A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Yiffing, Sploshing, and Other New Menu Items You Can Order in a Legal Brothel

Nevada Brothel Sex Slave

Alice Little – Sex Slave
All Tied Up and Waiting for Instructions

Las Vegas area brothels are constantly updating their sex menus.  I was perusing one such menu recently, and here are some of this year’s innovations.

Sploshing, an increasingly popular service in local brothels, is sex play with food (usually things like whipped cream, jello, yogurt, custard or cake batter).  It falls under the wider category of WAM (wet and messy) sex, which might also include using such sticky or slippery substances as sludge, mud, slime, motor oil or any other goopy thing people generally try to keep from getting on themselves.  One form of sploshing, most popular in summer months, is Ice Cream Sex.

“Yiffing” is dressing up like a furry animal, or having sex with someone dressed up as a furry animal. Yes, you can now play woodland creatures doing naughty things in the Las Vegas area brothels. 

Then there’s Star Trek Sex Play, which is a type of role play where you engage in sex as characters from Star Trek. During the August 2016 Star Trek convention in Las Vegas, the Alien Cathouse’s VIP suites were completely sold out.   Especially popular were Clingon BDSM parties, Orion Slave Girl parties, and reenactments of “Pon Farr,” when a Vulcan gets “blood fever” and must have sex once every seven years.

And no matter what kind of traditional or odd service you are looking for in a brothel, you can now negotiate for unlimited orgasms with your experience.  Generally, when you have sex with a prostitute, it’s understood that you get one “pop.” But you should know that you can always negotiate for two or more, for a little extra money.

For more ideas, you can check out advice on everything from Dominating Your Sex Slave and Making a Sex Tape, to Negotiating Orgies and Super Hero Role Play, on the BunnyRanch site (you can get the same or similar services at Alien Cathouse (brothel review/brothel website), Love Ranch Vegas (brothel review/brothel website), and Sheri’s Ranch (brothel review/brothel website), all about an hour’s drive from Vegas.

If you’re in Vegas, keep in mind that prostitution is only legal in the licensed brothels just an hour’s drive away. If you don’t have a car, they’ll send a limo for you. 

Porn Stars Ash Hollywood and Tasha Reign Getting Wild at Sapphire This Weekend

Ash Hollywood

Ash Hollywood at Sapphire on Friday

Sapphire (club review / club website) has two knockout porn stars — both Penthouse models — lined up to drive you crazy with lust this weekend. You can watch them live on stage, then take one or both of them into Sapphire’s VIP to get some personal attention.

On Friday night (Feb 24), petite sweetheart Ash Hollywood will be performing on stage throughout the night, starting around 11:30 pm, then coming down from the stage to party with her fans.

The stunningly beautiful and nubile Ash has been featured in such film classics as Exquisite Slits, Babysitters Gone Bad, Natural Beauties Plastic Wrapped, and the uplifting Too Small to Take It All. 

Tasha Reign

Tasha Reign at Sapphire on Saturday

On Saturday night (Feb 25), former Penthouse Pet and porn mega-star Tasha Reign will be the featured performer. You’ll remember Tasha from Slumber Party Cupcake Sluts as well the intergalactic blockbuster Strippers from Another World.

The porn star package deals start at $135 (available online here) for an experience that lets you party with the star of your choice at her private tables.  This package includes a two-hour open bar, plus free limo transport, a line pass, and free admission. Both Ash and Tasha will be available for private VIP dances when they’re not on stage.

For an erotic night of fun you’ll never forget, a VIP dinner and private dance package with Ash or Tasha includes a private steak and lobster dinner in one of Sapphire’s luxurious Skyboxes, a $500 champagne credit, strawberries and whipped cream, plus free limo transport, a line pass, and free admission for $1600. Early reservations are advised.

You can reserve your private experience with the adult star of your choice online here. Or call 702-869-0003 to reserve the club limo or any other VIP package.

Or get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of gorgeous lap dancers.  All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, February 17

Palomino Club — Naked Girls, Full Bar, and Vegas’ Wildest Stage Show

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Riley Dances at
Palomino Club

Palomino Club (club review / club website) has it all. The dancers are gorgeous. They’re talented, flirty, acrobatic, and completely naked. This is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and nude dancers — and they get naked both on stage and in the private VIP rooms. At peak hours, you’ll have your pick of 100+ girls, all willing to take it all off for you in the VIP.

And you’ll love Palomino’s VIP room. It’s all private curtained booths, so you can focus on the naked girl you’re with instead of the other guys in the VIP. Plus there’s no extra bar tab required in the VIP, so just bring your drink with you. Palomino’s drink prices are a deal, with $6 drafts and $8 domestics for locals and out-of-state visitors alike.

For even more privacy, Palomino has private theme rooms and bedrooms where you can control the lighting and sound.

Palomino also has Las Vegas’ most erotic stage show. It’s a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for an erotic date. The show is crazy sexy and the dancers are couples-friendly.

To get a feel for the club and the dancers, check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night:  Lilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl ShowPole Dancers of Palomino Club, and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett.

Palomino Club Pole Dancers

Scarlett and Bethany at Palomino Club

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Palomino also now has a direct text option on their website) . Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. 

Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge. Call the club and talk to them about package deals that include transportation.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks — or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (Again, that’s free round-trip transport.)  (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.

 

Sapphire — the World’s Largest Lap Dance Orgy with Porn Star Jayden Jaymes

Sapphire Las Vegas Dancer

Mika is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire (club review / club website) is the lap dance capital not only of Vegas, but of the world. First, as the world’s largest gentlemen’s club, there are 400+ dancers on the floor at peak hours. Who else can compete with that?

Second, Sapphire draws the sexiest women from all over the west coast to entertain the crowds here. And there’s no sit-on-your-hands law in Vegas, so the dancers who like to get physical are the ones who fly in, and the mileage is through the roof compared to most other cities.

Simply stated, Sapphire is Fun with a capital F for guys who like tits.

And Sapphire sets the standard for first-class service in a gentlemen’s club. The guys in coats are hosts, not bouncers, and it’s their job to keep the customers happy. If there’s a special type of girl you prefer (from buxom and blonde to sweet and petite), just talk to a host and he’ll steer those girls to your table.

Tonight (Friday, Feb 17) porn queen Jayden Jaymes will be performing live on stage throughout the night and looking for guys to have some up-close-and-personal fun with in the VIP.

Jayden played herself in the American Family Council’s favorite instructional video, Misleading Teens into Anal Sex. She’s an uninhibited, fun-loving, all-American girl, so don’t pass up this opportunity. You’re in Vegas, baby! Do it! Jayden’s here to make money by having fun with her fans. 

You can reserve a seat at Jayden’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can take her into Sapphire’s VIP room or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. Set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003). Make reservations early, as Jayden has a big following.

A solo-guy VIP package (available here) starts at $65 (and includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). Other club packages are available for groups and couples. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table, host service and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7.

For more information on upcoming porn star appearances, see:  Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

 

Busty MILF Sara Jay at Hustler Club All Weekend

Hustler Club (club review) is featuring busty MILF porn star Sara Jay, performing on stage all weekend, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights (Feb 17 – 19). Topless. Full bar. 21+

 

Saturday, February 18

Sapphire — Porn Star Kagney Linn Karter Joins the World’s Largest Lap Dance Brigade

Kagney Linn Karter

Kagney Linn Karter
at Sapphire Saturday Night

Tonight at Sapphire (club review / club website) one of porn’s major tit queens, Kagney Linn Karter, will be driving guys nuts on stage, then looking for anyone who want to mess around with her in private when she comes down from the stage.

Kagney Linn has appeared in more than 200 adult films, including Rack-tastic, Overworked Titties, Tits to Die For, and Tits in Charge. Isn’t it about time you had an uninhibited busty babe topless in your lap? Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law, so don’t pass up this opportunity to let Kagney Linn show you what she’s famous for — in your lap, in your face, and in your roaming hands.

Kagney Linn’s stage performances start around 11:30 pm and continue throughout the night. You can reserve a seat at her tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, invite her into the VIP room, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Skybox for $1600 (includes $500 for champagne). Other packages are available online here. Early reservations are advised. Don’t be shy about asking her for private time. That’s why she’s here.

For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’d prefer to just spend the night sampling Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of lap dancers (400+ at peak hours), helping as many of them as you can to get out of their tops and into your lap, my advice is to get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s unsurpassed selection of gorgeous topless girls. Vegas does NOT have a no-touching law. Be gentle and generous and your hands will have a fine time.  Sapphire is Las Vegas’s wildest lap dance orgy.

All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – it was $18 or $19 last time I checked, but worth it – a no-brainer.)

 

Sapphire Comedy Hour — Every Saturday Night

The Sapphire Comedy Hour is a great way to introduce your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment by starting with a risqué comedy show where most of the audience is couples.

The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating, a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This show was recently awarded the Gold Award for Best Comedy Show in Las Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. The entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. Tonight, host Donny “Dat Dude” Johnson presents Skillz Hudson as the feature performer, plus guest comedian Keith Yackey. Plus, there’s a smooth magician, Mon Dre, and a classy burlesque dancer, Kalani Kokonuts.  This is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.

You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–non-GMO, organic) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

 

Nerdlesque Night at Artifice 

It’s Nerdlesque night at the Artifice. Nerdlesque is just what it sounds like — burlesque by, for, about nerds. Tonight’s theme will focus on characters from the DC universe. (I’ll guess we’ll see Wonder Woman, maybe Batgirl, Catwoman, and Harley Quinn stripping out of their costumes?)

The performers in Nerdlesque are Vegas locals dedicated to reviving the art of traditional striptease. Hosted by JP Nomi Malone, with burlesque performances by Dahlia Dark, Innocence, Katarina Honeybunny, La Rosa Muerta, Loon A Tik, Mae DuLuc, Pistol Holliday, and Charlie Starling, the doors open at 7:30, and the show starts at 8:00. Tickets are $10. The Artifice is located at 1025 S 1st St, Las Vegas. Full bar. 21+

 

Sunday, February 19

Tease & Tails: A Disney Burlesque

Here’s a new burlesque venue, the Velveteen Rabbit, a bar and cocktail lounge downtown in the Arts District. I believe this is the first time this place has had a burlesque show, so let’s see how it works. The theme tonight is “a Disney Burlesque.” The promo material says: “Join us for an evening of turning your cherished childhood memories into confusing sexual fantasies.” Sounds fun to me.

Hosted by Erik Amblad as Mr. Disney, with performances by Lily Starr, Luna La Vie, Strawberry Tallcake, Charlie Starling, Penni Piper, Harlot O’Scara, Naughty Lee Wood, Molly Boom Boom and Nixie Pearl.

Doors 6 pm, show 7 pm. The Velveteen Rabbit is located at 1218 S Main St, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+

 

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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Playboy Brings Back the Naked Girls

Forever settling the question of whether men read Playboy “for the articles,” after a year without the nude pictorials, the magazine has decided to start publishing photo spreads of naked girls again.

It surprised me in March of last year (2016), when Playboy elected to stop publishing nudes, but had little effect on my life. I hadn’t actually seen an issue of Playboy in decades.

But already, after widespread reports that Playboy Enterprises was up for sale, Playboy has reversed direction. The naked girls are back.  To the surprise of no one, naked girls sell.

In an interview in Business Insider, Hefner’s son, Cooper said: “When you have a company and the founder is responsible for kick-starting the sexual revolution and then you pluck out that aspect of the company’s DNA by removing the nudity, it makes a lot of people including me sit and say: ‘What the hell is the company doing?'”

I suspect the return to nude pictorials indicates that the magazine’s prudish board members, who had barred Cooper from board meetings because he so strongly disagreed with the nude-free direction, may have discovered that when men were saying for more than 60 years that they read Playboy for the articles, they weren’t pretending to be making a joke — they really were joking.

The cover of the soon-to-be-released March/April issue now proudly proclaims that “Naked is normal.”