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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Urban Dictionary Defines “Lap Dancers”

For the first time ever, yesterday, July 27, 2014, the term “lap dancer” has been defined in the Urban Dictionary:

Bounce on your ass all day and get paid to make a male turned on
Damn there lap dancers
by Nighthawk69 July 27, 2014

Thanks, Nighthawk69, for a long-overdue contribution to the English lexicon.

San Diego Revokes License of Strip Club Whose Dancers Sued Cops

This is part four of a story that just keeps getting weirder.

To refresh … San Diego cops detained dozens of strippers in their dressing room and took photographs of them wearing very little, claiming it was for the purpose of identification in case any of them are ever investigated for a crime. None of these dancers were currently under investigation for anything.

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Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs in the Afternoon: Happy Hours, Shows, and Dancers

Afternoons in Vegas Are a Whole New Strip Club World

If you’re a guy who likes going to strip clubs in the daytime, Las Vegas can be a frustrating town, especially if you think you know your way around the clubs.

Some of the major clubs, like Sapphire or Spearmint Rhino, that would score high with almost anyone on a Saturday night, have no dancers on stage in the afternoon and precious few customers either. But Play It Again, Sam, a small local joint, is one of the top afternoon clubs, with continual dancers on stage, low drink prices, and a decent afternoon crowd.

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Sabina Kelley Joins the Cast of Pin Up

SabinaKelley2International pin-up model Sabina Kelley will be replacing Claire Sinclair in Pin Up at the Stratosphere through the end of this month (one week only). At one time, Sabina was a showgirl in Jubilee at Bally’s. Now she does pinup, fetish, and lingerie modeling and acts as a judge on the TV show “Best Ink” on Oxygen. If you Google her name you’ll find tons of pics of her posted online. Here’s one from tumblr.

Pin Up shows five nights a week at 10:30 pm (dark Tue/Wed). I liked the show a lot.  Read my full review of Pin Up here.
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