New Years Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, December 30

At Sapphire — Busty Porn Queen Missy Martinez Wants to Get Physical with You

Sapphire (club review / club website) is Las Vegas’ biggest and wildest lap dance orgy.  You have probably never seen anything like it.  At peak hours, you’ll find uncountable hundreds of beautiful women in little-nothing lingerie swarming the floor and writhing in gentlemen’s faces, hands and laps. Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law, so bring plenty of twenties and go home with some Vegas memories that will haunt your dreams for months.

On Friday night, Dec 30, Sapphire resumes its weekly series of porn stars appearing live on stage and available for private shows in Sapphire’s VIP room and luxury Skyboxes.

This Friday, it’s the busty Missy Martinez, star of more than 60 pornos, including Cheater Cheater Pussy Eater, Let Me Suck You 5, and the widely-acclaimed Gazongas 13. Missy has also recently landed roles in some mainstream horror films, notably Scout’s Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse and the soon-to-be-released Dracula’s Sorority Sisters.

Missy will start her stage performances around 11:30 pm and will perform numerous times throughout the night. When she comes down from the stage, she’ll be looking for guys who want to get physical with her. This is your chance to get up-close-and-personal with a voluptuous, uninhibited porn star with a body to die for, so don’t be shy. She’s here to make money by having fun with her fans. My advice is to make reservations early, as Missy Martinez has a huge following.

You can flirt with Missy at her private table (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can take her into Sapphire’s VIP room or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600.  Set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003).

A solo-guy VIP package (available here) starts at $65 (and includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). Other club packages are available for groups and couples. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7.

For more information on upcoming porn star appearances, see:  Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

 

Vegas Strip Clubs Screening UFC 207

Crazy Horse III (club review) always screens the UFC fights. Their $50 package includes limo transport, admission, free pizza and a $60 drink card. Look for $20 beer buckets during the fights. Topless. Full bar. 21+

Hustler Club (club review) will be screening UFC 207, but no details have been posted. Topless. Full bar. 21+

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review) will be screening UFC 207 with an open bar until 10 pm. Topless. Full bar. 21+

 

Saturday, December 31 (New Years Eve)

Palomino Club — Ring in the New Year with Dropping G-Strings

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer Scarlett

Scarlett Dances at Palomino Club
photo by Hew Burney

If you like pussy, the best place to ring in the New Year is Palomino Club (club review / club website). Times Square in NYC has its famous Ball Drop at midnight, but I prefer Palomino’s g-string Drop, and you don’t even have to wait until midnight, because every dancer in the club gets naked on stage all night long. At midnight Palomino will have a champagne toast to say hello to 2017.

Palomino is the only gentlemen’s club in Vegas with a full bar and fully-nude dancers. These are sexy, uninhibited women who also get naked in the private VIP shows (which start at $100).

At peak hours, Palomino has 100+ dancers and they put on the wildest and most erotic stage show in town — flying around the stripper polls, pulling off each other’s g-strings, and doing sizzling striptease routines. To get an idea of what you’re in for, check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night:  Pole Dancers of Palomino ClubLilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl Show and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett.  Even on slower holiday nights, Palomino offers the wildest stage show in town.

Palomino’s VIP room is all private curtained booths where you and the dancer can focus your full attention on each other.  Plus there’s no extra bar tab required in the VIP, so just bring your drink with you. A draft is $6 and a domestic $8, for locals and out-of-state alike.

If you’re thinking of introducing your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment for the first time, Palomino is the perfect place to do it. The dancers are so talented and the stage show so sexy and entertaining that women often become the biggest tippers. The dancers are couples-friendly and they love entertaining their female fans.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups.

Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks — or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (And yes, that’s free round-trip transport.)  (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.

 

Crazy Horse III’s Open Bar Package for NYE

Crazy Horse III (club review) has an $80 package for New Year’s Eve that includes transportation, admission, and a hosted open bar from 10 pm to midnight. Topless. Full bar. 21+

 

Transportation Tips for NYE

Las Vegas Boulevard (the Strip) closes at about 6 pm on New Year’s Eve.  That means the strip club limos can’t get to a lot of Strip hotels.  If you’re staying downtown, the strip club limos can pick you up on a street at the back end of your hotel.  If you’re staying on the Strip, you may have to arrange for pick-up on either Industrial or Koval, depending on where you’re staying.

If you’re willing to walk a block or two, call the club to see what arrangements can be worked out.

 

Sunday, December 31  (New Years Day)

Vegas Strip Clubs Screening Sunday Night Football

Some of the Vegas topless clubs screen Sunday night games, which kickoff at 5:30 pm. All of these clubs have a full bar. You must be 21+. Don’t expect the big crowds or free eats, but if you like watching football with topless girls available, these are the clubs that have announced Sunday Night Football viewing parties:

Crazy Horse III (club review)
Deja Vu Showgirls (club review)
Spearmint Rhino (club review)

 

Burly-Q Revue at the Double Down Saloon

I assume Miranda Glamour will be hosting the Double Down’s monthly burlesque bash, the Burly-Q Revue, as she has always hosted this show in the past, but show details have not been announced yet. I’ll also guess the music will be provided, per usual, by Johnny Zig and the Highliters.

The Double Down Saloon is a locals’ hangout known for burlesque, comedy, novelty acts, hot local bands, and weird drink concoctions. The Bacon Martini and the Ass Juice are two house specialties. During the holiday season, don’t pass up the club’s famous AssNog. The Double Down Saloon is located at 4640 S Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. No cover. 9 pm. Full bar, 21+ only.

 

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. Gilley’s says they will be having the contest on Christmas, assuming girls show up to compete. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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