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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

NY Judge Rules Pole Dancing Is Art

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Dlseena Performs Her Art
at Palomino Club
Photo by Hew Burney

According to the New York Law Review, a state administrative law judge has ruled that pole dancing is an art like ballet (meaning not taxable for state tax purposes).  The ruling also applies to other types of non-pole dancing that strip club dancers do on stage.

Unfortunately, he ruled that lap dancing is not art (meaning it’s taxable).   In my view, he is incorrect on the second part of his ruling, but strip club fans have to take progress wherever they can get it, and the ruling on pole dancing is definitely progress.

This case goes back more than ten years, when the Nite Moves gentlemen’s club in Albany challenged the tax it was being assessed on the basis of dancing in strip clubs being artistic performances and therefore not taxable under New York tax law.

Nite Moves lost that case, with the court ruling that dancing in strip clubs was simply not art. The club continued to appeal the tax court’s decision, however, and after presenting five expert witnesses–two of them professional dancers–finally scored half a win.

The ruling means that the state of New York cannot tax the cover charges paid by customers, since the cover charge allows customers to view the art being presented on the stage.  They also can’t use punitive cover charge taxes as a means of trying to drive strip clubs out of business.

However, the club will have to pay state taxes owed on lap dances. Here’s how the judge put it:

“The overriding preoccupation of both management and dancers was luring patrons to small rooms for the ultimate in physical contact with the performers and having them remain there as long as possible to maximize revenue, not the performance of a choreographed dance or artistic performance. The components necessary for a theater … are absent from the private dance rooms.”

In my view, this is absolutely incorrect.  Only a minority of lap dance fans, in my view, are looking for “the ultimate in physical contact with the performers.”  What most are looking for is the ultimate in an erotic theatrical performance, with the same spiritual uplift and emotional catharsis as in any other artistic theatrical performance.

I’m hoping Nite Moves elects to further appeal this decision on lap dance art. Since when does a dance have to be “choreographed” to qualify as art? And what are “the components necessary for a theater”? The only components “necessary” are a performer and an audience. You can have an audience of one.

You don’t need a stage and curtains to have a theatrical performance. I’ve seen Shakespearean  companies perform outdoors on lawns. In a private show in a strip club, the couch is the stage. A dance may be improvisational, but it’s still art. Some of the most artistic dances I’ve ever seen have taken place in strip club VIP rooms.
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TVO’s Dancer of the Month: Meet Serenity from Little Darlings

little-darlings-vegas-dancer-serenity-smTVO’s June dancer of the month, Serenity, was born in California, but her family moved to Vegas when she was six years old, so she grew up here and considers herself a Las Vegas native.  She dances at Little Darlings, a nude club that admits customers age 18+ (club review / club website)

Her stage performances are riveting. At first glance, she comes off as a sweet young girl having fun; then she shifts into her seductive vamp mode. It’s quite the one-two punch.  Her style is a contrast between a devilish punky heartbreaker and a sophisticated Hollywood glamor girl. Somehow, she pulls it off.

She told me the first time she danced on stage wasn’t in a Vegas strip club, but in Albuquerque at the Fantasy World nude club. It was amateur night and she was excited about entering the contest. Needless to say, she took first place, and she was hooked. She also discovered she loved the stage and she loved performing for big crowds.

When I finally got to interview Serenity, I found talking to her just as sexy as watching her dance.  She’s smart, charming and witty, and she kept me laughing.

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This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, June 5

Kick Off the Weekend at Sapphire Pool and Day Club

sapphire pool las vegasIt’s Fireball Fridays at Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website), so poolside cocktail servers will be pouring free Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey shots for guests sporadically throughout the day. Also sponsoring Friday this week are Angry Orchard, Ketel One, and Shofferhofer Weizen-Mix, so watch for those bikini-clad girls circulating with freebies and specials.

The Sapphire Pool is open from noon to 6 pm every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The cover charge varies, generally from $20 to $30, depending on who’s hosting, who’s performing, and crowd conditions. (Locals always free.)

Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

Palomino Club – Drink Booze and Watch Nude Dancers

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

LaDonna Dances at Palomino Club
Photo by Miles Long®, @mileslong4real

I love Palomino Club (club review / club website) on Friday nights. You can expect to find 60+ dancers here on the weekend nights, and the nude stage show is the one of the best in town–an erotic circus. Nude private shows in the club’s private bedrooms, which are large and comfortable, are also available.

Palomino is the only nude club in Vegas that serves alcohol. With $8 domestics and $6 drafts all night long, drink prices here are also among the lowest of the Vegas strip clubs.

In the club’s private theme rooms there’s a bottle fee, but there’s no extra bar tab in the VIP room, which is divided up into small curtained private rooms. Palomino is always one of the best strip club values in Vegas.

Take the club’s free limo to get free admission (a $30 savings). Call 1.702.327.7258 to reserve your ride.

Note:  This club gets packed, so arrange for limo pick-up by 10:30 pm to make sure a limo will be available and a good table will be available.

Saturday, June 6

Deja Vu Showgirls – Vegas’ Best Drink (and Dance) Prices

Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas Dancer Kaz Monet

Kaz Monet Dances
at Deja Vu Showgirls
Photo by Hew Burney

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) has the best drink prices of any topless club in Vegas, and these prices are good for locals and out-of-state visitors alike. With $3 beers/wells, $6 calls, and $9 premiums/cocktails, you’ll have more money to spend on lap dances and private shows with the club’s delectable young dancers.

Deja Vu also has the best private room prices of all the major topless clubs in Vegas, starting at $150 for 15 minutes alone with a dancer in an elegant private room with a door you can close (your choice of bed or sofa). Longer private-room shows are $250 for 30 minutes (includes a mini-bottle of champagne) or $500 for an hour (includes a bottle of champagne).

Deaj Vu has a $50 VIP drink & dance package (available online here) that includes free round-trip limo transport from your hotel, free admission (a $35 savings), a reserved VIP table, $50 in booze, and a 2-for-1 (normally $20 each) couch dance voucher.

Out-of-staters can always get free admission (a $35 savings) plus a free drink by showing the coupon on the lower right sidebar of our homepage. To use the coupon you must arrive by the club limo or your own car. The coupon isn’t valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo.

Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.

Round Three of LV Bikini Classic at the Sapphire Pool

Saturday, June 6, is Round Three of the Sapphire Pool and Day Club’s (pool review / pool website) Las Vegas Bikini Classic competition. Every Saturday for five consecutive weeks a different group of bikini models will vie for a spot in the finals, which will be held on the Fourth of July. There are twelve models in each preliminary round.

Four girls will be chosen today to move on to the final round. The judging is done with large score cards held up by the judges for all to see, and the contestant with highest score moves on. In the event of a tie the crowd decides the winner. The weekly 1st place winner will be awarded $1000, 2nd $500, 3rd $300 and 4th $200.

Sponsors today are Tequila Avilon and Perrier-Jouet Champagne. Watch for free drinks and drink specials throughout the day.

Every Saturday at the Sapphire Pool is also “Selfie Saturday.” If you take a selfie at the pool and post it to any social media page, just show the pic to a bartender or cocktail waitress and you’ll get a free shot on the house.

The pool party runs from noon to 6 pm. The cover charge here varies, usually from $20 to $30. Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

Sapphire Comedy Hour (with Lap Dances after the Show)

The feature acts for the Sapphire Comedy Hour tonight are Jay Reid, Kurt Lockwood, and Blake Howse. This show also features a burlesque dancer (Kalani Kokonuts), and a magician (Mon Dre). The admission is $20–the best comedy show deal in town. Dinner is available during the show.

When the show’s over, go right into the Sapphire strip club (club review / club website) to enjoy the club’s renowned topless dancers and high-mileage lap dance orgy.

Sapphire’s package deals (buy online) offer excellent value. Not only do you get extra liquor value with their packages, plus free limo and admission, but you also get a line pass and a reserved VIP table. Those have real value at this club on weekend nights, when this place gets packed.

Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve the club limo. Sapphire will waive the $10 reservations fee if you purchase a 2-for-1 drink ticket.

Lube Wrestling at the Adrenaline Sports Bar

Here’s a show I haven’t seen before. I also don’t know if it’s happened in the past or if it will happen again. The Adrenaline Sports Bar (3103 N Rancho Dr, Las Vegas) will be featuring “Lube Wrestling” at 8 pm, plus three live bands–First Class Trash, Found in Fiction, and Damn You’s. This is not a strip club so expect the wrestlers to be wearing bikinis/underwear and/or pasties.

Sunday, June 7

Little Darlings Lingerie Night

Dancer at Little Darlings Las Vegas

Vallerina Estrella Dances
at Little Darlings
Photo by Hew Burney

It’s Lingerie Night at Little Darlings (club review / club website) and that means the cocktail servers wear sexy black lingerie throughout the evening.

Little Darlings has the best deals on nude, high-mileage private-bedroom shows in Vegas, starting at $125 for 15 minutes (or $250 for 30 minutes, or $400 for 60 minutes).

Call 1.702.371.2181 to reserve Little Darlings’ free limo. Admission for locals who arrive by their own cars is $15. Out-of-towners’ admission is usually $35, but you can get in for the locals’ price of $15 (a $20 savings) by showing the coupon on our home page below the top blog post.

To use the coupon, you must arrive in your own car or Little Darlings’ limo. (The coupon also entitles you to a 2-for-the-price-of-1 nude lap dance).

“Departure Sunday” at Sapphire Pool and Day Club

If you’re catching a flight home from Vegas today, Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) has a special deal for Vegas visitors who depart on Sunday.

After you check out of your hotel, call Sapphire at 1.702.869.0003 and they’ll send their limo for you, bring you to the Sapphire Pool for no charge, store your luggage, provide you with a locker where you can change clothes, and when you’re done partying at the pool, they’ll limo you and your luggage to the airport in time for your flight. The cost of this service: zip.

The pool party runs from noon to 6 pm and it sure as hell beats sitting around an airport all afternoon.

The pool party today is sponsored by Deep Eddy Vodka. Watch for lovely cocktail servers circulating with freebies and specials.

Sundays at Gilley’s – Bikini Bull-Riding

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is sexy and fun–all amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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Former San Diego Vice Cop Weighs in on Harassment of Strip Clubs

According to the San Diego Reader, San Diego’s vice cops continue to harass dancers at Cheetahs, a nude club in the Kearney Mesa suburb. We’ve been following this story since March of last year when the dancers at Cheetahs sued the city for $1.5 million for human rights violations.

In that case, the dancers were held in the club’s dressing room for hours while the cops photographed them naked, claiming the photos were required for identification purposes and they needed to catalog all of the dancers’ tattoos. None of the dancers were being investigated for a crime.

San Diego responded to the dancers’ lawsuit by revoking the club’s business license. Cheetahs then followed up with a lawsuit of their own, claiming the city was retaliating because of the suit filed by the dancers. Links to TVO’s former articles are below.

Some of the code violations cited by the city include things like “approximately 30 percent of her nipple was showing through her bra” and “The shirt was cut too short and the bottom half of her breasts jutted out beneath her shirt.” In 25 years of operation, Cheetahs has never had any kind of an actual prostitution bust.

According to a former vice detective who spoke to the San Diego Reader, the vice cops use undercover operations as an excuse to party and spend taxpayer dollars on booze and private dances. He’s quoted as saying:

“Vice unit is a club, people line up and join vice. There are detectives that go drinking every night. When they decide to target a place they’ll send in vice cops, narcotics, code compliance to find violations. Once they get a hard-on, they will do whatever they need to do.”

When the San Diego Reader attempted to obtain information from the police department on how much money the cops were spending on booze and lap dances in strip clubs, the cops responded:

“The amount spent during these covert operations is part of investigations conducted by [San Diego Police Department] and part of investigatory filed for licensing purposes. They are exempt from disclosure….

Your request for complaints made to the Police Department regarding Cheetahs is also exempt from disclosure.

In addition, disclosure of the information requested is against the public interest because there is a necessity for preserving the confidentiality of the information that outweighs the necessity for disclosure in the interest of justice.”

Once again, San Diego is in the running for TVO’s 2015 Most Corrupt City Award.

See our prior articles on this misuse of taxpayers’ money:

Strippers Sue San Diego Cops

San Diego Rejects Strippers Complaint

San Diego Strippers $1.5 Million Suit

San Diego Revokes License of Strip Club Whose Dancers Sued Cops

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