A Breast Man’s Paradise at the Vegas Strip Clubs Thanksgiving Weekend

It’s that time of the year for titty men to give thanks for the terrific Vegas strip clubs that keep us so amply supplied with bountiful bosoms.  And Thanksgiving weekend (Fri & Sat, Nov 24-25) gives us reason to be even more thankful than usual, with three stars famous for their boobs in town to kick off the holiday season.

A Time to be Thankful for the Titties at Sapphire

At Sapphire topless club on Friday (Nov 24), Playboy Playmate Nicolette Shea will be the feature performer, teasing on stage and then getting up close and personal with fans brave enough to test her XXX cred in the VIP.

Nicolette spent a few years starring in the Playboy Cyber Girls, a documentary TV series on the Playboy Channel. To all porn fans’ delight, Nicolette moved up to acting in hardcore XXX films just this year.

On Saturday, buxom brunette Raven Bay returns. Raven has specialized in two types of porn films — big tit flicks, like Baby Got Boobs and Big Tit Fantasies, and films that allow her to demonstrate her awesome oral skills, including the immortal Man Eaters and the critically-acclaimed Oral Damnation.

Both stars will be on stage starting at roughly 11:30 pm and available for private VIP sessions in between stage sets.  For $135 (available online), you can get to the front of the line for Nicolette’s or Raven’s attention with a seat at their private tables.  That deal includes a two-hour open bar. You can also reserve a Skybox dinner date with either star through that link.

Or get Sapphire’s $65 solo-guy package (group, bottle and couples’ packages are available through that link as well) and focus on the club’s famous lap dance orgy, always populated with the club’s gorgeous stacked 9’s and 10’s. All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a discount on booze, first-class host service and a reserved VIP table. We recommend a package at this club because without one it can be impossible to find a seat.

You can also call 702-869-0003 and have the club send their free limo for you. There’s a $15 reservations fee that is waived if you opt for a 2-for-1 drink coupon (a no-brainer).  Topless, full bar, 21+

Circus Sideshow Performer Penny Poison at Little Darlings

For you guys who prefer busty beauty with bare pussy, circus sideshow performer (yes!) and porn star Penny Poison will be turning up the heat at Little Darlings nude club on both Friday and Saturday nights. Penny does all kinds of crazy fetish acts, including sword swallowing, fire eating, and glass walking.  In addition to getting naked, you can expect her to be doing exactly these kinds of things in the club.

Penny is especially well known for her forked tongue, which she uses creatively in many of the porn clips you can find online.

At Little Darlings, dancers get naked both on stage and in the VIP rooms. Lap dances (starting at $20) are done nude and take place in private booths off the main floor. Private bedroom dances, on full-sized beds where you can stretch out with the naked girl of your choice, start at $125 for 15 minutes.

The cover charge is $20 tonight for locals and $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for $20 if you arrive by the free club limo. Call 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. Check out upcoming Little Darlings events at the club’s website. No alcohol. 18+

Brenna and Kenna Return to Legends Room

Brenna Sparks at Legends Room Las Vegas

Brenna Sparks at Legends Room

The Legends Room is featuring Penthouse Pet Kenna James and porn princess Brenna Sparks on stage and available for private shows, with DJ Shift in charge of the beats.  Legends Room is an elegant new topless club where the dancers wear dresses and evening gowns.

Admission is free if you drive yourself or arrive by the free club limo (call 702-824-7176 to reserve).

Note: Legends Room also features a membership option and you can rent a membership for the night for $65, which is nice if it fits in your budget.  The members’ area features big leather easy chairs to sink into with a dancer instead of the usual strip club chairs, plus luxurious suede and leather sofas, larger private VIP rooms, and the best access to Brenna and Kenna.

But you’ll have a lot of fun at this elegant club even if you’re on a tighter budget.  Convert your spending money into the club’s LGD tokens at the door (or buy tokens using your credit card) and get a 20% discount on drinks, dances and admission. See our full report for details.

Legends Room is my top Vegas strip club pick if you want to use a credit card to pay for dances. Topless, full bar 21+


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