The Hottest Fight Card in UFC History
Combat sports are better with babes in your lap, and UFC 214, scheduled for Saturday, July 29th, will likely mean some of the best viewing parties the Vegas strip clubs have ever seen.
One big reason why MMA fans are already calling UFC 214 one of the top UFC cards ever is Jon Jones, one of the most dominating fighters the sport has ever seen. His 22-1 record is marred by a single loss by disqualification back in 2009 for illegal use of an elbow. No fighter has ever actually beaten Jones in the cage.
Jones won his first matchup with Cormier in 2015 (by unanimous decision), but was stripped of the title when he failed a drug test. Jones has been itching to get his title back since.
Jones, the all-time Light Heavyweight champ in terms of successful title defenses, was scheduled to fight Cormier in UFC 197, but Cormier pulled out due to an injury. He was rescheduled to fight Cormier last year in UFC 200, but once again Jones failed a drug test and was suspended. Now, he’s finally getting his shot at the title again.
This is going to be a huge event in Vegas. It’s not too early to start planning your trip and making reservations. As always, get your bets down in any casino sports book, then plan to watch the fights where you have easy access to topless girls to soothe your adrenalin-rushing nerves.
In addition to the long-awaited Cormier vs Jones rematch for the Light Heavyweight title, two other title fights are on the card. Cris Cyborg will be battling it out versus Tonya Evinger for the women’s Featherweight title. Cyborg is riding an 18-fight undefeated streak. And Tyrone Woodley will be defending his Welterweight title against Demian Maia. The preliminary bouts also contain multiple top contenders and leading prospects. This should be a wild night.
So far, three of the best Vegas strip clubs have announced UFC 214 viewing parties.
Free Admission and a 4-hour Open Bar
Deja Vu Showgirls’ viewing party is a terrific deal. The PPV price if you watch the fights at home is $59.99. But if you arrive at Deja Vu via the club’s free limo, you’ll get free admission and a 4-hour open bar (domestics and wells) from 6 – 10 pm.
By the time the main event ends, you should be ready to let one of Deja Vu’s delectable dancers seduce you into a private bedroom dance for some one-on-one physical fun. Private-bedroom dances at Deja Vu start at $150 for 15 minutes, or only $10 more than most Vegas clubs charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP.
Cover is $10 cover for locals, $20 for out-of-towners who don’t arrive by the free club limo. If you arrive by cab, Lyft or Uber, the cover is $45. Other package deals are available for couples and groups of any size. Call 702-308-4605 or text SGLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. Topless, full bar, 21+
The Best Man-Chow Buffet in Vegas, Best HD Monitors, and Great Package Deals
If you’re looking for luxury, you will be interested in the fight viewing party at Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club. I expect their 300-seat Showroom to sell out for this event, so don’t wait to make your reservation.
This party will feature the best buffet spread in town – usually barbecue, gourmet Mexican, sushi, hors d’oeuvres, salads, something primavera, mac’n’cheese, and an array of dessert tables like a small bakery, all served at the proper temperature by a professional catering staff.
You’ll find multiple package deals available online for out-of-towners, starting at $35. The best deal in my opinion is the $65 package that include free transportation, free admission, reserved seating, a $50 drink card, and the buffet. The club also raffles off lots of prizes—everything from Sapphire t-shirts to HD TVs and even “dance dollars” for fun with their 400+ topless girls. After the fights are over, you can exit the Showroom into the main club (and the world’s best lap dance orgy) for free.
The admission price for locals is $20 (buffet is $15 more). Starts 6 pm. Age 21+. Full Bar. Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo–$15 reservation fee waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle or get a package.
Crazy Horse 3’s Drink Discount
Crazy Horse III’s $50 package includes transportation, free entry, reserved seating, free pizza, and a $60 drink card. Topless, full bar, 21+