Is Las Vegas Almost Normal Again? (Normal for Vegas, that is?)
Memorial Day, May 31, is on a Monday this year, so that means the Vegas strip clubs will be packed for a long party weekend — Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Unfortunately, the full relaxing of Covid restrictions goes into effect on Tuesday, June 1, the day after the long weekend. Who dreamed up this plan?
FYI, here’s the official announcement from Clark County.
Although it states that “fully vaccinated people no longer need to wear a mask or social distance in any setting,” there will be no proof of vaccination required by the Vegas strip clubs, casinos, or other establishments. So, you won’t need to carry a vax “passport” or the official card they’ve been passing out to vaxees at the vax centers.
I’m not sure how the strip clubs will deal with the current restrictions that supposedly stay in place until June 1, still at 80% capacity limits and masks required to enter establishments and walk around when you’re not eating or drinking. Hopefully, everyone will just act like it’s already June 1 on Friday, April 30 (but I’d carry a mask if I were you, just in case).
I get lots of questions regarding the Vegas lap dance scene, as wild, full-contact lap dances are what the Vegas strip clubs have been most famous for the last couple decades. I suspect the lap dancing will return in force come June 1, but I’m not sure about the coming weekend. Sorry guys, I’m waiting eagerly for all of your reports. It may turn out that the following weekend (June 4-6) will be the one where the Vegas lap dance scene returns to normal.
In any case, here’s a quick rundown of what the strip clubs have announced so far for Memorial Day weekend:
Deja Vu Showgirls‘ Memorial Day weekend specials include $25 buckets of Bud and Bud Light on Saturday night, $99 select bottles on Sunday night, and $7 shots of Patron on Monday night. Free admission for active military all three nights. Call (702) 894-4167 for the free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+
Hustler Club is featuring Instagram model Konstantina Gianni on Saturday, Sunday and Monday. (She’s a model, but maybe she’ll dance, or at least take most of her clothes off.) Free admission for active military all three nights and open bar for locals on Sunday night. Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, the Sexxy After Dark show starts at 9 pm. Call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+
Centerfolds has been advertising a “Burlesque After Dark” show on Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights at 11 pm. Also, on both Sunday and Monday nights, they feature select bottles for $100. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+
Palomino Club is back to full nude stage shows and private room shows. Sunday nights are locals night, with select bottles priced at $100 for locals. The patriotic Reagan Reilly will be performing on stage and in the VIPs on Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun. Check out all of the club’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations and more info. Nude, full bar, 21+
Little Darlings has not announced any Memorial Day specials, but if you like fully nude dancers and you’re 18+, you should note that active military are always free at Little D’s. And locals are always free on Mondays. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Minks has not announced any Memorial Day specials, but you should remember that every Monday, the club features $100 20-minute private VIP room dances. Best VIP room deal in town. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire is open every night from 8 pm – 4 am. I get a lot of question regarding when the club will go back to 24/7 hours of operation, and if and when the weekend porn star features will be starting up again. The club has made no announcements so far regarding those issues. Let’s see what June brings. Call 702-869-0003 for more info/limo. reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire’s Topless Pool will be open Memorial Day weekend on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, per usual, from noon to 6 pm. Not open on Memorial Day itself. The club announces the DJs, but I doubt TVO readers care who’s laying down the beats. We’re all waiting for the return of the porn babes! So far, no news. On Sunday, May 30, there is a “Body Shots” release party for JZL, a photographer/videographer/Instgram star who shoots hot models. To reserve a lounge chair or other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here, or call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+
Other clubs that are open, but have made no announcements of events or specials for Memorial Day are: Crazy Horse III, Spearmint Rhino, Treasures, Scores, and Play It Again Sam. All topless, full bar, 21+
I will post more information as I get it.