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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Last Kiss Comics

Last Kiss Lap-DanceAfter 25 years of writing comics for Disney of all places, Seattle writer John Lustig created Last Kiss Inc. after buying the rights to a romance comics series from the 1950s and 60s.  Essentially he as rewritten the comics’ dialog to update 1950s ideas of the relations between men and women to reflect 21st-century mores.

His website, where you can view some of the original art and dialog, alongside his transformations, is Last Kiss Comics.


NYC and Vegas Strip Clubs in Legal Limbo

The problem I have with believing the story of the NYC strippers who were allegedly drugging customers then running up tens of thousands of dollars on their credit cards is that the biggest victim of this alleged fraud, Dr. Zyad Younan, ran up his $135,000 Amex bill by visiting Scores Gentlemen’s Club in NYC on three different occasions, taking dancers into the VIP room five at a time.

According to the NY Post, law enforcement sources claim that Younan was drugged “on at least three different occasions before he figured out the scheme.”

Scores believes its dancers’ story that Younan was “just insatiable,” as it has surveillance footage of Younan partying like a rock star in the club on multiple occasions. Scores has refused to drop its demands for Younan to pay his bill.

I find it hard to believe that the D.A. continues to prosecute this case.

There’s also something fishy about the bust at the Paradise Club in Las Vegas last June on a similar scam. Why, almost four months later, have no charges been filed? The cops shut down the club, confiscated their computers and other equipment, and then … nothing.

It seems to me that both cases involve deadbeats who ran up huge tabs, then refused to pay and screamed fraud, sending the cops on fishing expeditions.   Cops are always ready to believe the worst about strip clubs.

Another Candidate for Governor at a Strip Club (but This One’s Proud of It)

What a difference a state makes.

While the dude running for governor in Kansas (Paul Davis) is having to explain himself for having been in a strip club just once in his life 16 years ago, the dude running for governor in Colorado (Mike Dunafon) just made a rap video with Wyclef Jean that he’s releasing at a party at Shotgun Willie’s Gentlemen’s Club in Denver, Colorado.

Why would Libertarian candidate Mike Dunafon start his gubernatorial campaign at a strip club? Because he’s the proprietor. Check out his campaign vid: Read more…

Is the Porn Industry Moving from L.A. to Vegas?

The Las Vegas Sun reports today that as many as a dozen California adult film studios have opened offices in Las Vegas since 2012, when L.A. County passed a regulation requiring adult film actors to wear condoms in sex scenes.

The law was championed by AIDS activists, not because there was a problem in the adult film industry with actors and actresses spreading HIV—as only one adult film actor has tested positive for HIV since 2004 when the industry began testing all performers, and that performer is believed to have been exposed to HIV outside of work.

But AIDS awareness groups feel that showing unprotected sex on film encourages those who watch the films to have unprotected sex.

The adult film industry sees this as a First Amendment issue.  Adult films are primarily about fantasy, not sex education, and it sees the requirement to show a ritual condom display in every film as a buzz kill, much as if they were being required to show a marriage ritual before every fuck scene.

Since 2012 when the new condom regulation was passed, there has been an estimated 90% drop in the number of adult film permits issued in L.A. County, which has been the center of the adult film industry for decades. Porn was a $6 billion business in California and employed about 10,000 people, but the law has forced the filmmakers underground and out-of-state.

Nevada currently has very few laws on the books regulating adult (or any other) films and may be the most libertarian state in the U.S. when it comes to First Amendment rights and personal freedoms, but can they withstand the sex scolds who are already filing complaints?