A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

♦ This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

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Friday, January 14 / Saturday, January 15 / Sunday, January 16

Hustler Club Features Sexxy After Dark

Sexxy After Dark at Hustler

♦  Hustler Club features Jennifer Romas’ sizzling strip club version of burlesque, Sexxy After Dark, on the main stage every Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting at 9 pm. If you’re in Vegas this weekend, see this show one night.

Also on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, from 11 pm to 2 am, DJ Cammi will be spinning live electro house beats.

Check out Hustler’s party package deals here, or call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Bitcoin Is MONEY at Crazy Horse 3

♦ Crazy Horse III is the only strip club in Vegas that accepts Bitcoin for all goods and services. If you’ve been letting your cryptocurrency millions burn a hole in your digital wallet, CH3 is the place to be treated like the multi-millionaire that you are! See CH3’s package deals here, or call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Don’t Miss Sunday School at Deja Vu Showgirls

♦  Every Sunday, Deja Vu Showgirls has select bottles for just $99. On Sunday School Day at the Vu, if you show up in a schoolgirl outfit, you get free admission! All you need is a plaid skirt and a lot of guts. Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Little Darlings, Naked Girls, 18+

♦  Little Darlings features fully nude dancers and you only have to be 18+ to gain entry. Because there’s no alcohol served, the dancers also have to be 18+. See 808forever’s review of his experiences at Little D’s here.

The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Treasures — Prime Steak with a Side of Boobs

♦ Treasures will provide complimentary limo service and free admission if you simply call and ask. This is the only gentlemen’s club in Vegas with an attached gourmet steakhouse (and it’s open all night). Take one of the dancers for dinner and finish by having her for dessert in the upstairs VIP. The club stays open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights when they stay open till 8 am. Check out their package deals here.  Or call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino — All Nude & Full Bar

♦  Palomino Club is the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and fully nude dancers, both on stage and in the private VIP shows. So, if you’re a drinker and you like naked girls when you’re partying, this is the place.

You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Sapphire — Las Vegas’ Biggest Gentlemen’s Club

♦  Sapphire is the biggest strip club in Vegas. Call 702-869-0003 for reservations, complimetary limo pickup, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Beat the Clock at Minks

♦  Minks features “Beat the Clock Thursday” (tonight!) which means that all drinks & drafts from 8-9 pm are just $1; 9-10 pm $2; 10-11 pm $3; and 11-12 pm $4.

Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds Cabaret — Touch of Burlesque

♦  Centerfolds Cabaret features Touch of Burlesque five nights a week, Wed – Sun, at 11 pm. See Centerfolds’ package deals here, or call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Other Vegas Strip Clubs

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library has a webite here. The club has given up their liquor license and gone full nude, so you only have to be 18+ to enter. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

♦  Girl Collection open on weekends. Valet parking is $40 with a $50 admission charge. Call for reservations and more info at 702-410-9999 or 1- (844) 447-5758. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  Sophia’s, the reincarnation of OG (Olympic Garden), is up and running again. Call them at 702-982-6777. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦ The dancers are back at Talk of the Town. The club is open every day from 4 pm till 2 am. Call the club at (702) 385-1800 for more info. Don’t bother asking for a free limo ride, as this place has no limos. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

♦ Scores is undergoing some major construction but remains open from 8 pm – 7 am daily. The boss, Leo, is turning this club into a real contender in the Vegas strip club scene. For free limo ride and free admission, call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦ Spearmint Rhino opens daily at 9 pm. Call them at 702-796-3600 for reservations, limo transport, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦ Play It Again Sam, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Honey’s (formerly Legends Room).

♦ Super Bowl LVI Sunday at Sapphire Las Vegas

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Super Bowl LVI is just four weeks from this Sunday, on Sunday, Feb 13. I expect most of the Vegas strip clubs to be having Big Game screening parties. The game is currently scheduled to be played in Los Angeles, pending no major pandemic news, in which case there is already a contingency plan to move the event to Texas.

Thusfar, the only Vegas strip club to announce their party plans is Sapphire, always out in front of the crowd on big events. Sapphire has multiple Big Game package deals available for both solo guests and groups online here. I will note that Sapphire says this event will sell out, so if you want to get into the best Super Bowl bash in Vegas this year, don’t hesitate.

There are five halftime performers this year, heavy on the rappers — Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Mary J. Blige and Kendrick Lamar. But, will you even notice the halftime show? Sapphire’s announcement (linked above) says: “100’s of sapphire cheerleaders, halftime dollar dances, raffles and prizes.” The halftime dollar dances are what Sapphire has been famous for for years, but will they actually happen this year, what with Covid paranoia?

Call 702-869-0003 for reservations, complimetary limo pickup, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦ Here Comes the Peppermint Hippo

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South Park’s Peppermint Hippo

The Peppermint Hippo is about to open in Las Vegas. No date has been set yet for the opening, but if you click the link above, you’ll see they now have a functioning website and are in the process of hiring for all positions.

The venue will be located on Las Vegas Blvd in the building that formerly housed OG, aka Olympic Garden, that closed in 2016, moving it’s staff and operations to Sophia’s.

The club name is obviously a takeoff on Spearmint Rhino. If you’re a South Park fan, you probably know this club was initially the cartoon’s satirical strip club, that was later featured in a popular video game. Incredibly, the cartoon fostered a chain of actual strip clubs that already has open venues in Akron, OH, Little Rock, AR, Neenah, WI, and Reno.

We’ll keep you posted on when this club has its grand Las Vegas opening.