College hoops fans will be converging on the Vegas sports books in droves in a few weeks to get their bets down on the March Madness games. Now is the time to make your reservations if you haven’t already. From March 19 – 31, this town will be basketball crazy, until the Final Four games are played on April 6-8.
If you’re going to be in Vegas for any of this time, I suggest you do what the locals do and get your bets down in the casino sports book of your choice, then go to a strip club to watch the games. None of the sports books provide topless babes, whereas all of the strip clubs do. And what goes better with basketball than boobs?
Many of the March Madness games are daytime games and you’ll find the best deals on these games at the strip clubs that are open 24/7. Strip clubs that don’t open until late afternoon or evening may be screening the games that air during their normal operating hours. I’ll update this info as more data becomes available.
For now, these are the 24/7 strip clubs that have announced March Mayhem parties:
Sapphire’s Comprehensive March Mayhem Package Deals
Sapphire has ten different package deals available for singles and groups for both daytime and night games. You’ll find all of their packages described online here. The best daytime package for solo guests is $55 and includes free limo transport to the club, free admission, a VIP table, and a 2-hour open bar. The $65 night game deal includes a $50 drink card and a free shot if you buy online, or for $135, you can get a two-hour open bar for night games. Sapphire’s Showroom is the best sports viewing venue in Vegas, with three of the largest HD screens in town, plus wraparound TV monitors.
There will be dancers available for laps during the games. When the games are over, you exit the Showroom into a lap dance orgy in one of the best strip clubs in Las Vegas.
Bottle packages are available for both individuals and groups, with prices based on the number of guests and whether it’s for daytime or night games. Bottle packages for night games start at $385 (based on 5 guests). Note: Package prices assume advance purchase online or by phone at 702-869-0003. Day of game prices may differ. Reservations recommended to lock in prices. Topless, full bar, 21+
Other Vegas Strip Clubs with March Mayhem Parties
Hustler Club will be screening all March Madness games. No details except they will have a buffet for the Finals on April 6-8. Topless, full bar, 21+
Crazy Horse III will be screening all March Mayhem games. The club’s standard $50 package includes transport, admission, main room seating and a $60 drink voucher. They’re advertising $5 beer, a $5 food menu and $5 cocktail drinks, plus bottle specials and free pizza with bottle reservations when you arrive by 8 pm. (Two bottles of Skyy Vodka are $200.) Topless, full bar, 21+
Cheetahs is advertising beer bucket specials for all the March Madness games. No other details. Topless, full bar, 21+Spearmint Rhino is also open 24/7 and has screened the March Madness games in the past. I’ll provide more details when they’re available. Topless, full bar, 21+
Couple questions about the daytime March Madness – during the daytime $55 deal, will there be a lot of dancers? Do they dance where the game is being shown, or if I get tired of watching the game, are there a lot of dancers in the regular club area? Or do the dancers stroll around in the showroom and if you see one you like, you exit to the club area for your dances? Just curious as to how this works during game times?
Jobu, there may be about a dozen dancers in the club, more when Sapphire expects a bigger crowd for the games. They stroll around both the Showroom and the main club and you can get a dance in either location. They may join you at your table to watch the game for a while. They don’t perform on stage in the Showroom during the game, because guys are watching the game.
Thanks, I should be there 3/31 for the Sunday afternoon March Madness if that makes any difference.
Jobu, should be good as the last game before the final four. Should get a good crowd and a good selection of dancers.