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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Drink High-End Booze for $2 on Tuesdays at Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas

Deja Vu Las Vegas stripper

Shelby Sparks of Deja Vu Vegas

Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas is one of my picks for best Vegas strip clubs on a budget, and this post is about yet another reason for that.

I’ve been mentioning pretty regularly the club’s open bar (domestics and wells) from 6 – 10 pm every night.  But Tuesday nights go even beyond that.

The regular nightly open bar is still in place from 6 – 10 pm, but every Tuesday night at Deja Vu Showgirls is also “Two-Dollar Tuesday.” That means you’ll pay just two bucks each for your drinks all night long. This isn’t a happy hour, it’s a happy twelve hours (6 pm – 6 am). The deal includes all beers (domestics and imports), all well drinks and all call drinks. (Excluded are champagnes, wines, and super premium liquors.)   Read more…

Monday Night Football Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs 2018 (Updated)

Monday Night Football season is here through December, and the best MNF viewing parties will be in the Vegas strip clubs. Why would you watch a football game in a casino sports book where there are no topless girls? It just doesn’t make sense. For all MNF games, the pregame show starts at 5:15 and the kickoff is at 6 pm.

Deja Vu Showgirl’s Open Bar till Midnight plus FREE Tacos!

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Shelby at Deja Vu Showgirls

Six hours of free drinks (domestics and wells) made Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas‘s MNF bashes a hit last year, and the free booze will flow again this year. Free handmade tacos will also be provided — really great tacos! They club will open between 5 – 5:30 on Mondays during the rest of the NFL season.

Cover charge for both locals and out-of-staters will be $20 this year. This is far and away the best MNF drink deal you’ll find in Vegas (and probably anywhere else in the country). Six hours of free booze! Do not arrive via cab, Uber, Lyft, or casino limo or you will pay a $45 entry fee. If you don’t have wheels, call for the free club limo or reserve seats for the MNF parties at 702-308-4605.

Treasures — Free Admission, Free Buffet, $1 Drinks

Treasures has one of the few 100% FREE Monday Night Football bashes in Vegas and it’s a winner. There’s no cover charge and from 4-6 pm all domestic beers and well drinks are just $1 each. Then from 6-8 pm, all drinks are half price. The club also features a free tailgate-style buffet that will vary from week to week with hot dogs, pasta, pizza, subs, potato salad, mac & cheese, chips & salsa, etc.

There will be pretty girls in skimpy little outfits available for flirting, lap dances and soothing your frayed nerves if your team craps out on you, or helping you celebrate if your long-shot bets pay off.

You’ll find Treasures’ VIP dinner package (plus other package deals) at the club website. If you’re arriving at the club after 7 pm, my advice is to take advantage of the free transportation, free admission, and liquor discounts available with a package deal. (The club’s limos start running at 7 pm.)

Whether or not you get a package, out-of-towners should call the club at 702-257-3030 for their free limo, which is not only free but round-trip. When you’re ready to leave, you’ll be chauffeured back to your hotel, no strings attached.

Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire’s Great Buffet and Halftime $1 Dances

Sapphire’s MNF parties are famous for the club’s halftime dollar-dances, when the club’s topless beauties swarm into the crowd to provide full-contact, topless, 30-second lap dances. Bring a wad of ones and you’ll be in titty heaven.

The best MNF deal for local football fans is Sapphire’s Season Pass that gets you into all 30 Monday night and Thursday night games, plus their Super Bowl party, for only $200. The Season Pass includes Showroom seating, 2 free drinks per game, and Sapphire’s exceptional buffet. All games will feature Sapphire’s legendary dollar dances at halftime.

For individual Monday and Thursday night games, cover charge is $20 and includes 2 drinks per game, the buffet, and dollar dances at halftime. The Monday night games will be screened in the Showroom. The Thursday night games will be screened in the Karaoke Room. Sapphire also offers open bar packages, bottle packages and group packages. Get the Season Pass and all other packages on Sapphire’s website here or call 702-869-0003.

Other Vegas Strip Club MNF Viewing Parties

Crazy Horse 3 is screening all Monday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday games with 4/$20 beer buckets and free pizza. Locals free. A $50 package is available for out-of-staters that includes a $60 drink voucher. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club is free for locals (with a Vu card, which is $10 and lasts forever), $50 for non-locals. For MNF, they’re advertising free food and drink specials with no details. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam is advertising free food and happy hour drink prices. The game will be screened in the back room with sound, or in the main room without sound but with dancers on stage. Topless, full bar, 21+

Cheetahs is advertising Monday, Thursday, and Sunday night football viewing parties with beer bucket specials and 3 for $10 shots. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is screening the MNF games with a free buffet, $5 Buds, $2 Red Rhino shots and $100 bottles. Topless, full bar, 21+

Babes is screening all Monday, Thursday and Sunday games with $30 buckets of Bud Light and a free shot after every touchdown. Topless, full bar, 21+

XXX Treats Coming to the Vegas Strip Clubs

Nadia Ali, the Muslim Porn Babe, at Little Darlings

Nadia Ali at Little Darlings

On Friday and Saturday night (Sept 21-22), Little Darlings Vegas is featuring Nadia Ali, a Muslim porn actress who has been banned from Pakistan. She has made numerous XXX flicks wearing a hijab. But yes, Nadia claims she remains a devout Muslim who still prays every day.

She quit doing XXX films in 2016 when she refused to make a flick with an actor who allegedly looked like Donald Trump. Now she’s performing as a feature dancer in strip clubs. Nadia will be doing two stage performances at Little Darlings each night starting after 11 pm. Most feature dancers at Little Darlings also do private VIP shows.

Little Darlings is the only strip club in Vegas where every $20 lap dance is done fully nude and in a private booth away from the main floor. The high-mileage one-on-one bedroom dances start at only $125 for 15 minutes and are also performed fully nude. These are the best rates you’ll find on private dances in Vegas strip club VIP rooms.

Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo. Female and couples-friendly.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website here. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Sapphire Brings on the XXX Big Titties

Brooklyn Chase at Sapphire

Sapphire’s porn star series continues this weekend with two features known for their glorious breasts.

On Friday night, September 21, Brooklyn Chase will be the star of the night. You may recall Brooklyn’s ample bosom from Big Bodacious Knockers 9. But she really showed her sexual skills in the porn classic, Orgy Overload.

Brooklyn will start her stage performances at 11:30 pm and she’ll be showing off her dynamite bod in private performances when she’s not on stage. That means you can get her alone for some hands-on fun if big, bodacious knockers and a beautiful face are your thing.

Monique Alexander at Sapphire

On Saturday night, September 22, Monique Alexander takes over the stage and VIP room duties. Monique has appeared in more than 300 XXX flicks, including Delicious Tits, Gym Nymphos, and the immortal Angels of Debauchery 8.

Monique begins her stage sets at 11:30 and between her stage sets she’ll be luring guys into Sapphire’s VIP rooms for secret and more exciting play times.

To get your share of private fun with Brooklyn or Monique, I recommend reserving a seat at their private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for $135.  This is where the stars flirt with their fans when they’re not on stage. Look for all of Sapphire’s porn star package deals here (or call 702-869-0003).

Sapphire’s $65 solo package, which includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot, is the preferred package for guys who just want to spend the night fooling around with Sapphire’s 400+ uninhibited 9s and 10s. Get group, couple, and bottle packages through that link as well. All packages come with free limo transport, free entry, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a discount on drinks and host service at one of Las Vegas’ premiere gentlemen’s clubs. Be warned: Without a package, you may not find a place to sit down on a weekend night. Topless, full bar, 21+

If you’re not going to be in Vegas this weekend but you’re planning a trip, check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star calendar.  We update that page weekly.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, September 14

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Naked Girls, My Kind of Place

Palomino Club Las Vegas stripper

Valentina Estrella Dances at Palomino Club

  There’s only one Palomino Club in Las Vegas. This is the Vegas strip club that was chosen by Playboy for its reality TV show The King of Clubs. It’s the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and dancers who perform totally nude, both on stage and in the private VIP rooms.

Nude private dances in the club’s one-on-one curtained VIP booths start at 3 songs for $100 with no extra bar tab. Because of the full bar, customers must be 21+, but dancers only have to 18+.

On weekends you will see 100+ of the hottest young bods in Vegas getting down and dirty on stage, then trying to seduce you into an up-close-and-physical VIP dance. Check out our photo galleries of Palomino dancers Valentina, Renee, and TVO’s new Dancer of the Month, Ashley, to get a feel for the Victoria’s Secret quality of the dancers.

With drafts at $6 and domestic beers at $8 for locals and out-of-towners alike, Palomino is always on our list of best Vegas strip clubs on a budget.

There’s free round-trip limo transport for groups of two or more. Just call 702-642-2984. Or check out Palomino’s packages for couples, groups and solo guys.

Palomino is couples-friendly, so bring your wife or girlfriend to one of the best strip clubs in Vegas for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…