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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Tips for Couples Going to a Vegas Strip Club Together for the First Time

Palomino Club Dancer Crystal Dances for Couples

Palomino Club is a Great Erotic Evening for Couples
(This is Cristal Dancing)

It’s Valentine’s Day and suddenly TVO’s article on couples- and female-friendly Vegas strip clubs is the most popular page on this site.

If you’re considering going as a couple to a Las Vegas strip club tonight, and you’ve never done this before, here are a few tips to make the experience one you’ll both remember fondly.

Choose the Right Strip Club

First, pick the right club. For most women going to a strip club for the first time you should pick a club that’s not only welcoming to couples and female guests, you should pick a club with a great stage show.

A strip club with an excellent stage show is like a nightclub with risque entertainment—an easy transition for most women. A club that is focused predominantly on lap dancing may make your wife or girlfriend feel uncomfortable if it’s her first time to a strip club, and will usually have few females or couples in the audience.

The best stage show of the Vegas strip clubs is at Palomino Club (club review / club website), with outstanding pole dancing, girl on girl shows, and striptease with an emphasis on the tease—like an erotic Cirque show.  Little Darlings (club review / club website) is a close second, and admits customers age 18+. Floyd Mayweather’s Girl Collection (club review/club website) is a topless club that prides itself on its outstanding stage show.

But some wives and girlfriends go into this experience already fantasizing primarily about high-contact lap dances or private shows with dancers.  Sapphire (club review / club website) and Deja Vu Showgirls (club review/ club website) are high-mileage topless clubs with dancers who are good at entertaining couples.

And some clubs, like Girl Collection (club review/club website) and Club Lacy’s (club review), specialize in throwing a party, where both male and female guests enjoy the show, get lap dances, and laugh and flirt with the dancers and each other.  These can be a great evening for a couple coming to a strip club together for the first time.

How to Connect with the Dancers as a Couple

Always Couples Friendly at Little Darlings Strip Club

A Great Stage Show Tends to Make for a Great Experience for a First-Time Couple
(This is Reagan Reilly at Little Darlings)

Most dancers at most Vegas strip clubs will not automatically approach a couple the way they will a table of guys.  That’s because they know the female half of the couple may feel uncomfortable about being approached.

That means you have to make the first move to let the club’s dancers know you want to be approached. 

Start by sitting on the rail and tipping the dancers. Split up your tip money so that both of you can show your appreciation for the stage dancers. Right away, my wife loved tipping the dancers for beautiful and sexy performances. The stage dancers will come over to give you extra attention, and that’s not only fun, but can be a bridge to a couple’s lap dance later.  If you like the dancer, tell her you’d like a couple’s dance after her stage routine.

After sitting at the stage and tipping for a while, try going to a table to enjoy a drink with each other and make it easy for dancers to approach you. Let the club’s hosts and/or cocktail waitresses know you’d like to have dancers or a particular dancer come over.  They’ll help out.

If a dancer sits down to talk with you, and you’re enjoying the conversation, offer her a drink.  It’s a great way to break the ice and increase your wife’s comfort level with dancers.

Most Las Vegas strip club dancers are easy conversationalists, and will go out of their way to be warm and friendly with your wife or girlfriend once they know she’s open to it.

If the dancer offers a lap dance or private show, let your wife be the one to decide. If your wife encourages you to get a lap dance or offers to buy you one, ask her to accompany you for a couple’s dance.

Couples’ Lap Dances and Private Shows

Many Vegas Strip Club Dancers Enjoy Entertaining Couples

Many Vegas Strip Club Dancers Enjoy Entertaining Couples
(This is Savannah at Deja Vu Showgirls)

If your wife is anything like mine, and you invite her to join you for a lap dance or private show, she’ll say “No, no, no, I want you to enjoy a dance. I’ll wait here and watch the show.” If you explain to her that a private dance is just another kind of show, she’ll be more likely to come with you and enjoy the experience.

Dancers who approach couples to offer private dances are good at taking control of the situation. They’ll usually start the dance by focusing on your wife or girlfriend. The dancer will want to make her feel comfortable, and get her enjoying the dance, before she starts paying any attention to you. She will likely do anything to avoid a situation where your wife is sitting there feeling left out.

When the dancer moves her attention from your wife to you, she’ll keep checking in on your wife, or talking to her and joking with her. In my experience, most dancers are people who really care about making their guests happy.

The first time my wife and I enjoyed a couple’s dance together, my wife thought she was buying me a private dance. When I asked her to come with, she assumed she’d be sitting on the sidelines watching the dancer entertain me. But the minute we sat down in the private room, the dancer went straight to my wife. That surprised my wife so much that she laughed.  The three of us spent a lot of our time in that room laughing.

I enjoyed watching the dancer give attention to my wife. It was a combination of erotic and amusing. I enjoyed watching my wife’s reactions. When the dancer moved to caress my wife’s face with her titties, the look on my wife’s face made me laugh.

The dancer was so sweet and smiling that my wife gave up trying to resist. She told me after that she had never realized before how soft a woman’s skin is. She said the dancer’s touch had felt genuinely affectionate and moving. She said she felt gratitude to the dancer. I told her it feels the same for guys.

My wife also told me that the parts of the dance that had turned her on most were the moves and moments that she knew, as my wife, were most turning me on. She said she got turned on most vicariously through me.

It was an excellent experience, and each time since has been different and special.  I highly recommend it as a romantic, erotic experience for couples.

Vegas Strip Club Lap Dance Prices for Couples

Floyd Mayweather's Girl Collection Welcomes Women & Couples

Floyd Mayweather Says Ladies are Invited to Girl Collection with or without Male Companions

The norm in Vegas is that the price of a lap dance or private show for a couple is the same as a lap dance or private show for a single customer.

The idea is that you’re paying for the dancer’s time. You’re not paying per person.

But dancers at most clubs are independent contractors free to set their own prices.  That means some dancers will charge more (typically 50% more) for a couple’s dance.

The standard charge for a lap dance at the major Vegas strip clubs is $20, whether it’s for a single customer or couple.  The exception is Girl Collection, where the crazy, high-mileage lap dances start at $40, and Little Darlings, where dances start at $20 but many dancers ask $30-$40 for a lap dance with touching.  That’s because every lap dance at Little Darlings is fully nude and takes place in a private room.  At the other clubs, a lap dance is topless only and takes place in the main club showroom or a group lap dance room.

If you can afford a little more to treat yourself, couples’ private shows start at $100 at Palomino Club for a fully-nude 10-minute dance in a private booth with an opaque curtain across the door.  A fully-nude private-bedroom couple’s show at Little Darlings starts at 15 minutes for $125.  A private room dance at Girl Collection starts at $150 for 10 minutes, and at Deja Vu (your choice of couch or bed) at $150 for 15 minutes—and at Girl Collection and Deja Vu the elegant private rooms have a real door you can close behind you.

If you really want to splurge, consider an erotic fantasy hour with a dancer at Sapphire in one of the club’s elegant Skyboxes, again with a real door you can close behind you ($800). Sapphire’s Skybox private dances feature unsurpassed elegance, privacy, service, and dancer selection.  

I think you’ll have a great time.

Vegas Strip Club Couples’ Packages

Be sure to check out the special couples packages offered by some of the couples-friendly Vegas strip clubs.  I consider packages for couples more important than packages for guys going solo to a club.

That’s because the best clubs fill up at peak hours.  If you don’t have a package with a reserved table, you may have a hard time finding a place to sit down together when you return from a private show.  That’s not conducive to an erotic date.  When you’re entertaining your wife or girlfriend, you want to treat her right.

For example, Sapphire’s couples packages start at $165 and include $169-$189 in liquor if you buy online plus the club’s royalty treatment–free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table. These features have real value at this club where the lines can get long at peak hours and it can be impossible to find a seat without a reserved table.

My wife enjoys this elegant club with its shows on three stages and erotic lap dance scene.  And packages offer additional value.  When you’re sitting at a VIP table with a bottle of champagne on your table, it’s like a magnet for the club’s prettiest dancers.

Palomino Club offers a package for two for $170 with your choice of a half bottle or champagne plus a pitcher of beer, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table. Again, these features have real value at this popular club, which gets packed at peak hours.

Deja Vu offers a Couples Therapy package for $225 that includes free limo transport, free admission for two, a VIP table and line passes, a bucket of beer and a bottle of Moet Nectar Imperial.

And if you can live without booze, Little Darlings offers an $89 Couples Package that includes free limo transport, free admission for two, a VIP table, and a bottle of no-alcohol champagne.

More on Female-Friendly Vegas Strip Clubs

You may be interested in Female-Friendly Vegas Strip Clubs, which focuses more on clubs friendly to women going solo or in female couples or group.

You may also be interested in this customer’s review of his couple’s package experience at Palomino Club.  (It was his wife’s first time at a strip club, they followed the tips above, and had a great time.)

And I Took My Wife to a Strip Club (and Lived to Tell About It) is a his-and-hers perspective on the first time I took my wife to a Vegas strip club.

With Three Stages and an Erotic Lap Dance Scene, Sapphire is an Excellent Strip Club for Couples

With Three Stages and an Erotic Lap Dance Scene, Sapphire is an Excellent Strip Club for Couples

[Photos by Hew Burney]

Erotic Art In Las Vegas

A Show of Nudes at the Eden Gallery

Oil Painting by Daniel Miller

Oil Painting by Daniel Miller

The Eden Art Gallery, located in the heart of the Las Vegas Arts District (upstairs in the Arts Factory on Charleston at Main Street), is opening a new show on Valentine’s Day that features the work of some 20 different Las Vegas artists and photographers.

Among the artists and photographers whose works are being shown are Keith Selle, Brooks Peterson, Daniel Miller, Eden Pastor, Hew Burney, Danielle Bjorklund, Izaac Baron Zevalking V, Alexander Sky, and Elekktra G.

The central theme of the show is nudes and erotica. The installation opens on Valentine’s Day and will run through First Friday next month (March 6). Viewing hours are 6 – 10 pm every evening.


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Big Butt Crack Bust in San Antonio

Courageous Detectives Foil Dangerous Strip Club Butt Crack Ring

stripper's butt

A Danger to the Community
(courtesy Adria / Little Darlings)
Photo by Hew Burney

According to, undercover cops in San Antonio arrested four dancers and two managers at Sugar’s Gentlemen’s Club last week because the dancers showed butt crack.

The detectives allege they saw two dancers on stage pulling at the waistband of their thongs to reveal “the crevice of their buttocks,” which is a violation of a city ordinance. The cops’ report said two other dancers were also showing their butt cracks while standing near a bar.

San Antonio law defines nudity as “a state of dress which fails to completely and opaquely cover human genitals, the pubic region, pubic hair, the crevice of the buttocks or anus or any portion of the female breast that is situated below a point immediately above the top of the areola.”

Many residents of the city were likely unaware of the butt crack threat in their town. But San Antonio Police Department Sgt. Javier Salazar said the police would now start keeping an eye on the other strip clubs in town for butt crack violations.  They had multiple undercover cops “at work” in this strip club.

Don’t anyone ever tell me that we need to raise taxes to hire more cops. Don’t even try.

Management of Sugar’s chose not to comment on the bust, but a spokesperson for the plumber’s union said, “This sets a dangerous precedent.”

An Erotic Valentine’s Day in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Valentine’s Day (this Saturday, Feb 14) is usually considered a time to be alone with your special someone. You buy her flowers, chocolates, maybe take her out to a nice restaurant for a romantic candlelight dinner…

Go back to Cleveland, buddy. This is Vegas, where you and your special someone go to a strip club to buy each other lap dances before you return to your hotel and f*** each other’s brains out. If you’re here with your love on Valentine’s Day weekend, try a little Vegas-style romance.

Dancer at Sapphire Las Vegas

Kyle is a Sapphire Gem

Here’s what’s happening in the strip clubs this Saturday:

Sapphire (club review / club website) has a Sweethearts Special on Valentine’s Day. For $250 per couple you get their limo transportation, a VIP table on the main floor, a bottle of Veuve Clicquot (yellow label), and a bowl of strawberries with whipped cream. Couples will also get a free “aphrodisiac” shot.

In addition, your VIP seating should put you in a prime location for seeing (and meeting) a few hundred of Sapphire’s dancers who will be on the hunt for couples looking to have fun. Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo and to set up your Sweetheart Special.

If you’re looking for laughs with your loving, there’s also a Valentine’s Day special for couples in the Sapphire Comedy Hour showroom. $125 will get a couple limo transport, admission, a bottle of champagne and a rose. Call the number above.

Dancer at Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas

Envii Dances at Deja Vu Showgirls
Photo by Hew Burney

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review /club website) is having a “Black Heart Party” to celebrate heartbreaks, splits, and bad dates. If you’re feeling really bitter, be sure and enter their “Hit Your Ex” contest. (Rumor has it that First Prize will be an actual hit man, ready to do the deed.)

If on the other hand, you happen to have a special someone in your life to celebrate with, couples get 50% off on bottles of wine and champagne all night (if they’ll prove their love by kissing for the camera at the front door). Use the coupon on our homepage (lower right sidebar) to get free admission to the club (and save $33 per person).  Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.

Little Darlings (club review / club website) is having a Fuck Love and Kill Cupid Party. This party should appeal to anyone who’s  alone on Valentine’s Day because you can watch their girls get naked on stage, or take them into one of the club’s private rooms where you can help them get naked–without all the romance.  No box of Ethel M’s required.  Then, back out into the main room with a smile on your face to watch Cupid get murdered on stage.

Dancer at Little Darlings Las Vegas

Adria Dances at Little Darlings
Photo by Hew Burney

Saturday night is also Wet Sets night at Little Darlings, so expect to see lots of naked dancers getting messy and gooey with everything from chocolate syrup to candle wax.

This club is always couples friendly. Use the coupon on our home page below the top blog post to get free admission (a $33 savings per person).  Call 1.702.371.2181 for the free club limo.

Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club (club review) will be having a Hottest Couples Contest. Couples who enter the contest get a free bottle of champagne and could win some portion of the $3000 in cash and prizes.

Crazy Horse III (club review) has a $99 champagne special for couples on Valentines Day.

Spearmint Rhino (club review) has a $250 couples package for Valentines Day that includes their limo and a bottle of Beau Joie champagne.

Finally, the Red Rooster swingers club is having a Valentines Day Party, starting at 8 pm. Admission for couples is $30; single men $50; and single women $5. There will be a DJ, a chocolate fountain, and hors d’oeuvres.

If you’re in Vegas with someone you love, or even with someone you just sort of like, or even with someone you just tolerate because she’s hot, Valentine’s Day is a great day to show your love for life by admiring the breathtaking female bodies in this town.