A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 13

Treasures — Gourmet Steakhouse and Delicious Girls

  Treasures Las Vegas looks more like a millionaire’s mansion than a strip joint. It’s a great place to spoil yourself in a plush sofa or easy chair with a stacked girl draped over you for high-mileage fun. To get an idea of how super high-mileage this club is, check out this unsolicited comment from a TVO reader about his recent experiences at the club.

Plus, no other gentlemen’s club in Vegas has its own steakhouse, which makes Treasures the best club for experiencing the ultimate girlfriend experience. Just invite one of the club’s gorgeous dancers to dine with you.  She’ll dress up for your date, flirt with you over cocktails and your meal, then lead you upstairs where you can undress her for dessert.

Treasures’ VIP dinner packages (plus other package deals) are available at the club website and are a great way to do this premium strip club for the price of a much lesser club.  Treasures $50 “club package” includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks) for less than the price of three domestics without a package.

If you prefer top shelf liquor and think three drinks is for amateurs, Treasures’ offers a $120 “VIP Open Bar package,” which includes a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne and is one of the best strip club package deals in Vegas.

All Treasures packages include free round-trip limo service, free admission, a line pass, and a reserved VIP table for the night.

Or call the club at 702-257-3030 for their free round-trip limo and get free admission even without a package. Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Fully-Nude, Best Stage Show in Vegas

Las Vegas stripper Serena

Serena Dances at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club is the only strip club in Vegas where you can knock down a drink or two while you’re enjoying dancers that drop their panties.

On weekends you will see 100+ of the hottest young bods in town flying around the stripper poles, getting down and dirty on stage, then trying to seduce you into an up-close-and-physical nude VIP dance. Check out our photo galleries of Renee, Lily and some of Palomino’s newest dancers to get a feel for the Victoria’s Secret quality of the girls here.

Nude private dances in the club’s one-on-one curtained VIP booths and private bedrooms start at only three songs for $100 with no extra bar tab.  Drink prices are friendly here as well, with drafts starting at only $7.

Beautiful dancers, a terrific nude stage show and great prices make Palomino one of the best Las Vegas strip clubs.

For free round-trip limo transport for groups of two or more, just call the club at 702-642-2984. (Solo guys call for limo availability, as you can often catch a ride to the club if you’re flexible on pick-up time and location.)  Or check out Palomino’s packages for couples, groups and solo guys.

Palomino is one of the most couples-friendly strip clubs in Vegas, so bring your wife or girlfriend here for an erotic date to remember. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

March Madness 2020 in the Vegas Strip Clubs (Updated 3x)

NOTE: NCAA JUST CANCELED MARCH MADNESS TODAY (THURSDAY, MARCH 12).

If you’re an NCAA hoops fan and you plan to be in Vegas to bet on the games during March Madness, the best place to watch the games, as always, is in one of the best Las Vegas strip clubs. Basketball always goes better with boobs.

The First Four games get underway in Dayton this year on March 17-18, and the Final Four take place in Atlanta on April 4-6. All the games in between those dates are listed on our calendar below.

Many of the games are daytime games, so if you want to watch a day game with topless babes available, you’ll have to go to one of the clubs that is open during the daytime. Right now, that’s Sapphire, Hustler, Play It Again Sam and Crazy Horse 3.  Sapphire is the only Vegas strip club with free daytime limo transport to the club.

So far, seven Vegas strip clubs have announced March Madness viewing parties.  Read more…

Sapphire Topless Pool Announces Casting Call and 2020 Opening Day!

Call for Topless Model Bartenders and Cocktail Waitresses

Sapphire Las Vegas Topless Pool

Sapphire Topless Pool

One of the reasons you are guaranteed to see fine topless girls at Sapphire topless pool is that the club chums their pool waters with their own stacked and uninhibited dancers, there to party, flirt, catch a buzz and work on their allover tans.

The other reason is that Sapphire hires female models to work topless as the pool’s cocktail waitresses, go-go dancers and bartenders.  The pay is $30 an hour plus bountiful tips, which guarantees that every year they get a bevy of fine babes to keep the alcohol flowing to grateful guests.

Who is going to resist an extra drink when it’s brought by a babe with bare bouncing titties?  Flowing booze and plenty of bare-breasted beauties make for the sexiest topless pool party in Vegas, summer after summer.

Now Sapphire is holding a casting call for those beautiful babes.  Today and tomorrow, March 10 and 11, Sapphire is holding auditions for topless model bartenders, topless model waitresses and go-go dancers, lifeguards, security, hosts, cashiers, cabana assistants, porters, food runners and bar backs. Any TVO readers interested in working as towel boys this summer should head over to the pool (located behind the strip club) from 3-5 pm or 6-8 pm on Tuesday, March 10 or from 6-8 pm on Wednesday, March 11.  Bring swimwear to the audition!

Reopening for the Season on Friday, April 17, 2020

The Sapphire topless pool party will reopen for the season on Friday, April 17.  The pool will be open every Friday through Sunday into September from noon to 6 pm each day.

If you’ve never been to Sapphire’s topless pool, and you’re planning a trip to Vegas this year, you owe it to yourself to schedule your trip for after April 17. The Vegas heat drives the girls into that sparkling cool water, where the guys keep them jumping for beach balls in the pool titty-ball game.  On Saturdays and Sundays, the pool party is always hosted by a porn star. We’ll post the schedule of XXX babes who will be hosting the parties here as soon as the information becomes available.

Sapphire’s crew of dancers not only party at the pool, but are available for VIP dances, so if you think topless girls look best when they’re wet, this is the place! Sapphire’s dancers wear pink wristbands, so it’s easy identify which girls are available for topless fun in the VIP (there are always lots of girl guests partying at the pool too). It’s like a strip club in the sunshine!

The pool hosts a topless night swim and fireworks party on the 4th of July and Labor Day.  Last year they held a Pamela Anderson lookalike contest as part of their Baywatch Party over Memorial Day weekend.  Liquor sponsors show up every weekend to host open bars and provide drink discounts, and sports stars like Dennis Rodman show up every summer.

And every Sunday the pool offers a hotel checkout deal.  They’ll pick you up at your hotel at checkout time, limo you to the pool and store your luggage for the day, then limo you to the airport in time to catch your flight, all for free.  Just call 702-869-0003 to reserve your ride.

For information on renting daybeds or cabanas, or on solo, group and couples packages, see the Sapphire Pool and Dayclub website.  For info on casino/hotel topless pools in Vegas, check out our Vegas topless pools overview.  We update that post every year in April.

Free Drinks in the Vegas Strip Clubs for ConExpo 2020

Your First Drink Free at Treasures

Free Round-Trip Limo Too

Treasures has a great deal for ConExpo attendees. Call the club at 702-257-3030 and ask for their free limo. They’ll pick you up at your hotel and bring you to their club, waive the $50 entry fee, and when you’ve had enough fun playing with their gorgeous ladies, they’ll chauffeur you back to your hotel, no charge and no strings attached.

Plus, just show your convention badge and your first drink is on the house.

Hungry? Treasures is the only gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas with its own gourmet steakhouse. It opens at 7 pm every night of the week and is open until 5 am on Fridays and Saturdays, until 3 am on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, and until 1 am on Sundays and Mondays.  See the steakhouse menu here. You can also order from the steakhouse or the Treasures grill from inside the club.

What Treasures is really about, however, is the girls. These are some of the most gorgeous knockouts in Vegas and they never say no. To get an idea of how wild the lap and VIP dances are here, check out this unsolicited comment from a TVO reader about his recent experience at the club.

If you’re going to spend the evening, check out the great package deals on the club website. Topless, full bar, 21+

Open Bar Plus 400 Stacked 9s and 10s at Sapphire

Sapphire Las Vegas stripper

Leya is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire Las Vegas will be hosting an open bar from 10-11 pm for ConExpo attendees every night of the convention (March 10-14).  That’s five hours of free booze (everything but champagne and super premium liquors) just for showing your convention badge.

After a long hard day of checking out the latest in air compressors, rammers, rollers, backhoes, trenchers, grinders, mixers, scrapers, shot blasters, spider cranes and articulating boom lifts, buddy, you need a drink and some fine sets of soft titties to take your mind off of work. Sapphire is Las Vegas’ largest gentlemen’s club, where 400+ stacked 9s and 10s in skimpy underthings are ready to start ramming, rolling, grinding, mixing, shot blasting and generally soothing your frazzled nerves in the wildest all-night lap dance orgy in town.

Pro Tip:  Do not take a cab or rideshare to Sapphire or you will be charged the standard $50 club admission.   Instead, get free admission by taking advantage of Sapphire’s fleet of free limos waiting to pick you up at your hotel and transport you to the club in style.  Just call 702-869-0003 to reserve your free ride and spend the fifty bucks you save on the girls.

You can also find great Sapphire package deals here for bottle service, groups and couples. All include a drink discount, free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table, and the full royalty treatment at one of Las Vegas’ best strip clubs.