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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

♦ The Mother of All Orgies Comes to Vegas

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Still from Pornhub’s video of Japan’s 500-person orgy

Swingers Take Over the Vegas Embassy Suites for Memorial Day Weekend

On Saturday, June 2, the biggest orgy in modern history is coming to Las Vegas, with organizers seeking to break the current orgy record in the Guinness Book of World Records. Right now, the Japanese hold the record for the biggest orgy, with a 500-person (250 couples) orgy held in 2007. This orgy was video-recorded and you can watch the video on Pornhub here.

The Las Vegas Mother of All Orgies is being sponsored by MenageLife, a lifestyle organization that regularly sponsors parties and events for swingers, often in Las Vegas. The big orgy is, in fact, scheduled to coincide with MenageLife’s “SinCity8” event, which takes place from May 30 to June 3 at the Embassy Suites in Las Vegas. Menage has rented the entire 220-room hotel for those dates.

If you’re interested in participating in the orgy, you can get full details from MenageLife at the link above. A few crucial facts about the event:

You do not need to join the SinCity8 swingers event — which includes four days of partying with lifestylers — to participate in the orgy. The orgy is open to the public, with certain restrictions. You need to sign up at the MenageLife website as as a male-female couple. No single men allowed. Groups that have uneven numbers of males and females may be admitted if approved in advance by Menage. Only consensual sex is allowed. Condoms will be provided. Masks will also be provided for those who worry about being “outed” or who just like wearing masks, and participants are encouraged to bring their own masks, disguises, costumes and toys.

Couples coming to town for the orgy or Embassy Suites swingers’ extravaganza may also be interested in checking out our review of One Love Temple, Las Vegas’ premiere swingers’ spa and nudist resort. It’s a five-acre paradise of clear and sparkling pools, spas, waterfalls and ponds, tall trees and zen rock gardens, flowering shrubs, Buddhist sculptures, casitas and party rooms, lounges and massage rooms, with a 24-hour dance club.  Or check out our page on all the Las Vegas swingers clubs.

 

♦ Drink High-End Booze for $2 on Tuesdays at Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas

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Shelby Sparks of Deja Vu Vegas

Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas is one of my picks for best Vegas strip clubs on a budget, and this post is about yet another reason for that.

I’ve been mentioning pretty regularly the club’s open bar (domestics and wells) from 6 – 10 pm every night.  But Tuesday nights go even beyond that.

The regular nightly open bar is still in place from 6 – 10 pm, but every Tuesday night at Deja Vu Showgirls is also “Two-Dollar Tuesday.” That means you’ll pay just two bucks each for your drinks all night long. This isn’t a happy hour, it’s a happy twelve hours (6 pm – 6 am). The deal includes all beers (domestics and imports), all well drinks and all call drinks. (Excluded are champagnes, wines, and super premium liquors.)   Read more…

♦ A XXX Big Titty Weekend Coming Up in the Vegas Strip Clubs

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August Taylor and Nikki Delano Head Up Sapphire’s Weekend Porn Star Party

August Taylor at Sapphire Friday

Sapphire’s porn star parties continue this weekend with stars adored worldwide for their cup size.  Plus there’s an added bonus — this is opening weekend for the Sapphire topless pool, where Sapphire dancers and this week’s featured stars will be joining the pool party.

On Friday night, April 20, August Taylor will be the featured performer in the club.  Some of August’s recent XXX flicks include Bra Busters 7, Gazongas, and the immortal Thirsty for Some Titties 2. If you’re thirsty for some titties, August Taylor’s stage sets will begin at around 11:30 pm.  She will be partying with fans and doing private dances in between her stage sets for guys brave enough to test how close she’ll let you get to those beauties.

Laci Kay Somers

Laci Kay Somers at Sapphire’s Pool and Day Club on Saturday

On Saturday afternoon, Laci Kay Somers will be hosting the Sapphire pool party (noon – 6 pm). Laci is not a porn star, but a professional model with 9.5 million Instagram followers. Check out her pic and you’ll probably agree she looks like she’d be a blast in the water!

On Saturday night, April 21, megastar Nikki Delano will be the feature in the club, and she will be sticking around through Sunday afternoon to join the party at the Sapphire pool. Nikki will be available for VIP dances both in the club on Saturday night and at the pool on Sunday afternoon. (There’s a secret back entrance from the pool area into Sapphire’s VIP.)

Nikki has starred in such adult gems as Beyond the Call of Booty and Pure Ass. And, yes, she does have a truly spectacular derrière.

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Nikki Delano at Sapphire Saturday
& at the Pool Sunday Afternoon

For $135, you can lock up a seat at August’s or Nikki’s reserved private tables, where they’ll be hanging out when they’re not on stage. This package includes a two-hour open bar, free limo transport to the club, free admission, and a line pass. When you arrive at Sapphire, your limo driver will walk you right in to your host, who will escort you to your seat.

Other packages include a dinner date with either girl in one of Sapphire’s luxury Skyboxes with a $500 champagne credit, strawberries and whipped cream, and whatever the two of you agree to do to kill time. (Call early – 702-869-0003 – for this package.) Reserve these or other porn star package deals on the club website.

Or focus on Sapphire’s high-mileage lap dance scene, which includes 400+ stacked and slender beauties to get lost in. You can get a solo-guy VIP package here for $65 that includes a $50 drink voucher, a free shot, free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the VIP treatment at one of the most highly-rated gentlemen’s clubs in Vegas.  (Bottle and group packages are also available through that link.)  I recommend a package at this club because, without one, it may be impossible to find a place to sit down.

With Temps in the Mid-80s, a Perfect Weekend for a Vegas Topless Pool

To splash around with Laci Kay or Nikki in Sapphire’s topless pool, the best deal is the $70 solo-guy pool package that includes a reserved lounge chair for the day, free admission, free limo transport, and a $50 food/drink voucher. On Sundays, the club will even limo you from the pool to the airport for free when it’s time to catch your flight.  It’s going to be in the mid-80s in Vegas this weekend — perfect topless pool weather.  Dizzy Wright will be DJ for the pool’s 2018 grand opening.

Sapphire Topless Pool Features Sapphire Dancers

Sapphire Dancers Wear a Pink Wristband

The Sapphire pool is where the Sapphire dancers go to party, get wet, get sloshed and work on their tans without tan lines.  The Sapphire dancers (identifiable by their pink wristbands) are also available for private dances in the club’s air-conditioned VIP. Get out in the sunshine, play some titty ball, and get some memories to take home. Sapphire will make you happy that Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law.

If you take a cab, Uber or Lyft to Sapphire you will be charged a $45 entry fee to the club or $20 admission for the pool. So drive yourself or call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7.  (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

Check out Sapphire’s calendar of upcoming porn stars through May (updated continually).

Sybil Stallone at Hustler Club

On Thursday, Friday and Saturday night, Sybil Stallone will be performing at Hustler Club, with two stage performances each night starting at 11 pm.  She will be available for private shows when she’s not on stage. Locals free with Vu Card. Out-of-state $50. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦ What a Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs!

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Friday, April 13

Palomino Club — Las Vegas’ Famous Nude Club with a Full Bar

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Renee Dances at Palomino Club

♦  Palomino Club is the only strip club in Vegas with both a full bar and fully-nude dancers.

Watch 130+ Victoria’s-Secret-quality dancers on multiple stages undress each other, do close-up leg-spreading floor work and fly around the stripper poles.

Palomino’s dancers get naked not only on stage but in the club’s curtained VIP booths and private bedroom dances.  Nude high-mileage private-booth dances start at three songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab required).

Palomino is a first-rate strip club with drink prices that happen to be one of Vegas’ best deals at just $6 for drafts and $8 for bottles, even for out-of-state guests. And groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.

Note:  This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights and gets to standing-room only at peak weekend hours, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Palomino is also an ideal Vegas strip club date for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…