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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Porn Stars Busting Out in the Vegas Strip Clubs Next Weekend

Boobs Galore with Busty Victoria June and Nicolette Shea at Sapphire

Victoria June at Sapphire

Sapphire’s “Porn-Star-in Your-Lap” series continues this weekend with two busty babes who performed here earlier this year and have been brought back by popular demand.

On Friday night, September 28, Latina firecracker Victoria June will start her stage sets at 11:30 pm. The primary reason for her stage performances is to advertise the dynamite body that is available for hands-on one-on-one VIP dances.

Victoria is a relative newcomer to porn, having made her first XXX videos just this year, including Depraved and POV Creampies. Mostly she’s appeared in XXX TV series like Superbound (bondage horror stories) and Baby Got Boobs. If you like boobs a lot, you will probably want this girl topless in your lap and hands for a while. Bring money.

Nicolette Shea at Sapphire

On Saturday night, September 29, Playboy Playmate Nicolette Shea will be the featured star, starting her stage sets around 11:30 pm. Nicolette has mostly appeared in XXX TV series.  She’s probably best known for her performances in the Playboy Channel’s Playboy’s Cyber Girls series.

If you’re ready to cross “fun with a porn star” off your bucket list (and why else did you come to Vegas?), you can reserve a seat at Victoria’s or Nicolette’s personal tables for only $135. You get a two-hour open bar with this package, first flirting privileges, and free limo transport, free admission, and a line pass.

You can even reserve a surf & turf dinner date with Nicolette or Victoria in one of Sapphire’s private Skyboxes.  These and other porn star packages can be found online at Sapphire’s website.

Sapphire is a high-end gentlemen’s club where it’s easy to blow a fortune, but it’s also one of the best Vegas strip clubs on a modest budget (if you know how to do it).  If you don’t want to commit to a porn star package, I recommend you get a solo-guy VIP package here for $65 that includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot. (Bottle and group packages are also available through that link). All packages include a discount on drinks, free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the club’s royalty treatment.

Then you can sit back and enjoy Sapphire’s high-mileage lap dance orgy, with 400+ stacked and beautiful dancers ready to drop their tops and fulfill your hands-on fantasies. (Be advised, without a package on a weekend night at Sapphire, you may not find a place to sit down.) Topless, full bar, 21+

Elsa Jean Debuts at Hustler Club

On Thursday & Friday nights, September 27-28, porn’s blue-eyed, blonde sweetheart, Elsa Jean, will be doing her first live performances at the Vegas Hustler Club. Elsa Jean will be performing two stage shows each night starting at 11:00 pm. $50 cover for out-of-state. Locals free with Vu Card. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, September 21

Treasures — Knockout Babes in Opulent Decadence

♦  Treasures Gentlemen’s Club is the most upscale strip joint you will ever venture into and the stunning dancers in this club really know how to pamper a man. The girls are knockouts, the mileage is off the charts and when you start getting lap dances you’ll feel like you’re partying with lingerie models in a multi-millionaire’s mansion. Take a girl upstairs for fun to spoil yourself in a plush sofa or easy chair in the VIP area.

If you can come early, get a head start on your night when domestics and wells are $1 each from 4 – 6 pm.  Plus, all drinks are half-price from 6 – 8 pm.

Another special feature of Treasures is its excellent gourmet steakhouse. This makes Treasures the best club for experiencing the ultimate girlfriend experience. Just invite one of the club’s gorgeous dancers to dine with you before you take her upstairs and undress her for a hands-on after-dinner treat.

You’ll find Treasures’ VIP dinner packages (and other packages) at the club website. It’s smart to take advantage of the free transportation, free admission, and liquor discounts available with a package deal.

Out-of-towners should call the club at 702-257-3030 for their free limo, which is not only free but round-trip. Even if you have a car, don’t risk driving in drunken Vegas on a weekend night. Let the club pick you up and when you’re ready to leave, you’ll be chauffeured back to your hotel, no strings attached.

Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings.  Topless, full bar, 21+  Read more…

Monday Night Football Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs 2018 (Updated)

Monday Night Football season is here through December, and the best MNF viewing parties will be in the Vegas strip clubs. Why would you watch a football game in a casino sports book where there are no topless girls? It just doesn’t make sense. For all MNF games, the pregame show starts at 5:15 and the kickoff is at 6 pm.

Deja Vu Showgirl’s Open Bar till Midnight plus FREE Tacos!

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Shelby at Deja Vu Showgirls

Six hours of free drinks (domestics and wells) made Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas‘s MNF bashes a hit last year, and the free booze will flow again this year. Free handmade tacos will also be provided — really great tacos! They club will open between 5 – 5:30 on Mondays during the rest of the NFL season.

Cover charge for both locals and out-of-staters will be $20 this year. This is far and away the best MNF drink deal you’ll find in Vegas (and probably anywhere else in the country). Six hours of free booze! Do not arrive via cab, Uber, Lyft, or casino limo or you will pay a $45 entry fee. If you don’t have wheels, call for the free club limo or reserve seats for the MNF parties at 702-308-4605.

Treasures — Free Admission, Free Buffet, $1 Drinks

Treasures has one of the few 100% FREE Monday Night Football bashes in Vegas and it’s a winner. There’s no cover charge and from 4-6 pm all domestic beers and well drinks are just $1 each. Then from 6-8 pm, all drinks are half price. The club also features a free tailgate-style buffet that will vary from week to week with hot dogs, pasta, pizza, subs, potato salad, mac & cheese, chips & salsa, etc.

There will be pretty girls in skimpy little outfits available for flirting, lap dances and soothing your frayed nerves if your team craps out on you, or helping you celebrate if your long-shot bets pay off.

You’ll find Treasures’ VIP dinner package (plus other package deals) at the club website. If you’re arriving at the club after 7 pm, my advice is to take advantage of the free transportation, free admission, and liquor discounts available with a package deal. (The club’s limos start running at 7 pm.)

Whether or not you get a package, out-of-towners should call the club at 702-257-3030 for their free limo, which is not only free but round-trip. When you’re ready to leave, you’ll be chauffeured back to your hotel, no strings attached.

Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire’s Great Buffet and Halftime $1 Dances

Sapphire’s MNF parties are famous for the club’s halftime dollar-dances, when the club’s topless beauties swarm into the crowd to provide full-contact, topless, 30-second lap dances. Bring a wad of ones and you’ll be in titty heaven.

The best MNF deal for local football fans is Sapphire’s Season Pass that gets you into all 30 Monday night and Thursday night games, plus their Super Bowl party, for only $200. The Season Pass includes Showroom seating, 2 free drinks per game, and Sapphire’s exceptional buffet. All games will feature Sapphire’s legendary dollar dances at halftime.

For individual Monday and Thursday night games, cover charge is $20 and includes 2 drinks per game, the buffet, and dollar dances at halftime. The Monday night games will be screened in the Showroom. The Thursday night games will be screened in the Karaoke Room. Sapphire also offers open bar packages, bottle packages and group packages. Get the Season Pass and all other packages on Sapphire’s website here or call 702-869-0003.

Other Vegas Strip Club MNF Viewing Parties

Crazy Horse 3 is screening all Monday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday games with 4/$20 beer buckets and free pizza. Locals free. A $50 package is available for out-of-staters that includes a $60 drink voucher. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club is free for locals (with a Vu card, which is $10 and lasts forever), $50 for non-locals. For MNF, they’re advertising free food and drink specials with no details. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam is advertising free food and happy hour drink prices. The game will be screened in the back room with sound, or in the main room without sound but with dancers on stage. Topless, full bar, 21+

Cheetahs is advertising Monday, Thursday, and Sunday night football viewing parties with beer bucket specials and 3 for $10 shots. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is screening the MNF games with a free buffet, $5 Buds, $2 Red Rhino shots and $100 bottles. Topless, full bar, 21+

Babes is screening all Monday, Thursday and Sunday games with $30 buckets of Bud Light and a free shot after every touchdown. Topless, full bar, 21+

Meet Ashley of Palomino Club – September Vegas Strip Club Dancer of the Month

Ashley of Palomino Club

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer AshleyTVO is proud to announce our September 2018 Dancer of the Month, Ashley of Palomino Club.

Ashley is just a classic girl-next-door type — assuming you live next door to a blonde bombshell with legs up to here. When she smiles she lights up the room.

Ashley dances at Palomino just about every night and always on the weekends. And at Palomino Club, the dancers take off everything on stage and in the VIP rooms. You can have Ashley all to yourself for a mere $100 in one of the club’s private curtained VIP booths. Wait till you see her up close and totally nude.

Palomino is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and totally nude dancers. Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Or reserve a package online at the club website for a reserved VIP table and the best view in the house. Nude, full bar, 21+

Check out Ashley’s photo gallery below.  All photos were taken at Palomino by Matt Lotter. You may also be interested in TVO’s gallery of previous Vegas Strip Club Dancers of the Month.

For Ashley’s gallery:  Read more…