Monday Night Football at Sapphire Topless Pool
I can finally write about Monday Night Football in the Vegas strip clubs again. Tonight’s game is the Raiders vs the Saints in the Raiders’ first ever home game in Las Vegas, so locals will be out en masse to cheer on our team together. The game starts at 5:15 pm. The Raiders won their first game against the Carolina Panthers 34-30, so fans will be feeling jolly.
Sapphire topless pool (website) will be screening the game outdoors tonight. $25 admission includes an excellent barbecue buffet and two free drinks, plus they are offering free limo service to the pool as always. Sapphire is getting a crowd so reservations are mandatory. Call 702-869-0003 to reserve your place.
The weather will be balmy with a breeze and you can even take a dip in the pool if you want. There will be 25 big-screen 4K TVs so everyone will have a good view of the game.
The girls at the pool have to wear pasties for now because of the great danger of Bat Plague transmission from bare nipples, a risk none of us could possibly bear. But actual topless girl guests in pasties have been reported by plucky TVO readers.
And Sapphire’s topless club isn’t reopened yet, so we won’t have the dollar lap dance orgy at halftime that we have all grown to love so well. But the cocktail waitresses and bartenders will all be topless with pasties, and they are adorable.
Call 702-869-0003 to reserve your free limo ride. Sapphire topless pool is also open Fridays through Sundays for your weekend girl-watching pleasure.
Palomino Club, Hustler Club and Deja Vu Vegas Reopen Tonight!
Palomino Club (website) and Deja Vu Vegas (website) are reopening tonight, saving the lives of many men who could not have hung on much longer. Chicas Bonitas has reopened as well, with its lovely and friendly senioritas. You’ll be able to find the game on at least one of the screens there, though most of the crowd prefers soccer.
And yes, there will be girls.
Hustler is using the restaurant dispensation to reopen, so reportedly you have to order food if you want to go to the club. I’m not sure what nutritional requirements the governor in his wisdom has established to call the food “food”. Does a pickle count as a vegetable with your wings to make a meal? Hope so. The waitresses will be stunning and scantily clad.
Palomino will open at 8 pm and will be open all night.
Deja Vu will open at 6 pm and be open all night. Both clubs will be screening the game after they open. They have overhead monitors. Not sure if Deja Vu will be rolling out their big screens. They usually will if guys ask for them, so don’t be shy.
Except for Sapphire, free limos are doubtful for tonight, so you’ll have to get there on your own. I live 20 miles away and I’d be there even if I had to walk.