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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Halloween Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

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Little Darlings’ Monster Mash Party Features Dancers in Costume and Costume Contests

Vegas always goes nuts for Halloween and the strip clubs are right in the thick of it.

Little Darlings’ “Monster Mash” Halloween bash runs for four consecutive days (Wed – Sat, Oct 29 – Nov 1), including costume contests every night with cash and prizes to the winners. Wednesday: Best Rock Costume; Thursday: Best Classic Monster; Friday: Best Halloween Costume; Saturday: Sexiest Halloween Costume.

In past years I’ve seen Little Darlings dancers showing up to start their stage sets in costume. It’s a rare opportunity to see Snow White spinning on a stripper pole, and Little Bo Peep getting naked.

Get free admission with the coupon on our home page directly below the top blog post. (Club web site)

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Club Lacy’s is Throwing a “Saints and Sinners” Halloween Party

Club Lacy’s Urban Women Nights is having a three-night “Saints & Sinners” bash (Thur – Sat, Oct 30 – Nov 1). The ad poster simply says “Three Nights of Mischief and Mayhem” (which would pretty much describe any Urban Women Nights at Lacy’s).

A few of Club Lacy’s sinners are pictured at left. I don’t believe I’ve seen any saints at Lacy’s, but I’ve seen an awful lot of angels with big booties.

Palomino Club’s haunted house will be open at 7 pm Thur – Sat (Oct 30 – Nov 1).   At 11 pm each night it becomes “Project XXX,” when the zombies wear skimpier outfits.

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Interview with a Vegas Strip Club Manager

Interview with Adam Gentile, General Manager of Palomino Club

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Adam Gentile, Manager of Palomino Club
(Las Vegas Review-Journal photo)

In 2005, if someone had told me that the Palomino Club in North Las Vegas was about to begin a transformation from being the worst strip club in Vegas to one of the best, I would have asked them what they were smokin’. I was doing Vegas strip club reviews for another website back then and under “Ambience” I labeled the Palomino Club a “rip-off joint.” My overall rating of the club that year was “bottom of the heap.”

The dancers at that time were unattractive and wary. The staff seemed at best apathetic, and at worst scary. The physical appearance was that of a dive.

On a required visit to the club in 2005, as I was paying my entry fee, I found a customer in a heated argument with the cashier, demanding his money back after paying a $30 entry fee a few minutes before. The cashier was flat-out refusing, citing “house policy” against refunds, in a monotone that suggested she was used to telling customers they couldn’t have their money back.

But in 2006, Adam Gentile took over as owner and General Manager of the Palomino and since then he has been responsible for a miraculous transformation. Prior to acquiring the Palomino, he had worked at Cheetahs in Las Vegas as a bouncer and DJ. So he wasn’t new to the Vegas strip club industry when he became Palomino’s top dog, but he definitely had his work cut out for him.

For one thing, the prior owner of the club, Luis Hidalgo Jr., and his son, Luis Hidalgo III, were going on trial as co-conspirators in the contract murder of a former Palomino employee over taxi bribe issues.  (Talk about a bad boss.) They were found guilty of charges related to the killing, along with three other Palomino employees.  And when Adam Gentile acquired the club in 2006, he took on a $13 million mortgage.

How do you replace unattractive dancers and attract new customers to a place with such a bad reputation, especially in the face of owing $13 million on a mortgage?

I recently interviewed Adam about how he went about transforming Palomino during a period of economic hard times when Vegas strip clubs like Penthouse and Badda Bing and Scores were going under. Here is what he told me:

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Stripper Stalker or Stripper Savior? The Court Must Decide!

Last week we published an article about two men in Washington state (“Stalker Suspect Solicited WA State for Strippers’ Private Info”) who had been attempting to use the state’s Public Records Act to obtain the names and addresses of about 70 dancers who work at a Tacoma strip club. The first guy, Robert Hill, who is serving time in prison for assault, was denied access to the files.

Now, according to the News Tribune (Tacoma), the second guy, David Van Vleet, has just been denied the records by a U.S. District Court judge, who issued a preliminary injunction to protect the dancers’ privacy and personal safety. The court’s final decision will be issued at a hearing on December 15.

At the hearing, Van Vleet, who had applied for information on the same dancers as Hill, claimed to be a Christian who wanted the records so he could pray for each of the dancers by name.

Vegas Strip Club World Series Parties

baseball girlVegas strip clubs go crazy for football, but baseball is sorely neglected. If you’re both a titties and a baseball fan–and especially if you’re a fan of either the SF Giants or the KC Royals (plus titties), Crazy Horse III topless club has stepped up to the plate.  CH III is throwing World Series parties for all games.

Yesterday, Tuesday Oct 21, was Game One. Today is Game Two. Friday, Saturday, and Sunday are Games Three, Four, and Five. If the series goes to six or seven games, those games will be next Tuesday and Wednesday. All games start at 5 pm (Vegas time) and are shown on three jumbo high-def TVs with full surround sound.

Drink specials during the games include 5-beer buckets for $15, or two bottles for $150 (Absolut Vodka and Absolut Tune Champagne).

Also tonight, Mr. D’s is having their notorious Wet T-shirt Contest, which is probably the best I’ve ever seen. Little Darlings is having their Stripper Boxing competition. (Get free admission to the club with the coupon on our home page directly below the top blog post and save enough to pay for Little Darlings’ special 2-for-1 nude lap dances.)

And it’s Double Trouble Night (girl on girl stage shows) at Babes.