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Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

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If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Get Ready for Monday Night Football in the Vegas Strip Clubs (Updated)

MNF Kickoff Day with the Raiders!

Sapphire’s MNF “Party Zone”

On September 9, Monday Night Football season officially begins with the traditional kickoff day double-header. I expect the casinos to be packed, the sports books to be overcrowded and the best Vegas strip clubs to be doing a booming business.

This year’s kickoff day strip club parties will likely be crazier than ever in Vegas because it’s the Raiders vs the Broncos in the second game. This game is being played in Oakland, as this is the Raiders’ last season there, but Las Vegas fans have already claimed the team as their own. I’m seeing Raiders bumper stickers, caps, t-shirts and other gear all over town already.  If you thought Vegas fan mania for the Golden Knights was over the top, wait for football season!

The Raiders also have a huge loyal fan base in Los Angeles because of the years the team played there, so I expect half of Southern California to be driving or flying into Vegas to bet on this game.  It will be epic!

Game one of the double-header will be the Houston Texans vs the New Orleans Saints, both dominant teams in 2018. This is an opening day match-up that has the sports books drooling.

I’m posting this announcement early because if you’re planning to be in Vegas for that game, or for the weekend of September 6-9, you had better make your reservations now because much of this town will likely be sold out.

On Kickoff Day, the first game starts at 4:10 pm (PST) and the second game starts at 7:10 pm. All MNF games after that will begin at 5:15 pm.

Vegas Strip Club MNF Parties 2019 (plus Sunday Night and Thursday Night Parties)

Sapphire’s Buffet, Open Bar and Halftime $1 Lap Dances

Sapphire Las Vegas Super Bowl PartySapphire’s Monday Night Football parties have become the most popular in Las Vegas because of their wild halftime dollar lap dances. Imagine 100+ stacked 9s and 10s breaking over the crowd like a titty tsunami and you’ll have the idea. These are actual true in-your-face, in-your-hands, in-your-lap topless lap dances lasting 30 seconds each for $1.  Then every girl moves on to the next lap.  Bring plenty of $1 bills and sample every girl in the house.

For the MNF 2019 Kickoff double header, Sapphire has a $20 package for the main room and a $40 package for the 300-seat Showroom, which features the three largest HD screens in Vegas plus surround sound and wraparound monitors. The $20 main room package includes a tailgate-style buffet. The $40 Showroom package includes the club’s famous multi-table buffet, which usually means barbecue, pasta, Mexican food, salads, and a huge dessert section, all served at the proper temperatures by a professional catering staff, plus a hosted open bar from 4-8 pm.  The hosted open bar means specific brands of vodka, tequila, Scotch, bourbon, whiskey, champagne and other liquors will be poured for free in unlimited amounts.  This is a great deal.

Anyone can also get into the main room for free, but you will not get the buffet or open bar without paying.  Book online here.

Sapphire’s Season Pass for Monday and Thursday Night Games Plus Super Bowl

Sapphire also offers a $200 Season Pass that will get you into the Kickoff double header plus all 30 regular season Monday and Thursday night games, with two free drinks per game, plus free general admission to the club’s Super Bowl party in February. This is a great deal as the main room Super Bowl party alone is $75.  If you’re a local or regular visitor to Vegas, you can’t afford not to get this package!  To reserve the Season Pass, book online here or call 702-869-0003.

You can check out Sapphire’s other NFL packages, including bottle packages, open bar packages, and Super Bowl packages (available later this season), online here. There will soon be special packages available for individual Monday and Thursday night games.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Treasures’ Free Tailgate-Style Buffet and Happy Hour Drink Prices

Treasures is again offering one of the best Monday Night Football deals in town. Entry is free, provided you don’t arrive via cab or rideshare. Happy hour pricing on drinks means from 4 to 7 pm, domestic beers are $2; wells and imports are $3; call drinks are $4; and premium liquors are $5. Then, from 7 to 8 pm, all drinks are sold at half-price. You won’t find premium liquors at happy hour prices like these at any other MNF parties I know of.

Treasures also provides a free all-you-can-eat buffet for its MNF parties. In the past few years this tailgate-style buffet has included hot dogs, pasta, pizza, subs, potato salad, mac & cheese, chips & salsa.

Treasures will also be screening all Thursday and Sunday night NFL games this year, with their generous happy hour drink prices.  If you’re planning to stay after the game, check out the drink deals in Treasures’ packages online here.  Note: Treasures limos do not start running until 7 pm.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino Club’s Sunday Night Football Parties with Free Food and Drink Specials

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Love Dances at Palomino Club

Palomino Club will be hosting Sunday Night Football parties this year. The first one is on Sunday, September 8, between the Steelers and Patriots. Game time is 5:20 pm. The club opens at 4 pm.

There will be free food and drink specials during the games. I’ll add food and drink details as I get them — in the past it’s been fresh taco-truck tacos or teriyaki, always first-rate. There will also reportedly be a popular radio station DJ broadcasting from the club.  Palomino is the only nude club in Las Vegas with a full bar, and the only nude club screening NFL games this year.

Palomino Club offers free round-trip transport by the club’s shuttles for groups of two or more, with free admission for anyone who arrives by the club transport. They also offer a pre-game package that’s perfect for Sunday night football — two 375 ml bottles for $169 (plus 10% off if you book it online).  That package also includes a reserved VIP table for the night, free round-trip limo transport, a line pass, and free mixers (the most powerful of dancer magnets, as those girls get thirsty!).

Call 702-642-2984 to reserve your ride or book at the club website. If you arrive via your own vehicle (not a cab or rideshare) admission is free before 8 pm. Nude, full bar, 21+

Cheetahs’ Monday, Thursday and Sunday Night Parties

Cheetahs will be having Monday, Thursday and Sunday night football parties this year. These screenings will be in Cheetahs’ sports lounge, not in the main room. For MNF games, the club is advertising free food and drink specials, with wells and drafts priced at two for $10. Food in the past has been pizza and wings. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam’s MNF Parties

Play It Again Sam will be screening the MNF games. They’re advertising free food and drink specials, plus happy hour drink prices during the games. Topless, full bar, 21+

XXX Fun in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Megan Hughes and Penthouse Pet Christiana Cinn at Sapphire

Megan Hughes at Sapphire Las Vegas

Megan Hughes at Sapphire

On Friday night, August 23, porn newbie Megan Hughes will be performing for the first time at Sapphire Las Vegas. She’ll be rocking that beautiful body on stage starting at 11:30 pm and proving her porn bona fides in private shows with fans in Sapphire’s VIP rooms when she’s not on stage.

On Saturday afternoon, August 24, Megan will be hosting Sapphire’s topless pool party from noon to 6 pm. Once more, she’ll be on the lookout for guys who want to play around with her in private.

Megan is so new to porn I couldn’t even find her flicks in the IMDb database, though I did find a Megan Hughes that played “Taffy” in the Magnum P.I. TV series in 1983! Luckily for us all, I discovered that was a different Megan Hughes. This new Megan Hughes, who is barely 21, has a first-time Casting Couch video on Pornhub that you can check out. You can also find her posting very naughty videos of herself on her Twitter account @realMeganHughes.

Christiana Cinn at Sapphire Las Vegas

Christiana Cinn at Sapphire

On Saturday night, August 24, Penthouse Pet Christiana Cinn returns to Sapphire’s stage, once more giving guys a chance to get up-close-and-physical with a premier Penthouse model. On Sunday afternoon, August 25, Christiana will be partying out at the Sapphire topless pool.

If you missed Christiana’s Penthouse spread, you may have seen her star turn as Bikini Girl 2 in the mainstream Hollywood comedy, All American Bikini Car Wash. Hardcore porn fans are more likely to have seen her in the XXX Let’s Bang the Babysitter.

Fans can get Megan or Christiana in their laps by reserving a place at their private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for $135. This is where they hang out when they come off stage looking for guys to get crazy with. Reserve that seat or other porn star fun packages online here.

If you’re primarily interested in Sapphire’s famous high-mileage lap dance orgy with 400+ knockout dancers, Sapphire’s solo-guy VIP packages here start at just $65 and come with a $50 drink credit plus a free shot.  Couples’, group and bottle service packages are also available through that link.  All Sapphire packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at one of the best strip clubs in Las Vegas.  Any package is worth it for the reserved table alone, as this club gets to standing room only at peak hours.

Note: Do not take a cab, rideshare or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee! Get a package, or call for the free club limo and get free admission instead.

The Best Topless Pool Party in Vegas

If you’re more interested in frolicking with Megan or Christiana in the sunshine, the Sapphire Pool & Day Club is located right behind the gentlemen’s club. This is where Sapphire’s dancers (as well as showgirls and dancers from other strip clubs) come to party, flirt, and work on their tans. Any girl wearing a pink wristband is available for VIP dances. Best topless pool party in Vegas. Cool party for couples.

The pool is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm. On Sundays, there’s a great hotel checkout deal if your flight home isn’t leaving until later in the day. Sapphire will pick you up at your hotel and store your luggage while you enjoy the pool, then limo you to the airport in time to catch your flight.  Best part:  This deal is free!

A reserved lounge chair for the day plus $75 in food and drinks is available here for just $92. That include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, and free admission. Or you can call for the limo, or a package, a cabana at the pool, or anything else at 702-869-0003.

Note: There is a $20 entry fee for the pool if you arrive by cab or rideshare. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo and get in free instead! Topless, full bar, 21+

Darcie Dolce Does Two Nights at Little Darlings

Little Darlings Vegas is featuring XXX star Darcie Dolce for two nights, Friday and Saturday, August 23-24. Darcie will be doing two stage sets each night after 11 pm. Cover $40, locals $20. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, August 16

Treasures — A Mansion Inhabited by Knockouts

  No other Vegas strip club compares to the luxurious accommodations at Treasures, which is filled with chandeliers, a winding staircase, art on the walls and big comfy easy chairs in the VIP.  Treasures is also the only gentlemen’s club in town with a gourmet steakhouse — a real restaurant with prime steaks, a real chef, a superior wine list, and first-class service.

But best of all at Treasures are the females that fill the place.  Lap dances with these women are fantastic, the very definition of high mileage, but even better is the up-close-and-physical experience in the VIP, darkest in town and divided into rooms and booths so you have privacy with the girl who’s undressing for you.

Treasures offers some great package deals on its website that allow you to enjoy this premium club for the price of lesser clubs.  If you aren’t a big drinker, I recommend the $50 club package, which includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks), free round-trip limo transportation, free admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table for the night.

There’s also a 2-hour premium open bar package through that link that is one of the best deals in town. For just $120 you get everything but super-premiums and champagne, plus the round-trip limo service, free admission, and a reserved VIP table. Other deals for bottle service, groups and couples can be found through the link.  Spend the money you save on Treasures’ gorgeous dancers.

Even if you don’t try a package deal, get free admission simply by calling Treasures at 702-257-3030 to arrange for their free round-trip limo transportation. Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino Club — Full Bar and Fully Bare

Las Vegas stripper at Palomino Club

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club is only strip club in Las Vegas that features both totally nude dancers and a full bar. The rest of the Las Vegas strip clubs that serve liquor are forbidden by law from letting their dancers drop their panties.

But all dancers at Palomino take off everything, including their g-strings, both on stage and in the club’s fully-private VIP dances.

Palomino’s private VIP booths have opaque curtains across the doors and nude dances start at three songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab or bottle fees).  That’s one of the best strip club private dance deals in Vegas.  The club’s private bedrooms are available with either a big comfy sofa or a full-sized bed, in case you’d like to try horizontal fun with a nude girl.

And the stage show at Palomino is the wildest you’ll find in Las Vegas, with naked nymphettes flying around the stripper poles, girl-on-girl shows, and closeup, in-your-face floor work from girls who look like they just walked out of a Victoria’s Secret shoot. See our galleries of Renee, Lily and Mandi, just of the few of the 130+ girls you’ll find here at peak hours.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability). For the club’s full royalty treatment, get one of Palomino’s online packages for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys.  At peak hours, Palomino gets to standing room only, so a package is a good deal not only for the drink discounts, but for the reserved table. Nude, full bar, 21+ Read more…

Topless Night Swim for Labor Day Weekend at Sapphire’s Topless Pool

Bridgette B at Sapphire Pool Las Vegas

Bridgette B will be Hosting the Sapphire Topless Night Swim

An Only-In-Vegas Drip Day Party on Sunday, September 1

Sapphire topless pool is throwing a topless night swim party on Sunday, September 1 for Drip Day and Labor Day Weekend. The pool opens at noon, per usual, but will be staying open until 10 pm.  At Sapphire’s 4th of July topless night swim, there was food, plenty of drink specials, and plenty of glistening wet girls by fireworks light.

I’m not sure what “Drip Day” is, but any day is a great day to blow a wad of cash at a Vegas topless pool party.

Buxom blonde Bridgette B, star of some 400 XXX flicks including the immortal Boobs Beyond Belief, will be hosting the September 1 night swim in something suitably skimpy.  She will be available for fun in Sapphire’s VIP rooms throughout the affair. You can also expect plenty of Sapphire dancers at the party.  They too will be available for one-on-one fun in the VIP.  You can tell who they are because they all wear pink wristbands.

There’s no cover charge for the topless night swim party if you arrive via your own vehicle or Sapphire’s free limo. If you come in a cab or rideshare, you’ll be charged $30 for entry.

Sapphire is also offering package deals for the day. The $92 lounge chair package (that price includes all taxes and fees) includes a $75 food/beverage credit and a reserved lounge chair for the day. (Note:  The only free seating is at the bar.)  Other package deals for groups, bottle service, open bar, VIP deck (more shade), daybeds and cabanas can be found here. All include free limo transport, free admission and a line pass. Topless, full bar, 21+