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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Fantasy Football Draft Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

August is the month for fantasy football draft parties and there’s no better place to party with a group of football junkies than a Vegas strip club.  Here are the deals so far:

Sapphire’s Fantasy Draft Parties for Groups of Ten or More

Sapphire has multiple draft party options, each with a ten guest minimum. Two options at the Sapphire topless pool are available during regular pool hours (noon to 6 pm, Friday – Sunday). You can hold your draft party in a cabana on the main deck, or in a cabana on the private VIP deck.

Pricing and amenities will depend on the number in your party, but for 10 guests in a main deck cabana, it’s $120 per guest ($1200 total) for a digital draft board on Cabana TV, $900 food and beverage credit, gift bags, free WiFi, power outlets for portable devices, plus a VIP host assigned to your group to make sure everyone’s happy and steer topless babes your way.

The VIP deck party comes to $157 each, and includes the same as above except that you get $1200 in food & beverage credits.

If you prefer to have your party indoors, in the evening, or on a weekday, Sapphire offers a Skybox Package for $870 (based on 10 guests), a King-size Skybox Package for $1,255, and a Karaoke Room Package for $1,640.  These are super-comfortable, luxurious party rooms — check out our photos of Sapphire’s Skyboxes.  All include food and beverage credits and everything else listed above plus free limo transport and free entry for all guests.

See full details on all Sapphire fantasy football draft packages online here. (All prices include service fees and taxes.) Sapphire is one of my most recommended strip clubs in Vegas for the beauty of its dancers, great parties and high service standards.  Topless, full bar, 21+ Read more…

Porn Stars Shoot the Mercury Up in the Vegas Strip Clubs Next Weekend

Penthouse Pet Nikki Benz and XXX Jessie Lee Show Off Their Tits and Tats at Sapphire

Jessie Lee at Sapphire Las Vegas

Jessie Lee at Sapphire

Sapphire’s weekend tradition of providing us with A-list porn stars who like to play with their fans up-close-and-physical continues this coming weekend with two of the XXX scene’s hottest bodies.

On Friday night, August 9, busty Jessie Lee will be performing at Sapphire for the first time. If you like heavily-tattooed babes with tits that don’t quit, Jessie may be the girl for you. She starts her stage sets at 11:30, and will be making her fans happy one-on-one in the club’s VIP rooms when she’s not on stage.

On Saturday afternoon, August 10, Jessie will be showing off her tits and tats at Sapphire’s topless pool. Jessie has appeared in such XXX flicks as Killer Kleavage from Outer Space, All About That Orgy and the unforgettable Kung Fu Pussy.

Nikki Benz at Sapphire Las Vegas

Nikki Benz at Sapphire

On Saturday night, August 10, porn queen and longtime club favorite Nikki Benz will return to Sapphire’s stage and VIP rooms, with her first stage performance at 11:30 pm. Then on Sunday, August 11, Nikki will be making the topless pool scene even hotter.

Nikki is the Penthouse Pet of the Year who won Howard Stern’s Strongest Naked Woman Contest. She’s been nominated for more than a dozen AVN and XBIZ Awards, and is a five-time finalist for the F.A.M.E. Hottest Body Award. Nikki has appeared in such critically-acclaimed XXX flicks as Drowning in Bitch Juice and Knockout Knockers.

Sapphire offers a VIP package with reserved seating at Jessie’s or Nikki’s private party tables for $135. It comes with a two-hour open bar that includes the good stuff, plus free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass, and the royalty treatment at one of the hottest strip clubs in Las Vegas. This package is ideal for fans who may want to get alone with one of these babes and check out what an uninhibited porn star does to turn you on in the VIP. This and other porn star packages are available on the club’s website.

But you don’t need a porn star to build lifetime memories at Sapphire. Wait till you see the 400+ stacked babes trying to jump in your lap in the club’s infamous all-night lap dance orgy. Sapphire offers a solo VIP package for just $65 that comes with a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot, free admission, free limo transport, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and Sapphire’s full VIP treatment. When’s the last time you had a night of all the titties you could possibly handle?

If you take a cab or Uber to Sapphire you will be charged a $50 entry fee. If you get a package or call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo, your cover charge will be waived.  Sapphire gets to standing-room-only at peak hours, so I recommend a package so you have a place to sit down.

Sapphire Puts the Topless in Vegas Topless Pool Party

The Sapphire topless pool takes “topless” seriously. Not only are the pool’s collection of barkeeps, cocktail waitresses, and go-go dancers all topless, but Sapphire’s strippers make up a good portion of the pool guests (they are the 9s and 10s wearing pink wristbands).

The pool is open from noon to 6 pm on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays throughout the summer, so it’s also frequented by Vegas casino showgirls and other women there to flirt, catch a buzz, and get a tan without tan lines.

Porn babe Jessie Lee will be hosting this titty party on Saturday and Nikki Benz will be hosting it on Sunday.  They, like Sapphire’s dancers, will say yes if you ask them for private VIP room fun.

Admission is $20 if you arrive by cab or rideshare, but there’s no entry fee to get into the pool party provided you drive yourself or arrive by the free club limo. Even better, reserve the pools lounge chair package deal for$92 that comes with a $75 drink/food credit, a reserved lounge chair for the day, free limo transport and a line pass if it’s crowded.

Other packages available through that link include a VIP deck package (more shade), daybed and cabana packages for couples and groups (with more food and booze), bottle service deals, and even a private topless pool party within the larger pool party.  Note:  The only free seating is at the bar and the bar stools disappear early, so do yourself a favor and get a package.

The Brilliant Sunday Checkout Deal

If your flight home leaves in the afternoon or evening on Sunday, call Sapphire to send a limo to pick you up at your hotel after you check out, store your luggage for the afternoon while you enjoy the topless babes, then limo you to the airport later that day when it’s time to catch your flight. There’s no charge for this service!

Check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn stars schedule if you’re coming to Vegas later this summer. We update that page regularly, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+

Four ED Expo Babes at Hustler Vegas

Hustler Club is featuring four adult stars Sunday night on its stage starting at 11 pm. Feature dancers Reya Sunshine, Janine Jericho and Simone Danalustrous, plus porn star Jessa Rhodes, all in Vegas for the ED Expo at Planet Hollywood, will be doing stage sets at Hustler on Sunday night only. $50 cover or free admission with your Expo badge. Locals free with Vu Card. Topless, full bar, 21+

Angel Beau and Annie Lane at Centerfolds

In conjunction with the ED Expo PANDA Awards, Centerfolds is featuring the kinky and beautiful Angel Beau, plus Annie Lane. The poster lists this event as running from 6:30 pm till midnight. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, August 2

Palomino Club — Where You Can Enjoy  Booze While You Watch Naked Girls

Palomino Club Las Vegas dancer

Lily Dances at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club is the only strip club in Las Vegas with both a full bar and totally-nude dancers. They also have great deals — domestics $7, fully-private VIP booth and bedroom dances starting at three songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab), free round-trip limo transport from your hotel to the club and back.

And the stage show here is the best in town, with stunning naked girls flying through the air around the stripper poles, naked girl-on-girl acts, and hot in-your-face floorwork from girls who look like they just walked out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog. For an idea of the dancer quality at Palomino Club, click on our galleries of Renee, Lily and Mandi, just of the few of the 130+ girls you’ll find here at peak hours.

But pussy is what Palomino is all about.  Why stare at that opaque triangle of satin and just dream about it when every g-string comes off at Palomino, both on stage and in the VIP?  Didn’t you come to Vegas to go wild?

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability). Or, for the club’s full royalty treatment, purchase one of Palomino’s online packages for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys.  These are especially valuable for the reserved VIP table at peak hours, when this popular club gets to standing room only. Nude, full bar, 21+

Treasures — A Mansion Populated with Knockouts

  Treasures is the Vegas gentlemen’s club with chandeliers, winding staircases, easy chairs to sink into in the VIP, and a population of stacked 9s and 10s that like to please.

If you’re into high-mileage lap dances and private dances, Treasures is the club where the dancers take physical contact to a whole new level.

Treasures is also the only gentlemen’s club in Vegas with a gourmet steakhouse — a real restaurant with great steaks, a real chef and an elegant ambience. It’s a great place to enjoy the ultimate Vegas girlfriend experience if you choose. After enjoying a few lap dances, ask your favorite girl to join you for dinner there. She’ll dress up for your date, flirt over cocktails, then take you to the VIP rooms upstairs and let you undress her for dessert.

To enjoy this premiere club for the same price as a lesser club, I recommend checking out the packages on the club website.  If you don’t drink much, the $50 club package gets you three drinks, free round-trip limo transport, free admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table for the night.  Not only does that save you a fortune on cab fare and admission, but it saves you money on booze, as a beer here starts at $18 and you’re not limited to beer with that package.

The club also has a 2-hour open bar package through that same link for only $120, and that includes everything but super-premiums and champagne. You’ll find more deals for bottle service, groups and couples.  Vegas is all about deals.  Why waste money on taxis when you can spend it on beautiful women?

Or get free admission simply by calling Treasures at 702-257-3030 to arrange for their free round-trip limo transportation. Topless, full bar, 21+ Read more…

50 Years of Beautiful Strippers at Palomino Club

Happy Anniversary to Palomino!

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer c.1970

Palomino Club Stripper c. 1970

I first went to Palomino Club in the early 1980s.  It was running classic burlesque shows, with dancers who started out in gowns and gloves and stripped down to their bare skin all over, and I hadn’t been in a classic burlesque club since Detroit in the 1960s when I used to go to the Empress, the Stone, and the National, sneaking in as a high school kid.

I was living in San Francisco by the 1980s, where the lap dance scene had first been born at the Mitchell Brothers O’Farrell Theater in the mid 1970s.

From its opening in 1969, the Palomino Club’s show was fully nude and the club had a full bar (it’s still the only fully-nude strip club in Vegas with a full bar). But there were no lap dances and no VIP rooms, as none of the Vegas strip clubs allowed physical contact with the dancers back then.  That’s certainly very much different today.

Palomino had a big stage where the dancers could really move.  The stage had a long runway where the dancers would do fully nude sexy floor shows.  That’s where I would always try to sit and that’s where I try to sit now.  Palomino Club, perhaps because of its history, still has the hottest and wildest stage show in town.

You can read more about the club’s history in my interview with Palomino Club’s owner, Adam Gentile.

Palomino Club has provided TVO with photos of its delectable strippers from its early days.  Click “Read more” for the photogallery.  Read more…