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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

When Burlesque Met Rock’n’Roll

Detroit Burlesque in the Early 1960s

StoneAd4The first time I went to one of Detroit’s three downtown burlesque theaters, I was 15 years old and it was 1963. All three venues in Detroit at that time—the Empress, the Stone, and the National—advertised in the Detroit News on the movie guide page. No one would have described these theaters as plush or elegant. They were rundown storefront operations.

That’s not because burlesque was dying, but because the powers that be had spent decades trying to kill it. Burlesque was raided and handcuffed and hauled off in paddy wagons. It was demonized by the press, the preachers, and the politicians.

The legendary burlesque stars of the 30s, 40s and 50s who are today remembered as “classy,” or “elegant,” or “clean wholesome fun,” were not viewed like this in their day. In cities all over the country throughout the 30s, 40s, and 50s, burlesque theaters were busted and shut down and dancers were arrested and owners fined. Read more…

Jesse Jane Will Be Burning Up the Stage at Little Darlings Thursday Night

jesse jane6Thursday night (Nov 6), sometime after 11 pm, porno superstar Jesse Jane will be doing unspeakable things live on stage at Little Darlings.

If you’re a porno fan you probably know who Jesse Jane is, as she’s been one of the most popular and prolific porn actresses of the past ten years. She’s appeared in more than 100 films, has frequently hosted shows on the Playboy Channel, and has won dozens of adult film industry awards.

She’s so adorably cute and has such a dynamite body that she’s appeared in more mainstream movies and TV shows than most porn actresses, including Starsky and Hutch (the 2004 movie), Baywatch (the 2003 movie), Entourage, Bad Girls Club, and Dave’s Old Porn (Dave Attell’s 2012 satirical porno movie review series on Showtime).

I have no idea what to expect from her on stage at Little Darlings, though I strongly suspect she’ll get naked and that’s reason enough for me to try and get a front row seat.

You can see Jesse Jane in the flesh for FREE by using the free admission coupon on our home page below the top blog post?

Little Darlings is a nude club, age 18+ (Club web site).

Deja Vu All Over Again

Deja Vu Showgirls on the Comeback

deja-vu-showgirls-dancer-3Deja Vu Showgirls has always been one of my favorite clubs in Vegas for its physical property.  It’s not only a classy club, it has three great stages for watching dancers, so you can always get close up if you want to.

And now they’ve recruited some of the best dancers in Vegas to watch on those stages, including many of the stars from Crazy Horse Too (now shuttered by law enforcement), a club known for both high voltage and high mileage.

With drink prices at levels that are the most fair in town, including all bottled beer at $1 four nights a week and $2 beer options even at peak hours, the club has begun drawing crowds of customers too.

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See Little Darlings’ Pretty/Ugly Beaver Amateur Contest Tuesday Night

It’s time once again (tomorrow night, Tuesday, Nov 4), for the amateur contest to end all amateur contests:  Little Darlings’ “Pretty/Ugly Beaver Contest.”

Official Rules according to the Pretty/Ugly Beaver International Consortium (PUBIC):

1. Anyone 18 years of age or older may enter the contest, provided they have a beaver that they are willing to exhibit to the PUBIC panel of judges and the entire audience of beaver fans at Little Darlings.

2. Judges must also be 18+, and are required to be licensed, qualified, and internationally recognized beaver authorities. (Judges are not required to possess beavers.)

3. Judges rate beavers according to a complex formula based on talent, personality, intelligence, spiritual evolution, athletic prowess, and level of advanced education, but primarily on how goddamn pretty or ugly they are. (Get there early and beg and plead if you want to be a judge.)

PUBIC is now attempting to get this competition entered as an event in the next Summer Olympics.

Luckily, there is a coupon for free admission to Little Darlings on our home page directly below the top blog post.

This is my favorite amateur contest in Vegas. See my full review.