A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Porn Stars Darcie Dolce and Mia Malkova Heating Up Sapphire This Weekend

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Darcie Dolce Getting Naughty at
Sapphire Friday Night

If one of the items on your bucket list is “getting down and dirty with a major porn star,” Sapphire (club review / club website) is ready to knock that one off for you this weekend — twice!

On Friday night (March 24), porn newcomer Darcie Dolce will be performing on stage throughout the night, and fulfilling men’s fantasies one-on-one when she’s not on stage. Darcie just started making porn films last year. Perhaps you saw her in The Fetish Diaries or My First Lesbian Taste.

To see Darcie in action, you can stream the 2-hour softcore Escape from Planet Pleasure online for free. She’s the brunette in the nude pool scene that starts at around the 4:30 mark. View film here. That babe will be live on stage and then ready to take you into Sapphire’s VIP.

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Mia Malkova at Sapphire on Saturday

On Saturday (March 25), it’s cute little Mia Malkova doing the naughty stuff. Mia was “Twisty’s Treat of the Year” (2013), then won AVN’s “Best New Starlet” award (2014) and developed a specialty in bondage flicks. Little Mia discovered she loves getting tied up! Some of her most memorable films are: Mia’s Bondage Lesson, I’m All Tied Up & I Can’t Get Loose, Bare! Bound! Beautiful!, and Halloween Bondage Treats.

Both of Darcie and Mia will start their stage performances around 11:30 pm. When they come down from the stage, they’re available for private dances.

These are wild women and they’re here to make money by having fun with their fans. My advice is to reserve your pleasure early, as both Darcie and Mia have huge followings.

You can reserve a seat at either star’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, or to take her into Sapphire’s VIP room for some topless personal attention, or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600.  You can set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003).

You can also get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes $50 drink card plus a free shot) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s 400+ lap dancers. All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

 

Third International Congress on Love and Sex with Robots

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Next Year This RealDoll May Be Smarter Than You

If you’ve had it up to here with sexual relationships that never seem to satisfy, perhaps it’s because you’re trying to have sex with human beings, a species notably hung up and neurotic. Isn’t it time you considered having sex with a robot?

The Third International Congress on Love and Sex with Robots will be held in London on December 19-20, 2017. This is an academic conference with dozens of papers being presented by sex robot experts.

If you are an expert on this subject, the submission deadline for papers is June 30. Among the topics covered will be Robot Emotions, Humanoid Robots, Entertainment Robots, Robot Personalities, Teledildonics, Intelligent Electronic Sex Hardware, and more. For a complete list of topics and submission guidelines, see the official LSR website (link above).  Read more…

Saint Patrick’s Day Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 17

Palomino Club — Totally Nude, Full Bar, Heart-stoppingly Sexy Stage Show

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Renee Dances at Palomino Club

It’s Saint Patrick’s Day at Palomino Club (club review / club website) so expect to see specials on Guinness and Jameson all night. Wear green to let the entertainers know you’re available. They’re available for nude dances in Palomino’s VIP room.

An article in USNEWS.com says that one 12-oz beer per day may help us “live longer and keep our minds young, prevent heart disease and diabetes, and reduce the risk of cancer.” If one beer is that good for you, just think how good a whole bunch of them would be, especially on Saint Patrick’s Day. At Palomino, you’ll find $6 drafts and $8 domestics for locals and out-of-state visitors alike. Palomino will provide transportation for all who ask, including locals tonight, so there is no excuse for drinking and driving.

Palomino has the best stage show in Vegas. Think beautiful young girls who can actually dance, dancing naked, plus the best pole dancing you’ll see anywhere in the country—beauty and youth in flight. Dancers take the stage two at a time, all of them spellbinding to watch. Women enjoy this show as much as men, so bring your wife or girlfriend.  

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The Wildest Stage Show in Vegas

Sit on the rail only if you dare, but if you dare, get a fistful of dollars to make it interesting.

At peak hours, there are 100+ first-rate dancers circulating through the crowd in lingerie, looking for guys to flirt with. They are there to turn you on, so don’t be shy.

Palomino is the only club in Vegas with a full bar where the girls get nude both on stage and in the private VIP shows. Check out Renee, our current Dancer of the Month

The VIP at Palomino is all one-on-one curtained booths, so you can focus on the girl you’re with and she can focus on you.

And unlike most Vegas strip clubs, at Palomino there’s no extra bar tab required in the VIP. Just bring your drink with you.

Palomino also has private theme rooms with beds or sofas where you can control the lighting and sound. (See The Best Private VIP Rooms in Vegas.)

Check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night:  Lilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl ShowPole Dancers of Palomino Club, and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Palomino also now has a direct text option on their website) . Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. 

Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge. Call the club and talk to them about package deals that include transportation.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks — or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (Again, that’s free round-trip transport.)  (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.

 

Sapphire — Uncountable Hundreds of Lap Dancers and Porn’s Bad Girl Natalia Starr

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Natalia Starr Getting Naughty At Sapphire Friday Night

Sapphire (club review / club website) is the world’s largest gentlemen’s club.  More important, it’s Las Vegas’s wildest lap dance orgy. This is where you go in Vegas for up-close-and-physical hands-on fun with gorgeous women. If you like tits, you’ll like Sapphire.

Sapphire boasts 400+ dancers on the floor at peak hours — think nines and tens with hot bodies, all looking for men who want to help them out of their tops. Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law, so the mileage is off the chart.

Sapphire also sets the standard for first-class service in a gentlemen’s club. The guys in coats are hosts, not bouncers, and it’s their job to keep the customers happy. If there’s a special type of girl you lust after (blonde, brunette or redhead, top-heavy, bottom-heavy, or sweet and petite), just talk to a host and he’ll steer those girls to your table.

Tonight (Friday, March 17), buxom blonde bombshell and Penthouse Pet Natalia Starr will be on stage acting really slutty, then coming down from the stage to see if any guys want to find out what slutty looks like up close and personal. You may remember Natalia from her films Perfect Little Pussy, Tender Young Pussy, Hey Tits! and You Twerk It – I’ll Jerk It. Natalia has a bad girl rep and she wants to show you why in the VIP room.

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Mae is a Sapphire Gem

You can reserve a seat at Natalia’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can take her into Sapphire’s VIP room or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. Set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003). Make reservations early, as Natalia has a big following.

A solo-guy VIP package (available here) starts at $65 (and includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). Other club packages are available for groups and couples. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table, host service and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

For more information on upcoming porn star appearances, see:  Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire

 

Jayden Cole at Hustler Club

Hustler Club (club review) is featuring porn star Jayden Cole in two shows on stage tonight, starting at 11 pm.  Full bar, 21+

 

Deja Vu Showgirls St. Patty’s Day Open Bar (till 10 pm)

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review) will have an open bar from 6 to 10 pm (domestics and wells).  There will be $3 Guiness bottles, $5 Jameson shots, and $150 Tullamore Dew bottles all night.  Full bar, 21+

 

Magical Lady Leprechaun Dancing at Little Darlings

Little Darlings (club review) is featuring the Magical Lady Leprechaun, a little person, dancing on stage tonight (Friday) and Saturday.  Little Darlings features tend to start late–think after midnight.  No booze, nude dancers, 18+ 

 

2-for-1 Irish Car Bombs at Babes

Babes (club review) is featuring $2 off Guinness and Jameson shots and 2-for-1 Irish Car Bombs all night.  Full bar, 21+ 

 

Twist and Tease at Charlie’s Bar

Twist and Tease is a variety show with burlesque, boylesque (men taking their clothes off) and whatlesque (use your imagination).

This is a group of locals devoted to the art of traditional and neo-striptease.  Emceed by Blanche Debris.  

Showtime 9:30 pm. Charlie’s Bar is located at 5012 Arville St, Las Vegas. No Cover, 21+

 

Saturday, March 18

Sapphire — Dillion Harper at Vegas’ Wildest Lap Dance Orgy

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Sapphire (club review / club website) is setting the standard for the Vegas-style lap dance. Vegas-style means in-your-face, in-your-hands and in-your-lap lap dancing, where your hands on her body become a part of the show. Be a gentleman and you will have a fine time in Vegas tonight.

Porn heartthrob Dillion Harper, the adorably wicked girl-next-door-with-a-body, will be breaking men’s hearts and affecting other areas of the anatomy both on stage and when she comes down into the audience, looking for guys who want to have their hearts really broken in private.

Dillion has featured in such immortal classics as Slutty Times at Innocent High, My Wife Caught Me Assfucking Her Mother 3, Get Them Panties Down, and Oral Overdose

Dillion’s stage performances start around 11:30 pm and continue throughout the night. You can reserve a seat at her tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, invite her into the VIP room, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Skybox for $1600 (includes $500 for champagne). Other packages are available online here. Early reservations are advised. Don’t be shy about asking Dillion to get naughty with you. That’s why she’s here!

For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’d prefer to just spend the night sampling Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of lap dancers (400+ at peak hours), helping as many of them as you can to get out of their tops and into your lap, my advice is to get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s unsurpassed selection of gorgeous topless girls. Be gentle and generous and your hands will have a fine time. Sapphire is Las Vegas’s wildest lap dance orgy.

All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

 

Sapphire Comedy Hour — Five-Year Anniversary Party with Free Champagne

The Sapphire Comedy Hour is celebrating five years of making people laugh and introducing couples to an erotic circus. The show starts at 8 pm. The free champagne is from 7 – 8 pm, so come early.

This is a great date to introduce your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment by starting with a risqué comedy show where half of the audience is couples.

The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating, a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This show was recently awarded the Gold Award for Best Comedy Show in Las Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. Plus, the entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

Comedy tonight is by Brad Zinn, Bill Johnson, Leigh Christiansen, and David de Costa.  Plus, there will be a burlesque dancer and a magician. Cool show. This is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.

You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–non-GMO, organic) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

 

Middleweight Boxing Championship Screening at Hustler

Hustler Club  (club review) is screening the Middleweight Boxing Championship (Golovkin v Jacobs) starting at 6 pm.  Full bar, 21+

 

Nerdlesque Night at the Artifice

Nerdlesque Night is being taken over by the Nuclear Bombshells, a burlesque troupe with a Wasteland theme.

If you’re intrigued by the idea of futuristic, not very optimistic, but classical Mad-Max-style striptease, tonight’s the night.

The show is co-hosted by the Ringmaster and JP Nomi Malone, and features Mitzy Mayhem, Cynder Sparx, Safety Pin, Betty Noir, Radium Jane, Millie Rem and Neon, The Last Showgirl. 

Wasteland costumes are encouraged, but don’t wear anything you can’t normally wear in a Vegas bar—no weapons, masks, dangerously spiky things, etc.

Artifice Bar is located at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. $10 cover. Starts 8 pm. Full bar. 21+

 

Sunday, March 19 

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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Porn Stars Natalia Starr and Dillion Harper at Sapphire This Weekend

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Natalia Starr at Sapphire Friday Night

Want a Date with a Porn Star?

Why not do something this weekend you can’t do anywhere else but Vegas? Like get a porn star in your lap for some erotic fun?

Every weekend, Sapphire (club review / club website) features different porn stars who perform on stage, then come down from the stage to party one-on-one with their fans.

This Friday (Mar 17), Buxom Blonde Bombshell and Penthouse Pet Natalia Starr will be the feature. You may remember Natalia from her films Perfect Little Pussy, Tender Young Pussy, Hey Tits! and You Twerk It – I’ll Jerk It. Natalia has a bad girl rep and she wants to show you why in the VIP room.

Dillion Harper — the Most Adorable Slut in Town

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Dillion Harper at Sapphire on Saturday
(photo by Derrick Salters/WENN.com)

On Saturday (Mar 18), it’s super cutie-pie porn heartthrob Dillion Harper who will be driving men crazy on stage and in their laps. Dillion has appeared in Slutty Times at Innocent High, My Wife Caught Me Assfucking Her Mother 3, Get Them Panties Down, and Oral Overdose. If you’re ready for some slutty times at Sapphire High, Dillion’s ready for you.

Both of these hot babes perform on Sapphire’s main stage throughout the night, usually starting around 11:30 pm. When they come down from the stage, they’re available for private dances.

These are wild uninhibited women and they’re here to make money by having fun with their fans. Go for it. My advice is to reserve your pleasure early, as both Natalia and Dillion have huge followings.

You can reserve a seat at either star’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, or to take her into Sapphire’s VIP room for some topless personal attention, or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600.  You can set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003).

You can also get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes $50 drink card plus a free shot) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s 400+ lap dancers. All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.