Friday, February 28
Palomino Club — Full Bar, Fully Bare, Wildest Stage Show in Vegas
♦ Palomino Club is the place to be if you like to indulge in adult beverages while watching beautiful women who take off everything, including their g-strings. It’s like watching a Victoria’s Secret catalog come to life just for you, except the lingerie comes off.
And Palomino’s dancers lose their g-strings not only on stage, but also in the club’s VIP and private bedroom dances. Palomino doesn’t have a group VIP room. Instead, every VIP dance, starting at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab), takes place in a fully-private curtained booth or private bedroom furnished with a plush sofa or a full-size bed. It’s as close as you can get to sex with your pants on.
Free round-trip limo transportation is available for groups of two or more by calling 702-642-2984. (Solo guys call for limo availability. You can usually catch a free ride if you’re a bit flexible on pick-up time and location.)
See our club review for more info on the best way to do this club or, for the full royalty treatment, check out Palomino’s online packages for bottle service, couples, groups and single guys. Note: This popular club gets to standing room only after about 10 pm, so a package is worth it for the reserved table alone! Nude, full bar, 21+
Treasures — High Mileage, High Luxury
♦ Treasures has a reputation to live up to and in a word, it’s mileage. The dancers are flirty, friendly and (especially) famously uninhibited. Check out this trip report from a TVO reader about his recent experiences with Treasures’ dancers.
Treasures is also the most luxurious gentlemen’s club in town — a mansion full of creature comforts and a gourmet steakhouse (open till 5 am on weekends). It’s the perfect place to entertain a buddy or client, or one of the club’s beautiful dancers for a special dinner date. The girl you choose will dress up for your date, flirt with you over cocktails and dinner, then lead you upstairs to the VIP for an up-close-and-physical dessert.
Treasures is a premium club and charges like it, but you can do it for the price of a much lesser club by getting one of the package deals available on the club website. If you like the good stuff, they offer a two-hour open bar package for only $120 that includes everything but champagne and super-premiums (one of the best strip club package deals in Las Vegas).
If you don’t drink very much, the $50 VIP package includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks) for less than the price of three domestics without a package. You can also find packages for bottle service, dinner, groups and couples. All packages include free round-trip limo service, free admission, a line pass and a VIP table for the night.
Or call the club at 702-257-3030 to arrange for free round-trip limo transportation and get in for free (a savings of $50). You’re always a VIP here.
Note to Vegas Golden Knights fans: Your first drink at Treasures is on the house if you go to the game today. Just show your T-Mobile ticket stub to the bartender or your waitress. Topless, full bar, 21+
Penthouse Pet Natalia Starr Gets Freaky Tonight at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire Las Vegas is featuring one of the hottest blondes in porn tonight, a girl who started her XXX career as a Penthouse Pet, then went on to appear in some 150 hardcore flicks, including Turning Nympho and the immortal Betty and Veronica, An Archie Comics XXX Parody. “Will Betty and Veronica finally learn to share?”
Natalia’s stage performances start at 11:30 pm, and you can bet she’ll be turning nympho as she tries to tease the crowd into getting one-on-one with her when she’s available in between stage sets. See Busty Porn Babes Busting Out in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Natalia Starr.
If you’d like first crack at up-close-and-physical alone time with Natalia, your best bet is to reserve Sapphire’s $135 porn star package (available at the club’s website or by calling 702-869-0003). That package gets you a two-hour open bar that includes the good stuff and a reserved seat at Natalia’s private tables, where she recruits guys to practice her porn moves on in the VIP or a Sapphire Skybox.
If what you really want, on the other hand, is endless fun with a bounteous quantity of luscious bare breasts, I recommend you reserve a table in the middle of Sapphire’s wild all-night lap dance orgy, where 400+ stacked 9s and 10s are looking for laps to snuggle down into. Sapphire’s $65 solo package here is what you need. It includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot and a reserved VIP table in the heart of titty heaven. Other deals for bottle service, groups and couples can also be found through that same link.
All Sapphire packages include free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass and the club’s full royalty treatment.
Note: Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours so a package is worth it not only for the drink deal but for the reserved table. Don’t get caught at the world’s best lap dance orgy without a lap! Topless, full bar, 21+
Jenevieve Hexxx Does Two Nights at Little Darlings Vegas
♦ Little Darlings Las Vegas is featuring fetish model and super flexible porn babe Jenevieve Hexxx tonight and tomorrow night (February 14-15), doing two stage shows each night after 11 pm. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Saturday, February 29
Victoria June Wants to Get Down & Dirty with You at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire Vegas is featuring delightfully top-heavy Latina porn princess Victoria June on stage tonight starting at 11:30 pm. She’ll be available to her fans for private VIP shows in between stage sets.
Victoria is much loved for her performances in such XXX TV series as Superbound (bondage horror stories) and Baby Got Boobs, a series that’s not long on plot but is hugely popular with boob men (about 98% of the male population). See Busty Porn Babes Busting Out in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Victoria June.
If you think you’d like some quality time alone with Victoria’s titties, you should start by reserving a seat at her private party tables for just $135 online here (or by calling 702-869-0003). That’s where Victoria hangs out when she comes off the stage and begins her search for fans who would like to experience her charms up close. With that package deal you get a two-hour open bar for everything but champagne and super premiums. Other porn star packages (including a private dinner date with Victoria in a Sapphire Skybox) can be found through that same link.
Sapphire also has a $65 solo package here for guys who just want to dive into an ocean of breasts and not come up for air until dawn. You get a $50 drink credit plus a free shot with that package, plus a reserved VIP table in the heart of 400+ stacked babes in skimpy underthings who are looking for guys who will help them take their tops off. Your ecstasy will be limited only by the number of twenties in your pocket.
Other package deals for bottle service, groups and couples are also available through that link. All packages include free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass and Sapphire’s royalty treatment.
Note: Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours so a package is worth it not only for the drink discount but for the reserved table! Topless, full bar, 21+
Tracy Skene Headlines the Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ The Sapphire Comedy Hour is a smooth way to get your wife or sweetie into a top Vegas strip club. You get to watch professional standup comics try out their new and crazier material in a comedy show that locals consistently rate the best comedy show deal in town.
Tonight’s feature comics include Tracy Skene, Bruce Purcell and extreme comic/magician The Shocker. In between the comics, the always suave Mon Dre performs miracles with cards and doves, and Las Vegas’ own Kalani Kokonuts provides some classy gowns and gloves striptease. After the show, you exit into Sapphire’s main room, where you can watch the club’s strippers at no extra charge.
Your Entry Fee Now Includes a One-Hour Open Bar!
The cover charge for the Comedy Hour is just $40. That’s a steal, especially considering that your $40 entry fee includes a one-hour open bar for the show! There’s also a dinner option for gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina (organic, non-GMO and the best Mexican restaurant in town).
The Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The comedy starts at 8 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 limo reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or a package. Full bar, 21+
Leap Year Party at the Vegas Hustler Club
♦ Hustler Club is having a Leap Year Party tonight, with Hustler Vodka for $116 a bottle (free if your birthday or anniversary is on February 29). Topless, full bar, 21+
Final Night for Jenevieve Hexxx at Little Darlings
♦ Last chance to see Jenevieve Hexxx at Little Darlings. She’ll be doing two stage sets tonight after 11 pm. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Sunday, March 1
Free Drink for Vegas Golden Knights Fans at Treasures
♦ It’s another Vegas Golden Knights home game at T-Mobile today, so Treasures will be serving a free cocktail to any VGK fan who shows his T-Mobile ticket stub for today’s game. For a free ride to the Treasures, with free admission, call 702-257-3030, or visit the club website for package deals. Topless, full bar, 21+
Burly-Q Revue at Double Down Saloon
♦ Johnny Zig and The Highlighters will be providing the beats for Miss Miranda Glamour’s birthday month burlesque revue, with her crew of local amateurs bumping and grinding their way into your heart. Tonight’s revue features Abby Dandy, D.D. Darlin’, Marina Mars, Mitzy Mayhem and The Sweet Siren.
The Double Down Saloon is a popular locals hangout, the only dive in town serving bacon martinis and ass juice. The bar is located at 4640 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. The show starts at 9 pm. No cover, full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only regularly-scheduled bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.