A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, June 25 / Saturday, June 26 / Sunday, June 27

♦  Minks, a topless club near the border of Henderson, will be hosting their All-American Charity Car Show on Saturday, June 26. If you’ve got a street rod, classic car or any other set of bad wheels you want to show off, there is a $10 entry fee.

It’ll be fun just wandering through the club’s parking lot on Saturday from 4 pm till 8 pm. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Melanie Takes It All Off at Palomino Club

Palomino Club, the only strip club in Vegas with both a full bar and totally nude dancers, posted a pic of their latest knockout dancer on Facebook. Her name is Melanie and she gets naked on stage and in the VIPs.

Check out Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, complimentary limo service, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Nara Ford at Sapphire’s Topless Pool Saturday

Sapphire boasts it’s the biggest gentlemen’s club in the country and once more this summer Sapphire’s Topless Pool is rockin’ with guest DJs and the wildest pool party in Vegas.

On Friday, June 25, DJ Stephi K will be laying the beats down.

On Saturday, June 26, DJ Quira will be making the music jump for social media superstar Nara Ford who will be the afternoon’s Summer Swim Host.

On Sunday, June 27, DJ Seven will be keeping the party happening.

Sapphire’s Topless Pool is open to the public every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm. To reserve a lounge chair or other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here, or call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club features Sexxy After Dark, Jennifer Romas’ high-energy burlesque show on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights starting on time at 9 pm. I reviewed this show here. Hustler is open from 7:30 pm till 2 am, except Thursday, Friday and Saturday open till 4 am. Call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds continues to feature “Burlesque After Dark” on Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights at 11 pm. I haven’t seen this show yet. On both Sunday and Monday nights, Centerfolds has select bottles for $100. Centerfolds is open from 7 pm till 6 am every night. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Little Darlings is featuring “Theme Shows” (cute girls stripping out of cute costumes) on Friday and Saturday nights starting at 11 pm. Little D’s is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

On Sunday nights Deja Vu Showgirls features “Sunday School at the Vu,” with select bottles priced at $99 all night. If you come dressed as a schoolgirl, you get free entry. Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am every night. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Scores is open again. New hours: 8 pm – 6 am, daily. Call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  Treasures is back and their kitchen is again open all night. The club opens at 7 pm every night, open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights open till 8 am. Call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close,” slowly getting their act together. If you search Facebook for the Library gentlemen’s club, you find a page for the old Library gentlemen’s club in Henderson on Boulder Highway, now definitely closed. If you search Facebook for Cheetah’s Las Vegas, you get the Facebook page for the old Cheetahs, which has since become the new Library. The new Library does have a webite here. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino and Play It Again Sam are open, but haven’t been updating their websites or Facebook pages. Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are apparently open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Sophia’s, Honey’s (formerly Legends Room), and Girl Collection.

Sapphire Will Screen UFC 264

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UFC 264 doesn’t take place until Saturday, July 10, but Vegas is counting on this event to bring in a crowd and a crowd with money to spend. The fight is taking place at T-Mobile Arena and ticket prices run from $600 to over $12K. To watch the fight at home, the ESPN PPV price is $70, with various package rates for subscribers.

July 10 is two weeks from this Saturday, but I’m posting this announcement early because traditionally a McGregor fight will fill the hotels, jam the sports books, and bring SRO crowds into the bars and screening parties. Las Vegas loves Conor McGregor. If you’re  considering coming into Vegas for this event, make your plans and reservations early.

McGregor beat Poirier in a first-round TKO in their first match in 2014. The didn’t meet again until January of this year, when Poirier beat McGregor with a second-round TKO. This is a lightweight fight, not a title bout, though both fighters have held the lightweight title in the past.

Sapphire is the first Vegas strip club to announce a viewing party for this fight. Sapphire’s package deals for up to 10 guests are already posted on the club website here. The best deal in my opinion is their $300 package for up to three guests that includes a $250 beverage credit in addition to limo transport and free entry. (The total price comes to $385 when you include the taxes and service fee.) I expect more strip clubs to screen this fight and I will report the clubs’ deals as I learn of them.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, June 18 / Saturday, June 19 / Sunday, June 20

Shantal Monique at Sapphire’s Pool Saturday

Once again, Sapphire is in the spotlight again simply because they have something unique for me to report on, or at least, Sapphire’s Topless Pool has something unique to report on every weekend.

On Saturday, June 19, top-heavy IG star Shantal Monique will be the “Summer Swim Host.” Laying the beats down for Shantal’s party will be DJ Tism.

On Friday, June 18, DJ Lew, “the Champagne Socialist,” will be making noise at the pool.

On Sunday, June 20, Sapphire’s pool will be closed to the public for a private party.

Sapphire’s Topless Pool is open to the public every Friday, Saturday and Sunday (except this Sunday) from noon to 6 pm. To reserve a lounge chair or other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here, or call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club features Sexxy After Dark, Jennifer Romas’ high-energy burlesque show on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights starting on time at 9 pm. Call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds continues to feature “Burlesque After Dark” on Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights at 11 pm. On both Sunday and Monday nights, Centerfolds has select bottles for $100. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Little Darlings is featuring “Theme Shows” (cute girls stripping out of cute costumes) on Friday and Saturday nights starting at 11 pm. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Palomino Club is the only gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas with both a full bar and totally nude dancers. See the club’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations and more info. Nude, full bar, 21

On Sunday nights Deja Vu Showgirls features Sunday School at the Vu, with select bottles priced at $99 all night. If you come dressed as a schoolgirl, you get free entry. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Scores is open again, promoting the club regularly on Facebook. Call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  Treasures is back and their kitchen is again open all night. Call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  Minks, a topless club near the border of Henderson will be screening the VGK semifinals vs Montreal on both Friday and Sunday. The puck drops at 5 pm both days. Minks will be extending their happy hour prices until 9 pm on game days so they’ll be serving discount booze throughout the games. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” A TVO reader told me that the Library is open. If you search Facebook for the Library gentlemen’s club, you find a page for the old Library gentlemen’s club in Henderson on Boulder Highway, now definitely closed. If you search Facebook for Cheetah’s Las Vegas, you get the Facebook page for the old Cheetahs, which has since become the new Library. The new Library does have a webite here. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino and Play It Again Sam are open, but haven’t been updating their websites or Facebook pages. Still waiting on any signs of life from Sophia’s, Honey’s (formerly Legends Room), and Girl Collection.