A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

UFC 257 in the Vegas Strip Clubs

I haven’t been posting information on the Vegas strip clubs since the initial Vegas pandemic lockdown in March 2020. In the ten months since then, a handful of the strip clubs have reopened as “bikini bars.” This means they are not the same Vegas strip clubs they used to be.

Do not expect to find lap dances, and Vegas strip clubs were famous for their wild lap dance scene. Physical contact between dancers and customers is not permitted. There is also a 25% occupancy limitation on bars in Vegas, and the strip clubs that are open are now open as bars.

Two Vegas strip clubs are advertising viewing parties for UFC 257, with the main event being a rematch between Connor McGregor and Dustin Poirier on Saturday night, January 23.

Sapphire is screening the fights in their Showroom. Package deals for multiple guests are available online here. Because of the occupancy restrictions, reservations are recommended even for solo guests. Call 702-869-0003.

Crazy Horse III is also screening UFC 257. The $59 package includes transportation to the club, admission and a $40 drink voucher. Reservations required. Book here, or call 702-673-1700.

Porn’s Wildest Stars In the Vegas Strip Clubs

Sapphire Features Major MILF Brandi Love and Penthouse Pet Jayden Cole

Brandi Love at Sapphire Las Vegas

Brandi Love at Sapphire Friday

Sapphire Las Vegas continues its weekend mission of bringing the world’s most lusted-after XXX stars out of laptops and onto their stage and into their guests’ laps.

This weekend’s stars include one of porn’s most in-demand MILFs on Friday and a Penthouse Pet and Playboy model on Saturday. Both will begin their stage shows at 11:30 pm, then will be partying with their fans and doing up-close-and-physical VIP shows for the bravest (and most well-funded) among them.

On Friday night, March 20, Brandi Love will be the treat of the night. Brandi has appeared in dozens of XXX MILF flicks, probably because she has one of the most smokin’ hot bods in MILF porn. If you saw her in MILF Mayhem or her unforgettable portrayal of a stepmother in Teaching the Rookie, you know why she won the 2019 NightMoves Award for Best MILF Performer.

If you’re a rookie with XXX stars, isn’t it time you let Brandi teach you a thing or two?

Jayden Cole at Sapphire Las Vegas

Jayden Cole at Sapphire Saturday

On Saturday night, March 21, Penthouse Pet and Playboy model Jayden Cole will be taking over the job of driving men wild.

Jayden is a statuesque redhead who stands 5’11” in her stocking feet. In the six-inch platforms she wears on stage, she is a goddess.

Jayden is beloved by cult film fanatics for her starring role in the softcore b-movie classic, Bikini Frankenstein, in which Dr Frankenstein decides to bring a dead girl (Jayden) back to life.

As luck would have it, Frankie discovers that the jolt of electricity he shot through her dead flesh not only woke her up, but turned her into the horniest girl on the planet.

Jayden Cole - Bikini Frankenstein

Jayden Cole – Bikini Frankenstein

Until some late night cable station decides to resurrect Bikini Frankenstein, here’s a publicity still of Jayden from the flick.

If getting physical with Brandi or Jayden sounds fun to you, Sapphire has a package deal for a reserved seat at their private tables for only $135. That seat will get you first crack at the undivided attention of the star of your choice. It also includes a two-hour open bar for everything but champagne and super premium liquors. You’ll find all of Sapphire’s porn star packages, including a private dinner date with Brandi or Jayden, available on Sapphire’s website here.

For guys who prefer to take in the porn stars’ topless stage acts from the heart of Sapphire’s lap dance orgy, the club offers a solo VIP package for just $65.  You get a $50 drink voucher and a free shot with that package, plus a reserved VIP table in the heart of 400+ stacked 9s and 10s just looking for a lap to get comfy in. If you’re a boob man, bring lots of twenties and experience titty paradise.

Other package deals for bottle service, groups and couples can also be found through that link. All packages include free limo transport to Sapphire, free admission, a line pass, and the royalty treatment at one of Vegas’ premiere gentlemen’s clubs.  Sapphire often gets to standing-room-only at peak hours, so I recommend a package deal here not only for the savings but for the reserved table!

Note:  If you take a taxi or rideshare to Sapphire, you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Don’t blow your lap dance money on taxi fare and cover charge. Even without a package deal, you can get free admission simply for arriving by the free club limo.  Call 702-869-0003 to reserve your ride.

If you’re planning a future trip to Las Vegas, check out our Sapphire porn star calendar.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Anastasia Rose Does Two Nights at Little Darlings

On Friday and Saturday night, March 20-21, porn actress Anastasia Rose will do one show each night at Little Darlings. She will perform at 1 am. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 13

Treasures — Gourmet Steakhouse and Delicious Girls

  Treasures Las Vegas looks more like a millionaire’s mansion than a strip joint. It’s a great place to spoil yourself in a plush sofa or easy chair with a stacked girl draped over you for high-mileage fun. To get an idea of how super high-mileage this club is, check out this unsolicited comment from a TVO reader about his recent experiences at the club.

Plus, no other gentlemen’s club in Vegas has its own steakhouse, which makes Treasures the best club for experiencing the ultimate girlfriend experience. Just invite one of the club’s gorgeous dancers to dine with you.  She’ll dress up for your date, flirt with you over cocktails and your meal, then lead you upstairs where you can undress her for dessert.

Treasures’ VIP dinner packages (plus other package deals) are available at the club website and are a great way to do this premium strip club for the price of a much lesser club.  Treasures $50 “club package” includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks) for less than the price of three domestics without a package.

If you prefer top shelf liquor and think three drinks is for amateurs, Treasures’ offers a $120 “VIP Open Bar package,” which includes a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne and is one of the best strip club package deals in Vegas.

All Treasures packages include free round-trip limo service, free admission, a line pass, and a reserved VIP table for the night.

Or call the club at 702-257-3030 for their free round-trip limo and get free admission even without a package. Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Fully-Nude, Best Stage Show in Vegas

Las Vegas stripper Serena

Serena Dances at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club is the only strip club in Vegas where you can knock down a drink or two while you’re enjoying dancers that drop their panties.

On weekends you will see 100+ of the hottest young bods in town flying around the stripper poles, getting down and dirty on stage, then trying to seduce you into an up-close-and-physical nude VIP dance. Check out our photo galleries of Renee, Lily and some of Palomino’s newest dancers to get a feel for the Victoria’s Secret quality of the girls here.

Nude private dances in the club’s one-on-one curtained VIP booths and private bedrooms start at only three songs for $100 with no extra bar tab.  Drink prices are friendly here as well, with drafts starting at only $7.

Beautiful dancers, a terrific nude stage show and great prices make Palomino one of the best Las Vegas strip clubs.

For free round-trip limo transport for groups of two or more, just call the club at 702-642-2984. (Solo guys call for limo availability, as you can often catch a ride to the club if you’re flexible on pick-up time and location.)  Or check out Palomino’s packages for couples, groups and solo guys.

Palomino is one of the most couples-friendly strip clubs in Vegas, so bring your wife or girlfriend here for an erotic date to remember. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

March Madness 2020 in the Vegas Strip Clubs (Updated 3x)


If you’re an NCAA hoops fan and you plan to be in Vegas to bet on the games during March Madness, the best place to watch the games, as always, is in one of the best Las Vegas strip clubs. Basketball always goes better with boobs.

The First Four games get underway in Dayton this year on March 17-18, and the Final Four take place in Atlanta on April 4-6. All the games in between those dates are listed on our calendar below.

Many of the games are daytime games, so if you want to watch a day game with topless babes available, you’ll have to go to one of the clubs that is open during the daytime. Right now, that’s Sapphire, Hustler, Play It Again Sam and Crazy Horse 3.  Sapphire is the only Vegas strip club with free daytime limo transport to the club.

So far, seven Vegas strip clubs have announced March Madness viewing parties.  Read more…