Yes, You Can Get a High-Mileage Lap Dance in a Vegas Nude Club
It’s a simple fact that lap dances in the Vegas topless clubs tend to be higher mileage than in the nude clubs. The main reason is that dancers in the nude clubs tend to be younger.
Another reason, in my opinion, is that men who go to nude clubs tend to be more obsessed with pussy than tits, so the demand for high mileage is lower, and the dancers tend to focus more on entertaining men with leg spreads on stage rather than with pushing their titties in their faces during a lap dance.
But what if you want both high mileage and pussy? Does full nudity in a strip club mean that you must be mileage bereft? No. There are plenty of dancers in the nude clubs willing to let a customers’ hands wander during a lap dance.
How do you find them? Open your eyes. You can often judge a dancer’s predilection for giving high-mileage dances just by paying attention to her stage show.
Consider a Dancer’s Stage Act an Audition for a Lap Dance
The dancers who offer the best high-mileage dances are the dancers who actually enjoy high-mileage dancing. For some it’s a power trip. For some it’s a rebellion against some miserably restrictive childhood. For some it’s an art form—they’re sacred goddesses offering themselves to the world. For some, it’s a way to make more money.
A dancer’s stage act is one of the best indicators of how comfortable a dancer is with contact with customers. A dancer who always keeps a distance from the guys on the rail while she’s on stage is more likely to keep a distance during lap dances. But dancers who routinely take tips from customers’ mouths with their breasts, or who take a customer’s hands and place them on their breasts, or who put their ankles on a guy’s shoulders to give him a close-up view, are trying to tell you that they have a loose attitude about getting touchy-feely with customers during lap dances. Take a hint. These dancers are using their stage acts for advertising.
And just because a dancer doesn’t attack the front row with her tits doesn’t mean she won’t give a high-mileage lap dance. Dancers who touch their own bodies during their stage dances are also advertising. They’re giving a demonstration of what it would be like to touch them, and they’re saying that they are not all hung up on social norms.
Sometimes you’ll be so attracted to a dancer on stage that you’re compelled to get a lap dance from her even if all she did was faraway pole work and center stage gymnastics. She’s just your perfect body type, you love her attitude, her confidence, her innocence, the way she moves, her playfulness, the way she smiled at you when you tipped her.
When I see a dancer like this, I’ll get the lap dance fully aware that it may be nothing but an air dance. A dancer who captures your imagination like this will always be an enjoyment. If you really want to have fun with a dancer like this, tell her you just want an air dance, no touching. Tell her not to take her clothes off right away, to go slowly. Tell her she’s so beautiful you just want her to tease you mercilessly.
Then after that dance, say, “Are you available for a dance with touching?”
Choose a Dancer Who Offers You a High-Mileage Dance
I was at a club recently that is not known for its mileage. But one dancer sat down at my table, took my hand and placed it on her breast and squeezed. It was clear what she was offering.
If you agree to a dance with a dancer who openly offers high mileage, my experience is that the dancer will deliver on her end of the deal.
Choose a Nude Club with a High Mileage Culture
Not all nude clubs have a low-mileage club culture, at least not in Las Vegas.
Here, you will find that Palomino Club (club review / club website), has a high-mileage lap dance scene comparable to any of the topless clubs. In fact, the club openly advertises on its website that gentlemen are not required to sit on their hands during private shows.
And Club Lacy’s (review) is a Vegas black nude club that is like a high-mileage party whether you pay for private dances or not.
If you’re looking for high mileage at a nude club in Las Vegas, your best bet is probably just to head to one of these clubs.
Private Room Dances Tend to Mean High Mileage
Instead of just asking a dancer for a $20 lap dance, invest in one of the club’s VIP offerings, especially if you’re in a club that offers private-room dances. Private shows can be surprisingly affordable in Vegas (see The Best Vegas Strip Club Private Rooms for details) and the privacy tends to help both parties relax.
The extra money won’t guarantee high mileage but it will insure that you’ll get the best private show this dancer has to offer. All dancers try to cultivate “regulars”—guys who come to the club often and always seek them out. The dancers who make the most money are usually the dancers who have the biggest string of regulars. Generosity makes you someone worth cultivating.
And the extra time you spend together in a VIP dance tends to lead naturally to more intimacy. Even 15 minutes together gives a dancer more time to trust you and to get turned on herself.
Gambling on Blind Laps
Unfortunately, you sometimes have to make a lap dance decision without having seen a dancer performing on stage or in another guy’s lap, and without an explicit offer of touching for a certain fee. This is a time you may have to gamble.
There’s an angel in a g-string standing in front of you saying “Would you like a dance?” and you’ve never seen her before. What do you do?
If touching a dancer’s breasts is the main thing you’re looking for in a lap dance, you can 1) ask if it will be allowed, or 2) stick to the dancers you know or whom you’ve seen advertising on stage.
But if you’ve decided to gamble on a blind lap, and you’re hoping for high mileage, here are some of the methods that increase the odds, at least in Vegas.
There’s Nobody Who Couldn’t Use a Compliment
Think for a second how much time, energy and money the dancers spend designing and fixing their hair, their makeup, their outfits, and their bodies. Tell a dancer how much you like her dancing, her hair, her cute outfit. Compliment her on her body and fitness. She’s a woman. It has an impact. Say complimentary things you’d never say to a girl on a first date in your real life, and observe how it starts a connection.
Let the Dancer Take Charge and You’ll Often Be Surprised
Never be physically aggressive with a dancer who seems shy. Let her decide what the level of contact will be. A dancer will steer you to her comfort level and you’ll often be surprised by how far she’ll go.
I once had a 3/$100 blind lap in a VIP private room at a Vegas nude club and the dancer, who had seemed shy at first, started lightly brushing her nipples over my face. After she had done this for a minute or two, she suddenly backed up, looked me in the eye and said, “Dammit, would you please suck my titties!”
I can personally attest that you can have a lot of fun even with the youngest dancers who start out seeming most shy. The shy girls often turn into tigers if you just let them take their time.
Still, the most important thing to keep in mind is that lap dancing is an art form, and mileage may not always be the most important part of it. You’re having a three-minute relationship with a beautiful human being. That’s what counts.
Clubs with the Best Odds of High Contact Lap Dances
If physical contact is your preferred pleasure in a strip club, you may be interested in the Vegas topless clubs with a long tradition of high mileage. See Vegas Strip Club Mileage for our list of clubs that offer the best odds of getting to second base.