A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

X Burlesque 13th Anniversary Update is the Sexiest Version Yet

x-burlesque-XX Burlesque, the topless production show at the Flamingo, just keeps getting sexier. I haven’t reviewed the show in a couple years, but I recently caught their 13th anniversary show. Not that much has changed in the past two years–which is good, because I loved the show the last time I saw it–but there are a few notable additions.

I really like the four dancers in corsets dancing to the Pussycat Dolls’ “Right Now (Let Me Take You by the Hand).” That number segues into a striptease and topless Charleston. The five dancers who perform to Beyonce’s “Who Run the World (Girls)” are also sizzlingly sexy.

The country segment has added a new intro with two dancers boogying to Justin Moore’s “Back That Thing Up.”

The hard rock segment is about the same (Guns and Roses, Bon Jovi, Warrant), but it still disappoints me that the Flamingo can’t get a professional stripper pole–one that’s tightly secured at both the bottom and top–onto that mini-stage. It’s got to be nerve-wracking for the pole dancers the way that thing shakes and wobbles. Even the mini-platform tips and tilts from the dancers’ weight.

I could understand the chintzy pole if this was a temporary show that was going to be gone in a month. But this show has been playing seven nights a week for 13 years!

I really like the five dancers who perform on straight-back chairs to Mark Ronson’s “Uptown Funk.” And I love the three dancers who perform to Rihanna’s “Diamonds in the Sky”–one with a Jubilee-style headdress!

Also, if I’m not mistaken, I counted nine dancers on stage for the finale and in my 2013 review I said there were six dancers in the whole show–other than for the stand-up comic Nancy Ryan. And I should mention that Nancy Ryan was in rare form, had the audience howling (again). She’s a comedic treasure in this town.

X Burlesque performs every night at 10 pm in Bugsy’s Cabaret at the Flamingo. See my full review of the show here.
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Puppetry of the Penis (reviewed)

Poster for Puppetry of the PenisI took my wife to see this unusual show that has apparently been wowing audiences on five continents for 18 years.

A female stand-up comic warms up the crowd with some dirty jokes, then introduces the stars of the show, two guys who come out wrapped in capes. They tell a few more dirty jokes, then ditch the capes and stand there naked.

They do some warm-up exercises to get their dicks ready for the next hour of pulling, twisting, yanking, squeezing, and otherwise doing their damnedest to turn their dicks and balls into shapes that resemble things like hamburgers, eyeballs, birds, brains, hearts, Kim Kardashian’s rump, and the Loch Ness monster.

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This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, May 8

Palomino Club – Nude Dancers and a Full Bar

Palomino Club Dancer Crystal Dances for Couples

Crystal Dances
at Palomino Club
Photo by Hew Burney

Friday night is always a great night to visit Palomino Club (club review / club website), the only nude club in town that serves liquor. Palomino’s nighttime drink prices are also among the lowest of the Vegas strip clubs ($6 drafts).

Plus you’ll find 60+ fine dancers, an over-the-top nude stage show, and nude private show deals in the club’s private bedrooms, which are large, comfortable, and have doors you can close for complete privacy.

While there’s a bar tab in the club’s private theme rooms, there’s no extra bar tab or bottle fee in Palomino’s VIP room, which is divided up into small curtained private rooms. That makes Palomino one of the best strip club values in Vegas.

If you arrive by the club’s free limo you’ll get free admission (a $30 savings).  Call 1.702.327.7258 to reserve your ride.

Fireball Friday at Sapphire Pool and Day Club

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Here’s a Pic I Took
at Sapphire Pool
Last Weekend

The Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / Sapphire Pool website) party runs from noon to 6 pm Fri-Sun. In years past, the cover charge has varied, generally from $20 to $30, depending on who’s hosting, who’s performing, and the crowd conditions. Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003.  The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

On Fireball Friday, poolside cocktail servers will be pouring free Fireball shots for guests sporadically throughout the day. You can expect Sapphire dancers at the pool this weekend, all wearing pasties and teeny bikinis.  And this year, Sapphire is introducing beach balls to the mix–perfect for a game of titty ball.

Saturday, May 9

Deja Vu Showgirls – Great Value on Private Room Dances

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) is always jumping on Saturday nights. This club has the best private room prices of all the major topless clubs in Vegas, starting at $150 for 15 minutes alone with a dancer in an elegant private room with a door you can close (your choice of bed or sofa).  Longer private-room shows are $250 for 30 minutes (includes a mini-bottle of champagne) or $500 for an hour (includes a bottle of champagne).

Deja Vu Las Vegas Private VIP Room

Savannah in One of Deja Vu’s Private VIP Rooms
Photo by Hew Burney

The club also recently added a new $50 VIP Admission drink & dance package (available online here) that includes free round-trip limo transport from your hotel, free admission (a $35 savings), a reserved VIP table, $50 in booze, and a 2-for-1 (normally $20 each) couch dance voucher.

Out-of-staters can get free admission (a $35 savings) plus a free drink by showing the coupon on the lower right sidebar of our homepage. To use the coupon you must arrive by the club limo or your own car.  The coupon isn’t valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo. 

Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo. (NV residents: Get your Deja Vu locals’ card for $3 drinks and $69 bottles every night.)

“Selfie Saturday” at Sapphire Pool & Day Club

Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / Sapphire Pool website) has a special deal every Saturday, best described as “Take a selfie, take a shot.” What that means is that if you take a selfie at the pool and post it to a social media page, just show the pic to a bartender or cocktail waitress and you’ll get a free shot on the house.

The pool party runs from noon to 6 pm. The cover charge here varies, usually from $20 to $30. Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003.  The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

Sapphire Comedy Hour (Go for Lap Dances after the Show)

The feature acts for the Sapphire Comedy Hour tonight are Lance Montalto and Mike “Mad Dog” Jenkins. This show also features a burlesque dancer (Kalani Kokonuts), a pole dancer (Charisma), and a magician (Mon Dre). The admission is $20–the best comedy show deal in town. Dinner is available during the show.

When the show’s over, you can walk right into the Sapphire strip club (club review / club website) to enjoy the club’s renowned stacked dancers and high-mileage lap dances.

If you’re planning to stay for the evening, Sapphire offers excellent value in their packages (buy online).  Not only do you get extra liquor value with their packages, plus free limo and admission, but you also get a line pass and a reserved VIP table.  Those have real value at this club, which gets packed.

Otherwise, call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve the club limo. The club will waive the $10 reservations fee if you purchase a 2-for-1 drink ticket.

Sunday, May 10

Lingerie Night at Little Darlings

Always a Great Stage Show at Little Darlings

Reagan Reilly
at Little Darlings
Photo by Hew Burney

Lingerie Night at Little Darlings (club review / club website) means the cocktail servers wear sexy lingerie and some time after midnight their panties (yes, the panties they’ve been wearing all night!) get auctioned off to the highest bidder.

The Sunday night I went had a light crowd, so the club decided to give the panties away to volunteers from the audience rather than to auction them off.  One way or another, the waitresses’ panties are coming off and going home with someone in the audience. You can read my review of the event here.

Call 1.702.371.2181 to reserve Little Darlings’ free limo. Admission for locals who arrive by their own cars is $15. Out-of-towners’ admission is usually $35, but you can get in for the locals’ price of $15 (a $20 savings) by showing the coupon on our home page below the top blog post.

You must arrive in your own car or Little Darlings’ limo. (It also entitles you to a 2-for-the-price-of-1 nude lap dance).

“Departure Sunday” at Sapphire Pool and Day Club

Are you catching a flight home from Vegas today? Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / Sapphire Pool website) has a special deal for Vegas visitors who depart on Sunday.

After you check out of your hotel, call Sapphire at 1.702.869.0003 and they’ll send their limo for you, bring you to the Sapphire Pool for no charge, store your luggage, provide you with a locker where you can change clothes, and when you’re done partying at the pool, they’ll limo you and your luggage to the airport in time for your flight. The cost of this service: zip. The pool party runs from noon to 6 pm.

Sundays at Gilley’s – Bikini Bull-Riding

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island).  The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is sexy and fun–all amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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Burlesque at the Bowl

Tali De'Mar

Tali De’Mar

If you were in the mood last night to watch a ten-foot boa constrictor slithering over the body of a belly dancer, and a couple of pińatas being bullwhipped into submission by a buxom babe in lingerie, and you really wanted to watch a redhead in her underwear smearing an ice cream cone over herself, and maybe a couple shirtless dudes (with pasties) who’d probably had a bit too much to drink having a tassel-twirling contest, then you should have been at the Brooklyn Bowl for the Cinco de Mayo version of “Burlesque at the Bowl.”

In the past few months, the Brooklyn Bowl has been presenting irregularly-scheduled free burlesque shows open to the public.  Last night’s show was MCd by the bawdy Miss Karla Joy and featured the Suicide Sirens, along with Tali De’Mar, Chelsea La Vone, Di Lovely, Valerie Stunning, Jenevieve (SerpentineSorceress) Zanasiote, Vi Vacious, and stage kitten, Kitschy Koo.

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