The annual Consumer Electronics Show (CES) will be in Las Vegas from Tuesday, January 8 through Friday January 11. If you plan to be in Vegas for CES, the best after parties will be in the gentlemen’s clubs. Here’s a quick rundown of the best bashes during CES week:
Treasures — Where Luxury Meets Debauchery
If you’re meeting with a special client, or entertaining your boss, or just hanging with a coworker you really want to impress, Treasures — the most opulent, dripping with wealth gentlemen’s club anywhere — is where you get to blow their mind about what’s possible in the Vegas strip clubs.
Treasures has its own elegant top-end steakhouse which is a great place to start your evening with dinner. But even more indulgent, you can start with drinks inside the club where the stunningly gorgeous dancers are working the floor. After sampling a few lap dances, you can invite the dancer of your choice to dine with you in the steakhouse. She’ll dress up for dinner, and when you finish with your meal and after-dinner cocktails, she’ll take you upstairs where Treasures’ plush VIP rooms are located. For dessert, you can undress her for some hands-on fun.
Check out Treasures’ website for the club’s VIP package deals that can be reserved online. If you’re from out-of-state, call the club at 702-257-3030 to reserve their free limo, which is not only free but round-trip. Why risk driving in drunken Vegas at night? Let Treasures’ free limo pick you up at your hotel or the Convention Center, and when you’re ready to leave the club, you’ll be chauffeured back to your hotel, no strings attached. The$50 admission charge is waived if you arrive by the club limo, and CES attendees will get their first drink on the house by flashing their CES badge.
Early birds will appreciate the clubs happy hour pricing. All domestic beers and well drinks are just $1 from 4 – 6 pm, and all drinks are half-price from 6 – 8 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+
Palomino Boasts Naked Girls, a Full Bar, and Friendly Drink Prices
After a long day of oohing and ahhing over new-fangled high-tech gizmos and gadgets, let the fully nude babes at Palomino Club bring you back down to earth so you can ooh and ah over some good ol’ tits and ass. Palomino is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and totally nude dancers. If you’re a drinking man and you prefer strippers who ditch their g-strings both on stage and in private VIP dances, Palomino Club is the only place in town.
High-mileage dances in the one-on-one curtained VIP booths start at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab).
Drafts are only $6 and domestic bottles are $8 for locals and out-of-towners alike — and that’s a deal in Vegas. Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984, with free admission (regularly $30) for anyone who arrives by the club transport. (When busy, the club may charge everyone $30 at the door to cover the two-drink minimum.) Check Palomino’s package deals for couples, groups and solo guys.
Palomino is also one of the best Vegas strip clubs for couples, so bring your wife, girlfriend, mistress, or all three! Nude, full bar, 21+
Porn Stars Aplenty at Sapphire’s Nightly Lap Dance Orgy
Sapphire Vegas has a bevy of XXX stars scheduled for CES week. If you arrive the day before CES officially starts, Christiana Cinn will be the featured entertainer on Monday, January 7. On Tuesday, January 8, Brett Rossi (yes, Charlie Sheen’s ex-fiancée!) will be in the house. On the last day of CES, Friday, January 11, porn sweetheart Pepper Hart will be featured. And if you stay in Vegas for the weekend, on Saturday, January 12, Emily Addison will be on hand for fun.
All of the porn babes start their stage shows at 11:30 pm, and when they’re not on stage, they’re available for private shows in Sapphire’s VIP rooms. Check out Sapphire’s porn star package deals online here.
If you’re not up to committing to a date with a porn star, but you are interested in participating in Sapphire’s all-night lap dance orgy, get the solo-guy package deal for $65 (includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot). Group and bottle packages are also available through that link. All package deals include a drink discount, free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at one of the most elegant gentlemen’s club’s in the world. If you arrive by cab or rideshare, the admission fee will be $50, so call for the free limo and ask for the Tesla! Topless, full bar, 21+
Little Darlings Is All Nude All the Time
If you’re not a booze hound, and you prefer your dancers to be young and totally nude, Little Darlings has an exceptional crew of cuties who get naked on stage and in the private dances. Since there’s no alcohol served, dancers and customers only have to be 18+.
Little D’s is the only strip club in Vegas where even the $20 lap dances are done in private one-on-one booths away from the main floor. The high-mileage VIP dances start at $125 for 15 minutes (with no extra bar tab), and if you check out TVO’s best private dance deals in Vegas, that’s a better VIP dance price than you’ll find in any of the major topless clubs in this town (and at Little D’s the dancers wear nothing but their platform shoes).
Admission is $15 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo. (So you’re losing $20 in addition to the cab fare if you don’t go for the free limo.)
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. There’s also a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at Little Darlings’ website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Three Hours of FREE Drinks Every Night at Deja Vu Showgirls
If you’re tired of the high drink prices in so many of the Vegas strip clubs, Deja Vu Showgirls wants to relieve you of that disappointment with three hours (6 – 9 pm) of FREE drinks (all domestics and wells) every single night.
On top of that deal — which is unmatched by any other gentlemen’s club in this town — you can also get in FREE if you arrive in the complimentary club limo. But wait, if you accept their free limo transport offer, they’ll also comp you another free drink when the open bar ends!
Deja Vu Showgirls was chosen the best national chain of gentlemen’s clubs at the recent Exotic Dancer Expo Awards. See why we also list them among the Best Vegas Strip Clubs.
Cover is $45 if you arrive by cab or rideshare, so be smart and don’t do that! Call (702) 308-4605 for free limo transport (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118).
Deja Vu has the best private VIP dance prices of all Vegas topless clubs. And they have private bedrooms with a door you can close for max privacy with the dancer you choose for high-mileage fun. Check out Deja Vu’s VIP package deals for groups and couples. Topless, full bar, 21+
Fetish Babe Rubber Doll at Hustler Club
Hustler Club is featuring fetish queen Rubber Doll four nights running, from Jan 8 – 11 and CES attendees can get in free with their CES badge (just don’t arrive via cab). Rubber Doll will be doing two stage shows each night after 11 pm. Admission is $50 if you arrive by cab or rideshare. Topless, full bar, 21+
Geek-themed Party at Crazy Horse III
On Thursday, January 9, Crazy Horse III is advertising a “geek-themed party.” I’m not sure exactly what that means, but if you flash your CES badge at any time during CES (Jan 8-11), you’ll get a free drink. Topless, full bar, 21+
Free Drink at Cheetahs with Your CES Badge
Flash your CES badge or pass at Cheetahs and your first drink is on the house. Topless, full bar, 21+