Friday, December 8
Palomino Club — the Only Strip Club in Vegas with Nude Dancers & a Full Bar
♦ Palomino Club is home to Lily, our December Dancer of the Month and 130+ other absolutely gorgeous girls who all get naked on Palomino’s stage and in the VIP rooms. This is the legendary Las Vegas gentlemen’s club that’s the only one in town with both a full bar and dancers who take it all off.
The dancer selection at Palomino is second to none. Check out our photos from Palomino’s dressing room.
The stage show at Palomino also sets it apart from the crowd. With multiple girls on multiple stages, flying around the stripper poles, doing girl-on-girl numbers, teasing you with in-your-face floor work and real striptease — all of it fully nude — it’s like an erotic Cirque show.
Private-booth dances where you’re alone with a dancer start at 3 songs for $100, with no extra bar tab or bottle fee. That’s a deal. A draft beer is $6, bottles $8, even for out-of-town guests. Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-327-7258. Check out our club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.
Note: The word is out on this club and it starts to fill up after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Bring your wife or girlfriend. Palomino is one of our top picks for a great Vegas strip club date for couples.
Mia Malkova at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire topless club will be featuring porn’s sweetest little bondage queen, Mia Malkova, on Friday night. See Porn Babes Will Warm Your Cockles in the Vegas Strip Clubs This Weekend. Get Mia into a Sapphire Skybox and and it’ll be the highlight of your Vegas trip.
Sapphire has 400+ stacked lap dancers at peak hours in Las Vegas’ most over-the-top babe bacchanal. The icing on your Christmas cake: Vegas doesn’t have a sit-on-your-hands law.
We recommend a package at this club because, without one, it can be impossible to find a place to sit down. All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, host service, and a reserved VIP table. Solo packages packages start at $65 and you can also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link.
Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+
Friday Is Theme Night at Little Darlings
Chanel Dances at Little Darlings
♦ Little Darlings is a Vegas nude club where dancers and customers only have to be 18+. No alcohol, but lots of gorgeous young pussy on display. Think of a college cheerleading squad dancing their way out of their bikinis. On Theme Night, the girls wear costumes and do cute striptease routines to get naked.
All private dances, including all $20 lap dances, are performed nude and in private booths off the main floor. Private bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes with no extra drink tab — check our Vegas strip club VIP price and privacy guide to see what a great deal this is.
Always female and couples-friendly, so bring your wife or girlfriend. Admission is $15 for locals, $35 for out-of-state visitors, but out-of-states can get in for the $15 locals’ rate by arriving by the free club limo. Call 702-366-1141, or text LDLV to 702-767-8118, to reserve your ride. Check out Little Darlings’ schedule of upcoming events at the club’s website.
Drink Free for 4 Hours at Deja Vu Showgirls
Jade Dances at Deja Vu Showgirls
♦ Deja Vu Showgirls in Vegas, a topless club, will be serving free drinks (domestics and wells) from 6 pm till 10 pm. (They do this open bar every night!) That’s a perfect time to relax and flirt with the dancers while you’re looking for the perfect babe to take into one of the club’s unique private bedrooms.
Check out Jade, our May Dancer of the Month, who’s almost always in the club on weekend nights.
The club’s private bedrooms feature a real door you can close behind you for the same price as most Vegas clubs charge for the group VIP. Deja Vu’s generous drink deal and private bedroom prices make it one of the best Vegas strip club bargains.
Cover is $10 for locals and $20 for out-of-state, but out-of-staters can take the free club limo to get free admission plus a free drink for after the open bar ends. Call 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118) to reserve your ride. Topless, full bar 21+
Free Entry at Hustler with Your NFR Badge
♦ Hustler Club Vegas will give free entry if you show your NFR badge (and don’t arrive in a cab). Otherwise $50 entry for out-of-state. Locals free with Vu Card. Topless, full bar 21+
Toy Drive at Crazy Horse III
♦ Crazy Horse III will comp a free drink to anyone who donates a new unwrapped toy for their Christmas Toy Drive (Dec 1 – 9). Topless, full bar 21+
Saturday, December 9
Brenna Sparks Will Be Raising Temperatures at Legends Room
Brenna Sparks at Legends Room
♦ Las Vegas’ new topless strip club, Legends Room, is unlike any other strip club in the world because you can pay for admission, drinks, lap dances and private VIP shows with cryptocurrencies (Bitcoin, Ethereum, and LGD tokens). But don’t worry if you’re not into crypto. This club is also a good deal for those using cash or credit cards.
Porn sweetheart Brenna Sparks — who has a body to die for — will be in the house tonight, doing stage sets and available for private one-on-one fun. Brenna was our November Dancer of the Month.
If you’re not a Bitcoin millionaire, you can still feel like one by buying some LGD tokens at the door. Paying with LGD tokens gets you 20% off all drinks, lap dances and private shows. Yes, that means you’ll pay $16 for a $20 lap dance if you use LGD, $8 for a $10 beer, or $120 for a $150 15-minute private-room dance. No brainer.
This is a luxurious club where the dancers look yummy in dresses and evening gowns. The club also has a membership option; you can rent a membership for the night for $65 and it’s a nice splurge because the members’ area has plush black leather easy chairs rather than the standard strip club chairs. It also has bigger, swankier private rooms than out in the main room.
Admission is $45 (or free if you arrive by the free club limo). Topless, full bar 21+
Alexis Monroe Gets Down & Dirty at Sapphire on Saturday
♦ Sapphire has the scrumptious Alexis Monroe getting naughty on stage tonight, then coming down into the crowd to tempt her fans into the VIP. See Porn Babes Will Warm Your Cockles in the Vegas Strip Clubs This Weekend for details.
I suggest you get a package deal for this show for the discount on booze, free transport, free admission and also because packages include a reserved table. Without one you may find it impossible to sit down.
Cover is $45, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their free limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+
Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ The Sapphire Comedy Hour takes place every Saturday night at 8 pm. Tonight’s show features Anton Knight, Manny Hein and extreme comedian Bizarro. Between comics, enjoy magicians Mon Dre and local burlesque cutie Kalani Kokonuts. This is an ingenious way to get your wife or girlfriend into a Vegas strip club. The crowd is mostly couples and when the comedy show ends, you exit right into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $45 admission) for no extra charge. Come for the laughs. Stay for the boobs.
The $20 admission is a bargain, or for $65 you get an open bar for the show. A dinner option is also available. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.
I Spy Burlesque at Boomer’s Bar
♦ I Spy Burlesque is burlesque combined with bingo. The promo flyer says: “Burlesque performers entertain while audience members match activities to their bingo cards. Peel a stocking? Mark your square! Use a boa? Mark your square!” This is even weirder than Burlesque Roulette (see below).
The show features Mal la Suerte, Illy Rose, Mitzi Mayhem, Sin City Pearl and Sweetie Bird, hosted by Earl of Chorizo Ricardo Montalbum. Show time: 8 pm. Boomer’s is located at 3200 W Sirius Ave, Las Vegas. $15. Full bar. 21+
Sunday, December 10
Standup Comedy Show at Centerfolds
♦ Centerfolds Cabaret has a free standup comedy show every Sunday afternoon from 5 – 6 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+
Burlesque Roulette at Artifice
♦ Burlesque Roulette is a monthly burlesque revue where the strippers have to spin a wheel to determine what song they’ll strip to. If you’ve never seen a girl peel it off to Woodie Guthrie’s “This Land Is Your Land,” this may be the show for you. Performers tonight include Illy Rose, Loon A Tik, Mae Du Luc, Pistol Holiday and Sweetie Bird, emceed by Miss Mirnda Glamour. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. $10 cover. Starts 8 pm. Full bar. 21
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s Amateur Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy—amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
Monday, December 11
Don’t Forget Monday Night Football in the Vegas Strip Clubs!
♦ If you’re still in town Monday night, the Vegas strip clubs have the best Monday Night Football parties.
