According to the Mirror (UK), Europe’s first blowjob cafe will be opening later this year in Geneva, Switzerland. This business model has proven popular in Thailand the past few years, and Facegirl – the Swiss escort agency that will be operating the cafe – apparently believes that European men would also appreciate the fast-food approach to getting a quickie.
Customers would pick their prostitutes from photos on an iPad and would be serviced while sitting at the bar. By the time you finish your coffee, you can zip and go.
Prostitution is legal in Switzerland, as it is in Nevada, with prostitutes requiring government permits, so this is a legit business. The cost of the oral service will be 60 Swiss francs ($61.25), plus $5 for the coffee.
According to International Business Times, there is political opposition to this business, with some attempting to halt the licensing before the cafe opens. Others complain that allowing customers to choose prostitutes from an iPad “would effectively decriminalize pimping.” Prostitution is legal in Switzerland, but pimping is not.
But I don’t get the argument. Switzerland has lots of legal brothels. If a customer picked a girl in a brothel from an iPad gallery, instead of from the lineup, would that be breaking some kind of anti-pimping law?
We don’t have blowjob cafes yet in Nevada, but we’ve got escorts and brothels where you can pick a girl from your iPad and even make an appointment. If a brothel is legal, what would an iPad gallery lineup have to do with pimping?
According to the Daily Mail (UK), Switzerland already has “drive-thru” brothels that have been in successful operation for two years. Customers pull into a covered stall, the girl comes to the car window and negotiates the price, then she gets into the customer’s car to perform the service.
She exits the car and he drives away, never having left his vehicle. These drive-thru sex businesses have become so popular in the country that the government has an official road sign (see pic) to alert the horny traveler when there’s a Stop-and-Bop station.
If the blowjob cafe project is successful, Zip-and-Go cafes may start popping up all over Europe, as prostitution is legal in most European countries.
