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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Halloween Night in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Claire Sinclair as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark at Sapphire

  Claire Sinclair is the adorable former Playboy Playmate of the Year who starred in Pin Up at the Stratosphere (review), one of my favorite casino production shows that closed last year. But on Halloween night, she’ll be hosting Sapphire’s Halloween party as Elvira, the Mistress of the Dark. Expect many of Sapphire’s dancers to be in costume, which should make the lap dance orgy especially wild and crazy tonight.

Guests are also encouraged to wear costumes. Groups of 6 or more who arrive in costume will get a comped bottle. Sapphire’s Halloween packages include a $65 solo package that comes with a $50 drink card plus a free shot, and a $135 package that comes with a two-hour open bar and a “meet-and-greet” with Claire Sinclair. All packages include complimentary limo (or Tesla) transportation, free entry, a line pass, a reserved seat and VIP host service.

Call the club for their complimentary limo (ask for one of their Teslas) at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+  Read more…

Porn Babes and Pinups Get Dressed Up & Undressed for Halloween Week in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Halloween is Wednesday night, October 31, and the Vegas strip clubs are going all out this year with special shows and events.

Wednesday, October 31 – Halloween

Reagan Reilly Features at Palomino Club

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Reagan Reilly Dances at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club is featuring Reagan Reilly in two shows on Halloween night at 10 pm and midnight. Reagan does feature dancing at gentlemen’s clubs all over the country and has won many awards. Palomino is her home club, where she usually dances as one of the girls in the regular rotation. But tonight, Reagan will be the star of the show. For her 10 pm show, she’ll be doing her Cheerleader routine. Her midnight show is called “Sweet Dreams.”

Totally nude private dances in Palomino’s one-on-one curtained VIP booths start at 3 songs for $100 with no extra bar tab. Drafts are only $6 and domestic beers are $8 for locals and out-of-towners alike.  Plus the dancers here are Victoria’s Secret quality.  All of this keeps Palomino on our list of the best Vegas strip clubs.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino’s package deals for couples, groups and solo guys.

Feel free to bring your wife or girlfriend because Palomino is also one of Vegas’ best strip clubs for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+

Claire Sinclair at Sapphire

  Claire Sinclair is the adorable former Playboy Playmate of the Year who starred in Pin Up at the Stratosphere (review), one of my favorite casino production shows when it was running precisely because she was in it. But on Halloween night, she’ll be hosting Sapphire’s Halloween party.

Sapphire’s $65 package includes transportation, entry fee a $50 drink voucher and a reserved seat right in the middle of the best lap dance orgy in Vegas. Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link.

Call the club for their complimentary limo (ask for one of their Teslas) at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+

Bell Zora at Centerfolds

  On Tuesday, Wednesday & Thursday nights (Oct 30-Nov 1), Centerfolds Cabaret will be featuring Bellzora. Topless, full bar, 21+

Thursday, November 1

Joanna Angel at Sapphire

Joanna Angel at Sapphire

  On Thursday night, November 1, Sapphire features porn legend Joanna Angel, star of such classic XXX flicks as Brides of Satan, All About That Orgy, and Dude, Am I a Slut? Joanna will be performing on stage as well as doing private performances in the VIP rooms for her fans.

For $135, you can reserve a seat at Joanna’s private tables with a two-hour open bar. You’ll find this and other porn star packages on the Sapphire website (or call 702-869-0003).

At the minimum, I’d advise getting Sapphire’s $65 package deal, which includes a reserved seat for the best lap dance orgy in Vegas. You’ll get a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot with that package. Group, couple, and other package deals are also available through that link. All include a drink discount, free limo ride, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class host service.

Call the club for their complimentary limo (and ask for one of their Teslas) at 702-869-0003. For planning future trips to Vegas, you may be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star calendar. Topless, full bar, 21+

Veronica Rodriguez at Scores

   On Thursday and Friday night (Nov 1 & 2), Scores is featuring porn babe Veronica Rodriguez. Topless, full bar, 21+

Friday, November 2

Alura Jenson at Treasures

Alura Jenson at Treasures

  On Friday and Saturday, Treasures features porn queen Alura Jenson, star of Super Racks 4, Big Booty Bad Bitches and Perversion and Punishment. Alura will be doing stage sets and will also be available for one-on-one hands-on topless performances in Treasures’ VIP rooms.

If you’ve always fantasized about having fun with a big booty bad bitch porn star, invite Alura for dinner in Treasures’ elegant steak house, then let her lead you upstairs to the VIP rooms where you can help the Super Rack star get her top off for some up-close-and-physical fun.

Reserve Treasures’ VIP packages, including dinner packages, online here. Treasures’ free limo service not only includes free admission, but is round-trip.  When you’re ready to leave, your limo driver will chauffeur you back to your hotel for no extra charge, no strings attached. Just call 702-257-3030 to reserve your ride.

Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings. Topless, full bar, 21+

Jessa Rhodes at Sapphire

Jessa Rhodes at Sapphire

  On Friday night (Nov 2), Sapphire features the return of Jessa Rhodes, star of such XXX classics as College Girls Like It Dirty, My Slutty Weekend, and Laid in Lingerie. Jessa will start her stage sets at 11:30 pm and will be looking for fans to fool around with in Sapphire’s VIP rooms when she’s not on stage.

If Jessa is your “type” (busty blonde bombshell), for $135 you can reserve a seat at her private tables with a 2-hour open bar. That’s the best place to get first rights to Jessa’s VIP time.  You can also get a dinner date package with Jessa in one of Sapphire’s luxurious Skyboxes. You’ll find all the porn star packages on the club website (or call 702-869-0003).

Sapphire’s $65 solo package deal includes free limo transport from your hotel, free entry, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a $50 drink voucher and a free shot. Other packages for couples and groups are also available through that link. All include a drink discount, free limo ride, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class host service.

Call the club for their free limo (and ask for a Tesla) at 702-869-0003. If you’re planning a future trip to Vegas, you may be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star calendar. Topless, full bar, 21+

Saturday, November 3

Alura Jenson’s Encore Performance at Treasures

  It’s Alura Jenson again tonight at Treasures. If you missed seeing her last night, you’ve got one last shot at this buxom beauty. Did I mention Alura has been featured in more than 60 XXX flicks, including Kinky Fantasy Club and a whole lot of episodes of the Superbound bondage TV series?

Check out Treasures’ generous VIP packages, including solo packages, dinner packages, bottle service packages, and group packages, all of which you can reserve online. Treasures’ free limo transportation not only includes free admission, but is round-trip.  When you’re ready to leave, your limo driver will chauffeur you back to your hotel at no charge and with no strings attached. Just call 702-257-3030 to reserve your ride.

Kleio Valentien at Sapphire

Kleio Valentien at Sapphire

Kleio Valentien at Sapphire

  On Saturday night (Nov 3), Sapphire’s porn babe of the night will be the heavily-tattooed queen of kink, Kleio Valentien. You may recall seeing Kleio in Drill Her Ass, Facial Overload and No Panties Allowed. She’s a wild one.

Kleio’s stage performances start at 11:30 pm and for $135 you can reserve a seat at her private tables with a two-hour open bar. If you’re hoping to get some alone-time with Kleio, that’s where she hangs around with her fans and makes herself available for suggestions. You’ll find Sapphire’s porn star package deals on their website here (or call 702-869-0003).

Sapphire’s $65 solo guy package includes limo transport from your hotel, free entry, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a $50 drink voucher and a free shot. Other packages for couples and groups are also available through that link. All include a drink discount, free limo ride, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class host service.

Call the club for their free limo (and ask for a Tesla) at 702-869-0003. If you’re planning a future trip to Vegas, you may be interested in checking out our list of Sapphire’s upcoming porn stars. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, October 26

Little Darlings — Porn Cutie Kimmy Granger Fully Nude

Kimmy Granger will be Getting Naked at Little Darlings Friday & Saturday

  Little Darlings Vegas now has a contract with porn sweetheart Kimmy Granger, who will be performing live (and totally nude) in the club on the last weekend of every month. That’s this weekend! So, here’s your chance to see the star of Sweet & Slutty and Yes I Am a Dirty Lil’ Slut naked on stage before you take her into one of Little Darlings’ private bedrooms for some private fun.

See Porn Stars Get Slutty in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Kimmy Granger.

Little Darlings is always one of the best strip clubs in Vegas on weekends. Friday and Saturday nights are “Theme Nights,” which means the dancers start their stage sets in full costumes — which should be pretty wild on Halloween weekend — and strip down to their birthday suits. There’s no alcohol served, so dancers and customers only have to be 18+, and all dancers get fully nude on stage and in the VIP rooms.

Even the $20 lap dances, which take place in private rooms off the main floor, are done fully nude. High-mileage bedroom dance prices start at $125 for 15 minutes — the best strip club private dance price in Vegas.

Little Darlings is one of the most female- and couples-friendly clubs in town, so bring your wife or girlfriend. Solo women and women in groups are also welcome here.

Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at Little D’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+   Read more…

“Little Miss Nasty” Opens at Hooters Las Vegas

Little Miss Nasty, the new show at Hooters Casino, takes fetishistic sluttiness to new heights, even for Vegas.

I love this show. It consists of four girls acting really naughty, mostly in skimpy underwear (down to pasties), to a driving hard rock score that never lets up. It proves there is an art to being a slut. The performers are all really cute and talented dancers who look yummy in their mismatched black lingerie ensembles with torn stockings, leather jackets, micro-mini-schoolgirl skirts, etc.

The musical soundtrack is loud punk/metal rock — all your Marilyn Manson, Korn, Rob Zombie, and Rage Against the Machine favorites — and much of the naughtiness takes place out in the audience, including in audience members’ laps. There’s no story or theme other than “nasty,” but there’s an exhilaration to just being in the same room with these sexy high-energy babes.

See my full Little Miss Nasty review.