A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

MJ Biz Con 2021 Comes to Vegas This Week

Sapphire’s After-Party Features Rapper Mike Jones

MJ Biz Con, the Marijuana Business Conference, is holding their annual convention in Las Vegas this week, October 19-22 (Tues-Fri), at the Las Vegas Convention Center.

On Thursday night, Oct 21, attendees are invited to the after party at Sapphire, the world’s largest gentlemen’s club. All guests with an MJ Expo badge or industry agent card will receive complimentary entry into Sapphire. Non-attendees can take part in the festivities by purchasing a $75 ticket that includes a 2-hour open bar. You’ll find that deal and other group and bottle packages online here.

Rapper Mike Jones will be the featured entertainment, hitting the stage at 11 pm. According to the club’s website announcement, the “smokin’ topless ladies of Sapphire will be on-stage throughout the evening dressed to impress in cannabis couture.”

Call 702-869-0003 for reservations, complimetary limo pickup, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, October 15 / Saturday, Oct 16 / Sunday, Oct 17 

Palomino Club Hosts Sunday Night Football Bash

Lexus Gets Naked at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club continues to be the only strip club in Vegas hosting Sunday Night Football parties. This Sunday, October 17, it’s the Seahawks vs the Steelers. Doors open at 4:30 pm on Sunday, with the kickoff at 5:20 pm.

Radio KOMP 92.3, the Rock Station, will be remote-broadcasting from the club during the game, and sponsoring some of the prizes and giveaways. Look for $150 bottles all game long, $30 domestic beer buckets, BOGO shots at half time, and a free taco bar.

Palomino is the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and fully nude dancers, both on stage and in the private VIP shows. You must be 21+, but dancers only have to be 18+.

You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Sapphire — Las Vegas’ Biggest Strip Joint!

Sapphire Las Vegas is the largest gentlemen’s club in the USA. Doors open at 8 pm and they don’t boot you out until 4 am. They have no special events scheduled for this weekend (unless you consider the club’s crew of busty hotties getting topless and naughty in the VIP rooms to be special events, in which case, Sapphire has hundreds of special events every night of the week!).  Call 702-869-0003 for reservations, complimetary limo pickup, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Crazy Horse 3 Now Taking Bitcoin for Everything

Crazy Horse III is now accepting Bitcoin for all goods and services. If you’ve been looking for a place to blow your cryptocurrency, this is the place. See CH3’s package deals here, or call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Jennifer Romas’ Sexxy After Dark at Hustler

  Hustler Club has a new “Porn Star Brunch” every day from 9 am to noon, featuring Topless Tapas and Bottomless Mimosas. On Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting at 9 pm, Sexxy After Dark, Jennifer Romas’ sizzling strip club version of burlesque is featured on Hustler’s main stage. Hustler is now open 24/7. Check out the party package deals here, or call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Thursday Night Football Party at Minks

♦  Minks is the only Vegas strip club with an advertised Thursday Night Football viewing party. That’s tonight, with the Buccaneers vs the Eagles. Look for bottles of Bud Light and Ultra for just $4. Also, on Monday nights, while everyone else is watching the MNF games, Minks features 20-minute VIP room dances for $100. Great deal! Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds Cabaret Features Vegas’ Top Showgirls in A Touch of Burlesque

Centerfolds Cabaret presents “A Touch of Burlesque” five nights a week, every Wednesday through Sunday night at 11 pm. The naughty cast includes Jessica Ward from Cirque du Soleil, Katie Matthews from Zombie Burlesque, Abilene Burics from Fantasy at Luxor, Mariah Ware from Cherry Boom Boom, Shayla from Spiegelworld’s ‘Atomic Saloon’ and Nikola Weiterova from 53X at Paris.

The lockdown of Vegas has resulted in some of the sexiest showgirls in town now performing topless at Centerfolds. See packages here, or call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Deja Vu Showgirls — for Schoolgirl Fetishists

  Every Sunday night, Deja Vu Showgirls presents “Sunday School at the Vu.” If you like girls in pleated plaid microskirts that like to show off their white cotton undies when they bend over, you’ll like Deja Vu on Sunday nights.

Select bottles are just $99 on Sundays, and if you dress like a schoolgirl yourself, you get free admission. Please, guys, that means your girlfriend, your wife, your mistress, but not you! Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party Ends

  Sapphire’s Topless Pool has officially closed for the season. Now, if you want to see Sapphire’s dancers topless in the sunshine, you’ll have to wait until next summer. However, these same babes look pretty damn good topless under the stage lights every night starting at 8 pm. Call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+

Treasures Offers Rare Steak with a Side of Boobs

Treasures is the only strip joint in Vegas with an attached gourmet steakhouse (and it’s open all night). Take one of the dancers for dinner and finish by having her for dessert in the upstairs VIP. The club opens at 9 pm every night, and stays open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights when they stay open till 8 am. Check out their package deals here.  Or call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

Other Vegas Strip Clubs

  Little Darlings features fully nude dancers and you only have to be 18+ to gain entry (plus the entry fee, natch). Because there’s no alcohol served at Little D’s, the dancers also have to be 18+. The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

A TVO reader reports that Girl Collection has reopened on weekends. Valet parking was $40 with a $50 admission charge. Call for reservations and more info at 702-410-9999 or 1- (844) 447-5758. Topless, full bar, 21+

 Sophia’s has reopened. The club has not updated its website or Facebook page since the shutdown last year, but they are slowly coming to life and getting back to biz. Topless, full bar, 21+

The dancers are back at Talk of the Town. The club is open every day from 4 pm till 2 am. Call the club at (702) 385-1800 for more info. Don’t bother asking for a free limo ride, as this place has no limos. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Scores is undergoing some major construction but remains open from 8 pm – 7 am daily. For free limo ride and free admission, call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is open seven nights a week — Mon-Thur 9 pm to 5 am, Fri-Sun 9 pm to 8 am. Call 702-796-3600 for reservations, limo transport, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library has a webite here. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Honey’s (formerly Legends Room).

Tuesday Night Specials in the Vegas Strip Clubs

It’s “cheap booze night” in some of Vegas’ best gentlemen’s clubs. And the best part is that all of these specials are good for both locals and out-of-staters. These are Tuesday specials only, not good on any other day of the week, so if you can’t make the scene tonight, these deals won’t be back until Tuesday next week. Here’s where the locals and insiders go:

Deja Vu Showgirls has been offering one of the best weekly drink specials in Vegas for quite a few years now. The club’s “$2 Tuesday” promotion is taken advantage of by lots of locals and a few savvy visitors. Tonight, both well and call drinks, plus all domestic and imported beers go for two bucks each all night long.  Not included in the deal are super premium liquors, wines and champagnes. Doors open at 6 pm and the $2 special is good till the club closes at 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club features the same “$2 Tuesday” promotion as Deja Vu — with well and call drinks, plus all domestic and imported beers just $2 each all night long.  For reservations, more info or free transport, call the club at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds Cabaret has a “Tequila Tuesday” promotion, with all Tequila drinks just $5 all night long. Call (702) 767-8757 for the free house limo, reservations, bottle packages or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Crazy Horse III celebrates “Taco Tuesdays” every week. Get 3 tacos for $3, with your choice of pork, chicken or carne asada. CH3 is the only Vegas strip club with a food deal on Tuesdays, and also the only Vegas strip club that accepts Bitcoin. (And Bitcoin is now accepted for food, drinks, admission, bottle packages, and VIP dances.) Call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Minks has a”Two for Tuesdays” promotion. That means all drinks and drafts are two for the price of one tonight. Minks also now provides limo service from the Strip hotels if you purchase a bottle package. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+