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Judge Rules Pennsylvania Lockdown Unconstitutional

There is Hope for Las Vegas Yet

Pennsylvania is Prohibited from Ever
Locking Down Again

U.S. District Court Judge William Stickman IV ruled this morning that Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf’s restrictions on gatherings and closing of “non-essential” businesses, supposedly for Bat Plague, were unconstitutional.

The case was filed May 7 on behalf of seven businesses:  three hair salons, an appliance store, a farm and two drive-in theaters. Judge Stickman ruled that Wolf violated the 1st and 14th Amendments to the U.S. Constitution.

“The solution to a national crisis can never be permitted to supersede the commitment to individual liberty that stands as the foundation of the American experiment,” he said.

Dem Gov Claims Americans Have No Right to Earn a Living

The Democrat governor actually argued in federal court that he could take away a person’s ability to earn a living by making the unprecedented claim that Americans had “no right to earn a living.”

The plaintiffs’ attorney says the finding means nobody can ever be locked down in Pennsylvania again and everyone is now free to reopen, have large gatherings, and return to normal life. County and city governments in the state are prohibited from these restrictions as well.

He also says the ruling opens the door to businesses suing the state for compensation for losses due to the unconstitutional shutdown.  Enjoy paying those billions, Pennsylvania taxpayers.  I’ll be paying them in Nevada as well.  The sooner the better.

Judge Stickman is a Trump appointee.  Vote red in November if you value freedom.

Update:  About That Appeal…

Democrat PA Gov. Tom Wolf has said he will seek a stay and appeal.  He won’t get the stay.  And he won’t win if he appeals.

The Third Circuit Court of Appeals has flipped red since Trump took the White House.  Eight of the 14 judges on the court have now been appointed by Republicans.  All Wolf has to look forward to is further humiliation.

What Florida Ballot Requests are Telling Us

First Data on Actual Party Enthusiasm and Turnout

Typical Trump Rally

In Florida, mail-in ballots are not automatically sent to every voter.  However, any registered voter can request an absentee ballot.  The difference between mail-in ballots and absentee ballots is that when you request an absentee ballot, you have to provide proof of your identity and address.  It’s rather a pain in the neck, just like voting in person.

Because they require a voter to do a little work beyond answering a phone, absentee ballot requests are a strong predictor of voter enthusiasm and turnout differences between the parties.  Multiple Harvard studies have shown that Democrats tend to overstate their likelihood of voting to pollsters, while Republicans understate it.  (In fact, propaganda pollsters use that difference to rig their polls.)  But absentee ballot requests provide actual data on relative enthusiasm between the parties.

So far Florida has gotten 3.2 million ballot requests, with 2 million of those from Democrats and 1.2 million from Republicans.  What does this tell us about likely voter enthusiasm and turnout?

We know from Pew that 65% of Florida Democrats say they intend to vote by mail, largely because of fear of Covid-19, while only 30% of Republicans intend to vote by mail.  We also know Trump got 4.6 million votes in Florida in 2016, while Hillary got 4.5 million votes.  (Those are the official numbers anyway.  Witnesses say Brenda Snipes, the Broward County Supervisor of Elections, destroyed tens of thousands of Republican ballots and filled out 80,000 fraudulent Democrat ballots with a small team of cheats.  But we’ll ignore that for this post.)

Typical Biden “Rally”

For Biden to match Hillary’s result, we’d expect 65% of 4.5 million voters to request absentee ballots, or 2.9 million voters.  However, it’s a little more complicated than that.  We know that 30% of requested absentee ballots don’t get returned (in the Florida primaries this year, 41% of ballots were never returned).

We also know that, of returned ballots in this year’s primaries, roughly 25% were disqualified, with Democrat ballots getting disqualified at twice the rate (roughly 33%) of Republican ballots (roughly 16%).

So Democrats are 900,000 ballot requests below what they need to compete in Florida. With non-returns, they’re at half of what they need, or 1.5 million short.  With likely rejected ballots, they’re roughly 2 million ballots short of what they need to compete at Hillary’s level.

With 30% of Florida Republicans planning to vote absentee, the GOP is 200,000 ballot requests below the level they need to compete at Trump’s level in 2016.  With non-returns, they’re half a million short.  With rejected ballots, they’re 700,000 short.

So, Democrats are 2.1 million ballot requests short of a tie at the moment.  Republicans are only 700,000 ballot requests short of a tie, or 1/3 the Democrat deficit.

Florida voters have until October 24th to request an absentee ballot but this ratio is unlikely to change by Election Day.  Democrats’ strategy of using Bat Plague for mass mail-in vote fraud will prove to be the biggest blunder in political history.

By the way, Trump got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for a second time today, this time for the peace deal he helped negotiate between Serbia and Kosovo.  A Swedish MP nominated him.  His first Nobel Peace Prize nomination came for the peace deal he helped negotiate between Israel and the UAE.  More good news from the Middle East is going to be breaking tonight.


The Dumbest Mistake in U.S. Political History

Democrats’ Election Chaos Plan and the Electoral Count Act of 1877

Bat Plague: The Hoax that Keeps on Giving
(to Republicans)

You know those Democrat election chaos plans?

You know how Democrats keep extending the time they’re allowing for ballots to come in by mail?  (In Nevada, it’s now 10 days.  California now allows ballots to be received 17 days after Election Day.)

You know how Democrats have been warning it may take months to count the mail-in ballots?  Why, New York took two whole months to count the June 9 primary ballots for a single Congressional District with a fraction of the ballots they can expect for the elections in November.

And a number of swing states, including Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania, now prohibit counting of even a single ballot until the polls close on Election Day, even if mail-in and absentee ballots have been coming in for weeks.

You know those fantasies Democrats have been spinning about Pelosi becoming president if the winner of the election cannot be determined by January 20?

I’ve mentioned before that while Nancy Pelosi passes laws to find out what’s in them, Trump’s team has actually read our laws to find all the forgotten ones he can use to achieve his agenda.  So let me introduce you to the Electoral Count Act of 1877.

The Electoral Count Act requires that electors for the Electoral College be chosen by 41 days after the election. That’s December 14.  What happens if all ballots have not been counted by December 14?  The Electoral Count Act requires the electors to go to whoever is ahead in the count on that date.  The Atlantic (link directly above), which is the first rag I’ve seen discussing this law, just found out about it within the last day or two and is now in full-blown panic.

And what if blue states refuse to pick electors?  Then Trump doesn’t need 270 Electoral College votes to win.  He only needs a majority of electors from the states that select them in time.

Trump Voters Intend to Vote in Person, Democrats by Mail

Today’s Biden “Rally” in Michigan

A recent Pew poll shows over 80% of Trump supporters intend to vote in person.  Machine counts take no time at all, so those votes will definitely be counted by the December 14 deadline.

But only 40% of Biden supporters (to the extent that he has any) intend to vote in person.  The rest will vote by mail.  So 60% of Democrat votes will be sitting in the huge, contested paper-ballot stacks going uncounted until weeks or months after the election, subject to signature challenges, postmark challenges, citizenship challenges, and every other kind of challenge ever used in U.S. electoral history.  In Brooklyn, 25% of mail-in ballots in the June election were ruled invalid.

What’s most hilarious is that Democrats have used their Bat Plague hoax to truly terrify their voters into voting by mail.  “Americans should not have to risk their lives to participate…” said Rodneyse Bichotte, a New York Assemblywoman, and you can find Democrat rhetoric like that everywhere.

Democrat governors and mayors have also used lockdowns to reinforce the fear.  If it isn’t safe to go to work or a bar, if Bat Plague is so dangerous we have to suffer 25% unemployment in a state like mine, how can Democrats suddenly go into reverse and call for their voters to vote in person?

Team Trump stayed quiet about the law long enough.

Democrats’ lockdowns also mean Democrats have destroyed much of their Get-Out-The-Vote machine.  For example, in Las Vegas the Culinary Union has a provision in every contract allowing its 60,000 members to get paid time off from work to go vote.  This enables the union to conveniently bus virtually 100% of their members from a small number of work locations to the polls.  There the members vote according to a card the union gives them.  The union then provides a free lunch as another incentive to vote.

But this year, Nevada is mostly shut down by the Democrat governor for the Bat Plague hoax.  Because of the shutdowns, hotel occupancy has been way down and 45,000 Culinary Union members are on furlough or permanent layoff.  That means they won’t be bused to the polls from work.

Hillary Clinton beat Trump in Nevada by only 27,000 votes.

And that’s not the only GOTV machine Democrats crushed with their shutdowns.  The University of Nevada Las Vegas (UNLV) is half shut down for in-person classes with the rest of the state’s colleges.    UNLV has over 31,000 students.  The College of Southern Nevada has another 21,000 students, and there are more universities in Reno and elsewhere.  Huge numbers of these students get herded into polling places on campus most elections.  But most of them will not be on campus to get herded in November.

What will Biden do in swing states like Pennsylvania with Springsteen and Jay Z/Beyonce concerts banned?

In New Hampshire, 55,000 out-of-state students are missing from the campuses of colleges like Dartmouth.  Now the University of Wisconsin at Madison looks like it will be shut down.  College students support Biden over Trump by 52 points!  In New Hampshire, Hillary beat Trump by only 2500 votes.  Trump won Wisconsin by a hair when the University of Wisconsin at Madison was open.

Now Trump would have won an honest election in a landslide.  He is winning the national popular vote and is up six points in Michigan right now, with a similar lead in other swing states.  I’ll be doing a post on how I know that any day now.

Democrats have been hoaxing their followers for over four years into a state of foaming-at-the-mouth TDS and they intended to hoax their way into control of the White House and Senate.  Instead they have hoaxed themselves into electoral extinction.

Put that in your election war games simulations, suckers.

Why Doesn’t Trump Invoke the Insurrection Act?

Trump Invokes the Far More Powerful Stafford Act

Federal SWAT Teams Deployed Against Rioters at the White House

Friend of TVO Ian, as well as other readers, have asked why President Trump doesn’t just invoke the Insurrection Act to use troops to put down the Democrats’ Antifa-BLM shock troops, who are a key element of a fully-planned out Democrat insurrection attempt.  This post will answer that question.

First, before invoking the Insurrection Act, 10 USC § 254 requires the President to publish a proclamation ordering the insurgents to disperse.  This advance notice gives Antifa-BLM a chance to shut down and go into hiding.  It’s not widely known, but Trump has so far opted out of invoking the Insurrection Act in favor of something much more effective.

Back in March, Trump invoked a national state of emergency (ostensibly due to Bat Plague) and the Stafford Act.  This step has already been challenged by the Democrats and upheld by the U.S. Supreme Court.  (For example, SCOTUS upheld Trump’s right to redirect federal funds to complete the border wall as part of the national emergency.)

And it’s not just the border wall for which Trump has redirected money.  Trump has redirected $1 trillion into infrastructure to provide jobs during the national emergency, even in Democrat-run locked down states.  He has redirected other funds into vaccine development, ventilator manufacturing, and into buying the food farmers were dumping when the lockdowns started, supporting the farmers and getting massive amounts of food into food banks to see people through the lockdowns.  And Trump just redirected other funds into extending federal unemployment benefits and paying for his payroll tax cut via Executive Order.

The Stafford Act gives Trump immense national emergency powers.  These include not only the power to redirect government funds, but the power to use our armed forces and/or federal SWAT teams to supplement state and local law enforcement, and the power to seize the media and social media to maintain communications with the public.

Trump did not just seize these powers out of thin air.  Congress wrote the laws that specifically give Trump these powers and, again, the Supreme Court has upheld them.

So while Trump has let it slide when Twitter censored a handful of his tweets, if Twitter tries to suspend his account during this national emergency, I guarantee the federal government will seize control of Twitter.  Trump can also take down the entire internet and stop all cell phone communications if needed to stop Democrats’ insurrection forces from communicating with each other.  Trump has unbelievable power at the moment.

How Trump Uses Forgotten Laws and Poker Moves to Defeat Enemies

Trump Paraded the White House Snipers Through the DC Riot Crowd

One of the keys to Trump’s success in keeping his campaign promises despite overwhelming Democrat and Deep State resistance is that he has systematically deployed his aides to actually read our laws.  What he has done over and over is use forgotten existing laws to overcome Democrats’ attempts to block his agenda.

For example, the Real ID Act of 2005 specifically provides that the Department of Homeland Security Secretary may, at his sole discretion, waive all federal and state laws that would be an impediment to building a border wall.  Again, Congress wrote and passed that law, not Trump.

But Democrats appear to have completely forgotten they passed the Real ID Act.  So while Democrats have used lawfare to hurl environmental lawsuits, tribal lawsuits, immigration lawsuits, property-rights lawsuits and a dozen other kinds of lawsuits at Trump to try to stop the border wall, the courts have consistently upheld his right to continue building the wall.

Similarly, Democrats have hurled lawsuit after lawsuit at Trump for his use of his national emergency and Stafford Act powers, only to meet defeat in the courts.

While Nancy Pelosi passes laws to find out what’s in them, Trump reads laws to use them to achieve his agenda.

Trump also delights in poker moves to defeat the enemy.  For example, at the very moment in May that he had Democrats spouting off about the Insurrection Act and the use of troops against the American public, he was moving in SWAT teams under his powers from the Stafford Act.

At one point, during the Antifa-BLM-People’s Liberation Army-Mexican drug cartel siege on the White House at the end of May, Trump made a big point of talking loudly about using troops to put down the rioting in DC.  Then he made a big show of transporting National Guard troops around the country.  Every time I looked, there were National Guard units flying from one place to another, or shifting from one hotel to another in DC.   Everywhere in the media there were photos of National Guard units being shipped around.

But the National Guard was used mainly as a distraction.  The people who actually put down the siege on the White House were the White House snipers who are there everyday and the same SWAT teams Trump has since been using in Portland and Kenosha and elsewhere.  Trump staged a parade of the White House snipers, with the biggest guns I’ve ever seen, right through the Antifa-BLM crowd in the afternoon.  Then a collection of fully-armed and intimidating SWAT team members took the stage in front of the White House for all to see.

Antifa-BLM rely on useful idiots for cover and the useful idiots just melted away.  The Siege on the White House had to be postponed.  Democrats are trying to start it up again September 17th.

The Threat of Mutiny

The second reason Trump doesn’t invoke the Insurrection Act is that he can’t trust the military.

The U.S. military leadership is as deeply infiltrated by the insurrection forces as the rest of the federal government.  By that I mean it’s filled with Obama-appointed traitors. There are open Communist Party members teaching at West Point.

And remember, there’s a Department of Defense audit going on that is finding trillions of dollars were stolen from the military, with the knowledge and support of military leaders, during the Obama administration.

Three former generals became big loudmouths against invoking the Insurrection Act in late May, during the siege of the White House.  This behavior was so egregious that Trump could literally force them to return to active duty and court martial them for it.

Stanley McChrystal is deploying DoD AI propaganda bots on social media against the Trump campaign.  Stop and understand this.  A former general is using a Department of Defense weapon to intervene in our election.  These generals and more are, sadly, in on the Democrats’ insurrection, along with officers at every level below them.

In other words, Trump literally has to worry about mutiny if he calls out the troops.  A good friend I talked to cannot get this through his head, so let me quote Michael Anton, who puts what’s happening particularly well.  Here’s an excerpt from his piece “The Coming Coup?”

It started with the military brass quietly indicating that the troops should not follow a presidential order. They were bolstered by many former generals—including President Trump’s own first Secretary of Defense—who stated openly what the brass would only hint at. Then, as nationwide riots really got rolling in early June, the sitting Secretary of Defense himself all but publicly told the president not to invoke the Insurrection Act. His implicit message was: “Mr. President, don’t tell us to do that, because we won’t, and you know what happens after that.”

The Democrats’ own election plan document explicitly counts on the military to remove Trump from the White House if he WINS.  Again, please stop and take this in.  Not if he loses.  If he WINS.

Soon after this post was published, a commenter praised it but said even a bad president like Biden couldn’t destroy America because of the brilliant system set up by our founding fathers.

When you have an enemy of America so deeply entrenched that you can’t even count on the military to defend the Constitution, you don’t have a Constitution anymore.

Democrats Want a Kent State Massacre

The third reason Trump is relying on small expert SWAT teams rather than our troops is that Democrats want an overreaction from Trump. They want a Kent State, or better, a Maidan Massacre, that the DNC-controlled media can use for propaganda.  They want to blast photos of innocent killed civilians everywhere, with their graduation photos, their Little League trophies, their grieving loved ones weeping for the cameras.  If you remember, it was young, inexperienced National Guard troops who killed four students and injured nine others by gunfire at Kent State in 1970.

Just look at the treatment the Democrats and media gave Jacob Blake, a rapist who’d fought with cops and pulled a knife on them before attempting to flee.  Or the treatment given to George Floyd, who died of a fentanyl overdose while being held with a legal restraint method after passing a counterfeit bill.

Trump has refused to give Democrats the overreactions and mass deaths they’ve wanted. Instead, as I’ve said, he has used federal SWAT teams from Border Patrol, Immigration, the Bureau of Prisons, the Coast Guard, the U.S. Marshals, and other federal agencies to quietly investigate and arrest Antifa-BLM terrorists and re-arrest all the violent criminals Democrats let out of prison for their riots.

For example, it’s been the U.S. Marshals working with the deputized Oregon State Police and deputized sheriffs and local cops that shot murderer Michael Reinoehl and arrested dozens of other violent Portland Antifa this past week. The U.S. Marshals had been undercover with Antifa collecting evidence for the arrests all summer. You need evidence to arrest, charge and hold these people.

In Washington State yesterday, dozens of Antifa drove their cars onto Interstate 5 and parked them, blocking the highway. Deputized Washington State Police, with an ICE SWAT team, got them all arrested within minutes and had their cars impounded.

In Kenosha, another federal SWAT team was ready and waiting for the Portland Antifa terrorist group Riot Kitchen to pull into town with a bus full of Molotov cocktails and commercial-grade fireworks.  Riot Kitchen never even got a chance to riot in Kenosha.  They were all arrested and charged for crimes they’d committed over the summer in Portland.

So now, instead of getting released to return to rioting by Soros-funded Democrat city DAs, Antifa-BLM are getting federal charges, federal bail, and federal prison time. The Soros-funded DAs can’t do anything to stop it.

Using Federal Troops in Uncooperative States or Cities is a Nightmare

Trump’s SWAT teams can move quickly and lightly, before Antifa even knows they’re on the scene. They have advanced equipment and special training.  Trump doesn’t have to get Democrat governors to cooperate with him to use them.

Using federal troops where state and local governments aren’t cooperating is a nightmare. For example, in DC we saw the mayor refuse to pay the hotel bills of National Guard called out to protect the White House. She kept them shuffling from hotel to hotel. She delayed food reaching them.

Kurt Schlichter, who ran Army National Guard civilian support operations for 23 years, says using the National Guard in an uncooperative city is exactly like deploying them in a hostile foreign country.  You have to ship in shelter, food, water, fuel, power, arms, medical units, transport, even lawyers.  It can take weeks just to get set up.

What if Trump wants to send the 82nd Airborne into Portland?  You’d have to fly them in to get them there quickly and the Portland airport might refuse them permission to land.  Now you have to get permission to land in another airport (Boise might help) and make arrangements to transport troops from there.  And where do you set up?  What if the mayor won’t allow the troops to set up in the local stadium or park?  Now you have to go to court to get a court order.  And if you get an Obama judge, you have to appeal.

By the time Trump could get 5,000 troops set up in Portland, Antifa will have moved to Cincinnati and Dubuque.  While Trump’s SWAT teams and deputized state and local law enforcement were rolling up Antifa in Portland last week, the remaining Antifa from NYC, Chicago, and Seattle flew to Rochester to riot in restaurants there, flipping over the food-laden tables of the terrified customers and chasing them into the streets.

So Trump will be deploying his fast and lightweight SWAT teams a lot more widely in blue states.  Essentially the SWAT teams will have to deputize sheriff’s offices, correction officers, and friendly local cops in small cities and towns throughout the blue states where Democrat governors and mayors are deploying Antifa-BLM for the Democrat insurrection.  You have to fight a guerilla war with guerilla war tactics.

Trump can still invoke the Insurrection Act if he ever needs to. He might have to arrest a bunch of mutinous officers, but he still has the threat of yet more force to intimidate the Democrats and their shock troops.  Fortunately, he hasn’t needed to yet. Most of the summer was spent gathering evidence to get federal convictions not only of the Democrats’ terrorists but of the elite Democrats funding them. While that evidence was being collected, voters got to see what Democrats are really about.

And don’t give me any nonsense about how Democrats aren’t responsible for Antifa-BLM.  Democrats recruited them, fund them, Democrats sent them to ISIS for training, Democrats defend them in the media daily, and Democrats deploy them.  Kamala Harris and other Democrats raised millions in bail money for them.  Biden staffers donated to their bail.

Democrat Party officials refuse to charge and prosecute them even for the most violent offenses.  For example, Antifa murderer Michael Reinoehl was caught and released on violent rioting and gun charges in June and July, caught and released again in July after a violent melee in Portland involving a gun, and was in the crowd of Antifa that assaulted Adam Haner and kicked him in the head on August 17, for which he was caught and released without charges.

And here are Democrat officials in Portland trying to get Reinoehl off on the murder of Jay Danielson. Reinoehl confessed to the murder on and engaged in a firefight with officers who came to arrest him.  Federal undercover officers said, and multiple videos showed, that an Antifa group had organized and planned the murder with Reinoehl, ambushed Danielson, and shot him execution style.  Yet Democrats tried to protect him.

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