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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Christians Fight to Save Waco Strip Club

Okay, here’s one of the weirdest news items to come our way lately. In March, 2014, the city of Waco, TX held hearings on new ordinances that would effectively shut down the city’s strip clubs. The proposed ordinances would prohibit dancers from getting within six feet of customers, which would make not only lap dancing illegal but would also make it impossible for customers to tip the dancers directly. The strip club attorneys argued that this would effectively shut down the clubs and put all the dancers out of work.

Ironically, a minister from the group, Jesus Said Love, sided with the strip clubs, arguing at the hearing against the proposed ordinances.  Noting that many of the dancers were single mothers, Brett Mills, who cofounded the Jesus Said Love ministry with his wife, was quoted: “When they lose the job, they’re going to go to the streets and then they really could do prostitution and drugs.”

On April 2, the Waco Tribune-Herald reported that the city council voted down the new ordinances, allowing the strip clubs to continue as they had been, with the only new restrictions being on private rooms in the clubs.

This is the first time I’m aware of a church group fighting not only to keep strip clubs open, but to allow the dancers to continue collecting tips via physical contact with customers.

Strippers Sue San Diego Cops

On March 6 the San Diego Police raided a Cheetah’s strip club and closed it down for two hours, during which time all 25 dancers working that night were lined up against the wall and photographed. The 10 police officers, who were carrying guns and wore bullet-proof vests, spent two hours in the dancers’ dressing room for the purpose of checking to see if all the dancers had proper work ID. They did. The club manager said the dancers rights were violated as no actual crime was being investigated.

San Diego police Lt. Kevin Mayer released the following statement:

“One of the many responsibilities of the San Diego Police Department’s Vice Unit is to conduct random inspections of strip clubs to ensure dancers are complying with the law and that they have an entertainers permit…”

The dancers have since filed suit against the SD Police Department, claiming misconduct on the part of the cops, being held against their will, and loss of revenue, asking for $10,000 for each dancer who was held involuntarily. According to the suit, the cops made “arrogant and demeaning comments” as they took the photos, and posed them so they could “expose body parts.”

One dancer was quoted by Fox5News:

“They were taking pictures of me half naked through my sheer top. They can clearly see everything because the flash is going. I felt very violated and my rights were taken away. They took pictures of us – not our faces – our whole bodies.”

A second San Diego area strip club has since filed a similar suit against the cops.
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Robot Stripper Dances in NYC

Some guy named Jordan Wolfson has created a robot stripper that he’s showcasing at the David Zwirner Art Gallery in New York. I don’t expect robots to take over too many dancers’ jobs in the near future, but 10-20 years from now, who knows? This one’s got a higher SPW rating than some human dancers I’ve seen. Sneak peek (and don’t say I didn’t warn you … this is scary …):

 

 

Stripping for Higher Education

An article in the Daily Mail Online cites an academic study of strippers in the UK conducted by researchers at Leeds University that found that almost one-third (29.4%) of strippers were currently enrolled as students at various colleges and universities. Almost 200 strippers from clubs and pubs across the UK were interviewed in the survey. The researchers were surprised to find that not only were many strippers college students, but many also came from middle-class families.

Those who were less affluent were stripping to pay for their tuition and books, while those who were not in need of education assistance were stripping for extra spending money as well as social interaction. One student was quoted: “It’s just like party night! I prefer to go to work than go out on a weekend really.”

According to Dr. Kate Hardy and Dr. Teela Sanders, who conducted the study, most of the student/strippers felt that stripping was a perfectly respectable occupation. One club manager said that September was a peak time for students to inquire about stripping jobs and another acknowledged that he put out flyers to attract incoming frosh to audition.

EDM at Little Darlings

If you’re into the club scene in Vegas (or anywhere else in the free world) you probably know what techno-dubstep-house-trance-electro-hardstyle-UK-garage music is. If not, forget about it. I wouldn’t know a dubstep if I tripped over one.

I finally made it to Little D’s on a couple recent Mondays to see what EDM (Electronic Dance Mondays) was all about. From my perspective, it’s about getting more mileage for your lap-dance bucks.
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Here’s what you need to know. Nightclub DJs are different from strip club DJs. Strip club DJs talk more. (And the Hustler Club has been advertising lately that for $50, they’ll make their DJ shut up for ten minutes! I don’t know if any customers have taken them up on it yet.) Strip club DJs have a job where they play 2 1/2 to 3 minutes of a song, then start the next one for 2 1/2 to 3 minutes, then start the next one, etc. This is because lap dances are sold to customers by the song, not by a specified time period. It’s the DJs job to keep that time period short, so 2 minutes and 45 seconds into whatever’s beating out of the speakers, he jumps in with That’s Brandi and she’d just love to get you into the VIP room and she’s available like all our lovely ladies here tonight yadda-yadda-yadda

Nightclub DJs are different. Nightclub DJs are the new drummers. They look at sound equipment used by most sane people for playing recorded music, and they see a drum set. DJs are drummers in disguise. If you watch a club DJ, at first he seems kind of normal; but if you really study him, you can tell he’s barely on this planet. He never looks at a clock to remind himself when three minutes of a song are up. Which song? Sometimes, he’s playing two or three songs at the same time.

LD Girls Back2So, every Monday night, Little Darlings is hiring a nightclub DJ (a different one each week) to make their strip club sound like no other strip club in town. I like the sound. The DJs are pretty good drummers. The reason any of this is important, however, is that when you buy a lap dance on a Monday night at Little D’s, you might get more than the industry standard time-wise. Sometimes the dancers aren’t quite sure if a song’s over yet. I timed one “song” at about 4 minutes and another one close to 5. Lap dances take place in private rooms, not out on the main floor. In the main room, the stage dancers are the show.

Monday is also couples night at LD and a section of the main floor is cleared for customers to dance. Couples do attend, but I never saw any of them dancing. I probably didn’t stay late enough. My nightclub days are over.

To read my full review of Little Darlings, click here.