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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Vegas Strip Club MNF Parties 2019 (plus Sunday and Thursday Night Parties)

Treasures’ Free Tailgate-Style Buffet and Happy Hour Drink Prices

Treasures is again offering one of the best Monday Night Football deals in town. Entry is free, provided you don’t arrive via cab or rideshare. Happy hour pricing on drinks means from 4 to 7 pm, domestic beers are $2; wells and imports are $3; call drinks are $4; and premium liquors are $5.

Then, from 7 to 8 pm, all drinks are sold at half-price. You won’t find premium liquors at happy hour prices like these at any other MNF parties I know of.

Treasures also provides a free all-you-can-eat buffet for its MNF parties. Their tailgate-style buffet includes hot dogs, pizza, and soft pretzels.

Treasures will also be screening all Thursday and Sunday night NFL games this year, with their generous happy hour drink prices.  If you’re planning to stay after the game, check out the drink deals in Treasures’ packages online here.  Note: Treasures limos do not start running until 7 pm.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire’s Buffet, Open Bar and Halftime $1 Lap Dances

Sapphire Las Vegas Super Bowl PartySapphire’s Monday Night Football parties have become the most popular in Las Vegas because of their wild halftime dollar lap dances. Imagine 100+ stacked 9s and 10s breaking over the crowd like a titty tsunami and you’ll have the idea. These are actual true in-your-face, in-your-hands, in-your-lap topless lap dances lasting 30 seconds each for $1.  Then every girl moves on to the next lap.  Bring plenty of $1 bills and sample every girl in the house.

Sapphire has a $20 package for the 300-seat Showroom, which features the three largest HD screens in Vegas plus surround sound and wraparound monitors. The package includes a tailgate-style buffet. This is a great deal.

Sapphire’s Season Pass for Monday and Thursday Night Games Plus Super Bowl

Sapphire also offers a $200 Season Pass that will get you into the Kickoff double header plus all regular season Monday and Thursday night games, with two free drinks per game, plus free general admission to the club’s Super Bowl party in February. This is a great deal as the main room Super Bowl party alone is $75.  If you’re a local or regular visitor to Vegas, you can’t afford not to get this package!  To reserve the Season Pass, book online here or call 702-869-0003.

You can check out Sapphire’s other NFL packages, including bottle packages, open bar packages, and Super Bowl packages (available later this season), online here. Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino Club’s Sunday Night Football Parties with Free Food, Drink Specials and Fully-Nude Girls

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Love Dances at Palomino Club

Palomino Club will be hosting Sunday Night Football parties this year. The first one is on Sunday, September 8, between the Steelers and Patriots. Game time is 5:20 pm. The club opens at 4 pm.

There will be free food and drink specials during the games. For the first few weeks, the free food will be fresh-grilled taco-truck tacos, grilled on the spot and always first-rate. Later they will alternate fresh tacos with catered Hawaiian food, including meatballs in gravy, fried saimin noodles, garlic fried chicken, teriyaki chicken and Kalbi ribs.  I tried it last year —  yum!

KOMP ROCK Radio 92.3 will be there every Sunday doing live remotes & giveaways. Absolut and Jameson will be sponsoring the parties, so watch for 2-for-1 shots and other specials. Among the giveaways will be pairs of Golden Knights tickets and a “King of Clubs” package (which is a 15-guest party package).

Palomino is the only nude club in Las Vegas with a full bar, and the only nude club screening NFL games this year.

Palomino Club offers free round-trip transport by the club’s shuttles for groups of two or more, with free admission for anyone who arrives by the club transport. They also offer a pre-game package that’s perfect for Sunday night football — two 375 ml bottles for $169 (plus 10% off if you book it online).  That package also includes a reserved VIP table for the night, free round-trip limo transport, a line pass, and free mixers (the most powerful of dancer magnets, as those girls get thirsty!).

Call 702-642-2984 to reserve your ride or book at the club website. If you arrive via your own vehicle (not a cab or rideshare) admission is free before 8 pm. Nude, full bar, 21+

Cheetahs’ Monday, Thursday and Sunday Night Parties

Cheetahs will be having Monday, Thursday and Sunday night football parties this year. These screenings will be in Cheetahs’ sports lounge, not in the main room. For MNF games, the club is advertising free food and drink specials, with wells and drafts priced at two for $10. Food in the past has been pizza and wings. Topless, full bar, 21+

Crazy Horse III Screens All Pro and College Games

Crazy Horse III will be screening all NFL and college games. The $49 package for out-of-staters includes transportation, entry, main room seating and a hosted open bar until half time. For the opening MNF party on Sept 9, the $49 package includes a hosted open bar during both games and free pizza. Locals free if you drive yourself.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Screens All Monday, Thursday, Saturday & Sunday Games

Hustler Club Vegas will be screening all NFL and college games with $20 buckets of beer and draft pitchers. Free food during the games (in the past, mostly pizza). $50 cover, locals free with Vu Card. Topless, full bar, 21+

Deja Vu’s Open Bar and $1 Cover for MNF Games

Deja Vu Showgirls is advertising a $1 cover charge for for all MNF games (assuming you arrive via the club limo or your own transportation). There’s an open bar for domestics and wells from 6 – 9 pm, $3 drink specials, free pizza and wings and prize giveaways. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino Will Screen All NFL and College Games

Spearmint Rhino Vegas will be screening all games with $5 Bud products, $5 Patron cocktails, $2 Red Rhino shots and $100 Tito bottles. Make your own chicken sandwiches on Monday nights. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds’ $20 Mix & Match Beer Buckets

Centerfolds is screening all MNF games with $20 mix & match beer buckets (5 beers), plus $100 bottles. Topless, full bar, 21+

Minks’ Monday, Thursday and Sunday Night Viewing Parties

Minks will be screening all Monday, Thursday and Sunday night NFL games, with $2 domestics and wells, $1.50 Bud Light pints and a free shot for all after every touchdown. In a high-scoring game, the crowd will be plastered! Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam’s MNF Parties

Play It Again Sam will be screening the MNF games. They’re serving free chili dogs and drink specials, plus happy hour drink prices during the games. Topless, full bar, 21+

Two of Porn’s Hottest Blondes Perform Live in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Samantha Rone and Sarah Jessie Want to Get Cozy with You at Sapphire

Samantha Rone at Sapphire Las Vegas

Samantha Rone at Sapphire

Sapphire’s featured porn babes this coming weekend run the gamut from sweet and sassy to stacked and slutty, depending on which night you show up. Friday is sweet and sassy night. Saturday is stacked and slutty night. Got it?

On Friday night, October 25, porn cutie Samantha Rone takes the main stage at Sapphire at 11:30 pm. If you like the young and innocent type, Samantha is the girl for you.

Samantha has appeared in such XXX classics as 2 Cute 4 Porn, Schoolgirl Cuties and She’s So Small. When she finishes her stage set, she’ll come down into the audience looking for guys who are interested in more physical contact with her. Bring lollipops (and lots of money).

Sarah Jessie at Sapphire Las Vegas

Sarah Jessie at Sapphire

Then, on Saturday night, October 26, Sarah Jessie takes over as Sapphire’s XXX plaything of the night. Sarah is the opposite of the young, innocent type, having starred in such flicks as Maneaters, Cindy Queen of Hell and Big Tit Office Chicks.

Both Samantha and Sarah will be doing one-on-one VIP shows for their fans when they’re not on stage. If you’ve been meaning to cuddle up with a porn star who’s wearing nothing but a g-string, isn’t it time?

Here’s what to do:  You can reserve a seat at Samantha’s or Sarah’s private tables for just $135. This is where they hang out with their fans when they come off stage and a seat there gets you to the front of the line for their attention. Your $135 also gets you a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne.  It’s a good way to get brave enough to say “Yes” when one of the girls whispers a naughty suggestion in your ear.

That package is available online here, as are other porn star package deals, such as a private steak and lobster dinner date with Samantha or Sarah in one of Sapphire’s luxury Skyboxes. All porn star packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and VIP treatment at one of the best strip clubs in Las Vegas.

Sapphire also offers a solo-guy VIP package for guys who are primarily interested in the club’s world-famous lap dance orgy with 400+ stacked and gorgeous babes. That package is just $65 and includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot and, like all of the club’s packages, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, and a VIP table in the heart of the club’s babe bacchanal.

If you’re coming to Vegas sometime in the future, check out our schedule of Sapphire’s upcoming porn star features.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Drive yourself or call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo and get in free!

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, October 18

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Fully Bare, Like a Victoria’s Secret Catalog Come to Life

Las Vegas stripper at Palomino Club

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club is Las Vegas’ only strip club where you can order an adult beverage while being entertained by fully-nude dancers. If the idea of pussy and Victoria’s Secret quality dancers sounds good, Palomino is the club for you.  Check out our photo spreads of Renee and Lily to get an idea of the quality of the girls here.

And it’s not only Palomino’s wildly erotic stage show that’s fully nude. These girls also take it all off in the club’s VIP rooms, with nude private-booth and private-bedroom dances starting at three songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab). This is the best strip club VIP dance deal in Las Vegas. Have you ever tried a bed dance with a beautiful naked girl?

Drink prices are a great deal at Palomino as well, starting with draft beers at just $7.  Other Vegas strip clubs are charging up to $18.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability — you can usually catch a ride if you’re a bit flexible on pick-up time and location). Or get one of the club’s online package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys.  A package is a good deal here not only for the drink discounts and royalty treatment, but for the reserved VIP table for the night, as this popular club gets to standing room only at peak hours. Nude, full bar, 21+

Treasures — A Mansion Inhabited by 9s and 10s

  From the outside, the Treasures gentlemen’s club looks like an Italian villa. On the inside, it looks like an Italian villa stocked with 9s and 10s in skimpy underthings. These girls are here for one reason:  To get up-close-and-physical with you. If you like high-mileage fun with hot bodies, you’ve come to the right place.

Treasures is known among savvy locals and out-of-towners alike for featuring some of Las Vegas’ highest-mileage lap dances and VIP room fun. Out on the main floor, the lap dances are out of this world. In the club’s dark and private VIP rooms, with their deep and comfy easy chairs, the dancers take it to another whole level.

And Treasures’ all-night gourmet steakhouse is an amenity you won’t find at any other Vegas strip club. Entertain a buddy or client or, if you connect with a dancer you really like, invite her to dinner. Spoil her with cocktails and hors d’oeuvres. Then, after dinner and drinks, let her lead you up the club’s elegant winding staircase to the VIP, where you can undress her for dessert.

The cover charge here is $50 and the price of a beer starts at $18, but don’t let that scare you off. Treasures offers a $50 “club package” that includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks), for less than the price of three domestic beers without a package. And like all of Treasures’ package deals, it includes free round-trip limo service (forget the cab fare), free admission (another $50 savings), a line pass and a reserved VIP table for the night.

If you think three drinks aren’t enough and you like the high-end stuff, Treasures’ $120 VIP Open Bar package is one of the best strip club deals in Las Vegas.  You get a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne, and when you take a dancer to the VIP room, they pause your open bar time. These packages and others for bottle service, couples and groups can be found at Treasures’ website.

If you don’t want to commit to a package but you want to save on cab fare and the club’s admission charge, call Treasures at 702-257-3030 for their free round-trip limo service, and you’ll get free admission even without a package, no strings attached. Topless, full bar, 21+  Read more…

Dating Vegas Strip Club Dancers

Is She Making a Pass At Me?

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer“Miguel,” a TVO reader, recently posted a question on our Vegas Strip Club Etiquette page about a couple of Vegas strip club dancers who offered extraordinary sexual contact plus their real contact info outside of the club.  He wanted to know what to think of this.  Here’s his question:

I’m in my early fifties and somewhat overweight but fairly decent looking. I had two (what I thought were strange) experiences at one specific strip club on two separate occasions. The girls who I chose to get dances from, regular lap and VIP, both gave me their real names and phone numbers/social media. See, I know these clubs are all about the fantasy and that 99% of the time the girls are not interested in you outside of the club.

I’ve never even contemplated dating one when I was younger because I’m not the suave, confident, sexy-physique type of guy. My best attributes are that I’m extremely intelligent, an excellent listener and an even better conversationalist.

In fact, that’s all I can really offer them because I don’t have much money at all. How did this happen? Is it really just the good conversation? Is this really what these girls are missing in their lives? I have no idea though I’m not interested in sex per se, I’m more interested in physical contact and the mental aspect of flirtatious behavior. I asked one of them and she said she’d love to go out but we haven’t set a date yet so I don’t know if she’s blowing smoke up my a**. I guess I’ll find out soon enough.

I forgot to add… The one who said she would go out for dinner, also let me suck on her nipples, put her tongue in my mouth and gyrated her nude p***y on my hand. On more than one occasion. The other one also let me suck on her nipples. I really don’t know what to make of this. Is it all just part of their act?
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