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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Gun Control – The “Make It Rain Gun”

No – this is a not a post on the 2nd Amendment. That right is as firm as the girls in Treasures!

I just noticed several enterprising Las Vegas clubs, DejaVu Showgirls and Centerfolds, offer their customers a Make it Rain Gun!  Enthusiastic fans can shoot fake or real paper bills at the dancers. It’s a way of increasing the velocity of currency into the economy. Your table can be like a mini-Federal Reserve Bank! It’s damn patriotic; I salute them for their civic contribution.

Has anyone used a Make It Rain Gun at a club? Have any of you seen it at work? I’m thinking about the Monday morning pep rally at a time share sales office.

Will we see an arms race between clubs? Are AR-15 models on the planning board. Did the Founding Fathers account for this armament when they drafted the constitution? Will the bigger clubs like Sapphires, Treasures and Spearmint Rhino introduce high cash capacity magazines?

How do the real ‘big boys’, the club security professionals, react to a Make It Rain Gun on your belt during the all-too-common pat downs? And, by the way, why don’t clubs have their dancers do the customer pat downs?  That’s got to be more pleasant than the current way! I’ve had my fill of ex-offensive lineman from Azusa Pacific running their beefy hands across my privates! “Whoa buddy, watch your knuckles in my crotch!”

Are the guns dangerous?

Will dancers need goggles, or suffer vicious paper cuts?

Will they need fishing nets to gather the loot?

Will clubs ban the sideway gun holding position in an order to keep West Coast gang influences away?

Is this a significant revenue opportunity for the clubs?

Could this save us from the misery of a cashless society?

How does crypto currency factor into this fun? Perhaps ray guns or lasers.

The gun sellers make their real profit on the sale of fake currency because most shooters don’t want to use real cash. This is a windfall of “club-bucks,” and the percentages that get swept up in that trend.

So many questions.

So many new ideas.

What are your thoughts? 

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Weekend in Vegas Clubs – May 13th-15th

Elena Koshka at Little Darlings

 Little Darlings  is featuring porn star and social media sensation Elena Koshka! Elena will be doing two shows each night after 11 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, May 13 & 14, . When not on stage, Elena will be available for private VIP shows.

Little D’s features fully nude dancers and you only have to be 18+ to gain entry. Because there’s no alcohol served, the dancers also have to be 18+. The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Hookah packages are available.  Nude, no alcohol, 18+


Palomino Club — Full Nude, Full Bar

  Palomino Club has among the lowest drink prices of all the major Vegas strip clubs — and out-of-staters get the same prices as locals. Palomino is the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and fully nude dancers, both on stage and in the private VIP shows. So, if you’re a drinker and you believe dancers should ditch their g-strings when you’re partying, this is the place. 10% Discount if you pre-pay your reservations!

You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+




♦  Sapphire’s Topless Pool is keeping the Vegas weekends wet and wild. Open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday throughout the summer from noon to 6 pm, this is the best daytime venue in Las Vegas for viewing topless hot chicks in the sunshine.

If you’re planning to hang out for the afternoon, I suggest you rent a lounge chair. Seating at the bar is limited. The lounge chair rental is only $92 for the day and includes a $75 food and beverage credit. If you’re with a group, check out the pool package deals for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, etc., here. Or call for the free limo transport, more info, or anything else at 702-869-0003.

Sapphire Pool, voted Best Pool Party Multiple years in a row, is the place to spend this weekend in Las Vegas.

Sapphire is the biggest strip club in the country, and their Skyboxes are arguably the plushest VIP rooms anywhere.  Call 702-869-0003 for reservations, complimetary limo pickup, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire’s Sunday Hotel Check-out Deal

A great way to extend your Vegas vacation is to let Sapphire make your final few hours here special. If your flight leaves town later today, Sapphire’s limo will chauffeur you from your hotel to their pool, store your luggage for the day, then give you a free ride to the airport when it’s time for you to catch your flight. No charge. Call Sapphire at 702-869-0003 to set it up. Topless, full bar, 21+


Treasures — Gorgeous Girls & Gourmet Food

Treasures is the only gentlemen’s club in Vegas with an attached gourmet steakhouse, now open Tuesday to

Treasures Steakhouse Steak and Lobster Saturday, 8 pm to midnight. Here’s the plan: Test drive a few babes in the club for some titty appetizers. Take your favorite girl for an elegant and romantic dinner, and then finish by having her for dessert in the upstairs VIP.

Treasures will provide complimentary limo service and free admission if you simply call and ask.

The club stays open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights when they stay open till 7 am. Check out their package deals here.  Or call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+


Hustler Club — Sexxy

Every Thursday, Friday and Saturday night, starting at 9 pm, Hustler Club features Jennifer Romas’ sizzling strip club version of burlesque, Sexxy After Dark, on the main stage. Also on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, from 11 pm to 2 am, DJ Cammi will be spinning live electro house beats.

Rooftop parties starting at 2:30am on Friday and Saturdays.

Porn Star Brunch 9am to 12:30pm (check with the club)

Check out Hustler’s party package deals here, or call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+









Touch of Burlesque Every Night at Centerfolds Cabaret

Centerfolds Cabaret features Touch of Burlesque Friday and Saturday at 11 pm.  (Shows are all week) Hookah also available all night Long. Locals get half priced drinks always! See the TVO REVIEW of a Touch of Burlesque.  The show is a great date night! See Centerfolds’ package deals here, or call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Peppermint Hippo — AFTERHOURS

  The Peppermint Hippo  AFTERHOURS parties on Friday and Saturday ‘Nights.’ Starting at 3am featured DJs  ‘Vtech’ and ‘dj P-JAY’

Great drink specials all night and all morning!

Floyd Mayweathers’s Girl Collection

This is a great weekend to check out Floyd Mayweather’s new Girl CollectionGirl Collection open on weekends. Best hip-hop DJ’s in Las Vegas. Valet parking is $40 with a $50 admission charge.

All of the dancers here have been hand-picked by Floyd himself, who likes beautiful women with lots of curves. Floyd’s place is the wildest hip-hop party in town. Private-room dances start at $150 for 10 minutes—a deal for a club of this caliber. Ladies welcome, with or without a male companion. Great food menu if you’re hungry. Call for reservations and more info at 702-410-9999 or 1- (844) 447-5758. Topless, full bar, 21+


 Scores recently expanded … check out the new 2-story pole dancing! Scores is open from 8 pm – 7 am daily. The boss, Leo, is turning this club into a real contender in the Vegas strip club scene. Hookah available. For free limo ride and free admission, call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino

♦  Spearmint Rhino  which says they’ve been playing on a different level since 1999, is featuring a weekend
Happy Hour [After Pool Specials] Thursday to Sunday from 2pm – 8pm. See club for weekday hours.  For reservations, complimentary limo transport or more info, call (702) 796-3600. Topless, full bar, 21+


Other Vegas Strip Clubs

  Every Sunday, Deja Vu Showgirls has select bottles for just $99.  Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  Crazy Horse III is the only strip club in Vegas that accepts Bitcoin for all goods and services, including VIP packages and even lap dances. Plus, if you purchase a VIP package online, you’ll get a 40% discount. See CH3’s package deals here, or call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  Every Thursday night, Minks features “Beat the Clock Thursday” which means that all drinks & drafts from 8-9 pm are just $1; 9-10 pm $2; 10-11 pm $3; and 11-12 pm $4.Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Hookah lounge. Free Admission for Las Vegas locals. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library has a webite here. The club has given up their liquor license and gone full nude, so you only have to be 18+ to enter. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

 Sophia’s, the reincarnation of OG (Olympic Garden), is up and running again. Music by DJ Needles.  Hookah and limo rides available. Opens at 8pm. Call them at 702-982-6777. Topless, full bar, 21+

The dancers are back at Talk of the Town. The club is open every day from 4 pm till 2 am. Call the club at (702) 385-1800 for more info. Don’t bother asking for a free limo ride, as this place has no limos. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Play It Again Sam’s, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again.


ATTENTION CLUB MANAGERS: If you have information you’d like to include in these weekend updates, please email me directly at

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Centerfolds “A Touch of Burlesque” – A TVO Review

Is Centerfolds’ Burlesque a Game Changer?

After hearing tons of buzz in town I finally saw Centerfold’s extravagant “Touch of Burlesque” show. It far exceeded my expectations!

Las Vegas clubs have been experimenting with non-traditional acts, and add on performances, for several years. The trend started before the “state of emergency’ … and, with a lack of tourists, conventioneers and international travelers the clubs accelerated the trials into magic, comedy, adult themed musical reviews, male strippers and traditional burlesque.  Sapphires and Hustler Club were among the boldest into this expansion of the men’s club entertainment pallet.

Honestly, when I saw the title “Touch of Burlesque” I was put off by the idea of an overly nostalgic, campy imitation of the art form from the early 20th century.  A tribute to 100-year old-fashioned costumes, hairdos, jokes, music and mildly erotic dance didn’t float my boat.

Jeepers Superman! Was I in for a surprise at Centerfolds?

The producers of the show rely on a talented cast of stage dancers from every part of the Las Vegas entertainment community. The staging of their well-executed dance routines cleverly utilizes the unique interior of Centerfolds. The club has a multilevel set of platforms that make this intimate venue feel like a brand-new mega resort showroom. The audience can’t focus on just one stage when there are arial specialists spinning in one place, dancers on three other stages, and balconies occupied by glamourous showgirls.

Each act runs from 5-8 minutes, with powerful dance music on a superior sound system. The costume variety ranges from elaborate headdresses, inspired by the Copacabana, to vintage flight attendants from the time we called them stewardesses. Between each stage number the regular dancers from Centerfolds do their thing in the way we’ve come to love. Get your dance dollars ready to ‘make it rain’ because in two songs the Burlesque show is back on. The artistry and effort put into the show gives Centerfolds a feeling like Havana in 1956. The famous Pre-Castro shows at The Hotel Nationale and the Tropicana is where you think you’ll be. Bring a date!

Here’s why I suggested this strategy might be a club game changer. The place was packed on a Wednesday night. The “Burlesque” show starts at 11pm, and the audience was full of women. Most with dates, some groups of women out traveling in their own posse. The guys who were escorting their dates didn’t look at all like most of us! To put it bluntly, if metrosexuals needed a strip club to feel comfortable in … this is it! I laughed my ass off watching guys, who look like Sociology professors, and Pediatricians, flinging dollar bills at the club dancers. They didn’t throw so well if you catch my drift; not that there’s anything wrong with that.  😉

This had all the ringing of a socially acceptable night out for Mr. and Ms. Prius from Costa Mesa.

I asked some of the dancers what they thought of the crowd that the show brings in; most were favorably inclined to the change. Some cited more high rollers, and others said the female audience was in a more generous frame of mind. The female customers didn’t seem like the ‘hostage wives’ that mope around the typical men’s club, barely indulging their husbands’ erotic fantasies.

This show is now going hard 7 nights a week. Look for the show producer to keep it fresh for the sake of gathering a loyal audience. The night is especially attractive for locals because drinks are always half price for valley residents.

Also … a special shout out to the club dancers for all of their insights and perspective, especially Iris, who was a perfect ambassador for her club and her colleagues!

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