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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Sapphire’s 4th of July 2019 Topless Night Swim & Fireworks Viewing Party

Las Vegas Combines Titties and Patriotism for the Ultimate Independence Day

Sapphire Topless Pool Las Vegas

Sapphire Topless Pool is Where the Club’s Dancers Come to Party

How about a Las Vegas 4th of July party that combines fireworks with topless women . . . and it’s FREE!

The Sapphire Pool & Day Club is having a topless nightswim party on Thursday, July 4, combined with a great view of the fireworks on the Strip, a screening of Jaws, and a Jaws-themed costume contest with a $500 prize to the winner.

Best of all, you can expect the pool to be filled with the club’s hot and uninhibited dancers, there to put the “topless” in topless night swim.  They will be glistening in the wading pool, cooling off in the waterfall, leaping for beach balls in the titty ball game and dancing on the decks.  It will be like a strip club by moonlight!

There will be local girls there to party as well, and wives or girlfriends are welcome.

The party is sponsored by Absolut Elyx, Avion Tequila, and G.H. Mumm, so expect drink specials throughout.  There will be DJs keeping the beats going.  A portion of the proceeds from this event will go to the Wounded Warrior Project.  So you can enjoy titties and fireworks and drinks and be patriotic all at the same time.

The party is from 4 pm to 10 pm. The film screening will start at 8 pm. The Strip fireworks show starts at about 9:15 pm.

If you want to get into this only-in-Vegas Independence Day party, you MUST reserve your tickets online. You can reserve a lounge chair, day bed, cabana or open bar package through that link as well.  Don’t wait!  I expect this event to be sold out!

Again, there is no charge for attending as long as you either drive yourself or arrive in Sapphire’s complimentary limo. If you’re going to be in Vegas for the Fourth of July, and this sounds like the party you don’t want to miss, reserve now before the free tickets run out.

The Sapphire Pool has a full bar and a great food menu, in addition to all the topless babes. For a free pickup by Sapphire’s limo or Tesla, call 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+

Check back for more info on 4th of July parties at the best Vegas strip clubs.

Las Vegas Escorts: At Last A Site I Can Recommend

Las Vegas Escort Brenna Sparks

Las Vegas Escort Brenna Sparks Can Be Found at Slixa.com

Las Vegas escorts are a tricky subject to write about.  Prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas, yet state officials estimate that there are 30,000 prostitutes working here.  While legal prostitution in Las Vegas area brothels and those elsewhere in Nevada grosses about $75 million a year, illegal prostitution in Las Vegas alone grosses about $5 billion a year.  That’s roughly $143,000 per Las Vegas prostitute.

When I was playing blackjack at a high level, I was offered escorts as comps by the casinos at which I was playing.  It’s a frequent comp for high rollers, like free luxury suites and free meals.  This has been going on for decades and I doubt it will ever stop.

And the fact is, TVO readers want to hire Las Vegas escorts.  They don’t want to hurt women.  They don’t want to hire trafficked women. And they don’t want to get hurt themselves by the arrival of a pimp or cop (300-400 prostitutes are arrested every month by the Las Vegas police).  They just want the companionship of an attractive, willing adult female, on the town and in their hotel rooms, and they are willing to pay for that companionship.

Now I have a place I can recommend for finding that companionship.

Slixa — High-End Las Vegas Escorts

If you’re looking for a high-end Las Vegas escort (or an escort anywhere), the place I recommend to find one is Slixa.com.

Slixa is an advertising platform for independent escorts, not an escort service. That means none of the escorts advertising there are working for Slixa; they are all self-employed.  Slixa isn’t even an agent.

But unlike Backpage or Craigslist or sites like Eros, Slixa has high standards of whom it will accept as an advertiser. When I did a Google search for negative comments on Slixa, mostly I found complaints by escorts that had quit advertising there because they felt Slixa’s rates were too high, or that had been banned from the site for violating Slixa’s rules, including a strict rule that all photos must depict the actual escort who is advertising.

One of the big problems at sites like Eros, and why I’ve hesitated to recommend them, is that they accept ads from escort services, who will post a photo of a model who doesn’t actually work for the service.  Or even if the girl does work for the service, she is not the girl who will actually show up if you make a reservation.  Or even if it is the same girl, the photograph is 10 years old and shows the girl 40 pounds lighter.

Customers hate this bait and switch.

On Slixa, you’ll see a “Report Profile” link on every escort profile page, with a request to report any girl “who has dramatically different verified and not-verified photos” or other issues.  Plus Slixa, in its terms and conditions for advertisers, makes it clear it will report trafficking or child exploitation to law enforcement.  The complaints of escorts who have been banned from the site prove Slixa acts on these reports.  And Slixa does a good job of weeding out girls who can’t compete by charging high rates.

All of the escorts I viewed on Slixa had photo galleries, not just a single small pic. Many have lengthy descriptions of themselves and what they like. Some list their hourly, daily and travel rates. Some have links to their personal websites. Some describe the methods they use to screen clients. In all cases, they provide methods of contacting them directly, not through Slixa.

I was surprised to find a TVO Dancer of the Month advertising on Slixa. I knew Brenna Sparks from Legends Room (a Vegas strip club I liked, now defunct). She was our November 2017 Dancer of the Month and one of our best dancers of the month ever.  You can see her stunning TVO photogallery here. Brenna has been a porn actress, but she wasn’t listed on Slixa’s page for porn stars. I found her on the list of all Las Vegas escorts.  Here is her page.

Brenna is not only beautiful, she is smart, fun and sheer class.  It says a lot about Slixa that they can attract and keep a girl like Brenna.

Slixa is not new. They came online in 2012 and by 2013 had been reviewed by Marketwatch: “At One Year Mark, Slixa.com Recognized for Championing Ethical Advertising in Escort Industry;”  Businessinsider: “Take A Tour Of Slixa, The Website That’s Like Facebook For Escorts,” and even Forbes: “What Porn Stars Do When The Porn Industry Shuts Down.” None of these online publications are known for erotic or sexual content. What they are known for is 1) valuing their reputations and 2) having a high-end readership of men with disposable income.  Read more…

Porn Babes Tasting Menu at Sapphire This Weekend

Sapphire Brings XXX Treats Sarah Jessie and Michelle Maylene to Vegas

Sarah Jessie at Sapphire Las Vegas

Sarah Jessie at Sapphire Friday

Every weekend, Sapphire Vegas convinces some of the sexiest women in porn to perform live on their main stage, host their weekend topless pool parties, and make themselves available for one-on-one up-close-and physical fun with their fans in the club’s VIP rooms. Isn’t it time to get “date with a porn star” off your bucket list?

On Friday night, June 21, busty blonde Sarah Jessie, star of such XXX masterpieces as Maneaters and Cindy Queen of Hell, will be offered as the main course on Sapphire’s stage, then served as dessert in the VIP rooms.

If you don’t get your fill of Sarah on Friday night, on Saturday afternoon (noon-6 pm), June 22, Sarah will be hosting Sapphire’s topless pool party along with DJ Kittie.

Michelle Maylene at Sapphire Las Vegas

Michelle Maylene at Sapphire Saturday

On Saturday night, June 22, the delectable Michelle Maylene will be the cupcake of the night, both on stage and available with whipped cream in Sapphire’s VIP rooms. Michelle starred in such XXX blockbusters as College Coeds vs Zombie Housewives and the immortal Hot Body Naked Bowling Battle.

The next afternoon, Sunday, June 23, Michelle will be catching some rays out at the pool while catching some lucky guys for VIP room fun because that’s just the kind of insatiable girl she is.

Both Sarah Jessie and Michelle Maylene begin their stage performances at 11:30 pm. When they’re not on stage, the easiest way to get their attention is by reserving Sapphire’s $135 package deal that includes seats at their private tables.  It also includes a 2-hour open bar with the good stuff (everything but champagnes and super-premiums). Bring money. This is why you came to Vegas. Fulfill your purpose in life.

You’ll find other porn star packages on Sapphire’s website, or call 702-869-0003 to make reservations or set up free limo transport.

if you prefer to be smothered in titties in Sapphire’s all-night lap dance orgy, the club’s solo guy deal for $65 is just what you need.  It includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot. (Bottle service, group and couple’s packages are also available through that link.)  All packages include free admission, limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at one of Las Vegas’ top gentlemen’s clubs. We recommend a package at this club because, without one, you may not find a place to sit down.

Note: Do not take a cab, rideshare, or casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee to the club. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo.

Sapphire Topless Pool Las Vegas

Sapphire’s Transparent Lounging Pool

Sapphire’s topless pool — where the club’s dancers go to flirt, get buzzed, dance on the decks and work on their allover tans — is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm. The go-go dancers and bartenders are all topless as well, as are many of the female guests.

This is a fun party with DJs rocking the crowd, beach balls in the water, plenty of booze and great food. Feel free to invite any girl wearing a pink wristband (they are the Sapphire dancers) to cool off with you in the club’s VIP.

If you arrive by cab or rideshare you’ll be hit with a $20 cover charge, so don’t.  Instead, call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003 and get in for free.

An even better bet is to pamper yourself with Sapphire’s $70 lounge chair package, which includes free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a $50 beverage credit, and a reserved lounge chair for the day. (The only free seating is at the bar.) This package as well as other deals for daybeds, cabanas, and bottle service for groups and couples are available online or by calling 702-869-0003.

Sapphire’s Sunday Hotel Check-Out Deal

If you check out of your hotel room on Sunday morning, but you’re not leaving town until later that day, Sapphire will send their limo to pick you up, bring you to the pool, store your luggage while you enjoy the party, then take you to the airport in time for your flight. No charge!  Topless, full bar, 21+

If you’re coming to Vegas on a future weekend, check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star appearances. We keep that page updated, so bookmark it.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, June 14

Bare Babes and a Full Bar — Only at Palomino Club

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Lily Dances at Palomino Club

   Palomino Club is the only strip club in Las Vegas that can serve you liquor while you watch their spectacular strippers take it all off, including their g-strings. Plus the stage show is the hottest in town, with sweet naked angels flying around the stripper poles and getting right up in your face to tease you to death.

And the dancers get naked not only on stage but in the club’s fully-private VIP dances.  These take place in one-on-one private booths or bedrooms, starting at three songs for $100 with no extra bottle fee or bar tab. If you’re among the guys who think there’s nothing more beautiful than a woman with no panties on, try Palomino once and you’ll never go anywhere else when you come to Vegas.

For an idea of what’s in store for you, check out our galleries of Renee and Mandi, two of the 130+ girls available here at peak hours.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability). For the full royalty treatment, check out Palomino’s online package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys (especially valuable for the reserved VIP table when the club gets to standing room only). Nude, full bar, 21+

Treasures — Where 9s and 10s Sparkle in the Luxurious Setting

   Treasures in Vegas is for the gentlemen’s club aficionado who’s been there, done that, and now wants nothing but the best. This club is a one-of-a-kind even in Vegas for its opulence, and it features an all-night gourmet steakhouse where you can dine in elegance with a business client, a friend, or even one of the club’s luscious dancers.

If you’re in Vegas alone, take your time watching the dancers on stage and sampling your favorites in high-mileage lap dances. When you settle on the most beautiful and charming woman in the house, ask her to have dinner with you. She’ll get dressed up for you, flirt over cocktails, then lead you upstairs to the VIP.  The Las Vegas girlfriend experience is always more fun when you can undress your sweetheart for the night after a long flirting and teasing session.

If you’re in Vegas from out-of-state, call the club at 702-257-3030 to arrange for free round-trip limo transportation. They’ll pick you up at your hotel, limo you to the club, then chauffeur you back to your hotel when you’re ready to leave. Leave the headache of driving in Vegas to the limo pros.

For the full royalty treatment, you’ll find generous VIP packages on the Treasures website, including package deals for bottle service, groups, couples and even dinner packages. It’s a great way to get a deal at this premium club that matches the prices at lesser clubs.  Topless, full bar, 21+  Read more…