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Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Inaugural USA Twerking Championship at Sapphire

Alexis Texas with USA Twerking Championship Contestants Sapphire Las Vegas

Alexis Texas with USA Twerking Championship Contestants

Sapphire (club review / club website) presented the Inaugural USA Twerking Championship in its Showroom on Friday, January 20, hosted by the most famous butt in porn, Alexis Texas.

Later that night Alexis performed on Sapphire’s main stage and demonstrated her own legendary twerking skills.

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Isabel – USA Twerking Champ

There were seven contestants and I must say, every one gave her all. The winner was local girl, Isabel, who captured the $3000 first prize. I watched the event and I fully agree with the judges’ decision.

Isabel had the moves. She started out by twerking on Alexis Texas’ lap, then did some stage work, went down the runway and even dragged a dude from the audience and gave him a close-up view of her twerking skills that he’s unlikely to forget any time soon.

Here’s a twenty-second video of the winner that stops short of the moves she put on the dude from the crowd. (Both photos are by Hew Burney.)


Stacked Porn Stars Emily Addison and Bridgette B Come to Sapphire This Weekend

Emily Addison at Sapphire on Friday

Emily Addison at Sapphire on Friday
pic from BikiniRiot.com

Sapphire (club review / club website) continues to ask the question:  Why watch porn stars on video, when you can have them topless in your lap? Lucky for us, Sapphire continues to answer that question by bringing two more unbelievably gorgeous babes onto their stage and into our laps this weekend.

Emily Addison, one of the hottest bodies in porn, will be performing live at Sapphire on Friday night, January 27. Emily was a Penthouse Pet of the Month and has twice graced Penthouse mag’s cover.

She’s been a “Twisty’s Treat of the Month” and has had pictorials in Hustler, Maxim, High Society, Leg Show, and American Curves. Most of her film work has been in lesbian flicks (like Lesbo Pool Party) or bondage features (like Double Bondage Pleasure and Wriggling Wrapped Up Girls). Seriously, you can have this mega-babe wriggling around topless in your lap at Sapphire this Friday.

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Bridgette B at Sapphire on Saturday

On Saturday night (January 28), busty blonde bombshell, Bridgette B, will be in the house, looking for guys who want to get naughty with her in private when she comes down from the stage.

Bridgette has appeared in such films as Highbrow Pussy, The Butt Doctor, Boobs Beyond Belief, and Giant Juicy Juggs 5. Here’s your chance to have some up-close-and-physical fun with her giant juicy juggs in Sapphire’s VIP room.

The featured stars start their stage performances around 11:30 pm, and perform on stage multiple times throughout the night. When they’re not on stage, they join their fans in the crowd.

Don’t be shy. They’re here to have fun with their fans and make money. You’re in Vegas, man! Let Emily or Bridgette coax you into the VIP room so they can show you what they’re good at?

You can reserve a seat at your favorite star’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, or take her into Sapphire’s VIP room and get some topless personal attention. You can also reserve a one-hour dinner date and private show with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600.  Porn star packages are available online here. Early reservations are advised.

If you’re more interested in just watching the stage dancers and taking advantage of Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of lap dancers in the lap dance orgy in the main room, get a solo-guy VIP package  here starting at $65 (includes $50 drink voucher plus a free shot).  All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

For a list of Sapphire’s featured porn stars to come, see:  Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, January 20

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Fully Nude, Hottest Stage Show in Vegas

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Lolita Dances at Palomino Club

If you’re in Vegas this weekend for the Shot Show, World of Concrete, or the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, and you’ve never seen Palomino Club (club review / club website) on a Friday or Saturday night, you’re missing the best part of “what happens in Vegas.”

Palomino is the only strip club in this town with a full bar and dancers who perform totally nude (well, okay, they leave their heels on), both on stage and in the private VIP shows. The law in Vegas says dancers must keep their g-strings on if liquor is served. And that law is adhered to by every strip club in town, except Palomino.

Palomino’s dancers, freed from their g-strings, put on the wildest and most erotic stage show in town, with 100+ nymphets at peak hours flying around the poles, helping each other out of their panties in sizzling girl-on-girl shows, and doing heart-stopping, leg-spreading floor work.

All dancers are available for one-on-one shows in Palomino’s VIP room that is all private curtained booths (prices start at $100). Plus there’s no extra bar tab required in the VIP, so just bring your drink with you. Palomino boasts friendly prices, with $6 drafts and $8 domestics for locals and out-of-state visitors alike.

Check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night:  Lilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl ShowPole Dancers of Palomino Club, and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett.

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Palomino Club has the Wildest Stage Show in Vegas

This is also a perfect club to introduce your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment for the first time. The dancers are so talented and the stage show so sexy and entertaining that women love it. The dancers are couples-friendly and they love entertaining couples in the VIP.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups.

Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge. Call the club and talk to them about package deals that include transportation.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks — or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (Again, that’s free round-trip transport.)  (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.


A Crazy Night at Sapphire — USA Twerking Championships, plus Porn Stars Alexis Texas and Tasha Reign

Alexis Texas

Alexis Texas Hosts the Twerking Championships at Sapphire

With uncountable hundreds of hot babes in skimpy undergarments swarming the main room at peak hours, looking for empty laps, coupled with the fact that Las Vegas doesn’t have a sit-on-your-hands law, Sapphire (club review / club website) has made Las Vegas the Lap Dance Capitol of the world.

Take however many twenties you haven’t already wasted in the casinos and have a ball at this lap dance orgy.  If there’s a particular type of girl you like in your lap (big tits, perky tits, big butt, whatever), just talk to a host and he will steer those girls to your table. You will go home with Vegas memories that will inspire your dreams and fantasies long after you’ve left town. Guys used to come to Vegas for the gambling action. Now, thousands come every weekend for the tits.

SPECIAL TONIGHT: Friday, January 20, in conjunction with the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, it’s the USA Twerking Championships live on Sapphire’s main stage.  The event will be emceed by porn superstar, Alexis Texas. Note: The twerking starts at 6 pm. If you’re a butt man, don’t miss this show!

Later in the evening, Alexis Texas will be back, along with porn queen Tasha Reign, for live performances on Sapphire’s stage throughout the night. Both performers will also be available for more intimate one-on-one fun, like getting topless in your lap, in Sapphire’s VIP room or a private luxury Skybox.

Here’s your chance to get up-close-and-physical with a yummy, uninhibited porn star, so don’t be shy. They’re here to make money by having fun with her fans. Make reservations early, as both of these stars have huge followings. It’s Vegas, baby! Do it! Don’t waste your money on blackjack!

You can reserve a seat at either star’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can take either of them into Sapphire’s VIP room or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. Set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003).

A solo-guy VIP package (available here) starts at $65 (and includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). Other club packages are available for groups and couples. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table, host service and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Free admission with your AVN badge, provided you don’t take a cab.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7.

For more information on upcoming porn star appearances, see:  Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.


Hustler Club Features the Fleshlight Girls

Hustler Club (club review) is featuring the Fleshlight Girls tonight: Annika Albrite, Kayden Kross, Teagan Presley, Eva Lovia, Nicole Aniston, and Joanna Angel will each perform on stage. A Fleshlight is a tube that has an opening at one end that is molded to resemble the mouth, pussy, or butthole of the porn star who posed for it. You can then fuck the Fleshlight and imagine it to be the orifice of the porn star you adore. (Don’t do this at Hustler. Wait till you get home.)

Last year, the girls were passing out complimentary Fleshlights to some lucky customers. Expect them to start their performances after 11 pm. Topless. Full bar. 21+


Centerfolds Cabaret Features Brittany Andrews

Centerfolds (club review) is featuring porn star Brittany Andrews on stage tonight. You can get in free with your AVN badge. Topless. Full bar. 21+


Saturday, January 21

Sapphire — Porn Stars Kagney Linn Karter and Adriana Chechik and Vegas’ Wildest Lap Dance Orgy

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Kagney Linn Karter at Sapphire Saturday Night

Tonight Sapphire (club review / club website) features a porn star double header, with Kagney Linn Karter and Adriana Chechik performing on the main stage and ready for action in the VIP.

Kagney Linn Karter is a tit queen of major proportions, having starred in such xxx classics as She’s Got Big Boobs!, Titty Sweat, Rack-tastic, A Big Tit Christmas, Big Boob Addicts, Overworked Titties, and Tits to Die For.

Adriana Chechik is a sweet young thing you may remember from The Maniac Masseuse and Yoga Butt Sluts.

When these girls are not on stage,  they’ll be trying to convince guys in the crowd to get a more intimate, private show. Do it! You’re in Vegas! Your wife or girlfriend will never know, unless they’re here with you, in which case you can get a couples show and your families will never find out.

The stars’ stage performances usually start at around 11:30 pm. You can reserve a seat at their tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, get frisky with them in the VIP, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with either girl in a Skybox for $1600. Other packages are available online here. Early reservations are advised. Don’t be shy about asking them for private time. That’s why they’re here.

For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’d prefer to just spend the night sampling Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of lap dancers (400+ at peak hours), helping as many of them as you can to get out of their tops and into your lap, my advice is to get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s unsurpassed selection of gorgeous topless girls. Vegas does NOT have a no-touching law. Be gentle and generous and your hands will have a fine time.  Sapphire is Las Vegas’s wildest lap dance orgy.

All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Free admission with your AVN badge, provided you don’t take a cab.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $35 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – it was $18 or $19 last time I checked, but worth it – a no-brainer.)


Sapphire Comedy Hour — Now Every Saturday Night

If you’re in town with your wife or girlfriend, the Sapphire Comedy Hour is a great way to introduce your significant other to strip club entertainment, by starting with a risqué comedy show where most of the audience is couples.

The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating, a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This show was recently awarded the Gold Award for Best Comedy Show in Las Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. The entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room (lap dance central) for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. Tonight, host Donny “Dat Dude” Johnson presents Brandon “Buffet” Jackson as the feature performer, plus an elegant magician, Mon Dre (he’s really good) and classy burlesque dancer, Kalani Kokonuts.  This is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.

You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–non-GMO, organic) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.


Hustler Presents the Burning Angel Girls

Hustler Club (club review) features stage performances tonight by the Burning Angel Girls:  Jessie Lee, Amber Ivy, Joanna Angel, Ophelia Rain, and Draven Star. Expect the performances to start after 11 pm. Topless. Full bar. 21+


Centerfolds Features Porn Star Bobbi Dylan

Centerfolds (club review) is featuring porn star Bobbi Dylan on stage tonight. This club is right across the street from the Hard Rock and you can get in free with your AVN badge. Topless. Full bar. 21+


Sunday, January 22

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.

Super Bowl Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

The Big Game is on February 5, just two weeks from this Sunday, so you best start making plans now. Vegas will be packed, so don’t wait to start looking for a room. Likewise, you can expect big crowds for the strip club parties. Every year these parties get bigger as more guys realize they want some T&A with their NFL.

Here’s the play:  After you go to the casino sports book to place your bets, head over to the strip club of your choice to watch the game with topless cheerleaders, drink specials, free food, raffles, prizes, and lap dances. There will be no topless babes in the casino sports books, so don’t waste your time there after you’ve placed your bets. In Vegas, everything goes better with tits.

These are the strip club parties that have been announced so far:

Palomino Club — the Only Super Bowl Party with Naked Girls

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

LaDonna Dances at Palomino Club

For the first time ever, you’ll be able to watch the Big Game this year with naked girls. That’s because, for the first time in its history, Palomino Club (club review / club website) will be opening early to screen the Super Bowl. Palomino is the only club in Vegas with a full bar and dancers who lose their g-strings, both on stage and in the private VIP rooms. If you like pussy, this is the only party in town.

The game starts at 3:30 pm, so the club is opening at 2:30 pm and the club limos will be running all day. My advice is to call and reserve a ride early, because this may be the best Super Bowl party deal in Vegas.

For its first Super Bowl party ever, Palomino is pulling out all the stops. Free cover if you use Palomino’s free transportation (702-327-7258), free cover for locals driving themselves, and only $20 cover for taxi and uber/lyft dropoffs. See all of Palomino’s package deals here.

The party includes a free buffet, giveaways, and drink/dance specials for the entirety of the game. Palomino’s buffet for Monday Night Football games was one of the best in town. But the one thing Palomino has that none of the topless clubs have: Pussy.

Sapphire’s Super Bowl Bash with a Halftime Dollar Dance Bacchanalia

Dancer at Sapphire Las Vegas

Kyle is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire (club review / club website) may be the biggest gentlemen’s club in the world, but I guarantee you this party will sell out — so don’t wait until it’s too late to make a reservation. You haven’t seen anything till you’ve seen Sapphire’s halftime dollar dance tsunami. Hundreds of topless girls doing full-contact lap dances for just one buck. Bring a fistful of dollars and get smothered in titties for ten minutes, which beats the hell out of watching Lady Gaga prancing around for ten minutes.

Sapphire has two levels of tickets: The $75 package includes limo transportation, free entry, line pass, lavish buffet, main room seating, and the halftime dollar dance orgy. Lap dancers are available throughout the game.

The $150 package includes limo transportation, free entry, line pass, an even more lavish buffet with the best food of the Vegas strip club parties–from barbecue, sushi and gourmet Mexican food to salads, desserts and more, all served at the proper temperature by a professional catering staff, VIP seating in the Showroom with the biggest HD screens of all the strip clubs, and a halftime dollar dance orgy. Lap dancers are available throughout the game.

For the halftime dollar dances, get yourself a pile of ones before the halftime buzzer, and get ready for a ten-minute smorgasbord of breasts. (See my full description of Sapphire’s dollar dance scene in The Best Lap Dance in Vegas).

The $75 and $150 are the pre-event prices. If you wait until the day of the game, you may have to pay more, assuming tix are still available.

Sapphire also has group packages available with bottles and various levels of services, so if you’re in a group, call the club for details at 702-869-0003, or check out all the solo and group deals online here.

Crazy Horse III Has an Open Bar Package

Crazy Horse III (club review) is offering a $229 package this year that includes transportation (pending availability), free entry, line pass, free buffet, and an open bar throughout the game.

Treasures Has Three Package Deals Including Dollar Dances

Treasures (club review) has a $81 package, an $107 package, and a $157 package. All include limo pickup between 1 – 3 pm and return limo to your Strip hotel, and free entry. The $81 package includes a free buffet and a well and domestic beer open bar till the end of the game. The $107 package includes a free buffet and a call drink and import beer open bar till the end of the game. The $157 package includes a full New York steak dinner and a premium and import beer open bar till the end of the game. Treasures will be having dollar dances at halftime.

Sophia’s Indian Motorcycle Raffle after the Game

Sophia’s (club review) is advertising free cover with limo pickup, and a raffle drawing for an Indian motorcycle after the game (must be present to win). Sophia’s is the club that was taken over by OG. I know in the past OG has had free food and halftime dollar dances, but they’re not providing any details on their website or Facebook page yet.

Babes Pours Free Cannonball Shots at Every Touchdown

Babes (club review) party starts at 2 pm, with $20 bottles of Bud and Bud Light, plus free Cannonball shots at every touchdown. No cover charge.

Other clubs that have had Super Bowl Parties in the past but have not yet advertised one this year include Spearmint Rhino, Centerfolds (formerly Club Paradise), Hustler Club, Deja Vu Showgirls and Play It Again Sam. I will update info as it becomes available.