A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

A London Politician Stands Up for Lap Dances

According to the Daily Mail, Abdul Malik, owner of an East London strip club called Charlie’s Angels, recently gave (sold?) conservative London newspapers surveillance footage of one of his customers, Maajid Nawaz, getting two lap dances at the club last July.

Nawaz is currently running for Parliament as a Liberal Democrat and calls himself a “feminist.”

Malik said that was “hypocritical.”

To his great credit, Nawaz said he was sorry if he let down his party but he did not regard visiting a strip club as hypocritical.

The Telegraph quoted from a post at Nawaz’s blog that said: “Some feminists take the view that visiting such gentlemen’s clubs objectifies women. Others, many women too, take a more sex-positive view, and believe that erotic dancing is empowering to women. My feminism, as intended by me, extends to empowering women to make legal choices, not to judge the legal choices they make.”

Nice to see a politician stand up to the prudes and sex scolds.
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Bonnie Rotten Returning May 1-2 to Deja Vu Showgirls

When’s the Last Time You Saw a Standing Ovation in a Strip Club?

Bonnie Rotten at Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas

Bonnie Rotten at
Deja Vu Showgirls
Photo by Hew Burney

If you missed Bonnie Rotten’s performances at Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) when she was here in January for the AVN Show, you’ve got another shot to see her in a couple weeks. Bonnie will be performing at Deja Vu two nights, Friday and Saturday, May 1 and 2.

As a result of her adult film performances, Bonnie has a reputation as a sexual madwoman, so it was a standing-room-only crowd in Deja Vu last time. My advice would be to get to the club early if you want a seat for her upcoming shows.

I wrote a review of her performance at AVN Adult Entertainment Expo Diary, and you can see a photo gallery by photographer Hew Burney at Bonnie Rotten Live at Deja Vu.

Watching her, you feel like you’re in the presence of some kind of sexual saint, a crazy woman who only wants to make everyone happy (and horny). Just check out the photos.  She got a standing ovation from the crowd at Deja Vu, and when’s the last time you saw a standing ovation in a strip club?

Deja Vu has the best prices on private room shows of any topless club in Vegas. You can get a 15-minute private-room dance (alone with the dancer of your choice in a room with a door you can close) for about the same price as 10 minutes in the group VIP at the other major topless clubs. They also have the most generous rates of the Vegas topless clubs for 30- or 60- minute private room shows).

Couples- and female-friendly.  40+ dancers. Age 21+. Full bar.  Beer: $10.  Cover:  $33, but get free admission and a free drink if you show the coupon on the right sidebar of our homepage. (Locals who arrive in their own cars always get in free, and ask about getting a locals’ Vu Card for special rates on drinks every night.)
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Panties Auction Tonight at Little Darlings!

pantiesI have official confirmation.  The sexy lingerie has arrived and the cocktail girls are reportedly slipping into it.

Tonight is Lingerie Night at Little Darlings (club review), which means the cocktail servers will be making their rounds in sexier gear than usual.  Plus, some time after midnight, those same cute and sexy cocktail girls will take those panties off and each pair will be auctioned off to the highest bidder. [Note: The auctions never actually happened and are officially discontinued.]

Here’s your chance to take home a memento of your visit to Little Darlings that will be a conversation piece on your living room mantle for years to come.

Official Rules of Panties Auction

All merchandise will be sold “as is.”
No refunds or exchanges.
Not to be taken internally.
In case of accidental ingestion, consult your physician.
And your shrink.

Age 18+. No alcohol. Cover is $35 for out-of-towners (locals $15).
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