A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Drink High-End Booze for $2 on Tuesdays at Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas

Deja Vu Las Vegas stripper

Shelby Sparks of Deja Vu Vegas

Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas is one of my picks for best Vegas strip clubs on a budget, and this post is about yet another reason for that.

I’ve been mentioning pretty regularly the club’s open bar (domestics and wells) from 6 – 10 pm every night.  But Tuesday nights go even beyond that.

The regular nightly open bar is still in place from 6 – 10 pm, but every Tuesday night at Deja Vu Showgirls is also “Two-Dollar Tuesday.” That means you’ll pay just two bucks each for your drinks all night long. This isn’t a happy hour, it’s a happy twelve hours (6 pm – 6 am). The deal includes all beers (domestics and imports), all well drinks and all call drinks. (Excluded are champagnes, wines, and super premium liquors.)   Read more…

Can You Kiss in a Vegas Area Brothel?

No Barrier Is Required by Law for Kissing in a Legal Nevada Brothel

Sheri's Ranch escort

Julia Rose at Sheri’s Ranch

Most men are aware that condoms are required to have sex in the legal Vegas-area brothels.

But what about kissing?  Is kissing legal and, if so, is a barrier required?  After all, kissing on the mouth involving tongues (French kissing) would include a small exchange of bodily fluids (saliva).

The answer to that is yes, kissing is allowed and no, a barrier is not required. The Nevada condom law is written to protect the girls from semen and blood, which are the fluids the Centers for Disease Control are most concerned about for HIV transmission. HIV is not spread through saliva unless open sores are involved, so French kissing is legal unless you have an open mouth sore.

You’ll never find a girl with an open mouth sore working in a legal Vegas area brothel.

But don’t assume that kissing is automatically included with oral sex, intercourse or other brothel services. Lots of the courtesans allow it, but if kissing is important to you, be sure to ask in advance, during negotiations, if it will be included. Sex with French kissing is usually referred to as a “girlfriend experience” in a brothel.

Can You Go Down on Her without a Barrier?

Cunnilingus, like kissing, is perfectly legal in the Nevada brothels and no physical barriers like dental dams are required by law for you to go down on a prostitute.  The girl will do a simple mouth inspection and you’re good to go. (See our reporter’s account of going down on a girl at Sheri’s Ranch in his undercover review of the brothel.)

Similarly, if you’re at the brothel with your wife or girlfriend and you’re into finding someone to go down on her, no physical barrier will be required.  All of the brothels in the Vegas area accept women and couples as customers.  For more information, see our review of Love Ranch Vegas and Alien Cathouse.

But as with kissing, be sure to tell the girl you’ve chosen if you want oral sex for your wife or girlfriend.  In my experience, and based on what I’ve heard from friends, the girls are generally pretty loose about you going down on them, usually with no extra charge.  But if it’s critical, ask during negotiations.



Fine Booty Porn Babes in the Vegas Strip Clubs This Weekend

Cali Carter Booty

Cali Carter at Sapphire Friday

If you like butts, you’re going to have your hands full in the Vegas strip clubs this weekend.

Every weekend Sapphire, Las Vegas’ most over-the-top topless club, presents two new porn stars, and this coming Friday and Saturday nights (March 23-24), Sapphire brings on the fine booty blondes.

The stars perform on stage throughout the night, starting their stage sets at 11:30. When they’re not on stage, they’ll be out in the crowd looking for guys who want to get up close and physical in Sapphire’s VIP.

Guys, if you’ve ever wanted to push the outer limits of how far a Vegas strip club private show can go, Sapphire’s featured XXX stars are the babes to take you there (good for adventuresome couples too).

On Friday, March 23, Cali Carter will be Sapphire’s booty princess. Cali has been featured lately on the adult TV series Big Wet Butts and Big Butts Like It Big. 

Alexis Monroe

Alexis Monroe at Sapphire Saturday

Saturday, March 24, Alexis Monroe will be on the booty menu. You may recall seeing Alexis in Angelic Asses, Buns of Anarchy, and the immortal Beyond the Call of Booty.

To get first lap-time privileges with Cali or Alexis, you can reserve a seat at their private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135 (available online here). Other porn star packages, including a private steak and lobster dinner date with champagne, strawberries and whipped cream in a luxurious Sapphire Skybox are also available through that link.

Or get a solo package starting at $65 and focus your attention on Sapphire’s world-class lap dance orgy, which always keeps it at the top of my list of the best Vegas strip clubs. (There are also group, couple, and bottle packages available through that link.) All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant strip club in Vegas.  We recommend a package at this club because, without one, it may be impossible to find a place to sit down.

Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+

If you’re coming to town later, you might want to check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star calendar. We update that page weekly.

Hustler Club will be featuring porn honey AJ Applegate in two shows nightly starting 11 pm on Thursday, Friday and Saturday (March 22-24). AJ has also appeared in the Big Wet Butts TV series as well as in the XXX flick The Booty Queen. Locals free with Vu Card. Out-of-staters $50. Topless, full bar 21+

St. Paddy’s Day Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 16

Palomino Club — Full Bar, All Nude, All Scrumptious

Palomino Club Las Vegas stripper

Pretty Dances at Palomino Club

  Why is Palomino the only gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas where you can drink an adult beverage while watching fully nude dancers? There’s a law in Vegas that says booze and pussy don’t mix, so at all the other clubs with bars the g-strings must stay on. But not at Palomino, which has an exemption. These girls get NAKED (except for their 8-inch fuck-me shoes) not only on stage but in the club’s fully-private VIP booths and private bedrooms.

Plus, Palomino Club features the wildest strip club stage show in Vegas. Picture 130+ of the most beautiful naked women in town taking the main stage two to four at a time to undress each other, tease you over the rail, fly around the stripper poles and otherwise push the limits.

Drink prices here are a friendly $6 for drafts and $8 for bottles, or roughly half what most Vegas topless clubs charge. High-mileage nude private dances in the club’s private curtained VIP booths start at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab).

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.

Note:  This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. This is a female-friendly club and perfect for couples, so bring your wife or girlfriend. Nude, full bar, 21+   Read more…

Get Ready for the 2018 Vegas Topless Pool Season

It’s Time for Titties in the Sunshine!

Sapphire Topless Pool Reopens April 20

Sapphire Pool Las Vegas

Look for the Pink Wristbands

The Sapphire Pool & Day Club opens for the 2018 summer season on Friday, April 20. The pool will be open from noon – 6 pm every Friday, Saturday and Sunday during the summer.  If you’re planning on being in Vegas on any weekend from April 20 through mid-September, it’s not too early to book a reservation at the best topless pool party in Vegas. The Sapphire Pool & Day Club was voted “Best Day Club” by the Las Vegas Review Journal last year, and has been my personal top pick for best pool party in Vegas since the pool opened six years ago.

Unlike the casinos’ topless pools, the pool party at Sapphire is always well-stocked with hot topless babes. That’s because the Sapphire pool is where Sapphire’s gorgeous dancers work on their tans. The Sapphire dancers wear pink wristbands so you know who they are, as they are available for private encounters in Sapphire’s VIP room through a secret back entrance into the club.   Read more…