A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, July 16 / Saturday, July 17 / Sunday, July 18 

Are the Vegas Strip Clubs Back to “Normal?”

Linny Mae Hosts Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party on Saturday

Short answer: No.

Long answer: They’re trying but there’s a long way to go.

The two Vegas strip clubs that are closest to what they were before the shutdown are Palomino Club and Little Darlings. Both of these clubs feature fully nude dancers. Palomino has a full bar, so guests must be 21+. Little Darlings serves no alcohol, so guests must be 18+. But if what you come to Vegas for is the wild lap dance orgies, Palomino and Little D’s won’t do the trick for you.

Neither of these clubs ever had a wild lap dance scene in their main showroom like the big topless clubs. Both had exceptional stage shows and guests at these venues go there primarily to watch the shows. Those shows are back at both clubs and they’re as wild as they ever were. At Little Darlings, prepandemic, lap dances were always performed in private booths away from the main room. At Palomino, guests who wanted lap dances were led by the dancer to a smaller room adjacent to the main room.

The wild lap dance scene that Vegas strip clubs were famous for is not what it used to be. Dancers were out of work, with no unemployment or pay of any kind, so many left town. A number of other states with strip club scenes allowed their clubs to reopen months before Vegas, so a lot of our dancers went to where the work was. Some have returned. Some have not. Some have quit the biz simply due to the fear factor. Close intimate contact with strangers has lost a lot of its appeal as a moneymaking gig. Likewise, many customers have a more standoffish view of strip club entertainment. They’re just not into tossing another twenty-dollar bill at every babe who says, “Want some company?”

Unfortunately, the standard twenty-buck lap dance isn’t standard anymore. Sure, you can find $20 lap dances, but at the higher-end gentlemen’s clubs, many dancers are asking $30 and $40 for a lap dance. This doesn’t go over great with many customers. Some clubs no longer have $100 (three-song) VIP dances. Locals are sometimes now asked to pay an admission fee, or purchase a bottle package, at clubs where they used to just walk in for free. Because similar price hikes are occurring in the casinos with room rates, restaurants, shows, etc., Vegas visitors are more and more feeling like victims of price gouging. This is not a good image for this town that had been reputed for decades to be a vacation place with great deals.

Vegas will not be Vegas again until the conventions return. Even though much of Vegas has reopened, the conventions are not back and likely won’t be until well into next year. This town thrived on always having tens of thousands of businessmen with fat wallets who came here to have fun and blow off steam. We need those guys or this town is in trouble. Family tourists just don’t blow money like drunk businessmen out with their peeps.

I will continue to post any strip club news and coming events, but the pickins are pretty slim.

Sapphire’s Topless Pool continues to follow its standard summer schedule, opening every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm with guest DJs every day. This weekend, on Friday, July 16, DJ Soxxi will be making the deck rock. On Saturday, July 17, Instagram babe Linny Mae will be the Summer Swim Host, while DJ Quira will be spinning the tunes. (Pic of Linny Mae (above) from her Instagram page.) On Sunday, July 18, DJ Flow will keep the beats beating. To reserve a lounge chair or other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here, or call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. (Ask them what they can offer with shade!) Topless, full bar, 21+

Little Darlings continues to feature “Theme Shows” on Friday and Saturday nights starting at 11 pm. Watch their cute young dancers (18+) strip out of skimpy costumes. Starting next month, Little D’s will be featuring porn stars on the weekends. See schedule here. Because there’s no alcohol served at Little D’s, you only have to be 18+ to enter. The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Palomino Club, still the only strip club in Vegas with both a full bar and totally nude dancers, is popular with both locals and tourists. Palomino’s dancers take it all off both on stage and in the VIPs. This club has the highest standards in Vegas when it comes to hiring dancers that are gorgeous, sexy and really good dancers. And they all get naked. They’ve also got some of the best drink prices for both locals and out-of-staters. Check out Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, complimentary limo service, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club continues to feature Sexxy After Dark, Jennifer Romas’ high-energy burlesque show on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting on time at 9 pm. Great show! See my review here. Hustler is open from 7:30 pm till 2 am, except Thursday, Friday and Saturday open till 4 am. Call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Treasures is back and their kitchen is again open all night. With an attached steakhouse, Treasures has the best food of any Vegas strip club. The club opens at 8 pm every night, open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights open till 8 am. Call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is now open seven nights a week — Mon-Thur 9 pm to 5 am, Fri-Sun 9 pm to 8 am. Call 702-796-3600 for reservations, limo transport, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

On Sunday nights, Deja Vu Showgirls features “Sunday School at the Vu,” with select bottles priced at $99 and select dancers in schoolgirl outfits. Added bonus: If you come decked out as a schoolgirl yourself, you get free entry! Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am every night. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds, right across the street from the new Virgin Hotel/Casino, features “Burlesque After Dark” every Wednesday through Sunday at 11 pm. Also, on both Sunday and Monday nights, Centerfolds also has select bottles for $100. Centerfolds is open from 7 pm till 6 am every night. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Scores is open again. Current hours: 8 pm – 6 am, daily. Call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  Minks is a friendly locals club way out on the east side. On Monday nights, Minks features 20-minute VIP room dances for $100 and that is the best dance deal in this town by far. The girls here are cute and friendly. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library does have a webite here. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Sophia’s, Honey’s (formerly Legends Room), and Girl Collection.

Crazy Horse 3 to Accept Bitcoin

Crazy Horse 3 has announced the club will start accepting Bitcoin for guests who order bottle service packages, with plans to eventually accept Bitcoin for for admission, drinks, food and even lap dances and VIP room dances.

In 2017, the now defunct Legends Room topless club opened as Las Vegas’ first strip club to accept cryptocurrency. They even had their own name brand crypto, LGD tokens, but also accepted Bitcoin and Etherium. Unfortunately, that experiment died after a few months.

What Crazy Horse 3 has going for it is an already popular strip club, so the Bitcoin feature is just an added attraction. Call 702-673- 1700 for the complimentary club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Porn Stars Coming to Little Darlings Next Month

Everyone keeps asking me when the porn stars will be returning to the Vegas strip clubs. Little Darlings has answered your prayers, with a different star every Friday and Saturday night starting next month. Here’s the lineup:

Nicolette Shea Performs at Little Darlings Vegas September 24-25

August 6-7:  Olivia Austin

August 13-14:  Rubber Doll

August 20-21:  Tiffany Watson

August 27-28:  Madison Morgan

September 3-4:  Kat Dior

September 10-11:  September Reign

September 24-25:  Nicolette Shea

Technically, Rubber Doll is not a porn star, but a busty fetish model. Little Darlings serves no alcohol, so you only have to be 18 to enter (and all dancers get fully nude on stage). Each of the feature dancers does two shows after 11 pm each night and will be available for private VIP shows. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Tuesday Specials in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Also, today is Tuesday, so many of the strip clubs have their best drink deals tonight. See my rundown of where the deals are here.

Another Hot Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, July 9 / Saturday, July 10 / Sunday, July 11 

Accordingt to weather.com, the high temps forecast for this weekend in Las Vegas are: Friday 115°, Saturday 118°, and Sunday 117°.  That’s toasty. So, if you’re coming to town this weekend, you probably won’t be needing your golf clubs, unless you’re into night golfing. The overnight lows are all forecast to be in the low 90s. The good news is that the casinos and strip clubs are air-conditioned, so it’s a good weekend for staying indoors.

Comfy Private Rooms at Little Darlings

I keep getting emails asking me when the porn stars will be returning to the Vegas strip club stages. Before the pandemic shutdown of the clubs, we had pornstars every weekend at various clubs. I’m pleased to report that Little Darlings, a full nude club, will be starting next month (August) to feature pornstars on stage and available for private VIP dances every weekend. Next week, I’ll post the schedule of which stars will be performing at Little Darlings each weekend.

Until then, Little D’s continues to feature “Theme Shows” on Friday and Saturday nights starting at 11 pm. What’s a Theme Show? You know those sexy Halloween costumes you can never convince your wife or girlfriend to wear — Little Red Riding Whore, Sister Mary Dominatrix, etc. — these cute 18-year-old girls not only wear the outfits, they slither out of them. Totally. Right down to their platform heels.

There’s no alcohol served at Little D’s so you only have to be 18+ to enter. The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Jordan Gets Naked at Palomino Club

Palomino Club, the only strip club in Vegas with both a full bar and totally nude dancers, has a Facebook page you should check out daily, as they post a pic of a different one of their dancers just about every day.

Just scroll through the pics for the past few weeks and you’ll see why this club is popular with both locals and tourists. Palomino is known for its knockout dancers that take it all off both on stage and in the VIPs. Here’s a pic they posted of Jordan a few days ago.

Palomino is also known for its friendly drink prices for both locals and out-of-staters. Check out Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, complimentary limo service, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

UFC 264 – Poirier vs McGregor

Only one strip club, Sapphire, is advertising a viewing party for UFC 264 on Saturday, July 10. The main event is the McGregor/Poirier grudge match. Sapphire’s package deals for up to 10 guests are posted on the club website here. The best deal in my opinion is their $300 package for up to three guests that includes a $250 beverage credit in addition to limo transport and free entry. (The total price comes to $385 when you include the taxes and service fee.) Sapphire is open seven days a week from 8 pm to 4 am. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire’s Topless Pool is open on Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm with guest DJs every day. On Friday, July 9, DJ Earwaxx will be the delivering the beats. On Saturday, July 10, DJ Roger Gangi will be in charge of the sound parade (with Roco on Saxx) and busty Instagram hottie Tahlia Paris hosting the party. On Sunday, July 11, DJ Tism will be back on the turntable, mixing up the sounds for social media cutie, Kindly Myers.

To reserve a lounge chair or other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here, or call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. (Ask them what they can offer with shade!) Topless, full bar, 21+

On Sunday nights, Deja Vu Showgirls features “Sunday School at the Vu,” with select bottles priced at $99 and select entertainers decked out in schoolgirl outfits. If you feel twinges of pervy guilt fooling around with schoolgirls . . . no problem! They get out of those outfits pretty quickly in the VIP!

Plus, if you come dressed as a schoolgirl yourself, you get free entry! (Now where did I put my plaid pleated skirt?) Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am every night. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club is still featuring Sexxy After Dark, Jennifer Romas’ high-energy burlesque show on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting on time at 9 pm. I love this show. See my review here. Hustler is open from 7:30 pm till 2 am, except Thursday, Friday and Saturday open till 4 am. Call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds has a stage show called “Burlesque After Dark” that runs five nights a week, Wednesday through Sunday at 11 pm. On both Sunday and Monday nights, Centerfolds also has select bottles for $100. Centerfolds is open from 7 pm till 6 am every night. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is now open seven nights a week — Mon-Thur 9 pm to 5 am, Fri-Sun 9 pm to 8 am. Call 702-796-3600 for reservations, limo transport, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Scores is open again. Current hours: 8 pm – 6 am, daily. Call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

Treasures is back and their kitchen is again open all night. With an attached steakhouse, Treasures has the best food of any Vegas strip club. The club opens at 7 pm every night, open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights open till 8 am. Call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  Minks is a topless club near the border of Henderson. A friendly locals place with cute friendly girls. On Monday nights, Minks features 20-minute VIP room dances for $100. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library does have a webite here. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Sophia’s, Honey’s (formerly Legends Room), and Girl Collection.