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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Porn’s Baddest Bad Girls Get Dirty at Sapphire Next Weekend

Nikki Benz

Nikki Benz at Sapphire

On Friday night, July 20, porn superstar Nikki Benz returns to Sapphire’s stage where she’ll be teasing her fans mercilessly to tempt them into getting alone with her for a one-on-one in Sapphire’s VIP. Then on Saturday afternoon, July 21, Nikki will be making waves in Sapphire’s topless pool, still on the hunt for guys in need of the kind of personal private attention only Nikki Benz can give.

There’s something about Nikki that her huge fan base really loves and you can probably guess what it is from the titles of some of her XXX hits: Big Tits in Sports, Big Tits at School, Big Tits at Work, Big Tits in Uniform, Big Titty Nurses, Big Tit Centerfolds, Big Titty City, Knockout Knockers, Bra Busters 4, Breast Worship 2, Big Boob Orgy, Titanic Tits, Battle of the Breasts, and Rack by Popular Demand.

Yes, Nikki has a beautiful smile. And next weekend you’ll have a chance to be alone and hands-on with Nikki and her big, beautiful, scrumptiously delicious smile (plus she’ll be topless).

Kleio Valentien

Kleio Valentien at Sapphire

On Saturday night, July 21, porn’s tattooed angel, Kleio Valentien, will be the featured performer on stage and exercising her dirty mind in the club’s VIP rooms. Then on Sunday afternoon, July 22, Kleio will be catching rays at the pool and looking for guys who have equally dirty minds to leave the pool scene and go discuss filthy things in a cool dark place.

Kleio is kinky and uninhibited and should be avoided by anyone with a heart condition. Some of her XXX flicks include such kink classics as BBQ Titmasters, Drill Her Ass, Facial Overload, Rock’n’Roll in my Butthole and No Panties Allowed.

Both Nikki Benz and Kleio Valentien will start their stage performances in the club at 11:30 pm. If you want first flirting rights, your best bet is to reserve a seat at their private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for $135. You can even reserve a one-on-one steak and lobster dinner date with either of them in one of Sapphire’s luxurious Skyboxes, which are among Vegas’ most private and elegant strip club VIP rooms. These and other porn star packages are available on Sapphire’s reservations page (or call 702-869-0003).

If you’re coming to Vegas specifically to dive into Sapphire’s ocean of 400+ stacked and slender lap dancers, I recommend getting a solo package for $65, which comes with a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot. (Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link). All packages get you a free limo to the club (ask for one of the Teslas), free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a discount on drinks and host service at one of Las Vegas’ best strip clubs. A package is worth it for the reserved seating alone because this place gets packed on weekends.

Sapphire Topless Pool — Like a Strip Club in the Sunshine

Sapphire topless pool Las Vegas

Now Fully Topless – No Pasties Required!

Every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm, Sapphire’s pool is now featuring nipples. Sapphire’s own luscious dancers come here to party, flirt and work on their tans.  They conveniently wear pink wristbands so you know which topless babes are available for private VIP dances.

The pool bartenders and go-go dancers also go topless, and the sight of so many bare titties on display tends to embolden other female guests into doffing their tops.  There is no better topless pool party in Vegas for guys who appreciate bare titties.

Pool package deals start at $70 and include a free limo ride to the pool, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit. Or call 702-869-0003 to make your reservations. On Sunday afternoons, Sapphire offers a free pool check-out special so you can stretch your Vegas vacation: They’ll pick you up at your hotel, store your luggage, then limo you to the airport in time for your flight home!  Topless, full bar, 21+

You may also be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star schedule. We’ve recently updated the page into Labor Day weekend.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, July 13

It’s Wild Naked Striptease Night at Little Darlings Vegas

Little Darlings Las Vegas stripper

Serenity at Little Darlings

  Every Friday and Saturday night at Little Darling Las Vegas is Theme Night, which means you always get a fun and erotic show of real striptease. From 11 pm till 2 am, the dancers come out in costumes — anything from a schoolgirl to Catwoman — and spend two songs getting completely naked. Little Darlings dancers only have to be 18+ and they all try to outdo each other. Sit on the rail with a bunch of dollar bills and if you like pussy you’ll have a ball.

Another draw at Little Darlings is that every $20 lap dance takes place in a private booth off the main floor and is fully nude. You’ll also find the best strip club VIP rates in Vegas for totally nude private bedroom dances, which start at $125 for 15 minutes.

Admission is $15 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo. No alcohol, so customers, like the dancers, only have to be 18+.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s web site. Nude, no alcohol, 18+  Read more…

A Quick Peek at Some of the New Girls at Palomino Club

Palomino Club Las Vegas stripper Vanilla

Vanilla Gets Naked at
Palomino Club

Just to help you get over the hump day, here’s a small gallery of some of the new dancers at Palomino Club.

Some of them, like Ashley and Vanilla, have just started dancing at the club. Others have been there some months, but somehow, we’ve never posted pics of them before.

Every one of these girls are stunning and these small pics only hint at how exciting it is to see them in person, especially since dancers at Palomino get totally nude both on stage and in the private, curtained VIP booths and private bedrooms. You can get any of these girls naked and alone with you starting at three songs for $100.

Palomino Club is the only strip club in town with a full bar and totally nude dancers. There’s free round-trip limo transport for groups of two or more by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our full Palomino review for more info and package deals for groups and solo guys. Or get a package at the club website for a good reserved table.

Because of its great stage show and sexy couples’ dances, Palomino is one of Las Vegas’ best strip clubs for couples, so bring your wife or girlfriend for an only-in-Vegas night of erotic fun.  Nude, full bar, 21+

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Drink High-End Booze for $2 on Tuesdays at Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas

Deja Vu Las Vegas stripper

Shelby Sparks of Deja Vu Vegas

Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas is one of my picks for best Vegas strip clubs on a budget, and this post is about yet another reason for that.

I’ve been mentioning pretty regularly the club’s open bar (domestics and wells) from 6 – 10 pm every night.  But Tuesday nights go even beyond that.

The regular nightly open bar is still in place from 6 – 10 pm, but every Tuesday night at Deja Vu Showgirls is also “Two-Dollar Tuesday.” That means you’ll pay just two bucks each for your drinks all night long. This isn’t a happy hour, it’s a happy twelve hours (6 pm – 6 am). The deal includes all beers (domestics and imports), all well drinks and all call drinks. (Excluded are champagnes, wines, and super premium liquors.)   Read more…