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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Nina Hartley as Hillary Clinton in New Porn Parody

Nina Hartley

Nina Hartley at 2015 AVN Expo
Photo by Hew Burney

Nina Hartley, adult film actress, director, and sex-positive feminist, will soon be portraying Hillary Clinton in an as-yet-unnamed porn film that will parody the 2016 presidential election.

This will be the fourth time Hartley has portrayed Hillary, the first time being in the 2008  Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? In 2014, she played Hillary in the lesbian film, Between the Headlines. That film also had porn actresses portraying Michelle Obama, Fox News’ Megan Kelly, and MSNBC’s news anchor, Rachel Maddow.

Hartley, at 56, is one of the oldest active adult film actresses in the business, but she’s still got it. She got her start as a dancer at the Mitchell Brothers’ O’Farrell Theater in San Francisco in 1982, when the theater was at its wildest. (I saw her dance there.)

She starred in her first film, Educating Nina, in 1984. The film was directed by Juliet Anderson, one of the first female porn film directors.

Porn is doing the best social satire out there in these repressive, NSA-spying times.

The storyline of Hartley’s new film (I’m guessing) will be about what else Hillary is willing to do for a $10 million donation to the Clinton Foundation.
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Sapphire’s Annual Poker and Golf Tournaments

Your Chance to Play Poker With a Sapphire Dancer

sapphire-golfIf you haven’t yet registered for Sapphire’s annual Poker and Golf events, time is getting short. The golf tournament, especially, will likely sell out soon. These events are sponsored by the Sapphire Foundation for Prostate Cancer. Past events have raised $1.5 million.

The poker tournament is at Sapphire (club review / club website) on Sunday, June 7. The event begins at 6 pm with a cocktail party and Poker Workshop in the Sapphire Showroom, followed by a dinner buffet at 7 pm featuring the GMO-free organic food of El Dorado Mexican Cantina. The tournament begins 8 pm.

Mike “The Mouth” Matusow will be the Honorary Host. Mike will play in the tournament along with hundreds of Sapphire dancers.

Sapphire Dancers Will Be Caddies at the Charity Golf Tourney

The following day, Monday, June 8, the golf tournament starts at 10 am at the Bali Hai Golf Course (5160 Las Vegas Blvd S). The day starts with a buffet breakfast where you can bid on your favorite Sapphire Gem to be your caddy. Over 100 Sapphire dancers will be donating their time (and half their tips) to the tournament.

There’s an afternoon barbeque lunch, spaced out over three holes, sponsored by Heineken and Patron. After the golf event, there will be a cocktail party beginning at 6 pm at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club, followed by an awards dinner in the showroom at 7 pm. Transportation to and from Sapphire will be provided.

Registration for the golf tournament is $600 and includes a gift bag and a pass for the awards ceremony and dinner. A foursome can register for $2200. For more information on the poker tournament (and to register), call 702-556-2100 or visit sapphireprostatefoundation.org.
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Preview of Our Next Dancer of the Month: Serenity from Little Darlings

Little Darlings Las Vegas Dancer

Serenity – TVO’s Upcoming June Dancer of the Month
Photo by Hew Burney

I’ve been seeing some curvier dancers at Little Darlings (club review) lately and for guys who really like curves, it doesn’t get any better than Serenity. She has a body designed in heaven.

Serenity is an enigma–half femme fatale and half cute kid.

When she’s on stage, it’s impossible to take your eyes off her. She’s like a Frank Frazetta painting come to life.

Luckily, she was in the club a few nights ago when I was with TVO’s traveling photographer, Hew Burney. The pics Hew shot of Serenity that night are stunning. Serenity has that star quality that makes her TVO’s June Dancer of the Month.

Admission to Little Darlings is $35 ($15 for locals).  Age 18+, no alcohol.
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