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Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

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Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

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If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, November 16

Palomino Club — Wild Naked Girls and a Full Bar

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Valentina Estrella at Palomino Club

  The dancers at Palomino Club in Vegas get totally naked on stage and in the club’s VIP rooms, yet the club has a full bar. There’s no other strip club in Vegas that features both booze and pussy, so if you like that combo, Palomino is the place.

The all-nude stage show is worth getting a seat on the rail for — assuming you arrive early enough. These girls are so fine and they love teasing the guys in the front row by seeing how close they can get to you.  Plus the pole dancing is the best in town.

With 100+ dancers at peak hours on weekend nights, you will be tempted beyond your will-power to get alone with one of these babes. If you like high-mileage private shows, wait till you get one from a Palomino knockout that’s fully nude. Nude private performances in the one-on-one curtained VIP booths start at 3 songs for $100 with no extra bar tab.

Here’s a preview of some of Palomino’s dancers to give you an idea what you’re in for:  Valentina Estrella, Renee, and our October Dancer of the Month, Ashley. And check out Palomino’s New “Local” Dancer Is a Penthouse Pet.

Drafts are $6 and domestics are $8 for locals and out-of-staters alike. These friendly drink prices, VIP dance deals, great stage show and Victoria’s Secret quality dancers are why Palomino is on our short list of the best Vegas strip clubs.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino’s package deals for couples, groups and solo guys. If you’re visiting Vegas with your wife or girlfriend, Palomino is also one of the friendliest strip clubs in town for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+

It’s Gonna Get Hairy with Jade Nile at Little Darlings Vegas

Jade Nile at Little Darlings

  Little Darlings Las Vegas continues its “No Shave November” and that means every week the dancers get hairier. Plus, on Friday and Saturday night this week (Nov 16-17), porn cutie Jade Nile joins the celebration. The XXX star of Hair Supply, Hair Down There 5, and Bringing Back the Bush will be doing two stage sets fully nude each night after 11 pm. See Porn Stars Make the Vegas Strip Clubs Special for more about Jade Nile.

Since Friday and Saturday nights are also “Theme Nights” at Little Darlings, all the dancers will be starting their stage sets in costumes — anything from cheerleader to naughty nurse — and finish their dance wearing nothing but a smile.

No alcohol is served so customers and dancers only have to be 18+, and dancers get naked both on stage and in private VIP shows. Even $20 lap dances are done fully nude in one-on-one booths off the main floor. High-mileage bedroom dances, also fully nude, start at $125 for 15 minutes — the best strip club private VIP room deal in Las Vegas.

Little Darlings is always female- and couples-friendly, so bring your wife or girlfriend.

Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at Little D’s website here. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Treasures — the Ultimate Strip Club Girlfriend Experience

  Treasures Las Vegas has something no other gentlemen’s club in town has — a first-class steak house where you can invite a dancer to dine with you. Treasures looks more like a millionaire’s mansion than a strip joint, and the girls here are so gorgeous, you may have difficulty picking your girlfriend for the night. But whichever one you choose, she’ll be happy to dress up for your romantic dinner date and eager to take you upstairs afterwards so you can undress her in one of the comfy VIP rooms for a high-mileage dessert. This is the ultimate Vegas strip club girlfriend experience.

If you’re on an early schedule, all domestic beers and well drinks are just $1 from 4 – 6 pm. From 6 – 8 pm, all drinks are half-price. This is a great time to relax with a drink and spend some time checking out the babe selection. Maybe get a lap dance or two to get your motor moving and get a feel for the girls of the night.

If you’re an out-of-towner, we recommend a package deal for both convenience and savings. You’ll find all of Treasures’ packages, including dinner packages, on their website. Note that Treasures’ free limo service includes not only free admission, but round-trip transport (they treat you like a king here). When you’re ready to leave, your limo driver will chauffeur you back to your hotel for no extra charge. Just call 702-257-3030 to reserve your ride.

Locals with NV ID should sign up for Treasures’ locals club for more savings. Topless, full bar, 21+

Exotic Bombshell Stephanie West Will Be Detonating at Sapphire

Stephanie West at Sapphire Saturday

  Sapphire Vegas is featuring XXX honey Stephanie West tonight, doing stage sets after 11:30 pm and taking guys into the VIP room for one-on-one fun when she’s not on stage.  Stephanie is half-Italian and half-Puerto Rican and 100% bombshell. See Porn Stars Make the Vegas Strip Clubs Special for more about Stephanie West.

If you’re a Stephanie West fan, or you just like girls who take their clothes off and get cozy with strange men for money, you can reserve a seat at Stephanie’s private tables with a 2-hour open bar for just $135. When she’s not on stage, Stephanie will be flirting with her fans at these tables and trying to tease men into getting alone with her. Sapphire also offers a dinner date package with Stephanie in one of the club’s luxurious Skyboxes. You’ll find all of Sapphire’s porn star packages on their website here (or call 702-869-0003).

The best way to indulge in Sapphire’s infamous all-night lap dance orgy, especially on a weekend night, is to get a $65 solo package that includes free limo transport from your hotel, free entry, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a $50 drink voucher and a free shot. With a good seat and your drinks taken care of, you can kick back and let the club’s 400+ stacked lap dancers take turns having their way with you. Other packages for bottle service, couples and groups can also be found through that link. All packages include a drink discount, free limo ride, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and Sapphire’s famous royalty treatment. Always get a package on weekend nights or it may be impossible to find a place to sit down!

Call the club for their free limo (you can ask for a Tesla) at 702-869-0003. If you’re planning a future trip to Vegas, you may be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star features. Topless, full bar, 21+

Naked Girls Reading at the Burlesque Hall of Fame

  From the Burlesque Hall of Fame:  “Naked Girls Reading, the provocative literary salon, believes there’s something altogether more intimate about a woman reading pretty much anything in her…well…altogether. Leslie Zemeckis, author, filmmaker, and actor, hosts a special Naked Girls Reading event featuring her latest book, Feuding Fan Dancers: Faith Bacon, Sally Rand, and the Golden Age of the Showgirl.”

Readers include NGR founder Michelle L’amour (Miss Exotic World 2005), model Bettina May, and burlesque performer Darby Fox.

The Burlesque Hall of Fame is located at 1027 S Main St, #110, Las Vegas. Reading starts at 8 pm. $30 cover. Must be 18+. You can purchase tix in advance here.

Broadway Burlesque at Artisan

  The Artisan Bar will be featuring Broadway Burlesque, a bare-all ode to musical theater. Performers include: Abby Dandy, D.D. Darlin’, Dahl Suicide, Charlie Starling, Sweetie Bird, Lily Star, Miss Georgia Peach and Sweet Siren, emceed by Ross Horvitz.

The Artisan Hotel is located at 1501 W Sahara Ave, Las Vegas. Showtime 9 pm. Full bar, 21+ Cover: ??

Saturday, November 17

Deja Vu Vegas — Free Admission, Free Drinks, Hot Babes

Deja Vu Las Vegas stripper

Shelby Sparks of Deja Vu Vegas

  If you call Deja Vu Vegas for their free limo transport, you’ll not only get free admission to the club (a $45 value), but a coupon for a free drink. And if you go to the club early, there’s an open bar for all domestics and well drinks from 6 – 9 pm. So don’t complain about high prices in the Vegas strip clubs. It’s time you found Deja Vu!

But the main reason you want to check this club out is the girls. Deja Vu Showgirls was honored as the 2018 Gentlemen’s Club Chain of the Year at the recent Exotic Dancer Awards ceremony, and the high-mileage babes who make this club more than a handful of fun are the major reason why.

So, save your cab fare, your cover charge, and even your drinking money, because Deja Vu is about hands-on fun with some of the hottest bods in Vegas.

The 100% private bedroom dances take place in rooms where you have a plush sofa or a full-sized bed (your choice), and these rooms have an actual door you can close behind you to focus on the girl you’re undressing instead of some guy sitting across from you. With private room prices starting at just $150 for 15 min, you can have a lot of fun here with whatever mad money you don’t waste on craps.

Look for Deja Vu’s VIP packages here. Or call the club for their free limo transport at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Topless, full bar, 21+

Last Night for Jade Nile at Little Darlings

  Little Darlings Vegas has porn cutie Jade Nile appearing tonight again in two shows after 11 pm. She’ll also be available for private one-on-one shows in Little D’s VIP rooms. See Porn Stars Make the Vegas Strip Clubs Special for more about Jade Nile.

No liquor is served at Little Darlings, so dancers and customers only have to be 18+. All dancers lose their g-strings on stage and in the private dances. If you like really cute young girls who love getting naked and teasing, you will love this club.

This is the only strip club in Vegas where the $20 lap dances are done in private booths (not on the main floor) and they’re fully nude. High-mileage bedroom dance prices start at $125 for 15 minutes (and no bar tab) — the best price on private VIP dances in Vegas (and they’re done naked in a bed!).

Little Darlings is a great club for frisky couples looking for adventure. Solo women and women in groups also party here. It’s a young wild crowd and the stage show is superior.

Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at Little D’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Chloe Amour at Sapphire

Chloe Amour

Chloe Amour at Sapphire

  Chloe Amour, the XXX star of Young Thighs in Knee Highs, That Ass in Yoga Pants, and The Sexual Appetite of a Young Petite, is Sapphire’s feature porn babe of the night. See Porn Stars Make the Vegas Strip Clubs Special for more about Chloe Amour.

Chloe’s stage performances start at 11:30 pm and there’s a package deal for $135 that provides a reserved seat at Chloe’s private tables (where she flirts with her fans when she comes off stage). A 2-hour open bar comes with that package, which should give Chloe enough time to seduce you into one of Sapphire’s VIP rooms. You’ll find all of Sapphire’s porn star packages online here (or call 702-869-0003).

The $65 solo guy package comes with free limo (or Tesla!) transport, free entry, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a $50 drink voucher and a free shot. This is perfect if you want to lose yourself in Sapphire’s all-night booby bacchanal with 400+ of the finest lap dancers in Vegas. Bottle packages and packages for couples and groups are also available through that link. All packages include a drink discount, free limo ride, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and full VIP treatment. A package is advised on weekends because the club gets packed at peak hours.

Call the club for their free limo at 702-869-0003. If you’re planning a future trip to Vegas, you may be interested in our list of Sapphire’s upcoming featured porn star calendar. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire Comedy Hour

  Here’s the smoothest way to get your wife or girlfriend into a Vegas strip club: A comedy show date at The Sapphire Comedy Hour. There’s a dinner option (gourmet Mexican — 100% organic, guaranteed non-GMO Mexican food.) The Las Vegas Review-Journal’s readers voted the Sapphire Comedy Hour the best Vegas standup comedy show in 2017. Some of the nation’s top stand-up comics try out their crazier R-rated new material here. And when the comedy show ends, you exit into Sapphire’s main room, where the strippers and lap dancers are, for no extra charge (reg. $50 each).

Every Saturday night, different comics perform on stage in the 300-seat Showroom, with magicians and burlesque acts sandwiched between the laughs. Doors open at 7 pm (if you go for the dinner option). Show starts at 8 pm. General admission is $40 (or $65 with an open bar for the comedy show). Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+

Nerdlesque Night at Artifice Bar

  It’s Nerdlesque Night at the Artifice Bar. Think girls in glasses who like taking their clothes off in bars (local amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease in some nerdy ways).

Show starts at 7:30 pm at the Artifice bar, located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+

Saturday Cabaret Burlesque at Phoenix Bar & Lounge

  Feature performers tonight include Abby Dandy, DeMarcus Montrese, Fox Martin, Gaia Moon, La Rosa Muerta and Sweetie Bird, hosted by Miss Miranda Glamour.

The Phoenix Bar and Lounge is a gay bar located at 4213 W Sahara Ave, Las Vegas. Show: 11 pm. No cover. Full bar. 21+

Sunday, November 11

Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s

  If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island).  Gilley’s amateur bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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Best Las Vegas Strip Club Restaurants

Where to Eat in the Vegas Strip Clubs

You’re heading off to the Vegas gentlemen’s clubs but you’re hungry.  Do you really have to waste an hour trying to score dinner in your casino hotel coffee shop?

No.  From fine dining to home-style diner food to standard bar fare, Las Vegas strip clubs know how to take care of their guests.

Best Vegas Strip Club Fine Dining

Treasures' Steakhouse has an Old-Fashioned Ambiance

Treasures’ Steakhouse

Treasures has a gourmet steakhouse connected to the club. I’ve eaten there and the food is excellent.  Think the old-fashioned steakhouses at Caesars or Barbary Coast rather than the $275 steaks at joints like Craftsteak.  You can check out the menu here.

One of the features at Treasures is that you can invite a dancer to have an elegant dinner date with you at their restaurant before retiring to the VIP.  The club also offers dining packages with various steak or seafood options that include free transport and admission and a reserved VIP table in the gentlemen’s club for after dinner.

The Treasures steakhouse is open 7 pm to midnight (Friday and Saturday until 1:30 am).  You can also order from the steakhouse or the Treasures grill from inside the gentlemen’s club.  The grill offers burgers, wings, salads and the like, but also things like shrimp cocktail.

El Dorado Cantina at Sapphire

El Dorado Cantina at Sapphire

Las Vegas’ largest gentlemen’s club, Sapphire, has a gourmet Mexican restaurant, El Dorado Cantina, connected to the club. If you like Mexican food, this place is the best you’ll find in Las Vegas and it’s all organic and non-GMO.

Think guacamole mixed fresh at your table, tacos and Mexican street food, a wide selection of fresh seafood dishes, carne asada and breakfast served all day.  They have two happy hours (4-6 pm and midnight to 2 am) with 1/2 off all domestics and wells, $3.50 street tacos and a $7 food menu.  Veterans and military get 20% off their entire bill with valid ID.

El Dorado is open 24/7, and you can order any items from their menu inside the Sapphire gentlemen’s club.  Read more…

Drink High-End Booze for $2 on Tuesdays at Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Tiffany at Deja Vu Showgirls

Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas is one of my picks for best Vegas strip clubs on a budget, and this post is about yet another reason for that.

I’ve been mentioning pretty regularly the club’s open bar (domestics and wells) which now runs from 6 – 9 pm every night.  But Tuesday nights go even beyond that.

The regular nightly open bar is still in place from 6 – 9 pm, but every Tuesday night at Deja Vu Showgirls is also “Two-Dollar Tuesday.” That means you’ll pay just two bucks each for your drinks all night long. This isn’t a happy hour, it’s a happy twelve hours (6 pm – 6 am). The deal includes all beers (domestics and imports), all well drinks and all call drinks. (Excluded are champagnes, wines, and super premium liquors.)   Read more…

Monday Night Football Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs 2018 (Updated)

Monday Night Football season is here through December, and the best MNF viewing parties will be in the Vegas strip clubs. Why would you watch a football game in a casino sports book where there are no topless girls? It just doesn’t make sense. For all MNF games, the pregame show starts at 5:15 and the kickoff is at 6 pm.

Treasures — Free Admission, Free Buffet, $1 Drinks

Treasures has one of the few 100% FREE Monday Night Football bashes in Vegas and it’s a winner. There’s no cover charge and from 4-6 pm all domestic beers and well drinks are just $1 each. Then from 6-8 pm, all drinks are half price. The club also features a free tailgate-style buffet that will vary from week to week with hot dogs, pasta, pizza, subs, potato salad, mac & cheese, chips & salsa, etc.

There will be pretty girls in skimpy little outfits available for flirting, lap dances and soothing your frayed nerves if your team craps out on you, or helping you celebrate if your long-shot bets pay off.

You’ll find Treasures’ VIP dinner package (plus other package deals) at the club website. If you’re arriving at the club after 7 pm, my advice is to take advantage of the free transportation, free admission, and liquor discounts available with a package deal. (The club’s limos start running at 7 pm.)

Whether or not you get a package, out-of-towners should call the club at 702-257-3030 for their free limo, which is not only free but round-trip. When you’re ready to leave, you’ll be chauffeured back to your hotel, no strings attached.

Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Deja Vu Showgirl’s 3-Hour Open Bar plus FREE Tacos!

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Shelby at Deja Vu Showgirls

Three hours of free drinks (domestics and wells) make Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas‘s MNF bash a great deal. Free handmade tacos will also be provided — really great tacos! The club will open between 5 – 5:30 on Mondays during the rest of the NFL season.

Cover charge for both locals and out-of-staters will be $20 this year. This is far and away the best MNF drink deal you’ll find in Vegas (and probably anywhere else in the country). Three hours of free booze! Do not arrive via cab, Uber, Lyft, or casino limo or you will pay a $45 entry fee. If you don’t have wheels, call for the free club limo or reserve seats for the MNF parties at 702-308-4605.

Sapphire’s Great Buffet and Halftime $1 Dances

Sapphire’s MNF parties are famous for the club’s halftime dollar-dances, when the club’s topless beauties swarm into the crowd to provide full-contact, topless, 30-second lap dances. Bring a wad of ones and you’ll be in titty heaven.

The best MNF deal for local football fans is Sapphire’s Season Pass that gets you into all 30 Monday night and Thursday night games, plus their Super Bowl party, for only $200. The Season Pass includes Showroom seating, 2 free drinks per game, and Sapphire’s exceptional buffet. All games will feature Sapphire’s legendary dollar dances at halftime.

For individual Monday and Thursday night games, cover charge is $20 and includes 2 drinks per game, the buffet, and dollar dances at halftime. The Monday night games will be screened in the Showroom. The Thursday night games will be screened in the Karaoke Room. Sapphire also offers open bar packages, bottle packages and group packages. Get the Season Pass and all other packages on Sapphire’s website here or call 702-869-0003.

Other Vegas Strip Club MNF Viewing Parties

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