Friday, March 30
Palomino Club — The Only Vegas Nude Club with a Full Bar
♦ Palomino is the Vegas nude club for all the guys who think pussy is beautiful and shouldn’t be covered up when you’re drinking and partying with beautiful strippers.
The fully-nude stage show here is dazzling, with multiple dancers on multiple stages getting naked, doing sizzling leg-spreading floor work, and flying around the stripper poles. Think 135+ 8s, 9s and 10s putting on an erotic circus.
And the best part about Palomino’s full-nude policy is that the dancers get naked not only on stage but in the club’s curtained VIP booths and private bedrooms. Fully-nude high-mileage private-booth dances start at three songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab required).
Drink prices here are a friendly $6 for drafts and $8 for bottles, even for out-of-state guests. That’s roughly half what most Vegas topless clubs charge. And groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.
Note: This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights and gets to standing-room only at peak weekend hours, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Palomino is also an ideal strip club night out for couples, so bring your wife or girlfriend. Nude, full bar, 21+
Four-hour Open Bar at Deja Vu Vegas
Shelby Sparks at Deja Vu Vegas
♦ Topless Deja Vu Vegas has the perfect start for your Vegas strip club adventures with a four-hour open bar (domestics and wells) from 6 to 10 pm every night of the week!
Plus, if you arrive at Deja Vu by the free club limo, you’ll also get free admission (a $45 savings) and a free drink ticket for after the open bar closes. The free booze and free admission make Deja Vu one of our top Vegas strip club picks even on a tight budget.
Kick back and flirt with the girls as you enjoy the stage dancers and some of the highest-mileage lap dances in Vegas. And if you have a bit more money to splurge, private bedroom dances here start at only $150 for 15 minutes, or about what you’d pay at other Vegas topless clubs for the group VIP. The rooms are furnished with your choice of comfy sofa or even comfier full-sized bed and have an actual door you can close behind you.
Call for the club’s free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118) to get free admission and a free drink. Otherwise, admission is $10 for locals, $20 for out-of-staters, or $45 if you arrive by cab, Uber, or commercial limo — so don’t take a cab! Or check out the club’s packages for couples and groups. Topless, full bar, 21+
Porn Sweetheart Shay Evans Leads the Babe Bacchanal at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire, Las Vegas’ largest gentlemen’s club, is known worldwide for its over-the-top lap dance orgy, with uncountable hundreds of stacked and stunning women in skimpy lingerie ready to slink out of their tops to fulfill your hands-on fantasies.
Plus, tonight the club will be featuring porn star Shay (tits-to-die-for) Evans, and even she will be available for hands-on fun in Sapphire’s VIP. See our post Busty Porn Goddesses Coming to Sapphire Easter Weekend for complete info.
Step One to getting alone with Shay is to reserve a seat at her private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135 online here. That’ll get you first flirting privileges. Or get a solo package starting at $65 (group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link.) All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant strip club in Vegas.
We recommend a package at this club on weekends because, without one, it may be impossible to find a place to sit down.
Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003 (the reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a 2 for the price of 1 drink ticket). Topless, full bar 21+
Stormy Daniels Look-a-Like Contest at Centerfolds Cabaret
♦ Vegas’ Centerfolds Cabaret is having a Stormy Daniels Look-a-Like Contest tonight with $5,000 in cash and prizes. Topless, full bar 21+
Saturday, March 31
Midget Madness Wrestling at Little Darlings
♦ Tonight at Little Darling Las Vegas it’s Micro Midget Wrestling. There’s nothing quite like midgets beating each other up for reminding you that Easter’s on its way. Expect the wrestling show to start sometime after 11 pm. This is a comedy show and you should expect a full house and wild party.
It’s also Theme Night at Little D’s, so from 11 pm till 2 am (when the wrestling show is not in progress) the dancers will be coming out on stage in costumes and doing real striptease. It’s like watching a college cheerleading squad dance its way out of Little Bo Peep and Wonder Woman outfits.
Little D’s is a nude club so the dancers take it all off, including their g-strings, both on stage and in private dances in the club’s VIP booths and private bedrooms. Even $20 lap dances take place fully nude in a private booth. And private bedroom dances here start at only 15 minutes for $125 (best price in town). Check our Vegas strip club VIP price guide to see how good this deal is and imagine all the positions you can get into with a beautiful naked dancer on a full-sized bed.
Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in the free club limo.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You can also find a good package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club website. Six minutes with a hot naked girl are always better than three. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Penthouse Pet Kagney Linn Karter Will Be Purring at Sapphire Tonight
♦ Sapphire is featuring busty blonde bombshell and Penthouse Pet Kagney Linn Karter tonight. The scrumptious star of XXX flick Rack-tastic will start her stage sets around 11:30. Get there early for a good seat.
Better yet, reserve a seat at Kagney’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135 online here. Other porn star packages are also available through that link. See our announcement last week for complete info about Kagney Linn’s Saturday night performance.
If you want to play it by ear, get a solo guest package starting at $65 and immerse yourself in Sapphire’s ocean of stacked and uninhibited lap dancers (you’ll also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link). All packages include a drink discount, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and host service. Any package is worth it for the reserved table alone because otherwise it may be impossible to find a seat, and who wants to be at a lap dance orgy without a lap?
Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+
You may also be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn babe calendar through Memorial Day weekend. We update that page weekly.
Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ The Sapphire Comedy Hour takes place every Saturday night starting at 8 pm. Every show features standup comics, the classiest magic act in town (MonDre), and sexy burlesque sweetheart Kalani Kokonuts. If you’ve been trying to get your wife or girlfriend into a Vegas topless club, this is the ticket. When the comedy show is over, you exit right into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $45 admission) for no extra charge. Come for the comics. Stay for the topless babes.
General admission is $20, or $65 with an open bar for the comedy show. Doors open at 7 pm and a dinner option (excellent gourmet Mexican) is also available. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
Sunday, April 1 — Easter Sunday
Little Darlings’ BBW Contest
♦ Little Darlings is having a BBW contest tonight with $1000 in cash and prizes. If you are a fan of BIG BIG women, see Full Nude BBW Contest Coming to Little Darlings.
Expect a packed club and a young crowd that has shown up to party.
At Little D’s, the dancers take it all off, including their g-strings, both on stage and in private dances in the club’s VIP booths and private bedrooms. Even $20 lap dances take place in a private booth at this club and are fully nude.
Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in the free club limo.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You can check for future special events at the club website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Adult Easter Egg Hunt at Hustler Club
♦ The Vegas Hustler Club is having an Easter egg hunt with prizes including bottle service. Locals free with Vu Card. $50 out-of-state. Topless, full bar, 21+
Comedy at Centerfolds Cabaret
♦ Centerfolds Cabaret has a free standup comedy show every Sunday afternoon from 5 – 6 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+
Burly-Q Revue at Double Down Saloon
♦ The Burly-Q Revue is celebrating its two-year anniversary at the Double Down Saloon with emcee Miss Miranda Glamour. Think local amateurs peeling it off down to pasties and reviving the art of traditional striptease. Featured performers include Neon, Pistol Holliday, Sweetie Bird, and Salem Embers, with live music by ’70s band Johnny Zig and the Force.
The Double Down Saloon is a popular locals’ bar. Check out their ass juice and bacon martini, both locals’ favorites. The bar is located at 4640 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. No cover charge. Full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
