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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Little Darlings’ “Hometown Hotties” Amateur Contest

The third Tuesday of each month (that’s tonight) is Little Darlings’ “Hometown Hotties” amateur contest. I haven’t seen this contest yet, so I’m not sure exactly what a “hometown hottie” is.

Does it mean all contestants call Vegas their hometown? Does it mean they all come from a hometown somewhere? Whatever, it’ll be a bunch of girls taking their clothes off and dancing around naked and some of them might even be amateurs.

These contests usually start after midnight. If you get there early, you’ll just have to watch a bunch of professionals taking their clothes off and dancing around naked before the amateurs give it their best shot.

Little Darlings is located at 1514 Western Ave, Las Vegas. Call 702-371-2181 for free round-trip limo transport. No alcohol. Must be 18+. $33 (locals $13) but the coupon directly below the top post on this page will get you free admission, provided you arrive in your own vehicle (no cabs) or by Little Darlings’ free limo. Print the coupon or show it at the door on your iphone.

For upcoming free events, see the club’s web site.

A Classical Opera (with Pole Dancing)

NZ Opera2The pic at left of an upside-down babe hanging on a stripper pole is actually a photo of New Zealand dancer, Emily Scott, performing in the Auckland Opera’s newest production of Mozart’s Don Giovanni.

According to, the New Zealand Opera decided to update the story by making Don Giovanni a strip club owner. Emily Scott plays a pole dancer in his club.

The actual story of Don Giovanni (in Mozart’s opera) is a retelling of the legend of Don Juan, the notorious seducer of women, a man who numbered his conquests in the thousands. Mozart’s Don Giovanni ends with the mythical lover refusing to repent for his sins and being sentenced to Hell.

I’m not sure how the New Zealand Opera’s version ends, possibly with the strip club owner refusing to repent, and being forced to pay back wages to all the independent contractors he’s been stiffing (in more ways than one) for many years.

As for her feelings about pole dancing in a classic opera, Emily Scott says: “’It’s kind of empowering. You’re above people and exciting them without them touching you. You’re in a position of power.”

Sapphire Comedy Hour – Raunchy Humor with Burlesque

I took my wife to Sapphire’s Comedy Hour on Friday night.  We saw a man with a chicken on his hand, a magician who’s also a pro wrestler, a stunning burlesque fan dancer and amazing pole dancer who were worth the price of admission on their own, and four comedians–one black dude, a Mexican, a white guy, and a buxom broad.

This babe, Jozalyn Sharp, told lots of off-color jokes and was the dirtiest and funniest of the bunch, but all of them were taking risks, ad-libbing, testing new material, and joking back and forth with the crowd.   Read more …

An Anthropologist/Former Stripper Studies Men Who Go to Strip Clubs

gstrings and sympathyI have no idea why just posted on Facebook an article they published more than a year ago on their own site, featuring a interview published more than 11 years ago, by the author of a book published 12 years ago.  But I’m glad they did.

I’d never heard of the book, titled G-Strings and Sympathy: Strip Club Regulars and Male Desire by anthropologist Katherine Frank. The book is based on the author’s six years of working as a stripper in numerous clubs, big and small, and on interviews she conducted with over 30 of her regular customers during that time. Read more…