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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 24

Sapphire — A Lap Dance Orgy with Porn Newcomer Darcie Dolce

Sapphire Las Vegas Dancer

Lola Is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire (club review / club website) is famous for being the world’s largest gentlemen’s club.  It’s a wild, only-in-Vegas scene that you absolutely must experience if you like high-contact lap dances.

With 400+ dancers on the floor at peak hours — nines and tens with hot bodies looking for guys who want to get acquainted with their breasts — Sapphire is Las Vegas’s ultimate lap dance orgy. Note:  Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law.

Sapphire also sets the standard for first-class service in a strip club. The friendly guys in coats are hosts, not bouncers, and it’s their job to keep you happy. If there’s a special type of girl you dream about (busty, big booty, cute and perky, whatever), just talk to a host and he’ll steer those girls to your table.

Darcie Dolce at Sapphire Friday Night

Tonight (Friday, March 24), porn newcomer Darcie Dolce will be on stage acting like a wanton hussy, then coming down from the stage to see if any guys want to experience what a hussy is like up close and physical. Darcie’s recent films include The Fetish Diaries, My First Lesbian Taste, and Escape from Planet Pleasure. This could be your night to help Darcie find Planet Pleasure in the VIP room.

You can reserve a seat at Darcie’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can take her into Sapphire’s VIP room or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. Set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003). Make reservations early, as Natalia has a big following.

A solo-guy VIP package (available here) starts at $65 (and includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). Other club packages are available for groups and couples. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table, host service and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.  The package is worth it for the VIP table alone–it can be hard to find a place to sit down at this club if you don’t have a reserved seat.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

For more information on upcoming porn star appearances, see:  Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire

 

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Full Nude, and Busty Blonde Bombshell Reagan Reilly

Palomino Club Vegas Dancer

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and dancers who get naked (g-strings off) both on stage and in the private VIP shows.

Many studies have shown that sexual arousal increases a man’s level of testosterone (google it). Other studies have shown that increased testosterone leads to stronger bones (google that too).

So, Palomino is the most bone-strengthening therapy on the planet. It’s 100% natural. No prescription required. And all men love that bone-strengthening feeling.

Palomino has the wildest stage show in Vegas, bar none. Think completely naked, beautiful young girls who can actually dance, doing gymnastics and teasing mercilessly, plus the best pole dancing you’ll see anywhere in the world. Women enjoy this show as much as men, so bring your wife or girlfriend.  

Sit on the rail if you want personal attention. Tip generously and you’ll be so close to these naked angels you’ll think you’re in heaven.

At peak hours, there are 100+ dancers circulating through the crowd in skimpy outfits, looking for guys who’d like to fool around. Those skimpy outfits are there for you to take off, so don’t be shy.

The VIP room at Palomino is all one-on-one curtained booths, so you can focus on the girl you’re with and she can focus on you. And unlike most Vegas strip clubs, at Palomino there’s no extra bar tab required in the VIP. Just bring your drink with you. You’ll find $6 drafts and $8 domestics all night long for locals and out-of-state visitors alike. 

Palomino also has private theme rooms with beds or sofas where you can stretch out with the naked girl of your choice. (See The Best Private VIP Rooms in Vegas.)

This Weekend – the Smoldering Hot Reagan Reilly

Talk about bone-strengthening, Reagan Reilly — one of the hottest bodies in the western hemisphere — will be burning up Palomino’s stage both Friday and Saturday night. Reagan is an award-winning feature dancer who performs in topless clubs all over the country. Lucky for us, this weekend she’s back in her home club, the only club where you can see her dance naked, then take her to the VIP for a private show.

Here’s Reagan at the Exotic Dancer Invitationals last year in Florida:

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Check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night:  Lilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl ShowPole Dancers of Palomino Club, and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett. And check out Palomino Club dancer Renee, our current Dancer of the Month

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. (You can also text the club at that number.) Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. 

Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge. Call the club and talk to them about package deals that include transportation.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks — or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (Again, that’s free round-trip transport.)  (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+. 

 

Saturday, March 25

Sapphire — 400+ Lap Dancers and Porn Sweetheart Mia Malkova

Mia Malkova

Mia Malkova at Sapphire Saturday Night

Sapphire (club review / club website), the Vegas lap dance scene to end all lap dance scenes, is Hot Body Heaven on a Saturday night.

In addition to more lap dancers than you could feel up in fifty trips to Vegas, porn heartthrob Mia Malkova, an adorably cute girl-next-door type, will be making men sweat both on stage and when she comes down into the audience, looking for guys who want to sweat big time in private.

Mia was “Twisty’s Treat of the Year” (2013), then won AVN’s “Best New Starlet” award (2014) and developed a specialty in bondage flicks when she discovered she loves getting tied up with her clothes off! Some of her most memorable films are: Mia’s Bondage Lesson, I’m All Tied Up & I Can’t Get Loose, Bare! Bound! Beautiful!, and Halloween Bondage Treats.

Mia’s stage performances start around 11:30 pm and continue throughout the night. You can reserve a seat at her tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, invite her into the VIP room, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Skybox for $1600 (includes $500 for champagne). Other packages are available online here. Early reservations are advised. Don’t be shy about asking Mia to get naughty with you. That’s why she’s here!

For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’d prefer to just spend the night sampling Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of lap dancers, helping as many of them as you can to get out of their tops and into your lap, my advice is to get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). Be gentle and generous and your hands will have a fine time.

All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

 

Sapphire Comedy Hour — Every Saturday Night

The Sapphire Comedy Hour was recently awarded the Gold Award for Best Comedy Show in Las Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

This is a great way to introduce your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment by starting with a risqué comedy show where much of the audience is couples.

The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating, a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. 

Comedy tonight is by Brandon Gooch Hahn and Anderi Bailey, emceed by Donny “Dat Dude” Johnson. Plus, there’s a classy burlesque dancer, Kalani Kokonuts, and a lunatic comedy-magician, the Shocker. This is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.

The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. Plus, the entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–non-GMO, organic) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

 

Burlesque at the Boom Boom Room

It’s a sports-themed burlesque show tonight (Saturday, Mar 25) at Boomers Bar.

The show will be hosted by Las Vegas’ own Sultan of Swing, the Count of Monte Disco, and will feature performances by Jessabelle Thunder, Charlie Starling & Sweetie Bird (duet), Nadia Lotte, Kitschy Koo, Lolita Haze, Molly Boom Boom, Mae Du Luc, Jeffrey Xerxes Brice, Veronica Manhattan, Buttercup Delight, and sports poetry by Ricardo Montalbum.  The Boom Boom Room burlesque show is Vegas locals devoted to the art of traditional striptease (think gowns, boas and gloves), with some neo-burlesque thrown in for fun.

Show is $20 and starts at 9 pm (8:30 pm doors) at Boomer’s Bar, 3200 W Sirius Ave, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+ Plenty of free parking, and cheap drinks.

 

Crown Royal Party at Babes

Tonight only, Babes (club review) is advertising $2 off all Crown flavors, $200 Crown bottles, $25 Coors Light buckets and lots of free Crown swag to give away. Topless, full bar, 21+

 

Sunday, March 26 

Sinful Sunday at the Sand Dollar Lounge

Sinful Sunday returns to the Sand Dollar Lounge on March 26th.  This is one of Las Vegas’ funniest burlesque shows featuring an all-female cast of Sin City’s finest stripteasers.

The Sand Dollar Lounge (normally one of Las Vegas’ best blues bars, so I’m guessing blues before and after the show) is located at 3355 Spring Mountain Rd, Las Vegas. Southern-style menu and full bar. No cover, 21+

 

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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Check Out Palomino’s New Girls

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Lily Dances at Palomino Club

Looking for something to do tonight? Why not head over to Palomino Club (club review / club website) to check out their new girls. Palomino is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and totally nude dancers.

Born and raised in Las Vegas, green-eyed Lily (at right) is an outdoors girl with the sweetest smile this side of heaven. She’s only 5’2″ and looks like an angel, but she’s a devil in the VIP room.

Want to make her especially happy? Bring her a pizza. (That’s her weakness.)

The pic at right was taken in one of Palomino’s private theme rooms (the Red Room), and if you’re feeling brave, ask Lily to take you in there.

Bianca is a Dancer at Palomino Club

Bianca is a Dancer at Palomino Club

If you’re into dark-eyed beauties with hourglass figures, the lovely Bianca (at left) has curves that just don’t quit.

Groups of two or more can get free admission tonight by calling Palomino for their free round-trip club limo at 702-327-7258.

For solo guys, Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks — or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (Again, that’s free round-trip transport.)  (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)

If you must take a cab, have the cabby drop you off across the street at Jerry’s Nugget casino.  Walk across the street to Palomino and your admission will be only $10 instead of $30.

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.

Sapphire’s Topless Pool Opens April 21

The Sapphire Pool and Day Club  (pool review / pool website) opens for business on Friday April 21, and will be open throughout the pool season every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm.

This is my favorite topless pool party in Vegas. If you go here once, you’ll know why – great DJs, great drink specials, great special events, and – most important – the best topless scenery in Las Vegas.

That’s because the Sapphire Pool is the only topless pool in Vegas where the Sapphire dancers work on their tans and are available for VIP dances through a secret back entrance to the club. This is the best pool party in Vegas for single guys.

Also, every Saturday and Sunday, different porn stars act as hosts for the pool party and they are also available for private VIP room dances. The upcoming schedule of featured pool hosts includes:

Saturday, April 22: Veronica Rodriguez
Sunday, April 23: Jillian Janson

Saturday, April 29: Christiana Cinn
Sunday, April 30: Vicki Chase

Saturday, May 6: Alexis Texas
Sunday, May 7: Jessica Drake

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Alexis Texas will be at the Sapphire Pool on May 6

Sapphire offers a $70 package that gets you a lounge chair, limo transport from your hotel to the pool, free admission, and $50 in food/beverage credit. And when you get the lounge chair, it’s yours for the day. You don’t have to worry about someone else stealing it if you take a dip, get involved in a squirt gun fight (squirt guns and sunglasses are provided free), or disappear into the VIP room with one of Sapphire’s sunbathing beauties.

If there are two or more of you, you can get multiple Lounge Chair packages at $70 each, though I suggest you take a look at the packages available for couples and groups, all of which include seating, transport, admission, and generous food/beverage allowances. (See the packages here, or call 702-869-0003 for reservations.)

See also: How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style

Sapphire Pool Casting Call

The Casting Call for all positions is today (Tuesday, March 21, 8-10 pm) and tomorrow (Wednesday, March 22, 3-6 pm and 8-10 pm). Sapphire is hiring all positions, including: Lifeguards, Cocktail Servers, Bartenders, Barbacks, Cabana Attendants, Go-Go Dancers, Porters, Cashiers, Security, VIP Hosts, Hostesses, Models, and Promoters.

I may go for the day and apply for cabana boy.

Meet in the Sapphire Showroom located through the main entrance of the club. Sapphire staff will direct you to the Showroom. Bring a resume & head shots to the interview. Beach attire preferred.

Dennis Hof on His Life as Nevada’s Largest Brothel Owner

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Alexia Rose Stretching Out on Her Bed
at Dennis Hof’s Alien Cathouse

Dennis Hof changed the brothel landscape in Nevada, the only state in the U.S. where brothels are legal. Before Hof, working girls in Nevada’s legal brothels were more like slave laborers. They could not leave the property during their two-week shifts. They could not take personal cell phone calls or use personal email. They were required to service any customer that selected them. Prices were set by the house.

The women working in these brothels called them “pussy prisons.”

But when Dennis Hof started buying up brothels, he didn’t want slaves. He wanted strong, independent women who liked sex and knew how to make money.

So Hof changed the rules in his properties.  In Hof’s brothels, the women make their own schedules to come and go as they please.  They have the right to say no to any customer. They set their own prices. They are in this line of work because they like it.

I knew all of this from talking to women who work in Hof’s Vegas-area brothels (see Interview with Lydia Faithfull, Alien Cathouse Madam on the Menu).  But Hof has published his own account of his life as a brothel owner, The Art of the Pimp—A Love Story, and many of his revelations are fascinating.

Before Hof was a brothel owner, he says he was the best timeshare salesman in history, and he essentially sees selling sex as selling timeshares on a body.  So the biggest part of his job is teaching the girls in his brothels how to make money as a hooker.  

In Chapter 10, “The Art of the Sale,” he describes exactly how he does this and it’s riveting. Hof’s view is that prostitutes aren’t selling sex so much as an adventure.  He was a long-time consumer of brothel services before he became a brothel owner, so his understanding of the customer psyche is dead-on. You understand immediately how he ended up with seven brothels and hundreds of prostitutes who are themselves becoming millionaires.

That’s a chapter every potential brothel customer ought to read.

The book is filled with funny stories about the prostitutes and their sometimes odd customers.  There’s a whole section of letters he’s gotten from girls who wanted him to sell their virginity to the highest bidder. There’s another chapter with nothing but hate mail he’s received through the years.

The book also contains short essays written by ex-girlfriends, showbiz personalities, porn stars, and business acquaintances. Some of these essays paint Hof favorably, some not so favorably, and some of the writers downright hate him. I’ve never read a book where the author wanted the reader to hear everybody else’s side of the story.

Porn legend Ron Jeremy tells funny stories about Hof, with lots of raunchy details included.  There are also stories by or about goofball comedian Andy Kaufman, former Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss, Howard Stern, Fox News pundit Tucker Carlson, Hustler magnate Larry Flynt, and Screw tabloid publisher Al Goldstein. 

The final essay in the book is a 12-page “psychological evaluation” by New York psychotherapist Sheenah Hankin, PhD. She portrays Hof as a sex addict desperately in need of therapy. Somehow I get the feeling Hof is laughing all the way to the bank.

Cool book. $27 hardcover or $12 on Kindle. Get it on Amazon here.

Dennis Hof owns two brothels near Las Vegas—the friendly, whimsical Alien Cathouse (review) and the luxurious Love Ranch Vegas (review).