A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Girls Too Cute for Porn Coming Up at the Vegas Strip Clubs

Jillian Janson & Natalia Starr — Sweet & Not So Innocent

Jillian Janson

Jillian Janson at Sapphire Friday

Sapphire, Las Vegas’ topless babe bacchanal, has a couple of girl-next-door-only-better types performing this coming weekend. If you like young girls with flawless skin, free of tattoos and piercings, you will love the adorable porn babes on the menu this Friday and Saturday night.

On Friday, February 23, Jillian Janson will be performing on stage and then hanging out in the club to see if she can seduce a guy into Sapphire’s VIP — or a totally private Skybox — for some up-close-and-physical fun.

Jillian looks so young and innocent, just a fresh-faced Minnesota girl with dimples and a pretty smile, but don’t let her virginal looks fool you. In fact, she started doing porn for the Barely Legal site as soon as she turned 18 (and while she was still in high school).

Having now performed in more than 100 XXX videos, including such over-the-top classics as Pretty Young Tarts, Young Fantasies, and The Naughty Girls From Next Door 2, Jillian obviously has an insatiable appetite for men. Get her alone in a Skybox at your own risk.

Natalia Starr

Natalia Starr at Sapphire Saturday

On Saturday, February 24, Penthouse Pet and porn sensation Natalia Starr will be on stage and on the hunt in Sapphire. Natalia’s one of those natural beauties who was destined to be a model, having worked for both Penthouse and Playboy. When she’s not on Sapphire’s main stage, she’ll be on the loose and looking for the type of guy who’d enjoy some quality time with the girl who starred in Perfect Little Pussy, Tender Young Pussy, and You Twerk It I’ll Jerk It.

Both Jillian and Natalia will start their stage sets around 11:30.

Reserve a seat at Jillian’s or Natalia’s private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for $135. That will get you scoped out as a guy to flirt with when they come down from the stage. You can set that up right now online here.

You can also use that link to set up a private dinner date with either of them. We’re talking steak, lobster, champagne, and strawberries with whipped cream in a Sapphire Skybox. These Skyboxes are the most luxurious VIP rooms in Las Vegas and come with real doors you can close behind you for privacy.

You can also reserve a solo package starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and immerse yourself in the famous lap dance orgy in one of Las Vegas’ premiere topless clubs. You’ll also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link. All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and Sapphire’s royalty treatment, plus 400+ stacked and slender babes at peak hours.

Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003 (the $15 reservations fee is waived if you buy a 2-for-1 drink ticket, a no-brainer). Topless, full bar, 21+.

Sapphire features different porn stars every weekend. See Sapphire’s upcoming porn-star schedule.

Drink High-End Booze for $2 on Tuesdays at Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas

Deja Vu Vegas Private Bedroom

Mzre in a Deja Vu Private Bedroom

Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas is one of my picks for best Vegas strip clubs on a budget, and this post is about yet another reason for that.

I’ve been mentioning pretty regularly the club’s open bar (domestics and wells) from 6 – 10 pm every night.  But Tuesday nights go even beyond that.

The regular nightly open bar is still in place from 6 – 10 pm, but every Tuesday night at Deja Vu Showgirls is also “Two-Dollar Tuesday.” That means you’ll pay just two bucks each for your drinks all night long. This isn’t a happy hour, it’s a happy twelve hours (6 pm – 6 am). The deal includes all beers (domestics and imports), all well drinks and all call drinks. (Excluded are champagnes, wines, and super premium liquors.)   Read more…

Presidents’ Day Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, February 16

FREE Admission and FREE Drinks at Deja Vu Showgirls

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer Tiffany

Tiffany Dances at Deja Vu Showgirls

  Deja Vu Showgirls, a friendly Vegas topless club with delectable dancers, always has a four-hour open bar (6 – 10 pm, domestics & wells) every night of the week. This is a great deal for any Vegas strip club, but especially on weekends. If you’ve ever complained about high prices in the Vegas strip clubs in the past, let Deja Vu treat you right.

Plus, if you arrive at Deja Vu by the free club limo, you’ll also get free admission and a free drink for after the open bar closes.

So be smart and spend your money on the club’s hot dancers. See our current Dancer of the Month, Tiffany of Deja Vu, to get an idea of the girls here.

Deja Vu’s $20 lap dances are high-mileage and a great way to sample the babe selection while looking for a girl for more private fun in the club’s one-on-one VIP rooms. The private rooms are furnished with a big comfy sofa or full-sized bed (your choice) and a real door you can close behind you so you can focus on the girl you’re with instead of the guy sitting across from you. Private room prices start at $150 for 15 minutes, or roughly what other Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP.

Call for the club’s free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118).  Otherwise, admission is $10 for locals, $20 for out-of-staters, $45 if you arrive by cab, Uber, or commercial limo — so don’t take a cab!  You may also want to check out the club’s packages for couples and groups. Topless, full bar, 21+  Read more…

AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2018 Photodiary

AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2018 photoThe AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2018 was held at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas in January. Some 30,000 attendees paid $80 per day to hobnob with porn glitterati, pose for selfies with cam girls, check out the latest in bondage gear and try out a virtual reality sex scene.

There are no celebrities more generous about posing for photos with their fans than porn stars.  Here are some of the posing requests I witnessed:

“Can you sit on the table and lift your skirt and spread your legs?”

“Will you turn around so I can get a picture of me kissing your butt?”

“If I lay down will you sit on my face?”

There are thousands of guys out there with personal collections of pics of themselves in compromising positions with the world’s most famous porn stars.

Nikki Delano at AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2018There were over 500 porn stars at the convention.  Every major and minor adult production studio had its own booth where its stars stood ready to sign autographs and meet and greet fans.

I interviewed some of the male porn stars to see if they had any tips for guys who want to break into the business (see So You Wanna Be a Porn Star).  I interviewed Nikki Delano (because why not?) about her degree in forensic psychology.  She said, “You use psychology a lot in this business.” She also said that, when she started, it took her a few months before she felt comfortable doing porn scenes.  I thought that was interesting, so I’m passing it on to you.

I also scoped out this year’s new achievements in sex toys and virtual reality.  Read on for this year’s discoveries and our 2018 AVN AEE photo gallery.   Read more…