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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, October 15 / Saturday, Oct 16 / Sunday, Oct 17 

Palomino Club Hosts Sunday Night Football Bash

Lexus Gets Naked at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club continues to be the only strip club in Vegas hosting Sunday Night Football parties. This Sunday, October 17, it’s the Seahawks vs the Steelers. Doors open at 4:30 pm on Sunday, with the kickoff at 5:20 pm.

Radio KOMP 92.3, the Rock Station, will be remote-broadcasting from the club during the game, and sponsoring some of the prizes and giveaways. Look for $150 bottles all game long, $30 domestic beer buckets, BOGO shots at half time, and a free taco bar.

Palomino is the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and fully nude dancers, both on stage and in the private VIP shows. You must be 21+, but dancers only have to be 18+.

You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Sapphire — Las Vegas’ Biggest Strip Joint!

Sapphire Las Vegas is the largest gentlemen’s club in the USA. Doors open at 8 pm and they don’t boot you out until 4 am. They have no special events scheduled for this weekend (unless you consider the club’s crew of busty hotties getting topless and naughty in the VIP rooms to be special events, in which case, Sapphire has hundreds of special events every night of the week!).  Call 702-869-0003 for reservations, complimetary limo pickup, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Crazy Horse 3 Now Taking Bitcoin for Everything

Crazy Horse III is now accepting Bitcoin for all goods and services. If you’ve been looking for a place to blow your cryptocurrency, this is the place. See CH3’s package deals here, or call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Jennifer Romas’ Sexxy After Dark at Hustler

  Hustler Club has a new “Porn Star Brunch” every day from 9 am to noon, featuring Topless Tapas and Bottomless Mimosas. On Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting at 9 pm, Sexxy After Dark, Jennifer Romas’ sizzling strip club version of burlesque is featured on Hustler’s main stage. Hustler is now open 24/7. Check out the party package deals here, or call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Thursday Night Football Party at Minks

♦  Minks is the only Vegas strip club with an advertised Thursday Night Football viewing party. That’s tonight, with the Buccaneers vs the Eagles. Look for bottles of Bud Light and Ultra for just $4. Also, on Monday nights, while everyone else is watching the MNF games, Minks features 20-minute VIP room dances for $100. Great deal! Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds Cabaret Features Vegas’ Top Showgirls in A Touch of Burlesque

Centerfolds Cabaret presents “A Touch of Burlesque” five nights a week, every Wednesday through Sunday night at 11 pm. The naughty cast includes Jessica Ward from Cirque du Soleil, Katie Matthews from Zombie Burlesque, Abilene Burics from Fantasy at Luxor, Mariah Ware from Cherry Boom Boom, Shayla from Spiegelworld’s ‘Atomic Saloon’ and Nikola Weiterova from 53X at Paris.

The lockdown of Vegas has resulted in some of the sexiest showgirls in town now performing topless at Centerfolds. See packages here, or call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Deja Vu Showgirls — for Schoolgirl Fetishists

  Every Sunday night, Deja Vu Showgirls presents “Sunday School at the Vu.” If you like girls in pleated plaid microskirts that like to show off their white cotton undies when they bend over, you’ll like Deja Vu on Sunday nights.

Select bottles are just $99 on Sundays, and if you dress like a schoolgirl yourself, you get free admission. Please, guys, that means your girlfriend, your wife, your mistress, but not you! Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party Ends

  Sapphire’s Topless Pool has officially closed for the season. Now, if you want to see Sapphire’s dancers topless in the sunshine, you’ll have to wait until next summer. However, these same babes look pretty damn good topless under the stage lights every night starting at 8 pm. Call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+

Treasures Offers Rare Steak with a Side of Boobs

Treasures is the only strip joint in Vegas with an attached gourmet steakhouse (and it’s open all night). Take one of the dancers for dinner and finish by having her for dessert in the upstairs VIP. The club opens at 9 pm every night, and stays open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights when they stay open till 8 am. Check out their package deals here.  Or call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

Other Vegas Strip Clubs

  Little Darlings features fully nude dancers and you only have to be 18+ to gain entry (plus the entry fee, natch). Because there’s no alcohol served at Little D’s, the dancers also have to be 18+. The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

A TVO reader reports that Girl Collection has reopened on weekends. Valet parking was $40 with a $50 admission charge. Call for reservations and more info at 702-410-9999 or 1- (844) 447-5758. Topless, full bar, 21+

 Sophia’s has reopened. The club has not updated its website or Facebook page since the shutdown last year, but they are slowly coming to life and getting back to biz. Topless, full bar, 21+

The dancers are back at Talk of the Town. The club is open every day from 4 pm till 2 am. Call the club at (702) 385-1800 for more info. Don’t bother asking for a free limo ride, as this place has no limos. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Scores is undergoing some major construction but remains open from 8 pm – 7 am daily. For free limo ride and free admission, call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is open seven nights a week — Mon-Thur 9 pm to 5 am, Fri-Sun 9 pm to 8 am. Call 702-796-3600 for reservations, limo transport, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library has a webite here. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Honey’s (formerly Legends Room).

Monday Night Football in the Vegas Strip Clubs

The Best Strip Club MNF Party Is at Sapphire

It’s the Baltimore Ravens vs. Indianapolis Colts in tonight’s MNF matchup. Sapphire still has the best MNF viewing party in Vegas. Doors open at 5 pm on Mondays, with the kickoff at 5:15 pm. The club’s $25 package includes transportation, free entry, 2 drinks and complimentary buffet. Reserve that package online here.

You can still get Sapphire’s MNF Season Pass for $200. It includes Showroom seating for all MNF games, plus a General Admission Super Sunday party ticket valued at $75. Complimentary buffet for all games, plus two drinks per game, giveaways, and raffles. Get the season pass here. Topless, full bar, 21+

Deja Vu Hosts “Football Monday Nights”

Deja Vu Showgirls has announced a “Football Monday Nights” party on it’s Facebook page, with $20 buckets of beer and half-price drinks until 9 pm. The only downside is that the club opens at 6 pm and the kickoff for MNF games is at 5:15 pm. So, if you don’t mind missing the first half of the game, this could be the party for you. Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again, Sam Screens the MNF Games

Play It Again, Sam, a locals favorite, is also screening the MNF games. Look for free pizza and $6 beers. Pro Tip: you can get your beer comped by playing video poker at the bar. No limo transport. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Is Screening the MNF Games

Hustler Club is screening the MNF games with an open bar until 9 pm, plus their Menage a Trois deal, that includes three specials: 2-for-1 drinks; 2-for-1 bottles of 3 Ugly Ones vodka; and half-price champagne.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Other Monday Night Strip Club Specials

 Monday nights at Palomino Club are for locals and industry, with select bottles priced at $100 all night. Palomino is Las Vegas’ only gentlemen’s club that has a full bar and totally nude dancers.  See Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations and more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

 Centerfolds Cabaret posted a couple MNF announcements on their facebook page, but the club doesn’t open until 7 pm and kickoff is at 5:15. Basically, they’re inviting football fans to come in after the game to enjoy their Monday specials. If you’ve got NV ID, it’s locals night on Mondays, with $100 select bottles and $2 drinks all night for locals. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, more info, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

 Minks‘ Monday special offers the only Vegas strip club deal on VIP dance prices. On Mondays only, you can get a private 20-minute VIP room dance for $100 (with a 2-drink minimum). Minks offers limo service from the Strip hotels if you purchase a bottle package. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, October 8 / Saturday, Oct 9 / Sunday, Oct 10 

Hayla Faye Does One Night Only at Deja Vu Showgirls

Hayla Faye at Deja Vu on Friday Night and Little Darlings on Saturday

  This Friday night, October 8, Deja Vu Showgirls is featuring live on their main stage, Instagram model, pole dancing champion and award-winning feature dancer, Hayla Faye. The pic at right is from her Instagram page. (But, see below, Hayla will be performing at Little Darlings the following night.)

Plus, every Sunday night, Deja Vu Showgirls presents “Sunday School at the Vu.” If you like girls in pleated plaid microskirts wearing six-inch platform saddle shoes that like to show off their white cotton undies when they bend over, you’ll like Deja Vu on Sunday nights.

Select bottles are just $99 on Sundays, and if you dress like a schoolgirl yourself, you get free admission. Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

“Suds for Mutts” Bikini Car Wash

Izzy, One of the Cuties Up for Adoption Right Now at VPRP

This Saturday, October 9, from 11 am to 4 pm, the Gramercy Residences will be hosting a Bikini Car Wash as a benefit for the Vegas Pet Rescue Project (VPRP).

Here’s your chance to get your wheels spiffed up by some hot babes in bikinis while donating funds to support the rescue of sheltered pups and kitties.

Who will be the babes in bikinis? I’m not sure, but I do know that the Pole Fitness Studio (where Reagan Reilly teaches pole dancing) is one of the sponsors.

In addition to the hot chicks, there will be music, raffles, and pets to adopt. The Gramercy Residences are located at 9265 W Russell Rd in Las Vegas.

Hayla Faye Does One Night Only at Little Darlings

  This Saturday night only, Little Darlings is featuring Instagram model, pole dancing champion and award-winning feature dancer, Hayla Faye. See pic above. Let’s say you saw Hayla on Friday night at Deja Vu, and you just couldn’t get enough of her. Little D’s has you covered and then some. Not only will she be doing two more shows at Little D’s, but at Little D’s, she’ll be butt naked!

Little Darlings features fully nude dancers and you only have to be 18+ to gain entry (plus the entry fee, natch). Because there’s no alcohol served at Little D’s, the dancers also have to be 18+.

The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party Ending Soon

  The end of summer is upon us. Sapphire’s Topless Pool has not yet announced when their pool is closing, but this weekend or next will likely be the last. This is the only topless pool party in Vegas that lives up to the name because there are always lots of Sapphire’s dancers out in the sunshine working on their tans.

On Friday, October 8, the pool features DJ Just Joey in charge of the beats. On Saturday, October 9, DJ Flow takes over the sounds. On Sunday, October 10, DJ Tism will be on the turntables. To reserve a lounge chair or other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here.

Expect the servers, bartenders, and go-go dancers to all be maskless as well as topless. The pool is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm. Call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sunday Night Football at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club is the only strip club in Vegas that’s advertising Sunday Night Football parties. Doors open at 4:30 pm on Sunday, with the kickoff at 5:20 pm. This Sunday, October 10, it’s the Buffalo Bills vs the Kansas City Chiefs. This is the best Sunday night party in Vegas.

Radio KOMP 92.3, the Rock Station, will be remote-broadcasting from the club during the game, and sponsoring some of the prizes and giveaways. Look for $150 bottles all game long, $30 domestic beer buckets, BOGO shots at half time, and a free taco bar.

Palomino is the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and fully nude dancers, both on stage and in the private VIP shows. You must be 21+, but dancers only have to be 18+. You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Crazy Horse 3 Now Takes Bitcoin for All Goods and Services

Crazy Horse III is now accepting Bitcoin for all goods and services. If you’ve been looking for a place to blow your cryptocurrency, this is the place. See CH3’s package deals here, or call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sexxy After Dark at Hustler Club

  Hustler Club has a new Porn Star Brunch every day from 9 am to noon, featuring Topless Tapas and Bottomless Mimosas. On Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting at 9 pm, Sexxy After Dark, Jennifer Romas’ sizzling strip club version of burlesque is featured on Hustler’s main stage. Hustler is now open 24/7. Check out the party package deals here, or call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Thursday Night Football Party at Minks

♦  Minks has Thursday Night Football viewing parties. That’s tonight, with the Rams vs the Seahawkss. Look for bottles of Bud Light and Ultra for just $4. Also, on Monday nights, while everyone else is watching the MNF games, Minks features 20-minute VIP room dances for $100. Great deal! Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds Cabaret Presents a Touch of Burlesque

Centerfolds Cabaret features “A Touch of Burlesque” five nights a week, every Wednesday through Sunday night at 11 pm The performers include Jessica Ward from Cirque du Soleil, Katie Matthews from Zombie Burlesque, Abilene Burics from Fantasy at Luxor, Mariah Ware from Cherry Boom Boom, Shayla from Spiegelworld’s ‘Atomic Saloon’ and Nikola Weiterova from 53X at Paris.

The lockdown of Vegas had one great effect — Some of the sexiest and most talented showgirls in town are now performing topless at Centerfolds. See packages here, or call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Treasures Features Rare Steak with a Side of Boobs

Treasures is the only strip joint in Vegas with an attached gourmet steakhouse (and it’s open all night). Take one of the dancers for dinner and finish by having her for dessert in the upstairs VIP. The club opens at 9 pm every night, and stays open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights when they stay open till 8 am. Check out their package deals here.  Or call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

Other Vegas Strip Club Possibilities

A TVO reader reports that Girl Collection has reopened on weekends. Valet parking was $40 with a $50 admission charge. Call for reservations and more info at 702-410-9999 or 1- (844) 447-5758. Topless, full bar, 21+

 Sophia’s has reopened. The club has not updated its website or Facebook page since the shutdown last year, but they are slowly coming to life and getting back to biz. Topless, full bar, 21+

The dancers are back at Talk of the Town. The club is open every day from 4 pm till 2 am. Call the club at (702) 385-1800 for more info. Don’t bother asking for a free limo ride, as this place has no limos. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Scores is open from 8 pm – 6 am daily. For free limo ride and free admission, call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is open seven nights a week — Mon-Thur 9 pm to 5 am, Fri-Sun 9 pm to 8 am. Call 702-796-3600 for reservations, limo transport, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library has a webite here. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Honey’s (formerly Legends Room).