Friday, September 2
Sapphire – The World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club & Babe Bacchanal
If you’ve had a rough day (rough week, rough month), and especially if you haven’t had enough titties in your immediate vicinity (and most men suffer from breast deprivation occasionally), Sapphire (club review / club website) is where you go when tits are the only thing that will lift your spirits.
At peak hours, more than 400 dancers are on the floor, looking for guys who want them to take their tops off and get in their faces, hands and laps. All it takes is a twenty. But don’t stop there. 400 girls means 800 breasts and so far you’ve sampled only two of them. Bring a wad of twenties and make up for lost time. It’s Vegas, baby. Isn’t this what you’re here for?
If you prefer a specific type of girl – long blond-haired honey, steamy olive-skinned senorita, big booty urban lass, whatever gets you off – just talk to one of the club’s hosts and he’ll do his best to steer your type to your table. Sapphire has a club policy of treating all guests like VIPs. (You’re not required to tip hosts for taking care of you, but a tip is always appreciated.)
In Your Lap Tonight – Porn Queen Christiana Cinn
Christiana Cinn will be featured live on stage at Sapphire tonight. She’ll also be available for one-on-one private shows in Sapphire’s VIP room. When is the last time you had a porn star topless in your lap? Tonight could be the night.
You can reserve your place at Christiana’s private table (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, and if you’d like an unforgettable only-in-Vegas experience, you can even reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with Christiana in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600, online here.
Other package deals are available as well, all of which include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, free admission and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town. For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.
If you’re going mainly for the lap dances, the VIP65 package for solo guys and packages for couples/groups (available here) get you not only the amenities above, but also extra value on drinks and a reserved table – very important at this club, where it can be hard to find a place to sit down on the weekends.
You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)
The Sapphire Pool and Day Club – Like a Strip Club in the Sunshine
There is no other pool in Vegas (or anywhere else) like the Sapphire topless pool. That’s because the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website) is where the Sapphire dancers come to party and flirt and work on their tans – it’s a girl-watcher’s paradise.
The weatherman says the temp today will be 96°F. That’s balmy by Vegas standards, but if you want to escape the sun for a while, this is the only pool in Vegas where you can sneak away from the pool deck into a dark, air-conditioned VIP room to chill with a topless lap dance. All of the girls wearing a pink wristband are Sapphire dancers. They’re there to party with you, so don’t be shy.
The pool is open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, from noon to 6 pm, all summer long. For more information, see How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.
Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.
Striptease – Opening Night for New Vegas Topless Club
This is opening night at Striptease, a new Vegas topless club. This club is located where the Ace of Diamonds was very briefly in business (2014), and before that Velvet Lion, before that Eden, and before that, ten years ago – Striptease. (So this is actually the reopening of Striptease.) Not sure what to expect insofar as cover charge, drink prices, dance prices, etc, so I’ll check it out this weekend. Striptease is located at 3750 S Valley View Blvd, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+
Midget Wrestling at Hustler Club
Psycho Midget Wrestling will take over the main stage at Hustler (club review) tonight around 11 pm, with the Half Pint Brawlers and Half Pint Betties. Topless dancers before and after the fights. 6007 Dean Martin Dr, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+
Saturday, September 3
Palomino Club – Full Bar & Nude Dancers in the Hottest Stage Show in Vegas
If you like pussy, you’ll love Palomino (club review / club website), the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and fully-nude dancers. With 100+ dancers at peak hours, all of whom take it all off, Palomino is a pussy man’s wet dream come true.
Men come to Vegas from all over the world to see Palomino’s wildly erotic stage show. If you’re a strip club aficionado, you’ve got to check this place out.
Plus, tonight (Saturday, Sept 3) TVO contributor and Dancer of the Month, Reagan Reilly, will be performing on stage and doing private nude VIP shows. Reagan documented her boob job on TVO last year. See: Reagan Reilly Goes Double DD.
Palomino has the best erotic pole dancing, girl-on-girl shows, and up-close floor work you’ll see in Vegas (or anywhere), all completely nude. To get an idea of what you’ll see in the club, see Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett for pix of Palomino’s dancers on stage and in the club’s private rooms.
You may also want to take advantage of Palomino’s superior VIP shows – the only VIP shows in town that are fully private (in curtained booths), with naked dancers and no extra bar tab (you can bring your booze from the main room with you).
Bring your wife or girlfriend. The dancers at Palomino are couples-friendly and they love their female fans. With 100+ dancers at peak hours, it’s one of the best erotic parties in Vegas.
Palomino features $6 drafts and $8 domestics all night long for locals and out-of-towners alike.
Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save.
Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front. The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.
Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available. Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.
Porn Star Gianna Michaels at Sapphire Saturday Night
The featured performer at Sapphire (club review / club website) tonight, porn star Gianna Michaels, star of Welcome to Boobsville and best known for her incredible natural breasts, will perform live on stage and you can have a drink with her when she come down from the stage.
She’ll also be happy to go into the VIP room with you if you want to explore her breasts more closely in private … And if you’d like her alone in a Skybox, perhaps with dinner and champagne, you can do that too. Reserve a place at the Gianna’s private table or get one of the VIP packages to have more personal fun with her online here.
With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table – a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you don’t have an available lap.
If you’re alone, the VIP65 ($65) package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck, all expenses considered.
You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)
Sapphire Pool and Day Club – with Christiana Cinn & Playmate Lindsey Pelas
On Saturday, Christiana Cinn (see Friday above) will be partying at the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website). If you missed getting Christiana into the VIP room last night, you’ve got a second chance today. She’ll be partying at the pool from noon to 6 pm, and she’s there to have fun. If you ask her for a private show, she’ll say yes, assuming you’re a gentlemen, because she’s also there to make money by entertaining her fans.
This is the best pool party in Vegas if your idea of a pool party means lots of topless babes in thongs and flip-flops, catching rays, playing titty ball in the water, and getting into spur-of-the-moment squirt gun fights. If a girl is wearing a pink wristband (see pic), she’s a Sapphire dancer and she’s available for private dances in the Sapphire VIP (she can lead you there through a secret back entrance). An only-in-Vegas pool party. Sapphire provides an abundance of hot go-go dancers, beach balls, sunglasses, and squirt guns at no extra charge. Fun for singles, couples, and groups, this only-in-Vegas party is a blast.
Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70. Other packages include group rates, bottle packages, cabana packages, etc.
See also: How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.
Sapphire Comedy Hour
The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating and the crowd is mostly couples. There’s a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This is a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for a comedy show before erotic entertainment.
The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. The entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.
Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. The Sapphire Comedy Hour is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.
You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.
Top working comics (tonight Angie Krum) plus a classy burlesque dancer (Buttercup Delight) and a unique magician (The Shocker), hosted by comedian Donny Johnson, make this a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club.
There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–great food) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.
Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.
Midget Wrestling at Hustler Club
The Half Pint Brawlers return once more to Hustler Club (club review), taking the stage around 11 pm tonight. 6007 Dean Martin Dr, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+
Sunday, September 4
Sapphire Pool & Day Club – with Gianna Michaels
Gianna Michaels, who performed on Sapphire’s stage on Saturday night, will be relaxing and getting wet and wild at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club (pool review /pool website) today, Sunday, from noon – 6 pm. (And she’s available for private VIP dances! Just ask.)
This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers party – and the ones wearing the pink wristbands are available for VIP dances (they will take you into the VIP through a secret back entrance to the club).
Great Sunday Deal for Visitors Flying Home This Evening
On Sundays, the Sapphire Pool has a special deal for Vegas visitors who are flying out on Sunday evening. Sapphire will pick you up at your hotel in their limo, transport you and your luggage to the pool, store your luggage while you party at the pool, then give you a ride to the airport later that afternoon in time for your flight.
No charge for this service (but be a sport and tip the limo drivers). Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.
See also How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.
Burly-Q Revue at the Double Down Saloon
Tonight (Sunday, Sept 4) at the Double Down Saloon, Miranda Glamour will be emceeing the Burly-Q-Revue, featuring D Bomb, Fifi Switchblade, Kitschy Koo, and Ron Dez Vous, with live music by Johnny Zig and the Highlighters.
The Double Down Saloon is a locals’ hangout known for burlesque, comedy, novelty acts, hot local bands, and weird drink concoctions. Try the Bacon Martini or the Ass Juice–both house specialties.
If you want to get out of the tourist trap and see where the locals hang out, the Double Down Saloon is located at 4640 S Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. No cover. Starts 9 pm. Full bar. 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s
If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.