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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Random Vegas #7    ED Expo, Scores “Erotic Desires” Show, New Strip Club, Crazy Horse 2 Demolition, Dad Bodies, Conventions, Sea Mountain, Girl of the Day, Weekday Deals

Random Vegas #7    ED Expo, Scores “Erotic Desires” Show, New Club, Sea Mountain returns, Crazy Horse 2 Demolition, Dad Bodies, Conventions, Girl of the Day, Weekday Deals

 

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Item #1: The unfortunately named ED Expo is coming to Vegas

ED (Exotic Dancers) Publications comes back to Las Vegas, August 14-17 at Planet Hollywood. The ED Expo is the strip club trade association’s annual meeting. There is an official pre=party at Hustler Club on Aug 13, featuring the Shannon Twins. Scores announced on social media an “un-official” party on Aug 13

Item #2: Scores 2nd new topless burlesque show “Erotic Desires” opened

Despite a crazy downpour of “real rain” the show went on! It’s another Michael Clark/A-List Productions effort. The dancers include headliner Cali Caliente, and co-headliners Crystal Cooper and Spinnin Shae; Caliente will also be selling limited-edition merch and offer private dances at Scores.

Cali Caliente told TVO, “Erotic Desires is a dream come true for me and a step towards more feature dancing in the future I’m very excited for it to start.” Caliente added, “I’ve talked about this with Crystal for quite some time and thanks to Michael Clark at A List Productions & Leo with Scores Las Vegas we have our platform, and we can’t wait to show you what we have planned for the fans.  The most exciting part is we will be bringing in special guest performers for every show, so fans can come back and see something new every time.”
After a slow start, the energy picked up with slapping sounds to “Supernatural” strobes. beautiful girls in straight jackets (Johnnie Coats to those in the psych hospital business!), edgy action in folding chairs, the ever popular ‘cat-o-nine tails’ to Katie Perry …Rhianna in pink hair and Ariana Grande “side to Side.”
Bring plenty of singles to Erotic Desires. Mother Nature supplied the rain on opening night. It’s up to fans to keep making it rain for these four talented ladies, and the guest dancers they bring in.

Cali Caliente at Scores

For Tickets: eroticdesires.ticketleap.com/a-topless-burlesque/ 

IG: @eroticdesiresvegas @scoreslv @thecalicaliente

Twitter: @EroticDesiresLV @ScoresLasVegas @TheCaliCaliente

 

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Item #3: A New strip club, Euphoria, is opening on Friday, August 12th

Rain Expected on the South Side!

The location is in the south strip area at Town Square. Word is it will be an urban music venue that will compete with Floyd Mayweather’s Girl Collection. I never bet against Floyd, but maybe there is enough money to go around. More on Euphoria in the coming weeks.

Item #4: Crazy Horse II Demo is coming!

Press reports tell us that local officials have order a demolition of the building that was the notorious Crazy Horse II. TVO has documented the various controversies surrounded the noted club. RIP CH2.

Long live CH3 … because they had nothing to do with CH2!

Crazy Horse Too Fires Too Hot to Handle as Gentleman’s Club Heads for Demolition

Here’s a complete History on Crazy Horse 2: Beatings, Murder, Robbery!

Here’s how that effort to resurrect the Crazy Horse II went

May 25, 2014: The Resurrection of Crazy Horse 2

August 17, 2014: Crazy Horse 2 in Transition

September 7, 2014: A Rocky Road for Crazy Horse 2

September 20, 2014: The Original Crazy Horse Saloon

September 8, 2015: Mike Galam Continues His Fight for Crazy Horse 2

Item #5: Video Tour of Crazy Horse 2 … and Industrial Road

TVO favorite blogger Wonderhussy-Where What Happens in Vegas REALLY Happens: Exploring Industrial Road, Dark Shadow of the Strip. It’s a 28 minute video, but Vegas strip club fans will enjoy her tour…

(4) Where What Happens in Vegas REALLY Happens: Exploring Industrial Road, Dark Shadow of the Strip – YouTube

 

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Item #6: Dad Body

Item #7: Las Vegas Conventions – How’s Business?

(Courtesy of the Las Vegas Advisor)

Q: Has the number of conventions booked for 2023 reached pre-COVID levels?
A: It has. Or will.

Broadly speaking, Deutsche Bank analyst Carlo Santarelli says that 2022’s convention business is 90% of 2019’s and that 2023’s will match pre-pandemic heights, specifically, those in years 2016 to 2019.

For more specific color, albeit restricted to the Las Vegas Convention Center itself, we turned to Kody Stover of the Las Vegas Convention & Visitors Authority. He tells us that in 2019, the Convention Center hosted 85 trade shows and events with an estimated attendance of 1.6 million. As of the end of June 2022, the LVCC had hosted 43 trade shows with an estimated attendance of 525,000. For the full year, it has 87 bookings (two more than 2019), which are expected to bring 1.2 million attendees to town (25% fewer than 2019).

As for next year, the Convention Center has already booked 72 events whose estimated attendance will be 1.7 million, well above the pre-COVID threshold). With six months left in 2022 and 18 months before we close the ledger on 2023, it seems a lead-pipe cinch that Las Vegas’ convention business will return to the glory days of 2019 a year from now.

New West Hall – Las Vegas Convention Center

Item #8: Sea Mountain Vegas Reopens

The long-awaited reopening of lifestyle venue Sea Mountain Inn and Spa of Las Vegas is promised for this week. “DW,” the owner, has been a bit publicity shy this summer. It’s a big project and he’s been working hard to get it ready for his adoring customers. TVO hopes to bring you a tour in the coming days!

Sea Mountain Vegas Resort photo

Waterfall at Sea Mountain One Love Temple Resort

Item #9: TVO Girl of the Day

Kimberlina Cherie at Crazy Horse III IG: #kimberlinacherie

Item #10:  Vegas Weekday Deals

El Infierno Cabaret Deals

Sexy Threesome Thursdays – Buy Two, Get Three

Deja Vu Showgirls Deals
Ken’s promotion is the original “$2 Tuesday” with well and call drinks, plus all domestic and imported beers, just $2 each all night long.  Doors open at 6 pm and the $2 special is good all night (the club closes at 4 am).

Little Darlings Deals
Little Darlings now celebrates “Hookah Tuesday” every week. All hookahs are just $18 all day and all night.

Hustler Club Deals
They also have a “$2 Tuesday” promotion with well and call drinks, plus all domestic and import beer just two bucks each all night long. (Ultra premium liquors excluded.) All food $10.

Booze & Boobs Thursdays …. Open Bar

Scores Deals
Scores has an ‘industry night’ on Tuesdays. Drive yourself, Show your credentials at the door, and receive FREE ENTRY and HALF-OFF on drinks all night long!

Centerfolds Cabaret Deals
This swanky club features a “Tequila Tuesday” special with all Tequila drinks and Tequila shots just $5 all night long. Locals (with NV ID) always get half-price drinks.

Crazy Horse III Deals
CH3 offers “Taco Tuesdays” every week. Freshly-made tacos are just $1 each, with your choice of pork, chicken or carne asada.

Minks Deals
The Henderson club features “Tacos, Tequila & Tatas Tuesdays” promotion means that they’re serving $3 Taco’s, $3 off all Tequila drinks, and a new menu featuring Enchiladas and Fajitas.

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Weekend TVO in Vegas: August 4th-6th

Vegas Strip Clubs this Weekend August 4th-6th

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Sapphire’s

Hot nights … and blazing pool days at Sapphire and Sapphire Pool & Day Club!

Best Pool Party in Las Vegas is at Saphire Pool & Dayclub

Sapphire Pool and Day Club is where you can get hot pool action, beautiful girls and thousands of party people!

Best Pool Party in Vegas is Sapphire’s

Best Topless Party in Las Vegas

When the beat drops, so do the tops!  Gorgeous Jenny Locke is hosting the Friday pool party, with DJ Seven’s tunes. CJ Sparx is back to host Saturday’s pool party with DJ Kittie and DJ Flow. On Sunday it’s DJ Flow again!

 

Sunday at Sapphire – Topless Girls and Bottomless Mimosas and Bloody Mary’s!

If you’re planning to hang out for the afternoon, I suggest you rent a lounge chair. Seating at the bar is limited. The lounge chair rental is only $92 for the day and includes a $75 food and beverage credit. If you’re with a group, check out the pool package deals for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, etc., here. Or call for the free limo transport, more info, or anything else at 702-869-0003.

Voted “Best Pool Party in Las Vegas

Sapphire Pool, voted Best Pool Party Multiple years in a row, is the place to spend this weekend in Las Vegas. The pool is open Friday-Sunday 12-6 p.m. and is located at 3025 Sammy Davis Jr Drive – Las Vegas, NV 89109. Locals receive complimentary admission with Nevada ID; regular admission is $20.

Topless Power Lunches at Sapphire’s Pool & Dayclub

Sapphire’s Sunday Hotel Check-out Deal

A great way to extend your Vegas vacation is to let Sapphire make your final few hours here special. If your flight leaves town later today, Sapphire’s limo will chauffeur you from your hotel to their pool, store your luggage for the day, then give you a free ride to the airport when it’s time for you to catch your flight. No charge. Call Sapphire at 702-869-0003 to set it up.

 

Take a FREE Tesla to Sapphire’s!

 

Sapphire is the Biggest Strip Club in the USA!

Hundreds of beautiful dancers and their Skyboxes are arguably the plushest VIP rooms anywhere.

Call 702-869-0003 for reservations, complimentary limo pickup, more info, etc.  Click here for Sapphire’s website.

Topless, full bar, 21+

Take a VIRTUAL TOUR of Sapphire’s here

 

Click here to link to Sapphires

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Palomino Club — Full Nude Dancers … Full Bar!

  Palomino Club is a nude party in the desert!  They have among the lowest drink prices of all the major Vegas strip clubs — and out-of-staters get the same prices as locals. Palomino is the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and fully nude dancers, both on stage and in the private VIP shows.

Reyna Gets Naked at Palomino Club

That’s why Palomino gets the highest rating in the TVO “Most Erotic Club Poll”

So, if you’re a drinker and you believe dancers should ditch their g-strings when you’re partying, this is the place. We think it’s the best value in the Valley. It’s always a friendly, relaxing, sexy party at Palomino’s.

10% Discount if you pre-pay your reservations! Couples comfortably enjoy the spectacular stage shows and private dances.

You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

 

Click here to link to Palomino deals!

 

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Treasures Weekend Ad

 Treasures Las Vegas – Beautiful Women & The Steakhouse

Treasures is the only gentlemen’s club in Vegas with a gourmet steakhouse. The Steakhouse is open Tuesday to Saturday, 8 pm to midnight. The Steakhouse at Treasures always serves 100% US Prime beef, Australian cold-water lobster tails, fresh seafood and has a well curated wine list. The service and ambience are unmatched! The Steakhouse is the best place to start a memorable evening if you’re a bachelor party, business group or a couple out for a sexy night on the town.

Best of Vegas – The Steakhouse

See the NEW TVO Review of The Steakhouse (click)

Here’s the plan: Meet a few beautiful women in the club. Enjoy their charm and gorgeous bodies. Select your favorites girl (or girls) for an elegant and romantic dinner, and then finish by having her for dessert in the upstairs VIP. Local couples enjoy the luxurious decor, fine food and remarkable service. Make The Steakhouse part of your trip to Las Vegas.

SEE A SEXY STRIP CLUB VIDEO HERE

 

 

Does your restaurant crowd look like this? Eat here!

The Steakhouse has dinner companions for you!

Treasures will provide complimentary limo service and free admission if you simply call and ask.

The club stays open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights when they stay open till 7 am. Check out their package deals here.  Or call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

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Little Darlings

 Little Darlings features French Maid Sundays!

This weekend see adult stars  Hayla Faye and Janine Jericho for two shows on August 5th and August 6th!

Little D’s features fully nude dancers and you only have to be 18+ to gain entry. Because there’s no alcohol served, the dancers also have to be 18+.

The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Hookah packages are available.

Explore their wild drink menu … ask for the “Blue Balls”

Nude, no alcohol, 18+

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

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Hustler Club

Every Thursday, Friday and Saturday night, starting at 9:30 pm, Hustler Club features Jennifer Romas’ sizzling new show Exxcite, on the main stage. Her shows are amazing. TVO is looking forward to seeing it and sharing our reaction.

This weekend Las Vegas favorite Jaime Lynch!

Also on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, from 11 pm to 2 am, DJ Cammi will be spinning live electro house beats.

Rooftop parties starting at 2:30am on Friday and Saturdays. Enjoy magician Rodney Reyes

Porn Star Brunch 9am to 12:30pm (check with the club)  24/7 Kitchen.

Check out Hustler’s party package deals here, or call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131.

Topless, full bar, 21+

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

 

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Peppermint Hippo Las Vegas – Open 24 Hours

 

The Peppermint Hippo  AFTERHOURS parties on Friday and Saturday ‘Nights.’ Starting at 3am featured Top DJ every weekend.

Open 24 hours/ 7 days a week   … This clubs rocks until the sun comes up; and never stops. Check out their luxurious OG Room speakeasy. Great drinks in a premium lounge … hidden behind their glass liquor “case.” A must see!

ToplessVegasOnline.com loves the Hippo’s Day Shift specials … rock the days at Peppermint Hippo! Especially if Rocket, Nicole or Emily are tending bar.

Great drink specials all night and all morning! $200 Bottle service after 3am at the Afterhours Party. VIP Packages with transportation start at $40. See their VIP deals here

Call (702) 473-9977.   For the Peppermint Hippo click here.

21+ Full Bar

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

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Crazy Horse III – Open 24 Hours

 

Crazy Horse III is committed to sports viewing on all of their TVs. The club with more than 50 HD screens is has early openings for full enjoyment of MLB, NASCAR racing, boxing, UFC and more!

See CH3’s package deals here or call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info.

Watch a very sexy Crazy Horse 3 video here.

Crazy Horse III is the only strip club in Vegas that accepts Bitcoin for all goods and services, including VIP packages and even lap dances. Plus, if you purchase a VIP package online, you’ll get up to a 30% discount.

ToplessVegasOnline.com loves the Crazy Horse III cheese pizza and street tacos. Share it with your favorite dancer!

Topless, full bar, 21+

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

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Centerfolds Cabaret

Centerfolds Cabaret features Touch of Burlesque Friday and Saturday at 11 pm.  (Shows are all week) Hookah also available all night long.

Locals get half priced drinks always!

Dionne and Deana are two of the best bartenders in Las Vegas!

See the TVO REVIEW of a Touch of Burlesque. 

The show is a great date night!

Call Centerfolds Cabaret at (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, more info, etc.

Topless, full bar, 21+ 

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

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Scores Las Vegas

 Scores is offering FREE CIGARS with Scotch, whisky and Cognac bottle packages!

 

Scores recently expanded … check out the new 2-story pole dancing! Scores is open from 8 pm – 7 am daily.

See “Dangerous” at Scores

The boss, Leo, is turning this club into a real contender in the Vegas strip club scene. Hookah available.

TVO loved Scores outdoor patio with a spectacular view of the “Strip”!

Too many new and exciting shows to detail. Check out the latest…

 

Watch this sexy SCORES video

 

For free limo ride and free admission, call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

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Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

♦  Spearmint Rhino has been playing on a different level since 1999, is featuring a weekend Happy Hour [After Pool Specials] Thursday to Sunday from 2pm – 8pm.

One of Las Vegas’ most opulent clubs, Spearmint Rhino doesn’t change their weekly deals … but they sure produce hot Pictures to use!

This weekend Spearmint Rhino is sticking to a fundamental strategy … good drinks and a ‘shit-ton of pretty girls.’ See how that works out for you.

 

Watch a brief video of their beautiful dancers here.  You won’t get this tune out of your head!

Watch this sexy Spearmint Rhino video!

For reservations, complimentary limo transport or more info, call (702) 796-3600.

Topless, full bar, 21+

 

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

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Deja Vu Drink & Bottle Specials!

♦ Weekend at Deja Vu is full of sizzling girls and great bottle deals.

Every Sunday Deja Vu Showgirls features   select bottles for just $99.

Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am.

Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo.

 

Topless, full bar, 21+

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

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El Infierno Cabaret Las Vegas – Latin-inspired erotic nightlife

♦  EInfierno Cabaret, Las Vegas’ newest Latin-inspired erotic nightlife destination.

Friday Night … DJ Shark  @djsharksencillaconexion

New …. 2 for 1 beer during televised soccer matches!

EInfierno Cabaret, translated to hell in Spanish. It’s a multi-tiered entertainment facility located on the corner of Arville St. and Tropicana Ave. The club features an impressive lineup of local DJ’s spinning a variety of music nightly including salsa, cumbia, reggaeton, hip-hop and bachata.

Toxic Reggaeton is red hot. Experience it at El Infierno!

Call (702)330-0640

Topless, full bar,21+

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

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Floyd Mayweathers’s Girl Collection

This is a great weekend to check out Floyd Mayweather’s new Girl CollectionGirl Collection open on weekends. Best hip-hop DJ’s in Las Vegas. Valet parking is $40 with a $50 admission charge.

Blac Chyna in Lingerie

Blac Chyna

All of the dancers here have been hand-picked by Floyd himself, who likes beautiful women with lots of curves. Floyd’s place is the wildest hip-hop party in town. Private-room dances start at $150 for 10 minutes—a deal for a club of this caliber.

Ladies welcome, with or without a male companion. Great food menu if you’re hungry.

Call for reservations and more info at 702-410-9999 or 1- (844) 447-5758.

Topless, full bar, 21+

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

 

 

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Minks in Henderson

♦  Every Thursday night, Minks features “Beat the Clock Thursday” which means that all drinks & drafts from 8-9 pm are just $1; 9-10 pm $2; 10-11 pm $3; and 11-12 pm $4. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Hookah lounge. The only club in Las Vegas with a pool table!

Free Admission for Las Vegas locals.

Free limo available if you purchase bottle service.

Monday Special!  Great deal on a VIP dance…

Topless, full bar, 21+

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2 for 1 IPA’s on Sundays at Minks!

 

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Sophia’s

 Sophia’s, with a new and improved late night food menu and local discounts.

Sophia’s has some of the best VIP rooms and packages in town.

Among the Best VIP Parties in Vegas

Sophia’s is open 7 nights a week with a very upscale experience.

Read TVO’s story about Sophia’s House Mother.

Find out why some of the best dancers in town call Sophia’s home!

Music by DJ Needles.

Hookah and limo rides are available.

Opens at 8pm.

Call them for a Free Limo ride to the club at 702-982-6777.

Topless, full bar, 21+

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

 

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The Library Club

♦  The Library is open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.”  The club has given up their liquor license and gone full nude.

The Library Club features Hookah that is 100% digital! No smoke, no nicotine … just flavor.

The Library is a totally nude, no alcohol club.

Patrons and dancers can be between ages 18-21.

18+

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

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Other Vegas Strip Clubs

♦  Diamond Cabaret Diamond Cabaret Call (702)463.4127 for more info. 18+ No alcohol.

 Talk of the Town. The club is open every day from 4 pm till 2 am. Call the club at (702) 385-1800 for more info. Don’t bother asking for a free limo ride, as this place has no limos. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Play It Again Sam’s (Video Poker), Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum (Video Poker) are all open and are local favorites!

Click here to link to the Palomino Club

 

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Bachelor Party Guide – Las Vegas 2022

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The TVO Bachelor Party Planning Guide – part 2

In Part 1 of this series TVO shared the results of a third-party survey on the Top 10 cities in North America for bachelor parties. To no one’s surprise, Las Vegas, Nevada earned the top spot on the list. The number two city surprised me, Montreal .. followed by a set of unsurprising places like Miami, New York, New Orleans, etc. To see the full list, as well as the article click here for The Best Cities for a Bachelor Party. Survey Says…

Part 2 is a definitive guide to partying at the strip clubs of the champion, Las Vegas!

A well-rounded bachelor party weekend consists of a variety of activities. There are pool parties, recreation, imbibing booze, cannabis … even filling your belly with some decent food. This guide is not about those choices. I started down that road and immediately went to Google for a list of ideas. I expected golf courses, gun ranges, sports car rentals and off-road excursions.

Oddly, the first option that was presented to me, as a potential best-man doing the planning was a balloon ride over the Nevada desert! That seems like a great choice if the groomsmen are as gay as a May Pole; but WTF? I’m not (not that there is anything wrong with that). But what are they thinking? Follow up the special flight with a round of Cosmos at the Vanderpump Cocktail Garden? Tickets to Barry Manilow at the Westgate?

 

Maybe I’m too old to be a planner for today’s generation. I’ll stick to what I know well … Vegas strip clubs. This guide is for the guys that are more interested in balloons like these…

So here goes. I realize there is a range of party sizes, spending budgets, tastes and tolerances. To keep it simple I’ll present what every club I follow puts forward as their basic offering for to partiers. I tried to make it comparable by showing a “2 Bottle Party.”  Most, but not all, include transportation, VIP seating, expedited and free admission. Some offer extras, a few are under 21 non-alcohol spots so “2 Bottles” is meaningless in those cases.

Centerfolds

This club on Paradise Rd, near the airport, is a safe choice. The girls are hot, there’s hookah and a full bar. The 2-bottle package below includes transportation, admission, mixers and is priced in the sweet spot of the other clubs that are set up to host parties. You could do worse than Centerfolds …

 

More info about Centerfolds (click here)

Chicas Bonitas

So this place in North Las Vegas doesn’t have a website that give party information. It’s walking distance to Palomino’s. It’s tiny, lively, and has all of the security of a bordertown bar. If you want to test a Tijuana strip club excursion without your passport …this might be the way to do that. I’d only consider it if your want to pre-game party for Palomino’s. This picture was on their website … Good luck amigo!

 

More info about Chicas Bonitas (click here)

Club Platinum

Club Platinum didn’t offer specific party options. It’s not their sweet spot. Bless their heart, they were featured on Bar Rescue a few seasons ago. The staff is friendly and they are walking distance from the mid strip. They have video poker. I’d only recommend them as a pre-game party launch pad.

Yes… that is Jon Taffer!

More info on Club Platinum (click here)

Crazy Horse 3

Now we’re talking party headquarters! Crazy Horse 3 is a massive, active, safe and fun club. Plenty of beautiful dancers, sports viewing, a good kitchen, 24/7 …. Crazy Horse 3 is a top choice.

 

More info about Crazy Horse 3 (click here)

DejaVu

DejaVu is a solid choice in the middle of the pack. Terrific location, high mileage dances (See definition), good drink and bottle specials.

 

More info about DejaVu (click here)

 

Click here to link to the Palomino Club

Diamond Cabaret

My mother told me: “If you have nothing good to say about a club, don’t say anything.” I actually can say something good about this non-alcohol place for the 18+ age group. Here’s what I can say … if you need to get the groom to be ‘hooked up’ …. this could be your place (wink).

The groomsmen can cool their heels downstairs with hookah and $10 sodas.

They didn’t have a website; however some generous party promoter posted this alcohol-free package. The right is what passes for club marketing from the old club management.

 

More info about Diamond Cabaret (click here)

El Infierno Cabaret

The new Latin club in Las Vegas. High energy, good prices, Reggaeton and Banda music.

 

More info about El Infierno Cabaret (click here)

Girl Collection

The Money Team’s weekend headquarters. They don’t have VIP packages, but they do have VIP rooms that make for outrageous parties if you have a big group. Their bottle prices are pretty steep, but their food menu is outstanding.

Here’s a unique story from the annals of ToplessVegasOnline history. In 2017 the club was still under construction. TVO founder and strip club savant Arnold Snyder decided to duck into the unopened club through an open door in the back. He was innocently checking out a new club in town.

Out of the shadows came a small man in a hoody. The man yelled, “What the hell are you doing?”

Arnold, clutched his heart, steeled his spine, whirled around … and saw boxing legend Floyd Mayweather starring him down in the dark, empty nightclub.

Arnold explained TVO. The champ listened…. and was intrigued. He ended up committing to a marketing package on the spot. The stipulation was … “It’s gotta be cash.” Once the deal got into the hands of one of the champs minions, it fell apart. Can’t make this up friends.

Legend is that Floyd still hires every single dancer himself.

 

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Hustler Club

Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club is another top choice for a full night of strip club fun. The package below seems high but it includes $200 of dance dollars, and a bottle of champagne on top of the 2 Bottles of liquor. Hustler has all of the bells and whistles, several levels of fun, an outdoor patio for late night partying, other entertainment options like Jennifer Romas’ new show, Exxcite.

 

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The Library Club

The Library Club is a fully nude, no alcohol club. It is 18+ age for both customers and dancers. I got a kick out of their website notice announcing Bottle Service not available in the Las Vegas Location. Why show beautiful bottles of booze in that announcement? Not my type of club … too many under 21 guys, too little old Bourbon for me!

 

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Little Darlings

LitttleDarlings is a fully nude, no alcohol club. It is 18+ age for both customers and dancers. It’s not my type of club … too many under 21 guys, too little old Scotch for me!

 

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Minks

Minks is a club in Henderson. Great deals for locals. They don’t show any bachelor party packages on their website … however, if you have no friends that do feature this private experience! Seriously, Minks has terrific dancers, good prices, billiards and good music. Some guys and gals can make a party with that.

 

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Palomino

Palomino’s is a top choice! Relaxed atmosphere, hundreds of beautiful dancers, fully nude stage shows that could be the best in town, and great deals on VIP private dances. This combination package of booze and beers goes a long way. It’s hard to get a table on the weekends in Palomino so this is a really strong deal. Additionally, if you book in advance online they give you a 10% discount!

 

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Peppermint Hippo

Peppermint Hippo is directly on the strip and the party goes well into the morning. There’s nothing in town to compare with the sound of the crowing cock in the neighborhood behind the club when the sun is coming up. That’s an iconic Vegas moment for guys in the know! They have hundreds of dancers, great hosts and staff, and they bring in the best DJ’s on Fridays and Saturdays. Word is a kitchen is coming soon to Peppermint Hippo!

 

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Play It Again Sam’s

We realize not every wedding party has a royal flush type budget. Hundred-dollar bills don’t grow on trees in every back yard. Play It Again Sam’s on the near west side, in Chinatown checks several boxes. It has gaming …one of only two in Vegas that has video poker and other games at the bar. It is a relative bargain, as the beer prices below indicate. The dancers are willing to learn English, and teach you about Thailand, Russia, Belarus, Italy or whatever land they have come to America from. Finally, the VIP prices are low and negotiable.

Play It Again Sam’s is a place to land, or a place to pregame from in style.

 

 

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Sapphire’s

Another one of the best clubs in Las Vegas. The largest strip club in the world is known for big tits, beautiful girls, high mileage (see definition) and raucous parties. One giant difference maker is Sapphire’s Pool & Day Club. Their cabanas fill up in the summer with bachelor parties from all over the world. Friday, Saturday and Sunday is when you can start day drinking in a luxury topless pool … then move the party indoors after some great drink and food.

Sapphire’s is not inexpensive for the solo partier, but they create great values for parties of 5 or more. Check out a video of the club!

 

Sapphire’s website  (click here)

 

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Scores

Scores is a mid-sized club with big ambitions. They’ve recently remodeled and added an outdoor patio for cigar smoking, hookah and thrilling views of the strip. The entertainment is top notch, as is the service.

 

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Sophia’s Gentlemens Club

This is a premium club close to the central Strip near Aria, Cosmopolitan and Vdara. Sophia’s has a high value VIP program featuring luxury suites. They have a full kitchen and very competitive party pricing. The dancers are high mileage in an opulent setting.

 

 

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Spearmint Rhino

Another one of the mega clubs that make Las Vegas the #1 Bachelor Party City. Spearmint Rhino is a luxury club with prices to reflect the trappings, including some of the best-looking dancers in town.

 

More info about Spearmint Rhino (click here)

Question for the Groom to Be: Do you want to fund this man’s lifestyle?

 

Talk of the Town

Talk of the Town is another club without a web site or findable packages for Bachelor Parties. The simple story of this place is …. No Booze, Fully Nude, $10 Dances, Fun Girls …. across the strip from Peppermint Hippo. If your Best Man takes you here… reconsider your friendship, or at least learn something about that dude!

 

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Treasures

Last, but certainly not the least… Treasures is a top choice with a big difference!

The Steakhouse at Treasures (review of The Steakhouse) is one of the best restaurants in Las Vegas. It’s the perfect way to start on evening without herding the cats onto a bus to another club. Meet the dancers while you enjoy dinner. Here you can make a party of the meal and get things rolling in style. Treasures has both Dinner Packages and VIP packages.

The highest mileage dances in Las Vegas are in the most luxurious settings. If you are one of those new age parties with male and female participants… this is a top choice because Treasures is very female friendly.

See a video of Treasures

 

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Party Concierge Services in Las Vegas

If you are too busy to put a night of debauchery together by yourself, there are dozens of concierge services, escort services, party promotors and other aggregators who will do it for a cut of your budget, and a commission from the clubs. TVO is not recommending anyone to you …. however here are a few of the packages and itineraries available in Las Vegas.

 

… And, if you must bed down a paid partner as part of the party experience; please opt for the short trip out to one of the legal brothels like The Chicken Ranch, Alien Cathouse or Sherri’s Ranch. If you take the chance on a local escort in your hotel room. it might not end up well.

 

Have fun in Las Vegas.

Be a generous tipper, don’t pee in public, don’t break our laws, … and come back soon!

TVO would love to hear your best bachelor party stories … and help you with the next big weekend.

 

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