A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Tour of Palomino Club

Palomino Club (club review / club website) has a new video and I found myself watching it over and over about 12 times last night (it’s the dancer’s final wiggle that got me).  I thought you might enjoy it:

The girls in the video are all real Palomino dancers that you can find at the club. You’ll recognize Renee, Riley, Scarlett, Bethany and LaDonna from our Dancers of the Month galleries.  

Palomino is a nude club with the hottest stage show in Vegas and nude private shows starting at three songs for $100.  It’s the only nude club in town with a full bar.  Drink prices are a deal at $6 drafts and $8 domestics and wells, and that’s for locals and out-of-towners alike.

Check the club website or call 702.327.7258 for package deals that include free limo transport, free admission, a free line pass, and a reserved VIP table for the night.  (A reserved table has real value, as the club gets packed at peak hours.)  Or check our club review for our tips on how best to enjoy this club.  130+ dancers at peak hours.  Age 21+

 

Coming Soon: Jade from Deja Vu — Our May Dancer of the Month

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer JadeComing next Monday, May 1:   TVO’s May Dancer of the Month, Jade from Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website).

Jade comes to Vegas from Seattle, though she gets her exotic beauty from her Puerto Rican/ Hawaiian/ Filipino/ Vietnamese heritage.  She’s a terrific pole dancer, a charming flirt, and a self-described bookworm.  Be prepared to fall in love. 

Deja Vu Showgirls has an open bar for domestics and wells seven days a week from 6 pm till 10 pm for locals and tourists alike. Private bedroom dances start at $150 for 15 minutes, or about what most clubs charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP.

Cover charge is $45 if you arrive by cab (or Uber or Lyft or a casino’s house limo), but free if you arrive by the club’s free limo, and you get a free drink as well for when the open bar is over.

Call 702-308-4605 to reserve your free ride, or text SGLV to 702-767-8118.

Photo by Hew Burney.

BBW Fans: Little Darlings to Host a BIG Darlings Contest This Friday Night

If you count yourself among the men in this world who like BIG beautiful women, Little Darlings (club review / club website) will be having a BBW Contest this Friday night, April 28.

If you haven’t seen one of Little Darlings’ BBW contests, be warned, these will be really big BBWs. The contestants won’t be thick.  They won’t be chunky.  They won’t be girls with big booties and boob jobs. No, these will be pretty but huge women you could get lost in if you fall between the folds.

If you’re a man who’s attracted to BBWs, this will be your ultimate strip show. You can find hundreds of websites dedicated to BBWs, but we rarely get to see women this big with their clothes off, performing live on stage—dancing, teasing, having fun and getting down to nothing but their birthday suits.  

If you’re not a BBW fan, the show is still a lot of fun. There’s a comedy aspect to seeing women who rarely flaunt themselves as sexpots flaunting themselves shamelessly naked.   Read more…

Porn Stars Christiana Cinn and Vicki Chase on Stage, in the VIP Room, and in the Pool at Sapphire This Weekend

Christiana Cinn

Christiana Cinn will be at Sapphire This Weekend

Sapphire (club review/club website) continues to bring top porn stars from video screens into our laps. Once more this weekend, you can see them on stage, party with them in the club at their private tables, get a 1-on-1 private show, and even splash around with them in the Sapphire topless pool (pool review/pool website).

On Friday night, April 28, Christiana Cinn will be getting down and dirty on stage, then coming down into the crowd to find guys who like dirty girls up close and personal. Then, on Saturday afternoon, she’ll be strutting her stuff around Sapphire’s topless pool from noon to 6 pm, trying to find more guys that want to do dirty stuff with her in private. 

You may remember Christiana for her performance in the mainstream comedy, All American Bikini Car Wash. If you’re a porn fan, you more likely remember her performance in Let’s Bang the Babysitter 3. 
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