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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Chicago Dancer Teaches Schoolboys That Pussies Can Make Sparks Fly

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The pic above speaks for itself. We see the smiling news anchor on WGN Chicago’s morning show. Behind him we see the smiling group of kiddies in their matching green St. Patrick’s Day shirts. And at the left, behold the stripper–spread-eagled on a chair taking an angle grinder to her crotch.

Chicago’s WGN-TV somehow managed to invite Shana Vaughan-Gabor, a dancer and co-founder of Cirque de la Femme (Chicago’s radical neo-burlesque troupe) to appear on their live morning news show to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. Had the show’s producers thought to google her name they would have discovered that her stage name is “Pussysparks” and that she is quite well known in Chicago for doing performances like this.

There were a couple vids of this broadcast posted online briefly, but all I’ve found have been removed. Here’s a transcript of the announcer’s voice from Lybio.net:

Boy, what a treat we have for you – this is Shana Vaughan-Gabor from the Cirque de la Femme…

Cirque de la Femme

Cirque de la Femme and she explained to me what exactly she’s gonna do, I’m not entirely sure what it is but I know it involves a power tool. So I’ma just let you just do it and marvel in whatever you, that you’re doing –

Oh no…

Oh boy…

Oh no…

Oh no…come on… 

I’ve been waiting my whole life to meet a woman like this.

What?!

Lord knows I can’t do it on my own.

Oh no, stop!

What is going on?

That is impressive.

That! Oh wait! I’m not wrapping – oh, now I’m wrapping. Okay, we’ll be right back after this.

Stop!

Then the station quickly cut away from the live broadcast to show some hockey footage while Shana was being escorted away from the kiddies.

Later, when Shana discovered the station had cut away from her performance, she took to Instagram to explain she was just trying to “… save the children from boring.”

The station later tweeted an apology for broadcasting “unintentional porn.”
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This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 20

Palomino Club – Naked Girls on Stage (plus Booze)

Palomino Club Vegas Dancers

Lilith and Fiona Dance
at Palomino Club
Photo by Hew Burney

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is always great on Friday nights because they have a line-up of 60+ fine dancers, an excellent nude stage show, a high-mileage topless lap dance scene and good nude private room deals.

Try to stay late to see Lilith and Fiona, who do an amazing girl on girl show at the top of a stripper pole and give some of the wildest lap dances in town.

Plus they’re the only nude club in town (with their sister club, Lacy’s) with a liquor license and their nighttime drink prices are among the lowest of the Vegas strip clubs ($6 drafts).

Arrive by the club’s free limo and you get free admission.  Call 1.702.327.7258 to reserve your ride.

Deja Vu Showgirls – Delectable Dancers, Great Private Room Deals

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Bama Dances at Deja Vu Showgirls
Photo by Hew Burney

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review /club website) is a high-mileage lap dance club with delectable young dancers and an excellent stage show.

Deja Vu also has the best private room prices of all the major topless clubs in Vegas–$150 for 15 minutes alone with a dancer in an elegant private room with a door you can close. That’s only $10 more than the other major topless clubs charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP (where you’ll pay $100 plus a $40 bar tab).

Longer private-room shows are $250 for 30 minutes (includes a $50 bottle) and $500 for an hour (includes a $100 bottle).

Out-of-staters can get free admission (a $33 savings) plus a free drink by showing the coupon on the lower right sidebar of our homepage. To use the coupon you must arrive by the club limo or your own car.  The coupon isn’t valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo.

Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo. (NV residents: Get your Deja Vu locals’ card for $3 drinks and $69 bottles every night.) Read more…

Little Darlings’ New Deals – Verified and Clarified

Little Darlings Las Vegas Dancer

Lil Bit Dances at Little Darlings

Little Darlings (club review /club website), Las Vegas’ premier no-alcohol nude club, went through a management change two weeks ago. I’ve been reporting on the changes there as I’ve learned about them, but the club has been in flux as the managers, hosts, door people, waitresses and dancers have also been learning the new prices and policies.

Many of the changes make the club an exceptional value.

Little Darlings’ Dance Prices

I’ve already posted the new dance prices, but I’ll list them here once more with a bit more explanation: Read more…

The Riviera Will Be Gone, But “Crazy Girls” Will Still Be Here

crazy girls bronze1Last month it was announced by the Las Vegas Casino Death Watch site that the Riviera Hotel and Casino would be closing its doors for good on May 4, with an implosion planned soon after.

On hearing that the Riv would soon be history, my first thought was:  What about “Crazy Girls” (show review), the topless show that’s been selling out there for 27 years?

My second thought was, “What about the Crazy Girls sculpture?” Read more…