The Laid-Back, Friendly Brothel with a Sense of Fun
As Nevada brothels go, the Alien Cathouse (website) is in a class by itself, with the emphasis being on fun. Maybe it’s the crazy gift shop in front peddling flying saucer souvenirs, or the upside-down Christmas tree in the front lobby, or all the extraterrestrial figurines and artwork decorating the hallways and public areas, but this place looks like it was designed by someone with a sense of humor.
This is another Dennis Hof-owned brothel in the Vegas area, about 15 minutes further up Hwy 95 from the turn-off to Hof’s Love Ranch South.
The ET-green “Area 51 Alien Center” is what you’ll see from the highway when you get there. Doesn’t look much like a brothel, does it?
That’s because the Area 51 Alien Center is a souvenir shop — also owned by Dennis Hof — that stands in front of the Alien Cathouse. If you like weird flying saucer memorabilia — t-shirts, mugs, ray guns, etc — you’ll like the Area 51 Alien Center.
Connected to the Alien Center is a really cool 1950s-style diner. This is a burger/fries/chili kind of place with small-town prices and food you can eat there or order in to the brothel. Behind the diner, you’ll find the Alien Cathouse brothel.
A lot of Hwy 95 traffic stops here for gas (there’s also a gas station) and snacks, as this place is otherwise out in the middle of nowhere. Flying saucer territory.
Area 51 itself is located on US govt property across the highway from the Alien Center, sandwiched between the Nellis Air Force Range and the Nevada Test Site, where atom bomb tests were once conducted. You won’t be able to go into Area 51 without risking your life, as there are WARNING signs all over the place cautioning trespassers: “Use of Deadly Force Authorized.”
My advice would be to spend your time safely in the souvenir shop, the diner, and the brothel, which has a full bar and a pool table in addition to the ladies. Unless flying saucers are currently landing at the Nevada Test Site, there’s nothing to see there.
Alien Cathouse may look like it was decorated by a college sorority, but this is a high-end place, clean and comfortable. All the screwball artwork and decorations give it a friendly homey feeling, but the reason you’re there is for the girls, who are some of the most delectable in the state.
Types range from Swedish Bikini Team bodies to pretty neighborhood-type girls you’d be proud to show off to your buddies. The young madam at Alien Cathouse, Lydia Faithfull, is a black-haired, porcelain-skinned beauty with great legs and a wicked sense of humor who happens to specialize in BDSM. (The Alien Cathouse features an “Alien Probe Room” for you guys who are into that.)
You can see pics of the available ladies, or at least those who allow their photos to be published, at the brothel website. Also at the website, you can find a dozen porn stars who are available at the brothel by appointment only.
Alien Cathouse is located about an hour north of the Las Vegas Strip via US-95 N. It’s open 24/7/365. ADA-approved. Visa and Mastercard accepted (they use “discreet billing”). No reservation is necessary, but call (775) 372-5678 if you want to reserve a particular girl or arrange for car service to the brothel.
For more information about Alien Cathouse and the inside scoop on how Nevada brothels work, see Interview with Lydia Faithfull — Alien Cathouse Madam on the Menu.
For more information on all of the Las Vegas area legal brothels, escort services and massage parlors, including prices, see Las Vegas Area Brothels and Escorts – A Guide.