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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Vegas Strip Club MNF Parties 2019 (plus Sunday and Thursday Night Parties)

Treasures’ Free Tailgate-Style Buffet and Happy Hour Drink Prices

Treasures is again offering one of the best Monday Night Football deals in town. Entry is free, provided you don’t arrive via cab or rideshare. Happy hour pricing on drinks means from 4 to 7 pm, domestic beers are $2; wells and imports are $3; call drinks are $4; and premium liquors are $5.

Then, from 7 to 8 pm, all drinks are sold at half-price. You won’t find premium liquors at happy hour prices like these at any other MNF parties I know of.

Treasures also provides a free all-you-can-eat buffet for its MNF parties. Their tailgate-style buffet includes hot dogs, pizza, and soft pretzels.

Treasures will also be screening all Thursday and Sunday night NFL games this year, with their generous happy hour drink prices.  If you’re planning to stay after the game, check out the drink deals in Treasures’ packages online here.  Note: Treasures limos do not start running until 7 pm.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire’s Buffet, Open Bar and Halftime $1 Lap Dances

Sapphire Las Vegas Super Bowl PartySapphire’s Monday Night Football parties have become the most popular in Las Vegas because of their wild halftime dollar lap dances. Imagine 100+ stacked 9s and 10s breaking over the crowd like a titty tsunami and you’ll have the idea. These are actual true in-your-face, in-your-hands, in-your-lap topless lap dances lasting 30 seconds each for $1.  Then every girl moves on to the next lap.  Bring plenty of $1 bills and sample every girl in the house.

Sapphire has a $20 package for the 300-seat Showroom, which features the three largest HD screens in Vegas plus surround sound and wraparound monitors. The package includes a tailgate-style buffet. This is a great deal.

Sapphire’s Season Pass for Monday and Thursday Night Games Plus Super Bowl

Sapphire also offers a $200 Season Pass that will get you into the Kickoff double header plus all regular season Monday and Thursday night games, with two free drinks per game, plus free general admission to the club’s Super Bowl party in February. This is a great deal as the main room Super Bowl party alone is $75.  If you’re a local or regular visitor to Vegas, you can’t afford not to get this package!  To reserve the Season Pass, book online here or call 702-869-0003.

You can check out Sapphire’s other NFL packages, including bottle packages, open bar packages, and Super Bowl packages (available later this season), online here. Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino Club’s Sunday Night Football Parties with Free Food, Drink Specials and Fully-Nude Girls

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Love Dances at Palomino Club

Palomino Club will be hosting Sunday Night Football parties this year. The first one is on Sunday, September 8, between the Steelers and Patriots. Game time is 5:20 pm. The club opens at 4 pm.

There will be free food and drink specials during the games. For the first few weeks, the free food will be fresh-grilled taco-truck tacos, grilled on the spot and always first-rate. Later they will alternate fresh tacos with catered Hawaiian food, including meatballs in gravy, fried saimin noodles, garlic fried chicken, teriyaki chicken and Kalbi ribs.  I tried it last year —  yum!

KOMP ROCK Radio 92.3 will be there every Sunday doing live remotes & giveaways. Absolut and Jameson will be sponsoring the parties, so watch for 2-for-1 shots and other specials. Among the giveaways will be pairs of Golden Knights tickets and a “King of Clubs” package (which is a 15-guest party package).

Palomino is the only nude club in Las Vegas with a full bar, and the only nude club screening NFL games this year.

Palomino Club offers free round-trip transport by the club’s shuttles for groups of two or more, with free admission for anyone who arrives by the club transport. They also offer a pre-game package that’s perfect for Sunday night football — two 375 ml bottles for $169 (plus 10% off if you book it online).  That package also includes a reserved VIP table for the night, free round-trip limo transport, a line pass, and free mixers (the most powerful of dancer magnets, as those girls get thirsty!).

Call 702-642-2984 to reserve your ride or book at the club website. If you arrive via your own vehicle (not a cab or rideshare) admission is free before 8 pm. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

Veterans Day Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, November 8

Treasures — Beautiful Women, Beautiful Club, Beautiful Mileage

  If you’re looking for a Vegas gentlemen’s club that’s a cut above the norm, with beautiful dancers who will flirt with you all night and get physical when you’re ready, Treasures may be the club you’re looking for.

No other Vegas club compares to Treasures for luxury — think crystal chandeliers, oil paintings on the walls, balconies, a winding staircase and deep easy chairs in the VIP.  Plus this is the only strip club in Vegas with a high-end, all-night steakhouse where you can entertain a buddy or client or even invite one of the dancers for a romantic meal before you undress her in the VIP.

If you’re more into playing the field, this is the darkest strip club in Vegas and that means some of the highest mileage lap dances you’ll ever find outside of a VIP room. Many locals go to this club purely for the main room lap dance scene.

Treasures is a premium club and charges like it but you can enjoy it for the price of a lesser club if you take advantage of one of the package deals on the club  website. Their $50 “club package” includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks), in addition to free round-trip limo service to your hotel, free admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table for the night.

Do you prefer top shelf liquor and think three drinks is for amateurs? Treasures’ $120 “VIP Open Bar package” is one of the best strip club deals in Las Vegas. In addition to round-trip limo service, a line pass, and a VIP table, that package includes a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne. Plus, if you take a dancer to the VIP, they pause your open bar time.

If you don’t want to commit to a package but you want to save on cab fare and the club’s admission charge, just call Treasures at 702-257-3030 for their free round-trip limo service, and you’ll get free admission even without a package, no strings attached.  Topless, full bar, 100+ dancers, age 21+

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Fully Nude Dancers & the Wildest Stage Show in Vegas!

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer Reagan Reilly

Reagan Gets Naked at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club is the only strip club in Vegas where you can enjoy an adult beverage while watching dancers who take it all off. And the dancers here get fully nude not only on stage, but in every private VIP show.

If you’ve never been to this club, you don’t know how wild a stage show can be until you see the show at Palomino, with naked angels flying around the stripper poles, doing girl on girl numbers, and teasing guys up close. The 130+ girls here at peak hours are not only real dancers but knockouts who look like a Victoria’s Secret catalog come to life.  Check out our galleries of Renee, Lily and Palomino’s newest dancers to get an idea of the quality here.

Draft beers start at just $7 for locals and out-of-towners alike. And Palomino’s nude private-booth and private-bedroom VIP dances are among the best VIP deals in the Vegas strip clubs, starting at three songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab).  These are totally nude full-contact dances.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport from your hotel by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability, as you can usually catch a free ride if you’re flexible on pick-up time and location).

Or get one of Palomino’s package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys.  I recommend a package here not only for the drink discounts and royalty treatment, but for the reserved VIP table for the night.  This popular club gets to standing room only most nights by 10 pm.  Nude, full bar, 21+ Read more…

SEMA Week Specials in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Show Your Convention Badge to Unlock Free Admission, Free Limo Transport, and Free Drinks

sapphire las vegas is famous for high mileage lap dances

Jessica Ann Is a Sapphire Gem

It’s SEMA week in Las Vegas, so 70,000 car nuts are in town for the big expo at the Convention Center. If you are among those attending the convention this year, you will find the best Vegas strip clubs offering all kinds of specials to entice you through the door.

Sapphire is the biggest strip club and most over-the-top lap dance orgy in Vegas, with 400+ stacked 9s and 10s just waiting to doff their tops and get up close and physical with you at peak hours. If you arrive by the club’s free limo and show your convention badge, you’ll get free admission and your first drink on the house. Also, tonight (Wednesday), if you purchase a bottle of Stoli vodka, you’ll get a free bottle of Loch Lamond Scotch. Tomorrow night (Thursday), TV personality Jesse James will be hosting the Auto Show after party. Call for Sapphire’s free limo at 702-869-0003, or check out all of their package deals online here.

I would recommend Sapphire’s $65 solo deal if you’re on your own. It includes a $50 drink credit plus a free shot, plus free limo transport from your hotel, free entry, a line pass, and a reserved seat for the night. That package is worth it for the reserved seat alone because this club gets to standing room only at peak hours. Bring twenties. Topless, full bar, 21+

treasures vegas stripperTreasures, Las Vegas most luxurious gentlemen’s club, offers the highest-mileage lap dances and VIP dances in Vegas plus 100+ beautiful girls who will flirt with you all night if you let them know you like it.

Your convention badge will get you free admission and your first drink free if you arrive by the free round-trip club limo. Call Treasures at 702-257-3030 to reserve your ride, or check out the great package deals at Treasures’ website here.

My recommendation if you’re on your own is the $50 club package that includes free round trip limo service, free entry, a reserved VIP seat, and your first three drinks on the house. There’s also a terrific open bar package for $120 that includes the good stuff — one of the best strip club deals in town.

If you’re with a group, check out the generous group packages and bottle deals at that same link. Treasures also has a gourmet steakhouse that’s top of the line and open all night. Topless, full bar, 21+

Las Vegas stripper at Palomino Club

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

Palomino Club is Las Vegas’ only strip club with a full bar and totally nude dancers, so if you like your dancers without g-strings, this is the place for you. They too offer free round trip limo service and free admission if you show your convention badge and arrive by the free club limo. Call 702-642-2984 to reserve your ride.

In addition to the naked babes (who take it all off not only on stage but in all private VIP dances), Palomino has the friendliest drink prices among the Vegas strip clubs, with drafts priced at $7 for all. For bottle service, group and couples package check out Palomino’s online package deals. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

First Legal Vegas Brothel to Offer a Sex Robot?

Vegas Brothel Robot to Service Fetishes

Lumi Dolls sex doll

A Lumi Dolls Silicone Sex Doll at the 2018 AVN Expo

I’ve seen five reports the past few days that one of the Las Vegas area legal brothels, Alien Cathouse, is now or will soon be offering sex with a sex robot that utilizes artificial intelligence.  They quote a brothel spokesperson saying that the purpose of the sex robot will be to cater to customers with weird fetishes that the human brothel girls have no interest in servicing.

Las Vegas already has an underground sex doll brothel run by a friend of mine, but the owner can’t get a clear answer from his attorney on whether he can get a license to open it to the public.  So for now you have to know someone to get in.

Has Alien Cathouse beaten my friend to be the first legal sex doll brothel near Vegas?

I called Alien Cathouse twice, talking with different people each time, but couldn’t find anyone who’s heard anything about a sex robot in the joint. There is also no mention of a sex doll service on the Alien Cathouse website.

So I must assume at this point that this is some kind of plan (hope? dream?) for the future.

Finally A Good Use for Artificial Intelligence

The sex dolls at the underground Vegas sex doll brothel have orifices that can be warmed to human body temperature.  Sex doll manufacturers have also been working on dolls that can talk, using AI. If Alien Cathouse follows through on its plan, let’s hope its sex doll is state-of-the-art.

Reportedly, Alien Cathouse also plans to offer remote “teledildonic” sex for clients.  This would involve clients using virtual reality headsets and other equipment to have virtual sex with porn stars without even leaving home. Again, the people I talked to at Alien Cathouse knew nothing of plans for this service.

For now, Alien Cathouse seems to be offering only sex with humans. Check back for updates.

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