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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Porn Stars Make the Vegas Strip Clubs Special This Weekend

Jade Nile — A Bushwhacker’s Delight at Little Darlings

Jade Nile at Little Darlings

This is “No Shave November” at Little Darling in Las Vegas. That means the girls are not shaving all month. And this coming weekend, Friday and Saturday (Nov 16-17), XXX sweetheart Jade Nile, star of such porn classics as Hair Supply, Hair Down There 5, and Bringing Back the Bush, will be doing two stage shows each night starting at 11 pm.

Little Darlings Vegas is a nude club, so you’ll get to see Jade’s fur muffin in all its glory. When she’s not on stage, Jade will be hanging out in the club and making herself available for one-on-one shows in Little Darlings all-private VIP rooms.

All dancers at Little Darlings get fully nude on stage and in the private VIP dances. Even the club’s $20 lap dances, which take place in one-on-one rooms away from the main floor, are done fully nude. Nude high-mileage bedroom dances start at only $125 for 15 minutes — the best VIP private dance deal in Vegas.

Little Darlings is also one of Las Vegas’ most couples-friendly strip clubs, so feel free to bring your wife or girlfriend. This is a young party crowd and dancers and staff are all female-friendly.

There’s no alcohol served at Little D’s, so dancers and customers only have to be 18+. Admission is $20 for locals and $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in the club’s free limo.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Stephanie West and Chloe Amour at Sapphire Vegas

Stephanie West at Sapphire Friday

Sapphire has two of porn’s most in-demand stars in the club this coming weekend. Both will be doing stage shows and private VIP shows for their fans.

If you’ve never had a private dance from a hot porn babe, I can tell you that they’re on another whole level of uninhibited.  Porn stars seem to like to defend their wild reputations in the most direct and physical ways in Sapphire’s VIP.

On Friday night, November 16, hot Latina sex bomb Stephanie West, star of the Pervs on Patrol and Sneaky Sex XXX TV series, will be the featured star. Stephanie is half-Italian, half-Puerto Rican, and all natural. She looks too young and innocent to be doing porn.

You may feel a twinge of guilt taking her into a VIP room. To solve that problem in advance, spend a few hours on Pornhub watching Stephanie’s XXX videos and you’ll realize you may actually be too young and innocent for her.

Chloe Amour at Sapphire Saturday

On Saturday night, November 17, the adorable Chloe Amour will be the top item on Sapphire’s cupcake menu. You may have seen Chloe in Young Thighs in Knee Highs, That Ass in Yoga Pants, and The Sexual Appetite of a Young Petite. If you haven’t seen any of those XXX flicks, no problem. She’s even yummier live in your lap than she is on your laptop, so here’s your chance to catch up on all the Chloe Amour you’ve been missing.

Both Stephanie and Chloe start their stage sets at 11:30 pm. For $135 you can reserve a seat at either of their personal tables, where they hang out and flirt with their fans when they’re not on stage, basically looking for guys to fool around with in private. You get a two-hour open bar with that package, plus you get free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, and Sapphire’s famous VIP treatment. This package and other porn star packages (including dinner dates!) can be found online at Sapphire’s website here.

If you’re mostly interested in Sapphire’s all-night lap dance orgy, just get the solo package for $65.  It includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot. (Bottle and group packages are also available through that link.) All packages include a discount on drinks, free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and full Vegas-style host service.

If you know how to do it right, Sapphire is one of the best Vegas strip clubs on any budget. The package deals are smart because when your drinks are already paid for and you have a reserved seat, you can take your time and enjoy the club’s 400+ stacked, high-mileage lap dancers. Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching-the-dancers law, so bring twenties and you’ll have a ball. [Without a package deal at peak hours, you may not find a place to sit down.]

If you’re coming to Vegas later this year, check out our post on Sapphire’s upcoming porn stars. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, November 9

Get Sloshed and Play with Buck Naked Girls at Palomino Club

Valentina Estrella

Valentina Estrella Dances at Palomino Club

  If you like to drink booze when you party and you prefer your strippers to lose their g-strings, Palomino Club is the only club in Vegas with a full bar and dancers who drop their panties.

The stage show here is wild and always fully nude and the 130+ dancers you’ll find here at peak hours on weekend nights are drop-dead gorgeous. If you like Vegas-style high-mileage private shows, let the girls here show you how much more fun a one-on-one VIP dance is when the dancer is completely nude.

But don’t take my word for the dancer quality. Take a look at our galleries of Palomino’s dancers Valentina Estrella, Renee, and our October Dancer of the Month, Ashley. See also Palomino’s New “Local” Dancer Is a Penthouse Pet.

Drafts here are just $6 and domestic beers are $8 for locals and out-of-towners alike. If you’ve been to any of the major topless clubs in town, you know that’s a deal in Vegas. It’s one of the reasons why Palomino Club is on TVO’s list of the best strip clubs in Vegas on any budget. A better reason:  Nude private performances in the one-on-one curtained VIP booths start at 3 songs for $100 with no extra bar tab.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino’s packages for couples, groups and solo guys. If you’re visiting Vegas with your wife or girlfriend, Palomino is also one of the friendliest strip clubs in Vegas for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

Afroman Headlines the “Cannabis Comedy Hour” at Sapphire

In conjunction with MJBizCon, aka the MJ Expo (the big legal weed gathering at the Las Vegas Convention Center next week) legendary rapper “Afroman” will be the feature performer at Sapphire’s “Cannabis Comedy Hour,” a bash for the buzzed.

Afroman is best known for his hit song “Because I Got High,” which was nominated for a Grammy in 2002. Other songs he’s known for include “Sell Your Dope,” “Drunk ‘n’ High,” and “Waiting to Inhale,” among others.

Also performing will be standup comedian Jeffrey Peterson, who bills himself as “the 420 Comic,” magician MonDre, and burlesque strutter Kalani Kokonuts. Comic Steven Briggs will be hosting the festivities.

The party will be held in Sapphire’s Showroom one week from today, on Wednesday night, November 14, at 10 pm. If you’re attending the MJ Expo, use Sapphire’s complimentary transportation for free entry to the show (just show your Expo badge) and your first drink will be on the house. Call 702-369-0003 to reserve your ride.

The MJ Expo is 3 days of seminars and panel discussions aimed at those involved in the legal cannabis business. You can find info on attending the convention at the link above. It’s not for recreational or medicinal users, but Sapphire’s Cannabis Comedy Hour is the one event that might interest everybody.

When the party winds down in the Showroom, you’ll exit right into Sapphire’s world-class lap dance orgy for no extra charge to continue partying with the club’s hundreds of stacked 9s and 10s. Sapphire offers a $65 solo package that includes free limo transport, free entry, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a $50 drink voucher and a free shot. You’ll also find packages for couples and groups through that link, all of which include a drink discount, free limo ride, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and the club’s famous royalty treatment.

Sapphire is one of our top picks for the best strip clubs in Las Vegas.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Porn Stars Steaming Up the Vegas Strip Clubs

“Dirty Cinderella” A.J. Applegate at Little Darlings

A.J. Applegte at Little Darlings

On both Friday and Saturday night (November 9-10), Little Darlings Las Vegas will feature XXX cutie A.J. Applegate in two shows each night after 11 pm.

A.J. has appeared in more than 200 porn flicks, including Shades of Kink 7, Too Pretty for Porn, and A Dirty Cinderella Story (a lesbian remake of the story with AJ as Cinderella and Mia Malkova as Princess Charming).  AJ is tiny, like 5’2″ and weights about 90 pounds. She may be too pretty for porn, but she’s too dirty for anything but porn. This little darling is hot as a firecracker. She’ll be available for nude private dances so bring money.

Little Darlings is a nude club where customers and dancers only have to be 18+.  There’s no alcohol served, but all dancers get naked both on stage and in the private VIP rooms. Even $20 lap dances are performed fully nude and take place in one-on-one booths off the main floor. High-mileage nude bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes — the best strip club private dance price in Las Vegas.

Little D’s attracts a young party crowd. It’s one of the most female- and couples-friendly clubs in town. Bring your wife or girlfriend.

Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at online here. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Tori Black and Natalia Starr at Sapphire

Tori Black at Sapphire Friday

On Friday night (Nov 9), Sapphire’s feature performer is porn legend Tori Black. Tori has starred in more than 250 XXX flicks, with more than a dozen AVN and XBIZ awards.

Tori has starred in multiple editions of the Pretty Sloppy TV series. You may also have seen her showing off her slut skills in the porn classic, There Will Be Cum.

Natalia Starr at Sapphire Saturday

On Saturday night (Nov 10), Penthouse Pet Natalia Starr will be Sapphire’s porn babe of the night. Natalia has a Barbie Doll body, long blonde hair, and one of the most beautiful faces in porn.  You may have seen Natalia in You Twerk It I’ll Jerk It, Perfect Little Pussy, Tender Young Pussy, and the immortal love story, Hey Tits!

Both Tori and Natalia will start their stage sets at 11:30 pm and will be available when not on stage for fans who would like to get up-close-and-physical with them in Sapphire’s VIP rooms.

For $135 you can reserve a seat at their private tables with a 2-hour open bar, where they’ll be flirting with their fans when not on stage. All the porn star packages, including a dinner date option, can be found on the Sapphire website here (or call 702-869-0003).

For hardcore lap dance aficionados, Sapphire offers a $65 solo package that includes free limo transport, free entry, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a $50 drink voucher and a free shot. This is the best way for a guy on his own to experience Sapphire’s notorious all-night lap dance orgy. With a prime VIP seat and your drinks paid for, you can sit back while the club’s 400+ lap dancers take turns over-indulging your breast fixation. You’ll also find other packages for couples and groups through that link, all of which include a drink discount, free limo ride, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and the club’s famous royalty treatment. Always get a package at peak hours as seats may be hard to come by otherwise.

Call the club for their free limo (and ask for a Tesla) at 702-869-0003. If you’re planning a future trip to Vegas, you may be interested in our calendar of Sapphire’s upcoming porn stars. Topless, full bar, 21+

Kiara Mia at at Crazy Horse III

On Friday night (Nov 9), Crazy Horse 3 will be featuring porn star Kiara Mia. There’s a $50 package deal for out-of-staters that includes transport, entry and a $60 drink voucher. Locals free. Topless, full bar, 21+