A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Porn Stars on Stage at Little Darlings

Everyone keeps asking me when the porn stars will be returning to the Vegas strip clubs. Little Darlings has answered your prayers, with different stars on select Friday and Saturday nights in the weeks to come. Here’s the lineup of what’s coming so far:

October 1-2:  Daizha Morgann

October 22-23:  Masuimi Max

November 19-20:  Richelle Ryan

Little Darlings serves no alcohol, so you only have to be 18 to enter (and all dancers get fully nude on stage). Each of the feature dancers does two shows after 11 pm each night and will be available for private VIP shows. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Another Hot Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, July 9 / Saturday, July 10 / Sunday, July 11 

Accordingt to weather.com, the high temps forecast for this weekend in Las Vegas are: Friday 115°, Saturday 118°, and Sunday 117°.  That’s toasty. So, if you’re coming to town this weekend, you probably won’t be needing your golf clubs, unless you’re into night golfing. The overnight lows are all forecast to be in the low 90s. The good news is that the casinos and strip clubs are air-conditioned, so it’s a good weekend for staying indoors.

Comfy Private Rooms at Little Darlings

I keep getting emails asking me when the porn stars will be returning to the Vegas strip club stages. Before the pandemic shutdown of the clubs, we had pornstars every weekend at various clubs. I’m pleased to report that Little Darlings, a full nude club, will be starting next month (August) to feature pornstars on stage and available for private VIP dances every weekend. Next week, I’ll post the schedule of which stars will be performing at Little Darlings each weekend.

Until then, Little D’s continues to feature “Theme Shows” on Friday and Saturday nights starting at 11 pm. What’s a Theme Show? You know those sexy Halloween costumes you can never convince your wife or girlfriend to wear — Little Red Riding Whore, Sister Mary Dominatrix, etc. — these cute 18-year-old girls not only wear the outfits, they slither out of them. Totally. Right down to their platform heels.

There’s no alcohol served at Little D’s so you only have to be 18+ to enter. The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Jordan Gets Naked at Palomino Club

Palomino Club, the only strip club in Vegas with both a full bar and totally nude dancers, has a Facebook page you should check out daily, as they post a pic of a different one of their dancers just about every day.

Just scroll through the pics for the past few weeks and you’ll see why this club is popular with both locals and tourists. Palomino is known for its knockout dancers that take it all off both on stage and in the VIPs. Here’s a pic they posted of Jordan a few days ago.

Palomino is also known for its friendly drink prices for both locals and out-of-staters. Check out Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, complimentary limo service, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

UFC 264 – Poirier vs McGregor

Only one strip club, Sapphire, is advertising a viewing party for UFC 264 on Saturday, July 10. The main event is the McGregor/Poirier grudge match. Sapphire’s package deals for up to 10 guests are posted on the club website here. The best deal in my opinion is their $300 package for up to three guests that includes a $250 beverage credit in addition to limo transport and free entry. (The total price comes to $385 when you include the taxes and service fee.) Sapphire is open seven days a week from 8 pm to 4 am. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire’s Topless Pool is open on Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm with guest DJs every day. On Friday, July 9, DJ Earwaxx will be the delivering the beats. On Saturday, July 10, DJ Roger Gangi will be in charge of the sound parade (with Roco on Saxx) and busty Instagram hottie Tahlia Paris hosting the party. On Sunday, July 11, DJ Tism will be back on the turntable, mixing up the sounds for social media cutie, Kindly Myers.

To reserve a lounge chair or other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here, or call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. (Ask them what they can offer with shade!) Topless, full bar, 21+

On Sunday nights, Deja Vu Showgirls features “Sunday School at the Vu,” with select bottles priced at $99 and select entertainers decked out in schoolgirl outfits. If you feel twinges of pervy guilt fooling around with schoolgirls . . . no problem! They get out of those outfits pretty quickly in the VIP!

Plus, if you come dressed as a schoolgirl yourself, you get free entry! (Now where did I put my plaid pleated skirt?) Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am every night. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club is still featuring Sexxy After Dark, Jennifer Romas’ high-energy burlesque show on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting on time at 9 pm. I love this show. See my review here. Hustler is open from 7:30 pm till 2 am, except Thursday, Friday and Saturday open till 4 am. Call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds has a stage show called “Burlesque After Dark” that runs five nights a week, Wednesday through Sunday at 11 pm. On both Sunday and Monday nights, Centerfolds also has select bottles for $100. Centerfolds is open from 7 pm till 6 am every night. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is now open seven nights a week — Mon-Thur 9 pm to 5 am, Fri-Sun 9 pm to 8 am. Call 702-796-3600 for reservations, limo transport, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Scores is open again. Current hours: 8 pm – 6 am, daily. Call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

Treasures is back and their kitchen is again open all night. With an attached steakhouse, Treasures has the best food of any Vegas strip club. The club opens at 7 pm every night, open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights open till 8 am. Call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  Minks is a topless club near the border of Henderson. A friendly locals place with cute friendly girls. On Monday nights, Minks features 20-minute VIP room dances for $100. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library does have a webite here. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Sophia’s, Honey’s (formerly Legends Room), and Girl Collection.

4th of July Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, July 2 / Saturday, July 3 / Sunday, July 4 / Monday, July 5

Bri Stern and Maddie Moore Host Sapphire’s Pool Party Saturday July 3

Sapphire, the biggest gentlemen’s club in Vegas, is now open seven days from 8 pm to 4 am. Sapphire’s Topless Pool has the wildest pool party in Vegas. The pool is open on Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm with guest DJs every day.

On Friday, July 2, DJ Kitti will be piloting the turntable.

On Saturday, July 3, DJ Flow will be making the place rock for social media foxes Bri Stern and Maddie Moore who will be the Independence Weekend Hosts.

On Sunday, July 4, DJ Tism will be back by popular demand.

To reserve a lounge chair or other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here, or call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino Club Dancer

Red Dances at Palomino Club

Palomino Club has been posting pics of their dancers on Facebook. I was thrilled to see yesterday that Red is once again dancing at the club. Red was TVO’s Dancer of the Month, first posted on the 4th of July, 2017. Go check out Red’s pics here.

Palomino is the only strip club in Vegas with both a full bar and totally nude dancers. Check out Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, complimentary limo service, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club is featuring Sassy Cassie, the world’s smallest exotic dancer, on Friday, Saturday and Sunday night (July 2-4). Also, Sunday, July 4, the club celebrates Red, White and Boobs Day, with a rooftop fireworks viewing party, celebrity guests and porn stars.

Sexxy After Dark, Jennifer Romas’ high-energy burlesque show takes over the main room at Hustler on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting on time at 9 pm. See my review here. Hustler is open from 7:30 pm till 2 am, except Thursday, Friday and Saturday open till 4 am. Call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds‘ “Burlesque After Dark” show has recently expanded its perfomance schedule to five nights a week, Wednesday through Sunday at 11 pm. On both Sunday and Monday nights, Centerfolds also has select bottles for $100. Centerfolds is open from 7 pm till 6 am every night. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is now open seven nights a week — Mon-Thur 9 pm to 5 am, Fri-Sun 9 pm to 8 am. Call 702-796-3600 for reservations, limo transport, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Little Darlings is still featuring “Theme Shows” on Friday and Saturday nights starting at 11 pm. Basically, girls in skimpy costumes wriggle out of them. Full nudity and you only have to be 18+ to enter. Little D’s is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

On Sunday nights Deja Vu Showgirls features “Sunday School at the Vu,” with select bottles priced at $99 and select dancers in schoolgirl attire, which, of course, the dancers remove. If you come dressed as a schoolgirl, you get free entry. Now where did I put my plaid skirt? Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am every night. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Scores is open again. Current hours: 8 pm – 6 am, daily. Call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  Treasures is back and their kitchen is again open all night. The club opens at 7 pm every night, open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights open till 8 am. Call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  Minks is a topless club near the border of Henderson. A friendly locals place with cute friendly girls. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library does have a webite here. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Sophia’s, Honey’s (formerly Legends Room), and Girl Collection.