Kelsie Dances at Little Darlings
This coming Friday the 13th (Oct 13) could just be your lucky day. Little Darlings will be having a “Bull Riding Challenge” in which you can compete with the club’s dancers on a mechanical bull to win a $13 lap dance (a 35% discount).
Since Little Darlings is a fully-nude club where the dancers take it all off, and since the poster for this event is titled “Naked Bull Riding,” presumably Little Darlings’ dancers will be riding the contraption in the buff. That in itself is reason enough for me to get into the club early to lock in a good seat.
The poster also says, “If you can stay on the bull longer than our Little Darlings’ Showgirls, you get a dance for $13!” I’m pretty damn sure you won’t have to ride the bull naked. All you have to do is beat a girl’s time on the contraption, and you get the best price on a lap dance in Vegas.
Plus, at Little D’s all lap dances are fully nude and take place in private booths off the main floor.
But your luck doesn’t end there, because the club is also advertising free Admission for anyone with a “Lucky 13 Tattoo.”
You say you don’t have a lucky 13 tattoo? Do you have a magic marker and a friend who can write legibly? Put it on your butt and you get to moon the cashier on your way in.
I foresee big crowds for this event, so if you’re coming from out-of-state, make your reservation online now, or call 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve the club limo. Then get over to Office Depot asap before they run out of magic markers. (Do not arrive at the club via cab, Uber, Lyft, or a casino house limo, or you will pay a $35 entry fee, with or without a lucky 13 tattoo.)
Little Darlings is a no-alcohol club, where dancers and customers only have to be 18+. In addition to coffee, tea, bottled waters, and soft drinks, the club also offers a variety of smoothies and health options, like fresh coconut milk. Little Darlings is a female- and couples-friendly Vegas strip club.
