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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Annual Palomino Houseboat Party!


Annual Palomino Houseboat Party!

The most coveted industry invitation in the Las Vegas men’s club world is the Annual Palomino Houseboat Party on Lake Mead. The lake was the place to party Monday afternoon and evening.

For several years Adam G has hosted the hotel and club concierges, and club promoters for a blow-out in a hidden cove. In the first-year word got out to followers of the dancers and an armada of private boats surrounded the Palomino Party Boat. Jeff and Keith have taken steps to keep the event more intimate for the exclusive enjoyment of the connectors in the city and for the enjoyment of the pampered Palomino performers.

There is a reason that “The World-Famous Palomino Club” has earned the top spot in TVO’s Annual Hot List. Being #1 requires the staff to be the best in town. I suspect events like the Houseboat Party keep the dancers coming back for more!

At the appointed hour the club’s luxury buses rolled from the parking lot on N. Las Vegas Blvd towards one of the larger marinas on the lake. TVO took a oath of secrecy not to divulge the time or place of the giant boats launch. When we arrived a conga line of beautiful girls strolled across the docks and gangplank. It seemed to brighten the world of the other boat owners puttering around with their dinghies in the harbor!

The giant party boat by @vegaspartyboat included a DJ booth, a band stage, room to dance and a enormous hot tub in front of the stage. The open bar was pumping out drinks and shots efficiently … with a risk of running out of Tequila as the only worry.

The boat’s captain gave us our mandatory safety briefing as the “law of the seas” requires. He did note that smoking weed in a National Park was against the law; so, if we saw a Park Ranger we should stop immediately. One dancer shouted that “she’d blow that Ranger!”

Several of us immediately told her we happen to be Park Rangers in case she meant what she said.

Palomino’s Private Cove

After a brief and refreshing cruise, the captain found a secluded cove and pulled right up the sandy bank. The large gangplank was lowered, and everyone was free to roam, wade into the lake or party on board. Several boats that were in on the secret party moored adjacent to the Houseboats and a small fleet of Jet Skis joined the action. The @vegaspartyboat has a recreation deck, a crazy fast slide, and large floating mats. About half of the partiers went into the water. It was cool, but not cold.

If you like friendly Rottweilers, you could play with Whiskey. He was the friendliest water dog I’ve ever seen. His owners brought him on a separate boat; and he desperately wanted to join the party when the food was served.

The extraordinary Shawn’s @puffy_tacos catered the party. Their unique take on taco’s, carne asada, chicken pork or vegan went over well. I’d say that most partiers taste buds and appetites were over stimulated by this point.

Another revelation was a party and boat sponsor called Alcohol Armor. God bless @alcoholarmor, a 2oz tasty shot has he combination of vitamins and minerals to ward off a hangover the morning after a Palomino’s style party!

Celebrities on Board

Adult Superstars Katie Morgan and Evan Stone

Among the celebrity guests I spotted adult stars Katie Morgan, and her steady guy, Evan Stone.

Katie looked great, as usual,, and Evan looked like he’s exhausted himself somehow. I can’t guess why for the life of me! Seriously, Evan and Katie are two of the friendliest and approachable people in Las Vegas. They seemed to have the art of partying down well. They were definitely helping  everyone trying to spot a Lake Mead National Park Ranger in the cove!

Party Like a Rockstar at Palomino

TVO is not here to kiss and tell. I’ll characterize it as a boat full of men who like girls … and girls who really like the way they look in bikinis. The DJ rocked the house until the sun went down, then an excellent four-piece band took over and had the crowd dancing on every flat spot on the big boat. The only break they took gave a chance for Adam to treat his guests and dancers to an impressive firework show.

Palomino Fireworks on Lake Mead


If you’d like to join this party next year … work on your pole skills and become a dancer at Palomino or get into the business of sending customers to the only club in Las Vegas that is full nude … and full bar!

Keith, Jeff and Adam … Thanks for the invitation!



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The Library G.C. – Will The Club Ever Come Out Of Cheetahs’ Shadow?

The Library Gentlemen’s Club Las Vegas

 AKA the old Cheetahs! and FYI: nothing to do with the now closed  “Library” on Boulder Hwy!

Will the California brand finally break through in the Vegas market!?



Las Vegas is currently home to 23 strip clubs, one of the biggest names to emerge from those 23 clubs was Cheetahs. Cheetahs was the hot spot for locals and a reasonably priced, enjoyable evening for tourists that would frequent the club. Three years ago a changing of the guard took place and the uber-successful California brand, The Library G.C. bought out Cheetah’s and took over the 2112 Western Avenue LV NV 89102 location. Following the buy-out came the renovations and by all accounts The Library did not disappoint, the club is arguably the best-looking strip club in town. Three years have since passed and the brand and renovations have not been enough to keep this dog in the race, but it appears a brighter future is on the horizon! 

Installment of some new management and staff; deals with one of the biggest promoters in the city, and an increase of both quantity and quality entertainers have all been observed within these last three weeks. TVO was able to speak with one of the two senior managers that’s running the show there and he informed us that The Library G.C. is ready to reintroduce themselves this summer to both Vegas and to the world!


Here’s what you need to know:

  1. * The club opens at 7pm everyday
  2.  * Locals are free before 10pm (However, if you come in a cab, Uber, or Lyft it’ll be $20)
  3.  * Out of town ID requires a $40 payment at the door
  4.  * Brought by a promoter? Receive a complimentary drink!
  5.  * They are one of the last clubs that allow the $20 lap dance on main floor
  6.  * $100 VIP booths
  7.  * There are two separate VIP rooms, one is for 3 songs for $100 and the other room is for half hour ($250) & hour ($500)
  8.  * They have a private stripper party room (2K) you can have your own party within the party for you and your friends with your own pole and entertainers
  9.  * Coal hookah is back! $100 hookah’s, $40 refills
  10.  * The club is no longer nude, there is alcohol and it is a 21+ club (both to work and to party)!

Drink/Bottle Costs 

  1. * Happy Hour bottle prices – $250 bottles (750ML) before 10pm
  2. * Bottles (750 ML) after 10pm are $500 (with the exception of select top shelf)
  3. * Happy Hour beer prices – $5 for all beers before 10pm
  4. * Beers after 10pm – $9 Domestic $10 Draft $10 Imports
  5. * The White Package (runs all night) – 6 beers of your choice and a bottle of Don Julio (375ML) and a VIP booth


  1. * Location: 2112 Western Ave Las Vegas, NV 89102
  2. * Managers: Justin & Zach
  3. * They do offer free pickup if you call to make the reservation
  4. * Club Number: (702) 384-0074
  5. * Website:
  6. * Instagram: @TheLibraryLasVegas
  7. * Facebook: @


The Library has a very welcoming vibe, is reasonably priced, and overall a great time! TVO endorses this club and we encourage you, the reader to check them out for yourselves and report back to us! If you happen to find yourself in California be sure to check out The Library Gentlemen’s Club’s locations: Westminster, Anaheim & Redlands!


Honey’s Delivers on Opening Night!

Honey’s Delivers on Opening Night!

We were lucky enough to attend the Grand Opening of Honey’s Gentlemens Club on Saturday, May 13th.

Mr. and Mrs. TVO had the pleasure of partying for several hours in the new topless club on Valley View Blvd.  The well sized club delivered a great crowd, hundreds of gorgeous entertainers, Vegas worthy service despite the large turnout, and terrific music from the state-of-the-art DJ and sound system.

We saw a handful of club competitors enjoying themselves and taking in the new “kid on the block.” It was a class act of Honey’s to welcome in the other club owners and managers from town. TVO suspects the club is sending a message that the bar needs to be raised for the customers and staff members in the Topless Club industry.

Opening night had several birthdays being celebrated including Adult Star Gabrielle Morrison and her sexy friends. The party was set in the right mood by the sexy “retro” go-go dancers working from 9pm to 3am. Nice touch!


They had a VIP Party that attracted some of the hottest “cam-girl” action we’ve ever seen. I can’t wait to see the social media footage that was being recorded in Gabrielle’s party pit!

Gabrielle Morrison’s Party on Opening Night

We got a peek at the club during their soft opening period. The club is a space that was lavishly built out earlier by the experimental launch of the Legends Room, Las Vegas’ first bitcoin gentlemen’s club.  The property that was formerly Striptease, Velvet Lion, and Eden in years past. But if you step inside you won’t recognize the place as it has been extensively—and tastefully—remodeled into a plush, dark space with lots of leather and glass, populated by some of Las Vegas best dancers.

TVO interviewed the experienced General Manager, Novack, and he told us that, “the goal is to restore excellence, class and a true quality club experience to the competitive Las Vegas nightclub scene.” He used the example of when he was a younger man, preparing to go out for the evening. He said, “You took the time to dress well, make yourself presentable to the ladies, well groomed, ready to meet the beautiful women.”

Honey’s Has a Great Layout

Honey’s sleek interior does what some clubs fail to do … the management has made it easy to find a comfortable place to sit, whether you like the bar, stage seats, small nooks with privacy and plush booths. The club is run by veterans from Sapphire, Rhino and the Peppermint Hippo organizations. When you combine a hundred years of experience in Las Vegas, Tampa and Houston you get the best of what the topless industry can offer.

The club has an opulent, intimate dance club feel. The VIP bar in the back of the club is a space large enough to accommodate private parties, special events, sports viewing like Monday Night Football, UFC, boxing and playoff sports. The designers created a retractable wall that divides the sophisticated DJ booth into two music centers for occasions and parties.

Honey’s built a unique VIP suite with views of the club and a state-of-the-art smoke removal system to enjoy tobacco without spreading it from your suite to the rest of the club. This secret VIP Suite exists hidden behind a wall of leather-bound books. The book shelf opens to reveal the “James Bond-like” man cave with a full view of the club.

The VIP suites and private dance alcoves are comfortable and roomy. A private dance for 15minutes runs $150, 30 minutes is $300 …. and an hour of private dancing is $800.  Thankfully, Honey’s encourages the customer’s favorite way to sample the dancers they are attracted to by offering $20 lap dances at you table. Some clubs are discouraging this customer preference by trying to charge $40, or eliminating table dances all together. Those clubs are trying to sell VIP time blocks only that start in the $100-$150 range. The trend in other clubs got so bad that TVO learned that a different, well known , club threated to fire any dancer who quoted $40 as the price for a single song dance. I think Honey’s Gentlemens Club is getting it right by encouraging the dancers and customers to meet on a sensible price basis.

By the way, we saw many couples enjoying the party, especially at the separate pole stages throughout the club.

Convenient Location and Transportation

Honey’s is a short walk from the Rio, the Palms, and Gold Coast.

Importantly, locals are free if you drive yourself. Honey’s has a very generous Taxi promotion, so they are also offering free cover to anyone who drives themselves, regardless of where you live! Beat the fee, drive or even walk to this convenient location in the shadow of the strip. If you don’t use their limo service, and take a taxi the cover is $50.

Honey’s Has an Experienced Team

What struck us the most was the quality of the staff. We recognized managers, hosts, servers and bartenders from our favorite Vegas clubs. Novak, JJ and Serena, the management team we know, have put together a crew of professionals who know how to care for their customers.

Novack, who has years of experience in the two best men’s clubs markets in the country, Tampa and Las Vegas, has brought some of his experienced staff from Florida. Javier, from Tampa, told us that he’s been working on this project for months and loves being in Vegas.

If the club can keep a great staff, beautiful dancers, and find customers on the strip they should become an important player in the crowded Las Vegas market. TVO recommends that you give Honey’s Gentlemans Club a try right away!



LINK: vertly Sexy Video of Honey’s Servers downing Whipped Cream!


Open 7 Nights a Week

8pm until dawn


Honey’s is at 3750 S. Valley View Blvd.

(702) 890-3731

Map to Honey’s

Video of Honey’s Interior





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