A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

You Call It Tuesday at Deja Vu

If you’re in the mood for drinking tonight, Deja Vu Showgirls is the place to be. On You-Call-It Tuesdays, all drinks, including all top shelf liquors, are just two bucks. Drinks you’ll pay $18 to $20 for at any other strip club in town are just two bucks all night long tonight at Deja Vu. Read more…

Trouble in the VIP at Sagebrush Sam’s

Another candidate for the Darwin Awards is William McDaniel, who called the police in Butte, Montana, when a dancer at Sagebrush Sam’s refused to have sex with him in the club’s “Executive Room.”

He’d paid her $350 for the private show and when he became sexually aggressive, she ran out of the room. He called the cops. He felt that for $350 sex should be included. The cops felt differently and arrested him for soliciting prostitution.

Crazy Horse Too in Crazy Transition

[Update 8/29: Crazy Horse Too is closed until further notice.  I’m sorting through the rumors and will report the facts when available.]

Mike Galam, the L.A. entrepreneur who last year bought the legendary Las Vegas topless club, Crazy Horse Too, announced yesterday on Facebook that he is resigning as owner and manager. Read more…

Porn Star Darling Danika to Perform Live at Crazy Horse III

DarlingDanika_7Porn Star/Pinup Model Darling Danika will be performing live on stage at Crazy Horse III, Monday night, August 18.

You can find about eighty thousand pics of Miss Danika on Pinterest, Tumblr, Facebook, etc., and she’s currently in the running for Miss Social on the Playboy site.

Crazy Horse III is located at 3525 W Russell Rd, Las Vegas, (702) 673-1700. $33 cover (locals free) / must be 21.
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