A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, February 24

Palomino Club — Nude Dancers, Full Bar, Mega-Fun

Palomino Club Las Vegas dancer

Red Dances at Palomino Club

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is where the naked girls are. If you think dancers should take it all off and dance the way God made ’em, Palomino is the only club in Vegas with a full bar where the girls get nude both on stage and in the private VIP shows.

At peak hours on Friday and Saturday night, you’ll have your pick of 100+ girls, all beautiful, fun and flirty, and ready to take it all off in a private show in Palomino’s VIP room. The VIP at Palomino is all one-on-one curtained booths, so you can focus on the naked girl you’re with.

Unlike most Vegas strip clubs, at Palomino there’s no extra bar tab required in the VIP. Just bring your drink with you. Palomino has $6 drafts and $8 domestics for locals and out-of-state visitors alike.

Palomino also has private theme rooms where you can control the lighting and sound. (See The Best Private VIP Rooms in Vegas.)

Palomino Club Dancer

Bethany Dances at Palomino Club
Photos by Michael Maze

Palomino’s stage show is hands-down the wildest and sexiest in Vegas. No casino show or other Vegas strip club even comes close on the erotic scale. Aside from the fact that the dancers are gorgeous and fully nude, they’re also incredibly talented dancers and acrobats. This is a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for an erotic date. Women love the show and the dancers are couples-friendly.

Check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night:  Lilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl ShowPole Dancers of Palomino Club, and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Palomino also now has a direct text option on their website) . Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. 

Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge. Call the club and talk to them about package deals that include transportation.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks — or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (Again, that’s free round-trip transport.)  (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.

 

Sapphire — A Lap Dance Orgy with Porn Cutie Ash Hollywood

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Ash Hollywood at Sapphire Feb 24

Sapphire (club review / club website) is recommended by the country’s top therapists for men who suffer from a lack of breasts in their lives. If you’re in need of a little physical contact with gorgeous topless women, Sapphire has the cure.

As the world’s largest gentlemen’s club, there are 400+ dancers on the floor at peak hours, all looking for men who want to help them out of their tops to party and have fun. Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law, so the mileage is off the chart compared to most other cities. If you like tits, you’ll love Sapphire.

Sapphire sets the standard for first-class service in a gentlemen’s club. The guys in coats are hosts, not bouncers, and it’s their job to keep the customers happy. If there’s a special type of girl you lust after (blonde, brunette or redhead, top-heavy, bottom-heavy, or sweet and petite), just talk to a host and he’ll steer those girls to your table.

Speaking of sweet and petite, tonight (Friday, Feb 24) the adorable little Ash Hollywood will be performing live on stage throughout the night and looking for guys to have some up-close-and-personal fun with in the VIP.

Ash has been featured in such xxx-flicks as Exquisite Slits, Babysitters Gone Bad, Natural Beauties Plastic Wrapped, and the heartrending story of her life, Too Small to Take It All. You’re in Vegas, baby! Ash Hollywood is here to make money by having fun with her fans. Don’t pass up this opportunity.

You can reserve a seat at Ash’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can take her into Sapphire’s VIP room or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. Set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003). Make reservations early, as Ash has a big following.

A solo-guy VIP package (available here) starts at $65 (and includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). Other club packages are available for groups and couples. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table, host service and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7.

For more information on upcoming porn star appearances, see:  Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

 

Men of Burlesque Night at Artifice

The Artifice Bar has been having regular burlesque nights for quite some time — notably the popular monthly “Nerdlesque Night” and “Burlesque Roulette.” But tonight (Friday February 24), they’re featuring a show with (mostly) guys who strip (but a couple chicks too). I expect this to be a crazy comedy show. If your wife’s trying to get you to take her to Chippendales or Thunder Down Under, this might be a good alternative.

Hosted by male burlesque legend Bic Carrol, featuring Bobby Barnaby, Pistol Holliday, Banana Fosters, JP Nomi Malone (Uncle Marvin Perverti), Krotch Bandikoot, Mason Dixon, Jack O’Hartz, Danger Devlin, Dirty Merkin, and Special Guest Vergina, plus Lolita Haze the Nymphet of Burlesque.

Show time is 8:30 pm. Admission $10.00 each. Tonight’s show is in the Art Square Theatre (next door/through the Artifice). You can purchase drinks at the bar and bring them into the theater. The Artifice is located at 1025 S 1st St, Las Vegas. Full bar. 21+

 

Saturday, February 25

Sapphire — Porn Legend Tasha Reign Heats Up the Night (with Uncountable Hundreds of Lap Dancers)

Tasha Reign

Tasha Reign at Sapphire Saturday Night
(pic from Digital Desire)

Tonight at Sapphire (club review / club website) Penthouse Pet and porn mega-star Tasha Reign will be getting down and dirty on stage, then looking for guys who want to mess around with her in private when she comes down from the stage.

Tasha’s breasts have been featured in such memorable films as Slumber Party Cupcake Sluts, Busty Invaders from Mars, and Strippers from Another World. Aren’t you overdue for getting a topless porn star in your lap? Don’t pass up this opportunity to let Tasha show you what she’s famous for. There’s no sit-on-your-hands law in Vegas.

Tasha’s stage performances start around 11:30 pm and continue throughout the night. You can reserve a seat at her tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, invite her into the VIP room, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Skybox for $1600 (includes $500 for champagne). Other packages are available online here. Early reservations are advised. Don’t be shy about asking Tasha to get naughty with you. That’s why she’s here!

For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’d prefer to just spend the night sampling Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of lap dancers (400+ at peak hours), helping as many of them as you can to get out of their tops and into your lap, my advice is to get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s unsurpassed selection of gorgeous topless girls. Be gentle and generous and your hands will have a fine time. Sapphire is Las Vegas’s wildest lap dance orgy.

All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

 

Sapphire Comedy Hour — Every Saturday Night

The Sapphire Comedy Hour is a great way to introduce your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment by starting with a risqué comedy show where most of the audience is couples.

The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating, a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This show was recently awarded the Gold Award for Best Comedy Show in Las Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. Plus, the entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. Tonight, host Donny “Dat Dude” Johnson presents Diaz Mackie as the feature performer, and guest comedian Liz Eisman. Plus, there’s a crazy magician, the Shocker, and a classy burlesque dancer, Kalani Kokonuts.  This is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.

You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–non-GMO, organic) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

 

Burlesque at the Boom Boom Room 

Ricardo Montalbum has assembled some of the top local and regional talent for tonight’s show. Hosted by Las Vegas comic, Alex JustAlex, and featuring performances by Charlie Starling (a girl and she’s smokin’ hot), Miss Spent Youth (from LA), Amber DeVille, Miz Charlamay (Las Vegas Burlypicks Champ), Mr. & Mrs. F*cksm*rt (huh?), Lily LaRue, Dahl Suicide (from Suicide Girls), Penni Piper, Salem Embers, DeeDee Cupcake, Jason Krychek (how’d he get in there?) and Isabella Ivy.

Show is $20 at the door and starts at 9 pm (8:30 pm doors). Boomer’s Bar is located at 3200 W Sirius Ave, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+

 

Sunday, February 26

Sinful Sunday at the Sand Dollar Lounge (Free Burlesque Show!)

Buttercup Delight presents Sinful Sunday — Burlesque Vignettes by Tana the Tattooed Lady, Buttercup Delight, Kitschy Koo, Nicki Taylor, and Amber DeVille.  Show time is 11 pm.

The Sand Dollar Lounge is located at 3355 Spring Mountain Rd, Las Vegas. No Cover! Full bar, 21+

[Note: This same show will repeat on Monday night (Feb 27) at 1 am.]

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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All the Porn Stars Appearing at Sapphire Through March

Dillion Harper

Dillion Harper at Sapphire March 18

If you’re coming into Vegas any time in the next month, and you happen to be here on a Friday or Saturday night, Sapphire (club review / club website) will be featuring porn stars every weekend. They perform on stage, then come down from the stage to hang out and party with their fans. They also make themselves available to guys who want to party one-on-one in the VIP room or one of the club’s luxury Skyboxes.

The deals start at $135 (available online here) for a package that lets you party with the star of your choice at her private tables (close to the stage). Included with this deal is a two-hour open bar, plus free limo transport, a line pass, and free admission.

If you’re looking for an only-in-Vegas experience, a VIP dinner and private show package with any of the feature performers that includes an intimate steak and lobster dinner in one of Sapphire’s luxurious Skyboxes, a $500 champagne credit, strawberries and whipped cream, plus free limo transport, a line pass, and free admission for $1600. Early reservations are advised.

You can reserve your private experience with the adult star of your choice online here. Or call 702-869-0003 to reserve the club limo or any other VIP package.

Or get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of gorgeous lap dancers.  All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Fri Feb 24: Ash Hollywood  in the club

Sat Feb 25: Tasha Reign in the club

Fri Mar 3: Samantha Rone in the club

Sat Mar 4:  Selena Santana in the club

Fri Mar 10: Kissa Sins  in the club

Sat Mar 11: Gianna Michaels in the club

Fri Mar 17: Natalia Starr in the club

Sat Mar 18: Dillion Harper Karter in the club

Fri Mar 24: Darcie Dolce  in the club 

Sat Mar 25: Mia Malkova in the Club

Fri Mar 31: Kleio Valentien in the Club

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

In Honor of the Patriots Win . . . Free Sex For Everyone!

Carmen Valentina

Carmen Valentina

Sometimes a story presents itself that is so bizarre I feel there’s no way I can report on it. But then I remember, this is my beat. It’s my job to report on the Vegas adult scene, no matter how weird it gets.  So here goes.

On March 14, two porn stars are going to be giving free blowjobs at an as yet unannounced location in Las Vegas to every guy who:

1. follows either of them on Twitter

2. shows up with a “fresh” (within 7 days) STD test showing he’s clean, and

3. signs a model release agreeing to be filmed

This is all part of a “TeamBJ” production, in which porn stars give free BJs to fans. The company has been making these videos since 2010, usually tied to a sporting event. In this case, TeamBJ announced that free blowjobs wold be given to any guy who wanted one if the Patriots won the Super Bowl. The Pats won, so it’s TeamBJ game on.

Lauren Phillips

Lauren Phillips

In the past, TeamBJ has tied fan blowjob parties to World Cup soccer results and even elections. If Hillary had won in November, this party would already have happened. Trump spoiled it, but his friend Tom Brady came through and the girls are now doing jaw exercises to get ready for the big day.

The girls providing the lip service are Carmen Valentina and Lauren Phillips. Both of them were at the Adult Entertainment Expo last month at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas (see AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2017 Diary.)

Exactly how many guys they’ll be blowing is not known but they say that every guy who shows up and meets the requirements above will get his dick sucked.

Right now, they have about 500,000 Twitter followers, so the number of BJs given will depend on how many of them actually make it to Vegas on March 14, with a fresh and clean STD test, willing to be filmed (masks are allowed if you’re camera shy).

Is it legal? Yes, for all consenting adults, since the girls are not charging for the BJs.

If you’re interested in participating in this event, you must contact TeamBJ by March 1 and get your STD test by March 7. You’ll find complete details on the Official TeamBJ website.

Yiffing, Sploshing, and Other New Menu Items You Can Order in a Legal Brothel

Nevada Brothel Sex Slave

Alice Little – Sex Slave
All Tied Up and Waiting for Instructions

Las Vegas area brothels are constantly updating their sex menus.  I was perusing one such menu recently, and here are some of this year’s innovations.

Sploshing, an increasingly popular service in local brothels, is sex play with food (usually things like whipped cream, jello, yogurt, custard or cake batter).  It falls under the wider category of WAM (wet and messy) sex, which might also include using such sticky or slippery substances as sludge, mud, slime, motor oil or any other goopy thing people generally try to keep from getting on themselves.  One form of sploshing, most popular in summer months, is Ice Cream Sex.

“Yiffing” is dressing up like a furry animal, or having sex with someone dressed up as a furry animal. Yes, you can now play woodland creatures doing naughty things in the Las Vegas area brothels. 

Then there’s Star Trek Sex Play, which is a type of role play where you engage in sex as characters from Star Trek. During the August 2016 Star Trek convention in Las Vegas, the Alien Cathouse’s VIP suites were completely sold out.   Especially popular were Clingon BDSM parties, Orion Slave Girl parties, and reenactments of “Pon Farr,” when a Vulcan gets “blood fever” and must have sex once every seven years.

And no matter what kind of traditional or odd service you are looking for in a brothel, you can now negotiate for unlimited orgasms with your experience.  Generally, when you have sex with a prostitute, it’s understood that you get one “pop.” But you should know that you can always negotiate for two or more, for a little extra money.

For more ideas, you can check out advice on everything from Dominating Your Sex Slave and Making a Sex Tape, to Negotiating Orgies and Super Hero Role Play, on the BunnyRanch site (you can get the same or similar services at Alien Cathouse (brothel review/brothel website), Love Ranch Vegas (brothel review/brothel website), and Sheri’s Ranch (brothel review/brothel website), all about an hour’s drive from Vegas.

If you’re in Vegas, keep in mind that prostitution is only legal in the licensed brothels just an hour’s drive away. If you don’t have a car, they’ll send a limo for you.