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Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

The Suicide Sirens Perform at Brooklyn Bowl for Cinco de Mayo

Cutting-Edge Striptease with Power Tools

Tomorrow night, Tuesday, May 5, the Suicide Sirens (review) will be performing a free show at the Brooklyn Bowl in Las Vegas. I reviewed the Sirens when they were performing semi-regularly at the Backstage Bar and Billiards last year. This year they’ve been doing an irregularly scheduled monthly show at the Brooklyn Bowl (center strip at the Linq).

suicide sirens2The Suicide Sirens are the best of the regular neo-burlesque shows in Vegas, especially if you’re looking for a show that might satisfy a strip club aficionado. The dancers are young and gorgeous, with athletic bodies, and perform in g-strings and pasties.

The Suicide Sirens take traditional striptease and add a lot of erotic daredevil-type stunts with torches, machetes, swords, broken glass, and power tools.

The dancers have nonstop energy and first-rate acrobatic and dancing talent. They’re sexy as hell, taking neo-burlesque to the next level.

The Brooklyn Bowl is located inside the Linq at 3545 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas. There are multiple levels with a bowling alley, five restaurants, and two concert/music stages. This show starts at 9 pm, but it’s free, so don’t be late. Doors open at 8 pm.

Just in Time for Mother’s Day: A Dildo with Daddy’s Ashes

Mark Sturkenboom, an artist in the Netherlands, has created a product he calls “21 Grams”–a glass dildo designed to hold 21 grams of a deceased loved one’s ashes. It comes in a beautifully designed “memory box” and is sure to make any woman who’s lost her husband happy.

21-gramsFrom the artist’s website:
“21 Grams is a memory-box that allows a widow to go back to the intimate memories of a lost beloved one. After a passing, the missing of intimacy with that person is only one aspect of the pain and grieve [sic]. This forms the base for 21 Grams. The urn offers the possibility to conserve 21 grams of ashes of the deceased and displays an immortal desire.

“By bringing different nostalgic moments together like the scent of his perfume, ‘their’ music and reviving the moment he gave her her first ring, it opens a window to go back to moments of love and intimacy. She is able to have an intimate night with her sweetheart again.”

The artist’s website lists a contact email address, but no price.

Mayweather/Pacquiao Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

This is Mayweather/Pacquiao Weekend in Vegas and it should be one of the wildest weekends in Vegas this year. The town is bracing for 150,000 guests, many of whom are coming for the fight, and many of whom are coming just to party with the big crowds.

In addition to the Big Fight, it’s also Grand Opening Weekend at Sapphire Pool and Day Club, where Dennis Rodman and a bevy of porn actresses will be celebrating Rodman’s birthday with a two-day bash.

Plus, Bonnie Rotten–arguably the biggest adult film star today–will be performing two consecutive nights at Deja Vu Showgirls.

Plus, this is Kentucky Derby weekend and horse racing fans will be jamming the casino sports books and partying like fools at the strip clubs all weekend.

But, let’s take this in chronological order …

Friday, May 1

Bonnie Rotten Returns to Deja Vu Showgirls

Bonnie Rotten Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas

Photo by Hew Burney
at Deja Vu Showgirls

When’s the last time you saw a standing ovation in a strip club? If you missed Bonnie Rotten’s performances at Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) when she was here in January for the AVN Show, you’ve got another shot to see her this weekend. Bonnie will be performing at Deja Vu two nights, Friday and Saturday, May 1 and 2.

It was standing room only in Deja Vu last time, and yes, she got a standing ovation for her performance, which  was documented in a photo gallery by photographer Hew Burney at Bonnie Rotten Live at Deja Vu. I also wrote a review of her performance at AVN Adult Entertainment Expo Diary.

Bonnie has completely changed her show for this performance. There will be two performances at midnight and 2 am. Expect a big crowd. Stand if you come late.

Deja Vu Showgirls has the best private room prices of all the major topless clubs in Vegas, starting at $150 for 15 minutes alone with a dancer in an elegant private room with a door you can close (your choice of bed or sofa).  Longer private-room shows are $250 for 30 minutes (includes a mini-bottle of champagne) or $500 for an hour (includes a bottle of champagne).

The club also recently added a new $50 VIP Admission drink & dance package that includes free round-trip limo transport from your hotel, free admission (a $35 savings), a reserved VIP table, $50 in booze, and a 2-for-1 (normally $20 each) couch dance voucher.

Out-of-staters can get free admission (a $35 savings) plus a free drink by showing the coupon on the lower right sidebar of our homepage. To use the coupon you must arrive by the club limo or your own car.  The coupon isn’t valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo. Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo. (NV residents: Get your Deja Vu locals’ card for $3 drinks and $69 bottles every night.)

Grand Opening of Sapphire Pool and Day Club

Sapphire Las Vegas Pool and Dayclub DancerThis weekend (May 1-3) is the Grand Opening of the 2015 pool season at Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / Sapphire Pool and Day Club website).

The party runs from noon to 6 pm Fri-Sun. There’s a $30 cover charge for locals and out-of-towners for this weekend. Because of the Grand Opening and the weekend fight crowd, Sapphire is expecting big crowds at the pool. Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003.  The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

On Fireball Friday, poolside cocktail servers will be pouring free Fireball shots for guests sporadically throughout the day. We should have perfect pool weather all weekend–in the low 90s.

You can expect Sapphire dancers at the pool in droves this weekend, all wearing pasties and teeny bikinis.  And this year, Sapphire is introducing beach balls to the mix–perfect for a game of titty ball.

Dennis Rodman’s Birthday Bash Inside the Club

The Rodman birthday party starts inside Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club (club review / club website) on Friday night. Rodman will be hosting along with porn stars Katie Morgan, Tasha Reign, and Teagan Presley.

There’s no extra admission charge for this party on Friday night. The cover is $33, but get in FREE if you arrive by the club limo. Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo–$10 reservation fee waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle.

This all-night bash Friday night will continue the following day at the pool (see below).

Saturday, May 2

Dennis Rodman’s Birthday Bash at the Sapphire Pool

Coinciding with the Grand Opening of the 2015 pool season at Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / Sapphire Pool and Day Club website), Dennis Rodman’s Birthday Bash will move from the club on Friday night to the pool on Saturday afternoon.

The party runs from noon to 6 pm. There’s a $30 cover charge for locals and out-of-towners for this weekend. Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003.  The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

For Saturday’s party, Sapphire is offering a $500 “Rodman VIP Access Package” that includes limo transportation, front of line admission, 6-hour VIP open bar, and exclusive access to the VIP area where you can “Party with Rodman and the Adult Stars” until the sun goes down.

You can buy the package online here:  Sapphire Pool and Day Club (click on the “Grand Opening Packages” button on the top menu bar).

Bonnie Rotten Once More at Deja Vu Showgirls

If you didn’t make it to one of Bonnie Rotten’s performances at Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) on Friday night, you’ve got another shot to see her on Saturday night, when she’ll be doing a show at 2 am.

I expect Deja Vu to be crowded on this night, not only because of Bonnie’s performances, but because this is Fight Night and Deja Vu made national and international news for offering the winner of the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight free couch dances for life.

Out-of-staters can get free admission (a $35 savings) plus a free drink by showing the coupon on the lower right sidebar of our homepage. To use the coupon you must arrive by the club limo or your own car.  The coupon isn’t valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo. Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.

Palomino Club – Fully Nude / Full Bar

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Riley – Palomino Club
Photo by Miles Long®, @mileslong4real

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only nude club in town that serves liquor, and their nighttime drink prices are among the lowest of the Vegas strip clubs ($6 drafts).

Plus they feature 60+ fine dancers, an outstanding nude stage show, and nude private show deals in the club’s private bedrooms, which are large, comfortable, and have doors you can close for complete privacy.

While there’s a bar tab in the club’s private theme rooms, there’s no extra bar tab or bottle fee in Palomino’s VIP room, which is divided up into small curtained private rooms.  That makes this club one of the best strip club values in Vegas.

If you arrive by the club’s free limo you’ll get free admission.  Call 1.702.327.7258 to reserve your ride.

Sunday, May 3

Sapphire Pool and Day Club “Ice Cream Sundaze”

This is the final day of the Grand Opening Weekend for the 2015 pool season at Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / Sapphire Pool and Day Club website).

The party once more will run from noon to 6 pm. There’s a $30 cover charge for both locals and out-of-towners this weekend. Call the Sapphire Pool for their free limo at 1.702.869.0003.

The ad poster for the Grand Opening weekend is calling today “Ice Cream Sundaze.” Sounds sweet to me …

Lingerie Night at Little Darlings

Dancer at Little Darlings Vegas

Vallerina Estrella at
Little Darlings
Photo by Hew Burney

Lingerie Night at Little Darlings (club review / club website) means the cocktail servers wear sexy lingerie and some time after midnight their panties (yes, the panties they’ve been wearing all night!) get auctioned off to the highest bidder.

The Sunday night I went had a light crowd, so the club decided to give the panties away to volunteers rather than to auction them off.  You can read my review of the event here.

Call 1.702.371.2181 to reserve Little Darlings’ free limo. Admission for locals who arrive by their own cars is $15. Out-of-towners’ admission is usually $35, but you can get in for the locals’ price of $15 (a $20 savings) by showing the coupon on our home page below the top blog post.  You must arrive in your own car or Little Darlings’ limo. (It also entitles you to a 2-for-the-price-of-1 nude lap dance).

Sundays at Gilley’s – Bikini Bull-Riding

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island).  The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is sexy and fun–all amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.

Preview of Our Next Dancer of the Month: Savannah from Deja Vu Showgirls

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer Savannah

Savannah – TVO’s May Dancer of the Month
Photo by Hew Burney

Savannah doesn’t do the fanciest pole tricks.  And she’s not sporting double D silicone.  But whether she’s on stage or entertaining you in a private room, she gives you the feeling that she came to the club to have fun, just like you.

It’s a really refreshing attitude to find in a strip club dancer, and it’s why she’s going to be TVO’s May Dancer of the Month.  Savannah seems to like people.  She likes to talk and she likes to listen.  She tells jokes and laughs at yours.

You never feel like a customer when you’re with Savannah.  You never feel like you’re getting hustled.

Hew Burney, TVO’s photographer nonpareil, captured Savannah charming her audience with her stage set before we invited her into one of Deja Vu Showgirls’ private rooms for some more intimate pics.

How can a girl so cute be so damn hot?

You can get free admission to Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) plus a free drink if you show the coupon in the right sidebar of our homepage (and you don’t take a cab!). Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.