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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

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If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Vegas Strip Clubs Honor Veterans & Military with Memorial Weekend Specials

Palomino Club Las Vegas stripper

Brisa Dances at Palomino Club

Memorial Day will be celebrated on Monday, May 27, this year. All banks and government offices will be closed, there will be no mail delivery and many businesses will also be closed.

But the best Vegas strip clubs will be rocking all weekend with parties and special events, and some clubs will be having specials, especially for military and vets. Here’s what’s been announced so far:

Free Drink with Military ID at Palomino Club

Show your military ID at the door at Palomino Club on Memorial Day and your first drink is on the house. Palomino is the only strip club in Las Vegas with both a full bar and fully-nude dancers.  If you enjoy an adult beverage while looking at beautiful naked girls, this is the place.

Private dances at Palomino start at only three songs for $100 (and there’s no extra bar tab), one of the best strip club VIP room deals in Vegas.

Drink prices are also friendly, starting with draft beers at only $7 for locals and out-of-towners alike. Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. For the full royalty treatment, check out Palomino’s online package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and single guys (recommended at peak hours, when the club gets to standing room only). Nude, full bar, 21+

Free Admission for All Military and Veterans

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer Jade

Jade Dances at Deja Vu Showgirls

All three Deja Vu affiliated clubs in Vegas — Deja Vu Showgirls, Little Darlings and Hustler Club — are offering free admission to all active military and veterans for the entire 4-day weekend.  That’s free admission Friday through Monday, May 24-27.

Plus, if you’re not active military or a veteran, and you purchase your ticket online here, you can get into the club of your choice all four nights for just a single payment of $20.

Deja Vu and Hustler are topless clubs with a full bar and you must be 21+ to enter. Deja Vu has an open bar for domestics and wells from 6-9 pm every night.  You also get a ticket for a free drink if you arrive at the club by Deja Vu’s free limo.

Little Darlings Las Vegas stripper

Serenity at Little Darlings

Little Darlings serves no alcohol, but the dancers get fully nude and guests only have to be 18+. Busty porn star Brooke Beretta will be performing at Little Darlings on Friday and Saturday night after 11 pm.

Note:  Do not arrive via taxi or rideshare or you will be required to pay the full admission price at all three clubs (that’s $45 at Deja Vu, $50 at Hustler Club, and $40 at Little Darlings). All three clubs offer free limo service from your hotel if you do not have your own vehicle. Just call 702-308-4605 for Deja Vu’s free limo, 702-366-1141 for free transport to Little Darlings, or 702-795-3131 for a free limo ride to Hustler Club.

Memorial Day Weekend Fills the Vegas Strip Clubs with Big Bust Porn Stars

Victoria June and Cali Carter Bust Out at Sapphire

Victoria June at Sapphire Las Vegas

Victoria June at Sapphire

On Friday night, May 24, Sapphire Vegas will be featuring XXX Brooklyn goddess Victoria June. Victoria is known for not only one of the hottest bodies and most delicious mouths in the biz, but for appearing in extreme adult flicks like Depraved and POV Creampies. She’s also done a lot of XXX TV series like Superbound (bondage horror) and, of course, the immortal Baby Got Boobs.

Victoria will be appearing on Sapphire’s stage starting at around 11:30 pm and doing private hands-on VIP shows for fans in between stage sets. Then on Saturday afternoon, May 25, Victoria will be hosting Sapphire’s topless pool party.

On Saturday night, May 25, Cali Carter returns Sapphire’s main stage and VIP rooms. Cali has mostly appeared in such wholesome XXX flicks as Slutty White Girls, Real Slut Party and Nice Girls Swallow. You’ll find Cali out in the sunshine for Sapphire’s pool party on Sunday afternoon, May 26, just catching some rays and looking for any lonely guys who might want to join her privately for a real slut party in the VIP.

Cali Carter at Sapphire Las Vegas

Cali Carter at Sapphire

If you feel inclined to investigate Victoria’s or Cali’s charms up close, I recommend reserving a seat at their private tables, where they pick up guys throughout the night. It’s $135 to reserve a seat in that section and that comes with a 2-hour open bar. You can check out that and other porn star package deals here (or call 702-869-0003 for more info).

The other option is to stake out a prime position on Sapphire’s main floor, where 400+ stacked babes in sexy lingerie will be swarming all night long, looking for guys who want to cuddle up with their naked boobs. If getting drunk on all the titties you can handle sounds like your style, get Sapphire’s $65 solo guy package deal that includes a $50 drink credit plus a free shot. Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available online through that link, and all include free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a discount on drinks, VIP seating right in the middle of Sapphire’s lap dance orgy, and the royalty treatment at one of Las Vegas’ best strip clubs.

Topless, full bar, 21+

Vegas’ World-Famous Strip Club in the Sunshine

The Sapphire topless pool is the currently the best pool party in Vegas for guys whose top priority is actually bare titties.  This is the topless pool party where Sapphire’s own dancers come to flirt, catch a buzz, and play around topless in the sunshine.

The pool party features a bar, snack menu, DJs and beach balls, plus access to the club’s VIP in case you feel like inviting one of the dancers (who wear pink wristbands) in for some up-close-and-personal air-conditioned fun. Plus, every Saturday and Sunday porn babes host the festivities and are available for fun in the VIP.

There’s no cover charge, even if you’re from out-of-state, provided you don’t arrive by cab or rideshare. Instead, call for Sapphire’s free limo at 702-869-0003.

I recommend Sapphire’s $70 pool package that includes free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit.  It’s worth it for the lounge chair so you have a place to sit poolside. There are other packages for daybeds, cabanas, and bottle/drink deals for groups and couples. You can reserve all pool package deals online here or call 702-869-0003. Sapphire’s pool is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday afternoon from noon to 6 pm.

On Sundays, Sapphire offers an insane deal for out-of-staters who have flights to catch later that afternoon or evening: They’ll pick you up at your hotel, store your luggage while you enjoy the pool party, then chauffeur you to the airport in time for your flight home. No charge. Topless, full bar, 21+

If you’re planning to be in Vegas on a future weekend, check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star calendar. We update that page frequently, so bookmark it.

Curvy Brooke Beretta Does 2 Nights at Little Darlings Vegas

Brooke Beretta at Little Darlings Las Vegas

Brooke Beretta at Little Darlings

Little Darlings Vegas is featuring busty porn babe Brooke Beretta on Friday and Saturday nights, May 24-25. Brooke has been featured in such porn classics as Big Tits Boss and Monster Curves, and she’ll be doing two all-nude stage shows each night after 11 pm. Brooke will be available between her stage performances for autographs and selfies with her fans, and you may even be able to convince her to give you a private performance in one of Little Darlings’ VIP rooms.

Little Darlings is the only major Vegas strip club that allows guests age 18+. The dancers are also 18+ and they get fully nude on stage and in private dances. Even lap dances at Little D’s are fully nude and take place in one-on-one booths off the main floor. There’s no alcohol served here, but if you like naked young girls and the best prices in Vegas on private shows, this is the place.

There are always women and couples in the audience, so bring your wife or girlfriend. In honor of Memorial Day Weekend, veterans will get free admission all weekend (May 24-27) at Little Darlings.

You’ll find a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon included in some of Little Darlings’ online package deals here. No alcohol, nude, 18+

Hustler Club Features Busty Kenzie Taylor for 3 Nights

Hustler Club Vegas is featuring porn star Kenzie Taylor for thee nights, Friday-Sunday, May 24-26. Kenzie will be doing two stage shows each night after 11 pm. $50 cover for out-of-state. Locals free with Vu Card. In honor of Memorial Day, veterans will get free admission all weekend. Topless, full bar, 21+

Exotic Sarai Minx Takes Over Scores for 4 Nights

Sarai Minx will be the feature entertainer at Scores for four consecutive nights, Friday-Monday, May 24-27.  Topless, full bar, 21+

EDC Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

It’s Electric Daisy Carnival weekend in Vegas, so the casinos will be packed and the whole town will be crowded with wild out-of-towners, high on booze and who knows what else (well, actually, we all know). It’s a great weekend to escape from the mobs in a relaxing strip club, where naked girls will soothe your frazzled nerves.

Friday, May 17

Treasures — When You Need a Girlfriend Experience

treasures vegas stripper Treasures is the Las Vegas gentlemen’s club for the man who’s been around, seen it all, and decided to settle for nothing but the best. If you’re looking for the ultimate in luxury, and you want to be surrounded by women who look like they belong there, Treasures is the place.

Do you like high-mileage lap dances in comfy dark corners? You’ll like this club. Do you like beautiful women who take their time and flirt before you make up your mind about getting physical in a VIP dance?  Treasures features one of the best girlfriend experiences available in town.

You may find you appreciate luxury regularly.  If so, check out Treasures’ unique “premium happy hour.” From 4 – 7 pm, domestic beers are only $2, wells and imports are $3, call drinks are $4 and premium liquors are $5 (the best premium liquor deal in Vegas). Then, from 7 – 8 pm, all drinks are half-price. So, treat yourself to four hours of top shelf booze at a very unVegas price, while you flirt with the scrumptious dancers and try a few on for size.

Treasures is also the only gentlemen’s club in town with an attached gourmet steakhouse, the perfect venue for making a girl in the club feel frisky and romantic. You can invite her to have dinner with you and spend some time getting to know each other over steaks and a bottle of fine wine. She’ll dress up for your date, and when the flirting gets the point where you both know it has to go to the next level, she’ll lead you up the winding staircase to Treasures’ plush VIP rooms for dessert.

If you’re coming to Vegas from out-of-state, call Treasures at 702-257-3030 to arrange for free round-trip limo transportation. They’ll pick you up at your hotel, take you to the club, then chauffeur you back to your hotel when you’re ready to leave. You’re always a VIP here and they’re on your schedule. You’ll find generous VIP packages on the Treasures website, including package deals for bottle service, groups, couples and even dinner packages. Topless, full bar, 21+ Read more…

Exploring My Wife’s Bi-Curiosity in a Las Vegas Strip Club

Palomino Club Las Vegas stripper Reagan Reilly

Reagan Reilly Dances at Palomino Club

[Editor’s Note:  Today’s post was contributed by a couple who visited Las Vegas specifically for a joint strip club experience. Dancers’ names have been changed out of respect for their privacy and to avoid giving readers an impression of what any specific entertainer may do with guests in a VIP room. What happens in a VIP room is always based on the chemistry between the dancer and the specific guest. Your mileage may differ. — A.S.]

The Bisexual Stirrings

During our 20+ years of marriage, it was readily apparent that my wife was bisexual or, at the very least, bi-curious.  It became the subject of many of our fantasies and pornography consumption but taking it any further than that has proven to be difficult.

Oh sure, if you’re in your 20s in 2019 the concept of bi or gay orientation barely makes a blip on the radar.  But for people in their forties, brought up in a traditional Christian home where even straight, monogamous sex within the marital bed has rules, it can be hard to come to terms with a stirring of same-sex attraction.  Couple this with an introverted woman that believes in following the rules?  You have a very repressed person.

We’ve been coming to Las Vegas with our children for many years.  During our last visit, my wife and I had some time alone on Fremont and my wife wanted to drink that night (something we don’t do at home).  Alcohol has been one of the few things that relax my wife, and it gives both of us an insight to her repressed self.

We got her a large, strong drink and she had a brief interlude with a street performer that my wife found attractive.  There was a little bit of slightly inappropriate contact between them but it was minimal.

We attempted to go back the next night to see if we could foster the stirrings but she said that at that point, even tucking money into a woman’s bra wouldn’t be enough anymore. She wanted more touching.

We decided that we would take our next trip to Vegas alone, without the children, and we would go to a strip club to see where that took us.  It was only a few months out, during spring break.  This was an incredibly big step and I wanted to make sure nothing went wrong.  Read more…