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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

TVO’s Dancer of the Month: Meet Seduction from Club Lacy’s

Seduction is a dancer at Club Lacy’s (club review/club web site). You can see her dancing there just about every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night in Foreplay’s Urban Women Nights, the wildest strip club parties in Las Vegas.

Lacy’s is one of two nude strip clubs in Las Vegas that serves alcohol, the other being Lacy’s sister club, Palomino.

Seduction is available for both topless lap dances and nude private dances. Her beauty and warmth are magnetic.

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Sapphire Loses in NV Supreme Court – Court Rules Dancers Are Employees

In 2009, a lawsuit was filed in Las Vegas by six dancers at Sapphire, “The World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club.” The dancers claimed they had not been treated as independent contractors but as employees of the club.

Dancers who are employees of a club are entitled to the minimum wage, employer social security contributions, workman’s comp and other benefits, and according to their attorney a refund of all the money they paid for stage fees.

One of the criteria mentioned in the suit was that Sapphire required its dancers to work a minimum six-hour shift on any day they worked. The club also required 5-inch heels, controlled the music of its stage dancers, and had a dress code.

Other strip clubs in Nevada that require dancers to adhere to defined work schedules, dress codes, etc. may soon find themselves in Sapphire’s position.

The dancers had initially lost their case in Clark County District Court, but appealed the case to the Nevada Supreme Court in a class action lawsuit on behalf of an estimated 6,600 current and former Sapphire dancers. According to today’s Las Vegas Review-Journal, the Supreme Court reversed the lower court decision, and ruled that Sapphire must pay.

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New York Nude Club Now Placing Paid Ads on Strippers’ Bodies

According to the New York Observer, the Show Palace Gentlemen’s Club has cut a deal with (an online porno site) to place advertisements using temporary tattoos on their dancers’ bodies.

skinads2Called “SkinAds,” the tattoos can be placed on dancers’ backs, stomachs, arms, or legs, and the ad space can be rented for time periods from 3 to 30 days. There is also a full-body advertising option. The cost of the ads depends on placement and length of time. (I assume the dancer gets compensated for her skin rental.)

According to HuffingtonPost, Show Palace is the same NYC strip club that once offered Derrick Jeter “unlimited lap dances and food and a lifetime free-entry pass to Show Palace as a thank you for his years of service as a New York Yankee.”

And it’s also the same NYC strip club that once offered free lap dances to students (18+) who could show them report cards with 3.5+ GPAs.

Whether or not the SkinAds promotion will pay off for the Show Palace has yet to be seen, but this club sure has a knack for getting publicity.

Missouri Cops Use Flashbang Grenades in Strip Club Raid

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After Dark Strip Club
Springfield MO

According to the Springfield News-Leader (Springfield MO), local police raided After Dark, a Pulaski County strip club, setting off two flashbang grenades to accomplish the daring mission.

The result of the raid was that club manager, Matthew Wagner, was charged with five counts of allowing dancers to be “nude or semi-nude,” three counts of being “open after midnight,” and two counts of “selling alcohol.”

For this, the sheriff sent in a SWAT team.

Are all Missouri cops literally bonkers? There were 50-60 customers inside the club when the SWAT team blew off the percussion bombs.

What is a flashbang grenade (aka “stun grenade”)? Read more…