A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Wednesday Specials in the Vegas Strip Clubs

It’s “Salute to Military” night at Hustler Club every Wednesday. That means free entry for veterans and active military with military ID, plus a free VIP card and $100 bottles of 3 Ugly Ones Vodka all night. For reservations, more info or free transport, call the club at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds Cabaret has a VIP Celebration every Wednesday, with an open bar from 10 pm to midnight! Parties of 5 or more receive a comp bottle of VRTX Vodka or Belaire Lux Champagne. The Touch of Burlesque show is at 11 pm. Locals also receive half-price drinks everyday. Call (702) 767-8757 for the free house limo, reservations, bottle packages or more info. (You must use club transportation, walk up, or drive yourself, and mention this deal (from the club’s facebook page) upon arrival. Topless, full bar, 21+

Tuesday Night Specials in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Tuesday night in the Vegas strip clubs means special prices for both locals and out-of-staters. These are the clubs running great Tuesday deals:

Deja Vu Showgirls promotion is the original “$2 Tuesday” with well and call drinks, plus all domestic and imported beers, just $2 each all night long.  Doors open at 6 pm and the $2 special is good all night (the club closes at 4 am). Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club also has a “$2 Tuesday” promotion with well and call drinks, plus all domestic and import beer just two bucks each all night long. (Ultra premium liquors excluded.) Also, on Tuesday nights, Hustler has a closeup magician, Rodney Reyes, in the house to entertain guests tableside.  For reservations, more info or free transport, call the club at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds Cabaret features a “Tequila Tuesday” special with all Tequila drinks and Tequila shots just $5 all night long. Locals (with NV ID) always get half-price drinks. Call (702) 767-8757 for the free house limo, reservations, bottle packages or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Little Darlings now celebrates “Hookah Tuesday” every week. All hookahs are just $18 all day and all night. The club features fully nude dancers and you only have to be 18+ to gain entry. The club is open today from 11 am till 6 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Crazy Horse III offers “Taco Tuesdays” every week. Freshly-made tacos are just $1 each, with your choice of pork, chicken or carne asada. CH3 is also the only Vegas strip club that accepts Bitcoin for all goods and services. Save 40% when you pre-purchase a VIP package online. Call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Minks “Tacos, Tequila & Tatas Tuesdays” promotion  means that they’re serving $3 Taco’s, $3 off all Tequila drinks, and a new menu featuring Enchiladas and Fajitas. Minks also now provides limo service from the Strip hotels if you purchase a bottle package. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

More Vegas Strip Clubs Announce Super Bowl parties

Super Bowl LVI is less than three weeks away, with the Big Game happening on Sunday, Feb 13. The game is currently scheduled to be played in Los Angeles, pending no major pandemic news, in which case there is already a contingency plan to move the event to Texas. There are five halftime performers this year, heavy on the rappers — Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Mary J. Blige and Kendrick Lamar.

Three Vegas Strip Clubs have now announced Big Game parties — Sapphire, Deja Vu Showgirls, and Hustler Club.

Deja Vu Showgirls has a $269 package deal for up to four guests that includes limo transport, admission, a VIP booth for your party, a premium bottle, and a t-shirt for each guest. Don’t know what the solo guest charge is, but they are also advertising $3 beers and $5 drinks during the game. Doors open at 1:30 pm on game day. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo, reservations, or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club has also announced a Big Game party but with no details regarding price or amenities. I find no mention of the party on the club website and the link on their facebook announcement is currently dead. Unless the club posts some special deals for the Big Game, I’ll assume their regualr VIP packages will be available. Check out Hustler’s party package deals here, or call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire has multiple Big Game package deals available for both solo guests and groups online here. I will note that Sapphire says this event will sell out, so if you want to get into the best Super Bowl bash in Vegas this year, don’t hesitate.

Sapphire’s announcement (linked above) says: “100’s of sapphire cheerleaders, halftime dollar dances, raffles and prizes.” The halftime dollar dances are what Sapphire has been famous for for years, but will they actually happen this year, what with Covid paranoia?

Call 702-869-0003 for reservations, complimetary limo pickup, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+