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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Porn Statistics Reveal Sexual Fantasies Around the World

The Pornhub Database

Hentai Image

Japanese Hentai is the Most Popular Porn in Asia
Among Both Men and Women

Every once in a while on this site we like to do a public service post. I was recently surfing around the web researching sexual fantasies of different cultures, when I happened to stumble upon one of the great educational resources of the world – the Pornhub Insights blog.

The blog is a series of articles on data gleaned from Pornhub’s massive database of user statistics.

Pornhub is the largest pornography site on the Internet. Online since 2007, Pornhub has offices and servers in Montreal, San Francisco, Houston, New Orleans and London.

Pornhub is currently averaging 78.9 billion video views per year. That comes from an average 60+ million daily visits to Pornhub, or more than 2 million visits per hour, 24/7/365.

Pornhub demographics data show that its users’  average age is 35.3, with 76% of viewers male and 24% female. These numbers vary by country, but surprisingly little.

Here are some of the interesting findings Pornhub has reported in the last year.

Top Porn Search Terms

In the United States, the top search term (for both men and women) – ranked number one in more states than any other search term – has been “lesbian.”  In fact, “lesbian” is in the top three search terms in more countries than any other search term – by far.

The second most popular search term in the U.S., for some reason, has been “step sister,” followed by “step mom.”  (Apparently, not all blended families are like the Brady Bunch.)

And like “lesbian,” search terms involving older women and/or siblings have become common around the world.

Countries where one or more of the terms “step mom,” “MILF,” “wife,” “mature,” “mom” (or similar terms) are among the top three search terms are: USA, UK, Germany, India, Ireland, and Norway.

What Women Around the World Search for in Porn

Throughout North and South America, plus most of Europe and Australia, women most commonly search using the term “lesbian.”

In Russia, however, women most commonly search for “anal” porn.

In Africa, women search for “ebony” porn.

And, in much of Asia, “hentai” porn is the most common search term for women. Hentai is hardcore animated Japanese porn, popular with both men and women throughout much of Asia, commonly featuring wide-eyed “schoolgirls” with huge breasts (see the hentai image at the upper right of this post).

Unusual Sexual Fantasies by Country

In both the UK and Rwanda, the second most common porn search term is “squirt.” In the Netherlands, the fourth most common search term is “fart.” (And Netherlands is the only country where fart porn ranks high.)

In Nova Scotia, the most common porn search term is “face-sitting.” In the Yukon, it’s “tickling.” In Brazil,” shemale” is high on the list of search terms at #5.

Unusual Sexual Fantasies by State

Even in the USA, there are some oddities. In Alaska, Nebraska, Arkansas, Tennessee, and Vermont – states with pretty much nothing else in common – the most common porn search term is “cartoon.” Apparently, people in these states are sexually akin to Japanese and Chinese hentai fans.  In Alaska, more understandably, one of the most common search terms is “Eskimo.”

Last week, in my post Utah Governor Declares Porn a Public Health Crisis – While Utah Residents Gobble It Up, I provided some data that showed Utah residents at the top of the list for porn use. But Pornhub’s data on Utah does not agree. In fact, the top porn users in the U.S. according to Pornhub are in Washington, DC.

In any case, one of the most common porn search terms in Utah is “cosplay,” which means “costume play,” or dressing up for sex.  And the type of costumed sex porn most popular in Utah involves what Mormons call their “temple garments” (commonly referred to by outsiders as “magic underwear.”)  The sites MormonGirlz.com and MormonBoyz.com (gay) provide ritualistic hardcore sex fantasies involving Mormons or ex-Mormons wearing these types of garments.

All porn on Pornhub is free, but click on advertisements at your own risk.  There have been reports in recent years of malware on some of the ads.
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Porn Superstars Tasha Reign and Tori Black Get Down and Dirty at Sapphire This Weekend

Tasha Reign

Tasha Reign

If you’re planning to be in Vegas this coming weekend (May 6 – 8), don’t miss adult film actresses Tasha Reign and Tori Black, both also former Penthouse Pets of the Month, performing and partying into the wee hours at Sapphire (club review / club website).

Tasha Reign will be the feature performer on Friday night, which means she’ll be driving you crazy on stage, then making herself available for private one-on-one VIP shows.

Tasha has appeared in hundreds of films, including the widely-acclaimed Slumber Party Cupcake Sluts, as well the intergalactic blockbuster, Strippers from Another World.

Tori Black

Tori Black

Tori Black will be the featured performer on Saturday night, both on stage and in your lap (should you desire). Tori was memorable in Big Night Sticks, Little White Chicks, displayed her athletic prowess in Legs Up Hose Down, then proved she’s not above a little messy fun in Pretty Sloppy 2.

Packages start at $135 to join Tasha or Tori at their private VIP table (open bar included) and $1600 for a full steak-and-lobster dinner date and Skybox private show (reserve online here). Packages include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, and free admission. For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

In addition to their appearances in the club on Friday and Saturday nights, both performers will be hanging around the Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review /pool website) on Saturday (Tasha) and Sunday (Tori). This is the topless pool where the Sapphire dancers work on their tans and are available for private dances. Best pool party in Vegas, and the only pool party where you can say to any of the girls with pink wristbands, “Hey, baby, how about you and me in the VIP?” It’s like a strip club in the sunshine.

The Sapphire pool is now open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, noon to 6 pm.  For more information, see How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.

Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.  Pool packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.
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This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, April 29

Palomino Club – Where the Dancers Get Naked and the Drinks Keep Coming

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Riley – Palomino Club
Photo by Miles Long

Guy at casino bar: “I’m going to Palomino tonight.”

Other guy: “Palomino, Palomino, Palomino – there are so many strip clubs in Vegas. Which one is Palomino?”

First guy: “That’s the one where the stage dancers take it all off – even their g-strings. And upstairs, they’ve got a VIP room where you can take the dancers for a private show and get a little personal attention. They take off their g-strings in there too. It’s the club that’s like a drinking party with a lot of pussy to look at.”

Other guy: “Oh . . . Palomino . . . I thought that club was an urban myth.”

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and fully nude dancers. With $6 drafts and $8 domestics and wells, you won’t find better drink prices in a major Vegas strip club, especially for Vegas visitors who are often charged more than locals for drinks in the other strip clubs.

Palomino has the steamiest stage show in Vegas, with dancers that are pushing the limits of what’s allowed, even in Vegas. These shows are way beyond what you can see in any casino topless show. Check out Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show and Bethany on the Pole at Palomino Club.

The dancers are very couples friendly. Bring your wife or girlfriend. You’re in Vegas. Life’s an adventure. You ain’t seen nothing yet.

The upstairs VIP room has all private curtained booths, so you’re alone with the dancer. Many of the dancers like entertaining couples in private also. Plus, there’s no extra bar tab in the VIP. If you get a $100 VIP dance, you don’t get hit with an extra fee for drinks. Go to this club once and you’ll know why it’s a locals’ favorite.

On a Friday night, you’ll find 70 – 80 dancers who look so good naked you’ll never want to leave the club, which, fortunately stays open till 7 am on the weekends.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front. Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.

Sapphire – Las Vegas’ Famous Lap Dance Orgy

Sapphire Las Vegas Dancer

Addison is a Sapphire Gem

If I were asked to describe Sapphire (club review / club website) in one word, I would have to say . . . tits.

I realize there are a lot of outstanding features to Sapphire, it being the World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club. The plush Skyboxes upstairs – where you can take any of the dancers for a private show – are like miniature bachelor pads with adjustable lighting and music volume controls.

Sapphire’s the only club in Vegas (or anywhere?) with a karaoke VIP room, and a standup comedy night, and huge parties for all the major sports events, a fantastic Mexican restaurant, and even a topless pool out back.

But to describe the club in one word, I still have to say . . . tits.

No feature of Sapphire, elegant as the club is, sticks in my mind when I picture myself there as much as the gorgeous breasts on the 400 lap dancers who are there solely for the purpose of turning my night into a tit storm. What is it about tits?  Personally, I can’t get enough of them. If you’re into tits, get into Sapphire.

As icing on the cake, tonight (Friday, April 28), Sapphire will be featuring porn star Bridgette B–both on stage and available for private VIP dances. Bridgette shined in the heartwarming romance Butthole Barrio Bitches. You may also remember her award-winning portrayal of a lonely girl in need of a friend in Giant Juicy Juggs 5.

Packages start at $135 to join Bridgette at her private VIP table (open bar included) and $1600 for a full steak-and-lobster dinner date and Skybox private show with her (reserve online here). Packages include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, and free admission. For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

A Skybox package with Bridgette includes not only the free limo transport to Sapphire, the line pass, and free admission, but also a private steak and lobster dinner date with the star, which includes a $500 champagne credit, strawberries and whipped cream, and an hour alone with Bridgette in the Skybox for $1600.00.

If you’re coming mainly for the lap dance scene, the VIP65 package or packages for couples/groups (available online) get you a reserved table, the royalty treatment, and extra bang for your buck (see my $ analysis in the club review–link above), all expenses considered.  Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. 

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

At the Sapphire Pool

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See the Pink Wristband?
That Means She is a Sapphire Dancer.

The Sapphire pool (pool review /pool website) is now open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, noon to 6 pm. This is the topless pool where the Sapphire dancers work on their tans and are available for private dances. Best pool party in Vegas. The only pool party where you can say to any of the girls with pink wristbands (see pic at right), “Hey, baby, how about you and me in the VIP?” It’s like a strip club in the sunshine.

For more information, see How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.)

Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.  Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.

Saturday, April 30

Sapphire – Back in Lap Dance Heaven with Richelle Ryan

On Saturday night, a different porn star, Richelle Ryan, will be performing on stage at Sapphire (club review / club website) and looking for guys to have fun with in the VIP or Skyboxes. You may know Richelle as the star of the tender love story Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 9, as well as the Cannes Film Festival blockbuster – based on the true story about a man who meets Richelle on a porn film set – There Will Be Cum.

You can reserve a seat at Richelle’s VIP table with a two-hour open bar for $135 or set up a private steak and lobster dinner date with her online here.

With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table–a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you can’t find a place to sit down.

If you’re alone, the VIP65 package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck, all expenses considered.  Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. 

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

Sapphire Comedy Hour

To say nothing of the Sapphire Comedy Hour that showcases up-and-coming stand-up comics every Saturday night at 8 pm. Your $20 entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over. You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 -9:30 pm.

Top working comics (tonight Lance Montalto) that change weekly plus a classy burlesque dancer (Buttercup Delight tonight!) and a fine magician (Mon Dre, who is suave and reminiscent of the young Lance Burton) make this a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club. Hosted by Donnie Johnson, expect a lot of risqué humor and off-the-wall banter from the comics as they often use this venue to try out new material, especially over-the-edge stuff.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–great food) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo–the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

At the Sapphire Pool

On Saturday (noon to 6 pm), Bridgette B (who was the feature performer in the club on Friday night) will continue partying at the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website) on Saturday afternoon. Same deal as before – hot topless babes in the sunshine, playing tittie ball in the water, getting into spur-of-the-moment squirt gun fights, and if a girl is wearing a pink wristband, she’s available for private dances in the VIP. An only-in-Vegas pool party. Sapphire provides an abundance of beach balls, sunglasses, and squirt guns at no extra charge.

Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.

Burlesque at the Boom-Boom Room

Boobdini (Lily VonSchtupp) emcees tonight with stage kitten Bunny Harlow. Performances by Buttercup Delight, Kerri ‘N Fuego, Suzil Von, Blue Ruin, Panama Red, Little Miss Sideshow, and three members of L.A.’s Victory Variety Hour.

The Boom-Boom Room is located in Boomer’s Bar, 3200 W Sirius Ave, Las Vegas. GA $15, VIP (front row) $22, Doors 8:30, show 9 pm, full bar 21+

After Hours at Crazy Horse III

Starting at 3 am tonight (Saturday), it’s DJ Alie Layus at Crazy Horse III. The $50 package deal gets you transportation to the club, free entry, and a $60 beverage voucher.

Sunday, May 1

Sapphire Pool & Day Club

Richelle Ryan, the featured porn star in the club Saturday night, will be partying some more at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club (pool review /pool website) today, Sunday. See Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire and How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style. This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers sunbathe and the ones wearing the pink wristbands are available for VIP dances through a secret back entrance to the club.

On Sundays, the Sapphire Pool has a special deal for Vegas visitors who are flying out on Sunday evening. Sapphire will pick you up at your hotel in their limo, transport you and your luggage to the pool, store your luggage while you party at the pool, then give you a ride to the airport later that afternoon in time for your flight.

No charge for this service (but be a sport and tip the limo drivers). Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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Utah Governor Declares Porn a Public Health Crisis – While Utah Residents Gobble It Up

According to USA Today, Utah Governor Gary Herbert has signed a resolution declaring pornography a “public health crisis.” The resolution was introduced by Republican state Senator Todd Weiler to confront the “pornography epidemic” in the state.

No state funds have been allotted to actually do anything about the newly-recognized health hazard, possibly due to the fact that there would be a public uproar if the new state budget allotted a few hundred grand to battle porn. Utah folk really do use more porn than anyone else in the U.S.

According to a study published in the Journal of Economic Perspectives that looked at the demographics of pornography use, Utah is at the top of the list when it comes to the percentage of the population that has a subscription to a popular online porn site.

One intriguing explanation is that the study also found that porn is used more by people who agree with the statements: “Prayer is an important part of my daily life,” and “I have old-fashioned values about family and marriage.” (Yes, people who say they agree with those statements are more likely to subscribe to online porn than those who do not agree.)

My suggestion to Governor Herbert is that porn keeps men with their families and he should stop worrying about it.
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