Monday Night Football (and More) in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Monday Night Football at Sapphire Topless Pool

Reservations Required!

I can finally write about Monday Night Football in the Vegas strip clubs again.  Tonight’s game is the Raiders vs the Saints in the Raiders’ first ever home game in Las Vegas, so locals will be out en masse to cheer on our team together.  The game starts at 5:15 pm.  The Raiders won their first game against the Carolina Panthers 34-30, so fans will be feeling jolly.

Sapphire topless pool (website) will be screening the game outdoors tonight.  $25 admission includes an excellent barbecue buffet and two free drinks, plus they are offering free limo service to the pool as always.  Sapphire is getting a crowd so reservations are mandatory.  Call 702-869-0003 to reserve your place.

The weather will be balmy with a breeze and you can even take a dip in the pool if you want.  There will be 25 big-screen 4K TVs so everyone will have a good view of the game.

The girls at the pool have to wear pasties for now because of the great danger of Bat Plague transmission from bare nipples, a risk none of us could possibly bear.  But actual topless girl guests in pasties have been reported by plucky TVO readers.

And Sapphire’s topless club isn’t reopened yet, so we won’t have the dollar lap dance orgy at halftime that we have all grown to love so well.  But the cocktail waitresses and bartenders will all be topless with pasties, and they are adorable.

Call 702-869-0003 to reserve your free limo ride.  Sapphire topless pool is also open Fridays through Sundays for your weekend girl-watching pleasure.

Palomino Club, Hustler Club and Deja Vu Vegas Reopen Tonight!

Palomino Club Vegas Dancer

Renee at Palomino Club

Palomino Club (website) and Deja Vu Vegas (website) are reopening tonight, saving the lives of many men who could not have hung on much longer.  Chicas Bonitas has reopened as well, with its lovely and friendly senioritas.  You’ll be able to find the game on at least one of the screens there, though most of the crowd prefers soccer.

And yes, there will be girls.

Just heard Centerfolds is reopening with dancers too.  And Play It Again Sam once again has dancers.

Hustler Club (website) is reopened and screening Monday Night Football on the second floor.  The party starts at 4:30 p.m.

Hustler is using the restaurant dispensation to reopen, so reportedly you have to order food if you want to go to the club.  I’m not sure what nutritional requirements the governor in his wisdom has established to call the food “food”.  Does a pickle count as a vegetable with your wings to make a meal?  Hope so.  The waitresses will be stunning and scantily clad.

Palomino will open at 8 pm and will be open all night.

Deja Vu will open at 6 pm and be open all night.  Both clubs will be screening the game after they open.  They have overhead monitors.  Not sure if Deja Vu will be rolling out their big screens.  They usually will if guys ask for them, so don’t be shy.

Except for Sapphire, free limos are doubtful for tonight, so you’ll have to get there on your own.  I live 20 miles away and I’d be there even if I had to walk.

 

 

43 Responses to “Monday Night Football (and More) in the Vegas Strip Clubs”

  1. AG

    Hustler is also open tonight. 4:30pm on the rooftop. Open as a restaurant/bar. Food served with each drink order

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      • Arnold Snyder

        Aaron, depends on what dispensation you’re reopening under and how much you’ve donated to the governor’s reelection campaign.

        Can’t have a party pool. Can have a non-party pool with a DJ and food and a party.

        Can have a restaurant with food and drinks. Can’t have drinks in a restaurant without food. Actual food may or may not be food according to the governor’s rules.

        Can have drinks in a *bar* without food, but apparently Hustler can’t reopen as a bar, even though they are, in fact, a bar, with an actual bar.

        The governor is retarded and a tool in a psyop. Every place has asked that I say as little as possible, because the rules are so complicated that if I slip up and say the wrong word, the place could be shut down forever.

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        • 808forever

          Arnold, I have a suggestion if you’re interested.

          We regular posters know your blog is monitored by Shittylack’s minions, so you can’t post your actual reviews of the reopened clubs without getting them in trouble. I suggest you email your reviews to those that ask for them. We’re already asked to provide email addresses when we post, so you can use those for any given poster that requests a review.

          Please think about it.

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  2. Arnold Snyder

    I am happy to report Frankie’s Tiki Room, the ultimate ’50s tiki bar, is reopening on W. Charleston.

    So is the Double Down Saloon on Paradise about a block south of Harmon. It’s the home of Ass Juice and the ultimate Bacon Martini.

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  3. Bill

    I’m getting bits and pieces since mainstream media is obviously too busy bashing trump to report the news. But there seems to be news about hunter Biden and sex slaves being brought up in senate I believe?

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    • Arnold Snyder

      Bill, I just did a post on it. Refresh and see.

      For 30 years, Joe Biden has been running a protection racket. He takes in millions of dollars from foreign billionaire criminals to stop investigations into their crimes.

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  4. Chris

    I don’t care if they are real. All I want to know is if they are spectacular?
    Someone please tell me!

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  5. Aaron

    So can we expect a report on Palomino and DeJaVu post this latest reopen? Or do we have to use vague code again?

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    • Arnold Snyder

      Aaron, it’s exactly the same as the best of what I described before I had to pull the posts down.

      Nevadans are still not protected by the U.S. Constitution at this time.

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  6. seamak

    hi Arnold – Love your site and info. Would you mind sharing your review on Sapphires via my email regarding your experience. The pasties is truly a big turn off for me as a titties lover.

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    • Arnold Snyder

      Seamak, I’d be happy to but right now it’s pretty pg-rated. Pasties and bikinis. Very cute cocktail waitresses. Bartenders with impressive assets, but bikini tops or pasties. No lap dances.

      Fridays through Sundays girl guests will sometimes go topless with pasties. Sapphire’s dancers mostly aren’t on hand because the topless club still isn’t open.

      But it’s still a fun football-watching party on Monday nights.

      Palomino or Deja Vu might be a better choice for you for now.

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  7. Davehat

    Should I go Friday or Saturday?

    I’m thinking Saturday will have a higher-caliber of girl at Palomino. That’s how it works at Rhino and Treasures (although more crowded too).

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    • Arnold Snyder

      Davehat, both should be good but Saturday may be slightly better. Palomino will have its crowd back very soon or may already, and they had lines waiting to get in before they had to reclose, so I’d get there a bit earlier than absolute peak hours. No later than 11.

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  8. Davehat

    I prefer the Golden Tiki as the “ultimate 50s tiki” versus Frankie’s place. It’s about 4 times larger, and has a cool backroom with live fire, talking parrot, and live singing. And tons of tiki objects in every available space & food if you prefer eating instead of drinking.

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    • Arnold Snyder

      Nunya, I’m praising the club and I won’t go anywhere I have to wear a mask.

      Cocktail servers are wearing masks. No one on stage is wearing a mask. For others, depends on location.

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      • 808forever

        Arnold, when you were at Palomino did you hear or see if the following dancers were there:

        Avery, Jessica, Grey, or Georgia?

        Got paid a bit more than expected this week, so I think I can spare some from my FL savings to check out the club. I’ll only go if at least one of them are there though.

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  9. Felix Destin

    What sort of experience can I expect at Palomino this coming weekend. Are dances taking place on the main floor without masks? Are any of the upstairs rooms open for dances. With the eagerness to start making bank again I am curious if dancers are inflating prices. Ore covid at sapphire I had a dancer get me to go vip for 2 hrs (extra alcohol then hit me up for money for the doorman (100) and then asked for a tip for herself. So the 500 an hr she quoted for vip was way way more
    I didn’t enjoy that hustle.

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    • Arnold Snyder

      Felix, I have never lied on this website.

      I recommend the club. You are sure to have a good time.

      No hustle.

      That’s all I can say. I wouldn’t steer you there for a dud.

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  10. Aaron

    Arnold thanks for the report (such as it is) im locked in for haloween weekend. I’ll probably check back to see if things have changed before I get my table packages

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  11. Timothy

    What is the talent like at Palomino right now. Are they getting any of the top shelf girls from the glamour joints like rhino treasures and sapphire. Or is it the stellar crew they’ve always had.

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    • Davehat

      VISITED PALOMINO & DEJA VU Saturday:

      I didn’t really enjoy Palomino since nearly every girl has a “thick” body type. I’m not into that. (Plus nobody was topless on stage.)

      – Deja Vu had no cover charge. And they had the girl type I prefer: Young & thin & ____.

      – Hustlers is owned by Deja Vu so maybe similar quality dancers & Covid policies across both clubs? I need to check it out.

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  12. Ron

    Visited Palomino tonight. Arrived 10pm and got a table. By time I left at 130 the line to get In cheered me and thanked me for leaving.
    STAGE dances tops on.
    No floor dances allowed. Just vip.
    Took a girl up to vip named Hanna and had great time but it was mask on even in curtained booth. That was lame.
    She was awesome though.

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      • 808forever

        I echo Ron’s sentiments in his review, particularly the mask wearing in VIP (lame AF).

        I went Saturday @ 2:30 am, waited in line about 10 minutes. Wasn’t quite to capacity like we were told in line. Asked about my favorites, none were there. Ended up getting 3 songs apiece from Kerry (very good) and Rachel (not so good). I was surprised at the club closing @ 5am though. I may not return until after my Orlando trip, as I have only two paychecks to save for that. The only exception is for Avery.

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        • Davehat

          Palomino Club closing at 5am doesn’t seem unusual. Almost no Vegas clubs were open 24 hours a day, even prepandemic.

          Primetime (with best looking girls) is 10pm to 2am approximately. And of course Friday/Saturday.

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          • 808forever

            Dave, the issue here is that they advertised closing @ 7am on Friday and Saturday (look at their FB post about the reopening), but still closed @ 5. I went late because I was expecting to have a few hours of playtime with the late closing, not barely a couple of them.

  13. John

    Lots of great info – thanks! I’m heading out for a quick trip this weekend. Are all these places still open? What’s the consensus on the topic two or three clubs? Thanks guys!

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    • Arnold Snyder

      John, the clubs that are open right now are Palomino Club, Deja Vu, Chicas Bonitas, Hustler and Centerfolds. We have reports that Little Darlings has reopened, but I’m not sure. I’ll be out scouting this weekend. Sapphire pool is open on weekends and has a big Monday Night Football party.

      For dancer numbers and quality and fun, I recommend Palomino Club as the top choice right now and Deja Vu second. If you’re into a Monday Night Football party, I like the Sapphire pool party.

      None of the clubs are completely back to normal because no lap dances are permitted yet out on the floor.

      Also, if you’re going at peak hours on a weekend night, there will be lines at the best clubs because occupancy is limited right now. In addition, at peak hours on weekend nights at the best clubs, you may find a bottle requirement.

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  14. Aaron

    Ive been trying to get a package for DejaVu but they are showing not for sale in thier website. They also haven’t been answering their phones durring club open hours. Is the demand so high they are relying on walkins? Might have to just book Palomino-club 2 nights in a row if i cant get any response.

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    • Arnold Snyder

      Aaron, yes, just walk in. Deja Vu is enormous so you shouldn’t have any trouble getting in even with the reduced occupancy mandate.

      If the club is getting full at peak hours, they’ll start charging at the door for a minimum drink requirement or something. Not sure what the latest rule is from the governor that they have to work around.

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