A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Porn Star Olivia Austin at Little Darlings This Weekend

Olivia Austin at Little Darlings Friday & Saturday

One of porn’s major MILFs, tit queen Olivia Austin, will be performing at Little Darlings this Friday and Saturday night, August 6 and 7.

Olivia will be doing two stage performances each night after 11 pm. She’ll also be available for private shows for her fans in Little D’s VIP room.

Starting this weekend, Little Darlings will be featuring porn stars every Friday and Saturday night. See schedule here.

Little Darlings serves no alcohol, so you only have to be 18 to enter (and all dancers get fully nude on stage). Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Monday Night Specials in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Great Deals if You Have Nevada ID!

Kari Dances at Palomino Club

Palomino Club has $100 select bottles all night for locals (or industry). If a full bar and fully nude dancers appeal to you, Palomino is the only place in town. See the club’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations and more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

It’s also locals night at Centerfolds.  $100 select bottles and $2 drinks for locals all night. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Great Deals for Everyone!

Hustler Club has their Menage a Trois deal on Monday nights — three specials: 2-for-1 drinks; 2-for-1 bottles of 3 Ugly Ones vodka; and half-price champagne. (And you don’t have to be a local for Hustler’s Monday specials.) Call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

You also don’t have to be a local for Minks Monday special — 20-minute VIP room shows for $100 (with a 2-drink minimum). The regular price in most Vegas strip clubs is 9-10 minutes (3 songs) for $100, so you get double the time for the same price. Minks is now open 7 days a week and offers limo service from the Strip hotels if you purchase a bottle package. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, July 30 / Saturday, July 31 / Sunday, August 1 

Thalia MCIX at Sapphire Pool on Saturday

So, starting tonight (Thurs) at 12:01 am, Vegas casinos, bars, nightclubs, strip clubs, reataurants, etc., are mandating masks indoors. Dancers are not required to wear masks while performing, so this new mandate won’t have much affect on the strip clubs.

Customers are not required to wear masks when eating or drinking, so mask up to enter and find a seat, then get yourself a drink and keep them coming. The new mandate says nothing about social distancing or capacity restrictions.

Treasures is for those who like old-school luxury. This place is as swank as they come, the only gentlemen’s club in Vegas with an attached gourmet steakhouse that’s open all night. They open at 9 pm every night, open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights open till 8 am. Prior to the pandemic, Treasures was known for it’s busty, high-contact lap dancers and dark corners where you could be in privacy without going into a VIP room. Check out their package deals here.  Or call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino Club has definitely been drawing weekend crowds for its fully nude, in-your-face stage show, the hottest strip club show in Vegas. Despite the fact that the dancers are nude, both on stage and in the private VIP shows, and dancers only have to be 18+, you must have ID showing you’re 21+ because Palomino has a full bar. It’s the only joint in Vegas where you can see naked girls and drink booze. The drink prices are lower than most of the big topless clubs, a great deal for out-of-staters. You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Crazy Horse III is the first major Vegas strip club to accept Bitcoin. (The long-gone Legends Room tried it in 2017 but never quite got off the ground.) Bitcoin is currently accepted for bottle package deals only, though the club is planning to accept crypto in the future for admission, drinks and even dance dollars. See the club’s package deals here, or call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club has a great show on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting at 9 pm. If you ever saw Sexxy at the Westgate Casino before the pandemic lockdown, Hustler has a strip club version called Sexxy After Dark. This show takes place on the club’s main stage, with the topless Hustler Honeys performing before and after. Check out the party package deals here, or call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  Sapphire’s Topless Pool is outdoors, so the servers, bartenders, and go-go dancers should all be maskless as well as topless. You’ll generally see more topless girls here than at any casino or hotel pool that allows topless babes. This is where Sapphire’s dancers work on their tans. The pool is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm with a different guest DJ each day. On Friday, July 30, DJ Just Joey will be rockin’ the beats. On Saturday, July 31, Instagram tit queen Thalia MCIX will be the Summer Swim Host, while DJ Quira will be keeping the air pounding. On Sunday, August 1, DJ DMoney is in charge of the tunes. To reserve a lounge chair or other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here. Also, Sapphire’s indoor gentlemen’s club is now open from 8 pm to 4 am daily. Call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+

Little Darlings features fully nude “Theme Shows” on Friday and Saturday nights starting at 11 pm. There’s no booze served at Little D’s, so you only have to be 18+, as do the dancers. Great show if you like watching naked young girls doing teasy cosplay routines. Open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

♦  Deja Vu Showgirls features “Sunday School at the Vu” for guys who like girls in little plaid mini-skirts and especially if you like girls who take off their little plaid mini-skirts. Come dressed like a schoolgirl yourself and you get in for free! Select bottles are priced at $99 on Sundays. Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Possibly inspired by the success of Hustler Club’s Sexxy after Dark show, Centerfolds now has a “Burlesque After Dark” show on Wednesday through Sunday nights at 11 pm. Topless babes on stage and in the VIPs before and after. If you’re still hanging out in Vegas on Sunday and Monday nights, the club features select bottles for $100. Hours: 7 pm till 6 am every night. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Scores is open again. Current hours: 8 pm – 6 am, daily. Call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is now open seven nights a week — Mon-Thur 9 pm to 5 am, Fri-Sun 9 pm to 8 am. Call 702-796-3600 for reservations, limo transport, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  Minks is one of the best locals clubs in Vegas, out on the edge of Henderson.  This club’s claim to fame is 20-minute VIP room dances for $100, only on Monday nights. Best private show deal in town, and their dancers are cute and friendly. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library has a webite here. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Sophia’s, Honey’s (formerly Legends Room), and Girl Collection.