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Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

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Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

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If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, October 19

Treasures — Sizzling Hot Women in Vegas’ Most Lavish Flesh Palace

  Treasures gentlemen’s club caters to men who like to relax in luxury, surrounded by beautiful women who like to take off everything but their g-strings and settle into men’s laps for hands-on getting-to-know-you fun.

This is Las Vegas’ most opulent gentlemen’s club. Wealth drips from the chandeliers. This is a great club for adventuresome couples because you can start with a gourmet meal at the club’s steakhouse and because women appreciate the sheer beauty of the place.

Or, if you’re going alone, you can invite any of the club’s dazzling dancers to dine with you for a romantic dinner date in the steakhouse. Afterwards you can take her upstairs to the plush VIP rooms where you can undress her for your after-dinner dessert.

Reserve Treasures’ dinner packages (and other VIP package deals) online here. Treasures’ free limo service includes free admission, so if you’re from out-of-town call for pickup. The club’s limos start running at 7 pm, and the limo service is not only free but round-trip. Yes, that’s right.  The club will be happy to transport you to the club for free and when you’re ready to leave, chauffeur you back to your hotel, no strings attached. Just call 702-257-3030 to reserve your ride and any of the VIP package deals.

Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings. Topless, full bar, 21+

Deja Vu Showgirls, Where the Fun Starts with FREE Drinks

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Tiffany Dances at Deja Vu Vegas

  Deja Vu Las Vegas has the best drink deal you’ll find in any Vegas strip club, with a three-hour open bar (for domestics and wells) every night from 6 – 9 pm. With your drinks paid for, you can spend your time flirting with the club’s dancers and feel good about blowing your mad money on the high-mileage lap dances.

Plus, you’ll have even more money to blow on fun with the girls if you call for the club’s free limo — which will save you on cab fare, get you free entry (another $45 savings), plus get you another free drink when the open bar closes.

What I like most about Deja Vu is that I never feel hustled by the dancers. Instead, I would describe the dancers here as friendly. Extra friendly. From a $20 lap dance to a private bedroom dance, the dances here are super physical.

With private bedroom dances that start at only $150 for 15 min — or roughly what other local clubs charge for the group VIP — you will regret it if you blow your Vegas wad on blackjack and craps when you could have gotten so much more from the babes at Deja Vu. Deja Vu has truly private private rooms that come with your choice of a comfy sofa or a full-sized bed and an actual door you can close behind you.

You may have heard that Deja Vu Showgirls was voted the Best National Chain of all the gentlemen’s clubs in the USA at the 2018 Exotic Dancer Awards show last month. If you’re in Vegas this weekend, maybe you ought to check it out and find out why.

You’ll find Deja Vu’s online VIP packages here. Call the club for their free limo transport at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Topless, full bar, 21+

Tiffany Watson Gets Down & Dirty at Sapphire

Tiffany Watson at Sapphire Friday

  Sapphire Las Vegas is featuring porn’s cutest cutie pie — Tiffany Watson — performing both on stage and getting naughty with her fans one-on-one in Sapphire’s VIP rooms.

Tiffany will be starting her stage sets at 11:30 pm, then making herself available for hands-on fun with her fans. For $135 you can get a two-hour open bar and a reserved seat at Tiffany’s private tables, where she’ll be hanging out with her fans when she’s not on stage. See Porn’s Most Adorable Sweethearts in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Tiffany Watson.

If what you’re really interested in is indulging in Sapphire’s famous all-night lap dance orgy, get the club’s $65 package deal, which comes with a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot and a reserved VIP seat. Then you can take it easy while the club’s 400+ lap dancers show you what a lap dance orgy is like in a town that doesn’t have a sit-on-your-hands law. (You can use that same link to find Sapphire’s other package deals for bottles, groups and couples.) All package deals include free limo transport, free admission with line pass, a reserved seat, and the full VIP treatment at Vegas’ most famous lap dance palace.  Always get a package on weekend nights or you may find yourself at a lap dance orgy without a lap!

For out-of-towners, cover is $50, but you can get free admission just by calling Sapphire for their free club limo at 702-869-0003. (The reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a 2-for-the-price-of-1 drink ticket — a no-brainer). Topless, full bar, 21+

Saturday, October 20

Palomino Club — Totally Naked Girls, Full Bar, Wild Wild Stage Show

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Ashley dances at Palomino Club

   Palomino is the only Las Vegas strip club with a full bar and dancers who perform totally nude. The topless joints all serve liquor, but the dancers NEVER remove their g-strings. If you want the booze/pussy combo, Palomino is the place.

And wait till you see the stage show. These are Victoria’s Secret quality dancers who get naked and absolutely wild on stage. Get a fistful of dollars and a seat on the rail and you’ll be in pussy heaven.

Palomino now boasts a Penthouse Pet in their lineup. And, like all of the dancers here, she not only gets naked on stage, but she’s available for one-on-one fun in the VIP rooms. (See Palomino’s New “Local” Dancer Is a Penthouse Pet! for more about “Laly.”)

At peak hours on weekends, 130+ of the finest hotties in Vegas will be working the crowd for high-mileage private dances. (See our photo galleries of Palomino dancers Valentina Estrella, Renee, and our October Dancer of the Month, Ashley, to see the quality of the Palomino girls.)

The nude private dances in the one-on-one curtained VIP booths start at 3 songs for $100 with no extra bar tab. With drafts at $6 and domestic beers at $8 for locals and out-of-towners alike, Palomino is always on our list of the best Vegas gentlemen’s clubs for $ value.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino’s packages for couples, groups and solo guys.

Feel free to bring your wife or girlfriend because Palomino is also one of Vegas’ friendliest strip clubs for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+

Little Darlings — Cute Young Girls Striptease to Fully Nude

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Serenity Dances at Little Darlings

  Little Darlings Las Vegas, a nude club, is one of the most fun strip joints in Vegas, especially on weekends. There’s no alcohol served, so dancers and customers only have to be 18+. This is the club where many Vegas dancers break in to the world of professional stripping. It’s a young party crowd and the nude stage show is always unbelievably sexy, especially if you like really young girls who are discovering the power they have over men.

On Friday and Saturday nights at Little D’s, the stage show gets crazy with real striptease. They call it “Theme Night,” but that just means the girls have to start their stage sets in full costumes — anything from Supergirl to Catholic school girl — and strip down to their platform heels. Get a seat on the rail here and a whole lot of ones and you’ll have erotic memories to last a lifetime.

This is also one of the most female- and couples-friendly clubs in town, where you’ll see solo women and women in groups tipping the dancers just like the guys.

All of the dancers are available for one-on-one private dances — also performed nude. Even the $20 lap dances, which take place in one-on-one rooms away from the main floor, are done nude. High-mileage bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes — the best private show price in Las Vegas.

Admission is $15 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Sapphire Serves Up Porn Cutie Lexi Belle

Lexi Belle at Sapphire Saturday

  Sapphire Las Vegas is featuring one of porn’s sweetest little cupcakes tonight, the delectable Lexi Belle, star of Young & Juicy and Stuffin Young Muffins.

For only $135, you can reserve a seat at Lexi’s private tables, where she’ll be hanging out and flirting with her fans when she comes off stage. That package comes with a two-hour open bar, so if you think you may want to get Lexi alone for some up-close-and-physical fun, this will give you your best shot at her. This and other porn star packages can be found on Sapphire’s main website (or call 702-869-0003).

See Porn’s Most Adorable Sweethearts in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Lexi Belle.

On the other hand, if you’re primarily interested in partaking of Sapphire’s all-night boob buffet with 400+ of the most gorgeous stacked babes in town, just get  Sapphire’s $65 solo package that includes a VIP seat right in the middle of the club’s infamous lap dance orgy. You get a $50 drink voucher and a free shot with that package. Bring a bunch of twenties and make this the highlight of your Vegas trip. Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link. All package deals include a drink discount, free limo ride, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class host service. A package deal is advised at Sapphire on weekends because the club gets packed at peak hours. Don’t find yourself stuck at a lap dance orgy with no lap! Get a package!

Call the club for their complimentary limo (and ask for one of their Teslas) at 702-869-0003. For planning future trips to Vegas, you may be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star schedule. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire Comedy Hour

  The Sapphire Comedy Hour is your secret strategy for getting your wife or girlfriend into a Vegas topless club. The Las Vegas Review-Journal readers voted Sapphire’s Comedy Hour the best Vegas standup comedy show in 2017. You’ll see top notch pros trying out new raunchy material so it gets pretty crazy. The show ends between 9:00 and 9:30 and you exit into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge (reg. $50).

Every Saturday night, different stand-up comics perform on stage in the 300-seat Showroom, with magicians and burlesque acts between the comics. Tonight you’ll see headliner comedian Erik Meyers, feature comedian Daniel Howard, extreme comic The Shocker (recent loony bin escapee), the classy magic of MonDre, and burlesque bombshell Kalani Kokonuts.

Doors open at 7 pm. Show starts at 8 pm. General admission is $40 (or $65 with an open bar for the comedy show). A dinner option (gourmet Mexican) is also available (the best Mexican food in Vegas.) Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+

Nerdlesque at Artifice Bar

  It’s Nerdlesque Night at the Artifice Bar and the nerds will be celebrating Horror (of course). ‘Tis the season. Performers include AlliZen James, D.D. Darlin, Gaia Moon, Illy Rose, Lolita Haze, Loon A Tik and Sean Stuart. Hosted by La Rosa Muerta.

Show starts at 7:30 pm at the Artifice bar. Think local amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease in some very nerdy ways. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+

Saturday Cabaret Burlesque at Phoenix Bar & Lounge

  Saturday Cabaret Burlesque is having a Halloween party tonight. Performers include D.D. Darlin’, DeMarcus Montrese, Illy Rose, La Rosa Muerta, Lucie May, and Monster Doll. Emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour.

The Phoenix Bar and Lounge is a gay bar located at 4213 W Sahara Ave, Las Vegas. Show: 10 pm. No cover. Full bar. 21+

Sunday, October 21

Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s

  If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island).  The bar’s amateur bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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Wednesday Is College Night at Little Darlings Vegas

Free Admission with Your Student ID

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Serenity Wants to Teach You a Thing or Two at Little Darlings

In order to support higher education and provide students much-needed relief from their studies, every Wednesday is College Night at Little Darlings, a nude club in Las Vegas. If you’ve got student ID from any college or university anywhere, plus photo ID to prove you’re at least 18, you get free admission tonight (a $35 value if you’re from out of state and a $15 value if you’re a Nevada resident).

Plus, a visit to Little Darlings is always educational in itself. You’ll learn things about the female anatomy they’ll never teach you in class and all of the Little Darlings dancers are available for one-on-one nude lap dance tutoring in a private booth, starting at just $20 per lesson.

Advanced nude sessions take place in private bedrooms, starting at just $125 for 15 minutes.  Little Darlings’ dance deals make it one of our top picks for Vegas strip clubs on a budget.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You can also find a good package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Check out our post on free admission in the Vegas nude clubs for more deals on other nights.  Even if you can’t show a student ID, you can get free admission at Little Darlings by arriving before 6 pm.

Drink High-End Booze for $2 on Tuesdays at Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas

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Shelby Sparks of Deja Vu Vegas

Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas is one of my picks for best Vegas strip clubs on a budget, and this post is about yet another reason for that.

I’ve been mentioning pretty regularly the club’s open bar (domestics and wells) which now runs from 6 – 9 pm every night.  But Tuesday nights go even beyond that.

The regular nightly open bar is still in place from 6 – 9 pm, but every Tuesday night at Deja Vu Showgirls is also “Two-Dollar Tuesday.” That means you’ll pay just two bucks each for your drinks all night long. This isn’t a happy hour, it’s a happy twelve hours (6 pm – 6 am). The deal includes all beers (domestics and imports), all well drinks and all call drinks. (Excluded are champagnes, wines, and super premium liquors.)   Read more…

Monday Night Football Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs 2018 (Updated)

Monday Night Football season is here through December, and the best MNF viewing parties will be in the Vegas strip clubs. Why would you watch a football game in a casino sports book where there are no topless girls? It just doesn’t make sense. For all MNF games, the pregame show starts at 5:15 and the kickoff is at 6 pm.

Treasures — Free Admission, Free Buffet, $1 Drinks

Treasures has one of the few 100% FREE Monday Night Football bashes in Vegas and it’s a winner. There’s no cover charge and from 4-6 pm all domestic beers and well drinks are just $1 each. Then from 6-8 pm, all drinks are half price. The club also features a free tailgate-style buffet that will vary from week to week with hot dogs, pasta, pizza, subs, potato salad, mac & cheese, chips & salsa, etc.

There will be pretty girls in skimpy little outfits available for flirting, lap dances and soothing your frayed nerves if your team craps out on you, or helping you celebrate if your long-shot bets pay off.

You’ll find Treasures’ VIP dinner package (plus other package deals) at the club website. If you’re arriving at the club after 7 pm, my advice is to take advantage of the free transportation, free admission, and liquor discounts available with a package deal. (The club’s limos start running at 7 pm.)

Whether or not you get a package, out-of-towners should call the club at 702-257-3030 for their free limo, which is not only free but round-trip. When you’re ready to leave, you’ll be chauffeured back to your hotel, no strings attached.

Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Deja Vu Showgirl’s Open Bar till Midnight plus FREE Tacos!

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Shelby at Deja Vu Showgirls

Six hours of free drinks (domestics and wells) made Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas‘s MNF bashes a hit last year, and the free booze will flow again this year. Free handmade tacos will also be provided — really great tacos! They club will open between 5 – 5:30 on Mondays during the rest of the NFL season.

Cover charge for both locals and out-of-staters will be $20 this year. This is far and away the best MNF drink deal you’ll find in Vegas (and probably anywhere else in the country). Six hours of free booze! Do not arrive via cab, Uber, Lyft, or casino limo or you will pay a $45 entry fee. If you don’t have wheels, call for the free club limo or reserve seats for the MNF parties at 702-308-4605.

Sapphire’s Great Buffet and Halftime $1 Dances

Sapphire’s MNF parties are famous for the club’s halftime dollar-dances, when the club’s topless beauties swarm into the crowd to provide full-contact, topless, 30-second lap dances. Bring a wad of ones and you’ll be in titty heaven.

The best MNF deal for local football fans is Sapphire’s Season Pass that gets you into all 30 Monday night and Thursday night games, plus their Super Bowl party, for only $200. The Season Pass includes Showroom seating, 2 free drinks per game, and Sapphire’s exceptional buffet. All games will feature Sapphire’s legendary dollar dances at halftime.

For individual Monday and Thursday night games, cover charge is $20 and includes 2 drinks per game, the buffet, and dollar dances at halftime. The Monday night games will be screened in the Showroom. The Thursday night games will be screened in the Karaoke Room. Sapphire also offers open bar packages, bottle packages and group packages. Get the Season Pass and all other packages on Sapphire’s website here or call 702-869-0003.

Other Vegas Strip Club MNF Viewing Parties

Crazy Horse 3 is screening all Monday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday games with 4/$20 beer buckets and free pizza. Locals free. A $50 package is available for out-of-staters that includes a $60 drink voucher. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club is free for locals (with a Vu card, which is $10 and lasts forever), $50 for non-locals. For MNF, they’re advertising free food and drink specials with no details. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam is advertising free food and happy hour drink prices. The game will be screened in the back room with sound, or in the main room without sound but with dancers on stage. Topless, full bar, 21+

Cheetahs is advertising Monday, Thursday, and Sunday night football viewing parties with beer bucket specials and 3 for $10 shots. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is screening the MNF games with a free buffet, $5 Buds, $2 Red Rhino shots and $100 bottles. Topless, full bar, 21+

Minks (formerly Babes) is screening all Monday, Thursday and Sunday games with $30 buckets of Bud Light and a free shot after every touchdown. Topless, full bar, 21+