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Vegas Slot Payback Percentages

Vegas Slot Payback Percentages for FY 2019 The Vegas slot payback percentage data below cover the paybacks for July 1, 2019 through June 30, 2020, so they don’t reflect much of the possible change since the Bat Plague downturn. With half of Vegas slots removed from play due to distancing requirements, the payback percentages may… Read more »

Vegas Under the Bat Plague Regime (Updated)

Bellagio Features the Worst Bat Plague Harassment in Town If what you are coming to Vegas for is the most Bat Plague harassment for the buck, Bellagio is where you want to go. Bellagio has installed those Bat Plague Plexiglas dividers on many of their gaming tables, guaranteed to concentrate any minor Bat Plague exposure… Read more »

Memorial Day After the Apocalypse

CDC Issues New Warning for Post-ScaryVirus World Monster Rats Seize Control! Restaurant closures during the ScaryVirus apocalypse have apparently led to a new form of giant super-aggressive rat, according to the CDC. “Now they could be ready to unleash a wave of ‘aggressive rodent behavior’ on an unsuspecting public as society begins to reopen.” —… Read more »

GET OUT OF THE WAY KAREN

Shutdown Lawsuits and Protests Increase A new lawsuit has been filed against the New Jersey governor’s order to lock down churches, synagogues and mosques essentially forever. And the Civil Rights Division of the DOJ has filed a statement of interest in a shutdown lawsuit in Illinois, saying “However well-intentioned they may be, the executive orders… Read more »