Friday, August 26
Sapphire – Lap Dance Paradise
Jessica Ann Is a Sapphire Gem
If you’re in Vegas tonight you’re in luck, because from any hotel on the Strip you’re just a free limo ride away from Sapphire (club review / club website), where you can while away the hours with some of the sexiest women in the world, topless and in your lap.
At peak hours, more than 400 dancers are on the floor, looking for guys who like tits. If that’s you, and you’ve got a few twenties you decided not to contribute to the dice dealers’ retirement fund, how about getting some insanely erotic memories for your money?
Bring a big wad of twenties and you’ll never want to leave, as topless babe after topless babe is in your lap, in your face, and in your hands. It’s Vegas, baby. Isn’t this what you’re here for?
If you prefer a specific type of girl – sun-tanned beach bunny, busty tart, tiny Asian hottie, whatever fantasy gets you off – just talk to one of the club’s hosts and he’ll do his best to steer your type to your table. Sapphire has a club policy of treating all guests like VIPs. (You’re not required to tip hosts for taking care of you, but a tip is always appreciated.)
Tonight – Penthouse Pet Taya Parker
Get Taya Parker in Your Lap at Sapphire This Weekend
Former Penthouse Pet of the Year, Taya Parker, who has also been featured in Playboy’s Busty Babes and Playboy Vixens magazine, will be featured live on stage at Sapphire tonight. She’ll also be available for one-on-one private shows in Sapphire’s VIP room.
When is the last time you had a Penthouse Pet of the Year topless in your lap? Look at her pic, bros. The top comes off and she’s in your lap. Think of how much fun you had losing your last five hundred bucks at the blackjack table. Now think about five hundred bucks worth of Taya Parker. Which is the better value?
You can reserve your place at Taya’s private table (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, and if you’d like an unforgettable only-in-Vegas experience, you can even reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with Taya in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600, online here.
Other package deals are available as well, all of which include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, free admission and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town. For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.
If you’re going mainly for the lap dances, the VIP65 package for solo guys and packages for couples/groups (available here) get you not only the amenities above, but also extra value on drinks and a reserved table – very important at this club, where it can be hard to find a place to sit down on the weekends.
You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)
The Sapphire Pool and Day Club – Like a Strip Club in the Sunshine
There is no other pool in Vegas (or anywhere else) like the Sapphire topless pool. That’s because the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website) is where the Sapphire dancers come to party and flirt and work on their tans – it’s a girl-watcher’s paradise.
The weatherman says the temp today will be 96°F. That’s balmy by Vegas standards, but if you want to escape the sun for a while, this is the only pool in Vegas where you can sneak away from the pool deck into a dark, air-conditioned VIP room to chill with a topless lap dance. All of the girls wearing a pink wristband are Sapphire dancers. They’re there to party with you, so don’t be shy.
The pool is open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, from noon to 6 pm, all summer long. For more information, see How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.
Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.
Saturday, August 27
Palomino Club – Full Bar, Nude Dancers, Wildest Show in Vegas
Lolita Dances at Palomino Club
Photo by Michael Maze
Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only club in Vegas with a full bar and fully-nude dancers, and it’s a one-of-a-kind club in Vegas because of its wildly erotic stage show. If you’re only in Vegas for a few days, this is one show you’ve got to see–it’s like a naked Cirque show.
If you sit on the rail, they’ll stop your heart. You can have a lot of fun at this club with a stack of one-dollar bills.
Palomino has the best erotic pole dancing, girl-on-girl shows, and up-close floor work you’ll see in Vegas (or anywhere), all completely nude. To get an idea of what you’ll see in the club, see Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show and Bethany on the Pole at Palomino Club and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett for pix of Palomino’s dancers on stage and in the club’s private rooms.
Take advantage of Palomino’s superior VIP shows – the only VIP shows in town that are fully private (curtained booths), the dancers are naked, there’s no extra bar tab, and you can bring your booze from the main room with you.
Bring your wife or girlfriend. The dancers at Palomino are couples-friendly and they love their female fans. With 100+ dancers at peak hours, it’s one of the best erotic parties in Vegas.
Palomino features $6 drafts and $8 domestics all night long for locals and out-of-towners alike.
Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save.
Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front. The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.
Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available. Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.
Porn’s Dangerous Duo – The Kayden Sisters – at Sapphire Saturday Night
The featured performers at Sapphire (club review / club website) tonight are the Kayden Sisters – Kendall and Kayla. Kendall Kayden is best known for her marathon sex romp in My Tender Ass. Her sister, Kayla, gives slut lessons to girls who are trying to learn the basics in The Girl Next Door Likes It Dirty. Both girls will perform live on stage and you can have a drink with them when they come down from the stage.
They’ll also be happy to go into the VIP room with you if you want to explore other fantasies with them … If you’d like either of them alone in a Skybox, perhaps with dinner and champagne, you can do that too. Reserve a place at the Kayden Sisters’ private table or get one of the VIP packages to have more personal fun with them online here.
With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table – a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you don’t have an available lap.
If you’re alone, the VIP65 ($65) package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck, all expenses considered.
You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)
Sapphire Pool and Day Club – with Playboy/Penthouse Model Taya Parker
A Sapphire Dancer Working on Her Tan
On Saturday, Taya Parker, a Penthouse Pet of the Year (see Friday above) will be partying at the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website). If you missed getting Taya into the VIP room last night, you’ve got a second chance today. She’ll be partying at the pool from noon to 6 pm, and she’s there to have fun. If you ask her for a private show, she’ll say yes, assuming you’re a gentlemen, because she’s also there to make money by entertaining her fans.
This is the best pool party in Vegas if your idea of a pool party means lots of topless babes in thongs and flip-flops, catching rays, playing titty ball in the water, and getting into spur-of-the-moment squirt gun fights. If a girl is wearing a pink wristband (see pic), she’s a Sapphire dancer and she’s available for private dances in the Sapphire VIP (she can lead you there through a secret back entrance). An only-in-Vegas pool party. Sapphire provides an abundance of hot go-go dancers, beach balls, sunglasses, and squirt guns at no extra charge. Fun for singles, couples, and groups, this only-in-Vegas party is a blast.
Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70. Other packages include group rates, bottle packages, cabana packages, etc.
See also: How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.
Sapphire Comedy Hour
The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating and the crowd is mostly couples. There’s a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This is a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for a comedy show before erotic entertainment.
The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. The entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.
Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. The Sapphire Comedy Hour is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.
You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.
Top working comics plus a classy burlesque dancer and a unique magician make this a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club.
There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–great food) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.
Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.
Sunday, August 28
Sapphire Pool & Day Club – with the Kayden Sisters
Kendall and Kayla Kayden, who performed on Sapphire’s stage on Saturday night, will be relaxing and getting wet and wild at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club (pool review /pool website) today, Sunday, from noon – 6 pm. (And they’re available for private VIP dances! Just ask.)
This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers party – and the ones wearing the pink wristbands are available for VIP dances (they will take you into the VIP through a secret back entrance to the club).
Great Sunday Deal for Visitors Flying Home This Evening
On Sundays, the Sapphire Pool has a special deal for Vegas visitors who are flying out on Sunday evening. Sapphire will pick you up at your hotel in their limo, transport you and your luggage to the pool, store your luggage while you party at the pool, then give you a ride to the airport later that afternoon in time for your flight.
No charge for this service (but be a sport and tip the limo drivers). Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.
See also How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.
Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s
If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.