A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Sapphire’s Topless Pool Opens April 30

Sapphire has announced that their topless pool will be opening for the 2021 season on Friday, April 30. As in years past, the pool will be open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm.

The club is still hiring for all positions, including Cabana Attendants, Bar Backs, Porters, Towel Attendants, Topless Model Cocktail Servers, Topless Model Bartenders, Lifeguards, Security Personnel, Cashiers and VIP Hosts. Tonight (Fri, April 9, from 8-10 pm) they will be interviewing for all positions. Bring pool attire, resume, and all applicable work cards. Note that they are optimistically calling for topless bartenders and cocktail servers.

Prior to Covid, admission to the party was always free, though you were probably making a mistake if you didn’t reserve a lounge chair, assuming you were planning to stay for a while. The lounge chair rental was $92 for the day and included $75 in food and beverage credit—a better deal than just about every other party pool in Vegas, and this was by far the best party if you include the nipple count in your party rating system.

Depending on how Covid restrictions limit the crowd, free entry may not be possible and reservations may be required. Much depends on what the new Covid mandates will be on May 1.

Reserve a lounge chair — still just $92 according to their website — (or any other pool packages for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas) here, or call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003.

Note: There will be a $30 entry fee for the pool if you arrive by cab or rideshare. Topless, full bar, 21+

Is Las Vegas Returning to Normal?

by Nicholas Colon

[Nicholas Colon is a brilliant guy I first encountered at the Blackjack Balls, an annual Vegas get-together for top professional gamblers. He’s a writer and poker player and, like many of us who live here, is wondering WTF our city is turning into.  — Snyder] 

Approximately one year ago Las Vegas, like most of the world, shut down completely.  Restaurants and schools, along with every non-essential business, was told you can’t open because doing so would put the public at risk of the COVID-19 virus.  This begs the question what is essential? Answer: Whatever we (the government) say it is.

Some think this was the right thing to do, while others are less sure.  What we do know is that the Las Vegas economy was one of those most negatively impacted by the decision.  For the first time since November 1963 (the assassination of President Kennedy) Las Vegas closed its doors. But this time it was for an indefinite period of time.  Casinos, bars, restaurants and of course all of our favorite gentleman’s clubs were a part of this unprecedented shut down.

Now, here we are 12 months later and Las Vegas is slowly — perhaps too slowly — opening up.  So what does this mean? For the past nine months much of Las Vegas was operating at a 25% capacity, including all our favorite strip clubs.  It was only recently that this number was moved to 35%.

Opening up in this context doesn’t imply back to normal.  We are very far from where we were in the pre COVID-19 era.  Previously the topless clubs in Las Vegas were open all day every day.  Now clubs open at various times and some only on certain days.  The clubs now cater to the night and weekend crowds.  Some clubs open at 6 pm while others open at 8 pm.  Certain clubs are only open Thursday through Sunday.  A big contributor to the reduced operating hours is the lack of the mid-week convention business, which used to account for almost half of total Vegas (and Vegas strip club) tourist revenue.

Further hindering the traditional gentleman club experience in Vegas right now is the conversion of strip clubs to bikini clubs.  Two of Las Vegas’ most popular clubs — the Palomino Club and its nearby sister club Chicas Bonitas —have all their dancers dressed in bikinis on stage now instead of nude or topless respectively.  Mandated social distancing restrictions of 6 feet obviously hamper lap dance quality, again reducing the full gentleman’s club experience.

These restrictions are taken seriously by the club owners because they are strictly enforced by the authorities.  Over the 2021 Superbowl weekend three of the top strip clubs in Las Vegas were shut down for not following social distancing requirements.  Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club, Minks Las Vegas and Spearmint Rhino were all issued emergency suspensions for topless dancing and lack of social distancing. The suspensions were rescinded after 36 hours but it was enough to let all the strip clubs in town know that they must follow the distancing mandate.

The COVID -19 restrictions have also put a severe dent in the Las Vegas Strip casino business.  In the last year each of the major conglomerates has lost hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue.  No convention business, coupled with the lack of travel by vacationers, has caused the bottom line of the Las Vegas gaming companies to be tragically reduced.  To compensate for the loss in revenue the casinos have implemented some sneaky tactics.

The first is that all of Caesars’ properties have converted many of their blackjack table games to a 6:5 payout when the player gets a blackjack, instead of a 3:2 payout.  This may not seem to be that big of a change but it pushes the casino advantage to almost 2% instead of a meager 0.5%.

Another example of the casinos extending their profits over the unsuspecting player is at the roulette wheel.  The Venetian, Palazzo and the Tropicana have all switched to a triple zero roulette wheel.  This increases the casinos’ edge from over 5.3% to over 7.5%.  These are two of the most visible changes that casinos have made to what are certain to be many.  To get an understanding of how casinos’ games work and what to look for when evaluating games, the 888 casino blog offers great insight.

The “global pandemic” has brought a lot of changes in gaming.  A surge in the online casino industry has occurred.  Online poker in particular has seen a boost because many of the poker rooms in Las Vegas are either temporarily closed or have been permanently shut down.  The Mirage poker room, once considered the jewel of Las Vegas poker rooms, has now been completely removed from the Mirage gaming floor.  The Harrah’s poker room has been taken out as well.  Other poker rooms, including Bally’s, are only open on the weekends.

The games are not the only things that have changed in the Las Vegas casinos.  The buffets have long been a draw for Las Vegas casinos.  High quality food in an all-you-can-eat layout gave the paying customer a sense of value.  Now, all the casinos but one have eliminated their all-you-can-eat buffets. The lone buffet that remains is at the South Point Casino, and even this buffet is not self-serve. Instead, you are served by staff; consequently, the prices have increased.  Not by much, but it is enough to notice.

And the governor of Nevada has announced he has no intention of lifting his mask mandate in the state in the foreseeable future.

Las Vegas is open but it is a mere shadow of what it once was.  I hope we’re getting closer to Las Vegas reclaiming the title of the entertainment capital of the world, but it seems to be a ways away at this point, and things will not really start to get back to pre-COVID levels until the conventions return to Las Vegas.

If you find yourself planning a trip to Las Vegas, be sure to double check what’s going on at the places you intend to visit while here.  What you remember being there may not be what is currently there.

Sapphire Screens UFC 260 This Saturday

Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club in Las Vegas will be screening UFC 260 in their Showroom this Saturday night, March 27. Package deals for 2, 3, 4, 5 and up to 10 guests are available on the club website here. Packages include transportation, free admission and variuos drink/bottle options depending on the number of guests.

The main event is a heavyweight rematch between Stipe Miocic vs Francis Ngannou. Doors open at 6 pm. For reservations or more info, call the club at 702-869-0003.

St Patrick’s Day in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Palomino Club Vegas Dancer

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

Legend has it that St Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland. Today, he is honored as the only saint we celebrate by drinking massive quantities of beer. Five Las Vegas strip clubs have been advertising St Patrick’s Day parties. Keep in mind that Vegas strip clubs are still not permitted to open, so these clubs are technically just “bikini bars.”

Sapphire  is advertising a couple of bottle packages for groups of up to four and up to 10 guests. See their package deals here. Or call the club at 702-869-0003 for reservations or more information.

Palomino Club is advertising $200 bottles of Jameson Irish Whiskey and buy 1 get 1 free Jameson shots and Irish car bombs. Check out all of Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations and more info.

Hustler Club is going all out for St Paddy this year, with a 4-day party planned, March 17-20 (Wed-Sat), hosted by porn babes Alexis Monroe and Daizha Morgann and emceed by authentic leprechauns. Sexxy After Dark will be performing on Thur-Fri-Sat and dinner packages are available. Check out their website promotions page for more info, or call the club at 702-795-3131.

Treasures Las Vegas has a St Patricks Day ad on its Facebook page, but no details are included. Call the club at 702-257-3030 for their complimentary limo.

Centerfolds’ also has an ad on its Facebook page, announcing an open bar from 10 pm till midnight, plus a bucket of either Heineken or Guinness or a bottle of Jameson for $275. Centerfolds opens at 9 pm. Call the club at 702-767-8757.

Other Vegas strip clubs now open as bikini bars (but with no mention of St Paddy Day parties) include:  Deja Vu Showgirls, the Library (formerly Cheetahs, Scores, Spearmint Rhino, Play It Again Sam, and Minks.