Friday, December 27
Treasures — Mileage, Mileage and More Mileage
♦ Treasures is all about mileage. If you’re not familiar with Vegas strip club mileage, see TVO reader Frank’s unsolicited comments on having fun with Treasures’ dancers to be enlightened. If touch is an important component of a strip club experience to you, this is the club where the girls don’t push away your hands.
Treasures is also the most luxurious strip club in Vegas, with crystal chandeliers, a winding staircase, balconies, art on the walls, and deep easy chairs in the VIP. And it’s the only gentlemen’s club in Vegas with a gourmet steakhouse, one that features a real chef and first-rate service. It’s open all night and a great place to enjoy dinner with friends, a business client, or even one of the club’s gorgeous dancers. She’ll dress up for your date, flirt with you over your meal, then lead you upstairs where you can undress her for dessert.
Treasures is a premium club and charges like one, but don’t let that put you off. You can enjoy the club for the price of much lesser clubs if you take advantage of one of the package deals at the club’s website (or call Treasures at 702-257-3030 to reserve). The $50 “club package” comes with three drinks (including imports and call drinks), for less than the price of three domestics without a package.
If you like the good stuff, the club’s $120 “VIP Open Bar package” is one of the best strip club drink deals you’ll find in Las Vegas. It includes a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne, and your host will suspend your open bar time whenever you go to the VIP with a dancer.
Treasures also offers packages for bottle service, groups and couples, and all include free round-trip limo service from your hotel, free admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table for the night.
Don’t pay a cabbie or Lyft driver $20 each way, then pay the club’s $50 cover charge, when you can spend that money enjoying hands-on fun with the club’s beautiful women. Call Treasures at 702-257-3030 to reserve any package or the club’s free round-trip limo service. Arrive by the club limo and you’ll get free admission even without a package, no strings attached. Topless, full bar, 100+ dancers, age 21+
Palomino Club — Nude Stage Show, Nude Private Shows, Gorgeous Babes, Full Bar
♦ Palomino Club is the Vegas strip club for the man who wants everything. Full bar with friendly prices? Check. Totally nude dancers? Check. Wildest stage show in Vegas? Check. Fully-private booths and private bedrooms for nude VIP dances? Check. At the best private show rate in town? Check.
These fully-private VIP shows start at only $100, with no extra bar tab. Compare that with other Vegas strip clubs’ VIP offerings. And a draft beer is just $7 all night long, the friendliest drink price of the major Vegas strip clubs.
Plus, this is the hottest stage show you’ll see anywhere in Vegas — and not just because the dancers ditch their g-strings. It’s because the dancers ditching those g-strings and flying around the stripper poles and doing heart-stopping girl-on-girl fantasy acts are so scrumptious. Need some proof? Check out our photo galleries of Renee, Lily and TVO’s current Dancer of the Month, Octavia, to get an idea of the beauties who make Palomino one of Las Vegas’ best strip clubs.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip transportation to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability, as you can usually catch a free ride if you’re flexible on pick-up time and location).
And check out Palomino’s VIP packages for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys. I recommend a package not only for the drink discounts and royalty treatment but for the reserved VIP table, as this club often gets to standing room only by 10 pm. Nude, full bar, 21+
Stacked XXX Star Cali Carter Brings the Party to Sapphire
♦ Just in time to ring out 2019 in style, Sapphire Vegas is featuring Cali Carter, star of the critically-acclaimed Real Slut Party, both on their main stage and available for one-on-one private shows tonight. (See Merry XXXmas! Porn Stars Return to the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Cali Carter.)
Cali’s topless stage performances start at 11:30 pm and she always comes up with a special surprise in her act to wow her fans. In between those stage sets, if you’re nuts for titties, you’ll probably want to get alone with Cali and her bountiful breasts. To do this, I recommend reserving a seat at her private tables, where she parties with her fans when she’s not on stage, for only $135 online here (or call 702-869-0003 to reserve). That seat not only gets you first crack at private time with Cali, it also gets you a 2-hour open bar for everything but champagne and super-premiums.
But what if you’re a guy who’s committed to quantity of titties in addition to quality? In that case, I recommend Sapphire’s $65 solo package, which gets you a reserved VIP table in the heart of the best lap dance orgy in town. Think 400+ stacked and slender 9s and 10s and more bouncing titties than any man can handle. You also get a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot with that deal.
Other packages for bottle service, groups and couples can also be found through that link, and all of Sapphire’s package deals include free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass and the club’s royalty treatment.
Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours, so a package is definitely worth it here not only for the drink discount but for the reserved seat. There’s nothing more depressing than a man without a lap at a lap dance orgy.
See our schedule of Sapphire’s upcoming porn stars for your future Vegas trips. We’ll have the January and February schedule any minute now and update that page weekly. Topless, full bar, 21+
Majestic Repertory Theatre Presents the Red Hot Nutcracker
This is a joint production of the Tease & Tails Burlesque revue and the Majestic Repertory Theatre. Think cute local amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease. Popular burlesque honey Sweetie Bird (who performs in the show) claims the performance will feature “some of the best boobs Las Vegas has to offer.”
Friday and Saturday, December 27-28, at the Majestic Repertory Theatre, 1217 S Main St, Las Vegas. Showtime 8 pm. $30 cover. 18+
Saturday, December 28
Penthouse Pet Addie Andrews Turns Up the Heat at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire is featuring Penthouse Pet and XXX actress Addie Andrews, who was a Mormon missionary before she got into nude modeling, making porn videos, and doing live strip shows. Here’s your chance to get up close and physical with a Penthouse Pet on a new naughty mission! (See Merry XXXmas! Porn Stars Return to the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Addie Andrews.)
Addie starts her stage sets at 11:30 pm, and when she’s not on stage acting dirtier than any Mormon girls you’ve ever known she’ll be hanging out and flirting with the lucky guys seated at her private party tables. If you want to be one of those guys, you can reserve a seat in Addie’s fan zone for only $135 online here. You’ll also get a two-hour open bar (that includes the good stuff) with that reserved seat.
If you’re more interested in diving into the ocean of titties in Sapphire’s world-famous lap dance orgy, the club’s $65 solo package will put you at a reserved VIP table in the center of the babe bacchanal. Think 400+ stacked and slender babes in sheer lingerie just dying to take their bras off. You provide the lap and you get a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot with that deal.
You can also find packages for bottle service, groups and couples through that link, and all include free limo transport from your hotel, free admission, a line pass, and the full VIP treatment at one of Las Vegas’ most scandalous strip club parties.
Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours, so I recommend a package not only for the drink discount but for the reserved seat. If you’re planning a Vegas trip in the future, see Sapphire’s upcoming porn star schedule (updated weekly). Topless, full bar, 21+
Tip: Do not take a cab, Lyft, or a casino house limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo to get in free.
Last Night for Majestic Repertory Theatre’s Red Hot Nutcracker
Last chance to see Tease & Tails Burlesque’s joint production with the Majestic Repertory Theatre that features “some of the best boobs Las Vegas has to offer.” Think cute local amateurs stripping out of gowns and gloves down to tassles and making them swing!
The Majestic Repertory Theatre is located at 1217 S Main St, Las Vegas. Showtime 8 pm. $30 cover. 18+
Sunday, December 29
Get Your Final Sunday Night Football Fix of the Season at Palomino Club
♦ This is the last Sunday Night Football game of the season. Watch the San Francisco 49ers (12-3) take on the Seattle Seahawks (11-4) tonight at Palomino Club, the only fully-nude strip club in Vegas screening NFL games this season. Both teams have already clinched a playoff berth. But with a win or tie in this game, SF clinches the NFC West division title. Plus a win would earn SF home-field advantage throughout the playoffs. A Seattle win would put both teams at 12-4, and the playoff possibilities get more complex.
Palomino’s football parties feature free taco-truck tacos, grilled fresh and hot on the spot, plus drink deals, raffle prizes and the club’s beautiful naked dancers. For more information, see our post on NFL football in the Vegas strip clubs 2019.
Call Palomino at 702-642-2984 to reserve your free round-trip limo ride or book a package at the club’s website. They offer a Game Day package with two 375 ml bottles for only $169, plus an additional 10% off if you pre-pay. There is nothing like the endless free mixers that come with a bottle package here to serve as a magnet for thirsty dancers.
If you arrive via your own vehicle (not a cab or rideshare) admission is free before 8 pm. Nude, full bar, 21+
Treasures Screens Sunday Night Football with Premium Drink Deal
♦ Treasures’ features happy hour drink prices during all Sunday, Monday and Thursday night football games — the best deal for premium liquor you’ll find at any Vegas strip club. From 4 pm to 7 pm, domestic beers are $2; wells and imports are $3; call drinks are $4; and premium liquors are $5. Then, from 7 to 8 pm, all drinks are sold at half their regular price.
If you prefer the good stuff while you watch football, this is the place. See our post on football in the Las Vegas strip clubs for complete info.
If you’re planning to stay after the game for the club’s smokin’ hot lap dance scene, check out the drink deals in Treasures’ packages online here. Topless, full bar, 21+
Other Vegas Strip Clubs Screening Sunday Night Football
♦ See our post on Vegas strip club football screening parties for full details.
Casting Call at Centerfolds
♦ Centerfolds is having a job fair on Sunday from 1 – 4 pm. They are hiring Model Promotional VIP / Floor Hosts & Hostesses, Model Promotional Bartenders, Model Promotional Servers, Model Promotional Cashiers and Model Promotional Bottle Sales Persons. (I think “model promotional” means you have to look good). Plus, barbacks, backdoor cashier, door hosts, drivers and DJs. Applicants must have or be able to obtain all work cards. Must be 21 or older. Bring an updated resume and all work cards. Apply in person only. Topless, full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only amateur bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.