NOTE: NCAA JUST CANCELED MARCH MADNESS TODAY (THURSDAY, MARCH 12).
If you’re an NCAA hoops fan and you plan to be in Vegas to bet on the games during March Madness, the best place to watch the games, as always, is in one of the best Las Vegas strip clubs. Basketball always goes better with boobs.
The First Four games get underway in Dayton this year on March 17-18, and the Final Four take place in Atlanta on April 4-6. All the games in between those dates are listed on our calendar below.
Many of the games are daytime games, so if you want to watch a day game with topless babes available, you’ll have to go to one of the clubs that is open during the daytime. Right now, that’s Sapphire, Hustler, Play It Again Sam and Crazy Horse 3. Sapphire is the only Vegas strip club with free daytime limo transport to the club.
So far, seven Vegas strip clubs have announced March Madness viewing parties.
Sapphire Will Be Screening All March Madness Games
Because Sapphire is open 24/7, you will be able to watch all of the March Madness games here. The club’s 300-seat Showroom is a great venue for watching sports events, with the three biggest HD displays of all the strip clubs, plus Dolby surround sound and smaller TV monitors that wrap around the room.
You can view all of Sapphire’s March Madness packages here for both daytime and nighttime games, and for both individuals and groups. The best daytime deal for individuals is $55 and includes a two-hour open bar that gets you everything but super premiums and champagne. The best nighttime package is $65 and includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot.
The club typically has a good number of scrumptious dancers on hand in the afternoon, especially for March Madness. Food is available in the club from the Sapphire Grill or El Dorado Cantina, the gourmet Mexican restaurant on the property.
All of Sapphire’s packages include free limo transport to the club 24/7, free admission, and a VIP table. If you’re coming with a group, bottle packages during the day start at $200. Topless, full bar, 21+
Happy Hour Prices for March Madness at Treasures
Treasures opens at 4 pm and will be screening all games that start after 4 pm with the club’s generous happy hour prices. From 4 to 7 pm, domestic beers are $2; wells and imports are $3; call drinks are $4; and premium liquors are $5. From 7 to 8 pm, all drinks are sold at half-price.
Treasures is the only Vegas strip club with a gourmet steakhouse on the premises. It opens at 7 pm every day of the week and serves until 5 am on Friday and Saturday; till 3 am on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday; and till 1 am on Sunday and Monday.
Check out Treasures package deals for solo guests, couples and groups on the club website. They also offers free round-trip limo service after 7 pm. Call (702) 257-3030 to arrange for limo pickup. Topless, full bar, 21+
March Madness Parties at Hustler
Hustler Club will be screening all March Madness games. Sunday, March 15, is “Selection Day,” and you can fill out a March Madness bracket to win prizes. On game days, the club has its Tits & Grits free brunch buffet from 9 am – noon, and free well drinks, $1 beers and $2 premiums from 9 am to 5 pm. From 5 – 8 pm, they’ll have happy hour prices on drinks. There will be a free buffet during the Final Four and Championship games on April 4 and 6. Entry is $50 or free for locals with a Vu Card. Topless, full bar, 21+
March Madness Parties at Crazy Horse 3
Crazy Horse III will also be screening all the games. The club is advertising a $599 package for up to 10 guests that includes 2 call bottles, unlimited mixers and 4 pizzas in addition to transportation, free entry, main room seating and $5 food specials. The deal is good from March 18 to April 6. Topless, full bar, 21+
March Madness Parties at Deja Vu Showgirls
Deja Vu Showgirls will be screening the evening March Madness games (the club opens at 6 pm) with an open bar for domestics and wells until 9 pm. Admission $50 for out-of-state, $20 for locals. Topless, full bar, 21+
March Madness Parties at Scores
Scores is advertising March Madness viewing parties for all games, with no other details available yet. Scores is not usually open during the daytime, so perhaps they plan to extend their hours on game days. I’ll have more info soon. Topless, full bar, 21+
Play It Again, Sam
Play It Again Sam is advertising free food, beer bucket specials and happy hour prices during the games. Sam’s is a locals’ titty bar open 24/7, so they will be screening all games. Topless, full bar, 21+
Full Game Schedule for March Madness 2020:
|First Four||Dayton||March 17-18|
|First/Second||Albany||March 19 & 21|
|First/Second||Spokane||March 19 & 21|
|First/Second||St Louis||March 19 & 21|
|First/Second||Tampa||March 19 & 21|
|First/Second||Greensboro||March 20 & 22|
|First/Second||Omaha||March 20 & 22|
|First/Second||Sacramento||March 20 & 22|
|First/Second||Cleveland||March 20 & 22|
|Midwest Regional||Indianapolis||March 26 & 28|
|West Regional||Los Angeles||March 26 & 28|
|South Regional||Houston||March 27 & 29|
|East Regional||New York||March 27 & 29|
|Final Four||Atlanta||April 4 & 6|