Friday, July 24
Go See TVO’s Dancer of the Month Tonight at Palomino Club
Kaymarie Dances at
Photo by Hew Burney
If you haven’t yet seen Kaymarie (aka LaDonna) naked, this might be a good night for you to head over to Palomino Club (club review / club website). Palomino is the only strip club in Vegas where you can watch nude dancers while you drink anything stronger than Dr. Pepper. Kaymarie is our July Dancer of the Month and she is one of the sights you don’t want to miss while you’re in Vegas.
Palomino’s drink prices are among the best values you’ll find in the Vegas strip clubs. Domestic beers are $8 and drafts are $6 (while most Vegas strip clubs charge a minimum of $10+ for drinks).
Palomino’s VIP room is divided into small curtained private rooms for a fully nude one-on-one private show. 3 songs/100, 30 min/250, 60 min/450, and there’s no extra bar tab or bottle fee in the VIP. Nude private shows can also be arranged in the club’s lavish theme rooms located upstairs.
You can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo.
Note: This club often gets packed, even on weeknights, so arrange for limo pick-up by 10-10:30 pm to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.
It’s Champagne Friday at Sapphire Pool & Day Club
Pic stolen from
Sapphire Pool & Day Club Facebook
And that means free champagne for the ladies from 4-6 pm (and this pool is always more fun when the topless girls get juiced up).
Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey is sponsoring the party today at the Sapphire Pool (pool review / pool website). The weatherman says it’ll be a 102°F on Friday afternoon–a bit chilly for Vegas–sort of like winter in July–but a good temp for catching some rays and splashing around in the sunshine.
The Sapphire dancers work on their tans here on nice days like this, which makes this the only pool in Vegas where you can get a VIP dance from a topless bathing beauty in-between your Fireball shot and your mango mojito.
Sapphire’s Pool is open from noon to 6 pm every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The cover charge varies, generally from $20 to $30, depending on who’s hosting, who’s performing, and crowd conditions. (Locals are always free.)
Call Sapphire for their free limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).
Saturday, July 25
Deja Vu Showgirls
Shelby Sparks Dances at
Deja Vu Showgirls
Photo by Hew Burney
Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) has the best drink deals going among the Vegas topless clubs. With all drinks (including all beer–domestics and imports, all well drinks, and all call drinks) priced at $3, Deja Vu is bucking the Vegas trend.
This is a good night to catch TVO’s August Dancer of the Month, Shelby Sparks, especially if you won’t be in town next month when we post her sizzling photo set.
Private room prices at Deja Vu start at $150 for 15 minutes, with no extra bar tab or bottle fee. These are elegant rooms with your choice of bed or sofa and a door you can close.
The $50 VIP drink & dance package (available online here) includes free round-trip limo transport from your hotel, free admission (a $35 savings), a reserved VIP table, $50 in booze, and a 2-for-1 (normally $20 each) couch dance voucher.
Out-of-staters can always get free admission to Deja Vu (a $35 savings) plus your first drink on the house by showing the coupon on the lower right sidebar of our homepage. To use the coupon you must arrive by the club limo or your own car. The coupon isn’t valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo. Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.
Sapphire Comedy Hour
The $20 admission charge makes this the best comedy show deal in Vegas, where the casino showroom cover charges tend to be more in the $50 – $100 range. The Sapphire Comedy Hour starts at 8 pm, and dinner is available during the show. This show (and the club) are couples-friendly.
Because this is a strip club, expect the jokes to be risque, sometimes even raunchy, and the comics love this venue for trying out new material. The feature performers tonight are Boss Da Comedian, Mario Saenz, and Aldo Juliano. The show also features two burlesque dancers–Kalani Kokonuts and Ms. Redd, plus magician Mon Dre.
When the show’s over, you’ll exit the showroom right into the Sapphire strip club (club review / club website) where you can enjoy the club’s gorgeous dancers and high-mileage topless lap dance scene.
Sapphire’s package deals (buy online) offer excellent value. Not only do you get extra liquor value with their packages, plus free limo and admission, but you also get a line pass and a reserved VIP table. Those have real value at this club on weekend nights, when this place gets packed.
Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve the club limo. Sapphire will waive the $10 reservations fee if you purchase a 2-for-1 drink ticket–a no brainer.
Sapphire Pool and Day Club – Selfie Saturday
Take a selfie, take a shot! (Just be sure to show one of the bartenders or waitresses that you posted your selfie on social media to get your free shot.) At Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website), sponsors today are Belvedere, Moet, Grand Marnier, Minta, and Heineken. DJ JNice will keep the beats pumping.
The pool party runs from noon to 6 pm. The cover charge for the pool varies, usually from $20 to $30. (Locals always free.) Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).
Burlesque at the Boom Boom Room
Kalani Kokonuts headlines the show tonight (which is weird because she’s also stripping at Sapphire Comedy Hour tonight! This girl gets around!) Also on the bill are Valerie Stunning, Amber DeVille, Roxy Rouge, Miss Karla Joy, La Rosa Muerta, Kerri n’ Fuego, Ophelia Pearl, Mellons Collie, and Zosa Pistola, with stage kitten Reni Flux and emcee Blanche DeBris.
Doors at 8:30, show at 9:00, tix $20 and $25. Must be 21+. Boomer’s Bar, 3200 Sirius Ave, Las Vegas.
Twisted Cherry Burlesque
Two burlesque shows in one night! The Twisted Cherry Burlesque company (see review) used to perform at the Onyx Theater, but they’ve moved to Haven Craft, a venue I’m unfamiliar with. Tonight’s show features Jack O’Hartz, Flora Fatal, Veronica Manhattan, Jeffery Xerxes Brice, Evil Emvy, and Dave Johnson.
Show at 9:00, tix $25 at the door (price includes open bar!). Must be 21+. Haven Craft, 1406 South Third St, Las Vegas.
Sunday, July 26
Lingerie Night at Little Darlings
Serenity Dances at
Photo by Hew Burney
Little Darlings (club review / club website) has long been one of my favorite Vegas strip clubs for two reasons–one of the best stage shows you’ll see anywhere, and some of the hottest dancers you’ll see anywhere. Serenity (at right) is worth the price of admission alone. (See Hew Burney’s gallery of Serenity, TVO’s June Dancer of the Month.)
There’s no-alcohol served, so the dancers get fully nude for both the stage show and for the lap dances and private shows. Customers must be 18+ (with ID). Dancers are also 18+. On Sunday nights the waitresses wear sexy black lingerie.
All lap dances at Little Darlings take place in private rooms rather than out on the main floor. Prices start at $20/song. Private-bedroom shows are $125 for 15 minutes, $250 for 30 minutes, and $400 for 60 minutes. And since there’s no booze here, there’s never an extra bar tab or bottle fee.
Admission for locals who arrive in their own cars is $15.
Out-of-towners’ admission is $35, but you can pay the locals’ price of $15 (a $20 savings) by showing the coupon on our home page below the top blog post. To use the coupon, you must arrive in your own car or Little Darlings’ limo. (The coupon also entitles you to a 2-for-the-price-of-1 nude lap dance). Call 1.702.371.2181 to reserve Little Darlings’ free limo.
Sapphire Pool’s Special Deal for Departing Visitors
Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) is sponsored by Yacht Club Vodka, VOCO, and Beau Joie today. Watch for the cocktail servers circulating with freebies and specials. The party runs from noon to 6 pm.
If you’re a Nevada resident, go early. There’s an open bar for locals from noon to 2 pm.
If you’re visiting Vegas from out of town and you plan to depart on Sunday, purchase your return flight ticket for late afternoon or early evening so you can spend an afternoon at the Sapphire Pool–a great way to wind up your Vegas vacation.
If you call Sapphire at 1.702.869.0003 after you check out of your hotel, they’ll transport you to the Sapphire Pool in their free club limo, store your luggage, provide you with a locker where you can change clothes, and when you’re done partying at the pool, they’ll limo you and your luggage to the airport in time for your flight. The cost of this service: zip. (But do tip the limo drivers.)
Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s
If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is sexy and fun–all amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.