A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

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If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

$100 VIPs at Minks Tonight

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Cute Local Girls at Minks

Minks has its Monday special back tonight. The dancers do 20-minute VIP room shows for $100 (with a 2-drink min).

The typical lowest VIP room prices in the Vegas strip clubs are generally three songs (about 9 minutes) for $100. So, twenty minutes for $100 is a great deal for VIP room fans.

This is a friendly locals club on the east edge of Vegas near Henderson, now open 7 days a week.

Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

The Vegas Strip Clubs on the Comeback (Updated)

Kari Gets Naked at Palomino Club

As of May 1, the Vegas strip clubs can now reopen as strip clubs with dancers permitted to perform topless (or nude in some clubs). Technically, customers are suposed to be wearing masks, but since everyone gets a drink, the masks come off and stay off unless you are walking around in the club. The seats on the rail (stageside) have returned and social distancing requirements are gone. The VIP rooms are open again for one-on-one shows. The clubs are currently limited to 80% capacity, but that’s pretty damn full considering how crowded they become when 100% capacity is allowed.

Most of the clubs are still limiting their hours of operation. I’m getting mixed reports on whether the clubs allow contact and how much in the main rooms. I expect conditions to remain in flux as the clubs discover what the demand is for customers, with many feeling optimistic that the clubs may fully reopen with 100% occupancy and all other restrictions removed come June 1. This remains to be seen.

Here’s a quick rundown of what’s happening in the clubs right now.

Palomino Club, the only fully nude club in Las Vegas with a full bar, once again has naked girls on stage and in the VIPs. Acording to “Jafo,” I was at Palomino on Saturday Night. I got there super early (8:30) but it filled in quickly. Everyone seemed in high spirits and I was very happy with my night. As mentioned on this site, the stage shows there are great fun. The company was even better! I believe per guidelines, I needed a mask to enter and walk around but when seated at a table, I did not. I’d recommend a visit.

Palomino has been advertising Sunday nights as locals night, with select bottles priced at $100 for locals. Check out all of Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations and more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Sapphire once again has topless babes. They’re now opening at 8 pm, though I suspect they’ll return to 24/7 hours as the business returns to normal. On this coming Saturday night, they’ll be featuring a Super Middleweight Championship fight between Saul Canelo Alvarez and Billy Joe Saunders.  Book a reservation for that event here or call 702-869-0003.

Sapphire’s Topless Pool has also reopened every Friday, Saturday and Sunday throughout the summer from noon to 6 pm. On Friday, May 7, DJ Tism will be doing a live set. On Saturday, May 8, DJ Earwaxxx will be doing a live set and sizzlin’ Claudia Fijal will be coaching the Summer Swim School. On Sunday, May 9, Mothers’ Day!, FLOW will be doing a live DJ set and all mothers will be served free mimosas from noon till 2 pm.

To reserve a lounge chair or any other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here, or call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+

Treasures has been opening at 9 pm each night with topless babes and their steakhouse has been serving food all night long. Call (702) 257-3030 for their complimentary limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Deja Vu Showgirls is once again topless and they still feature $2 Tuesdays for those who like to indulge in highend booze at a ridiculously low price. Call (702) 894-4167 for their free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Little Darlings once again has naked girls on stage and in the VIPs. Since Little D’s doesn’t serve alcohol, guests are permitted at age 18+ and the dancers also only have to be 18. Call 702-366-1141 for reservations, more info, etc. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Crazy Horse III is back with topless babes. CH3 will be screening the Canelo/Saunders fight on Saturday, May 8. Doors open at 6 pm. Reserve a seat for this event for $59 here. The price includes admission, transpotation and two $25 beverage vouchers. Sounds like a good deal. Call 702-673- 1700 for more info.

Hustler Club is open with topless girls again. On Friday, May 7, the club will feature Instagram babe Sydney Chase. Also, every Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights, the Sexxy After Dark show takes over the main stage at 9:30 pm. (See review here.) See also our report of Hustler’s crazy deal for the fully vaxxed to get free booze and free “Beaver Bucks” (dance dollars) here. Call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is open Thurs – Sunday only, opening at 9 pm each night, though I expect they will go to 7 days a week soon. Call the club at (702) 796-3600 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Scores is back up and running with topless dancers. This club was starting to make a splash as a major player in the Vegas strip club scene featuring well-known porn stars on many nights. Call (702) 916-1499 for reservations, info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

A new nude club, Eve’s Cabaret and Hookah Lounge, has just opened at 3177 S. Highland. This was the prior location of Diamond Cabaret. It is being announced on Scores Facebook page, so I suspect it is under the same ownership/management. It’s located just a block north of Scores on Highland. When it was the Diamond Cabaret, I reviewed it as primarily a private show club where guests could get private dances. The stage show was minimal and there were very few dancers. This may have changed with Scores involvement. Scores itself was formerly Foxy Girls, a small locals dive which has since been vastly renovated and expanded. Hours: Eve’s opens at 8 pm, Thurs – Sat. Call Eve’s at 702-731-2365 for more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Centerfolds has reopened with topless dancers. Centerfolds is advertising “burlesque” shows on the weekends. Sunday nights, they feature $2 drinks and on Mondays, $100 bottles. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam, the only remaining Vegas strip club with bartop video poker, once again has its topless dancers back. This is a small locals club known for $15 buckets of beer. No limo service and no reservations needed. Call (702) 876-1550 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Minks is back with topless dancers. This is a locals club on the east edge of Vegas near Henderson. They have been open weekends only for a while, but are now going to seven days a week. Good food and beer pong on Wednesdays. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler’s Freebies for the Fully Vaccinated — Really? Really! (updated)

Someone is going to have to verify this one for me. I never trust deals that sound to good to be true. (Since verified . . .See below)

A Las Vegas Advisor reader contacted LVA and said Hustler Club has a special whereby “anybody who provides a vaccine card stating Fully Vaccinated” will get a bottle of vodka with mixers, a Platinum VIP Card, and $300 in Beaver Bucks to use for dances, all for FREE.

That sounds insane to me, but the LVA reader insists he got that deal. I see no reference to this deal on Hustler’s website, their Facebook page or their Twitter page. The person who provided this info to LVA said he heard about it from a friend and that it was also “covered by a few news outlets.”

I would not advise anyone to go get vaccinated against Covid just to get this deal, but if you’ve already been fully vaxxed, you might want to check it out. If you do get (or attempt to get) this deal at Hustler, please report back with your experience.

UPDATE: Here’s a link to the KTNV News story that featured this deal. This item was aired on April 14, but the guy who reported it to LVA just used it this past weekend. Don’t know how long this will last!

Good luck!

 

 

Sapphire’s Topless Pool Opens This Weekend!

Sapphire’s Topless Pool will be opening tomorrow, Friday, April 30 at noon. The pool will be open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday throughout the summer from noon to 6 pm.

Technically, Nevada’s loosened Covid restrictions go into place the following day, Saturday, May 1, with allowed capacity limits going up from 50% to 85%. Plus, on May 1, entertainers will no longer have the six-foot social distance requirement. I don’t know if this will make the April 30 party notably different from the May 1 party.

On Friday, April 30, DJ Kittie will be doing a live set. On Saturday, May 1, DJ Quira will be doing a live set and Playboy’s 2018 Cyber Girl of the Year, Tahlia Paris, will be coaching the Summer Swim School. On Sunday, May 2, DJ Seven will be doing a live set and Instagram model Jasmine Skye will be hosting the Funday fun.

In prior years, there was never a cover charge for admission to the party, though I always advised guests to reserve a lounge chair if planning to stay for a while. The chair rental is $92 for the day and includes $75 in food and beverage credit—a better deal than every other adult party pool in Vegas. Depending on how Covid restrictions limit the crowd (especially on Friday), free entry may not be possible and reservations may be required.

To reserve a lounge chair or any other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here, or call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003.

Note: There will be a $30 entry fee for the pool if you arrive by cab or rideshare. Topless (we’re hoping!), full bar, 21+