Monday Night Football in the Vegas Strip Clubs

A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


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Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

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Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Monday Night Football at Sapphire

sapphire-mnfTonight it’s the Steelers vs the Chargers.  If you’re in town and looking for a place to watch the game, the most popular strip club party is at Sapphire (club review / club website).

The $22 cover price includes Showroom admission, an excellent buffet, and three drinks.  There are three big (100″) screens in the club’s 300-seat Showroom, plus smaller high-def screens wrapped around the entire room.  They give out lots of t-shirts and raffle prizes, which include tickets for free lap dances.

And all of that is very nice.  But the main reason everyone goes to Sapphire for Monday Night Football is their halftime dollar lap dance tsunami.

Sapphire has the Monday Night Football party that’s attended weekly even by locals who don’t give a damn about football, but do care about getting beautiful topless babes in their laps. Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo–the $15 reservation fee is waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle.

Inaugural “Adult Film Festival Las Vegas” Oct 16-18

The Adult Film Festival Las Vegas starts on Friday, October 16, 2015, at the Cashman Field Convention Hall. The three-day event will feature some of the top adult film stars, including Internet porn stars, X-rated production companies, webcam girls, etc., giving fans an opportunity to meet with and get autographs from their favorite porn stars.

For $50, you can get a Dine With A Porn Star ticket to have lunch or dinner with a porn star. These tickets must be purchased by tomorrow, Monday, Oct 12, so that reservations can be made. (A link to the ticket office is at the end of this post.)

Night-at-the-Erotic-Museum-DVD-CoverOne of the highlights of the festival will be the premier screening of Night at the Erotic Museum, a parody of the 2006 Ben Stiller flick. The film was shot on location at the Erotic Heritage Museum in Las Vegas (with Ron Jeremy as the museum curator).

Is this the first porn film where today’s porn stars play yesterday’s porn stars? Some of the characters portrayed in the film are Linda Lovelace, Harry Reems, John Holmes, Seka, Johnnie Keyes, and Marilyn Chambers, all impersonated by modern day actors. The film stars James Deen as the night watchman and Riley Reid as the tour guide.

In XBiz, the producer describes the film as an “homage to 70s porn.”

There will also be fashion shows, giveaways, performances and musical guest appearances. Attendees must be 21+.

Hours are Friday, October 16 from noon to 10 pm, Saturday, October 17 from noon to 10 pm and Sunday, October 18 from noon to 7 pm.

Tickets are $20 for Friday, $35 each for Saturday or Sunday, $65 for both Saturday and Sunday, or $100 for all three days. (Hmmm … If you’re interested in attending all three days, I think the best play would be to purchase your $20 Friday ticket, and your $65 Sat/Sun ticket, and you get all three days for $85, instead of $100.)

Also, Sunday is Ladies Day, so Women (21+) get in free on Sunday. And, Friday is Couples Day, so couples can get in 2/$35, instead of $20 each on Friday. You can also purchase tickets to the after party at Fuso (Hustler’s rooftop lounge).

Purchase tickets at

My Naked Yoga Diary

The Art of Naked Yoga at the Erotic Heritage Museum – Review

After many months of procrastination and sit-ups, I finally broke down and went to an Art of Naked Yoga class on Thursday night. This is a weekly class at the Erotic Heritage Museum (see museum review). The class is taught by Tasia Lockran and usually features one of her porn star friends assisting her in demonstrating the positions.

I had never practiced yoga before that night, nor am I particularly flexible. If this class was not being taught by naked girls, I wouldn’t have been there. However, my hobby is looking at naked girls and naked girls doing yoga sounded interesting—and was something I’d never seen before.

Plus, as the Art of Naked Yoga is a weekly event in Las Vegas, I was getting emails asking me about the class and whether I thought it was worth it.

It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s gotta do it. And Tasia assured me that the class is clothing optional—nobody has to get naked—and that no yoga experience is necessary.

So, here goes nothin’.

The class was held in one of the museum’s upstairs rooms. Eight guys had shown up for the class and Tasia was accompanied by adult film actress Shay Golden.

If you’re a porn fan—and especially if you’re into anal porn—you’re probably familiar with Shay Golden, who’s been in the business for four years, starring in such films as Anal Prom Queens, Rectal Fuckfest, Real Slut Party, and Wet and Oiled Nymphos.

There were eight guys there for the class and we weren’t in the room more than ten seconds when both Tasia and Shay were standing there buck naked, waiting for us guys to get our clothes off and our yoga mats spread out.

I had a plan. If there was even one other person in the class who didn’t get naked, I wouldn’t get naked. Though I love looking at naked girls, I generally prefer to keep my own clothes on in public. But I didn’t want to be the only clothed person in the room because that would be too weird.

So, of course, everyone got naked, and so did I. There’s something about two naked girls in a room saying okay everybody let’s get naked that just makes you want to conform.

I know most of my readers come to this website to get info about the Vegas strip clubs, so how does this naked yoga class differ from the strip club experience?

First, the audience doesn’t get undressed in a strip club, so that’s weird.

Second, there’s no drinking and no loud music in a yoga class.

Third, the lights are on.

Fourth, there are two naked girls in front of you who stay naked for the entire hour of the class.

Fifth, they don’t dance, they pose.

Tasia is aware that some guys may not be there to do yoga so much as to see naked girls doing yoga. So, after demonstrating a position with her legs spread and/or her pussy thrust out, she’ll say, “It looks much better if I turn this way,” then she’ll do the same position so that we get the full pussy view.

Needless to say, both Tasia and Shay are uninhibited women. They’re both beautiful as well.  Shay seemed to enjoy getting into the most brazen poses at Tasia’s urging. These girls are perverts and proud of it. (And the more I think about it, the more I think a weekly naked yoga class might be just what I need to get my deteriorating bod into shape…)

Watching girls doing naked yoga also differs from watching strippers in that in the yoga class, they hold the poses, often for an ungodly long time. Ungodly, that is, if you’re attempting to do the poses yourself (not ungodly long if you’re watching). Many of the positions I just looked at and knew without even trying that my body wouldn’t bend that way. I did give every position the old college try, just to see how close I could get.

But I never minded when I had to give it up after a few seconds and just stare at the gorgeous nude babes in front of me. They’re both really flexible, way more flexible than most strip club dancers.

Pro Tip: It’s a small room, so there are no “bad seats,” but if you put your yoga mat up front, you’ll just be looking at the girls—a few feet in front of you at most–with no dudes’ hairy asses in Down Dog position to obstruct your view.

Tasia and Shay kept up a running dialogue throughout the class, talking about everything from slasher films to how to massage your prostate. If naked standup comedy ever becomes popular, these two may discover yet another career opportunity.

Unless you live in Vegas, coed nude yoga classes are probably not available where you live, and if they’re available, they’re probably not taught by performance artists. Tasia is doing erotic performance art on a high level. You really should see her if you’re in town on a Thursday night. If you don’t have a yoga mat in your suitcase, just borrow a hotel blanket and you’ll be fine.

You may be wondering what the interaction was like between the students in the class.  There wasn’t much.  Most of us limited our interaction to joking with Tasia and Shay.  The class members ranged in age from their early 20s to late 60s, with a wide range of fitness levels.  Nobody could do all of the poses that Tasia and Shay could do. I felt noticeably loosened up after the class. Yoga might actually be healthy. I would definitely consider doing the class again.

The class starts at 7 pm every Thursday. The Erotic Heritage Museum is located at 3275 Industrial Rd (now Sammy Davis Jr Rd) right next door to Deja Vu Showgirls. Men $20. Women $10. No yoga experience required. Clothing optional. Any level of fitness, but must be 18+.

Bring a yoga mat and water. For more info, see the Art of Naked Yoga website.

I asked Tasia if she had any photos of the class or of herself and/or Shay doing naked yoga poses that I could post on TVO so you guys could get an idea of what you’ll see in the class.  Tasia sent me a few pics (below).

Columbus Day Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

This is Columbus Day Weekend, and that means a lot of people have a three-day weekend. Las Vegas hotels typically get packed on three-day weekends, so you can also expect big crowds in the strip clubs.

Friday, October 9

Palomino Club – Where G-strings Drop and Drinks Are Served

Palomino Club Vegas Dancer Bethany

Bethany Dances at
Palomino Club
Photo by Hew Burney

Las Vegas laws, as in many other U.S. cities, prohibit alcohol sales in clubs where stage dancers get fully nude. Guys always have to decide between beer and pussy. If you want to see pussy–sorry, no booze. If you want to have a drink–sorry, no pussy.

As a result of some weird legal mumbo-jumbo that nobody in this town quite understands, Palomino Club (club review / club website) doesn’t have to follow the same rules as all the other strip clubs. Palomino always features a fully nude stage show, yet the club has a full bar.

Other features of this club also set it apart from the rest. Reasonable drink prices (drafts $6, domestics $8) are good all night every night for both locals and out-of-towners. And the VIP room has no extra bar tab or bottle fee.

If you haven’t been in Palomino in the past few months, the new upstairs VIP room–the Lipstick Lounge–has comfy booths, each one curtained for privacy. Nude private shows in the Lipstick Lounge start at 3 songs/100.

On Friday nights, you’ll usually see Bethany–one of the top pole dancers in Vegas–who we featured in a photo spread in August–“Bethany on the Pole at Palomino Club.”

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are always free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.

Pro Tip: If you’re a solo guy going to the club, save $20 on the admission charge either by driving yourself or taking a cab to Jerry’s Nugget casino and then walking across the street to Palomino.

If you take a cab to Palomino, the cabbie will hit the club with a high head fee and you’ll have to pay the full $30 cover. If you drive yourself or walk over from Jerry’s Nugget, you’ll only pay $10.

While you’re at Jerry’s, get one of Jerry’s famous éclairs in the best diner-style coffee shop in town.

Note: Palomino gets packed on the weekends, so arrange for limo pick-up by 10-10:30 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.

Nikita Bith Project burlesque

Nikita Bitch Project
Competes on Friday Night

Las Vegas Burlesque Festival – Competition Night

This is Day Two of the three-day Las Vegas Burlesque Festival at the Gold Coast Hotel and Casino. Tonight’s 9 pm show will be the big competition with live music provided by the LV Burlesque Festival Jazz Quartet.

Other activities throughout the day and evening include cocktail parties, a swap meet where you can buy, sell, or trade burlesque memorabilia, a “Burlexercise” class, Burly School, Performers’ Brunch, etc. To view the full schedule, see the list of all showcase performers and purchase tickets, go to the Las Vegas Burlesque Festival website.

Saturday, October 10

Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club – 400 Topless Girls Looking for a Lap to Sit On – Have a Seat and Let the Boobies Come to You!

Sapphire Dancer KJC

KJC Is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire (club review / club website), aka the “World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club,” is the Vegas strip club you have to see at least once in your life. If you’re a fan of breasts, then Sapphire is the Vegas strip club you have to see at least a few hundred times in your life.

Sapphire’s package deals (buy online) are good deals. You get a break on the drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, and also a line pass and a reserved VIP table. At this club, if you don’t have a reserved table, you may not get a table–or any other seat–at all (and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you can’t get a seat). So go take a look at their deals and decide.

If you’re alone, the VIP60 package gets you a reserved table and provides twice the bang for your buck (see my $ analysis in the club review –link above), all expenses considered.

Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve the club limo. Sapphire will waive the $15 reservations fee if you purchase a 2-for-1 drink ticket–a no brainer.

Sapphire Comedy Hour – Every Saturday Night at 8 PM

There’s a separate $20 admission for the Sapphire Comedy Hour, but if you’re an early bird, this 8 pm show is a great way to start the evening. If you’re with your wife or girlfriend, this is a very couples-friendly show, and compared to most of the comedy shows in casino showrooms–where prices range from $50-$100–this is also a cheap date. You can also order dinner (gourmet Mexican–organic, non-GMO–from the El Dorado Cantina) before or during the show (Showroom doors open at 7 pm).

Top working comics (Angie Krum tonight) plus a classy burlesque dancer (Kalani Kokonuts) and a dynamite magician (Mon Dre), hosted by “Dat Dude” Donny Johnson, make this show a pretty sneaky way to get your significant other into a strip club. Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo–the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

After the comedy show (around 9:30), you walk right into Sapphire (the gentlemen’s club) for no extra charge. The Saturday night dancers will be swarming the aisles.

Las Vegas Burlesque Festival – Showcase Spectacular

This is the final day of the three-day Las Vegas Burlesque Festival at the Gold Coast Hotel and Casino. Tonight’s 9 pm show will be the Star Spectacular Showcase, featuring the top burlesque performers from around the country. Other activities throughout the day and evening include cocktail parties, a swap meet where you can buy, sell, or trade burlesque memorabilia, a “Burlexercise” class, Burly School, Performers’ Brunch, etc. To view the full schedule, see the list of all showcase performers and purchase tickets, go to the Las Vegas Burlesque Festival website.

Sunday, October 11

Dine with the Mob at Hustler

This is a weekly dinner party that takes place in the new Fuso Lounge at the Hustler Club (club review).

Sal Polisi, one-time mobster, tells personal stories during a 5-hr dinner experience.  Sal also performs a one-man play depicting his life inside the 1970s New York mob, with characters such as John Gotti, Tommy DeSimone, Jimmy Burke, and Foxy Jerothe.

A buffet-style pasta dinner is included with NY cheesecake for dessert.

Tickets are $58.74 for “soldiers,” and $132.87 for “capos.” A capo ticket gets you private access to Sal, a personal QA sessions, cigar time and green room access before and after the show.

For full details and to purchase tickets, go to

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.

Sapphire’s Thursday Night Football Bash

sapphire-mnf2Sapphire (club review / club web site) is now screening Thursday Night Football games in their Showroom on three giant 100″ high-definition screens. Tomorrow night (October 8) it’s the Colts versus the Texans.

Your $20 admission price includes a hosted open bar for the first half, plus all the pizza and wings you can eat throughout the game.

Most important, the club features their famous halftime dollar lap dances. These are topless, high-contact, in-your-hands, in-your-face, in-your-lap lap dances.

A hundred+ of Sapphire’s lovely dancers pour into the Showroom as soon as halftime starts.  The dollar dances last 20-30 seconds till the DJ says “switch.”  Then one smiling topless girl gets up from your lap while another one sits down (unless you give your next dollar to the girl who’s already there).

Sapphire offers their limo for transport to their TNF parties (call 702.869.0003 to book your ride.)  The limo reservations fee is $15 but the club will waive the fee if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or a bottle (a no brainer).  And of course there are the gorgeous Sapphire dancers to sample in the main room and the VIP rooms after the game.

For VIP packages with a drink discount for after the TNF party, see the club web site.  The packages are a good deal if you’re going to spend the evening.