The 2017 Monday Night Football season has begun. As in prior years, the best MNF viewing parties are in the Vegas strip clubs. I’m not exaggerating. The MNF parties in the Vegas strip clubs get bigger crowds than the casino sportsbook parties. Why? Because strip clubs have hot topless babes you can get into your lap to calm you down when the gridiron excitement gets to be too much.
As in prior years, the MNF kickoff game drew a monster crowd to Sapphire, especially for the second game of the double header, after locals got off work. The Showroom reached max capacity and the main room had hundreds too. There were about 100 dancers in the club for the second game’s halftime dollar dance tsunami.
Sapphire owned the second week of MNF football as well. Crowds were light everywhere for the second week because the weekend crowd for Mexican Independence Day was huge and they tend not to stay for Monday Night Football. But Sapphire had a hundred guys in the showroom and more out in the main room. Again there were 100+ dancers in the club.
The catered buffet in the Sapphire Showroom for the second week game included chicken Marsala, tri-tip, wings, hot dogs, mac ‘n cheese, sauteed veggies, and salad, all served at the proper temperature by a professional serving staff, with donuts and pastries for dessert.
But there are also some other good MNF plays in the Vegas strip clubs. After you get your bets down in whatever sports book is most convenient, here are the clubs where you can watch the games with way better scenery than you’ll find in any casino.
MNF Halftime Dollar Lap Dance Tsunami at Sapphire
All MNF & Thursday game parties for the rest of the season are $20 and in the Showroom, with its three gigantic HD screens as well as smaller monitors wrapping around the room. MNF packages include two drinks, a buffet (see above), and the club’s famous halftime dollar-dance tsunami, when their topless beauties swarm into the Showroom to provide full-contact, titties-in-your-face, 30-second lap dances. Bring a wad of ones and you’ll have a ball.
There were roughly 100 dancers in the club for the second week of Monday Night Football and about 100 guys, which means we all had girls in our laps throughout halftime. Paradise! Usually there will be 200-300 guys.
Thursday night football packages include an open hosted bar for the first half of the game and halftime dollar dances.
You can also get a MNF season pass here for $150 that gets you the MNF package for 17 regular-season games plus a free ticket to Sapphire’s Super Bowl party, which is usually $75 all by itself.
Reserve your package through the link above or call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo. Do not take a cab, Uber, Lyft or casino limo or you will pay $45 cover. I’d recommend reserving early as the club Showroom often reaches capacity for these parties on Monday nights.
Free Admission, Free Buffet at Palomino Club
There were a dozen first-rate dancers in the club for Palomino Club’s second week MNF party but only a handful of customers. The club got around 50 guys for their MNF parties last year, and I expect the crowd to pick up again this year. The regular evening crowd starts arriving around 8 pm, with a lot more dancers.
Palomino Club is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and fully nude dancers.
There’s no cover charge for the Monday Night Football party if you arrive in your own car or by the free club limo (available to parties of two or more), plus there’s a free buffet every week. Last year the Hawaiian MNF buffet was meatballs in gravy, fried saimin noodles, garlic fried chicken, teriyaki chicken and Kalbi ribs. This year the club will be rotating between the Hawaiian buffet, Mexican, barbecue and sushi.
Drink specials include $5 drafts, $7 well shots, $25 pitchers, $30 domestic buckets, $35 import buckets.
But the best feature of Palomino’s bash is that their knockout-gorgeous dancers continue to get naked on stage throughout the games. Again, no cover unless you arrive by cab, Uber, Lyft, or casino house limo, in which case you’ll pay $30 cover. Call for the club transport at 702-327-7258 (back-up number: 702-642-2984). You might also want to check out the club website for their new “Pre-Game Package,” which includes two 375 ml bottles, limo transport, a line pass and reserved VIP seating for $150.
Vegas Strip Club MNF Open Bar
Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas opens their doors at 5:30 pm on MNF Mondays (instead of their regular 6 pm open).
More important, Deja Vu is running its usual nightly open bar (domestics and wells), but extending it all the way to midnight every Monday. That’s unlimited free booze throughout the games and beyond.
There will also be free food. Last year they sometimes had pizza and sometimes had a free taco stand set up outside the front door, depending on the crowd. The delicious custom-order tacos were fresh made on the spot, so I’m hoping for big crowds like they’ve been getting on $2 Tuesdays.
Cover is $20 for both locals and out-of-state. Do not arrive via cab, Uber, Lyft, or casino limo or you will pay a $45 entry fee. If you don’t have wheels, call for the free club limo at (702) 308-4605. There were only a few guys for the second week’s game and a handful of dancers. I expect more guys in the club the rest of the season if locals adjust to the new $20 cover for MNF (it used to be $10 for locals).
More Monday Night Football Drink and Food Deals in the Vegas Strip Clubs
Crazy Horse 3 is screening all MNF games with 4/$20 beer buckets and free pizza. Locals free. $50 package is available for out-of-state as per last year. They had a handful of guys and a few dancers in the club for the second week game. Topless, full bar, 21+
Cheetahs screens MNF games and offers 3/$10 shots. There were a few guys and dancers in the club the second week. Game on with no sound. Topless, full bar, 21+
Centerfolds Cabaret offers free hot dogs for MNF games. There were a handful of dancers and guys in the club for the second week game. Topless, full bar, 21+
Treasures has a buffet with dogs, pasta, pizza, subs, potato salad, mac & cheese, chips & salsa. Beer $1 from 4 to 6, then 2-for-1 drinks after or buckets $12/5. Game is focal, raffles. Good crowd. Free to everyone. Topless, full bar, 21+
Hustler is free for locals (with Vu card, which is $10 and lasts forever), $40 for non-locals. PBR and well drinks free till 8 pm, other beers $1, calls $2, premiums $4. No free food. Games on and a reasonable crowd. Topless, full bar, 21+Play It Again Sam had game on in back room with sound, or in main room without sound. Free chips and salsa. Topless, full bar, 21+