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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Federal Court Allows Cheetahs’ (San Diego) Lawsuit to Go Forward

We’ve been reporting on the shameful activities of the San Diego police with regards to their harassment of dancers at Cheetahs in San Diego for more than a year now.

Here’s a refresher on the basic facts: The police conducted two raids on the club last year with no probable cause. In the first raid, the dancers were held in the dressing room against their will and were forced to submit to being photographed (full body) by the cops, ostensibly so that the cops would have pics of all their tattoos in case any of them ever committed any crimes. None of the dancers were actually under investigation for any crimes. The club itself was also searched and had records confiscated.

When the dancers and Cheetahs filed lawsuits against the city for conducting the illegal search, the Neanderthals in the city government retaliated by revoking the club’s license and filed a motion with the court to have the lawsuit filed by Cheetahs thrown out.

Now, at long last, the U.S. District Court in Southern California has ruled in favor of Cheetahs, allowing the club’s suit against the city to go forward. The Court cited both the Fourth and Fourteenth Amendments to the U.S. Constitution in its decision to deny the city’s motion to have Cheetahs’ lawsuit dismissed.

You can read the Court’s full decision here.

For earlier articles on this dispute, see:

“Former San Diego Vice Cop Weighs in on Harassment of Strip Clubs”

“San Diego Revokes License of Strip Club Whose Dancers Sued Cops”

“San Diego Strippers $1.5 Million Suit”

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Stratosphere’s Toptional Radius Pool on a Hot July Afternoon

radius-stratI’ve updated my review of Stratosphere’s top-optional Radius Pool.

I love the renovation and there was a good party crowd. Unfortunately, because there’s a cover charge for anyone who’s not a hotel guest of the Stratosphere, the pool doesn’t attract locals, which means the local strippers don’t show up, and you may not see a nipple, despite the toptional policy.

Read my full review for complete details, prices, food options, etc.
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Crazy Girls (and Bronze Sculpture) Now at Planet Hollywood

crazy-girls-statueIn May of this year (2015), after 27 years at the Riviera, Crazy Girls (show review) relocated to Planet Hollywood. This move was due to the closing of the Riviera Hotel and Casino.

Now, according to the Las Vegas Sun, the infamous bronze butts sculpture of the Crazy Girls dancers will be moved to Planet Hollywood as well.  The sculpture is scheduled for installation on the casino floor on Monday, completing the show’s move to its new home.

I have not seen the show in its new location yet, though I have heard that it’s gone through another update. I’ll update my review soon.
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This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, July 24

Go See TVO’s Dancer of the Month Tonight at Palomino Club

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Kaymarie Dances at
Palomino Club
Photo by Hew Burney

If you haven’t yet seen Kaymarie (aka LaDonna) naked, this might be a good night for you to head over to Palomino Club (club review / club website). Palomino is the only strip club in Vegas where you can watch nude dancers while you drink anything stronger than Dr. Pepper. Kaymarie is our July Dancer of the Month and she is one of the sights you don’t want to miss while you’re in Vegas.

Palomino’s drink prices are among the best values you’ll find in the Vegas strip clubs. Domestic beers are $8 and drafts are $6 (while most Vegas strip clubs charge a minimum of $10+ for drinks).

Palomino’s VIP room is divided into small curtained private rooms for a fully nude one-on-one private show. 3 songs/100, 30 min/250, 60 min/450, and there’s no extra bar tab or bottle fee in the VIP. Nude private shows can also be arranged in the club’s lavish theme rooms located upstairs.

You can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo.

Note:  This club often gets packed, even on weeknights, so arrange for limo pick-up by 10-10:30 pm to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.

It’s Champagne Friday at Sapphire Pool & Day Club

Sapphire Pool and Day Club

Pic stolen from
Sapphire Pool & Day Club Facebook

And that means free champagne for the ladies from 4-6 pm (and this pool is always more fun when the topless girls get juiced up).

Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey is sponsoring the party today at the Sapphire Pool (pool review / pool website). The weatherman says it’ll be a 102°F on Friday afternoon–a bit chilly for Vegas–sort of like winter in July–but a good temp for catching some rays and splashing around in the sunshine.

The Sapphire dancers work on their tans here on nice days like this, which makes this the only pool in Vegas where you can get a VIP dance from a topless bathing beauty in-between your Fireball shot and your mango mojito.

Sapphire’s Pool is open from noon to 6 pm every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The cover charge varies, generally from $20 to $30, depending on who’s hosting, who’s performing, and crowd conditions. (Locals are always free.)

Call Sapphire for their free limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

Saturday, July 25

Deja Vu Showgirls

deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Shelby Sparks Dances at
Deja Vu Showgirls
Photo by Hew Burney

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) has the best drink deals going among the Vegas topless clubs. With all drinks (including all beer–domestics and imports, all well drinks, and all call drinks) priced at $3, Deja Vu is bucking the Vegas trend.

This is a good night to catch TVO’s August Dancer of the Month, Shelby Sparks, especially if you won’t be in town next month when we post her sizzling photo set.

Private room prices at Deja Vu start at $150 for 15 minutes, with no extra bar tab or bottle fee. These are elegant rooms with your choice of bed or sofa and a door you can close.

The $50 VIP drink & dance package (available online here) includes free round-trip limo transport from your hotel, free admission (a $35 savings), a reserved VIP table, $50 in booze, and a 2-for-1 (normally $20 each) couch dance voucher.

Out-of-staters can always get free admission to Deja Vu (a $35 savings) plus your first drink on the house by showing the coupon on the lower right sidebar of our homepage. To use the coupon you must arrive by the club limo or your own car. The coupon isn’t valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo. Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.

Sapphire Comedy Hour

The $20 admission charge makes this the best comedy show deal in Vegas, where the casino showroom cover charges tend to be more in the $50 – $100 range. The Sapphire Comedy Hour starts at 8 pm, and dinner is available during the show. This show (and the club) are couples-friendly.

Because this is a strip club, expect the jokes to be risque, sometimes even raunchy, and the comics love this venue for trying out new material. The feature performers tonight are Boss Da Comedian, Mario Saenz, and Aldo Juliano. The show also features two burlesque dancers–Kalani Kokonuts and Ms. Redd, plus magician Mon Dre.

When the show’s over, you’ll exit the showroom right into the Sapphire strip club (club review / club website) where you can enjoy the club’s gorgeous dancers and high-mileage topless lap dance scene.

Sapphire’s package deals (buy online) offer excellent value. Not only do you get extra liquor value with their packages, plus free limo and admission, but you also get a line pass and a reserved VIP table. Those have real value at this club on weekend nights, when this place gets packed.

Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve the club limo. Sapphire will waive the $10 reservations fee if you purchase a 2-for-1 drink ticket–a no brainer.

Sapphire Pool and Day Club – Selfie Saturday

Take a selfie, take a shot! (Just be sure to show one of the bartenders or waitresses that you posted your selfie on social media to get your free shot.) At Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website), sponsors today are Belvedere, Moet, Grand Marnier, Minta, and Heineken. DJ JNice will keep the beats pumping.

The pool party runs from noon to 6 pm. The cover charge for the pool varies, usually from $20 to $30. (Locals always free.) Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

Burlesque at the Boom Boom Room

Kalani Kokonuts headlines the show tonight (which is weird because she’s also stripping at Sapphire Comedy Hour tonight! This girl gets around!) Also on the bill are Valerie Stunning, Amber DeVille, Roxy Rouge, Miss Karla Joy, La Rosa Muerta, Kerri n’ Fuego, Ophelia Pearl, Mellons Collie, and Zosa Pistola, with stage kitten Reni Flux and emcee Blanche DeBris.

Doors at 8:30, show at 9:00, tix $20 and $25. Must be 21+. Boomer’s Bar, 3200 Sirius Ave, Las Vegas.

Twisted Cherry Burlesque

Two burlesque shows in one night! The Twisted Cherry Burlesque company (see review) used to perform at the Onyx Theater, but they’ve moved to Haven Craft, a venue I’m unfamiliar with. Tonight’s show features Jack O’Hartz, Flora Fatal, Veronica Manhattan, Jeffery Xerxes Brice, Evil Emvy, and Dave Johnson.

Show at 9:00, tix $25 at the door (price includes open bar!). Must be 21+. Haven Craft, 1406 South Third St, Las Vegas.

Sunday, July 26

Lingerie Night at Little Darlings

Little Darlings Las Vegas Dancer

Serenity Dances at
Little Darlings
Photo by Hew Burney

Little Darlings (club review / club website) has long been one of my favorite Vegas strip clubs for two reasons–one of the best stage shows you’ll see anywhere, and some of the hottest dancers you’ll see anywhere. Serenity (at right) is worth the price of admission alone. (See Hew Burney’s gallery of Serenity, TVO’s June Dancer of the Month.)

There’s no-alcohol served, so the dancers get fully nude for both the stage show and for the lap dances and private shows. Customers must be 18+ (with ID). Dancers are also 18+. On Sunday nights the waitresses wear sexy black lingerie.

All lap dances at Little Darlings take place in private rooms rather than out on the main floor. Prices start at $20/song. Private-bedroom shows are $125 for 15 minutes, $250 for 30 minutes, and $400 for 60 minutes. And since there’s no booze here, there’s never an extra bar tab or bottle fee.

Admission for locals who arrive in their own cars is $15.

Out-of-towners’ admission is $35, but you can pay the locals’ price of $15 (a $20 savings) by showing the coupon on our home page below the top blog post. To use the coupon, you must arrive in your own car or Little Darlings’ limo. (The coupon also entitles you to a 2-for-the-price-of-1 nude lap dance). Call 1.702.371.2181 to reserve Little Darlings’ free limo.

Sapphire Pool’s Special Deal for Departing Visitors

Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) is sponsored by Yacht Club Vodka, VOCO, and Beau Joie today. Watch for the cocktail servers circulating with freebies and specials. The party runs from noon to 6 pm.

If you’re a Nevada resident, go early. There’s an open bar for locals from noon to 2 pm.

If you’re visiting Vegas from out of town and you plan to depart on Sunday, purchase your return flight ticket for late afternoon or early evening so you can spend an afternoon at the Sapphire Pool–a great way to wind up your Vegas vacation.

If you call Sapphire at 1.702.869.0003 after you check out of your hotel, they’ll transport you to the Sapphire Pool in their free club limo, store your luggage, provide you with a locker where you can change clothes, and when you’re done partying at the pool, they’ll limo you and your luggage to the airport in time for your flight. The cost of this service: zip. (But do tip the limo drivers.)

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is sexy and fun–all amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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