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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

UK Survey Shows Lap Dancer Income Down 18% in the Past Year

The Independent (London) recently featured an article on the UK’s £300 million ($476 million) lap dance industry. The strip club biz in the UK is apparently a lot like the strip club biz in the US. Dancers are independent contractors and pay a house fee to work, pay a commission to the club on private dances, and tip-out other employees.

After house fees, commissions, and tip-outs, the dancers’ average nightly take home is currently £230 ($365), down 18% from £280 ($445) a year ago. The article says the UK strip clubs themselves have not been making less money because as the economy has worsened, they’ve raised dancers’ house fees and hired more dancers to get those fees from—increasing dancers’ competition for the customers’ wallet.

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Free Admission, Free Food, & Free Lap Dances for Military on Veterans Day at Little Darlings

Attention Nellis Air Force Base!

You are only ten miles from Little Darlings totally nude strip club in Las Vegas. On Veterans Day, Tuesday, November 11, it’s Red, White & Boobs Day at Little Darlings! All U.S. military personnel will get free admission, free food (from 8 -10 pm), and a free lap dance from one of Little Darlings’ naked patriots.

This is also Amateur Night at Little Darlings, where you can watch the neighborhood girls take their clothes off and dance around in the buff to try and win $500 (but mostly to express their support of the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution). Come see what you’re fighting for!

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When Burlesque Met Rock’n’Roll

Detroit Burlesque in the Early 1960s

StoneAd4The first time I went to one of Detroit’s three downtown burlesque theaters, I was 15 years old and it was 1963. All three venues in Detroit at that time—the Empress, the Stone, and the National—advertised in the Detroit News on the movie guide page. No one would have described these theaters as plush or elegant. They were rundown storefront operations.

That’s not because burlesque was dying, but because the powers that be had spent decades trying to kill it. Burlesque was raided and handcuffed and hauled off in paddy wagons. It was demonized by the press, the preachers, and the politicians.

The legendary burlesque stars of the 30s, 40s and 50s who are today remembered as “classy,” or “elegant,” or “clean wholesome fun,” were not viewed like this in their day. In cities all over the country throughout the 30s, 40s, and 50s, burlesque theaters were busted and shut down and dancers were arrested and owners fined. Read more…

Jesse Jane Will Be Burning Up the Stage at Little Darlings Thursday Night

jesse jane6Thursday night (Nov 6), sometime after 11 pm, porno superstar Jesse Jane will be doing unspeakable things live on stage at Little Darlings.

If you’re a porno fan you probably know who Jesse Jane is, as she’s been one of the most popular and prolific porn actresses of the past ten years. She’s appeared in more than 100 films, has frequently hosted shows on the Playboy Channel, and has won dozens of adult film industry awards.

She’s so adorably cute and has such a dynamite body that she’s appeared in more mainstream movies and TV shows than most porn actresses, including Starsky and Hutch (the 2004 movie), Baywatch (the 2003 movie), Entourage, Bad Girls Club, and Dave’s Old Porn (Dave Attell’s 2012 satirical porno movie review series on Showtime).

I have no idea what to expect from her on stage at Little Darlings, though I strongly suspect she’ll get naked and that’s reason enough for me to try and get a front row seat.

You can see Jesse Jane in the flesh for FREE by using the free admission coupon on our home page below the top blog post?

Little Darlings is a nude club, age 18+ (Club web site).