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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Porn’s Finest Derriers in the Vegas Strip Clubs This Weekend

Reya Sunshine Will Be Warming Up the Night at Little Darlings

Reya Sunshine

Reya Sunshine at Little Darlings

On Friday and Saturday night (July 6-7), Little Darlings Vegas will be featuring the webcam superstar with a body to die for, Reya Sunshine.  Reya will be doing two shows each night after 11 pm. We featured a pic of Reya posing with her life-size sex doll in our coverage of the 2018 AVN Expo.  Guys want her body so much they’re willing to have her in latex.

Now, you can see this babe live and nude on stage at Little Darlings and you’ll know why she’s a webcam superstar. When she’s not on stage, Reya will be meeting her fans, posing for pics, signing autographs and doing VIP dances.

One of the things we like most about Little Darlings is that every $20 lap dance is fully nude and takes place in a private booth, not on the main floor. And nude private bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes — the best rate in Vegas. If you can do without alcohol, you’ll love this place. Lots of really cute young girls having fun getting naked and flirty.  Read more…

UFC 226: Long-Awaited Superfight Means Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Miocic vs Cormier for the UFC Heavyweight Championship

As Always, Better with Topless Girls

It’s not too early to start planning for the big UFC 226 “Superfight” on Saturday, July 7. The Vegas strip clubs have already started advertising their package deals because this is a big one and Vegas will be packed.

The UFC Heavyweight Championship battle between current UFC Heavyweight champ, Stipe Miocic, and current UFC Light Heavyweight champ, Daniel Cormier, is a battle between two dominators. Miocic is 18-2-0, and Cormier is 21-1-0. Miocic is the heavy favorite with the sports books, but Cormier has staunch defenders. Miocic has the height advantage at 6’4″ vs. 5’11”.  Miocic has the weight advantage at 240 lb vs. 205 lb. And Miocic has the reach advantage at 80″ vs. 72″.

Miocic’s size advantage is not the only thing playing into the betting odds, however. There’s also his recent history. He’s coming off a six-fight winning streak, with five of those wins being by a first-round knockout.

But if you’re thinking that Miocic is just too big for Cormier to handle, remember that Cormier’s first 13 UFC fights were in the heavyweight division and he had no problem going 13-0. So he’s used to beating up bigger guys. If Cormier manages to pull out a win against Miocic he would be only the second UFC fighter in history to hold a title in two different weight divisions. The only other fighter to accomplish this was Connor McGregor in 2016.  So there’s a lot to fight for.

Here are the Vegas strip club UFC 226 fight parties:   Read more…

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, June 29

Palomino Club — A Wild All-Nude Stage Show & a Full Bar

Reagan Reilly at Palomino Club Las Vegas

Reagan Reilly Dances at Palomino Club

  As the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and fully nude dancers, Palomino Club Las Vegas is a finalist for Exotic Dancer’s 2018 Gentlemen’s Club of the Year (West) Award. (To vote, go to 2018 ED Awards Voting.)

Palomino’s smokin’ hot dancers are likely a big factor in why they’ve been chosen for this honor. Check out our galleries of Renee and Valentina, both TVO Dancers of the Month from Palomino Club, to see examples of the babes who get naked here both on stage and in the private VIP booths and bedrooms.  You can get into a private curtained booth with a naked girl here starting at only $100 for 3 songs, with no extra bar tab.

Palomino’s drink prices are also a deal for a Vegas strip club, with drafts at $6 and  domestics at $8. You’ll find 100+ girls here at peak hours, all of them Victoria’s Secret quality.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our full Palomino Club review for more info and package deals for groups and solo guys.

This club starts to get crowded after 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights and gets to standing-room only at peak weekend hours, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Palomino is also one of the best Vegas strip clubs for couples because of its hot stage show and sexy couples’ dances.  Nude, full bar, 21+   Read more…

Palomino Club is a Finalist for 2018 Gentlemen’s Club of the Year West

Palomino Club Vegas Dancer

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

Congratulations to Palomino, a Las Vegas nude club I highly recommend, for being a finalist for Exotic Dancer’s 2018 Gentlemen’s Club of the Year (West) Award. To vote, go to 2018 ED Awards Voting.

The trophy will be awarded at the 2018 ED Expo.  That’s the strip club industry’s annual convention, tradeshow and awards show sponsored by Exotic Dancer magazine.  The Expo will be held at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas from August 19-22.

This is primarily a gathering of people in the industry rather than the general public. Much of the expo consists of seminars and panel discussions on matters of urgent importance like preventing shootings in your club, hot new strip club special events, and the latest in DJ software. Exotic Dancer also holds annual competitions for strippers, and the winners perform at this expo.  Read TVO correspondent Reagan Reilly’s account of participating in the 2016 Exotic Dancer Invitational.

If you are interested you can find full information on events and pricing at the ED Expo link above.

Last year, the 2017 Small Club of the Year (West) Award went to Little Darlings Las Vegas.