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Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

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If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Las Vegas’ Best NYE Parties Are in the Strip Clubs!

Parties of 4 or More Get a Comped Bottle at Sapphire

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Jessica Ann Is a Sapphire Gem

  Special for New Years Eve, parties of four or more that arrive before midnight,will get a comped bottle of booze at Sapphire to ring in the New Year. Check out the deal here.  I expect the club’s all-night full-contact lap dance orgy to be just a bit more decadent tonight as the dancers will be getting just as juiced up as the party guests.

If you’re not in a party of four (or more), there are still lots of great package deals that include transportation, cover, drink discounts, a line pass, VIP seating, and host service. Check out the deals here. Topless, full bar, 21+  Read more…

Warm Up on a Cold Night with Gina Valentina and Nina Elle at Sapphire

Gina Valentina at Sapphire Las Vegas

Gina Valentina at Sapphire Friday

Yes, Vegas is cold in January and the best way to warm up this coming weekend is with a couple of hot porn babes at Sapphire.

On Friday night, January 4, Brazilian beauty Gina Valentina will be the featured entertainer. She’ll be performing both on stage and in private shows in Sapphire’s VIP rooms.

If you’ve seen Gina in any of her more than 100 XXX flicks, like Fill Me Up, Horny Coed Adventures or Dad, I’m Not a Virgin, you know she is one of the most smokin’ hot Latinas in the biz. Here’s your chance to see her live on stage or get her alone for some up-close and physical fun.

Nina Elle at Sapphire Las Vegas

Nina Elle at Sapphire Saturday

Then, on Saturday, January 5, busty blonde bombshell Nina Elle will be the featured performer. Nina is a former dental hygienist who quit her job flossing teeth to star in such sizzling XXX flicks as Finger Lickin’ Girlfriends and Seriously Slutty.

Both Gina and Nina start their stage performances at 11:30 pm, making themselves available to their fans for one-on-one fun when they’re not on stage. You can reserve a seat at either of their private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for $135. That gives you first dibs on them when they come off stage.  How about reserving a one-on-one dinner date and private show with Gina or Nina in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600? This and other porn star packages can be reserved online here.

If you prefer to to simply enjoy the stage show while focusing on the club’s all-night lap dance orgy with 400+ dancers, get the solo-guy package for $65 (includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot). Group and bottle packages are also available through that link. All package deals include a drink discount, free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at one of the most elegant gentlemen’s club’s in the world.

I always recommend a package at this club on weekends because without one it may be impossible to find a place to sit down.

For a list of Sapphire’s featured porn stars to come, see:  Dinner Dates and Private Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Drive yourself or call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo.

New Years Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, December 28

XXX Fetish Babe Daizha Morgann at Little Darlings

Daizha Morgann at Little Darlings Las Vegas

Daizha Morgann at Little Darlings

 Porn fetish queen, Daizha Morgann, best known for her performance as the target for the “anal ring toss” game on Howard Stern’s show, will be the features entertainer at Little Darlings on both Friday and Saturday nights (Dec 28-29) with a 2 am stage show. Porn star features at Little D’s perform fully nude and usually make themselves available for one-on-one VIP dances when they’re not on stage.

Every Friday and Saturday night at Little D’s, the cutest young girls in town put on a rocking striptease show, taking off everything but their smiles. Since no alcohol is served, dancers and customers only have to be 18+.

Dancers also get naked in every private dance, including the $20 lap dances that take place in one-on-one booths, not on the main floor. Nude, high-mileage bedroom dance prices start at only $125 for 15 minutes, which is one of the best VIP room dance deals in Las Vegas.

Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Sapphire Brings Back Tit Queen Kagney Linn Karter

Kagney Lynn Karter at Sapphire

Kagney Lynn Karter at Sapphire Friday

 Kagney Linn Karter will be the featured entertainer at Sapphire Las Vegas, tonight. Kagney is the star of dozens of breast-centered XXX flicks, like She’s Got Big Boobs!, Water Melons, War on a Rack, Titty Sweat, Tits Ahoy 9, Rack-tastic, Rack It Up 5, Busty Cops on Patrol, Busty Beauties: The A-List, Big Wet Tits 8, Baby Got Boobs, Big Tits at School 5, Big Tits at Work 8, Teachers with Tits, A Big Tit Christmas, Big Boob Addicts, Breast in Class 2: Counterfeit Racks, Big Breast Nurses 7, Totally Stacked 4, Titty Creampies 7, Beautiful Tits, Overworked Titties, Tits to Die For,and Tits in Charge. Needless to say, if your a boob man, this girl’s for you.

Sapphire  is known throughout the world for its all-night lap dance orgy. Have you ever been to a club where 400+ gorgeous babes are working the crowd for full-contact lap dances? If you’ve never been to Sapphire, you owe it to your dirty mind to see this place before you die.

Sapphire’s $65 package for solo guys comes with a reserved seat and a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot. Bring a pocketful of twenties and even by yourself, you’ll have a blast with some of the finest 9s and 10s in Vegas.  Group deals, couple specials, and bottle packages are also available through that link.

All packages at Sapphire include a drink discount, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class Las Vegas strip club host service. Get a package because the club gets packed at peak hours, and you don’t want to be stuck at a lap dance orgy without a lap.

Call the club for their complimentary limo (ask for a Tesla!) at 702-869-0003. For planning future trips to Vegas, you may be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star appearances. Topless, full bar, 21+

Nude Dancers and a Full Bar at Palomino Club

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Penthouse Pet Laly at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club has a combo you won’t find at any other strip club in Vegas — a full bar and dancers who perform totally nude. Because the club serves liquor, customers must be 21+. But for some crazy reason, dancers here only have to be 18+. This joint is not like the other Vegas gentlemen’s clubs.

Dancers here also perform totally naked in the private VIP rooms, with high-mileage dances in the one-on-one curtained VIP booths starting at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab).

Drafts at Palomino are only $6 and domestic bottles are $8 for locals and out-of-towners alike. These friendly drink prices (compared to many Vegas strip clubs) and dancers like Penthouse Pet Laly keep Palomino Club on TVO’s list of the best value Vegas strip clubs, especially for out-of-towners.

At peak hours, 100+ of the hottest bodies in Vegas will be working the room, all ready for up-close-and-physical VIP dances. Check out our photo gallery of Palomino dancer Valentina Estrella for an idea of the quality of the girls in this club.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino’s packages for couples, groups and solo guys.

Palomino is also one of Las Vegas’ best strip clubs for couples, so bring your significant other. Nude, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club Features Daizha Morgann

  I mentioned above that Daizhe Morgann will be appearing in a nude 2 am show at Little Darlings on Friday and Saturday nights. Earlier on both nights, at 11 pm, she’ll be appearing topless at Hustler Club. Topless, full bar, 21+

Saturday, December 29

Treasures Screens UFC 232 with a Free All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

  Treasures in Vegas will be screening UFC 232 with the return of MMA legend Jon Jones. (See UFC 232 Viewing Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more info on Jones’ scandal-plagued career.) Your admission fee ($50 for out-of-staters or $30 for locals) includes Treasures’ excellent buffet and half-price drinks throughout the fights.

Check this club out for some of the most beautiful women you’ll ever see in a gentlemen’s club. This place is all about luxury and erotic pleasure. It’s is the only gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas connected to its own steak house where you can invite a dancer to have a dinner date with you. For a truly decadent girlfriend experience, treat yourself to a few high-mileage lap dances in the main room, then pick your favorite girl for a date. She’ll dress up for dinner and after flirting over wine or cocktails, she’ll take you upstairs to the plush VIP rooms, where you can undress her for your dessert.

Visit Treasures’ website and check out the club’s VIP packages that can be reserved online. If you’re from out-of-state, call the club at 702-257-3030 for their free limo, which is not only free but round-trip. Why risk driving in drunken Vegas on a weekend? The club’s limo will pick you up and when you’re ready to leave, you’ll be chauffeured back to your hotel, no strings attached.

Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings. Topless, full bar, 21+

Watch UFC 232 at Deja Vu Showgirls with FREE Booze!

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Paris at Deja Vu Vegas

  Deja Vu Showgirls will also be screening UFC 232 with an open bar (domestics & wells) from 6 – 9 pm, which is the best drink deal in any of the Vegas strip clubs. If you call the club for their free limo transport, they’ll also waive your cover charge and give you a voucher for another free drink when the open bar ends!

So, don’t blow all your Vegas mad money on gambling, but save a bundle for the Vu girls and go home with some Vegas memories so good you’ll start planning your next trip to Vegas as soon as you get home.

Private VIP dances start at 15 min for $150, or roughly what other Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP. Deja Vu Showgirls was voted the 2018 Best National Chain of gentlemen’s clubs in the USA. If you’ve been to a Deja Vu club in another town, check out Las Vegas’ version for the best of the best.

Call for the free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Or check out Deja Vu’s VIP package deals. Topless, full bar, 21+

See UFC 232 at Sapphire, then Stay for XXX Babe Cali Carter

Cali Carter at Sapphire Las Vegas

Cali Carter at Sapphire Saturday

  Sapphire is also screening UFC 232 with a $35 standard package that includes limo transport, free entry, a reserved seat in the Showroom, and the club’s great buffet.

After 11 pm, busty porn goddess Cali Carter will start her stage performances. When she comes off stage, she’ll be available for guys to have one-on-one fun with in the VIP rooms. Isn’t it about time you had a porn star (with world-famous tits) make your fantasies come true? Bring money! (See Porn Stars in Vegas for New Years Eve Weekend for more about Cali.)

Check out the porn star packages at Sapphire’s website (or call 702-869-0003).

Sapphire has a solo package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) for guys who are more interested in the all-night lap dance orgy with Sapphire’s 400+ busty knockouts. All package deals include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the biggest gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee to the club. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo (or Tesla!). Topless, full bar, 21+

Topless, full bar, 21+

Daizha Morgann’s Final Night at Little Darlings

  Daizha Morgann does one last 2 am show at Little Darlings. Here’s your last shot to see the always kinky Daizha, Howard Stern’s famous anal ring toss girl, live and in person. See above for more info on Daizha.

Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Other Vegas Strip Clubs Screening UFC 232

  Crazy Horse III will be screening the UFC 232 fights with a $50 package that includes transportation to the club, free entry, a $60 drink voucher and free pizza. Topless, full bar, 21+

Ridiculesque at Artifice Bar

  Emcee Miranda Glamour is back with a bunch of nerdy burlesque cuties who will be doing satirical movie-themed stripteases. Show starts at 7:30 pm at the Artifice bar, located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+

Sunday, December 30

Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s

  If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island).  Gilley’s offers the only amateur bikini bull-riding contest in Vegas is actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.

UFC 232 Viewing Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Jon Jones Returns to Reclaim the UFC Light Heavyweight Championship

UFC fan favorite Jon Jones (21-1-0) wants his light heavyweight title back and he’ll have to beat Alexander Gustafsson to earn it. Jones has a “colorful” UFC career, to say the least. He’s been suspended three times — once for a hit-and-run incident and twice for doping violations.

The current light heavyweight champ is Daniel Cormier — whom Jones has already fought twice and beaten twice (once by unanimous decision and once by KO) — but Cormier has moved up to the heavyweight division and won’t defend his light heavyweight title against Jones. Cormier is 22-1, with his only loss being to Jones, but was 22-2 (with both losses to Jones).  One loss by KO was declared no contest when Jones was suspended for doping.

Some might think Cormier is scared shitless to go back into the ring with Jones, a fighter who’s already bested him twice and a man that no fighter yet has been able to beat in the octagon. Although Jones’ record is 21-1, he’s never actually been beaten. His one loss was in 2009 because he was disqualified for illegal use of his elbows. Hopefully, Jones’ doping problems are behind him and he’ll regain the title that many feel he never should have lost.

So, the UFC is pitting Jones against Gustafsson, another former champ, and the winner will be declared the light heavyweight champ, stripping Cormier of that title.

A UFC Women’s Featherweight Championship bout between current champ Cris Cyborg and current UFC Women’s Bantamweight Champion Amanda Nunes is the co-main event.

The fight is being held at T-Mobile Arena in Vegas on Saturday, December 29. Tickets to watch the fight live run from $220 to $3000+, but the best seats are in the best Vegas strip clubs where the big HD screens are better for viewing the action than the $2000 seats at T-Mobile. Plus, you can drink booze and have a topless girl in your lap to soothe your frazzled nerves.

Vegas Strip Clubs Screening UFC 232

Sapphire already has a number of package deals available for UFC 232. The basic price is $35 and includes limo transportation to the club from your hotel, reserved seating in the Showroom (which features three of the largest HD screens in Vegas), and Sapphire’s excellent buffet (think barbecue, Mexican food, mac and cheese, salads, Asian hors d’oeuvres and groaning tables full of desserts, all served at the proper temperatures by a professional catering staff). For group, party and bottle packages, check out all of Sapphire’s package deals here. Topless, full bar, 21+

Deja Vu Showgirls will be screening UFC 232. There will be an open bar from 6 pm to 9 pm (domestics & wells) with a $20 cover for locals and out-of-state. Cover is $45 if you arrive by cab or Uber, so don’t! Call (702) 308-4605 for free limo transport to the club (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Deja Vu has the best private VIP dance prices of all Vegas topless clubs. Check out Deja Vu’s VIP package deals for groups and couples. Topless, full bar, 21+

Treasures will be screening UFC 232 with a buffet and half price on all drinks throughout the event. The $50 cover charge includes the entry fee and the buffet. Locals can get in for $30 if you reserve in advance at 702-257-3030. Check out Treasures VIP packages at their website. Topless, full bar, 21+

Crazy Horse III has a $50 package that includes transportation to the club, free entry, a $60 drink voucher and free pizza. Topless, full bar, 21+

I will update this list as more clubs announce screening parties.