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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Vegas Strip Club MNF Parties 2019 (plus Sunday and Thursday Night Parties)

It’s the New York Giants (2-10) vs the Philadelphia Eagles (5-7) in tonight’s Monday Night Football clash. Both teams have been struggling this year. But the Eagles still have a shot at getting into the playoffs, because all four teams in the NFC East division have losing records (with first place Cowboys at 6-7).

The Giants have no shot at anything, other than spoiling the Eagles’ playoff chances. But this could be Eli Manning’s last game in the NFL and beating his longtime rival Eagles on their home turf would be a fitting end for his career.

Get your bets down in the casino sports books, then head for your favorite strip joint to enjoy the game with hot babes.

Treasures’ Free Tailgate-Style Buffet and Happy Hour Drink Prices

Treasures is again offering one of the best Monday Night Football deals in town. Entry is free, provided you don’t arrive via cab or rideshare. Happy hour pricing on drinks means from 4 to 7 pm, domestic beers are $2; wells and imports are $3; call drinks are $4; and premium liquors are $5.

Then, from 7 to 8 pm, all drinks are sold at half-price. You won’t find premium liquors at happy hour prices like these at any other MNF parties I know of.

Treasures also provides a free all-you-can-eat buffet for its MNF parties. Their tailgate-style buffet includes hot dogs, pizza, and soft pretzels.

Treasures will also be screening all Thursday and Sunday night NFL games this year, with their generous happy hour drink prices.  If you’re planning to stay after the game, check out the drink deals in Treasures’ packages online here.  Note: Treasures limos do not start running until 7 pm.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire’s Buffet, Open Bar and Halftime $1 Lap Dances

Sapphire Las Vegas Super Bowl PartySapphire’s Monday Night Football parties have become the most popular in Las Vegas because of their wild halftime dollar lap dances. Imagine 100+ stacked 9s and 10s breaking over the crowd like a titty tsunami and you’ll have the idea. These are actual true in-your-face, in-your-hands, in-your-lap topless lap dances lasting 30 seconds each for $1.  Then every girl moves on to the next lap.  Bring plenty of $1 bills and sample every girl in the house.

Sapphire has a $20 package for the 300-seat Showroom, which features the three largest HD screens in Vegas plus surround sound and wraparound monitors. The package includes a tailgate-style buffet. This is a great deal.

Sapphire’s Season Pass for Monday and Thursday Night Games Plus Super Bowl

Sapphire also offers a $200 Season Pass that will get you into the Kickoff double header plus all regular season Monday and Thursday night games, with two free drinks per game, plus free general admission to the club’s Super Bowl party in February. This is a great deal as the main room Super Bowl party alone is $75.  If you’re a local or regular visitor to Vegas, you can’t afford not to get this package!  To reserve the Season Pass, book online here or call 702-869-0003.

You can check out Sapphire’s other NFL packages, including bottle packages, open bar packages, and Super Bowl packages (available later this season), online here. Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino Club’s Sunday Night Football Parties with Free Food, Drink Specials and Fully-Nude Girls

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Love Dances at Palomino Club

Palomino Club will be hosting Sunday Night Football parties this year. The first one is on Sunday, September 8, between the Steelers and Patriots. Game time is 5:20 pm. The club opens at 4 pm.

There will be free food and drink specials during the games. For the first few weeks, the free food will be fresh-grilled taco-truck tacos, grilled on the spot and always first-rate. Later they will alternate fresh tacos with catered Hawaiian food, including meatballs in gravy, fried saimin noodles, garlic fried chicken, teriyaki chicken and Kalbi ribs.  I tried it last year —  yum!

KOMP ROCK Radio 92.3 will be there every Sunday doing live remotes & giveaways. Absolut and Jameson will be sponsoring the parties, so watch for 2-for-1 shots and other specials. Among the giveaways will be pairs of Golden Knights tickets and a “King of Clubs” package (which is a 15-guest party package).

Palomino is the only nude club in Las Vegas with a full bar, and the only nude club screening NFL games this year.

Palomino Club offers free round-trip transport by the club’s shuttles for groups of two or more, with free admission for anyone who arrives by the club transport. They also offer a pre-game package that’s perfect for Sunday night football — two 375 ml bottles for $169 (plus 10% off if you book it online).  That package also includes a reserved VIP table for the night, free round-trip limo transport, a line pass, and free mixers (the most powerful of dancer magnets, as those girls get thirsty!).

Call 702-642-2984 to reserve your ride or book at the club website. If you arrive via your own vehicle (not a cab or rideshare) admission is free before 8 pm. Nude, full bar, 21+ Read more…

Sapphire’s 17th Annual Christmas Party Is This Thursday, December 12! (Updated)

Beautiful Women, Open Bar, Free Food, Great Entertainment

Chanel West Coast Hosts the “Flower Power” Blow Out

Sapphire‘s annual Christmas and anniversary party is one of the best FREE bashes in Las Vegas, with the club full of its stunning dancers, an open bar, and free food and entertainment.

This year’s extravaganza is on Thursday, December 12 from 7 to 9 pm and the theme is “Flower Power.” Rapper/TV personality Chanel West Coast will be hosting the festivities. Chanel will be performing her hit, “Sharon Stoned,” at the party.

Note that this event occurs during both the National Finals Rodeo (Dec 5-16) and the Cannabis Means Business Convention (Dec 11-13), both groups known for wild partying. The NFR at Thomas & Mack Center is expected to draw 170,000 visitors to Vegas. Cannabis Means Business is being held in the Las Vegas Convention Center and is expecting 35,000 visitors.

The Sapphire party will be worth coming to just to see the cowboys and hippies whooping it up together.  An event like this brings all of Sapphire’s best dancers into town for the whole weekend.

Don’t Forget Your Bell Bottoms and Love Beads!

In keeping with the hippie theme, there will also be a Beatles tribute band performing the Fab Four’s greatest hits. Attendees are urged to come decked out in hippie attire.

Why is Sapphire’s theme this year “Flower Power?” Off the top of my head, I suspect the club is going after the pot heads! In the past, Sapphire has gone after the rodeo crowd for this event by passing out free cowboy hats to all guests. What will they be passing out to the latter day hippies? I remember what we used to pass out in Golden Gate Park in 1967, but that might make this party a bit too wild!

I suggest visitors from out of town who would like to attend Sapphire’s bash call the club at 702-869-0003 asap to reserve your free limo transport to the party. Admission is free if  you drive yourself or arrive by the free club limo. Even if you have a rental car, don’t drive. The whole town turns out for this bash and even Sapphire’s huge parking lot gets filled to capacity early.

Come Hungry! The Food & Booze Will Be Plentiful!

The Sapphire Grill’s Chef Matt will be preparing the main buffet this year. El Dorado Cantina will be providing the gourmet Mexican fare. Zenshin Sushi will be providing Asian treats.

A whole raft of liquor sponsors will be passing out free drinks for two hours, including Jack Daniels, Hennessy, Bombay Sapphire, St Germaine, Belvedere, Grey Goose, Remy Martin, Skyy Vodka, Martini, Grand Leyenda, Casamigos, and more.

After the party, the club reverts to its standard Thursday night entertainment of knockout strippers on stage and Las Vegas’ wildest lap dance orgy. If you’re planning to stay for the babes, check out the package deals on Sapphire’s website to lock in a reserved table and a drink discount for the rest of the night.

Mark your calendars. You don’t want to miss this one. Topless, full bar, 21+

NFR Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, December 6

Treasures — the Opulence, the Steakhouse, the Women and (shhh . . . the mileage)

  National Finals Rodeo is getting underway.  When it’s time to unwind with topless fillies after wrestling steers and riding bulls, Treasures Gentlemen’s Club is in a class by itself.

Start your evening at the Treasures steakhouse, with the best steaks and finest service in town.  Then head into the luxurious club where some of the hottest babes in Las Vegas are waiting in lingerie to flirt shamelessly with you, settle into your lap, and take physical contact to the legal limit.

And even though the club is filled with crystal chandeliers, a winding staircase, balconies, oil paintings, and deep easy chairs in the VIP, you don’t have to be a millionaire to enjoy the pleasures it offers if you take advantage of the generous package deals on the club website. Treasures’ $50 “club package,” for example, comes with three drinks (including imports and call drinks) for less than the price of three domestic beers without a package.

And the $120 “VIP Open Bar package” is one of the best strip club drink deals in Vegas. It includes a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne, and your host will suspend your open bar time whenever you go into the VIP room with a dancer.

You’ll find other package deals for bottle service and groups through that link, all of which include free round-trip limo service to the club, free admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table for the night.  Don’t blow your Vegas mad money on cab fare and cover charges when you can spend it having fun with stacked women.

Call Treasures at 702-257-3030 to reserve any package or the club’s free round-trip limo service.  Arrive by the club limo and you’ll get free admission even without a package, no strings attached.  Topless, full bar, 100+ dancers, age 21+

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Fully Bare, Wildest Stage Show in Vegas

Las Vegas stripper at Palomino Club

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

  If you think women are most beautiful when they’re totally naked, a visit to Palomino Club will bring joy to your heart. It’s the only Vegas strip club with both a full bar and totally nude dancers who drop their g-strings not only on stage but in the club’s fully-private, high-mileage VIP booth and bedroom dances.

Have you ever had a bed dance with a naked girl?

Dancers in the big Vegas topless joints cannot remove their g-strings because of a state law that disallows nudity wherever alcohol is served. Palomino Club, however, was licensed to sell booze and allow full nudity before that state law was passed. So, Palomino is now the only club in Nevada with both booze and pussy.

Plus, at Palomino, the stage show is dynamite. Think naked angels flying around the stripper poles and doing girl-on-girl fantasy acts and in-your-face floor shows.  It’s like a Victoria’s Secret catalog come to life.  Just check out our photo galleries of Renee, Lily and Octavia to get an idea of the beauty of the girls here.

Prices here are friendly as well, with draft beers just $7 and nude VIP dances starting at just $100 with no extra bar tab.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip transportation to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability, as you can usually catch a free ride if you’re flexible on pick-up time and location).

Or get one of Palomino’s VIP packages for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys.  I recommend a package here not only for the royalty treatment but for the reserved VIP table, as this popular club gets to standing room only most nights by 10 pm. Nude, full bar, 21+ Read more…

Las Vegas Sex Doll Brothel Opens to the Public

Las Vegas Sex Dolls Experience

Sex Doll

Dolls at the Vegas Sex Doll Experience Come with Your Choice of Wig and Outfit

If you’re looking for a legal place in Las Vegas where you can rent a sex doll by the hour and play with it in a private bedroom, the Las Vegas Sex Dolls Experience is now open for business to the general public (age 18+).

I visited the place yesterday, got a tour of the premises, and had my questions answered by Rembrandt and Sage, the proprietors, so I can verify that this is real. They opened for business on November 29, 2019 and they are open six days a week (closed Sundays).

The establishment is clean and comfortable, with an ambience that reminded me of hippie pads in the 1960s and ’70s — very colorful, with wild patterns everywhere and plenty of crazy lamps, posters, murals and art.

It works a lot like paying for a prostitute in the legal Las Vegas area brothels except prices are a lot lower and the sex dolls never say no.  Read more…

Palomino Club Las Vegas
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