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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

UFC 232 Viewing Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Jon Jones Returns to Reclaim the UFC Light Heavyweight Championship

UFC fan favorite Jon Jones (21-1-0) wants his light heavyweight title back and he’ll have to beat Alexander Gustafsson to earn it. Jones has a “colorful” UFC career, to say the least. He’s been suspended three times — once for a hit-and-run incident and twice for doping violations.

The current light heavyweight champ is Daniel Cormier — whom Jones has already fought twice and beaten twice (once by unanimous decision and once by KO) — but Cormier has moved up to the heavyweight division and won’t defend his light heavyweight title against Jones. Cormier is 22-1, with his only loss being to Jones, but was 22-2 (with both losses to Jones).  One loss by KO was declared no contest when Jones was suspended for doping.

Some might think Cormier is scared shitless to go back into the ring with Jones, a fighter who’s already bested him twice and a man that no fighter yet has been able to beat in the octagon. Although Jones’ record is 21-1, he’s never actually been beaten. His one loss was in 2009 because he was disqualified for illegal use of his elbows. Hopefully, Jones’ doping problems are behind him and he’ll regain the title that many feel he never should have lost.

So, the UFC is pitting Jones against Gustafsson, another former champ, and the winner will be declared the light heavyweight champ, stripping Cormier of that title.

A UFC Women’s Featherweight Championship bout between current champ Cris Cyborg and current UFC Women’s Bantamweight Champion Amanda Nunes is the co-main event.

The fight is being held at T-Mobile Arena in Vegas on Saturday, December 29. Tickets to watch the fight live run from $220 to $3000+, but the best seats are in the best Vegas strip clubs where the big HD screens are better for viewing the action than the $2000 seats at T-Mobile. Plus, you can drink booze and have a topless girl in your lap to soothe your frazzled nerves.

Vegas Strip Clubs Screening UFC 232

Sapphire already has a number of package deals available for UFC 232. The basic price is $35 and includes limo transportation to the club from your hotel, reserved seating in the Showroom (which features three of the largest HD screens in Vegas), and Sapphire’s excellent buffet (think barbecue, Mexican food, mac and cheese, salads, Asian hors d’oeuvres and groaning tables full of desserts, all served at the proper temperatures by a professional catering staff). For group, party and bottle packages, check out all of Sapphire’s package deals here. Topless, full bar, 21+

Deja Vu Showgirls will be screening UFC 232. There will be an open bar from 6 pm to 9 pm (domestics & wells) with a $20 cover for locals and out-of-state. Cover is $45 if you arrive by cab or Uber, so don’t! Call (702) 308-4605 for free limo transport to the club (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Deja Vu has the best private VIP dance prices of all Vegas topless clubs. Check out Deja Vu’s VIP package deals for groups and couples. Topless, full bar, 21+

Crazy Horse III has a $50 package that includes transportation to the club, free entry, a $60 drink voucher and free pizza. Topless, full bar, 21+

I will update this list as more clubs announce screening parties.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, December 14

Palomino Club — Wild Girls, Wild Stage Show, Wildest Party in Vegas!

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Laly at Palomino Club

♦  Palomino Club has a full bar and dancers who perform totally nude. You won’t find that combo at any other strip club in Vegas. The law in this town says booze and pussy don’t mix. Fortunately for us, the last time the Pope was in Vegas (on a high-rollers junket), he gave Palomino a special dispensation from the law.

Dancers here also perform nude in the private VIP rooms, with nude dances in the club’s one-on-one curtained VIP booths starting at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab).

Drafts are only $6 and domestic bottles are $8 for locals and out-of-towners alike. Friendly prices and dancers like Penthouse Pet Laly make sure Palomino Club is always on TVO’s list of the best Vegas strip clubs for value.

On weekend nights, 100+ of the hottest bods in Vegas will get naked on stage, all ripe and ready for up-close-and-physical VIP dances. Check out our photo galleries of Palomino dancers Valentina Estrella and Renee for an idea of the quality of the girls in this club.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino’s package deals for couples, groups and solo guys.

Feel free to bring your wife or girlfriend because Palomino is also one of Vegas’ friendliest strip clubs for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+ Read more…

Sapphire’s Sweet 16 Anniversary Bash!
Free Food! Free Booze! Hot Babes!

Sapphire Las Vegas stripper photo

Jessica Ann is a Sapphire Gem

On Thursday, December 13 (tomorrow night!), from 7 – 9 pm, Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club is celebrating its sixteenth anniversary party. Sapphire’s annual birthday bash is the one Vegas strip club party I never miss. It’s two hours of gourmet eats and high-end booze — all 100% FREE — with live performances by Hardnox and Boogie Knights.  Plus, the club will be full of the hottest babes in Vegas.

Bring your appetite because the food this year is provided by the Sapphire Grill, El Dorado Cantina, Zenshin Asian Restaurant and Pinkbox Doughnuts. There will be lots of candy and dessert treats of all kinds. Expect multiple buffets and food tables scattered around the club with everything served at the proper temperature by a professional catering staff and gorgeous servers.

The liquid refreshment sponsors include: Hennessy, Jack Daniels, Patron, Jagermeister, Bacardi, Campari, Belvedere, Grey Goose, Martini & Rossi, Jevo, Ambros Banana Whiskey and Red Bull. The liquor is all on the house. Everything is all you can eat and drink.

The party is free, provided you arrive in Sapphire’s free limo or your own transportation (not a cab, not Uber, and not a casino limo). So if you need a ride, call for the complimentary limo at 702-869-0003 or reserve the limo and check out the club’s package deals at Sapphire’s website here. Topless, full bar, 21+

Drink High-End Booze for $2 on Tuesdays at Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas

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Tiffany at Deja Vu Showgirls

Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas is one of my picks for best Vegas strip clubs on a budget, and this post is about yet another reason for that.

I’ve been mentioning pretty regularly the club’s open bar (domestics and wells) which now runs from 6 – 9 pm every night.  But Tuesday nights go even beyond that.

The regular nightly open bar is still in place from 6 – 9 pm, but every Tuesday night at Deja Vu Showgirls is also “Two-Dollar Tuesday.” That means you’ll pay just two bucks each for your drinks all night long. This isn’t a happy hour, it’s a happy twelve hours (6 pm – 6 am). The deal includes all beers (domestics and imports), all well drinks and all call drinks. (Excluded are champagnes, wines, and super premium liquors.)   Read more…