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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Dlseena at Palomino Club: A Goddess in Glasses

All my life, I’ve had a weakness for girls who wear glasses. Not many people wear glasses anymore. Contact lenses and Lasik surgery have almost made glasses obsolete, especially among the under-30 crowd.

But a few weeks ago I was in Palomino Club (club review / club website) with photographer Hew Burney when a statuesque vision of beauty hit the stage sporting specs and I was immediately entranced.

Hew managed to get a few shots of her stage performance, and I managed to get her name and permission to publish her pics, but not much else. Her name is Dlseens (and yes, that’s how she spells it), but the only other info I’ve got on her is that she’s got a body to die for and she’s breathtaking on the poles.

Maybe we’ll get a full set of pics of her next time we’re in the club. She’s definitely Dancer of the Month material. Here are a few pics to tide you over until then.

Palomino Club is the only fully-nude strip club in Las Vegas that serves alcohol. Cover charge is  $30, but get in free if you drive yourself or take the free club limo. One-on-one nude private dances are available in the clubs elegant theme rooms.  Call 1.702.327.7258 for the free club limo.

(Photos by Hew Burney.)

Click on pics to enlarge.

2016 AVN Awards Show … already?

AVN-2016Every January, the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas hosts the Adult Entertainment Expo and the AVN Awards Show. January may seem like a long way off, but this show draws a few hundred thousand people to Vegas, so it’s not too early to start making plans.

The website for the world’s largest adult entertainment expo is now live at www.avnshow.com.

We covered the 2015 AVN Show in a number of articles. See “AVN Adult Entertainment Photo Diary” for a collection of Hew Burney’s pics.

In 2016, the convention runs from Wednesday, January 20 through Saturday, January 23rd.

The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo gives fans the opportunity to see the latest trends in adult films, sex toys, etc., plus meet and collect autographs from the hottest adult stars in the world.

The four-day convention also offers seminars taught by adult film stars, i.e. “Jessica Drake’s Guide to Wicked Sex,” “Everything You Wanted to Know About Vibrators, but were Afraid to Ask,” “How to Shoot a Porno,” “How to Negotiate a Threesome,” “Ask James Dean” and the like.

I went to the AEE for the first time earlier this year.  I was surprised at how big it was.  It was the first time I ever tried out a virtual reality headset to watch sex scenes happening all around me.  It was crazy how real it looked.

I also got to talk to Ron Jeremy about playing blackjack, got a selfie with Christy Mack, got Nina Hartley’s autograph, and got to watch hundreds of porn stars I’d never seen before parading around like stars among their wide-eyed fans.  It was fun.
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Open Bar at Deja Vu Showgirls Tonight

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Kaz Monet Dances at
Deja Vu Showgirls
Photo by Hew Burney

Tonight, Monday, June 22, Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) will have an open bar (everything except wines and champagne) until midnight. The club opens at 6 pm, so you can get in a nice leisurely six hours of swilling the good stuff to start your evening.

Deja Vu is a premier Las Vegas topless club featuring beautiful young dancers and one of the lowest hustle factors of the major Vegas topless clubs.  You can get a 15-minute private-room dance here for $150 with no extra bar tab. Compare this with the other clubs where it’s $100 (+ $40 bar tab) for 10 minutes in a group VIP.

Deja Vu is always couples- and female-friendly.  Cover:  $35, but get free admission if you show the coupon in the right sidebar of our homepage.  Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.

Little Darlings Locals Night

Little Darlings Las Vegas Dancer

Serenity Dances at
Little Darlings
Photo by Hew Burney

Every Monday night is Locals Night at Little Darlings (club review / club website), which means if you have a Nevada ID, there’s no cover charge (a $15 savings).

All lap dances at Little Darlings are completely nude and take place in a private room where you are alone with the dancer. Lap dance price: $20.  Get a 15-minute nude private-bedroom dance here for only $125.

Cover is $35 for out-of-towners but out-of-towners can get in for the $15 locals’ price (a $20 savings) any night by showing the coupon on our home page below the top blog post (which also entitles you to a 2-for-1 nude lap dance). Must arrive in your own car (no cabs) or the free club limo. Call 1.702.371.2181 to arrange the limo pickup.
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Coming Soon: LaDonna from Palomino Club – Our July Dancer of the Month

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer LaDonna

Photo by Hew Burney

Next month, TVO’s Dancer of the Month will be LaDonna from Palomino Club (club review / club website).

LaDonna has a sultry exotic look with an hourglass figure and a tiny waist. The first time I saw her on stage, she reminded me of a dancing gypsy.

You can catch LaDonna dancing most nights at Palomino and almost always on the weekends.

Palomino Club is the only fully-nude strip club in Las Vegas that has a full bar. So be 21+ with photo ID. (Dancers only have to be 18+. See that pink wristband on LaDonna’s right wrist? That means you can’t buy her a drink, guys. But she’ll get naked for you in the VIP.)

Cover charge: $30, but get in free if you drive yourself or take the free club limo.  Call 1.702.327.7258 for the ride.
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