NASCAR Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 2

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Full Nude, Fully Delicious Dancers

Palomino Club Vegas Dancer

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

   Palomino Club, the only Vegas nude club that serves booze, features 130+ of the most beautiful dancers in Vegas.  Think girls who look like they just stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog.

The club also features the wildest stage show in Vegas.  Picture fully nude dancers taking the main stage two at a time and pushing the limits beyond anything you’ll ever see in a casino showroom or topless club anywhere.

Unlike Vegas topless clubs, which charge $12 to $18 for a beer, drink prices here are a friendly $6 for drafts and $8 for bottles. And high-mileage nude private dances in the curtained one-on-one VIP booths start at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab). For all of these reasons, Palomino Club is one of my top picks for best Vegas strip club.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-327-7258. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.

Note:  This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Bring your wife or girlfriend. Palomino is the ultimate Vegas strip club for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+ 

Sapphire’s All-Night Lap Dance Orgy with Bella Rose

♦   Every Friday and Saturday night, Sapphire Las Vegas hires the hottest porn stars in the biz to appear on the club’s main stage. Between stage sets, the stars look for guys who might want a more hands-on topless show in Sapphire’s VIP or one of the club’s private Skyboxes (most luxurious in Vegas).

If your bucket list includes “fool around with a blonde nymphet porn star,” tonight’s star at Sapphire is Bella Rose, the delectable XXX star of Teenage Rampage and The Girl Next Door Likes It Dirty. See our post on Bella Rose at Sapphire for complete info.

To get first flirting privileges with Bella, you can reserve a seat at her private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135 (available online here).

You can also get a solo package starting at $65 and have a ball with the club’s 400+ stacked 9s and 10s. (There are also group, couple, and bottle packages available through that link.) Sapphire is known worldwide for its in-your-lap, in-your-hands, in-your-face lap dance orgy.

We recommend a package at this club because, without one, it may be impossible to find a place to sit down. All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and the club’s royalty treatment, including host service.

Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+

March Midget Madness at Little Darlings

  Every weekend in March is a Midget Madness Weekend at Little Darlings in Las Vegas. This weekend, on both Friday and Saturday nights (Mar 2-3), Pint-Sized Pepper will be kicking off the hijinx by getting naked on stage in two shows each night starting after 11 pm. If you like your women four feet tall after they put on their 8-inch platform heels, you’ll like Pint-Sized Pepper.

Little Darlings gets a young crowd and this promises to be a rowdy show.

Friday and Saturday nights are also theme nights at Little D’s. That means from 11 pm to 2 am the club’s hot normal-sized dancers come on stage in crazy costumes and do real striptease.

Since Little Darlings is a nude club, that means the dancers take it all off, including their g-strings, not only on stage but in private dances in the club’s VIP booths and private bedrooms.  Even $20 lap dances take place in a private booth at this club and are fully nude.

Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in the free club limo. Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You can also find a good package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club website.  Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Kiara Mia at Hustler Club

♦  The Vegas Hustler Club will be featuring busty MILF Kiara Mia on March 1, 2 and 3 (Thur/Fri/Sat), with two shows each night, starting at 11 pm.  Kiara will also be available to sign autographs when she’s not on stage. Locals free with Vu Card. Out-of-state cover: $50. Topless, full bar 21+

Saturday, March 3

UFC 222 Party at Deja Vu Showgirls — Drink FREE for 4 Hours

Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas dancer

Shelby at Deja Vu Vegas

  There’s no better place to watch UFC 222 than at Deja Vu Showgirls, a Las Vegas topless club. The heavyweight match, Arlovsky vs Struve, promises to be bloody and there’s a cat fight with a cute blonde (for more info, see our post on UFC 222 in the Vegas strip clubs.) But personal combat sports are always better with cute topless girls squirming around in your lap.

Plus, Deja Vu has a four-hour open bar (6 – 10 pm, domestics & wells) so you don’t even have to pay for your booze while you watch the fight. And, if you arrive at Deja Vu by the free club limo, you’ll also get free admission and a free drink for after the open bar closes. So, don’t blow your mad money on cab fare, cover charges and overpriced liquor. Blow your money on hot topless babes.

Deja Vu’s private bedroom dances are one of the best strip club VIP deals in Vegas, starting at $150 for 15 minutes, or roughly what other Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP. The rooms are furnished with your choice of comfy sofa or full-sized bed, as well as an actual door you can close behind you so you can focus on the girl undressing for you rather than some guy sitting across from you.

Call for the club’s free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118).  Otherwise, admission is $10 for locals, $20 for out-of-staters, $45 if you arrive by cab, Uber, or commercial limo — so don’t take a cab!   Or check out the club’s packages for couples and groups. Topless, full bar, 21+

Get Jessa Rhodes in Your Lap at Sapphire Tonight

  Jessa Rhodes recently starred in a XXX flick titled My Slutty Weekend. If you saw that flick, then you’ll probably want to call Sapphire right now and reserve a one-hour private show with Jessa in one of the club’s Skyboxes. Here’s your chance to have your own slutty weekend with this busty cutie pie.

You can reserve a seat at Jessa’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135 online here. Other porn star packages are also available though that link. See our post for complete info about blonde bombshell Jessa Rhodes’ Sapphire performance.

If you’re more interested in focusing on Sapphire’s 400+ stacked and slender 9s and 10s, solo packages are available here starting at $65 (you’ll also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link). All packages include a drink discount, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, host service, and a reserved VIP table. Any package is worth it for the reserved table alone because otherwise it may be impossible to find a place to sit down, and you can’t get a lap dance without a lap.

Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+

See Sapphire’s porn star line-up here through the end of March. We update that page weekly.

Pint-Sized Pepper at Little Darlings

  Pint Sized Pepper returns to Little Darlings Vegas tonight for two more shows after 11 pm. (See Little Darlings listing on Friday above for more info.)

The Sapphire Comedy Hour

  Tonight the Sapphire Comedy Hour features Steven Briggs and Barney Rivera, plus the Shocker, suave magician MonDre, and sexy burlesque dancer Kalani Kokonuts from 8 – 9 pm. This is a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club. When the comedy’s over, you exit right into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $45 admission) for no extra charge. Come for the laughs. Stay for the breasts.

Admission is $20, or $65 with an open bar for the comedy show. A dinner option is also available. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar 21+

Other Vegas Strip Clubs Screening UFC 222

   Crazy Horse 3 in Vegas has its standard $50 package deal that includes transport, entry, and a $60 drink card. Locals free. Look for $20 domestic buckets (4) and free pizza. Topless, full bar, 21+

   Sophia’s gentlemen’s club is also screening UFC 222. Locals free. Out-of-state $50 (or $100 with open bar for the fight). $400 for VIP table with bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

I Spy (Bingo) Burlesque at Elephino Dive & Dine

♦  I Spy Burlesque combines booze, burlesque and bingo. You purchase bingo cards and daubers and play a twist on the game they’re calling “Not your grandma’s bingo,” where you fill in your card based on the clothes that come off. Or something. (I think the booze is the most important element of this show.)

Tonight’s bingo game features Mitzy Mayhem, Miz Charlamay, Neon and Sweetie Bird. Think Vegas locals reviving the art of traditional striptease.  Show starts at 8 pm with no cover. The Elephino Dine and Dive is located at 3246 E Desert Inn Rd, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+

Sunday, March 4

Comedy at Centerfolds Cabaret

  Centerfolds Cabaret has a free standup comedy show every Sunday afternoon from 5 – 6 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+

Burly-Q Revue at Double Down Saloon

  It’s a birthday party tonight for the Burly-Q Revue’s foul-mouthed femcee, Miss Miranda Glamour. Featured performers include Charlie Starling, IllyRose, Mister Twister and Pistol Holliday, with live music by Johnny Zig and the Force.

The Double Down Saloon is a popular locals’ bar. Check out their ass juice and bacon martini, both locals’ favorites. The bar is located at 4640 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. No cover charge. Full bar, 21+

Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s

  If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island).  Gilley’s bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.


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