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You guys can argue all you want. I live in Las Vegas, I go to strip clubs all the time, and these are the Las Vegas strip clubs where I’ve had the most fun—the ones I go back to over and over again.
This was not an easy list to compile. My initial intention was to list the top three clubs in first, second, and third order. Of the 19 strip clubs in Vegas open as of the start of summer 2017, I made a list of the top few contenders and then I got stuck. It wasn’t an apples-to-apples comparison.
The Best Las Vegas Strip Club Depends on What You’re Looking For
Different strip clubs have different features and different customers are looking for different amenities. I myself have a group of favorite strip clubs rather than a single favorite, and the one I go to depends on how I feel that particular night.
Many guys want alcoholic beverages and would consider any club without liquor a non-contender. Some guys put a high value on nudity. Some guys are looking for the best stage show. Some guys want private room shows, not just VIP rooms. Some guys put a premium on good prices—they want a lot of bang for their buck. Other guys will go anywhere they can get in at 18.
Some guys want big tits and Barbie-doll bodies, preferably with high mileage. Other guys want natural or young or black or Hispanic or Asian or JLo butts. Some guys want a party scene, other guys want unsurpassed elegance. One guy may want to indulge a fetish. Another guy may be looking for a club where he can take his wife or girlfriend.
Snyder’s Picks for Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs
Below you will find my picks for the top Vegas strip clubs, in random order, as of Memorial Day weekend 2017, with a brief description of why they made the cut. Read my description to find out why each one is on the list so you can pick the best club for you.
I will be updating this list regularly. I hit clubs with demerits if the hustle factor is too high or if dancers are treated poorly. Click on a club’s review link for a full review with price info, address, phone and special features.
Nude club. This is the only full-time Vegas strip club with both a full bar and completely nude dancers. So, if you want to drink booze and see pussy, simultaneously, this is the only place in town.
The dancers at Palomino are consistently beautiful and talented. The stage show here is the best in town, like a Cirque show with only the erotic parts. There’s plenty of room on the rail for a great view and extra attention from the dancers. Drink prices are a deal, with domestic draft beer priced at $6 and domestic bottled beer at $8, instead of the usual $12-$18. And the club offers plush private VIP rooms (your choice of couch or bed) for nude high-contact private shows, as well as private booths with curtained doors for fully-nude private shows in the regular VIP.
Groups of two or more get free admission when you arrive by the club’s free round-trip limo (call or text 1.702.327.7258 to reserve your ride). Couples friendly. 130+ dancers at peak hours. 21+
[Note: Palomino Club gets packed at peak hours and sometimes gets more calls for the club limo than they can handle.
To lock in your free limo and free admission, either arrange for pick-up a little earlier (say, 9:30 p.m. or earlier—the show and dancers will still be first rate) or purchase one of the club’s packages in advance. That way you also lock in a reserved VIP table for the night–a real value at this club.] (Club review / Club website)
Topless club. Sapphire is known as the world’s largest gentlemen’s club, and with 300-400 dancers at peak hours it may well be.
Sapphire is a club for men who prefer their dancers beautiful, slender, long-legged and stacked. This elegant lap dance paradise is famous for its in-your-face, in-your-hands, in-your-lap lap dances not only in the VIP but also in the regular $20 laps done on the main floor. On a busy weekend night, the club is a regular babe bacchanal and lap dance orgy.
Sapphire features Vegas’s most elegant private VIP rooms (called Skyboxes) for groups and 1-on-1’s with a dancer. The club’s sports viewing parties are the most popular in Vegas. The parties generally include an excellent man-chow buffet, the largest high-def viewing screens in Vegas, and the best lap dances in town.
Sapphire also has the best topless pool and dayclub in Vegas (opening for 2017 on April 21). This is where the Sapphire dancers work on their tans, so the scenery is more than pleasant—like a strip club in the sunshine.
Get free admission to Sapphire when you arrive by the club’s limo. The $15 limo reservation fee is waived if you buy a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or a bottle. Reserve your ride at 1 (702) 869-0003.
Sapphire offers solo and group VIP packages at the club web site starting at $65. All packages include a drink discount, free admission, free limo transport, a line pass, a reserved VIP table, and host service at the most elegant strip club in town. The packages are worth it for the VIP table alone–it can be hard to find a place to sit down at this club if you don’t have a reserved seat.
Floyd Mayweather’s Girl Collection
Topless club. Floyd Mayweather is not only the greatest boxer of all time, he is a strip club aficionado and a billionaire too. Girl Collection (club review/club website) is the gentlemen’s club he conceived of and designed to hang out in himself.
Girl Collection is the first gentlemen’s ultra-lounge in Las Vegas—a place where Mayweather spared no expense in creating the ultimate sensual playground. Populated by Mayweather’s hand-picked selection of 10’s, it’s a place where billionaires will feel at home and non-billionaires will be treated like billionaires for the night.
The mileage level is high and the club is conducive to the ultimate high-end girlfriend experience. A beer is $14, lap dances $40, and 10 minutes in the VIP only $100 plus two drinks. And you can get alone with an angel in one of the club’s private rooms starting at only $150 for 10 minutes.
The club is open right now from 9 pm to 6 am Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays—check back for expanded hours after the club’s Grand Opening Friday, May 26 and throughout Monday of the Memorial Day weekend. (Club review/Club website)
If you can live without booze, Little Darlings is a nude club with an excellent stage for watching naked girls close-up.
Even better, it’s the only strip club in Vegas where every $20 lap dance takes place in a private booth and is fully nude. In addition, the club features large private bedrooms—with full-sized beds—for all longer VIP dances, from 15 minutes for $125 to a full hour dance at only $400. This is less than other Vegas strip clubs charge for the group VIP, and these shows are fully nude.
If you’ve never had a private bedroom dance, think for a minute about the creative positions you can get in stretched out on a full-sized bed with a naked girl.
Little Darlings features a collection of 50+ dancers at peak hours. It’s both a break-in club where 18-year-olds come to make money for college and a favorite of top Las Vegas dancers who prefer not to deal with booze. The club opens at 11 am, with the best stage show of the happy hour clubs. If you’re on a tight budget, come early and watch how much attention you get from the stage dancers with a few strategically placed tips.
No alcohol, but the club offers slushies and health drinks in addition to the usual soft drinks. Out-of-towners $35, locals $15, but out-of-towners can get in for $15 by arriving in the free club limo (call 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride). Couples friendly. Age 18+ (Club review / Club website)
Deja Vu Showgirls
Deja Vu is a high-mileage topless club that is a favorite among Vegas locals for its great deals on drinks and dances.
To start, the club offers the single best drink deal I know of anywhere in Vegas—an open bar (domestics and wells) available from 6 pm to 10 pm seven (7!) nights a week, even for big fight nights, Monday Night Football, and UFC events. And this is available to everyone, locals and out-of-towners alike.
On Tuesday nights, after the open bar closes, all drinks, including call drinks, are $2 for the rest of the night. And on Tuesdays during the open bar for domestics and wells, you can get call drinks for $2.
The club’s private dance deals are another a great reason to go here. Deja Vu is the only topless club in Vegas offering a 15-minute private-room dance option, and the price is only $150, with no extra booze requirement. That’s only $10 more than the other Vegas topless clubs charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP. And if you’re having a great time as your 15 minutes run out, you can upgrade to a 30 minute dance for a total price of only $250 (or only $100 for the next 15 minutes).
Deja Vu’s elegant private rooms are furnished with your choice of couch or full-sized bed, and have real doors that you can close behind you. There are only two other clubs in Vegas with real doors on their private rooms, and you can’t get near the rooms for $150.
Deja Vu is a smaller club, with 25-35+ good-looking dancers at peak hours. A number of the top dancers in Vegas appear here several nights a week to entertain their Vegas regulars in the club’s private rooms.
Admission is $45, but there’s no reason to pay that. Arrive by the free club limo and you not only get free admission, but also a free drink for after the open bar ends. Call 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118) to reserve your ride. Couples friendly, age 21+ (Club review/ Club website)
Best Las Vegas Topless Clubs by Special Features
|Best Stage Show
|Best VIP and Private Room Prices
Deja Vu Showgirls
Play It Again Sam
|Best Lap Dance Prices||Babes ($10 before 8 pm)
Cheetahs (Two for $20 before 7 pm)
Chicas Bonitas ($10 always)
|Best Bar Food
Crazy Horse III (All-night sushi)
Spearmint Rhino (Lunch)
|Best Gourmet Food||Sapphire (Gourmet Mexican)
Girl Collection (Full menu from pizza to gourmet steak & seafood)
Treasures (Gourmet steakhouse)
Best Las Vegas Nude Clubs by Special Features
|Best Stage Show
|Best Lap Dance Deal
||Little Darlings $20 lap dances are fully-nude and take place in private rooms|
|Best Black Dancers
|Nude with Alcohol||Palomino Club
|Best Private Show Prices||Palomino Club
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