Two struggling teams — the Carolina Panthers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers (both 1 and 3) — are going to be brawling it out tonight. This is a huge game for both teams, as the loser will end up with a horrifying 1 and 4 start for the season, while the winner goes to a much more respectable 2 and 3. I expect to see massive brain concussions, kicks in the nuts, vicious biting penalties, and a lot of blood on the field.
If all that gory violence puts you in a mood to snuggle down with a hot topless babe in your lap, the legendary wild halftime dollar dance tsunami at Sapphire (club review / club website) will help you forget the pain and agony you’ve just witnessed in the first half. There’s nothing quite like beautiful breasts to soothe a man’s suffering soul.
Sapphire has the best food, the biggest HD monitors, and the rowdiest crowd. The $22 cover charge includes the buffet and two drinks. A $150 season pass gets you into all MNF games for the whole season (with the buffet and two drinks per game), plus the Superbowl party.
On the other hand, if you’d prefer to watch naked girls dancing at the same time as big brutes colliding with each other, Palomino Club (club review / club website) will have the game on while their naked cadre of fine-ass babes are spreading their legs on stage in an attempt to distract you from the blood on screen.
Palomino is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar, dancers who chuck their g-strings on stage and in the private VIP shows, and the Monday Night Football game on nine screens.
There’s no cover charge (provided you don’t arrive by cab) and an excellent free Hawaiian buffet (meatballs in gravy, fried saimin, garlic fried chicken, teriyaki chicken, and Kalbi ribs).
During the game, there are $30 domestic buckets, $35 import buckets, and $8 shots. (If you come in a group, the biggest group gets a free bottle the following week.)
Other Vegas clubs with MNF parties are Babes, Cheetahs, Club Paradise, Crazy Horse III, Deja Vu Showgirls, Hustler, OG, Play It Again Sam, Spearmint Rhino, Striptease and Treasures. For full details on all clubs see: The Vegas Strip Club Monday Night Football Parties.