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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, January 17

Treasures — Luxury and High Mileage

treasures vegas stripper  If you’re looking for a Vegas gentlemen’s club that’s a cut above the norm, with beautiful dancers who will flirt with you all night and get physical when you’re ready, Treasures may be the club you’re looking for.

No other Vegas club compares to Treasures for luxury — think crystal chandeliers, oil paintings on the walls, balconies, a winding staircase and deep easy chairs in the VIP.  Plus this is the only strip club in Vegas with a gourmet steakhouse, open all night, where you can entertain a buddy or client or even invite one of the dancers for a romantic meal before you undress her for dessert.

If you’re more into playing the field, this is the darkest strip club in Vegas and that means some of the highest mileage lap dances and private shows you’ll ever find. (To get an idea of how far you can go at Treasures, see this comment from a TVO reader about his recent experience at the club.)

Treasures is a premium club and charges like it but you can enjoy it for the price of a lesser club if you take advantage of one of the package deals on the club website. Their $50 “club package” includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks), in addition to free round-trip limo service to your hotel, free admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table for the night.

Do you prefer top shelf liquor and think three drinks is for amateurs? Treasures’ $120 “VIP Open Bar package” is one of the best strip club deals in Las Vegas. In addition to free admission, round-trip limo service, a line pass, and a VIP table, that package includes a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne. Plus, if you take a dancer to the VIP, they pause your open bar time.

If you don’t want to commit to a package but you want to save on cab fare and the club’s admission charge, just call Treasures at 702-257-3030 for their free round-trip limo service and you’ll get free admission even without a package, no strings attached.  Topless, full bar, 100+ dancers, age 21+

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Naked Girls, Wildest Stage Show in Vegas

Serena Gets Naked at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club is the only strip club in Vegas with both a full bar and dancers who take off everything, including their g-strings, not only on stage but in every VIP dance.

Its also the Vegas strip club with the wildest, sexiest stage show. Wait till you see these stunning naked angels flying around the stripper poles, doing shameless girl-on-girl fantasy acts, and teasing the guys on the rail with in-your-face floor work.  For an idea of the dancer quality at Palomino Club, click on our galleries of ReneeLily and our December Dancer of the Month, Octavia. The 130+ girls you’ll find here at peak hours make Palomino one of the best strip clubs in Las Vegas.

Drinks start at only $7 for a draft beer and the high-mileage, fully-nude VIP dances, in one-on-one private booths or bedrooms, start at $100 with no extra bar tab, one of the best strip club VIP dance deals in Vegas.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip transportation to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability — you can usually catch a ride if you’re flexible on pick-up time and location).

And be sure to check out Palomino’s package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys.  A package is a good deal here not only for the royalty treatment and drink discounts, but for the reserved VIP table, as this popular club gets to standing room only at peak hours. Nude, full bar, 21+

XXX Bondage Princess Sophia Grace Seeks TLC at Sapphire

Sophia Grace at Sapphire

  Sophia Grace has appeared in a lot of XXX bondage flicks like Bound Gangbangs, Brutal Sessions, Hard Tied, Sex and Submission, and Brutal Castings, so in her first time ever appearing live at Sapphire, she’s just hoping to find a few nice gentlemen to snuggle up topless with. (See Get Physical with a Porn Star in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Sophia Grace.)

Sophia begins her stage performances at 11:30 pm, and in between stage sets, she’ll be flirting with her fans, looking for guys who’d like to play with her in private. You can get a seat at Sophia’s private tables for only $135 online here (or call 702-869-0003).  You get a 2-hour open bar (for everything but champagne and super-premiums) with that package in addition to first crack at Sophia’s undivided attention.

Sapphire also offers a $65 or $99 solo guest package deal that gets you a reserved VIP table in the heart of the best lap dance orgy in the USA (think 400+ stacked 9s and 10s who like to get up close and physical). Check out TVO reader Chris’s trip report for the royalty treatment you can expect with those. Just add twenties and you’re in titty paradise.

You can also find package deals for bottle service, groups and couples through that link. All of Sapphire’s packages include a drink discount, free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass and the club’s royalty treatment.

Note: Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours, so a package deal is worth it for the reserved table alone.  There’s nothing sadder than a guy at a lap dance orgy without a lap!

For future Vegas trips, see our schedule of Sapphire’s upcoming porn cuties, updated weekly. Topless, full bar, 21+

BJ McNaughty Does Two Nights at Little Darlings

  Little Darlings will be featuring BJ McNaughty two consecutive nights, Friday and Saturday, January 17-18, doing two shows each night after 11 pm. BJ is a stripper who wears clown makeup, for all you guys with clown fantasies. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Boob Job Giveaway Contest at All Vegas Deja Vu Affiliated Clubs

  All three Deja Vu affiliated strip clubs in Vegas — Deja Vu Showgirls, Little Darlings and Hustler Club — will be participating in the chain’s nationwide contest for a dancer to win $500 and an all-expenses-paid boob job in Beverly Hills. Deja Vu and Hustler are topless, full bar, 21+. Little Darlings is nude, no alcohol, 18+

Saturday, January 18

London River Gets Kinky at Sapphire, Plus UFC 246 Fight Screening Party

The Return of Conor McGregor

London River at Sapphire Las Vegas

London River at Sapphire

  If you’re a UFC fan in Vegas to get some money down on Conor McGregor’s return to the cage, place your bets at your favorite sports book then head over to Sapphire for the hottest UFC 246 fight party in Vegas, with preliminary events starting at 6 pm in the club’s Showroom. The basic fight party package is just $35 and that includes free admission, the best HD screens and Dolby surround sound in town, a sumptuous buffet, and free limo transport to the club. Bottle packages are available for groups of six or more. See Conor McGregor Returns for more info. Check out all of Sapphire’s UFC package deals here.

London River Unleashes Her Big Guns

After the fights, you’ll exit right into Sapphire’s main room for the most notorious lap dance orgy in Vegas, featuring tonight one of the hottest bodies in porn, London River. (See Get Physical with a Porn Star in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on London.)

The adorable star of Electrosluts starts her first stage set at 11:30 pm, but the real fun starts when she comes off stage looking for guys who want a shockingly uninhibited experience with her in one of Sapphire’s VIP rooms. If you want first shot at getting London to yourself, just reserve a seat in her private flirting zone for only $135 online. A two-hour open bar (that includes the good stuff) is included with that package.

If instead you prefer to dive headfirst into Sapphire’s high-mileage lap dance orgy, get the $65 or $99 solo package deal, both of which include a drink discount and a reserved VIP table in titty central. Let 400+ stacked babes in lacy lingerie tempt you with more titties than any man deserves to have in one night.

You’ll also find package deals for bottle service, groups and couples through that link.  All Sapphire packages include free limo transport to the club, a reserved VIP table, free admission, a line pass, and Sapphire’s royalty treatment.

Because Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours, I advise getting a package deal not only for the drink discount but for the reserved VIP table. To properly enjoy a lap dance orgy, you must have a lap!

For upcoming Vegas trips, you may be interested in our calendar of Sapphire’s upcoming porn features.  We update that page weekly so bookmark it.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Get a package or call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo and get in free instead!

Final Night to See BJ McNaughty at Little Darlings

 Last chance to see clown stripper BJ McNaughty at Little Darlings. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Other Vegas Strip Clubs Screening UFC 246

  Crazy Horse 3 is screening the fights with free pizza, $20 beer buckets and 50% off on premium bottles. Their standard $50 package deal includes transport, admission, and $60 in booze. Topless, full bar, 21+

  Hustler Club will also be screening the fight. No details are available yet, but usually admission would be $50, or locals free with Vu Card. Topless, full bar, 21+

Saturday Cabaret Burlesque at Phoenix Bar & Lounge

  Local amateurs DeMarcus Montrese, Elyse Elaine, ILY Royale W/Cheese, Lucie May, Miss La Tida, Mr. Big Stuart and Sam Panda lose most of their clothes tonight at the Phoenix Bar & Lounge.

Hosted by D.D. Darlin’, the show starts at 11 pm. The Phoenix Bar is a gay bar located at 4213 W Sahara Ave, Las Vegas. No cover. Full bar, 21+

Sunday, January 19

Vegas Strip Clubs Screening the NFL Conference Championships on Sunday

  Football games are always more fun when you have access to topless girls at halftime. The Conference Championship games today (Sunday) are the Titans vs Chiefs at 12:00 pm and the 49ers vs Packers at 3:40 pm. These are the games that will decide which two teams will play in the Super Bowl on February 2.

Sapphire will be screening the NFC and AFC Championship games and it’s the only club with 24/7 free limo transport.  Admission is free as long as you don’t arrive by cab, Uber or Lyft.  Happy hour deals on drinks apply. Call Sapphire at 702-869-0003 to schedule your free ride.

Other clubs where you can expect to find the games being screened are: Cheetahs, Crazy Horse 3 and Hustler Club.

Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s

  If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island).  Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only regular bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.

2020 Super Bowl LIV Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs (Updated 2x)

Super Bowl Is Two Weeks from This Sunday!

The 2020 Super Bowl will be played at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens, Florida on Sunday, February 2, 2020. Maybe we don’t know which teams are in it yet, but you know you’re going to watch the game and, if you’re a gambling man, you know you’ll be coming to Vegas to get your bets down.

So, are you going to hang around a casino sports book where there will likely be standing room only? Why do that, when the best Super Bowl parties are always in the best Vegas strip clubs?  Last year, ten different strip clubs had Super Bowl parties and I expect this year to be similar. So far, I have party information from six clubs.

Treasures Features An Open Bar & Halftime Dollar Dances

Treasures is offering three different packages this year, all of which include free round-trip limo from any Strip or downtown resort, free admission, plus the club’s tailgate buffet.

The Basic Package is $100 total (taxes and gratuity included) and includes an open bar (domestics & wells) from the club opening at 1:15 till the end of the game.  The buffet is all-you-can-eat from 1:15 till the game ends as well.

The Premium Package is $125 and includes a premium open bar (Grey Goose level) and imported beer till from club opening to the end of the game.  The only booze not included is aged liquor and super premiums.

The NY Steak Dinner Package is $188 and includes the premium open bar plus a prime New York steak dinner with salad, side dish & coffee.  The Treasures gourmet steakhouse is open all night.

Plus, Treasures is bringing back halftime dollar dances this year!

The game starts at 3:30 pm and is expected to end around 7 pm, so those open bar packages are an excellent deal.  The premium open bar package is usually $120 for only two hours, without the tailgate buffet!

This event is expected to sell out, so you must pre-book a package. Super Bowl limo pickups will be scheduled between 1 pm and 3 pm, but you must allow a 45-minute window on pickup time, so book early.

Call Treasures at 702-257-3030 to reserve any package.  The packages will also be available on the club website soon. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire’s Early Bird Prices for the Best Buffet and Dollar Lap Dances

Sapphire Las Vegas Super Bowl PartySapphire Las Vegas has started selling tickets for the club’s popular Super Bowl 2020 party on its website, and if you purchase tickets online now, you’ll save money.

The Super Bowl party in the Sapphire Showroom features the three largest HD screens in Vegas (movie theater size).  The Showroom also features Dolby surround sound so you can hear the groans of every crumpled warrior on the field. And Sapphire always puts out a lavish catered buffet of food like barbecue, gourmet Mexican, Asian hors d’oeuvres, pasta dishes, grilled veggies, salads and a dessert section that’s a dieter’s nightmare.  Plus, you also get a nice view of stacked topless girls that you don’t get in any sports book and Sapphire’s famous halftime dollar lap dance tsunami.

The best early deal right now is the club’s Exclusive VIP package for $125. This deal includes free limo transport from your hotel, free admission, a line pass, reserved seating in the Showroom, and the club’s buffet. The price on this package will likely go up to $150 well before game day and if you wait until game day, it could be even higher. This party usually sells out.

Sapphire’s $75 package includes all of the above, except that you’ll be seated in the main room with smaller screens and the buffet will be tailgate-style food.  Think wings, hot dogs, mac and cheese, doughnuts and the like.

Sapphire is also offering a Showroom premium open bar deal for $199 (includes everything but super premiums and champagne) or bottle service for $130 through that same link. Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino Club — Vegas’ Only All-Nude Super Bowl Halftime Show (& It’s FREE)

Palomino Club Vegas Dancer

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

Palomino Club has the only Super Bowl viewing party featuring fully-nude dancers. And admission is free as long as you don’t arrive via taxi/Uber/etc. (It’s $30 if you arrive by one of those).

They’ll also have free food: the freshly-grilled taco truck tacos they’ve been featuring at their Sunday Night Football parties. The drink specials have not yet been announced. Last year, there were special prices on drafts, shots, pitchers, bottles, and both domestic and import buckets.

KOMP Rock 92.3 will be doing a live remote broadcast from the club with prizes and giveaways.  Prizes typically include tickets to sporting events like Vegas Golden Knights games.

Call 702-642-2984 to reserve a seat or free limo ride for groups of two or more (solo guys can usually catch a free limo ride if you’re a bit flexible on pick-up time). Or check out Palomino’s package deals for both groups and solo guys. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

The Vegas Short Lap Dance Scam and How to Avoid It

Get Your Lap Dance Money’s Worth In The Vegas Strip Clubs

Tourists spend millions of dollars every year in the Las Vegas strip clubs.  As a result, Vegas strip clubs attract the top dancers from all over the country and even the world. And because the top dancers from all over the world are here competing with each other, we get the best strip club stage shows and highest-mileage lap dances and private shows of strip club customers anywhere.  It’s great!

The only disadvantage of having lots of tourists in the Vegas strip clubs is that they also attract a few strip club hustlers who could never survive in any other town where dancers have to please local regulars to survive.

The latest scam starting to show up in even the best Las Vegas strip clubs is the short lap dance.

A short lap dance is one that lasts less than the length of one song, which in most Vegas strip clubs is 2½ to 3 minutes (the length seems to be set by the club).  It doesn’t matter what the actual length of the recorded song is; DJs are clock watchers and it’s their job to keep things fair for both customers and dancers by cutting the songs to the same length every time.

What happens with a short dance is that the dancer shows up halfway through a song, asks if you’d like a dance, begins the dance immediately (in the middle of the song) when you say yes, then leaves at the end of the song.  Sometimes a short dance will last a minute or less!

Do What the Vegas Locals Do

That’s not the way it’s supposed to be.  Most dancers who approach halfway into a song will sit down when you say yes, usually in your lap, and say, “Okay, we’ll start when the next song starts.”  This is the standard.  You pay $20 a dance and each dance is one song.

Again, this scam could never exist outside of Vegas because it irritates customers and a customer who feels cheated on a lap dance will be unlikely to spring for a VIP room dance with the dancer who gypped him.  But in the large Vegas strip clubs these girls can target the tourists and make a living hitting a dozen of them with one-minute dances.  Not a bad income for 12 minutes’ work!  If there are a half dozen of these hustlers at a club, the same tourist will likely get hit a half dozen times!

In any case, it is very easy to defend yourself from the short lap dance scam.  Just do what the locals do.  If a dancer starts a lap dance after a song has already begun, stop her immediately and tell her that you want to start the dance at the beginning of the next song.

TVO reader Nunya has more advice on stopping the short lap dance in his comment here.

Conor McGregor Returns: UFC 246 Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Conor McGregor Returns as Welterweight vs the Cowboy

Conor McGregor has such a strong fan base that Forbes has said the UFC can’t survive without him.  I can tell you Las Vegas will be packed for his return to the cage, fighting Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone in UFC 246, which will take place on Saturday, January 18, at T-Mobile Arena.

McGregor hasn’t fought since 2018 at UFC 229 when he lost by submission to lightweight champ Khabib Nurmagomedov.  Before that, McGregor lost his boxing match with Floyd Mayweather in 2017.

To return to being the UFC’s champion champ and maintain his megastar status, McGregor needs to crush the popular Cerrone, who is looking for a life-changing upset.

Tickets for the event range from $300 to $9000+. The event is expected to sell out so if you’re planning to see it live, get your tix asap. The good seats are in the $1000 and up range.

The best seats, however, will be in the top Vegas strip clubs, where you can watch the fights with a drink in your hand and a topless babe in your lap. So far, three clubs are advertising UFC 246 screening parties.  Read more…

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