Thursday, January 21
Porn Star Comedy and Open Bar at Sapphire – Plus 400 Lap Dancers
Tonight, adult film actress Rebecca Bardoux will be hosting the”Carnal Comedy” event at Sapphire (club review / club website) featuring live standup performances by Ron Jeremy, Nina Hartley, Kurt Lockwood, Rebecca Love, Evan Stone and Kyle Stone. The comedy starts at 8:30 pm, but get there early if you want to partake in the hosted open bar from 7:30 – 8:00.
Although this is an official AVN event, you do not need an AVN/Adult Entertainment Expo badge to get in. The event is open to the public with no cover charge. (Do not take a cab or any commercial limo to this event or you will be hit with Sapphire’s standard $35 admission fee. Arrive in your own transportation or call for Sapphire’s free limo at 702-869-0003. There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)
Porn Stars Shavelle Love and Sadie Blair Live on Stage
After the comedy show, you can walk right into the Sapphire gentlemen’s club for the high-mileage lap dance tsunami. Porn stars Shavelle Love and Sadie Blair will be performing live on stage.
If you plan to stay for the evening (and you won’t want to leave), I suggest you look into Sapphire’s package deals (buy online) that include free limo transport, free admission, drink discounts, a line pass and a reserved VIP table–a real value at this club, which gets packed at peak hours. It’s hard to get a lap dance if you can’t find a place to sit.
Asian Invasion at Deja Vu Showgirls
Deja Vu Showgirls (club review) will be hosting the Asian Invasion–adult film stars Marica Hase, London Keyes, and Cindy Starfall.
BBW Contest at Hustler Club
Hustler Club (club review) will have a BBW Contest with a $300 first prize hosted by Eliza Allure and five other BBW porn stars, including Becky Butterfly and Sinful Celeste.
Dr. Sketchy’s Anti-Art School at Artifice
Dr. Sketchy’s Anti-Art School is a life/figure drawing session where sexy burlesque dancers pose while you draw and paint pictures of them. Tonight’s feature model will be Anastasia Synn, wife of Las Vegas magician The Amazing Jonathan, and a magician and stunt performer in her own right.
The best part of this art class is that it’s in a bar, so you can drink while you’re drawing, painting, sculpting, or just ogling the models. The drawing session runs from 8 – 11 pm on the third Thursday every month at the Artifice Bar, 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Bring your own art supplies. No talent required. Must be 21+. No cover charge but tipping the models is encouraged.
Friday, January 22
Palomino Club – Where the Naked Girls Are
That’s because there’s a law in Las Vegas that says no establishment can serve booze if there’s any visible pussy on the premises. “No man can look at a vagina when he’s drunk without turning into a raving maniac,” one of the lawmakers was quoted (or words to that effect).
But back when the law was passed, Palomino’s nude dancers got grandfathered in, and ever since the club has proven that beer and pussy get along just fine in each other’s presence. Maybe in the future the law will allow dancers in all Vegas strip clubs to go nude. Till then, there’s only Palomino.
Customers must be 21+; dancers must be 18+. You can’t buy alcoholic beverages for girls with plastic wristbands.
Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. (Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get four lap dances with what you save.) The ride back to your hotel is valuable. You can drink and not worry about driving.
Groups of two or more can always get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are always free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.
Note: Palomino gets packed on the weekends, so arrange for limo pick-up by 10-10:30 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.
Adult Film Star Jinx Maze at Sapphire
Sapphire (club review / club website) will feature adult film actress Jinx Maze performing live on stage Friday night. If your idea of a good lap dance includes getting your hands all over a beautiful girl, Sapphire is lap dance heaven. Call for Sapphire’s free limo at 702-869-0003. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.) Or check out Sapphire’s package deals (buy online) that include free limo transport, free admission, drink discounts, a line pass and a reserved VIP table.
Fleshlight Girls at Hustler Club
Hustler Club will be featuring the Fleshlight Girls – Alexis Monroe, Allie Haze, Kayden Kross, Kaylani Lei, and Teagan Presley.
Saturday, January 23
AVN Awards After Party at Sapphire – with Tasha Reign, Alexis Texas, and Tori Black
If you like full-contact, in-your-hands, in-your-face, in-your-lap lap dances with an awesome selection of bodies, Sapphire (club review / club website) is the place. There are 400 gorgeous topless girls at Sapphire walking around in g-strings and heels, all looking for a lap to sit in.
And tonight, Sapphire is hosting the official AVN Awards After Party, featuring some of the sexiest adult film performers live on stage: Tasha Reign, Alexis Texas, and Tori Black.
With Sapphire’s package deals (buy online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table–a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you can’t find a place to sit down.
If you’re alone, the VIP65 package gets you a reserved table and provides twice the bang for your buck (see my $ analysis in the club review–link above), all expenses considered. Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)
Sunday, January 24
Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s
If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.