A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

NFR Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

National Finals Rodeo Is Back!

The National Finals Rodeo (NFR) events took place in Texas in 2020, which had a lot of Las Vegans worried that NFR might be gone for good. But breathe easy, Vegas, NFR has returned to Vegas for 2021. The events at the Thomas and Mack Center run from Dec 2-11. Get all the details at the NFR website here. So, this weekend and next weekend the town will be packed with cowboys.

Friday, December 3 / Saturday, December 4 / Sunday, December 5 

Porn Star Rachael Cavalli at Little Darlings

Rachael Cavalli at Little Darlings

 Little Darlings is featuring porn babe Rachael Cavalli on both Friday and Saturday nights (Dec 3-4). Rachael will be doing two shows each night after 11 pm. When not on stage, she will be available for private VIP shows.

Little Darlings features fully nude dancers and you only have to be 18+ to gain entry. Because there’s no alcohol served, the dancers also have to be 18+.

The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Reagan Reilly at Palomino Club

Reagan Reilly

Reagan Reilly at Palomino Club

  TVO’s favorite pole dancer, the award-winning knockout, Reagan Reilly, will be performing at Palomino Club this weekend, Friday and Saturday night, Dec 3-4. If you haven’t seen Reagan yet, don’t miss her. She’s also available for private VIP dances.

Palomino has the best Sunday Night Football bash among the Vegas strip clubs. This Sunday, December 5, it’s the Denver Broncos (6-5) vs Kansas City Chiefs (7-4). Doors open at 4:30 pm on Sunday, with the kickoff at 5:20 pm.

Radio KOMP 92.3, the Rock Station, will be remote-broadcasting from the club during the game, and sponsoring some of the prizes and giveaways. Look for $150 bottles all game long, $30 domestic beer buckets, BOGO shots at half time, and a free taco bar.

Palomino is the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and fully nude dancers, both on stage and in the private VIP shows. You must be 21+, but dancers only have to be 18+.

You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

DJ Steph Walsh at Hustler Club

  Hustler Club is featuring DJ Steph Walsh this weekend, doing live sets on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights (Dec 2-4). Show your rodeo ticket at the door and the first round is on the house.

Every weekend, on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting at 9 pm, Jennifer Romas’ sizzling strip club version of burlesque, Sexxy After Dark, is featured on the main stage. If you’re in Vegas any weekend, see this show one night.

Check out Hustler’s party package deals here, or call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Treasures — Still the Best Gourmet Grub in Vegas

Treasures is open on Thanksgiving, with doors at 8 pm. This is the only gentlemen’s club in Vegas with an attached gourmet steakhouse (and it’s open all night). Take one of the dancers for dinner and skip the pumpkin pie. Finish by having her for dessert in the upstairs VIP. The club stays open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights when they stay open till 8 am. Check out their package deals here.  Or call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

Watch Sunday and Monday Night Football at Sapphire

  TVO’s sister company, Las Vegas Advisor, rated Sapphire’s Monday Night Football bash as the best party with the best value among the Vegas strip clubs. See their podcast review here. See also TVO reader Nunya’s full report on Sapphire’s MNF party here.

Sapphire is now offering the same package for the Sunday Night Football games that they have for their Monday Night Football party. $25 gets you admission to the Showroom, 2 drinks, and an all-you-can-eat buffet.

See Sapphire’s other MNF package deals for couples and groups online here. Or call 702-869-0003 for reservations, complimetary limo pickup, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Touch of Burlesque at Centerfolds Cabaret

♦  Centerfolds Cabaret features a Touch of Burlesque at 11 pm, Wednesday through Sunday. The luscious cast includes Jessica Ward from Cirque du Soleil, Katie Matthews from Zombie Burlesque, Abilene Burics from Fantasy at Luxor, Mariah Ware from Cherry Boom Boom, Shayla from Spiegelworld’s “Atomic Saloon” and Nikola Weiterova from 53X at Paris.

If you’re in Vegas this weekend, see this show one night. These dancers will fill your dreams for nights to come. Give yourself a reason to love Vegas again, and a reason to come back.

See Centerfolds’ package deals here, or call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spend Your Bitcoin at Crazy Horse 3

Crazy Horse III is the only strip club in Vegas that accepts Bitcoin for all goods and services. Don’t let your cryptocurrency millions burn a hole in your digital wallet, floating around out there in cyberspace. This is the place to blow a wad. See CH3’s package deals here, or call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Minks Xmas Booze Specials All This Month

♦  Minks is featuring $100 bottles of Vodka, Whiskey, Rum and Tequila Sunday through Wednesday throughout December. Minks also screens the Thursday Night Football games every week. Tonight (Thur, Dec 2). it’s the Cowboys vs the Saints. Look for bottles of Bud Light and Ultra for just $4 during the game. It’s also “Beat the Clock Thursday” which means that all drinks & drafts from 8-9 pm are just $1; 9-10 pm $2; 10-11 pm $3; and 11-12 pm $4.

Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Deja Vu Showgirls — Sunday School

   Every Sunday, Deja Vu Showgirls has select bottles for just $99. It’s also Sunday School Day and if you show up in a schoolgirl outfit, you get free admission. Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Other Vegas Strip Clubs

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library has a webite here. The club has recently gone full nude. They have apparently given up their liquor license, so you only have to be 18+ to enter. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

 Girl Collection open on weekends. Valet parking is $40 with a $50 admission charge. Call for reservations and more info at 702-410-9999 or 1- (844) 447-5758. Topless, full bar, 21+

 Sophia’s, the reincarnation of OG (Olympic Garden), is back in operation. Topless, full bar, 21+

The dancers are back at Talk of the Town. The club is open every day from 4 pm till 2 am. Call the club at (702) 385-1800 for more info. Don’t bother asking for a free limo ride, as this place has no limos. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Scores is undergoing some major construction but remains open from 8 pm – 7 am daily. The boss, Leo, is turning this club into a real contender in the Vegas strip club scene. For free limo ride and free admission, call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is open seven nights a week — Mon-Thur 9 pm to 5 am, Fri-Sun 9 pm to 8 am. Call 702-796-3600 for reservations, limo transport, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Honey’s (formerly Legends Room).

Wednesday Specials in the Vegas Strip Clubs

It’s “Salute to Military” night at Hustler Club every Wednesday. That means free entry for veterans and active military with military ID, plus a free VIP card and $100 bottles of 3 Ugly Ones Vodka all night. For reservations, more info or free transport, call the club at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds Cabaret has a VIP Celebration every Wednesday, with an open bar from 10 pm to midnight! Parties of 5 or more receive a comp bottle of VRTX Vodka or Belaire Lux Champagne. A Touch of Burlesque show at 11 pm. Locals also receive half-price drinks everyday. Call (702) 767-8757 for the free house limo, reservations, bottle packages or more info. (You must use club transportation, walk up, or drive yourself, and mention this deal (from the club’s facebook page) upon arrival. Topless, full bar, 21+

Minks has half-price beer buckets atonight. Minks also provides limo service from the Strip hotels if you purchase a bottle package. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Tuesday Night in the Vegas Strip Clubs — Great Deals!

Tuesday night in the Vegas strip clubs means special prices for both locals and out-of-staters. These are the clubs running great Tuesday deals:

Deja Vu Showgirls promotion is the original “$2 Tuesday” with well and call drinks, plus all domestic and imported beers, just $2 each all night long.  Doors open at 6 pm and the $2 special is good all night (the club closes at 4 am). Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club also has a “$2 Tuesday” promotion with well and call drinks, plus all domestic and import beer just two bucks each all night long. (Ultra premium liquors excluded.)  Also, today is the last day (Nov 30) for Hustler’s food drive throughout November: Bring a non-perishable food item for a complimentary Hustler Vodka Cocktail! Bring in 2 non-perishable food items and receive a BOGO Dance! For reservations, more info or free transport, call the club at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds Cabaret features a “Tequila Tuesday” special with all Tequila drinks and Tequila shots just $5 all night long. Locals (with NV ID) always get half-price drinks. Call (702) 767-8757 for the free house limo, reservations, bottle packages or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Little Darlings now celebrates “Hookah Tuesday” every week. All hookahs are just $18 all day and all night. The club features fully nude dancers and you only have to be 18+ to gain entry. The club is open today from 11 am till 6 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Crazy Horse III offers “Taco Tuesdays” every week, the only Tuesday night food special in the Vegas strip clubs. Freshly-made tacos are just $1 each, with your choice of pork, chicken or carne asada. CH3 is also the only Vegas strip club that accepts Bitcoin for all goods and services. Save 40% when you pre-purchase a VIP package online. Call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Minks “Two for Tuesdays” promotion  means that all drinks and drafts are two for the price of one tonight. Minks also now provides limo service from the Strip hotels if you purchase a bottle package. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+