Serenity at Little Darlings
Photo by Hew Burney
If you’re a pussy man who likes to save money, you can get free admission to Las Vegas’ best nude clubs if you know the right times to go.
As a general rule, you can get free admission to Las Vegas topless clubs by arriving either in your own transportation or by calling for a strip club’s free limo. But at Vegas strip clubs where the dancers get fully nude, there is usually an admission fee or cover charge. Here are the exceptions.
Free Admission at Little Darlings Vegas
Every Wednesday night is College Night at Little Darlings, a Vegas nude club that admits guests at age 18+. That means on Wednesday nights, your admission fee will be waived if you can show a college ID at the door. That applies to both locals and out-of-state guests. You must arrive by your own transportation or the free club limo to get in free (call 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride).
That’s a $15 savings on admission. If you arrive by cab, Uber, Lyft or any limo other than the club’s free limo, the admission fee is $35.
Plus, Monday nights at Little Darlings are Locals Night, which means anyone with a Nevada ID can get in for free, all day and all night. Again, you must arrive by your own transportation or the free club limo to get free admission.
If you’re an early bird, Little Darlings has a Day Shift Special with free admission for everyone on Mondays through Saturdays from 11 am till 6 pm. Hookahs are free then too.
Little Darlings doesn’t serve alcohol, but if you can live without booze, their Day Shift Special is a great deal. The club always has a day shift crew of cute dancers, even $20 lap dances are fully nude and take place in a private booth, and nobody’s going to be trying to hustle you for overpriced booze. Fountain drinks — Coke, ice tea, fruit punch, etc. — are just $4. Bottled drinks are just $6. Slushies are $12. And you can get fresh coconut milk, served in the shell, for $15.
Check out the club website for other deals, including package deals that include a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon.
Free Admission at Palomino Club
Renee Dances at Palomino Club
Palomino Club, the only Vegas nude club with a full bar, is always free for locals (just don’t arrive in a cab). And everyone, including out of state guests, can get free admission at Palomino before 8 pm (the club opens at 4 pm) as long as you don’t arrive by cab, Uber, Lyft or any limos other than the club limo.
By 8 pm, the club will generally have a dozen dancers in the club, with more arriving every half hour or so. That means you’ll constantly see new dancers on stage and available for private dances or quality flirtation time. There are no second-tier dancers at this club in the early hours. Every dancer looks like she might have just stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog.
The club will be getting crowded by 9-10 pm, depending on the night.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip transportation, in addition to having their admission fees waived, by arriving in the club’s complimentary limo. Just call 702-642-2984 to reserve your ride. After 8 pm, you will likely be charged a $30 cover (you each get two drink tickets for that). Check out our club review for more deals for groups and solo guys. There are also half-price bottle package deals available before 8 pm on the club website.
Palomino has excellent drink prices for both locals and out-of-staters, starting with $6 drafts and $8 bottles every night. And high-mileage, fully-nude private-booth dances start at just three songs for $100 with no added booze charge — one of the best deals you’ll find in our best Vegas strip club VIP prices & privacy guide.
If Palomino is charging $30 for 2 drinks to let you in the door, even for locals, I feel like that should be mentioned in this article. Maybe if they limited it to specific days it would be easier to navigate, but just saying “when it’s crowded” makes it impossible to know if you’ll be charged that ahead of time.
Jay, if you show up in a nice sports coat and slacks, you may not be charged. Also, you won’t be charged a cover before 8 pm. But after 8 pm, you will probably be charged.