Fight Night in the Vegas Strip Clubs: UFC 214 Cormier vs Jones 2

Every Vegas strip club that screens UFC 214 will be packed, as will every sports bar and casino sports book in town. MMA superstar Jon Jones is finally back and the world wants to see him rage in the cage again.

The Vegas bookies now have Jones as a -250 favorite in his rematch with Daniel Cormier for the UFC Light Heavyweight title, with Cormier a +230 underdog. 

Here’s my professional betting analysis:

The one sure thing about this bet is if you instead spend $150 in one of Deja Vu’s private bedrooms or Sapphire’s VIP, with any one of their stacked topless dancers, you’d get 10-15 minutes of titty heaven regardless of who wins the damn fight. As a professional gambler of many decades experience, my advice is to go to a strip club where you can watch the fight, but put your money down on one of the girls, the only bet you can’t lose.

The fight is this Saturday night, July 29, so make your reservations now. These are the Vegas strip clubs that will be screening the fight: 

Deja Vu Showgirls Offers Free Admission and a 4-hour Open Bar

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer Jade

Jade Dances at Deja Vu Showgirls

Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas is again offering free admission to all who arrive by their free club limo, plus a four-hour open bar (6 – 10 pm) for all wells and domestics.

If you watch UFC 214 at home, the PPV price is $59.99. So, take the free limo to Deja Vu and get free admission plus the 4-hour open bar and start out the evening $60 ahead.

When the fight’s over, let one of Deja Vu’s delectable dancers lure you into a private one-on-one bedroom dance for some physical fun. Private-bedroom dances at Deja Vu start at $150 for 15 minutes, or only $10 more than most Vegas clubs charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP.

Cover is $10 for locals, $20 for out-of-towners who don’t arrive by the free club limo.  If you arrive by cab, Lyft or Uber, or any other limo but the club’s, the cover is $45.  Other package deals for couples and groups of any size are also available. Call 702-308-4605 or text SGLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. Topless, full bar, 21+

Dollar Dances Are Back at Sapphire, Plus Lavish Buffet & MMA Fighter Keith Berry

Sapphire Las Vegas Dancer

Kimber is a Sapphire Gem

For this event, Sapphire is bringing back its notorious dollar dance tsunami. During the break between the co-main event and the main event, the club sends 100+ topless babes into the Showroom to provide 30-second lap dances for a buck each. This is not just pretty girls plunking down in your lap—these are topless in-your-face, in-your-hands, in-your-lap 30-second lap dances.

This is a great opportunity to sample the wares of a lot of Sapphire dancers for later in the evening. You want to be ready with a fistful of singles when the fun starts. If you’ve never experienced dollar dances at Sapphire — a staple during MNF season — you can read about them in The Best Lap Dance in Vegas.

The 300-seat Showroom at Sapphire will likely sell out for this event, so don’t wait to make your reservation. This club always has the best buffet spread in town –  barbecue, gourmet Mexican, sushi, hors d’oeuvres, salads, something primavera, mac’n’cheese, and an array of desserts, all served at the proper temperature by a professional catering staff. MMA fighter Keith Berry will be hosting the party.

You’ll find Sapphire’s package deals for singles, couples and groups starting at $35. The best deal in my opinion is the $65 package that include free transportation, free admission, reserved seating, a $50 drink card, and the buffet.  The club also raffles off lots of prizes—everything from Sapphire t-shirts to HD TVs and even “dance dollars” for fun with their 400+ topless girls. After the fights, you can exit the Showroom into the main club (and the world’s best lap dance orgy) for free.

The admission price for locals is $20 (buffet is $15 more). Starts 6 pm. Age 21+. Full Bar. You can also call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo–$15 reservation fee waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle or get a package.

Free PBRs and Open Well Bar at Hustler

Vegas Hustler Club will have free PBRs and an open well bar until 8 pm. $50 admission for out-of-state. Topless, full bar, 21+

Crazy Horse III’s Free Pizza and Drink Discount Deal

Crazy Horse III  has a $50 package that includes transportation, free entry, reserved seating, free pizza, and a $60 drink card. Topless, full bar, 21+

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