Monday Night Football in the Vegas Strip Clubs

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, September 30

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Full Nude, Wildest Stage Show in Vegas

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer Bethay

Bethany Dances at
Palomino Club
Photo by Hew Burney

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only strip club in Vegas with both a full bar and fully-nude dancers (yes, the g-strings come off) — both on stage and in the private VIP rooms. It’s also the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar where the dancers only have to be 18+.

Palomino’s all nude stage show is far and away the wildest and most erotic stage show in Vegas. Palomino’s dancers in full naked flight around the stripper poles are like a naked Cirque show.  Plus they get down and dirty on stage with girl-on-girl shows, audience contact, striptease out of costumes, and a bunch of other stuff you’ve probably never seen anywhere else.

For a sneak preview of some of Palomino’s dancers on stage and in the club’s private rooms, see Pole Dancers of Palomino ClubLilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett.

If you like sitting and talking with dancers, this is the place where you won’t be expected to fork over big bucks for the dancers’ drinks — partly because a lot of them can’t drink (well, coca cola)! And if you take a dancer into Palomino’s VIP room for a private nude show, you won’t be charged an additional bar tab in the VIP. Just bring your drink with you. Palomino features $6 drafts and $8 domestics all night long for locals and out-of-towners alike.

There’s no other strip club in Vegas like Palomino Club. With 100+ dancers at peak hours, you’ll see why the legendary Palomino Club was chosen by the Playboy Channel to be featured in their hit series, The King of Clubs.

Bring your wife or girlfriend. The dancers at Palomino are couples-friendly and they love entertaining their female fans.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars pay $10, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups.

Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.  If you do take a cab, have the cabby drop you off at Jerry’s Nugget casino across the street.  Walk across the street to the club and your admission will be only $10.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (And yes, that’s free round-trip transport.)  This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.

 

Sapphire – World’s Wildest Lap Dance Orgy

Oshun Dances at Sapphire

Oshun is a Sapphire Gem

On Friday night, with more than 400 dancers on the floor at peak hours, Sapphire (club review / club website) is the place to be if you like getting physical with hot babes.

Sapphire is Las Vegas’s largest, most elegant, and most erotic strip club if you’re a guy who likes tits in your face and you prefer a big selection of never-ending boobies.

If there’s a type of girl you prefer — from slim to thick, top heavy to bottom heavy — one of the hosts will be happy to steer your type to your table. Sapphire’s club policy is to treat all guests like VIPs. (Your host won’t ask you for a tip, but if he treats you righteous, be a sport.)

Bring twenties, however many you haven’t already blown in the casinos, and you will have a hands-on night to remember.

Porn Stars Darcie Dolce and Noelle Easton on Stage and Available for Private Physical Encounters Tonight Only

The lusty busty star of Oral Damnation, Cum Glazed 5, Deep Throat This 61, Face Painters, Lollipop, and Man Eaters 2  – Raven Bay – will be featured live on stage throughout the night, starting around 11 – 11:30 pm. If you’re brave enough to take Raven into Sapphire’s VIP room – and she wants you to ask her, that’s why she’s here – this will be the highlight of your Vegas trip.

You can reserve a seat at Raven’s private table (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, and if you’d like an unforgettable only-in-Vegas experience, you can even reserve a steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600, online here.

Other package deals are available as well, all of which include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, free admission and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.  For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’re going mainly for the lap dances, the VIP65 package for solo guys and packages for couples/groups (available here) get you not only the amenities above, but also extra value on drinks and a reserved table – very important at this club, where it can be hard to find a place to sit down on the weekends.

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

 

Wet T-Shirt Contest at Red Rock Harley- Davidson

This weekend is the Las Vegas Bikefest, with all kinds of events and parties for the motorcycle obsessed among you. One event you don’t want to miss, even if you don’t ride a motorcycle, is the big wet t-shirt contest at Red Rock Harley-Davidson.

The Red Rock HD party — with live music, food trucks, and lots of cool bikes on display — runs from 2 pm – 6 pm. The wet t-shirt contest is at 4 pm. Red Rock Harley is located at 2260 S rainbow Blvd, Las Vegas. More info about Bikefest here.

 

Saturday, October 1

Porn Star Abigail Mac Heats Up the Stage (and Your Lap!) at Sapphire

Abigail Mac

Abigail Mac Returns to Sapphire on Saturday Night

The featured performer at Sapphire (club review / club website) tonight is Abigail Mac. Abigail has starred in such film classics as Horny Lesbian Sisters, Naked Bondage Dreams and Porn Star Fantasy 2. She’s ready to be your private porn star fantasy in Sapphire’s VIP room tonight. If you’d like to get her alone in a Sapphire Skybox, perhaps with dinner and champagne, she’s open for that too. Reserve a seat at Abigail’s private table or get one of the VIP packages to have more personal fun with her online here.

With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table – a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you don’t have an available lap.

If you’re alone, the VIP65 ($65) package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck, all expenses considered. 

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.   Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

Sapphire Comedy Hour

The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating and the crowd is mostly couples. There’s a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This is a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for a comedy show before erotic entertainment.

The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. The entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. The Sapphire Comedy Hour is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.  Headlining tonight is Tommy Tallarino, plus a classy burlesque dancer (Buttercup Delight) and a weird one-of-a-kind magician, The Shocker.

You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–non-GMO, organic) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

Amberjoy’s 3rd Annual Pin-Up Pageant

This is a beauty pageant featuring local girls in traditional evening gowns and gloves at the Fremont Country Club (601 E. Fremont St., Downtown).  Amberjoy’s is a local vintage clothing shop specializing in Rockabilly and the 1950s–expect lots of taffeta and pin-up girl poses.  People will start gathering at 7 pm, but the official pageant starting time is 8 pm.  Tickets start at $15.

 

Sunday, October 2

Vegas Strip Clubs Screening Sunday Night Football

Some of the Vegas strip clubs screen Sunday night games, which, like the big Monday night games, also kickoff at 5:30 pm. Don’t expect the big crowds or free eats, but if you like watching football with topless girls available, these are the clubs that have announced Sunday Night Football viewing parties:

Crazy Horse III (club review)
Deja Vu Showgirls (club review)
OG (club review)
Spearmint Rhino (club review)

 

Burly-Q Revue at the Double Down Saloon

Tonight (Sunday, October 2) at the Double Down Saloon, Miranda Glamour will be emceeing the Burly-Q-Revue (local dancers doing traditional burlesque), with live music by Johnny Zig and the Highlighters.

The Double Down Saloon is a locals’ hangout known for burlesque, comedy, novelty acts, hot local bands, and weird drink concoctions. Try the Bacon Martini or the Ass Juice–both house specialties.

If you want to get out of the tourist trap and see where the locals hang out, the Double Down Saloon is located at 4640 S Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. No cover. Starts 9 pm. Full bar. 21+

 

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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Strippers in Louisiana Sue State Over Their First Amendment Rights

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Thanks to the First Amendment, You Can Enjoy Truly Wild Private Shows at Palomino Club

Another First Amendment case regarding the rights of dancers in strip clubs has come up, this time in the state of Louisiana.

Last June, the governor of Louisiana signed a law prohibiting strip clubs in the state from hiring dancers under the age of 21. According to an AP story in the Times-Picayune, a state senator said “the provision will help to fight human trafficking in Louisiana.”

Now, according to the New Orleans Advocate, three dancers in Louisiana who are under the age of 21 have countersued the state in federal court, claiming “the ban infringes on their constitutional right to free speech, due process and equal protection.”

The dancers want the feds to block the new law — which goes into effect October 1 — and ultimately overturn it. The dancers claim they have a right to express themselves through erotic dance under both the state and federal constitutions. They also claim the new state law discriminates against them solely on the basis of their age, and that there is no evidence the age restrictions will have any impact on human trafficking. They also claim the law discriminates against them based on gender as it applies only to women who perform topless, not to men.

You can read the full 20-page Complaint that was filed by the dancers last week here.

So far, courts in other states have favored dancers’ rights in similar First Amendment cases. When Oregon dancers sued for the right to dance nude regardless of whether or not a venue served alcohol, the dancers won. A similar lawsuit in Massachusetts overturned a law prohibiting alcohol sales at strip clubs.  And when Nevada dancers sued for their First Amendment right to allow physical contact between dancers and customers, the dancers won.

The Oregon, Massachusetts and Nevada decisions were in state courts. At some point, federal courts will decide on all of these issues, and I expect the First Amendment to win in all cases. Dancers will be allowed to work in strip clubs if they are 18+. They will be allowed to dance fully nude in all strip clubs. And there will be no laws prohibiting physical contact between dancers and customers anywhere.

In the meantime, while you are waiting for the court to uphold the right of 18-20 year olds to express themselves through striptease, you can enjoy high-contact lap dances and fully-nude strip clubs where alcohol is served in the strip clubs of Las Vegas.

For further discussion of this issue, see:

Las Vegas Strip Club Law

Oregon Dancers: Making Laws and Strip Club History

Massachusetts Supreme Court Rules in Favor of First Amendment Rights of Strip Club Dancers
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Las Vegas Oldest Topless Club – Larry’s Villa – Closes Its Doors

larrys-villa-300x207After 44 years, Las Vegas’ oldest topless club, Larry’s Villa, has closed its doors for good. Larry’s Villa was a neighborhood club near the border of North Las Vegas that served cheap drinks and topless neighborhood girls to a working class clientèle.

Larry LaPenta, the man who founded the club in 1972, died of pneumonia in 2006 at the age of 84. I’m glad he didn’t witness the deterioration of the club he loved. Larry was an only-in-Vegas original. Four months before he died, in September of 2005, Larry opened his own church — Thomas Paine’s Church of God and Common Sense — making him the only man in the country to own and operate a strip club and a church at the same time.

Following Larry LaPenta’s death, the blue collar neighborhood where Larry’s Villa was located went downhill as the Vegas economy crashed. Following a fatal shooting in Larry’s parking lot in June, and a slew of robberies, fights, and similar problems (over 490 calls to Metro over the past two years), the Las Vegas city council revoked the club’s business and liquor licenses.

If you’re looking for a more friendly locals bar in Vegas with cheap drinks and pretty neighborhood girls, try Chicas Bonitas (club review). A beer is $6, a lap dance is $10, and the girls are curvy.
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Monday Night Football Tonight — Vegas Strip Club Viewing Parties

sapphire-mnfIf you like your football with a side of breasts, get out of the casino sports books and into the strip clubs. Here’s a quick rundown of the action tonight:

Sapphire (club review / club website) has the best food, the biggest HD monitors, the biggest and rowdiest crowd and their legendary wild halftime dollar dance tsunami. $20 cover includes the buffet and two drinks. $150 season pass gets you into all MNF games plus the Superbowl party.

If you like your football with a side of pussy, Palomino (club review / club website) has nude dancers doing the club’s usual hot stage show during the game–best stage show in town. No cover (as long as you don’t arrive by cab) and Palomino will be serving an excellent free Hawaiian buffet. $30 domestic buckets, $35 import buckets, and $8 shots. (If you come in a group, the biggest group gets a free bottle the following week.)

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review) screens Monday, Thursday and Sunday night games. Locals free but out-of-towners $45 (by cab) or $22 (drive yourself). On Mondays there’s an open bar till midnight. Small crowd last week.

Crazy Horse III (club review) has a good season pass deal, primarily of interest to locals who will be here for all the games. $99 gets you into all NFL and college games on Thursdays, Saturdays, Sundays and Monday nights.  The pass includes three Bud Lights or two sponsored drinks at each game. For a single game, you can get free admission (if you don’t arrive by cab).  On Mondays you’ll find free pizza, $5 domestics and mix-and-match domestic buckets at 5/$20. Small crowd (10-12 guys) last week.

OG is advertising Monday, Thursday, and Sunday football nights with happy hour drink prices. For MNF, there are dollar dances at halftime and a free buffet. No cover. Beers $4.

Treasures has $1 drinks from 4-6 pm and half-price drinks from 6-8 pm (or buckets of 5 domestics for $12). Good free buffet.

Other Vegas clubs with MNF parties are Babes, Cheetahs, Hustler, Play It Again Sam, Spearmint Rhino, and Striptease. For full details on all clubs see:  The Vegas Strip Club Monday Night Football Parties.
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