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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Little Darlings’ “Pretty/Ugly Beaver Contest”

I’m not sure exactly what a Pretty/Ugly Beaver Contest is, but as Little Darlings has announced that they will be having this event on the first Tuesday of every month, I’ll be checking it out tonight so I can report back to you.

The contest allegedly takes place on Little Darlings’ stage tonight at 11:00. Little Darlings is a nude club, no alcohol, and you must show an ID at the door to prove you’re at least 18. Admission is $33 (or $16 for locals), and includes unlimited soft drinks.

The Little Darlings crowd comes to party and these special event nights are fun. (I remember well their Cinco de Mayo Donkey Show…)

Las Vegas Art ‘n’ Ink Festival This Weekend

artnink3This weekend, August 8-10, the South Point Casino will be hosting the Third Annual Las Vegas Art ’n’ Ink Festival, featuring tattoo competitions, body painting competitions, a burlesque showcase, an old-school car show, fmx motocross demos and stunts, and other urban art exhibits.

View the talent of one of last year’s body paint competitors at left. (Pic by Ken Elsner)

Day of show tickets are $18 Friday, $25 Saturday, and $18 Sunday. For a full schedule of daily events go to the Las Vegas Art’n’Ink website.

Dream Angels Show is Canceled as of 8/3/14

On August 2, 2014 the Dream Angels performed their final show at House Showclub–canceled due to insufficient attendance. Sad, in my opinion, as it was one of the sexiest topless production shows in Vegas. The Dream Angels dance troupe is now looking for another performance venue.

I spoke with the club manager briefly on the night of the Dream Angels final performance and he said the club would be going back to a standard topless club format.

I’ll keep an eye on the property over the next few months and will update my ratings when I see how it fares.

How to Sit for a Lap Dance

One of the search terms that people are googling to find this website is “how to sit for a lap dance.”

Guys, honestly, this is not something you have to worry about. The dancer knows how she wants you positioned and she’ll tell you. Sometimes, she’ll verbally instruct you: Sit back more, slide down in the seat, open your legs, etc.

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