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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Palomino Club’s Valentine’s Day Special for Couples

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Valentina Estrella Is Waiting for You in Palomino’s Bedroom

Valentine’s Day is just two days away — Thursday, February 14. And Palomino Club is looking forward to making it a special night for couples.

Palomino’s “Two of a Kind” package, available here, includes free round-trip transportation to the club, free admission, preferred VIP seating and your choice of a half bottle of either Moet Napa champagne or a premium liquor, plus a pitcher of beer. And if you reserve that package for Valentine’s Day, the club will be adding a rose and chocolates.

Palomino is the only strip club in Las Vegas that serves liquor and features fully-nude dancers. Some of the most beautiful entertainers you’ll ever see in Vegas get naked on stage, as well as in the club’s high-mileage private VIP shows.

At Palomino, private means private. The VIP rooms are all one-on-one curtained booths (comfortable for couples) and the much larger theme rooms are furnished with a big comfy sofa or a full-size bed. Nude dances in the private booths start at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab) — one of Vegas’ best strip club VIP deals.

Drink prices here are friendlier than at most Vegas topless clubs as well, with $6 drafts and $8 bottles. Palomino Club always rates high on TVO’s survey of Las Vegas’ best gentlemen’s clubs. Couples can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Nude, full bar, 21+

Deja Vu, Little Darlings & Hustler Club Valentines VIP Dance Giveaway!

Deja Vu Las Vegas stripper

Tiffany Dances at Deja Vu Vgeas

The Deja Vu Showgirls chain of gentlemen’s clubs is having a nationwide Valentines Day promotion where every club in the chain is giving away a free VIP room dance every night for three nights running from February 14-16 (that’s Thursday, Friday and Saturday this week).

We’re in luck here in Vegas because we’ve got three Deja Vu clubs, including Deja Vu Showgirls, Little Darlings and Hustler Club. When you enter one of these clubs on any of these nights, you will be given a raffle ticket. Later that evening, a drawing will determine which lucky winner will get a free 15-minute VIP room dance (with no bar tab or bottle fee) with one of the club’s dancers. This has a value between $125 and $150, depending on which club you go to.

But wait … It gets better!

Little Darlings Las Vegas stripper photo

Chanel Dances at Little Darlings

You can get entry to any one of the clubs all three nights for just $20 total if you make your reservation online here. (Your ticket will be emailed to you.) Important: Do not arrive at any of these Vegas clubs by cab or rideshare, or you will be charged more for admission. All three clubs offer free limo transport if you do not have your own vehicle. For Deja Vu, call (702) 308-4605; for Little Darlings, call (702) 366-1141; and for Hustler, call (702) 795-3131.

A few details: Little Darlings is a nude club, while Deja Vu and Hustler are topless. At Little Darlings (no alcohol served), you must be 18+ to gain entry. At Deja Vu and Hustler (full bar in both), you must be 21+. Deja Vu has an open bar for domestics and wells all three nights from 6-9 pm. Hustler Club features XXX star Reya Sunshine on stage all three nights. In all three clubs, you must be present to win the drawing.

If you have a Deja Vu, Little Darlings, Hustler, or Dream Girls club in another city, this promotion will likely be good there as well, though I’d advise checking your club’s website to verify.  The dollar values may differ based on your local charges.

Porn Star Heaven in the Vegas Strip Clubs This Week

Tiffany Watson at Sapphire Las Vegas

Tiffany Watson

Naughty Angel or Heavenly Devil? Sapphire’s Got You Covered!

At Sapphire this coming weekend, the two featured performers appear to be as different as night and day. One’s an angel, the other’s a devil. The angel, however, is (to quote Elvis) “a devil in disguise.” Both start their stage performances at 11:30 pm, then make themselves available for more intimate one-on-one fun with their fans.

On Friday, February 15, Tiffany Watson will be in the house. Little Tiff looks more like the milk and cookies type than a XXX star. But don’t let her sweet and innocent look fool you. Check out a few of her XXX flicks, like Anal Freshman and My Virgin Daughter, and the little cutie pie image she projects will quickly transform to little slutty pie.

Sarah Jessie at Sapphire Las Vegas

Sarah Jessie

On Saturday, February 16, Sarah Jessie will be the entertainer of the night. Sarah has a bod to die for and when she looks at you you can just feel her thinking dirty thoughts. You may have seen her in some of her porn classics like Cindy Queen of Hell, Maneaters and Big Tit Office Chicks.

If you reserve a seat at Tiffany’s or Sarah’s private tables for $135 (includes a two-hour open bar), you’ll get first crack at taking one of them into Sapphire’s VIP room. You can set up your fun in advance online (or call 702-869-0003).  Sapphire even offers a private dinner date with the star of your choice in a Sapphire Skybox.

Or check out Sapphire’s solo-guy VIP package here for $65, which includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot, and focus your attention on the club’s 400+ stacked and snuggly lap dancers. There are also packages for couples and groups, as well as bottle packages, through that link. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in Vegas.  We recommend a package at Sapphire because without one it may be impossible to find a seat.

You can also get free admission for arriving by the free club limo (the $15 reservations fee is waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon).  Call 702-869-0003 to reserve your ride. Topless, full bar, 21+

If you’re coming to town at a later date, check out Sapphire’s upcoming schedule of porn star features.

Other Porn Stars in Vegas This Week

At Hustler Club Las Vegas, on Thursday, Friday and Saturday night, XXX-flick star Reya Sunshine will be doing two shows nightly after 11 pm. $50 cover. Locals free with Vu Card. Topless, full bar, 21+

Finally, at Centerfolds, on Wednesday, Feb 13, Lacey Rain will be doing two stage sets at midnight and 2 am. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, February 8

Treasures — Vegas’ Most Luxurious “Girlfriend Experience”

  To say Treasures Las Vegas is an upscale gentlemen’s club is an understatement. It’s like a billionaire’s mansion stocked with 9s and 10s in skimpy lingerie. It’s also the only strip club in Las Vegas with a gourmet steakhouse where you can take any of the knockout dancers to dine with you. Treasures is a great place to take the strip club girlfriend experience to a whole new level.

If you go early, domestics and wells are just $1 from 4-6 pm, and all drinks are half price from 6-8 pm. The big crowds haven’t arrived yet and there are a lot of dancers just hanging out in the club. Maybe spend some time just flirting with the girls and getting lap dances.  When you find a girl who gets your motor moving, you can invite her to dinner in the steakhouse.

Have a leisurely meal followed by wine or cocktails, then let her suggest you move upstairs where the VIP rooms are located. Now, you can undress her for dessert. (There is a coupon available for getting a big discount at Treasures’ steak house here.)

Out-of-staters can call the club at 702-257-3030 for free limo transportation from your hotel, and the courtesy limo is not only free but round-trip. Why hassle with driving in Vegas when, for no charge, Treasures’ limo will pick you up at your hotel and chauffeur you back when you’re ready to leave the club, no strings attached?

Go to Treasures’ website and check out their VIP packages, including dinner packages. Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings. Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino Club — The Only Fully-Nude Vegas Strip Club with a Full Bar

Valentina Estrella at Palomino Club Las Vegas

Valentina Estrella Dances at Palomino Club

  There is only one strip club in Las Vegas that both serves liquor and features fully-nude dancers — Palomino Club. These are some of the most gorgeous women you’ll ever see anywhere and they all get naked on stage, as well as in the club’s high-mileage private VIP shows.

And private means private here. The VIP rooms are all one-on-one curtained booths where you and your dancer can only see each other. The theme rooms are also totally private, but much larger, each one furnished with a big comfy sofa or a full-size bed so you can stretch out with beautiful naked girl. Nude dances in the one-on-one curtained booths start at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab), a great deal.

Drink prices here are friendlier than at most Vegas topless clubs as well. Drafts are $6 and domestics are $8 for locals and out-of-staters alike.

If you want to know why Palomino Club always rates high on TVO’s survey of Las Vegas’ best gentlemen’s clubs, take a look at Penthouse Pet Laly and the voluptuous Valentina, a couple of the 100+ knockouts working the floor at peak hours.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino’s package deals for both groups and solo guys.

If you’re in Vegas with your wife or girlfriend, Palomino is also one of Vegas’ best strip clubs for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…