I’ve already got my New Year’s resolution: Scrape together all the money I haven’t blown on Christmas and get Krystal into a VIP room at Palomino (a fully-nude Las Vegas strip club).
Knockout blonde Krystal has been chosen as TVO’s January 2018 Dancer of the Month.
What can I say about this girl other than that she’s movie-star beautiful and has the stretched-out athletic body of an Olympic gymnast?
If you’re anything like me, when you see Krystal dance on stage — and like all the dancers at Palomino, she gets totally naked on stage — the only thought in your mind will be: What must this girl be like in bed?
Luckily, Palomino has a theme room they call “The Bedroom,” because it’s equipped with a full-size bed where you can stretch out with the nude dancer of your choice. Looks like 2018 is shaping up to be a good year.