A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

UFC 222 Viewing Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

A Heavyweight Death Match & a Cat Fight

Struve vs Arlovski UFC 222

Arlovski vs Struve Heavyweight Death Match at UFC 222

UFC 222 is just ten days away on Saturday, March 3, and it features an exciting heavyweight match between 7-foot-tall 84″-reach Stefan “Skyscraper” Struve, who has overcome a leaking aortic valve and an enlarged heart, and Belarusian Andrei “The Pitbull” Arlovski, 2015 Comeback Fighter of the Year, with the loser facing career death.  Struve’s got the size, weight and youth advantage.  Arlovski is tied for most knockout wins in UFC heavyweight history.

The main event is a cat fight for the Women’s Featherweight Championship between current UFC Featherweight champ Cris Cyborg and former Invicta FC Bantamweight Champ Yana Kunitskaya.

At 19-1-0, the Russian Cyborg is a 10-1 betting favorite for good reason. She is one tough bitch. The only loss she’s suffered in her 13-year MMA career was in her very first fight in May, 2005! She’s won 16 of her fights by KO or TKO.

Yana Kunitskaya, at 10-3-0, is probably out of her league in this contest. But she’s prettier than Cyborg and I always root for the underdog.

The co-main event is Frankie Edgar (22-5-1) vs Brian Ortega (13-0-1). Edgar was supposed to be fighting current champ Max Holloway for the featherweight title, but Holloway pulled out of the fight a few weeks ago with a leg injury. Brian Ortega sees this fight as a chance to put himself in position to take on Holloway for the title, so this should be a bloody battle.

The event takes place at T-Mobile Arena here in Vegas and there are still lots of tix available in the $65 – $175 range if you’re willing to sit in the nosebleed sections and watch the fights through binoculars. Better seats run from $180 – $1,200 each.  The fight is $65 on PPV.

My advice, however, is to watch the fights at a Vegas strip club. The view of the action will be way superior (unless you’re paying $600+ at T-Mobile). You won’t have to fight the traffic nightmare at T-Mobile. And most important, T-Mobile doesn’t provide lap dancers in g-strings to keep fight fans happy when the action gets slow.

Deja Vu Showgirls — Best UFC Deal in Town

Deja Vu Las Vegas stripper

Tiffany Dances at Deja Vu

You just can’t beat topless club Deja Vu Vegas for their UFC deal that includes free admission and four hours of free booze — domestics and wells — from 6 pm to 10 pm. To get free admission, you must arrive in the club’s free limo and this is not a gimmick. Strip clubs in Vegas must pay a “spiff” that ranges from $50 – $90+ to cabbies, Uber & Lyft drivers and even casino limo drivers.  Admission is $45 if you arrive by one of those options.

So take the free club limo and get in for free.  Deja Vu would prefer to transport you themselves so that you have that money in your pocket to spend on their dancers. Plus, all guests who arrive in the club’s limo get a free drink voucher to use when the open bar ends at 10 pm.

If you don’t arrive in the club’s limo or via cab, locals’ cover is $10 and out-of-state cover is $20, but all get the four hours of free booze. No other strip clubs in Vegas even attempt to match this deal.

To get an idea of the Deja Vu dancers who will be there to entertain you, check out our February Dancer of the Month, Tiffany of Deja Vu Showgirls.

To reserve your free ride, call 702-308-4605 or text SGLV to 702-767-8118. Or check out the club’s website for package deals for couples or groups. Topless, full bar, 21+

Other Vegas Strip Clubs Screening UFC 222

Crazy Horse 3 Las Vegas has its standard $50 package deal that includes transport, entry, and a $60 drink card. Locals free. Look for $20 domestic buckets (4) and free pizza. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sophia’s topless club is also screening UFC 222. Locals free. Out-of-state $50 (or $100 with open bar for the fight). $400 for VIP table with bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Announcing Our March Vegas Strip Club Dancer of the Month

LIttle Darlings Las Vegas stripper Kendra

Kendra Dances at Little Darlings

Kendra of Little Darlings

Watch for our March 2018 Dancer of the Month, Kendra of Little Darlings Las Vegas. We’ll be posting her photo gallery on Monday, March 5.

If exotic Asian beauty, Kendra, locks her eyes on yours, game over. She owns you.

On stage, she moves like a ballet dancer, so feline and feminine, with her shining black hair pouring down her back. Then she starts pulling at the hip-band of her g-string and it dawns on you that dancers at Little Darlings take off everything. That g-string is coming down.

As she struts proudly in naught but her platform fuck-me heels, is there any sight in the world more beautiful than Kendra naked? How can you help but want to get her alone?

At Little Darlings, you can have Kendra alone and fully nude for a mere $20 in one of the club’s private lap dance booths. Or think of the positions you can get into with Kendra in a private bedroom dance — starting at only $125 for 15 minutes — alone with her in a full-sized bed…

Did you come to Vegas to gamble? Maybe you ought to blow a little money on a sure thing. Kendra is one of the main reasons I go to Little Darlings on the weekends.

You may also be interested in our Gallery of All Vegas Strip Club Dancers of the Month.

Girls Too Cute for Porn Coming Up at the Vegas Strip Clubs

Jillian Janson & Natalia Starr — Sweet & Not So Innocent

Jillian Janson

Jillian Janson at Sapphire Friday

Sapphire, Las Vegas’ topless babe bacchanal, has a couple of girl-next-door-only-better types performing this coming weekend. If you like young girls with flawless skin, free of tattoos and piercings, you will love the adorable porn babes on the menu this Friday and Saturday night.

On Friday, February 23, Jillian Janson will be performing on stage and then hanging out in the club to see if she can seduce a guy into Sapphire’s VIP — or a totally private Skybox — for some up-close-and-physical fun.

Jillian looks so young and innocent, just a fresh-faced Minnesota girl with dimples and a pretty smile, but don’t let her virginal looks fool you. In fact, she started doing porn for the Barely Legal site as soon as she turned 18 (and while she was still in high school).

Having now performed in more than 100 XXX videos, including such over-the-top classics as Pretty Young Tarts, Young Fantasies, and The Naughty Girls From Next Door 2, Jillian obviously has an insatiable appetite for men. Get her alone in a Skybox at your own risk.

Natalia Starr

Natalia Starr at Sapphire Saturday

On Saturday, February 24, Penthouse Pet and porn sensation Natalia Starr will be on stage and on the hunt in Sapphire. Natalia’s one of those natural beauties who was destined to be a model, having worked for both Penthouse and Playboy. When she’s not on Sapphire’s main stage, she’ll be on the loose and looking for the type of guy who’d enjoy some quality time with the girl who starred in Perfect Little Pussy, Tender Young Pussy, and You Twerk It I’ll Jerk It.

Both Jillian and Natalia will start their stage sets around 11:30.

Reserve a seat at Jillian’s or Natalia’s private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for $135. That will get you scoped out as a guy to flirt with when they come down from the stage. You can set that up right now online here.

You can also use that link to set up a private dinner date with either of them. We’re talking steak, lobster, champagne, and strawberries with whipped cream in a Sapphire Skybox. These Skyboxes are the most luxurious VIP rooms in Las Vegas and come with real doors you can close behind you for privacy.

You can also reserve a solo package starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and immerse yourself in the famous lap dance orgy in one of Las Vegas’ premiere topless clubs. You’ll also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link. All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and Sapphire’s royalty treatment, plus 400+ stacked and slender babes at peak hours.

Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003 (the $15 reservations fee is waived if you buy a 2-for-1 drink ticket, a no-brainer). Topless, full bar, 21+.

Sapphire features different porn stars every weekend. See Sapphire’s upcoming porn-star schedule.

Tips for Couples Going to a Vegas Strip Club Together for the First Time

Palomino Club Vegas Dancer

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

It’s Valentine’s Day and suddenly TVO’s article on couples- and female-friendly Vegas strip clubs is the most popular page on this site.

If you’re considering going as a couple to a Las Vegas strip club tonight, and you’ve never done this before, here are a few tips to make the experience one you’ll both remember fondly.

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