A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Las Vegas Strip Club Monday Specials

Great Monday Deals for Everyone!

Hustler Club features three specials on Monday nights. They call it their Menage a Trois. Special #1: 2-for-1 well drinks and domestic beers; Special #2: 2-for-1 bottles of 3 Ugly Ones vodka; Special #3: half-price on bottles of champagne. Call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Minks has a unique Monday night special — which private show aficionados will likely consider the most valuable special of all — 20-minute VIP room dances for $100. The regular price in most Vegas strip clubs is 9-10 minutes (3 songs) for $100, so with this deal, you get double the time for the same price. Minks is now open 7 days a week and offers limo service from the Strip hotels if you purchase a bottle package. Happy Hour at Minks every night is 7-9 pm, with $4 well drinks and drafts. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Great Monday Deals for Locals Only!

Palomino Club has $100 select bottles all night for locals (or industry if you’ve got a sheriff’s card). With a full bar, fair drink prices and fully nude dancers, Palomino is one of Las Vegas’ most unique strip clubs. Dancers here rate high on the beauty and talent scale and if you prefer dancers that ditch their g-strings, this is the place. See the club’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations and more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

It’s also locals night at Centerfolds. You can get $100 select bottles and $2 drinks all night long with your Nevada ID. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, August 13 / Saturday, August 14 / Sunday, August 15 

Centerfolds’ “Touch of Burlesque” Debuts This Weekend

Centerfolds Cabaret has been running a show called “Burlesque After Dark” for a couple months now, working out the kinks for the show that officially debuts tonight (Thurs, Aug 12), renamed “A Touch of Burlesque.”

This show is a direct result of all the Vegas casino production shows that were canceled for a year due to the pandemic shutdown. The six dancers that make up the cast include Jessica Ward from Cirque du Soleil, Katie Matthews from Zombie Burlesque, Abilene Burics from Fantasy at Luxor, Mariah Ware from Cherry Boom Boom, Shayla from Spiegelworld’s ‘Atomic Saloon’ and Nikola Weiterova from 53X at Paris. This show will surely be one of the best strip club shows in Vegas.

“Touch of Burlesque” plays Wednesday through Sunday nights at 11 pm, with Centerfolds’ topless babes on stage and in the VIPs before and after. See packages here, or call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Fetish Sweetheart Rubber Doll Gets Naked at Little Darlings

Rubber Doll at Little Darlings Las Vegas

Rubber Doll at Little Darlings

Little Darlings is catering to the rubber and latex freaks this weekend with the one and only Rubber Doll both Friday and Saturday night, August 13-14. If your idea of a good time is watching a hot babe with a dynamite body peeling out of shiny skin-tight outfits, Rubber Doll will be doing two all-nude shows on Little D’s main stage after 11 pm each night.

She’ll also be available for private shows in the VIP when she’s not on stage if you just can’t help yourself and you must get up-close-and-personal with her.

To see Little Darlings’ full schedule of porn stars to come this month and next, click here.

Because there’s no alcohol served at Little D’s, you only have to be 18+, as do the dancers. The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

It’s Fantasy Football Draft Season at Sapphire’s Topless Pool

Claudia Fijal at Sapphire’s Pool Saturday

  Every Friday, Saturday and Sunday starting at noon, Sapphire’s Topless Pool is hosting fantasy football draft parties with topless cheerleaders, go-go dancers, cocktail servers and bartenders, fantasy draft boards and free Wi-Fi. Week one of the 2021 NFL season starts on Thursday, September 9th, so if you’re into fantasy football, it’s time to book your draft party here.

Because the Sapphire Pool is outdoors, the servers, bartenders, and go-go dancers should all be maskless as well as topless. The pool is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm with a different guest DJ each day.

On Friday, August 13, Just Joey will be the DJ. On Saturday, August 14, social media hottie Claudia Fijal will be the Summer Swim Host, while DJ Supa James will be rockin’ the beats. On Sunday, August 15, DJ Yo Quiero Silla will be keeping the party jumping. To reserve a lounge chair or other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here. Also, Sapphire’s indoor gentlemen’s club is now open from 8 pm to 4 am daily. Call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+

It’s Back2School Month at Deja Vu Showgirls

♦  Deja Vu Showgirls has been featuring “Sunday School at the Vu” every week for guys who like girls in pleated plaid microskirts, but August is “Back2School” month at the Vu. That means you get a free drink if you bring some school supplies to donate every night until August 31.

Plus, on Sunday nights, if you dress like a schoolgirl, you get free admission (and select bottles are priced at $99 on Sundays). Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino Club — Full Bar & Fully Nude Dancers

 Palomino Club remains the only gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas that features a full bar and totally nude dancers. You must be 21+, but dancers only have to be 18+. Dancers under 21 wear a plastic wristband so the servers and bartenders don’t accidentally serve them liquor. Some guys prefer these younger dancers because it’s much less expensive to buy them drinks!

Drink prices here are lower than at most of the big topless clubs, a great deal for out-of-staters, who are often charged more for drinks in strip clubs than locals. You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Crazy Horse 3 Takes Bitcoin

Crazy Horse III is now accepting Bitcoin for bottle packages, though the club is planning to accept crypto in the future for admission, drinks and even dance dollars. See the CH3’s package deals here, or call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sexxy After Dark at Hustler Club

 On Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting at 9 pm, Hustler Club presents Sexxy After Dark. If you ever saw Sexxy at the Westgate Casino before the pandemic lockdown, you’ll want to check out this sizzling strip club version of the show.  This show takes place on the club’s main stage, with the topless Hustler Honeys performing before and after. Check out the party package deals here, or call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Treasures Has a Gourmet Steakhouse

Treasures is the only strip joint in Vegas with an attached gourmet steakhouse (and it’s open all night). The club opens at 9 pm every night, and stays open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights when they stay open till 8 am. Check out their package deals here.  Or call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

Nude Dancers Are Back at Talk of the Town

As mentioned in yesterday’s post, the dancers are back at Talk of the Town. The club is open every day from 4 pm till 2 am. Call the club at (702) 385-1800 for more info. Don’t bother asking for a free limo ride, as this place has no limos. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Other Strip Club Possibilities

Scores is open again from 8 pm – 6 am daily. For free limo ride and free admission, call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is open seven nights a week — Mon-Thur 9 pm to 5 am, Fri-Sun 9 pm to 8 am. Call 702-796-3600 for reservations, limo transport, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  Minks is one of the best locals clubs in Vegas. They feature 20-minute VIP room dances for $100, only on Monday nights. Best private show deal in town. Happy hour every night is from 7 – 9 pm with all well drinks and drafts just $4. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library has a webite here. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Sophia’s, Honey’s (formerly Legends Room), and Girl Collection.

Talk of the Town’s Dancers Are Back

Talk of the Town, a hole in the wall nude club that has always catered to a mostly locals customer base, once again has dancers performing after 4 pm and until 2 am. Talk of the Town is an adult book/video store on the north end of the Strip (Las Vegas Blvd) that features nude dancers in the back room.

This club is very laid back and unlike most of the Vegas strip clubs. The stage is small with seating for maybe half a dozen guests on the rail, maybe a dozen or more in seats up against the walls. It’s not a high-energy, high-tech, eardrum-pounding, flashing lights kind of place. There may be only three to six dancers on any given night. The bookstore clerk tells me that the dancers start at 4 pm (or whenever they show up). That kind of a place. Call (702) 385-1800 before you go just to make sure the dancers are there, especially if it’s early.

No alcohol is served, so the dancers only have to be 18+, as do the guests. They do have private rooms and used to have a shower show room, though I’m not sure if that is still the case. I’m glad to see this club is back in gear. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Other Vegas News . . .

Still no word on Floyd Mayweather’s Girl Collection, which was the only big booty urban strip club still in operation in Vegas before the pandemic shutdown. Las Vegas went through half a dozen urban strip clubs in the years I’ve been doing this blog, the most successful and longest lasting being Club Lacy’s. When Lacy’s closed, Floyd’s place was the only one left. Hopefully, it will return soon.

Also, no word on Sophia’s or Honey’s. Sophia’s was the club that replaced OG, when OG closed three years ago. I have no idea why they’re not coming back. OG was a Vegas landmark for decades. Sophia’s never quite got up to speed and then the shutdown happened.

Honey’s was a new club that had been announcing an upcoming opening for a few months, but never opened before the shutdown, so it never has been opened. It had been through quite a few strip club variations through the years — Striptease, Velvet Lion, Eden, Legends Room. Don’t know if we’ll ever see Honey’s in operation.

The fact is, Vegas is suffering because the conventions are gone. For a couple months, it looked like the town was coming back to life. The World of Concrete convention actually gave it a shot and did a smaller version of their annual convention. There was optimism in the air. Then last month the masks came back. Are lockdowns and vax passports next? There are no conventions booking Vegas now. It’s too much of a costly gamble. We’re all hoping 2021 isn’t going to be a repeat of 2020. Vegas will never be Vegas again until we have swarms of rowdy businessmen on expense accounts painting the town red every weekend.