A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Preview of Lilith and Fiona – TVO’s April Dancers of the Month

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancers

Lilith (Blonde) and Fiona (Brunette) in the Palomino Club Bedroom – You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet
Photo by Hew Burney

“Darling ima nightmare dressed like a daydream.” (Tattooed on Lilith’s upper thigh.)

Okay, gang, we’ve got a real treat in store for you in April when we’ll be featuring Lilith and Fiona, our first ever Duo Dancers of the Month gallery.

Former cam girls who now perform on stage nightly at Palomino Club (club review / club website), these girls are the kinkiest of our Dancers of the Month so far.

We’ve seen girl-on-girl shows at Vegas strip clubs before, but have you ever seen a girl-on-girl show at the top of a stripper pole?  How about in your lap?  Lilith and Fiona do one of the wildest acts I’ve seen on a strip club stage since Hunter S. Thompson was managing the Mitchell Brothers O’Farrell Theater in San Francisco in 1985.

TVO’s photographer extraordinaire, Hew Burney, first captured this duo acting up in Palomino’s hallway, then on stage, and finally got them into one of the club’s private bedrooms for a steamy set of pics that’ll make any bad day go away.

If you can’t wait until April, just head over to Palomino to see them live on stage, in the VIP, or in one of the club’s private theme rooms (and ask them about a two-girl show). Call 1.702.327.7258 for the free club limo (and free entry).
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Little Darlings Hangs Doors and Improves Deals on Their Private Bedrooms

Little Darlings Vegas Private VIP Room

Little Darlings Dancer Vallerina Estrella
in One of the Club’s Private Rooms

Little Darlings, a Vegas nude club (club review) that admits guys at age 18+, is offering new rates on private bedroom dances.

Plus, just this week the club has installed doors on all of its private bedrooms to take the rooms to max privacy for customers and dancers. [Note:  The club has since removed the doors.]

Here are the new deals:

15 minutes:  $125
30 minutes:  $250
60 minutes:  $400

All private dances are nude.  The regular lap dance price has remained the same as always at $20 per song.

Now, here’s the problem.  Although these are now the official dance prices at the club, I’ve been unable to find any dancers at Little Darlings who will actually accept these prices.

The reason is that the club takes a large chunk of the dancers’ private-show money (roughly 35%–the highest percentage of any strip club in Vegas as of this writing).  So, if you go to this club, you can expect a higher hustle factor than you will find at other Vegas strip clubs.

Little Darlings is a no-alcohol club.
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Deja Vu’s Great New Rates on 30- and 60-Minute Private Room Shows

Best Private Show Rates of the Major Vegas Topless Clubs

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review) has just improved the value on their private rooms. The rooms themselves are furnished with large comfortable couches, big enough to stretch out on, and all have doors you can close behind you to be alone with the dancer who’s entertaining you.

Last month, Deja Vu started offering 15-minute private shows for $150, with no additional bar tab.  That is roughly the same price other Vegas clubs charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP.  And to get into a totally private room in any other Vegas club, you have to purchase a minimum half-hour or hour at a substantially higher price, and pay an additional bottle fee.

Deja Vu’s 15-minutes-for-$150 offer has proven so popular with customers that the club has now revised its 30- and 60-minute private room rates, and here’s the deal:  a 30-minute private show is now only $250 (down from $325), and that includes a $50 bottle.  One hour is now only $500 (down from $650) and includes a $100 bottle.

So if you want to see if you really hit it off with a girl, you can go for the 15-minutes-for-$150 offer, and get unlimited repeats if you just don’t want the show to end.  But if you have found that girl who really turns you on, who’s exactly your type, you now have an excellent reason to treat yourself and take it slow.
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Should Lap Dancing Be Nevada’s Official State Dance?

The Fight Against the Powerful Square Dance Lobby!

Should This Be Nevada's State Dance?

Should This Be Nevada’s State Dance?

In the midst of uncountable budget shortfalls, environmental crises, runaway crime, high unemployment, a burgeoning homeless population and never-ending housing nightmares, it sure is a comfort to know that our courageous elected state officials are debating whether or not square dancing should be recognized as the official Nevada state dance.

Are the lawmakers in Nevada crazy?

Believe it or not, there’s a powerful square dance lobby in this country that does nothing but present bills to state legislators to make square dancing the official state dance everywhere, and in 24 states they’ve already succeeded. Nevada is one of the 22 states with no official state dance. The four states with dances other than the square dance as the official state dance are Hawaii (hula), Wisconsin (polka), and North Carolina and Kentucky (both clogging).

In an editorial at Reno News and Review, Brendan Trainor provides a slew of reasons why square dancing should not be Nevada’s state dance:

… how many square dances are there on a Friday night in Nevada, compared to other forms of dancing? Even Western line dancing is more popular than do-si-do-ing … did Nevada invent square dancing? Hardly … any time of day or night, in many establishments throughout our great state, there are more people—mostly women—pole dancing than square dancing. Perhaps the Legislature should proclaim pole dancing, or its closely related cousin, lap dancing, to be our Nevada State Dance.

Yes! Consider all the reasons why lap dancing would be the perfect official state dance for Nevada:

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Lap Dancing Gets My Vote!

♦ There are tens of thousands of women in Nevada who make a living from lap dancing. (How many make a living from square dancing?  Exactly.)

♦ There are hundreds of thousands of visitors to our state who come here specifically to enjoy our lap dancers. (How many tourists come here specifically to enjoy square dancing? See above.)

♦ Lap dancing is a cornerstone of Nevada’s economy, while square dancing is a hobby for a few old-timers.

♦ 24 other (boring) states already have square dancing as their official state dance. (We’re not like the other guys!)

♦ No other state would have the balls to make lap dancing its official state dance (which is why so many lap dancers from other states fly into Vegas every weekend).

This is not a Republican issue or a Democrat issue. This is an issue that should concern all Nevadans. Square dancing is embarrassing and looks silly. Lap dancing is erotic, fun, and makes life worth living.
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