A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Sativa At Minks This Week

Sativa at Minks Monday-Saturday

I have no idea who “Sativa” is, but she’s being featured at Minks all this week, from Monday through Saturday, August 23-28. I tried looking her up on Pornhub and Imdb, but apparently, she’s not a porn actress. I couldn’t find an Instagram page for her. Minks says nothing more about her on their website, Facebook, Twitter or Instagram page.

But, what the hay, the club posted her pic on their FB page that says she’ll be performing there from Aug 23-28, and she looks cute, so, go check her out!

Minks features 20-minute VIP room dances for $100 on Monday nights, which is the best private show deal in town. On 2-for-1 Tuesdays, all drinks are two for the price of one. On Whiskey Wednesdays, all whiskey drinks are $2 off and beer buckets are half price. Happy hour every night is from 7 – 9 pm with all well drinks and drafts just $4.

With so many Vegas clubs now hitting locals with a cover charge, at Minks, locals always get free admission. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service.  Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, August 20 / Saturday, August 21 / Sunday, August 22 

Big Time Wrestlers Host Sapphire’s Topless Pool

Tahlia Paris Hosts the Party at Sapphire’s Topless Pool on Saturday

  If you’re a fan of Extreme Wrestling,  Sapphire’s Topless Pool is featuring Rob Van Dam and Katie Forbes (wrestling fans will know both of them) as cohosts of the Friday, August 20, pool party, along with DJ Flow. On Saturday, August 21, J Nice will takeover the DJ duties, with IG cutie Tahlia Paris as the Summer Swim Host. On Sunday, August 22, DJ Liz Clark will be sending the sexy beats your way. To reserve a lounge chair or other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here.

Also, every Friday, Saturday and Sunday starting at noon,  Sapphire Pool hosts a fantasy football draft party with topless cheerleaders, go-go dancers, cocktail servers and bartenders, fantasy draft boards and free Wi-Fi. Week one of the 2021 NFL season starts on Thursday, September 9th, so it’s time to book your draft party here.

Because the Sapphire Pool is outdoors, the servers, bartenders, and go-go dancers should all be maskless as well as topless. The pool is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm. Call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire (the gentlemen’s club that features strippers every night) is now open from 8 pm to 4 am daily. As per yesterday’s post here, on Saturday night the club will be opening at 6 pm for a PPV viewing party of the Pacquiao/Ugas WBA Welterweight Championship fight. Package deals are available for individuals (starting at $30) and for groups of two to ten guests on Sapphire’s website here. Or call 702-869-0003 for reservations, complimetary limo pickup, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Tiffany Watson at Little Darlings Friday and Saturday Night

Tiffany Watson at Little Darlings

Little Darlings is featuring porn cutie, Tiffany Watson on Friday and Saturday night, August 20-21. Tiffany will be doing two all-nude shows on Little D’s main stage after 11 pm each night. She’ll also be available for private shows in the VIP when she’s not on stage.

To see Little Darlings’ full schedule of porn stars to come this month and next, click here.

Because there’s no alcohol served at Little D’s, you only have to be 18+, as do the dancers. The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Palomino Club — the Only Club in Vegas with a Full Bar & Nude Dancers

 Palomino Club remains the only gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas that features a full bar and totally nude dancers. You must be 21+, but dancers only have to be 18+. Dancers under 21 wear a plastic wristband so the servers and bartenders don’t accidentally serve them liquor. Some guys prefer these younger dancers because it’s much less expensive to buy them drinks!

Drink prices here are lower than at most of the big topless clubs, a great deal for out-of-staters, who are often charged more for drinks in strip clubs than locals. You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Spend Your Bitcoin at Crazy Horse 3

Crazy Horse III is now accepting Bitcoin for bottle packages, though the club is planning to accept crypto in the future for admission, drinks and even dance dollars. See the CH3’s package deals here, or call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sexxy After Dark Sizzles at Hustler Club

 On Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting at 9 pm, Hustler Club presents Sexxy After Dark. If you ever saw Sexxy at the Westgate Casino before the pandemic lockdown, you’ll want to check out this sizzling strip club version of the show.  This show takes place on the club’s main stage, with the topless Hustler Honeys performing before and after. Check out the party package deals here, or call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds’ “Touch of Burlesque” Now Five Nights a Week

Centerfolds Cabaret is giving Hustler Club’s Sexxy After Dark some burlesque competition with “A Touch of Burlesque.” The six dancers that make up the cast include Jessica Ward from Cirque du Soleil, Katie Matthews from Zombie Burlesque, Abilene Burics from Fantasy at Luxor, Mariah Ware from Cherry Boom Boom, Shayla from Spiegelworld’s ‘Atomic Saloon’ and Nikola Weiterova from 53X at Paris. “Touch of Burlesque” plays Wednesday through Sunday nights at 11 pm, with Centerfolds’ topless babes on stage and in the VIPs before and after. See packages here, or call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Back2School Month at Deja Vu Showgirls

August is “Back2School” month at Deja Vu Showgirls. If you bring some school supplies to donate any night until August 31, you get a free drink. The club has been featuring “Sunday School at the Vu” every week for guys who like girls in pleated plaid microskirts (I do!). Plus, on Sunday nights, if you dress like a schoolgirl, you get free admission. Select bottles are priced at $99 on Sundays. Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Treasures Has a Gourmet Steakhouse

Treasures is the only strip joint in Vegas with an attached gourmet steakhouse (and it’s open all night). The club opens at 9 pm every night, and stays open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights when they stay open till 8 am. Check out their package deals here.  Or call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

Nude Dancers Are Back at Talk of the Town

As mentioned in a previouss post (last week), the dancers are back at Talk of the Town. The club is open every day from 4 pm till 2 am. Call the club at (702) 385-1800 for more info. Don’t bother asking for a free limo ride, as this place has no limos. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Other Strip Club Possibilities

Scores is open again from 8 pm – 6 am daily. For free limo ride and free admission, call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is open seven nights a week — Mon-Thur 9 pm to 5 am, Fri-Sun 9 pm to 8 am. Call 702-796-3600 for reservations, limo transport, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  Minks is one of the best locals clubs in Vegas. They feature 20-minute VIP room dances for $100, only on Monday nights. Best private show deal in town. Happy hour every night is from 7 – 9 pm with all well drinks and drafts just $4. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library has a webite here. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Sophia’s, Honey’s (formerly Legends Room), and Girl Collection.

Boxing Fans: Pacquiao vs Ugas Viewing Party at Sapphire

This Saturday night, August 21, Sapphire Las Vegas will be screening the WBA Welterweight Championship fight between Manny Pacquiao and Yordenis Ugas live on PPV. Pacquiao is now 42 and hasn’t been in the ring for two years. Even he admits this may be his last fight. If you’re going to be in Vegas to see this fight, don’t wait any longer to make your plans.

Fight fans were depressed when the Pacquiao/Spence WBC Welterweight Championship fight was canceled due to Spence’s eye injury. This fight sprang up as a direct result. The winner of this WBC fight (the sportsbook odds heavily favor Pacquiao) will likely then fight the recuperated Spence to also capture the WBA Championship.  At 35, Ugas is no spring chicken, though he seems to be in his prime as a fighter. This should be a good fight.

The fight takes place at T-Mobile Arena here in Las Vegas. The expensive seats are already sold out. Currently available seats range from $300 to $2,000. PPV at home will cost you $75. None of these optionss will provide as good a view of the action as the big HD screens at Sapphire.

Sapphire will be screening this fight with numerous package deals available for individuals (starting at $30) and for groups of two to ten guests on their website here. Or call 702-869-0003 for reservations, complimetary limo pickup, more info, etc. All Covid-19 restrictions will be adhered to, so wear a mask to enter. You will not be required to wear a mask if you have a drink in front of you, which you will. Doors open at 6 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+