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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Update on Club Paradise Closing

It is now a full three months since the Las Vegas Police and the IRS obtained a search warrant and confiscated the computer systems at Club Paradise, effectively shutting down the Vegas topless club for the entire summer. Police have been investigating complaints from multiple customers who allege they were drugged at the venue and became victims of credit card fraud.

According to Club Paradise’ lawyer, the investigation is focused on two former dancers at the club and one floor man. He says Club Paradise management and owners are not suspected of involvement in the alleged scam. Read more…

The Vegas Strip Clubs’ Monday Night Football Parties (Updated 5x)

nfl-cheerleaderBecause Nevada is the only state in the U.S. that has legal sports betting, Monday Night Football is huge in Vegas. Every casino with a sports book hosts MNF parties for its guests, but the Vegas strip clubs throw the best Monday Night Football parties in town.

What the casinos can offer fans that the strip clubs can’t is betting on the games. What the strip clubs can offer fans that the casinos can’t is bountiful topless entertainment, both during the games and at half-time.

Many gamblers, who used to attend the casino MNF parties, now go to the sports books to place their bets before the games, then go to the strip clubs to watch the games while enjoying the topless dancers. Read more …

Springtime at an Alaskan Strip Club

Anchorage, Alaska, March 1991—

I was standing outside the Great Alaskan Bush Company in Anchorage, Alaska. It was a lot smaller than I had expected. But it was cold, dark and dreary outside.

I went inside. There were maybe 15 other customers in the place and a dancer on the stage. No one was sitting on the rail. It was a blue collar crowd—bearded guys in flannel shirts sitting at small wooden tables, smoking cigarettes and drinking beer from mugs.

I looked at the dancer. She was overweight and out of shape, trying to do a split but she only got about halfway down before she had to put her hands down to prop herself up while she awkwardly swung her leg around to drop into a sitting position. Ugh.

I made my way to the bar and ordered a beer. Like everyone else, I mostly avoided looking at the dancer, who was now topless. She had nice breasts but she was just too fat and she didn’t move well. She had no grace.

The song ended and the DJ said a few words but the dancer cut him off, yelling, “A little applause might be nice! I’m dancing up here!” Read more…

Free Admission, Free Pizza, & Free (Near) Beer at Little Darlings

_MG_6872This Friday, September 5, Little Darlings is having a pizza party. From 9 – 11 pm, the pizza’s free, the O’Doul’s is free, and you can get free admission by using the banner ad coupon right below this post.

Either print out the coupon or show it at the door on your iPhone. This coupon is good for locals or out-of-towners, provided you arrive in your own vehicle (no taxis) or Little Darlings’ limo (by calling 702-371-2181).

The pizza party will be followed by Frat House Friday, which features waitresses in cheerleader outfits and dancers in schoolgirl uniforms.