Friday, June 26
Fridays at Little Darlings
Vallerina Dances at Little Darlings
Photo by Hew Burney
Little Darlings (club review / club website) is always a good bet on Friday nights. This club is really about the stage show, and on the weekends the top dancers always show up for the crowds. If you’re familiar with the stage shows you find in most Vegas topless clubs, Little Darlings’ full-nude stage show is on a whole other level.
Here’s the play: Break a couple twenties so you have a fistful of ones, grab a seat on the rail and let the dancers come to you. These are the youngest, hottest dancers in Vegas, and one after another they get naked and put on an erotic spectacle that will have your heart exploding with joy.
After you’ve watched half-a-dozen or so, pick your favorite for a private dance. Prices start at $20/song, as all lap dances at Little Darlings take place in private rooms–not out on the main floor, as is common in the topless joints. And this is a nude lap dance. If you’re any kind of a lingerie fetishist and you want to be teased with a striptease, tell the dancer or she will get naked as soon as the song starts.
If you’re feeling like doing yourself a favor, spring for a private-bedroom show. Prices start at $125 for 15 minutes, then $250 for 30 minutes, or $400 for 60 minutes. There’s a no booze here, so there’s never an extra bar tab or bottle fee.
Must be 18+ to get in (with ID). Admission for locals who arrive in their own cars is $15. Out-of-towners’ admission is $35, but you can pay the locals’ price of $15 (a $20 savings) by showing the coupon on our home page below the top blog post.
To use the coupon, you must arrive in your own car or Little Darlings’ limo. (The coupon also entitles you to a 2-for-the-price-of-1 nude lap dance). Call 1.702.371.2181 to reserve Little Darlings’ free limo.
It’s Champagne Friday at the Sapphire Pool
In honor of Friday this week, Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) will be giving ladies free champagne from 4-6 pm. Sponsoring the party today are Captain Morgan, Bud Light, and Ciroc. Look for freebies and specials.
Sapphire’s Pool is open from noon to 6 pm every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The cover charge varies, generally from $20 to $30, depending on who’s hosting, who’s performing, and crowd conditions. (Locals are always free.)
Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).
Saturday, June 27
Palomino Club – Destroying American Myths
Lilith and Fiona Dance at
Photo by Hew Burney
Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only strip club in Vegas that has fully nude dancers and serves alcohol.
There’s a law in Vegas that says if a strip club serves booze, the dancers can be topless, but must leave their g-strings on. If no alcohol is served, then the dancers can get completely naked. This law is based on the myth that men can’t hold their liquor and see naked women at the same time without causing trouble.
Palomino Club has been proving that myth false since 1969. You will drink. You will see naked women. You will have fun with the naked women. And you will remain a gentlemen.
Drink prices at Palomino–$8 domestics and $6 drafts–are among the lowest of the Vegas strip clubs.
The VIP room is divided into small curtained private rooms for a fully nude one-on-one dance. There’s no extra bar tab or bottle fee in the VIP. Nude private shows can also be arranged with the dancers in the club’s theme rooms, which are large and comfortable. There is a bottle fee in these rooms.
To get free admission (a $30 savings) call 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo.
Note: This club often gets packed, even on weeknights, so arrange for limo pick-up by 10:30 pm to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.
The Sapphire Comedy Hour (& Gentlemen’s Club)
If you’re an early bird on Saturday night, you might be interested in taking in the Sapphire Comedy Hour (show review) in their showroom. The headliner for tonight is Anderi Bailey. Hosted by Dat Dude Donnie Johnson. This show also features a burlesque dancer (Kalani Kokonuts), and a magician (Mon Dre). The $20 admission makes this the best comedy show deal in town. The show starts at 8 pm, and dinner is available during the show. This show (and the club) are couples-friendly.
After the show, you can walk right into the Sapphire strip club to enjoy the club’s gorgeous dancers and high-mileage topless lap dance scene. This is a great time to enter the club because a huge compliment of Sapphire’s hundreds of dancers will already be on the floor, but the majority of the customers don’t arrive till a bit later. If you like tits, you’ll be like a kid in a candy store.
On a typical Saturday night at Sapphire (club review / club website) you will see more tits in one place than you’ve ever seen before. With upwards of 400+ dancers on weekend nights, just walking through the place is a helluva show.
Sapphire’s package deals (buy online) offer excellent value. Not only do you get extra liquor value with their packages, plus free limo and admission, but you also get a line pass and a reserved VIP table. Those have real value at this club on weekend nights, when this place gets packed.
Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve the club limo. Sapphire will waive the $10 reservations fee if you purchase a 2-for-1 drink ticket–a no brainer.
Sapphire Pool and Day Club – Best Pool in Vegas
This Saturday is “Hamptons in the Desert” day at the Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website). Whatever the hell that means, they’ve got a lot of liquor company sponsors and that can’t be a bad thing. Beau Joie New Zealand, Yacht Club, and Red Stripe. Watch for free drinks and drink specials throughout the day.
The pool party runs from noon to 6 pm. The cover charge varies, usually from $20 to $30. Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).
Babes 4th Anniversary
Babes (club review) is celebrating the 4th anniversary of its liquor license by having a drinking party. Makes sense. The Jose Cuervo models will be there, plus they’ll have $4 Jello shots, $4 Miller Fortune bottles, and free t-shirts.
Sunday, June 28
Deja Vu Showgirls – Gorgeous Dancers, Gentle Prices
Savannah Dances at
Deja Vu Showgirls
Photo by Hew Burney
Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) is a luxurious facility with great dancers, but has a very unVegaslike philosophy of going easy on the customers’ wallets. This tends to make everyone happy, as the low drink prices ($3 beers/wells, $6 calls, and $9 premiums/cocktails) leave the customers with more money to spend on lap dances and private shows with the club’s topless dancers.
(Those drink prices, incidentally, are good for both locals and out-of-state visitors alike, every night of the week.)
Of all the major topless clubs in Vegas, Deja Vu also has the best prices on private shows in Vegas. Rates start at $150 for 15 minutes, or roughly the price of 10 minutes in the group VIP at the other major topless clubs. And the high-mileage dances take place in an elegant room with a door you can close (your choice of bed or sofa).
Deja Vu’s $50 VIP drink & dance package (available online here) includes free round-trip limo transport from your hotel, free admission (a $35 savings), a reserved VIP table, $50 in booze, and a 2-for-1 (normally $20 each) couch dance voucher.
Out-of-staters can always get free admission (a $35 savings) plus a free drink by showing the coupon on the lower right sidebar of our homepage. To use the coupon you must arrive by the club limo or your own car. The coupon isn’t valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo. Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.
“Hip Hop vs House” at Sapphire Pool and Day Club
Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) is hosting a “Hip Hop vs House” music competition, with the best DJs in Vegas battling it out for the Grand Prize–the job of DJing the Red Bull Air Races in Las Vegas this October.
If you’re visiting Vegas from out of town and you plan to depart on Sunday, purchase your return flight ticket for late afternoon or early evening so you can spend an afternoon at the Sapphire Pool. If you call Sapphire at 1.702.869.0003 after you check out of your hotel, they’ll send their limo for you, bring you to the Sapphire Pool for no charge, store your luggage, provide you with a locker where you can change clothes, and when you’re done partying at the pool, they’ll limo you and your luggage to the airport in time for your flight. The cost of this service: zip. (But do tip the limo drivers.)
The pool party runs from noon to 6 pm. This pool is where Sapphire’s dancers work on their tans. This is the only pool in Vegas (or anywhere) where you can get a VIP dance in-between your pina colada and your Margarita.
The pool party today is sponsored by Tito’s, Moet & Chandon, Minta, and Grand Marnier. Watch for lovely cocktail servers circulating with freebies and specials. Plus, locals enjoy an open vodka bar from noon – 2 pm.
Cheetahs Arena Football Party
If you’re an Arena Football fan, Cheetahs (club review) will be shuttling a group to the game on Sunday. The pregame party starts at Cheetahs at noon. Your $27 ticket pays for your admission to the 2 o’clock game plus transportation from Cheetahs to the game and back. The post game party goes for 2 more hours at the club. You can get an open bar for $50.
Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s
If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is sexy and fun–all amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.