You guys can argue all you want. I live in Las Vegas, I go to strip clubs all the time, and these are the Las Vegas strip clubs where I’ve had the most fun—the ones I go back to over and over again.
This was not an easy list to compile. My initial intention was to list the top three clubs in first, second, and third order. Of the 20 strip clubs in Vegas open as of the start of 2019, I made a list of the top few contenders and then I got stuck. It wasn’t an apples-to-apples comparison.
The Best Las Vegas Strip Club Depends on What You’re Looking For
Different strip clubs have different features and different customers are looking for different amenities. I myself have a group of favorite strip clubs rather than a single favorite, and the one I go to depends on how I feel that particular night.
Many guys want alcoholic beverages and would consider any club without liquor a non-contender. Some guys put a high value on nudity. Some guys are looking for the best stage show. Some guys want private room shows, not just VIP rooms. Some guys put a premium on good prices—they want a lot of bang for their buck. Other guys will go anywhere they can get in at 18.
Some guys want big tits and Barbie-doll bodies, preferably with high mileage. Other guys want natural or young or black or Hispanic or Asian or JLo butts. Some guys want a party scene, other guys want unsurpassed elegance. One guy may want to indulge a fetish. Another guy may be looking for a club where he can take his wife or girlfriend.
Snyder’s Picks for Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs
Below you will find my picks for the top Vegas strip clubs, in random order, as of Memorial Day weekend 2017, with a brief description of why they made the cut. Read my description to find out why each one is on the list so you can pick the best club for you.
I will be updating this list regularly. I hit clubs with demerits if the hustle factor is too high or if dancers are treated poorly. Click on a club’s review link for a full review with price info, address, phone and special features.
Nude club. This is the only full-time Vegas strip club with both a full bar and completely nude dancers. So, if you want to drink booze and see pussy, simultaneously, this is the only place in town.
The dancers at Palomino are consistently beautiful and talented—think a Victoria’s Secret catalog come to life. The stage show here is the best in town, like a Cirque show with only the erotic parts. There’s plenty of room on the rail for a great view and extra attention from the dancers. Drink prices are a deal, with domestic draft beer priced at $6 and domestic bottled beer at $8, instead of the usual $12-$18. And the club offers plush private VIP rooms (your choice of couch or bed) for nude high-contact private shows, as well as private booths with curtained doors for fully-nude private shows in the regular VIP.
Groups of two or more get free admission when you arrive by the club’s free round-trip limo (call 702-642-2984 to reserve your ride). Couples friendly. 130+ dancers at peak hours. 21+
[Note: Palomino Club gets packed at peak hours and sometimes gets more calls for the club limo than they can handle.
To lock in your free limo and free admission, either arrange for pick-up a little earlier (say, 9:00 p.m. or earlier—the show and dancers will still be first rate) or purchase one of the club’s packages in advance. That way you also lock in a reserved VIP table for the night–a real value at this club.] (Club review / Club website)
Topless club. Sapphire is known as the world’s largest gentlemen’s club, and with 300-400 dancers at peak hours it may well be.
Sapphire is a club for men who prefer their dancers beautiful, slender, long-legged and stacked. This elegant lap dance paradise is famous for its in-your-face, in-your-hands, in-your-lap lap dances not only in the VIP but also in the regular $20 laps done on the main floor. On a busy weekend night, the club is a regular babe bacchanal and lap dance orgy.
Sapphire features Vegas’s most elegant private VIP rooms (called Skyboxes) for groups and 1-on-1’s with a dancer. The club’s sports viewing parties are the most popular in Vegas. The parties generally include an excellent man-chow buffet, the largest high-def viewing screens in Vegas, and the best lap dances in town.
Sapphire also has the best topless pool and dayclub in Vegas (opening for 2017 on April 21). This is where the Sapphire dancers work on their tans, so the scenery is more than pleasant—like a strip club in the sunshine.
Get free admission to Sapphire when you arrive by the club’s limo. The $18 limo reservation fee is waived if you buy a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or a bottle. Reserve your ride at 1 (702) 869-0003.
Sapphire offers solo and group VIP packages at the club web site starting at $65. All packages include a drink discount, free admission, free limo transport, a line pass, a reserved VIP table, and host service at the most elegant strip club in town. The packages are worth it for the VIP table alone–it can be hard to find a place to sit down at this club if you don’t have a reserved seat.
Treasures Las Vegas
Treasures is not only a high-mileage topless club, but the ultimate in opulence, service and pampering.
The club is designed as the type of mansion where Hefner might have felt at home, with a winding staircase, deep comfortable easy chairs, chandeliers, and art and sculptures (nudes, of course) — all the perfect setting for the club’s jewel-like 9s and 10s.
With its own gourmet steakhouse, it’s a perfect club for a bachelor party or for entertaining a client. It also offers the ultimate Vegas girlfriend experience. Invite a dancer to dinner and she will dress up for you, flirt with you over dinner and drinks, then take you upstairs to the VIP where you undress her for dessert.
Plus, Treasures offers the single best premium happy hour deal I know of anywhere in Vegas from 4 pm to 8 pm seven days a week. Most Vegas strip club happy hours offer a discount on domestic beers and well drinks, or a single brand of beer. You couldn’t get a Heineken or Bass, let alone a shot of Dewar’s or Maker’s Mark, at a happy hour price anywhere in Las Vegas. But now you can — at Treasures.
The deal: Domestic beers from 4 pm to 7 pm are $2; wells and imports are $3; call drinks are $4; and premium liquors are $5. Then, from 7 to 8 pm, all drinks are sold at half their regular price. Even better, Treasures is attracting a crowd for this deal, so you can expect a dozen+ of the club’s high-end dancers to go with the drinks,with more arriving every 30 to 60 minutes as you head into the night.
Admission at this premium club is $50, but there’s no reason to pay that. Arrive by the free club limo (which is free round-trip) and your admission is free, no strings attached. Call 702-257-3030 to reserve your ride, or check out the club website for packages with drink deals, dinner deals, deals for groups, etc. Couples friendly, age 21+ (Club review/ Club website)
Best Las Vegas Topless Clubs by Special Features
|Best Stage Show
|Best VIP and Private Room Prices
Play It Again Sam
|Best Lap Dance Prices||Babes ($10 before 8 pm)
Cheetahs (Two for $20 before 7 pm)
Chicas Bonitas ($10 always)
|Best Bar Food
Crazy Horse III (All-night sushi)
Spearmint Rhino (Lunch)
|Best Gourmet Food||Sapphire (Gourmet Mexican)
Treasures (Gourmet steakhouse)
Best Las Vegas Nude Clubs by Special Features
|Best Stage Show
|Best Private Dance Deal
||Fully-nude, high-mileage private-booth dances start at 3 songs for $100 with no extra bar tab|
|Best Black Dancers
|Nude with Alcohol||Palomino Club