, not bumping elbows with other guests. The fully-nude VIP dances start at 3 songs for $100 (and there’s no extra bar tab required).

Check out Valentina, Renee and Penthouse Pet Laly, just a few of the awesome dancers at Palomino. This club is chock full of babes who look like they just stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog.

In addition to the St Patrick’s Day specials, the regular drink prices are friendly as well, with $6 draft beers and $8 domestic bottles for both locals and out-of-towners.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino Club’s packages for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys. Palomino is recognized as one of Las Vegas’ best strip clubs for couples and is on our list of the best gentlemen’s clubs in Vegas for its hot stage show, beautiful dancers, and good deals. Nude, full bar, 21+ Read more…