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Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, June 19

Deja Vu Showgirls – Vegas’ Best-Kept Secret

Deja Vu Vegas Dancer Kaz

Kaz Monet Dances at
Deja Vu Showgirls
Photo by Hew Burney

Vegas strip clubs have an international reputation for being luxurious facilities with great dancers that are just too damn expensive. So let me hip you to Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website), which is a luxurious facility with great dancers, but is easy on your wallet.

Deja Vu Showgirls in Vegas now has a liquor license and a full bar and the best drink deals of any topless club in Vegas. With $3 beers/wells, $6 calls, and $9 premiums/cocktails, you’ll have more money to spend on lap dances and private shows with the club’s delectable young dancers.

And these deals are good for both locals and out-of-state visitors alike, every night of the week.

Plus, if you’re looking for the best private dance value of all the major topless clubs in Vegas, Deja Vu is winner again.  Rates for a private dance start at $150 for 15 minutes, or roughly the price of 10 minutes in the group VIP at the other major topless clubs.  And the high-mileage dances take place in an elegant room with a door you can close (your choice of bed or sofa).

Deja Vu’s $50 VIP drink & dance package (available online here) includes free round-trip limo transport from your hotel, free admission (a $35 savings), a reserved VIP table, $50 in booze, and a 2-for-1 (normally $20 each) couch dance voucher.

Out-of-staters can always get free admission (a $35 savings) plus a free drink by showing the coupon on the lower right sidebar of our homepage. To use the coupon you must arrive by the club limo or your own car. The coupon isn’t valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo. Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.

Free Champagne for the Ladies at the Sapphire Pool

It’s Champagne Friday at Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website), and that means ladies get free champagne from 4-6 pm. Sponsoring Friday this week are Ketel One Vodka and Red Stripe Jamaican Beer, so watch for the bikini-clad cocktail girls circulating with freebies and specials.

Sapphire’s Pool is open from noon to 6 pm every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The cover charge varies, generally from $20 to $30, depending on who’s hosting, who’s performing, and crowd conditions. (Locals are always free.)

Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

Saturday, June 20

Palomino Club – Full Nude, Full Bar, Full House

LaDonna Dances at Palomino ClubPhoto by Hew Burney

LaDonna Dances at Palomino Club
Photo by Miles Long®

There’s a reason why Palomino Club (club review / club website) is always packed on the weekends. With 60 – 80 of the sexiest dancers in Vegas, the fully nude stage show is as good as it gets in this town.

Palomino is the only fully nude club in Vegas that serves alcohol. With $8 domestics and $6 drafts, drink prices here are also among the lowest of the Vegas strip clubs.

You can also get nude private shows in the club’s theme rooms, which are large and comfortable. There’s a bottle fee in these rooms, but there’s no extra bar tab in the VIP room, which is divided up into small curtained private rooms. Palomino is one of the best strip club values in Vegas.

Take the club’s free limo to get free admission (a $30 savings). Call 1.702.327.7258 to reserve your ride.

Note:  This club often gets packed, even on weeknights, so arrange for limo pick-up by 10:30 pm to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.

Sapphire – World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club


Felicia is a Sapphire Gem

On a typical Saturday night at Sapphire (club review / club website) you will see more tits in one place than you’ve ever seen before. With upwards of 400+ dancers on weekend nights, just walking through the place is a helluva show.

Sapphire’s package deals (buy online) offer excellent value. Not only do you get extra liquor value with their packages, plus free limo and admission, but you also get a line pass and a reserved VIP table. Those have real value at this club on weekend nights, when this place gets packed.

If you’re an early bird on Saturday night, you might be interested in taking in the club’s Comedy Hour in their showroom. The feature performers for the Sapphire Comedy Hour (show review) tonight are Angie Krum and Bobby Hill. This show also features a burlesque dancer (Kalani Kokonuts), and a magician (Mon Dre). The $20 admission makes this the best comedy show deal in town. The show starts at 8 pm, and dinner is available during the show. This show (and the club) are couples-friendly.

After the show (9 – 9:30), you can walk right into the Sapphire strip club to enjoy the club’s gorgeous dancers and high-mileage topless lap dance scene. This is a great time to enter the gentlemen’s club because a huge compliment of Sapphire’s hundreds of dancers will already be on the floor, but the majority of the customers don’t arrive till a bit later. If you like tits, you’ll be like a kid in a candy store.

Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve the club limo. Sapphire will waive the $10 reservations fee if you purchase a 2-for-1 drink ticket–a no brainer.

LV Bikini Classic Round Five at the Sapphire Pool

This Saturday is Round Five (the last preliminary round until the July 4 Finals) of the Sapphire Pool and Day Club’s (pool review / pool website) “Las Vegas Bikini Classic” competition.  There are twelve models in today’s battle of the bodies. Four will be chosen to move on to the Finals.

Today’s sponsors are Grey Goose Le Melon and Heineken beer. Watch for free drinks and drink specials throughout the day.

The Sapphire pool party runs from noon to 6 pm. The cover charge here varies, usually from $20 to $30. Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

Sunday, June 21

Sunday is Lingerie Night at Little Darlings

Little Darlings Vegas Private VIP Room

Little Darlings Dancer Vallerina Estrella in One of the Club’s Private Bedrooms
Photo by Hew Burney

On Lingerie Night at Little Darlings (club review / club website) the cocktail servers wear sexy black lingerie throughout the evening.

Little Darlings has the best deals on nude, high-mileage private-bedroom shows in Vegas, starting at $125 for 15 minutes (or $250 for 30 minutes, or $400 for 60 minutes). This is a no-alcohol club, so there are never any  extra bar tabs or bottle fees.

You only have to be 18+ to get in (must show ID), and the dancers also only have to be 18+ (and many are under 21).  This is another club with a first-rate nude stage show.  You’ll find 60 to 80 young and beautiful dancers at this club at peak hours.

Call 1.702.371.2181 to reserve Little Darlings’ free limo. Admission for locals who arrive by their own cars is $15. Out-of-towners’ admission is usually $35, but you can get in for the locals’ price of $15 (a $20 savings) by showing the coupon on our home page below the top blog post.

To use the coupon, you must arrive in your own car or Little Darlings’ limo. (The coupon also entitles you to a 2-for-the-price-of-1 nude lap dance).

“Departure Sunday” at Sapphire Pool and Day Club

Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) has a special deal for Vegas visitors who depart on Sunday. If you call Sapphire at 1.702.869.0003 after you check out of your hotel,  they’ll send their limo for you, bring you to the Sapphire Pool for no charge, store your luggage, provide you with a locker where you can change clothes, and when you’re done partying at the pool, they’ll limo you and your luggage to the airport in time for your flight. The cost of this service: zip. (But do tip the limo drivers.)

The pool party runs from noon to 6 pm and it sure as hell beats sitting around McCarran airport all afternoon. Let me point out that this pool is where Sapphire’s topless dancers work on their tans. If you like a dancer’s tan a whole lot, you can take her into the VIP room in the adjacent club through a back-door entrance to enjoy her close-up. This is the only pool in Vegas (or anywhere) where you can get a VIP dance in-between your pina colada and your Margarita.

The pool party today is sponsored by Patron. Watch for lovely cocktail servers circulating with freebies and specials. Plus, locals enjoy an open vodka bar from noon – 2 pm.

Sundays at Gilley’s – Bikini Bull-Riding

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is sexy and fun–all amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.

It’s Amateur Night at Little Darlings

LD AdWednesday is Amateur Night at Little Darlings (club review). That means girls 18+ will be showing up and dancing on stage to try and win some of the $500 in prize money and/or get a job working as a dancer at the club.

I used to go to Little Darlings’ amateur nights regularly because these can be fun shows (you never know what’s going to happen). Contest winners are chosen by audience applause and the contestants tend to try hard.

But I must confess it’s been quite a few months since I’ve been to one if these events, because they often don’t actually happen. This might not be a bad time to try again, since the club has been in the news so much the past few weeks with their advertising campaign to attract the new crop of 18-year-old high school graduates. (See “Little Darlings – Because a Mind Is Terrible Thing to Waste (and so is a Body.”)

The contest never starts until after midnight and often more like 1:00 or 1:30, but show up earlier if you want a good seat on the rail.

Age 18+. No alcohol. Cover is $35 for out-of-towners (locals $15).

It’s $2 Tuesday at Deja Vu Showgirls

Best Drink Deal of the Major Vegas Topless Clubs

It’s “You-Call-It Tuesday” at Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) and that means all drinks (all beers, domestic and imported, all well drinks, and all call drinks) are just two bucks each all night long. (Super premium liquors, champagnes and wines are excluded.)

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer Savannah

Photo by Hew Burney

One of the nicest things about this deal is that it’s for all customers, not just locals. If you’re visiting Vegas from out of town, you’ll find no better value on drinks tonight–and especially not in a major Vegas strip club.

But the really nice thing about this deal is that while you’re getting hammered on the good stuff you can enjoy Deja Vu’s sexy topless dancers, like Savannah (at left) who was our Dancer of the Month in May.

Plus, you can get a high-mileage private-room dance at Deja Vu starting at 15 minutes for $150, or about the same price as a 10-minute lap dance in the group VIP at the other major topless clubs. And there’s no extra bar tab or bottle fee. Private dances at Deja Vu take place in a large comfortable room with your choice of couch or bed and a door you can close.

Deja Vu Showgirls is always couples- and female-friendly.  The cover charge is $35 for customers from out of state, but you get free admission, plus a free drink, if you show the coupon in the right sidebar of this page and you arrive at the club by the club’s free limo.

Call 1.702.366.1633 to reserve your free ride.

Free Sex All Summer Long at Austrian Brothel

austrian-brothelAccording to, the Pascha Brothel in Salzburg, Austria, is advertising a Summer Special that includes free entry, free drinks, and free sex.

Hermann Muller, proprietor of Pascha and other legal brothels in Austria and Germany, says he is making the offer in protest of Austria’s high taxes on brothels, which he claims makes it difficult for him to compete with illegal brothels and streetwalkers.

Muller said he will compensate the prostitutes who work at Pascha out of his own pocket–approximately $12,000 per month–and says he will fund the Pascha special from the profits of his other brothels.

Muller expects the free entry/free drink/free sex deal to last about eight weeks. There is now a long line of men who wait for many hours to get into Pascha.

In my opinion, it’s about time the Nevada brothels started protesting the high brothel taxes in this state. That seems like something Dennis Hof could get behind. I’ll let you know when it happens.