A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, April 21

Sapphire — Porn Star Veronica Rodriguez and Las Vegas’ Wildest Lap Dance Orgy

Sapphire Gem Jessica Ann Needs Help Untying Her Top

Sapphire Gem Jessica Ann

If you’re looking for the highest-mileage lap dance orgy in Vegas, you just found it. Sapphire (club review / club website), the world’s largest gentlemen’s club, boasts 400+ dancers on the floor at peak hours — an unbelievable selection of beautiful women with hot bodies. Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law so get a seat and make your lap available. If you like breasts, you’ll be in titty heaven.

Sapphire also prides itself on its first-class service. The friendly guys in coats are hosts, not bouncers, and they’re there to keep the guests happy. If there’s a special type of girl you’d like in your lap, (cheerleader type, blonde bombshell, whatever), just talk to a host and he’ll steer those girls to your table.   Read more…

The Stunning Reagan Reilly Is Breaking Hearts at Palomino Club Saturday Night

Reagan ReillySaturday night (April 22) at Palomino Club (club review / club website) the hottest body in Vegas, TVO contributor Reagan Reilly, will be performing on stage and available for nude private shows in Palomino’s VIP and theme rooms.

Reagan performs as a feature dancer all over the country. She was named Miss Nude Wisconsin Grand Champion, Miss Exotic Showgirl California, Miss Exotic Dancer Pennsylvania, and has won awards in dancer competitions for Hottest Body, Most Creative Pole Trick, Best Costume and Best Breasts.

She’s a Marilyn Monroe type blonde bombshell and a charming flirt to have a drink with. She’s breathtaking on the poles and a knockout dream-come-true if you get her up-close-and personal in the VIP.

Palomino Club, the only strip club in Vegas with both fully-nude dancers and a full bar, is Reagan Reilly’s home club, so we guys who live here are just lucky devils. But if you’re here in Vegas Saturday night from out-of-town, here’s your chance to see Reagan in her natural element — naked and wild and in a mood to party.  Read more…

Wet T-Shirt Contest Wednesday Nights at Little Darlings

Little Darlings (club review / club website) has a weekly wet t-shirt contest on Wednesday nights.  As of this writing, it’s the only regularly-scheduled wet t-shirt contest in Las Vegas.

The contest is open to amateurs aged 18+. Little Darlings will supply the t-shirts and the water. Expect the contest to begin sometime after 11 pm, usually just after midnight.

This is a genuine amateur context of girls auditioning to work at Little Darlings.  That means the contestants tend to be cute and they try to act sexy.  The girls get dressed in thin white cotton tank tops, wriggle and pose in a kiddy pool, and guys with squirt guns go to work making those tank tops transparent.  Read more…

Do Strip Club Dancers Enjoy Doing Lap Dances & Private Shows?

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Kaz Monet at Deja Vu Vegas
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I once had a VIP private-room dance at Palomino Club (club review / club website) in which the dancer started lightly brushing her nipples over my face. This was early in a 3/100 dance, and I was in titty heaven. I just closed my eyes and sat there enjoying it. But after she had done this for a minute or two, she suddenly backed up until I opened my eyes and looked at her. She looked me in the eye and said, “Dammit, would you suck my titties!” 

This kind of thing is one of the advantages of getting a private-room dance instead of the group VIP. But it was also a reminder that dancers often get real enjoyment out of these dances that make us so happy.

The first time I discovered this was in the mid-70s at the Mitchell Brothers O’Farrell Theater in San Francisco (see our article on The Birth of Lap Dancing). The hippie chicks working there suddenly started coming down from the stage one day and snuggling in everyone’s laps.  They were literally inventing lap dancing.  One of the dancers who sat in my lap whispered in my ear, “Feel how wet I am.” Read more…