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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Naked Yoga Tonight at Erotic Heritage Museum

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Naked Yoga classes at Harry Mohney’s Erotic Heritage Museum (review) now take place every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday night. (Tuesday & Thursday at 7 pm; Saturday night at 6 pm.)

Classes are taught by Tasia, who answered questions about the class for a TVO user a few months ago. Here’s what she said:

1. Yes, it is really a yoga class. Nothing to do with swingers. I do not swing either.
2. All levels of experience in yoga are welcome. I usually will show three levels with each pose.
3. You probably will be able to do most. Anything you can’t or don’t want to do, you can just relax till the next pose.
4. The ratio of men to women has been really even thus far. I usually bring an adult model girlfriend with me for your inspiration to exercise.

You can find pictures of the class on twitter at Tasia Lockran twitter

Admission is $20, and attendees are requested to bring a yoga mat and water.

For more information on Naked Yoga, call (914) LV-NAKED.
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Six-hour Open Bar Tonight (Monday) at Deja Vu Showgirls

Everybody hates Mondays. Back to work, back to school, back to the grind, back to the party with topless girls and all the free booze you can drink …

Party? Did someone say free drinks?

Just got word that Deja Vu Showgirls (club review) will have an open bar (that means free drinks) from 6 pm to midnight tonight, Monday, July 27.

An open bar at Deja Vu isn’t just domestic beer and well drinks. It’s all beer–domestics and imports–plus all well drinks and all call drinks (excluding wines, champagnes, and super premium liquors).

After midnight, the drink price goes to $3 each.  Admission $35 for out-of-towners.  6-7 dancers at peak hours. Age 21+
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Federal Court Allows Cheetahs’ (San Diego) Lawsuit to Go Forward

We’ve been reporting on the shameful activities of the San Diego police with regards to their harassment of dancers at Cheetahs in San Diego for more than a year now.

Here’s a refresher on the basic facts: The police conducted two raids on the club last year with no probable cause. In the first raid, the dancers were held in the dressing room against their will and were forced to submit to being photographed (full body) by the cops, ostensibly so that the cops would have pics of all their tattoos in case any of them ever committed any crimes. None of the dancers were actually under investigation for any crimes. The club itself was also searched and had records confiscated.

When the dancers and Cheetahs filed lawsuits against the city for conducting the illegal search, the Neanderthals in the city government retaliated by revoking the club’s license and filed a motion with the court to have the lawsuit filed by Cheetahs thrown out.

Now, at long last, the U.S. District Court in Southern California has ruled in favor of Cheetahs, allowing the club’s suit against the city to go forward. The Court cited both the Fourth and Fourteenth Amendments to the U.S. Constitution in its decision to deny the city’s motion to have Cheetahs’ lawsuit dismissed.

You can read the Court’s full decision here.

For earlier articles on this dispute, see:

“Former San Diego Vice Cop Weighs in on Harassment of Strip Clubs”

“San Diego Revokes License of Strip Club Whose Dancers Sued Cops”

“San Diego Strippers $1.5 Million Suit”

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Stratosphere’s Toptional Radius Pool on a Hot July Afternoon

radius-stratI’ve updated my review of Stratosphere’s top-optional Radius Pool.

I love the renovation and there was a good party crowd. Unfortunately, because there’s a cover charge for anyone who’s not a hotel guest of the Stratosphere, the pool doesn’t attract locals, which means the local strippers don’t show up, and you may not see a nipple, despite the toptional policy.

Read my full review for complete details, prices, food options, etc.
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