Friday, August 31
Palomino Club — Nude Girls, Full Bar, Wildly Erotic Stage Show
Reagan Reilly Dances at Palomino Club
♦ There’s no other club in Vegas like Palomino Club, the only strip club in town with a full bar and totally nude dancers. Palomino’s dancers also get fully nude in the private dances that take place in one-on-one curtained VIP booths or the club’s private bedrooms.
The stage show here is wild, even by Vegas standards. Watch the best pole dancers in the country flying around the poles totally naked, doing girl-on-girl numbers, and driving the guys on the rail crazy with leg-spreading floorwork. Dancers here only have to 18+ and on weekends you will see 120+ of the finest young bodies in Vegas gathered in this one club.
Stop and check out our photo galleries of Renee and Lily, dancers at Palomino who perform there most weekends. Ask any of them for a VIP dance in a private booth (starting at only three songs for $100, with no extra bar tab) and create some incredible memories to take home from Vegas. A private bedroom show at Palomino is the sexiest nude entertainment legally available in this town.
Drafts are $6 and domestic beers are $8 for locals and out-of-towners alike. Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Or check out Palomino’s package deals for couples, groups and solo guys.
Palomino is couples-friendly, so bring your wife or girlfriend to one of the best strip clubs in Vegas for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+
Real Striptease at Little Darlings Vegas
Leia Dances at Little Darlings
♦ They call it “Theme Night” at Little Darlings in Las Vegas every Friday and Saturday night and that means from 11 pm to 2 am Little Darlings’ dancers start out in costumes and don’t exit the stage until they’re wearing naught but their platform heels.
There’s no alcohol served, so dancers and customers only have to be 18+. That means a younger, wilder party crowd than you find in the Vegas topless clubs, and it’s the only strip club in Vegas where the $20 lap dances take place totally nude and in private rooms. Fully-nude, high-mileage private bedroom dances start at only $125 for 15 minutes, the best deal on private VIP dances in Vegas.
Admission is $15 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Double Trouble at Sapphire with the Shannon Twins
♦ Playboy Playmates, the Shannon Twins, want to play with you tonight at Sapphire. They’ll start out on stage and then spend most of the night finding guys brave enough for a one-on-one (or two-on-one) in Sapphire’s VIP. If you’ve ever wanted to get alone and hands-on with a Playboy Playmate (or two!), tonight’s the night. The Shannon Twins start their stage sets at 11:30. See Playboy Playmates & Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about the Shannon Twins.
For first flirting privileges with the twins, you can reserve a seat at their private tables (where they’ll be partying with their fans when they come off stage) for $135. That includes a 2-hour open bar.
Or purchase a $65 solo package and immerse yourself in Sapphire’s sea of 400+ built-for-hands-on-fun lap dancers. The $65 package includes a $50 booze voucher plus a free shot. Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link. All of Sapphire’s packages include free limo transport to the club, free admission with line pass, a reserved VIP seat, and the TLC treatment at one of Vegas’ ultimate strip clubs. Note: Without a package on a weekend night, you may have difficulty finding a seat.
For out-of-towners, cover is $50, but why not get free admission by calling Sapphire for their free club limo at 702-869-0003? (The reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a 2-for-the-price-of-1 drink ticket — a no-brainer). Topless, full bar, 21+
Drink FREE for four hours at Deja Vu Vegas
Jade Dances at Deja Vu Showgirls
♦ Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas has an open bar for domestics and wells every night from 6 – 10 pm (on Mondays, from 6 pm to midnight). So, start your Friday night off with a win by getting your buzz on for free while you blow your mad money on high-mileage lap dances, not overpriced liquor.
Deja Vu is all about the girls. I like to sit at the bar and drink free while I flirt with the dancers, until one of them drags me off for fun in one of the club’s private bedrooms (with a real door I can close behind us). Private bedroom rates start at 15 min for $150, or roughly what other Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP. This is one of the best strip club deals in Vegas.
You can save more money on cab fare by arriving at the club in their free limo, which will not only get you free admission but a voucher for another free drink when the open bar ends. If you don’t arrive by the club’s free limo, the cover charge is $10 for locals, $20 for out-of-state, or $45 if you take a cab or Uber, etc. (so don’t take a cab!).
Call for the club’s free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Or check out Deja Vu’s VIP packages. Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, September 1
Treasures — Sexy Babes Sparkle Like Jewels in Luxurious Surroundings
♦ Treasures Las Vegas is where you go when you want to be pampered by gorgeous women in a lavishly-appointed setting that’s more like a millionaire’s mansion than a strip joint. Hungry? No need to eat before you arrive, because Treasures is the only gentlemen’s club in Vegas with a gourmet steakhouse. Don’t like dining alone? No problem. You’ll find a smoking hot selection of babes available for dinner dates, all hoping they’ll be able to seduce you into one of the deep sofas in the club’s sensuous private VIP rooms for some hands-on after-dinner fun.
Check out Treasures’ dinner package (and other package deals) at the club website. The most luxurious gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas doesn’t have to cost you an arm and a leg if you take advantage of the free transportation, free admission, and liquor discounts available with a package.
Even if you don’t get a package, out-of-towners should absolutely, positively call the club at 702-257-3030 for their free limo. If you arrive via the club limo, you won’t have to pay the $50 admission charge and the limo service is not only free but round-trip. When you’re ready to leave, you’ll be chauffeured back to your hotel, no strings attached.
If you’re an early bird, Treasures’ happy hour from 4 – 6 pm features all domestics and wells at $1 each. Then from 6 – 8 pm, all drinks are half-price. (Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for other savings.) Topless, full bar, 21+
Cali Carter at Sapphire’s Lap Dance Orgy
♦ Sapphire‘s porn babe of the night is busty blonde bombshell, Cali Carter. She’ll start her stage sets at 11:30 pm, and when she’s not on stage, she’ll be looking for guys to play with in Sapphire’s VIP or luxury private Skyboxes.
I recommend reserving a seat at Cali’s private tables, where she’ll be having fun with her fans when she’s not on stage. The $135 reservation at Cali’s tables includes a 2-hour open bar. Other porn star packages are available on Sapphire’s website (or call 702-869-0003). See Playboy Playmates & Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Cali Carter.
If what you really want is just boobs, boobs and more boobs, get Sapphire’s $65 solo deal and immerse yourself in Sapphire’s world-famous all-night lap dance orgy. Bring a bunch of twenties and have a ball. That package includes a $50 drink voucher and a free shot. Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link, and all include a drink discount, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and top-of-the-line host service. You should definitely get a package deal at Sapphire on weekends because this club gets packed at peak hours. Who wants to be at a lap dance orgy with no place to sit down?
Cover charge is $50 for out-of-towners, but you can get free admission by calling the club for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. (Ask if one of their Teslas is available.)
You may also be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming featured porn star calendar (updated weekly). Topless, full bar, 21+
The Shannon Twins Party at Sapphire’s Topless Pool
Look for the Pink Wristbands!
♦ Sapphire’s topless pool party (noon – 6 pm) will have the Shannon Twins getting into trouble on the deck and in the water today. If you don’t have “Go to topless pool party with Playboy Playmates” on your bucket list, add it right now and call 702-869-0003 to make your reservation and get this item crossed off.
Let Karissa and Kristina lure you through the secret back entrance from the pool to Sapphire’s VIP room, where the three of you can kick back in air-conditioned luxury while you get to know the breasts Hefner was probably fantasizing about when he expired. See Playboy Playmates & Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about the Shannon Twins.
There’s no cover charge for entry to the pool area (unless you arrive by cab, in which case it’s $20). This is Vegas’ best topless pool because it’s the only one that comes stocked with Sapphire’s gorgeous and uninhibited dancers. Look for the girls wearing pink wristbands. They’re the ones available for guys who want fun in the VIP.
Pool package deals start at $70 for free limo service to the pool, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit. Or make your reservations by calling 702-869-0003. Must be 21+
The Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ The Sapphire Comedy Hour is the smooth guy’s way to get a wife or girlfriend into a top Vegas topless club. The comedy show ends between 9 – 9:30 and you’ll exit right into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $50 admission) for no extra charge.
Different stand-up comics perform adult material, with magicians and burlesque performers sandwiched between the comics. Tonight you’ll see Steven Briggs headlining, plus Bruce Purcell and extreme comic The Shocker. Vegas’ most suave magician MonDre and burlesque queen Kalani Kokonuts round out the entertainment.
Doors open at 7 pm. Show starts at 8 pm. General admission tonight is $40, or $65 with an open bar for the comedy show. A dinner option (gourmet Mexican) is also available. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
Summer Beach Party Grand Finale at Babes
♦ Babes is advertising a Summer Beach Party Grand Finale with $30 Bud buckets and $2 off all Crown Royale drinks. Babes is a locals club on the edge of Henderson. Topless, full bar, 21+
Rock Room Burlesque at Artifice
♦ It’s Rock Room Burlesque Night at the Artifice Bar. That means the girls will be stripping to rock music tonight.
Show starts at 8 pm at the Artifice bar. Cover $20 (or $15 for standing room). Think local amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease with a rock-n-roll twist. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+
Sunday, September 2
Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party with Busty Cali Carter
♦ If you missed porn babe Cali Carter last night at Sapphire, Sapphire topless pool is giving you one more chance to get up-close-and-physical with her today, as she spends her afternoon luring men into the club’s VIP room. See Playboy Playmates & Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Cali Carter.
This is where Sapphire’s dancers come to party, flirt, get their afternoon buzz on, and work on their line-free tans. But while they’re partying, they’re not opposed to making a few extra bucks by entertaining you in the VIP. The girls wearing pink wristbands are the ones available for one-on-one topless fun.
The pool is open from noon to 6 pm with no cover charge unless you arrive by cab (then it’s $20). Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sunday Checkout Special at Sapphire Pool
Sapphire’s Sunday Check-Out Special is perfect for guests who are checking out of their hotels today. If your flight home isn’t until later in the day or evening, Sapphire’s limo will pick you up, bring you to the pool, store your luggage for the day, and then take you to the airport in time for your flight. This is by far the best way to stretch your Vegas vacation with titties in the sunshine.
Call 702-869-0003 to reserve your ride, or book online at Sapphire’s Pool & Day Club website. A reserved lounge chair package for the day, with free admission, a line pass, free limo to the pool & to the airport later, plus a $50 drink credit, is $70. Best pool deal in Vegas! I recommend you arrive early for a lounge chair at either end of the pool, where the girl-watching is spectacular in the glass wading pool or fountain.
Comedy at Centerfolds Cabaret
♦ Centerfolds Cabaret has a free standup comedy show every Sunday afternoon from 5 – 6 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+
Burly Q Revue at Double Down Saloon
♦ The Burly-Q Revue is local amateurs peeling it off down to pasties and reviving the art of traditional striptease. This week’s show is emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour and features Charlie Quinn Starling, D.D. Darlin’, Mitzy Mayhem and Sweetie Bird.
The Double Down Saloon is a popular locals’ bar. Check out their ass juice and bacon martini, both locals’ favorites. The bar is located at 4640 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. No cover charge. 9 pm. Full bar, 21+
Tease & Tails Burlesque at Velveteen Rabbit
♦ It’s Vaudeville Burlesque Night at the Velveteen Rabbit, featuring Sweetie Bird, Tricky Tatiana, Charlie Starling, Lolita Haze, Pistol Holliday, Molly Boom Boom, Strawberry Tallcake and Luna La Vie. Think local amateurs bringing the va-va-voom back to striptease.
The Velveteen Rabbit is located downtown at 1218 South Main Street, Las Vegas. Doors at 6 pm/Show at 7 pm. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s amateur bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
