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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Just in Time for the Holidays: Mrs Claus Pole Dances into Our Hearts

xmas pole dancerWhenever I think of Santa’s wife, Mrs. Claus, I think of her as a hot blonde in skimpy lingerie, pole dancing on a giant candy cane. That image just spells Christmas to me. And now you can have Santa’s naughty wife as a centerpiece that brightens up your holiday decor. It’s the

Twisted Christmas Mrs. Claus Action Figure Pole Dancing on a Candy Cane

She’s about 9″ tall and check out her footwear. She is truly gorgeous. Plus, she’s a real money saver because every time you walk by her you’ll put a dollar on the table.

Amazon has her listed for $27.13. A bargain in my opinion.

For other holiday gift ideas, see: Stripper Tree Ornaments, A Stripper Shower CurtainStripper Christmas Cards, A Stripper Garden Gnome,  A Pole Dancer for Your Ride, Sexy Pole Dancer Sweater, The Lego Foxy Blox Strip Club, and Liquid Lapdance Pants.

Sapphire’s “Martinis and Masquerade” Bash – the Strip Club Party to End All Strip Club Parties

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Bella – One of Sapphire’s “Gems”

Sapphire (club review / club website), the World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club, is throwing a shindig so big you may not be able to get in the door if you wait till the last minute, and if you want Sapphire’s free limo service to get there, get that limo reservation made ASAP. (Call 702-869-0003 to reserve the club limo and/or a table for the party.)

“Martinis and Masquerade,” Sapphire’s 12-year anniversary party, is happening this Thursday, December 11, just five days from now. I’m posting the details on this early for my out-of-town readers who are going to be in Vegas on that date, so you can make plans and reservations now.

What Makes “Martinis & Masquerade” So Special?

From 8 to 10 pm (and this is an all-night party) the booze is free. And I’m not just talking about domestic beers.

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Club Paradise Is Planning to Reopen in January

According to John Katsilometes in today’s Las Vegas Sun, Club Paradise–which was closed by police in June–has changed ownership and will reopen next month, possibly with a new name.

Apparently this is more than a rumor as the club is hosting a  job fair on Tuesday, December 9 and Wednesday, December 10, at the club. The job fair is posted on Craig’s List. Here’s what the listing says:

Club Paradise JOB FAIR Tuesday 12/9 & Wednesday 12/10 (Las Vegas)
compensation: salary/hourly/tips

Bartenders, Barbacks, Cocktail Servers, VIP Hosts / Doormen/ Security, Valet and Cashiers will all be hired.
Experience is PREFERRED, but a team player with a POSITIVE ATTITUDE and driven to be successful is MANDATORY!
The job fair starts at 11 am both days. Get there early.  If you want to make an appointment, call:  (702) 734-7990

An NFR Cowboy’s Guide to the Vegas Strip Clubs

If you’re here for National Finals Rodeo, which runs from Dec 4 to Dec 13, that’s ten days you have in Vegas to sample and enjoy our strip clubs. Here’s what you need to know:

1) Vegas Strip Clubs are Late Night Affairs

Cowgirl Bikini2Most Vegas strip clubs don’t really get going until after 11 pm. If you’re used to strip clubs in towns where they roll up the sidewalks and stop selling booze at 2 am, that ain’t Vegas. We’ve got legal drinking 24/7 here, and most of the strip clubs don’t even get much of a crowd before 11 pm and after 2 am they’re likely to be packed. This is a town that likes to party late.

If you’re looking for the best strip club to visit in the afternoon, see Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs in the Afternoon.

2) Don’t Take a Cab to a Vegas Strip Club

All of the major Vegas strip clubs offer free limo service to the club from your hotel, and many of them provide free return transport as well. And all of the clubs that provide free limo service will give you free admission if you take the club limo instead of a cab. (For complete info, see Las Vegas Strip Club Free Limo Service. Phone numbers for free limo service are also provided below.)

Here’s the deal: The cabbies right now are getting $50 to $70+ a head from the strip clubs for dropping off customers, so the strip clubs charge a $33 admission fee to anyone who shows up in a cab. If you take the club limos, you will not be charged that entry fee!

Plus, you can drink as much as you want at a club without having to worry about DUI problems, and you don’t have to worry about a cabby steering you to a rip-off joint that happens to be paying the highest bribe that night.

3) Vegas does not have “No Touch” Laws in Strip Clubs

The Nevada Supreme Court has ruled that physical contact between strip club dancers and customers is protected by the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.  That means you are allowed to use your hands during lap dances, providing the dancer allows it.

Be gentle and generous and you can have a lot of fun in our strip clubs.

4) Hit the Best Club on the Best Night – A Vegas Strip Club Tour

If I was going to be in Vegas from out of town for the next ten nights, this would be my strip club tour route:

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