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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Boomers Have Had More Sex than Millennials

Time magazine recently reported the results of a study of 33,000 people that was published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior. The study concludes that of all the generations currently alive in the US, the Baby Boomers have had the most sex.  (All Boomers reading this are smiling knowingly.)

Boomers have averaged 11 sex partners each as adults, while Millennials (born in the 80s and 90s) have averaged only eight sex partners as adults.  This despite the fact that, as the author of the study notes, “Millennials have never known a world where premarital sex was a taboo.”

The Boomers parents’ generation (born in the 20s), sometimes called the Greatest Generation (or at least that’s what they like to call themselves), averaged only two sex partners.

As a Boomer, I did grow up in a world where premarital sex was taboo. When I was in high school (1962-66), neither I, nor any of my friends to my knowledge, ever had sexual intercourse. Ever. Girls simply did not do it. Period.

So despite those three extra sex partners I’ve had as a Boomer that the average Millennial hasn’t had, I really can’t gloat. The fact is I envy the Millennials. I would gladly have traded my three extra tumbles in the hay as an adult for just a little bit of nookie in high school.
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Indie Film Shoots in Palomino Club

On the set of "Last Day of School" in Palomino Club Las Vegas

On the set of “Last Day of School” in one of Palomino Club’s Theme Rooms

Monday and Tuesday of this week, from 6 am till 3 pm, Palomino Club (club review / club website) had 15 dancers working–even though the club is officially closed at those hours. Also present was a film crew and a large cast of actors to film a scene for “Last Day of School,” an indie film being produced by David Saxe Productions.

last-day-of-school-4David Saxe is best known to TVO readers as the producer of the outrageous Zombie Burlesque (show review). Among the Palomino dancers who will appear in the film is Kimmy, TVO’s Dancer of the Month for December 2014, shown here on Palomino’s stage with one of the actors from the film.

The film is scheduled to be released in December of this year, though according to the Last Day of School Facebook Page, it may be shown locally at the Saxe Theater (in Planet Hollywood) sometime in August. We’ll keep you posted.
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This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, May 15

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Guest DJs today at the Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) are Naked Civilian and Jinx. On Fireball Fridays, poolside cocktail servers pour free Fireball shots for guests sporadically throughout the day.

The Sapphire Pool is open from noon to 6 pm every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. In years past, the cover charge has varied, generally from $20 to $30, depending on who’s hosting, who’s performing, and the crowd conditions.

Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003.  The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

Palomino Club – Liquor and Totally Nude Dancers

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Armani Dances at
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Photo by Hew Burney

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only nude club in town that serves alcohol. With $6 drafts all night long, Palomino’s drink prices are also among the lowest of the Vegas strip clubs.

On Friday nights you can expect to find 60+ top-end dancers, a dynamite nude stage show, and nude private show deals in the club’s private bedrooms, which are large and comfortable.

While there’s a bar tab in the club’s private theme rooms, there’s no extra bar tab or bottle fee in Palomino’s VIP room, which is divided up into small curtained private rooms. Palomino Club is one of the best strip club values in Vegas.

If you arrive by the club’s free limo you’ll get free admission (a $30 savings).  Call 1.702.327.7258 to reserve your ride.

Hustler’s Fuso Nightclub Grand Opening

Hustler Club (club review) has opened it’s new rooftop nightclub, Fuso. The Grand Opening is this weekend featuring local DJs Crystal Method on Friday night and Dirty Vegas on Saturday night.

Saturday, May 16

Deja Vu Showgirls – Best Private Room Prices in Vegas

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Savannah Dances at
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Photo by Hew Burney

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) is always jumping on Saturday nights. This club has the best private room prices of all the major topless clubs in Vegas, starting at $150 for 15 minutes alone with a dancer in an elegant private room with a door you can close (your choice of bed or sofa).  Longer private-room shows are $250 for 30 minutes (includes a mini-bottle of champagne) or $500 for an hour (includes a bottle of champagne).

The club also recently added a new $50 VIP Admission drink & dance package (available online here) that includes free round-trip limo transport from your hotel, free admission (a $35 savings), a reserved VIP table, $50 in booze, and a 2-for-1 (normally $20 each) couch dance voucher.

Out-of-staters can get free admission (a $35 savings) plus a free drink by showing the coupon on the lower right sidebar of our homepage. To use the coupon you must arrive by the club limo or your own car.  The coupon isn’t valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo. 

Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo. (NV residents: Get your Deja Vu locals’ card for $3 drinks and $69 bottles every night.)

“Selfie Saturday” at Sapphire Pool & Day Club

Every Saturday at Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) is “Selfie Saturday,” which means that if you take a selfie at the pool and post it to a social media page, just show the pic to a bartender or cocktail waitress and you’ll get a free shot on the house.

The party runs from noon to 6 pm. The cover charge here varies, usually from $20 to $30. Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003.  The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

Sapphire Comedy Hour (and Lap Dances after the Show)

The feature acts for the Sapphire Comedy Hour tonight are Diaz Mackie, Mike Szalla, and Meech Dog. This show also features a knockout burlesque dancer (Kalani Kokonuts), and a magician (Mon Dre). The admission is $20–the best comedy show deal in town. Dinner is available during the show.

After the show, you can go right into the Sapphire strip club (club review / club website) to enjoy the club’s renowned gorgeous dancers and high-mileage lap dances.

Sapphire offers excellent value in their package deals (buy online).  Not only do you get extra liquor value with their packages, plus free limo and admission, but you also get a line pass and a reserved VIP table.  Those have real value at this club, which gets packed.

Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve the club limo. The club will waive the $10 reservations fee if you purchase a 2-for-1 drink ticket.

Sunday, May 17

Panties Auction at Little Darlings

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Serenity Dances Nude at
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Photo by Hew Burney

It’s Lingerie Night at Little Darlings (club review / club website) and that means the cocktail servers wear sexy lingerie and some time after midnight their panties (yes, the panties they’ve been wearing all night!) get auctioned off to the highest bidder.

The Sunday night I went had a light crowd, so the club decided to give the panties away to volunteers from the audience rather than to auction them off.  One way or another, the waitresses’ panties are coming off and going home with someone in the audience. You can read my review of the event here.

Little Darlings has the best deals on private-room shows in Vegas, starting at $125 for 15 minutes.  That’s for a nude private show in one of the club’s bedrooms.

Call 1.702.371.2181 to reserve Little Darlings’ free limo. Admission for locals who arrive by their own cars is $15. Out-of-towners’ admission is usually $35, but you can get in for the locals’ price of $15 (a $20 savings) by showing the coupon on our home page below the top blog post.

To use the coupon, you must arrive in your own car or Little Darlings’ limo. (The coupon also entitles you to a 2-for-the-price-of-1 nude lap dance).

“Departure Sunday” at Sapphire Pool and Day Club

If you’re catching a flight home from Vegas today, Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) has a special deal for Vegas visitors who depart on Sunday.

After you check out of your hotel, call Sapphire at 1.702.869.0003 and they’ll send their limo for you, bring you to the Sapphire Pool for no charge, store your luggage, provide you with a locker where you can change clothes, and when you’re done partying at the pool, they’ll limo you and your luggage to the airport in time for your flight. The cost of this service: zip. The pool party runs from noon to 6 pm and it sure as hell beats sitting around an airport all afternoon.

Sundays at Gilley’s – Bikini Bull-Riding

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island).  The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is sexy and fun–all amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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9 1/2 Years Behind the Green Door (Reviewed)

greendoorbookI recently discovered a book about San Francisco’s notorious Mitchell Brothers and their O’Farrell Theater.  The book, 9 1/2 Years Behind the Green Door by Simone Corday, is one wild read.

From 1981 through 1989, Corday was a dancer at the O’Farrell Theater in San Francisco. I wrote about this club in my article, “The Birth of Lap Dancing,” where I also lamented that Hunter S. Thompson’s novel about the Mitchell Brothers was never published.

I’m glad Corday stepped in where Thompson feared to tread. 9 1/2 Years Behind the Green Door is gonzo journalism at its finest. Simone Corday was Artie Mitchell’s lover for ten years so her perspective on these crazy years is unique and right in the middle of the action.

In the 1970s and 80s, the O’Farrell Theater forged the path taken by most gentlemen’s clubs today. The Mitchell Brothers dancers literally invented lap dancing in the mid-70s, and took the art of striptease on stage to heights undreamed of by the burlesque dancers who came before them.

The O’Farrell Theater was the first strip club where dancers went out into the audience to collect tips, the first club with “private rooms” where the shows were more intimate and touching was encouraged, the first club where dancers became independent contractors and had to pay “stage fees” to perform.

Simone Corday takes us inside the dancers’ dressing room, and inside the dancers’ lives. But she mostly takes you inside her own life, as she discusses how she got into nude dancing and how she felt about performing, her opinions on the other dancers she worked with, the club personnel, and the customers. She’s painfully honest.
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