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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Vegas Topless Pools Open to the Public, 2019

Sapphire Topless Pool Las Vegas

Sapphire’s Transparent Lounging Pool

In working on updating our Vegas topless pools listings, I found some changes in Las Vegas’ topless pool options. These pools remain top-optional:

Sapphire Pool and Day Club
Artisan (European Pool)
Caesars Palace (Cove Pool, formerly Venus Pool)
Encore (European Pool)
Mandalay Bay (Moorea Beach Club)
Mirage (Bare Pool Lounge)
Stratosphere (Radius)
Venetian (TAO Beach)
Wynn (Sunset Pool)

So Venetian’s TAO pool is topless again after two years of requiring tops.  The SLS European Pool has gone topless for the first time this year as well. I will visit and get a review up soon.

Pools that are no longer topless include Cosmopolitan’s Marquee Day Club, M Resort’s Daydream Pool and Golden Nugget’s Tank (still worth going to for the sharks).

Also worth checking out is Sea Mountain’s One Love Temple, which is a nudist and lifestyle resort (also an official church) with many pools and spas, waterfalls, a nightclub, and party rooms.

Most of the casino pools require an entry fee if you are not a guest at the hotel. Some allow locals in free on specific days (ask). But for my money, Sapphire’s pool, which is stocked with the club’s uninhibited dancers, is the best for ogling beautiful topless women in the sunshine.

Treasures Introduces Las Vegas’ First Premium Happy Hour

A Premium Deal on Premium Liquors and Dancers

Treasures, the most opulent gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas, has introduced a 4-hour “premium happy hour” seven nights a week. Most Vegas strip club happy hours mean discounted (sometimes free) domestic beers, sometimes well drinks, sometimes just a single brand of domestic beer.

These happy hours are great deals in the Vegas strip clubs, where a domestic beer at peak hours usually runs $12 to $18, but a lot of drinkers have strong preferences for their brand. In most cases, you can’t get a Heineken or Corona, let alone a shot of Dewar’s or Maker’s Mark, at a happy hour price.  But now you can — at Treasures.

The details:  From 4 pm to 7 pm every night, domestic beers are $2; wells and imports are $3; call drinks are $4; and premium liquors are $5. Then, from 7 to 8 pm, all drinks are sold at half their regular price.

Treasures' Steakhouse has an Old-Fashioned Ambiance

Treasures’ Steakhouse

With Treasures’ unique gourmet steakhouse and bevy of knockout “girlfriend” dancers, it makes sense that they would be the club to introduce a happy hour more suited to high-end tastes.

This is the Vegas club that specializes in the girlfriend experience, where you can even invite a dancer to dinner before ravishing her in the plush upstairs VIP rooms.

If you’re visiting Vegas from out-of-state, call Treasures at 702-257-3030 to arrange free round-trip limo transportation. Treasures will be happy to pick you up at your hotel, take you to the club, then chauffeur you back to your hotel when you’re ready to return. Leave the stress of driving in Las Vegas’ crazy traffic to them. Also, check out the VIP package deals on Treasures’ website, including packages for bottle service, groups, couples and even dinner packages.  Topless, full bar, 21+

What’s the Difference Between a Vegas Strip Club “Bedroom Dance” and “Private Show?”

Vegas Strip Club Private Bedroom vs Private Booth Furnishings and Space

Palomino Club Las Vegas Private Bedroom

Scarlett in a Palomino Club Private Bedroom

A Vegas strip club “bedroom dance” is a dance where you and the dancer entertaining you are lying down, or at least have the option of lying down when you’ve built up to that point. A bedroom dance is as as close to fucking and every other sexual position and activity as you can get with your pants on. Some Vegas strip clubs have rooms suitable for real bedroom dances, some don’t.

A Vegas strip club private bedroom will provide either an actual full-sized bed, or some kind of large lounge or big comfortable sofa long enough for you to fully stretch out on with a girl (or two).

Palomino Club Private Booth

Private Booths at Palomino Club are Roomy & have an Opaque Curtain You Can Draw

A private show, as I use the term on this website, is a performance by a dancer in a space where you are alone with each other. It may be a room with a door you can close or a curtain you can draw. Some private show areas have neither doors nor curtains (usually due to local regulations, which can change block by block in Vegas).  In that case, the booths are enclosed on three sides, with an opening to a hallway that’s generally free from foot traffic. Private shows are private in the sense that other customers, dancers, hosts, bouncers, and cocktail servers are not interrupting you and not within sight.

In our guide to Vegas strip club VIP rooms and prices, we provide all the details you need to compare comfort, privacy level and value for VIP rooms, private booths, and private bedroom options at every strip club in town.

What Goes on in the Vegas Private Booths and Bedrooms

In most private shows you’ll be sitting up and the dancer’s performance will be a wilder variation of what she does in a typical lap dance. This is because most private show areas do not have a space large enough for you to actually get horizontal.  But don’t let this discourage you from getting one.  Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law, so any private show will usually involve a lot of physical contact, a dancer’s best teasing moves, and memories that last.

In a Vegas nude club, both private shows and bedroom dances mean the dancer will be getting completely naked.  She will even be removing her g-string.

If you haven’t tried a Vegas private bedroom dance, you owe it to yourself to experience one. Lying down with a naked or near-naked girl is way different from getting a lap dance, especially in Vegas, where we don’t have no-touching laws. A bedroom dance allows you to experience a dancer so intimately that you may feel like you’re cheating on your wife (even though you’re not, and even if you’ve never felt that way in a strip club before, even after hundreds of lap dances).

To feel the full length of a dancer’s body against yours, as she is writhing against you, and the different positions you can get into — and she will likely have a number of her own favorite positions — is almost like being with a real lover.  Every dance is different.  There’s real chemistry involved.

The first time a dancer turned her back to me with us on our sides, in classic spooning posture, it felt like getting a lap dance on steroids.

And if you have a wife or girlfriend who likes dancers and lap dances, all I can say is don’t pass up the unbelievably erotic treat of watching your wife or girlfriend react to the touch and teasing of another woman.  See our tips for couples going to a Vegas strip club for the first time for more information on couples dances and the best Vegas strip clubs for couples.

The Vegas Strip Clubs Honor Mom with XXX Stars for Mothers’ Day Weekend

Christiana Cinn and Joseline Kelly Get Wild on Stage and Wet in the Sunshine at Sapphire

Christiana Cinn at Sapphire Las Vegas

Christiana Cinn at Sapphire

Sapphire in Vegas is featuring two delectable porn stars for Mother’s Day weekend — Christiana Cinn and baby doll Joseline Kelly. Both will be performing on stage, doing the girls-gone-wild thing in Sapphire’s topless pool, and making themselves available for one-on-one private shows with their fans.

On Friday night, May 10, Christiana Cinn will be the sweet treat of the night. Christiana is one of the few porn babes who’s also appeared in mainstream films like All American Bikini Car Wash. Somehow, I missed that flick, but I did catch her in Let’s Bang the Babysitter 3.  What better way to honor Mom than with hands-on fun with Christiana in the VIP?

Then on Saturday afternoon, May 11, Christiana will be hosting the topless pool party at Sapphire’s Pool & Day Club, the wildest topless pool party in Vegas.

Joseline Kelly at Sapphire Las Vegas

Joseline Kelly at Sapphire

On Saturday night, May 11, Joseline Kelly will be in the club for the first time ever. Joseline started playing teen roles in XXX flicks three years ago but, lucky for us, she’s now 21 and able to perform live at Sapphire. You may have seen Joseline in such critically-acclaimed films as Pretty Little Bitches, Teen Temptations and My Stepdaughter Tossed My Salad.

On Sunday afternoon, May 12, Joseline Kelly will be catching some rays out at the pool and trying to catch guys who want a private VIP dance with a nymphet.

Both Christiana and Joseline start their stage performances at 11:30 pm. When they’re not on stage, they’ll be down in the crowd trying to lure guys into getting alone with them in a VIP room or Skybox. You can get first crack at either star by reserving a seat at their private tables for $135. That package comes with a two-hour open bar, so you have lots of flirting time. This package deal and Sapphire’s other porn star package deals can be found here (or call 702-869-0003 for more info).

If you’d prefer to immerse yourself in Sapphire’s world-famous all-night lap dance orgy, I recommend the club’s $65 solo package deal. That deal includes a $50 drink ticket plus a free shot. Group, couple, and bottle packages can also be found through that link. All include free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a discount on drinks, and VIP seating right in the middle of 400+ stacked babes looking for laps to squirm around in. The world’s wildest lap dance party is what makes Sapphire one of Las Vegas’ top strip clubs. Topless, full bar, 21+

Las Vegas’ Only Topless Pool Party with Strippers

Sapphire Topless Pool

Look for the Pink Wristbands!

Vegas has a dozen topless pools open to the public, but only Sapphire’s Pool & Day Club is always stocked with the club’s uninhibited strippers, and has an air-conditioned VIP room where you can invite any of the dancers (they wear pink wristbands) to get alone with you for some private fun.

Sapphire’s pool is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday afternoon from noon to 6 pm. There’s no cover charge, even if you’re from out-of-state, provided you don’t arrive by cab or rideshare. If you don’t have your own vehicle, call for Sapphire’s free limo at 702-869-0003.

Pool party package deals start at $70 and include free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit. Other packages include daybeds, cabanas, and bottle/drink deals for groups and couples. You can reserve a package online or call 702-869-0003.  I recommend getting a package for the reserved lounge chair, as the only free seating is at the bar.

Topless Pool Sunday Check-Out Special

On Sunday afternoons, Sapphire offers a great deal for out-of-staters who have flights to catch later that day: They pick you up at your hotel, store your luggage while you enjoy the topless pool party, then limo you to the airport in time for your flight home — a great way to stretch your Vegas vacation!  Topless, full bar, 21+

If you’re planning to be in Vegas on a future weekend, check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star schedule. We update that page weekly, so bookmark it.

76 Years Old and Still Stripping — Lotta Topp at Little Darlings

Lotta Topp at Little Darlings Las Vegas

Lotta Topp at Little Darlings

In honor of Mothers’ Day weekend, Little Darlings nude club is featuring a stripper who’s probably older than your mother and may be older than your mother’s mother. At 76, Lotta Topp has a 58FF bust that has kept her active in XXX flicks and stage performances longer than any woman in porn history.

Your father may have seen her in Big Melons 9 and your grandfather may have seen her in Bizarre Dildo Obsession. Isn’t it time you saw her yourself in honor of the gal Dad married?

Lotta will be showing what she’s made of on Little Darlings’ stage on both Friday and Saturday night this weekend, May 10 and 11, doing two shows each night starting at 11 pm.

Little Darlings is Las Vegas’ only major strip club where guests only have to be 18+. There’s no alcohol served, so dancers also only have to be 18+ and all stage dancers ditch their g-strings. And yes, that means Lotta Topp will be getting fully naked on stage!

Little Darlings is always couples- and female-friendly, and the club will get a party crowd for this event.  You’ll find Little Darlings’ package deals here, as well as a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon. No alcohol, nude, 18+