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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

The Art of Coed Nude Yoga

Get Naked and Find God at the Erotic Heritage Museum

Wednesday July 16 – Don’t forget to mark your calendar. On the third Wednesday of each and every month, it’s Coed Nude Yoga night at the Erotic Heritage Museum. The one-hour class begins at 7:30 pm and is taught by either Grace or Paul. Bring a yoga mat and water. Suggested donation is $10-$20. Doors open at 7 pm and are locked when the class begins. Late arrivals will not be admitted.

[Update:  Coed Nude Yoga at the Erotic Heritage Museum has started up again as of March 19, 2015.  The classes are Thursdays at 7 pm.  Classes are $20.  Tasia is the instructor.  Bring a yoga mat and water.

Call 1.702.794.4000 for more information.]

Karaoke XXX with Becki Butterfly

Karaoke XXX is a weekly songfest hosted by stars of the porn industry.  This week’s event will be held tonight at 10 pm at the Red Label Lounge in Las Vegas.  It will be hosted by BBW adult-film star Becki Butterfly.

I’ve gone to a couple of these events at different venues to check them out for TVO readers, but despite the porn star gimmick, I’ve never found anything very sexy going on.  It’s just people you might find in any neighborhood bar singing off-key karaoke.  Still, Becki Butterfly has 27,000 followers on Twitter, so if you’re one of them, here’s a chance to go and see your idol.

About Becki Butterfly…   Read more…