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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Boobapalooza! Coming to Little Darlings Las Vegas

Win a Beverly Hills Boob Job at Little Darlings Vegas

Little Darlings Las Vegas stripper Roxi

Roxi in One of Little Darlings’ Bedrooms

Next month, on Saturday, August 25, Little Darlings Vegas will be having a contest for dancers they’re calling “Boobapalooza!” The grand prize will be breast augmentation surgery at the Swall Surgery Center in Beverly Hills, California.

Because boob jobs cost thousands of bucks, I expect this to be one of the wildest Vegas strip club competitions ever, with the girls pulling out all the stops to be chosen the girl most worthy of having big tits. Look for crazy costumes and props. Little D’s is a totally nude club where dancers only have to be 18+.

I’m posting this announcement six weeks before the event because interested dancers should contact the club manager at 702-366-1141 to sign up and get full details. There will be a limited number of contestants and you must register in advance. You can’t just show up at the door and sign a list like you would for a wet t-shirt contest.

Also, guys, the house will be packed for this event. If you’re going to be in Vegas that weekend, make your reservations early and if you want a good seat, get there early. Admission is $20 for locals, $40 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.

Little Darlings is the only strip club in Vegas where every $20 lap dance is fully nude and takes place in a private booth away from the main floor. Nude private bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes, the single best VIP dance rate in Vegas.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at club website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Blonde Bombshells Set to Detonate at Sapphire Vegas Next Weekend

Porn Vixens Bella Rose and Olivia Austin Provide Hands-On Fun for Fans

Bella Rose

Bella Rose at Sapphire

Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club’s weekly porn-star-in-your-lap series continues this weekend with a couple of hot blondes who can’t wait for you to get your hands on them.

On Friday night, July 13, it’s your lucky day if you like cute girls with hot bods and dirty minds. Bella Rose, star of Teenage Rampage and The Girl Next Door Likes It Dirty, will be doing stage sets throughout the night and when she’s not on stage, she’ll be trolling the crowd for guys who want to get up-close-and-physical with her in the VIP.

If you can’t get enough of her  on Friday night, she’ll be splashing around in Sapphire’s topless pool on Saturday afternoon, and she’ll be eager to show you there’s a secret back entrance to the club’s air-conditioned VIP if you want to get out of the sun with her for a while.

Olivia Austin

Olivia Austin at Sapphire

On Saturday night, July 14, the scrumptiously busty Olivia Austin will be doing stage sets to lure any really serious boob addicts into the VIP. You may recall drooling over Olivia in Busty Pin-Ups and Strip Poker Orgy. On Sunday, July 15, Olivia will be catching some rays out at the topless pool and hoping to catch a few more men looking for titty fun in a cool dark room.

Both Bella Rose and Olivia Austin will start their stage performances in the club around 11:30 pm. You can lock up first flirting privileges by reserving a seat at their private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. For the more romantically inclined, consider indulging in a private steak and lobster dinner date with either of them in one of Sapphire’s Skyboxes, some of the most luxurious strip club private rooms in Vegas. This and other porn fun package deals are available on Sapphire’s reservations page (or call 702-869-0003).

If you’d rather just hang loose and spend the night fooling around with Sapphire’s 400+ lap dancers, pick up a solo guy package deal for $65, which comes with a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot. (Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link). All packages get you a free limo to the club (ask for one of the club’s Teslas), free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a discount on drinks and host service at one of Las Vegas’ finest gentlemen’s clubs. A package is worth it for the reserved seating alone because this place gets packed to the rafters on weekends and you can’t participate in the lap dance orgy if you don’t have a lap!

Sapphire’s Pool now features nipples (pasties are no longer required!) and is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm. Sapphire chums the waters with their own delectable dancers, which means Sapphire’s topless pool is the only topless pool in Vegas where you can count on seeing lots of topless girls you actually want to see topless.

Pool package deals start at $70 and include a free limo ride to the pool, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit. Or call 702-869-0003 to make your reservations. On Sunday afternoons, Sapphire offers a free pool check-out special so you can stretch your Vegas vacation: They’ll pick you up at your hotel, store your luggage, then limo you to the airport in time for your flight home!  Topless, full bar, 21+

You may also be interested in Sapphire’s porn star schedule. Find out in advance which stars will be at the club in upcoming weeks.  We’ll have August’s names any day now.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, July 6

Palomino Club —A Wild Stage Show (Totally Nude) & Full Bar

Palomino Club Las Vegas stripper Valentina Estrella

Valentina Dances at Palomino Club

  There’s only one strip club in Vegas with a full bar and fully-nude dancers and that’s Palomino Club. When you see the quality of the dancers and the wild all-nude stage show they put on, you’ll know why we rate Palomino Club one of the top strip clubs in Las Vegas.

Check out our galleries of Renee,  Valentina, and Scarlett, all TVO Dancers of the Month from Palomino Club. Dancers at Palomino get naked both on stage and in the club’s private VIP booths and bedrooms. You can get into a private curtained booth with a naked girl here starting at only $100 for 3 songs, with no extra bar tab.

Palomino’s drink prices are also customer-friendly, with drafts at $6 and domestics at $8 even for out-of-staters. At peak hours, 100+ girls will be working the floor.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our full Palomino Club review for more info and package deals for groups and solo guys.

This club starts to get crowded after 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights and gets to standing-room only at peak weekend hours, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Palomino is also one of the best Vegas strip clubs for couples because of its hot stage show and sexy couples’ dances.  Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

4th of July Specials in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Deja Vu Vegas stripper

Esme Dances at Deja Vu Vegas

In two days it will be the 4th of July and Vegas will be packed with tourists. But what do you do when the fireworks are over?

Deja Vu Showgirl’s “Red, White & Vu”

Deja Vu Showgirls is advertising a “Red, White & Vu” special. Anyone who comes to the club wearing the stars and stripes, plus all military personnel, will get in free. That’s a $45 value if you’re not a local and a $10 value if you are a local. In addition to the free entry, Deja Vu also has a four-hour open bar (6 – 10 pm) for domestics and wells.

Of course, if you’re in the club from 6 – 10 pm, you’ll miss the fireworks, but you can make your own fireworks with one of Deja Vu’s high-mileage lap dancers.  Or treat yourself to a private bedroom dance. Rates start at $150 for 15 minutes, or about what the other Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP.

Note: Do not take a cab or Uber to the club or you will be charged the full cover. If you don’t have your own wheels, call for the club’s free limo at 702-308-4605 or text SGLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You might also want to check out the club’s package deals for groups and couples. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club’s Rooftop Barbecue

Hustler Club is having a rooftop barbecue on July 4th with guest DJs (TBA). Expect $50 admission for those who arrive by cab, $40 if you arrive by the club limo (you get two drinks with that). Locals free with Vu card. The barbecue starts at 8 pm.  From the club rooftop, there’s a good view of the south Las Vegas Strip sky for at least part of the fireworks, which start shortly after sunset. Topless, full bar, 21+

Crazy Horse 3’s “Red, White & Boobs”

The only other club advertising a July 4th special (so far) is Crazy Horse III. They’ve got a $50 “Red, White & Boobs” package that includes transport and entry plus a $60 voucher and $20 domestic beer buckets. Topless, full bar, 21+

I’ll update this page as more Vegas strip clubs post their July 4th specials.