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You guys can argue all you want. I live in Las Vegas, I go to strip clubs all the time, and these are the Las Vegas strip clubs where I’ve had the most fun—the ones I go back to over and over again.
This was not an easy list to compile. My initial intention was to list the top three clubs in first, second, and third order. Of the two dozen strip clubs in Vegas open as of the start of the year, I made a list of the top few contenders and then I got stuck. It wasn’t an apples-to-apples comparison.
The Best Las Vegas Strip Club Depends on What You’re Looking For
Different strip clubs have different features and different customers are looking for different amenities. I myself have a group of favorite strip clubs rather than a single favorite, and the one I go to depends on how I feel that particular night.
Many guys want alcoholic beverages and would consider any club without liquor a non-contender. Some guys put a high value on nudity. Some guys are looking for the best stage show. Some guys want private room shows, not just VIP rooms. Some guys put a premium on good prices—they want a lot of bang for their buck. Other guys will go anywhere they can get in at 18.
Some guys want big tits and Barbie-doll bodies, preferably with high mileage. Other guys want natural or young or black or Hispanic or Asian or JLo butts. Some guys want a party scene, other guys want elegance. One guy may want to indulge a fetish. Another guy may be looking for a club where he can take his wife or girlfriend.
Snyder’s Picks for Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs
Below you will find my picks for the top Vegas strip clubs, in random order, as of the July 4, 2016, with a brief description of why they made the cut. Read my description to find out why each one is on the list so you can pick the best club for you.
I will be updating this list regularly based on the always-in-flux Las Vegas strip club scene–the list can even change from week to week. I have recently started to hit clubs with demerits if the hustle factor is too high or if dancers are treated poorly. Click on a club’s name for a full review, price info, address, phone and special features.
There are several contenders for the “Best of” list that I will be checking out again over the coming weeks, to see whether they really make the cut.
Nude club. This is the only full-time Vegas strip club with both a full bar and completely nude dancers. So, if you want to drink booze and see pussy, simultaneously, this is the only place in town.
The dancers at Palomino are consistently beautiful and talented. The stage show here is the best in town, like a Cirque show with only the erotic parts. There’s plenty of room on the rail for a great view and extra attention from the dancers. Drink prices are a deal, with domestic draft beer priced at $6 and domestic bottled beer at $8, instead of the usual $11-$15. And the club offers plush private VIP rooms (your choice of couch or bed) with doors you can close, for nude high-contact private shows, as well as private booths with curtained doors for fully-nude private shows in the regular VIP.
Oh, and I forgot: The club also has a high-mileage topless lap dance scene.
Groups of two or more get free admission when you arrive by the club’s free round-trip limo (call 1.702.327.7258 to reserve your ride). Full club review. Couples friendly. 100+ dancers at peak hours. 21+ (Club website)
[Note: Palomino Club gets packed at peak hours and sometimes gets more calls for the club limo than they can handle.
To lock in your free limo and free admission, either arrange for pick-up a little earlier (say, 10-10:30 p.m. or earlier–the show and dancers will still be first rate) or purchase one of the club’s packages in advance. That way you also lock in a reserved VIP table for the night–a real value at this club.]
Topless club. Sapphire is known as the world’s largest gentlemen’s club, and with 300-400 dancers at peak hours it may well be.
Sapphire is a club for men who prefer their dancers beautiful, slender, long-legged and stacked. This elegant lap dance paradise is famous for its in-your-face, in-your-hands, in-your-lap lap dances not only in the VIP but also in the regular $20 laps done on the main floor. On a busy weekend night, the club is a regular bacchanal.
Sapphire features elegant private VIP rooms for groups and 1-on-1’s with a dancer. The club’s sports viewing parties are the most popular in Vegas. The parties generally include an excellent man-chow buffet, the largest high-def viewing screens in Vegas, and the best lap dances in town.
Sapphire also has the best topless pool and dayclub in Vegas (opening around May 1). This is where the Sapphire dancers work on their tans, so the scenery is more than pleasant–like a strip club in the sunshine.
Get free admission to Sapphire when you arrive by the club’s limo. The $15 limo reservation fee is waived if you buy a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or a bottle. Reserve your ride at 1 (702) 869-0003. Sapphire offers VIP packages with a drink discount at the club web site (even the basic package essentially throws in a free drink.) Full club review. Low hustle factor for a major Vegas strip club. 300-400+ dancers at peak hours. Couples friendly. 21+
Best Las Vegas Topless Clubs by Special Features
|Best Stage Show
|Best VIP and Private Room Prices
Deja Vu Showgirls
Play It Again Sam
|Best Lap Dance Prices||Babes ($10 before 8 pm)
Cheetahs ($10 before 7 pm)
Chicas Bonitas ($10 always)
|Best Bar Food
Crazy Horse III (All-night sushi)
Spearmint Rhino (Lunch)
|Best Gourmet Food||Sapphire (Gourmet Mexican)
Treasures (Gourmet steakhouse)
Best Las Vegas Nude Clubs by Special Features
|Best Stage Show
|Best Lap Dance Price
||Talk of the Town ($10 always)|
|Best Black Dancers
|Nude with Alcohol||Palomino Club
|Best Private Show Prices||Palomino Club
Talk of the Town