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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Las Vegas’ Black Strip Clubs – Latest News

Seamless Has Closed, Foxy’s May Be Reopening

This town has had a helluva time trying to keep urban (i.e., black) strip clubs in operation. Note that the clubs discussed below in fact have (or in some cases had) customers, staff and dancers of all races, but they featured predominately African American dancers and the music was mostly hip hop and rap.

In December 2014, Ace of Diamonds had a Grand Opening in the space that had been Velvet Lion (and before that Eden, and before that Striptease). Ace of Diamonds lasted about a month. They shut their doors before I could even get inside to write a review.

In April 2015, Seamless reopened in the space that had been Vince Neil’s Girls, Girls, Girls (and before that Strip Hop, and before that Deja Vu’s Erotic Ultra Lounge, and before that–in 2009–Seamless). The new Seamless appeared to be going after the urban crowd (like Strip Hop) with images of black dancers in its initial advertising campaign. But after that first burst of promotion, not much else was done, and after ten weeks, Seamless has closed its doors again.

Foxy’s, a small club that took over the space that had been Foxy Girls, appeared to be having some success as an urban club for a year or so, but closed in November last year after a shooting in their parking lot. According to the Las Vegas Sun, Foxy’s recently settled with the city to pay a $25,000 fine and give up its gaming (bartop video poker) license. I’m not sure yet whether this means the club will be back in operation soon, as the club’s phone message still says “closed until further notice.”

Club Lacy’s Expands to Four Nights a Week

Club Lacy's Las Vegas Dancer Seduction

Seduction Dances at Club Lacy’s
Photo by Miles Long

The one bright spot on the urban club scene in Vegas is Club Lacy’s (club review), which has recently expanded its Urban Women Nights from three nights a week to four: Thurs-Sunday, with doors opening at 9:30 pm.

Lacy’s is also the only urban club with a full nude show, and like its sister venue, Palomino Club, it also has a full bar.
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Barber Babes Give Topless Haircuts in Brisbane

barber-babes3Barber Babes is a topless barbershop in Brisbane, Australia. Brisbane is also a U.S. Navy Port, which makes it an excellent location for a topless barber to ply her trade.

According to the NavyTimes ScoopDeck, when the US Navy aircraft carrier George Washington pulled into port recently, Barber Babes was unprepared for the onslaught of swabbies.

The salon owner, Jasmine Robson, is quoted:

“… We just got inundated with U.S Navy wanting haircuts. We didn’t have enough staff, alcohol or food initially. We soon got it, but those first few hours were HECTIC!”

I guess barbers are constantly running out of alcohol and food when the US Navy arrives.

While the boys were in town, Barber Babes had to hire two more hair choppers and they stayed open on what would normally have been their two days off.

On the Barber Babes web page, there’s a full menu of services available, most involving hair, such as:

MEN’S TOPLESS HAIR WASH, MASSAGE & FINISH = From $15
Our gorgeous topless hairdresser will stand over you whilst you relax in our top of the range leather massage chair. She will give you a relaxing scalp massage whilst shampooing your hair with high-end products, your hair will then be blow dried & styled using top of the range products.

Another great idea I hope will spread.
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Tonight! Big Top Circus and Burlesque

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Melody Sweets

I’ve been a fan of Absinthe (show review), the crazy daredevil show performed in a circus tent outside Caesars Palace, since the first time I saw it last year, and if you read my review, you’ll note I raved about the singer who strips, Melody Sweets.

Tonight at midnight, Melody Sweets is hosting a special variety show (along with the cast of Absinthe) called “Big Top Circus and Burlesque” in the same tent in Caesars’ Roman Plaza where Absinthe is performed.

“Big Top Circus and Burlesque” will feature performances by Absinthe‘s Duo Fevrier,  Lijana Wallenda of The Flying Wallendas and her Wire Walking Wonders, Miss Exotic World, Dirty Martini, Laugh Extractor Jimmy Slonina of Cirque Du Soleil, 2014 King of Burlesque, Mr. Gorgeous the Human Cannonball, 1923’s Buttercup Delight, special guests from Frank Marino’s Divas, and live music by an all-star band.

This is Melody Sweet’s third burlesque extravaganza at Caesars, and they don’t come around that often, so catch her if you can. In July of last year, she did a show called “Shoot ‘Em Up! Bang! Bang! Wild, Wild West Burlesque.” And in December, she presented “A Burlesque Christmas Spectacular.”

So, it appears she puts together one of these burlesque shows every six months or so and each show so far has had only one performance. If you snooze you lose. See it tonight or forever wonder what you missed.

Tickets for this show are $25 at the door, or $20 if purchased in advance online from BrownPaperTickets.com. Must be 18+. (All proceeds from this show go to the UNLV College of Fine Arts.)
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This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, June 26

Fridays at Little Darlings

Dancer at Little Darlings Vegas

Vallerina Dances at Little Darlings
Photo by Hew Burney

Little Darlings (club review / club website) is always a good bet on Friday nights. This club is really about the stage show, and on the weekends the top dancers always show up for the crowds. If you’re familiar with the stage shows you find in most Vegas topless clubs, Little Darlings’ full-nude stage show is on a whole other level.

Here’s the play:  Break a couple twenties so you have a fistful of ones, grab a seat on the rail and let the dancers come to you. These are the youngest, hottest dancers in Vegas, and one after another they get naked and put on an erotic spectacle that will have your heart exploding with joy.

After you’ve watched half-a-dozen or so, pick your favorite for a private dance. Prices start at $20/song, as all lap dances at Little Darlings take place in private rooms–not out on the main floor, as is common in the topless joints. And this is a nude lap dance. If you’re any kind of a lingerie fetishist and you want to be teased with a striptease, tell the dancer or she will get naked as soon as the song starts.

If you’re feeling like doing yourself a favor, spring for a private-bedroom show. Prices start at $125 for 15 minutes, then $250 for 30 minutes, or $400 for 60 minutes. There’s a no booze here, so there’s never an extra bar tab or bottle fee.

Must be 18+ to get in (with ID). Admission for locals who arrive in their own cars is $15. Out-of-towners’ admission is $35, but you can pay the locals’ price of $15 (a $20 savings) by showing the coupon on our home page below the top blog post.

To use the coupon, you must arrive in your own car or Little Darlings’ limo. (The coupon also entitles you to a 2-for-the-price-of-1 nude lap dance). Call 1.702.371.2181 to reserve Little Darlings’ free limo.

It’s Champagne Friday at the Sapphire Pool

In honor of Friday this week, Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) will be giving ladies free champagne from 4-6 pm. Sponsoring the party today are Captain Morgan, Bud Light, and Ciroc. Look for freebies and specials.

Sapphire’s Pool is open from noon to 6 pm every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The cover charge varies, generally from $20 to $30, depending on who’s hosting, who’s performing, and crowd conditions. (Locals are always free.)

Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

Saturday, June 27

Palomino Club – Destroying American Myths

Palomino Club Las Vegas Strippers

Lilith and Fiona Dance at
Palomino Club
Photo by Hew Burney

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only strip club in Vegas that has fully nude dancers and serves alcohol.

There’s a law in Vegas that says if a strip club serves booze, the dancers can be topless, but must leave their g-strings on. If no alcohol is served, then the dancers can get completely naked. This law is based on the myth that men can’t hold their liquor and see naked women at the same time without causing trouble.

Palomino Club has been proving that myth false since 1969. You will drink. You will see naked women. You will have fun with the naked women. And you will remain a gentlemen.

Drink prices at Palomino–$8 domestics and $6 drafts–are among the lowest of the Vegas strip clubs.

The VIP room is divided into small curtained private rooms for a fully nude one-on-one dance. There’s no extra bar tab or bottle fee in the VIP. Nude private shows can also be arranged with the dancers in the club’s theme rooms, which are large and comfortable. There is a bottle fee in these rooms.

To get free admission (a $30 savings) call 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo.

Note:  This club often gets packed, even on weeknights, so arrange for limo pick-up by 10:30 pm to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.

The Sapphire Comedy Hour (& Gentlemen’s Club)

If you’re an early bird on Saturday night, you might be interested in taking in the Sapphire Comedy Hour (show review) in their showroom. The headliner for tonight is Anderi Bailey. Hosted by Dat Dude Donnie Johnson. This show also features a burlesque dancer (Kalani Kokonuts), and a magician (Mon Dre). The $20 admission makes this the best comedy show deal in town. The show starts at 8 pm, and dinner is available during the show. This show (and the club) are couples-friendly.

After the show, you can walk right into the Sapphire strip club to enjoy the club’s gorgeous dancers and high-mileage topless lap dance scene. This is a great time to enter the club because a huge compliment of Sapphire’s hundreds of dancers will already be on the floor, but the majority of the customers don’t arrive till a bit later. If you like tits, you’ll be like a kid in a candy store.

On a typical Saturday night at Sapphire (club review / club website) you will see more tits in one place than you’ve ever seen before. With upwards of 400+ dancers on weekend nights, just walking through the place is a helluva show.

Sapphire’s package deals (buy online) offer excellent value. Not only do you get extra liquor value with their packages, plus free limo and admission, but you also get a line pass and a reserved VIP table. Those have real value at this club on weekend nights, when this place gets packed.

 

Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve the club limo. Sapphire will waive the $10 reservations fee if you purchase a 2-for-1 drink ticket–a no brainer.

Sapphire Pool and Day Club – Best Pool in Vegas

SapphirePool9This Saturday is “Hamptons in the Desert” day at the Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website).  Whatever the hell that means, they’ve got a lot of liquor company sponsors and that can’t be a bad thing. Beau Joie New Zealand, Yacht Club, and Red Stripe. Watch for free drinks and drink specials throughout the day.

The pool party runs from noon to 6 pm. The cover charge varies, usually from $20 to $30. Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

Babes 4th Anniversary

Babes (club review) is celebrating the 4th anniversary of its liquor license by having a drinking party. Makes sense. The Jose Cuervo models will be there, plus they’ll have $4 Jello shots, $4 Miller Fortune bottles, and free t-shirts.

Sunday, June 28

Deja Vu Showgirls – Gorgeous Dancers, Gentle Prices

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Savannah Dances at
Deja Vu Showgirls
Photo by Hew Burney

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) is a luxurious facility with great dancers, but has a very unVegaslike philosophy of going easy on the customers’ wallets. This tends to make everyone happy, as the low drink prices ($3 beers/wells, $6 calls, and $9 premiums/cocktails) leave the customers with more money to spend on lap dances and private shows with the club’s topless dancers.

(Those drink prices, incidentally, are good for both locals and out-of-state visitors alike, every night of the week.)

Of all the major topless clubs in Vegas, Deja Vu also has the best prices on private shows in Vegas.  Rates start at $150 for 15 minutes, or roughly the price of 10 minutes in the group VIP at the other major topless clubs.  And the high-mileage dances take place in an elegant room with a door you can close (your choice of bed or sofa).

Deja Vu’s $50 VIP drink & dance package (available online here) includes free round-trip limo transport from your hotel, free admission (a $35 savings), a reserved VIP table, $50 in booze, and a 2-for-1 (normally $20 each) couch dance voucher.

Out-of-staters can always get free admission (a $35 savings) plus a free drink by showing the coupon on the lower right sidebar of our homepage. To use the coupon you must arrive by the club limo or your own car. The coupon isn’t valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo. Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.

“Hip Hop vs House” at Sapphire Pool and Day Club

Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) is hosting a “Hip Hop vs House” music competition, with the best DJs in Vegas battling it out for the Grand Prize–the job of DJing the Red Bull Air Races in Las Vegas this October.

If you’re visiting Vegas from out of town and you plan to depart on Sunday, purchase your return flight ticket for late afternoon or early evening so you can spend an afternoon at the Sapphire Pool. If you call Sapphire at 1.702.869.0003 after you check out of your hotel,  they’ll send their limo for you, bring you to the Sapphire Pool for no charge, store your luggage, provide you with a locker where you can change clothes, and when you’re done partying at the pool, they’ll limo you and your luggage to the airport in time for your flight. The cost of this service: zip. (But do tip the limo drivers.)

The pool party runs from noon to 6 pm. This pool is where Sapphire’s dancers work on their tans. This is the only pool in Vegas (or anywhere) where you can get a VIP dance in-between your pina colada and your Margarita.

The pool party today is sponsored by Tito’s, Moet & Chandon, Minta, and Grand Marnier. Watch for lovely cocktail servers circulating with freebies and specials. Plus, locals enjoy an open vodka bar from noon – 2 pm.

Cheetahs Arena Football Party

If you’re an Arena Football fan, Cheetahs (club review) will be shuttling a group to the game on Sunday. The pregame party starts at Cheetahs at noon. Your $27 ticket pays for your admission to the 2 o’clock game plus transportation from  Cheetahs to the game and back. The post game party goes for 2 more hours at the club. You can get an open bar for $50.

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is sexy and fun–all amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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