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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

A Las Vegas Escort from Eros – An Undercover Review

Sheri's Ranch Brothel Line-Up

The Line-Up at Sheri’s Ranch

If you’re looking to get laid in Las Vegas, should you hire an escort or visit a legal brothel?

I’ve discussed the pros and cons of both in my post on Las Vegas brothels and escorts.

Now, to add to the discussion, here’s “Juan,” a TVO commenter who recently posted about his experience with a Las Vegas escort he engaged through  (You can find his original comment here).

My Eros Escort Experience 

I look through the authenticated girls and purposely don’t choose any VIP ones. I figure those will be too expensive.

I find a petite, fit 22-year-old who has both a telephone number and an email address.  Her pictures look nice and her description of the “girlfriend experience” sounds like exactly what I want.

I email her and she is enthusiastic about meeting me and giving me the GFE I am looking for. She mentions she charges $500 for one hour of her time for companionship only and anything else we can discuss in person. She also says I should make provisions for extra time over the hour. All seems fine to me. I told her I might call her two nights in a row. I figured if I enjoyed it one night, I might enjoy an encore. Plus, I am setting the tone for future business and letting her know I am not just a one-timer.

So now I’m in my hotel room in Las Vegas and I call her to come over. While waiting, I order champagne and some finger foods. I was going to enjoy the GFE and make it last.   Read more…

The Two Most Important Tips for Those New to the Vegas Strip Clubs

Read This Post Before Going to Any Vegas Strip Club

At TVO I talk about the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, the best Vegas strip club events, happy hours, and restaurants, the best Vegas strip clubs for under 21s, booty men and titty men, and women or couples. 

I tell you the best time to hit the clubs, where to go for high mileage, how much to tip, and where to go for the best stage show, best girlfriend experience, best private bedroom dance, and every other terrific thing you can find in the Vegas strip clubs.

But you can read every page on this website, and if you don’t know two more things, you can still have a bad time.  So now it’s time to tell you my two most important tips for having a great time at the Vegas strip clubs.   Read more…

Fight Night in the Vegas Strip Clubs: UFC 214 Cormier vs Jones 2

Every Vegas strip club that screens UFC 214 will be packed, as will every sports bar and casino sports book in town. MMA superstar Jon Jones is finally back and the world wants to see him rage in the cage again.

The Vegas bookies now have Jones as a -250 favorite in his rematch with Daniel Cormier for the UFC Light Heavyweight title, with Cormier a +230 underdog. 

Here’s my professional betting analysis:

The one sure thing about this bet is if you instead spend $150 in one of Deja Vu’s private bedrooms or Sapphire’s VIP, with any one of their stacked topless dancers, you’d get 10-15 minutes of titty heaven regardless of who wins the damn fight. As a professional gambler of many decades experience, my advice is to go to a strip club where you can watch the fight, but put your money down on one of the girls, the only bet you can’t lose.

The fight is this Saturday night, July 29, so make your reservations now. These are the Vegas strip clubs that will be screening the fight:  Read more…

Porn Stars Darcie Dolce and Bridget B — on Stage, in the Pool, and in Your Lap

Darcie Dolce at Sapphire

Darcie Dolce at Sapphire This Weekend

When it comes to women, some guys like innocent young girls and others like sluts. It’s an age-old argument among guys, and this weekend Sapphire Las Vegas is giving us all a chance to personally test our taste.

On Friday night in the club and Saturday afternoon at the Sapphire Pool and Dayclub (July 28-29), we have Darcie Dolce, a relative newcomer to the porn scene who just made her first xxx films last year. Luckily, you can check out Darcie before you go to Sapphire, because you can stream her softcore film Escape from Planet Pleasure online for free here. Darcie is the busty brunette in the lesbian pool scene that starts around the 4:30 mark.

Admittedly, she doesn’t look all that innocent in this flick, but still, she’s new and like all porn newcomers, she’s having difficulty controlling her sexual appetite. In any case, that insatiable babe will be live at Sapphire this weekend, looking for guys to test her insatiability with.   Read more…

Porn Stars, BBWs, Comedy and More — This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, July 21

Fully Nude, Full Bar, Wildest Stage Show in Vegas, Plus Reagan Reilly

At Palomino Club the G-Strings Come Off

At Palomino Club the G-Strings Come Off

 Palomino Club, with 130+ dancers at peak hours, is the only strip club in Vegas with both a full bar and dancers who drop their panties, both on stage and in VIP dances in the club’s private-curtained booths and bedrooms.

This club also boasts the wildest all-nude stage show you’ll ever see, with multiple dancers flying around the stripper poles, girl-on-girl shows, and real striptease. It’s like an erotic Cirque show. If you like pussy and you prefer to drink an adult beverage while you’re enjoying the show, Palomino is the Vegas strip club for you.

Special tonight and tomorrow night (Fri & Sat): Feature dancer and TVO correspondent Reagan Reilly will be performing on stage and available for lap dances and private shows. (See Reagan Reilly Goes Double DD).

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-327-7258. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.

Note:  Word is out on this club and it gets packed at peak hours, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good table.  This club is one of our picks for best Vegas strip clubs plus top picks for couples.   Read more…