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Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

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If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, April 27

Real Striptease Tonight at Little Darlings Vegas

Little Darlings Las Vegas Dancer

Little Darlings Dancer Serenity

  On Friday and Saturday nights, Little Darlings features the hottest striptease in Vegas. They call it “Theme Night,” which means that from 11 pm to 2 am, the dancers come out on stage in costumes and strip down to nothing at all.  If you’ve ever wanted to watch Catwoman get naked, this is the show for you.

Little Darlings is a full-nude club, so dancers also get naked for every private dance.  Even $20 lap dances are performed nude in private booths, while nude private bedroom dances start at only $125 for 15 minutes. If you can live without alcohol, this is the best private VIP deal in town.

Admission is $15 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in the free club limo.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You can also find a good package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Nicolette Shea Fires Up Sapphire’s Lap Dance Orgy

Nicolette Shea in Pink Bikini

Playboy Playmate Nicolette Shea at Sapphire Friday

♦   Playboy Playmate Nicolette Shea will be smack dab in the middle of Sapphire’s topless lap dance orgy tonight. Imagine 400+ stacked 9s and 10s plus Nicolette Shea and her curves all hoping to give you the hands-on fantasy experience of a lifetime. See Sapphire’s “Porn Stars in Your Lap” Series for more info on Nicolette, who gave memorable performances in such critically-acclaimed films as Cock Therapy and Big Tits at School.

Nicolette will start her stage sets at around 11:30 pm, and will be available for private VIP shows when she’s not on stage. If you’ve never had a porn star in Sapphire’s VIP room (or better yet, one of Sapphire’s private Skyboxes), they tend to be the wildest, least-inhibited private dances you can get in a strip club.  Think of lap dances as an extreme sport.  These girls have a reputation to live up to.

To hang out with Nicolette when she comes off stage, reserve a seat at her private tables with a 2-hour open bar for $135 here. Or delve into the heart of Sapphire’s lap dance scene with a solo package starting at $65 (group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link). All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at one of the most elegant strip clubs in Vegas.

We recommend a package at this club because, without one, it may be impossible to find a place to sit down.

Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003 (the reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a 2-for-the-price-of-1 drink ticket — a no-brainer). Topless, full bar 21+

Palomino Club — Naked Girls, Full Bar & Vegas’ Hottest Stage Show

Valentina Estrella

Valentina Estrella Dances at Palomino Club

  Palomino, a Las Vegas nude club, is famous worldwide for being the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and fully nude dancers.

Palomino may have the highest standards for dancers you’ll find in this town. And these gorgeous girls who all look like Victoria’s Secret models put on the wildest stage show in Vegas, with multiple girls on multiple stages undressing each other, flying around the stripper poles, and doing heart-stopping close-up floor work. Spend one night here and you’ll know why it’s one of the best strip clubs in Las Vegas.

Like the best Vegas topless clubs, Palomino offers high mileage in the club’s all-private VIP booth dances, starting at only 3 songs for $100.

But unlike most Vegas topless clubs, the dancers get fully nude not only on stage but in the VIP.  Plus, there’s no extra bar tab at Palomino for private-booth dances.

Palomino offers $6 drafts and $8 domestics, even for out-of-state guests.  Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.

Note:  This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights and gets to standing-room only at peak weekend hours, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Palomino is also a top pick if you’re looking for a Vegas strip club date for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+

Sapphire Topless Pool, Where the Sapphire Dancers Party

  The Sapphire Pool and Dayclub is open today with free admission (unless you arrive by cab, in which case admission is $20). This is the Vegas topless pool that continues to offer the highest titty value for your topless-pool dollar, and there’s a reason why none of the other topless pools in this town can compete. This is the pool where Sapphire’s dancers come to party, flirt, and work on their allover tans. Plus, the Sapphire dancers, who all wear pink wristbands, are available for fun in the club’s VIP.

Packages start at $70 for free limo service to the pool, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit. Or call 702-869-0003 to make your reservations.

NFL Draft Viewing Party at Crazy Horse III

♦  Crazy Horse III is having an NFL Draft Viewing Party today and tomorrow. Round 1 took place last night. Today, starting at 4 pm will be Rounds 2 and 3. CH3’s standard $50 package deal includes transport, entry, and a $60 drink card. Locals free. Look for $20 buckets of Bud Light (4). Topless, full bar, 21+

Las Vegas Loves Burlesque Legends at Artifice

♦  It’s a benefit bash for the Burlesque Hall of Fame honoring the Legends of Burlesque tonight at the Artifice. Performers include Mae du Luc & Dick Ginger, Buttercup, Darby Fox, Sweetie Bird, Charlie Starling, Lolita Haze, Elyse Elaine, Jack O’Hartz, IllyRose & La Rosa, plus Legends: Marinka the Amazon Burlesque Fan Club, Gina Bon Bon, Tiffany Carter, Bambi Jones & Georgette Dante.

Think local amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease.  Show at 8 pm, Tickets are $20. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Full bar. 21+

Saturday, April 28

Free Booze at Deja Vu Vegas

Deja Vu Vegas stripper

Esme Dances at Deja Vu Vegas

  If you’re looking for the best strip club drink deal you’ll find in Vegas, your search just ended. We’re talking the nightly open bar at Deja Vu Vegas, where domestics and wells are free every night from 6 pm until 10 pm.

Plus, if you arrive at Deja Vu in their free club limo, you’ll also get free admission (a $45 savings) and a voucher for another free drink for after the open bar closes.

Deja Vu attracts hot dancers because they know customers will have more money to spend on them since they haven’t already blown their budget on cab fare, cover charges and drinks.

To top it off, Deja Vu Vegas has some of the best rates on VIP dances you’ll find anywhere! If you like to take your time flirting with the girls before choosing one for high-mileage fun, this is the place. Private bedroom dances starts at only $150 for 15 minutes, or about what you’d pay at the other Vegas topless clubs for the group VIP. Close the door behind you, settle in on your choice of bed or comfy sofa, and focus on the beautiful babe you’ve chosen with all the money you’ve saved. It’s a great place to get some lasting Vegas memories.

Call for the club’s free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118) to get free admission and a free drink.  Otherwise, admission is $10 for locals, $20 for out-of-staters, or $45 if you arrive by cab, Uber, or commercial limo — so don’t take a cab!  Or check out the club’s other packages for couples and groups. Topless, full bar, 21+

Porn Nymphette Adria Rae Gets Naughty at Sapphire

Adria Rae

Adria Rae at Sapphire Saturday

♦  Porn nymphette Adria Rae will be tantalizing the crowd on stage and in the VIP rooms at Sapphire tonight. See Sapphire’s “Porn Stars in Your Lap” Series for full details.  Adria is the star of the fittingly-named Pure Taboo and the immortal Daddy’s Little Doll 2.

If petite and adorable turns you on, I suggest you reserve a seat at her private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for only $135 online. Other porn star packages are also available through that link.

Or get a solo guy package for $65 (includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot) and immerse yourself in Sapphire’s ocean of hundreds of stacked lap dancers. Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link. All packages include a drink discount, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and full VIP host service. Any package is worth it for the reserved table alone because otherwise you may not find a seat, and who wants to be at Vegas’ premiere lap dance orgy without a lap?

Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+

You may also be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn features calendar through the end of May. We update that page regularly.

Nicolette Shea at the Sapphire Pool

  Nicolette Shea will be splashing around in the Sapphire Topless Pool this afternoon (noon – 6 pm). See Sapphire’s “Porn Stars in Your Lap” Series for more details.

The Mob Men Take Over the Sapphire Comedy Hour

  Tonight, Sapphire’s Comedy Hour features the Mob Men — Vinnie, Tommy T and Rocco — plus MonDre (the coolest magician in Vegas) and sexy burlesque babe Kalani Kokonuts. This is a smooth way to get your wife or girlfriend into one of Vegas’ best topless clubs. When the comedy show is over, you exit right into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $45 admission) for no extra charge. Doors open at 7 pm. Show starts at 8 pm.

General admission tonight is $40, or $65 with an open bar for the comedy show. A dinner option (primo gourmet Mexican) is also available. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+

NFL Draft Viewing Party at Crazy Horse III

♦  Crazy Horse III is having an NFL Draft Viewing Party today for Rounds 4-7, starting today at noon. CH3’s standard $50 package deal includes transport, entry, and a $60 drink card. Locals free. Look for $20 buckets of Bud Light (4). Topless, full bar, 21+

B Movie Burlesque at the SciFi Center

  B Movie Burlesque is having “Pirate Night” with Sweetie Bird, Lady Lilith, Cinder Sparx, Roxy Rouge and Sanguine, emceed by Rex Monday. Think local girls peeling off gowns, gloves and feather boas.  The Sand Dollar is located at 3355 Spring Mountain Rd, Las Vegas. Show 11 pm. $10 cover. Full bar, 21+

Sunday, April 29

Adria Rae Hosts the Sapphire Pool Party

Get a Free Limo Ride to the Airport from the Pool

Sapphire Pool Las Vegas

Look for the Pink Wristband

  Adorable XXX star Adria Rae will be flirting with fans at the Sapphire topless pool today (open noon-6 pm). Read more about Adria at Sapphire’s “Porn Stars in Your Lap” Series.

As always, this is the topless pool where Sapphire’s dancers come to flirt and get wet. They wear pink wristbands so you know which topless girls you can invite into Sapphire’s VIP.

On Sundays, Sapphire Pool also has a “Check Out Special,” for guests who are checking out of their hotel room today. If your flight home isn’t until late afternoon or evening, Sapphire will pick you up in their limo, bring you to their pool, store your luggage for the day, and drive you to the airport when it’s time for you to leave. It’s a great way to stretch your Vegas vacation.

Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve your ride, or book at the Sapphire pool website.  A lounge chair package for the day, with free admission, a line pass, free limo to the pool & to the airport later, plus a $50 drink credit, is $70.

Comedy at Centerfolds Cabaret

  Centerfolds Cabaret has a free standup comedy show every Sunday afternoon from 5 – 6 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sinful Sunday Burlesque at the Sand Dollar Lounge

  It’s Sinful Sunday at the Sand Dollar Lounge featuring local burlesque babes Bettina May, Aya Fontaine, Kitschy Koo, Buttercup and Sweetie Bird. No cover. 11 pm. Full bar, 21+

Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s

  If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island).  Gilley’s bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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Vegas Strip Club Viewing Parties for Stanley Cup Playoffs Round 2

Watch the Golden Knights vs the Sharks Starting Thursday, April 26

Deja Vu Las Vegas stripper Tiffany

Tiffany Dances at Deja Vu Vegas

The best seats for watching the Vegas Golden Knights continue on their journey to the NHL Stanley Cup are in the best Vegas strip clubs, where you won’t have to pay an arm and a leg for great seats, you won’t wait an hour in traffic to park, and you can watch the games with a topless babe in your lap.

Having swept all four of their Round 1 Stanley Cup Playoff games versus the LA Kings, the Knights play their first Round 2 game against the San Jose Sharks tomorrow (Thursday, April 26). The Sharks swept all four of their Round 1 games as well, so this should be a real battle. The game is being played at T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, but good seats are already sold out. Scalpers will likely want $500+ for tickets.

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas has the best drink deal you’ll find anywhere for the playoffs, with an open bar (domestics & wells) for four hours (6-10 pm). Also, if you call the club for their free limo, you’ll get into the club for free and you’ll get another free drink voucher for when the open bar closes at 10 pm.   Read more…

Vegas Strip Club Bachelor Party Auction

Get a $4,000 Vegas Bachelor Party at a Bargain Price!

Palomino Club Las Vegas stripper

Rene Dances at Palomino Club

The Nevada SPCA is having an auction this Thursday evening (April 26, 6:00 pm) to raise funds for rescued animals in their Las Vegas no-kill animal shelter.

One auction item of special interest to readers of TVO is a bachelor party for up to 25 guests at Palomino Club, a terrific Vegas strip club where the dancers get fully nude. The party includes Palomino’s full royalty treatment:  host service, plus seven full bottles, five pitchers of beer, unlimited mixers and a choice of any VIP seating in the house.  Think 130+ dancers who look like they just stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog and the wildest stage show in town.

You can bid on the bachelor party online here.  This package is normally $4,000, but the current bid online is only $600. You can easily spend more than that on a Vegas strip club package for only three or four people.

There are only three days of bidding left. If you or anyone you know has a bachelor party (or similar) coming up and you want to do it in high style at one of Vegas’ premier gentlemen’s clubs, here is your chance to get a bargain while helping out a worthy cause.

If you’d like to attend the “Animals in Wonderland” benefit and auction, it’s being held at Wayne Newton’s Casa de Shenandoah and includes appetizers, desserts, wines, an upscale tea bar and a gourmet candy table. Attendance is $75 and you can purchase tix here.

See our post for more of the best Vegas strip club bachelor party package deals.

Sapphire’s “Porn Stars in Your Lap” Series Continues This Weekend

Nicolette Shea

Nicolette Shea at Sapphire

Nicolette Shea & Adria Rae Return to Las Vegas

If you like the idea of fooling around with topless porn babes, Sapphire Las Vegas continues to deliver.  Every weekend the elegant club features two different XXX stars that appear on stage, hang out at the Sapphire topless pool, and are available for private up-close-and-physical encounters.  This coming weekend is really going to be one to remember.

Friday night, April 27, Playboy Playmate Nicolette Shea will be performing on stage throughout the night and doing private shows for her fans when she’s not on stage. Then on Saturday, April 28, Nicolette will be hosting the afternoon pool party.  Read more…