Posts Categorized: lap dancing

What to Wear for a Lap Dance — the Great Debate

I was sitting with a dancer at a Vegas strip club having a beer when another dancer approached. I heard her say to the dancer I’d been talking with, “That guy over there in the pink shirt is a creep.” The dancer I’d been chatting with glanced toward the guy and said, “He can’t be… Read more »

What to Do with Your Hands During a Lap Dance

Part of the fun of a lap dance in Vegas is in seeing how far you can get. You’ll have a much better time if you accept the fact that you’re not going to get to third base. But you can have tons of fun at second if you play it right. Read more …

How to Sit for a Lap Dance

One of the search terms that people are googling to find this website is “how to sit for a lap dance.” Guys, honestly, this is not something you have to worry about. The dancer knows how she wants you positioned and she’ll tell you. Sometimes, she’ll verbally instruct you: Sit back more, slide down in… Read more »

The Birth of Lap Dancing

Lap dancing was invented in the mid-70s at the Mitchell Brothers’ O’Farrell Theater in San Francisco, and I was there the week it happened. Jim and Artie Mitchell were a couple of pot-smoking, acid-tripping hippies who bought an old building in the Tenderloin and decided to convert it into a theater in 1969 for the… Read more »