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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

UFC 228 Viewing Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Darren “The Gorilla” Till Challenges Tyron Woodley for UFC Welterweight Champ

UFC 228 is on Saturday night, September 8, and the best place to watch the fights will, as always, be in the Vegas strip clubs, because the booze flows freely (and cheaply) and blood sports always go better with topless girls.

Tyron “The Chosen One” Woodley has already successfully defended his Welterweight Title against three challengers.  Now Darren Till, a former Muay Thai kickboxer from Liverpool, is taking him on.

Woodley has been pursuing a Hollywood acting career while he defended his title, with roles in such recent hits as Straight Outta Compton and Kickboxer:  Vengeance.  He says he doesn’t even like fighting.

Till says he’s focused on “absolutely f*cking destroying Tyron Woodley.” Both of the 170-pound fighters have beaten Stephen “Wonderboy” Thompson, one of UFC’s elite strikers, but 22 out of 25 media outlets scored the Till bout in favor of Thompson, so Till has something to prove.

Deja Vu Showgirls’ Open Bar and FREE Admission

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Deja Vu Dancer Savannah

Deja Vu Vegas always has a great party for the UFC fights. With a four-hour open bar (6-10 pm) for domestics and wells, this is the best drink deal you’ll find in Vegas for UFC fight parties. No other strip club, sports bar or casino UFC party even attempts to compete with that deal.

Plus, for out-of-staters, if you arrive at the club via the club’s free limo, you’ll also get free admission and a voucher for another free drink for when the open bar ends!

So, don’t waste $65 for Pay-Per-View at home. If you don’t arrive by the club’s free limo, admission for this event is $20 for locals or out-of-state, or $45 if you take a cab, Uber, or anything other than your personal vehicle — still a fantastic value with four hours of free booze!

UFC fights are perfect events for hanging out with the club’s dancers while you drink free and watch the fights. When the mood hits, you can take your favorite girl into one of Deja Vu’s comfy private bedrooms (with a real door you can close behind you). Bedroom prices start at 15 min for $150, or roughly what other Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP. This is why I rate Deja Vu as one of the best Vegas strip clubs if you’re on a budget.

Call 702-308-4605 or text SGLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your free ride. Or check out the club’s website for other VIP packages for couples or groups. Topless, full bar, 21+

Other Vegas Strip Clubs Screening UFC 228

Crazy Horse 3 has a $50 package that includes transport, entry, and a $60 drink card. Locals free. Look for $20 domestic buckets (4) and free pizza. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club is also screening UFC 228 with an open bar until 8 pm. Expect $50 admission for those who arrive by cab, or $40 if you arrive by the club limo (you get two drinks with that). Locals free with Vu card. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sex Superstars in the Vegas Strip Clubs Next Weekend

Moxxxie Sable, World’s Only 3-Boobed Stripper, at Little Darlings Las Vegas

Moxxxie Sable

Moxxxie Sable at Little Darlings

This coming Friday and Saturday nights (Sept 7-8), Little Darlings Las Vegas is featuring Moxxxie Sable, the only stripper in the world with three breasts. Moxxxie will be doing two shows each night starting at 11 pm.

Tit men might want a heads-up about this girl coming to town as she’ll only be in Vegas two nights. I’m guessing she’ll also be doing lap dances and VIP shows, as most feature dancers at Little Darlings do.

Little Darlings is an all-nude club. No alcohol is served so dancers and customers only have to be 18+. Even $20 lap dancers are nude and take place in private booths away from the main floor. The club features great deals on VIP dances and private bedroom dances. Lots of cute young girls who are just breaking into stripping get their start here.

It’s a younger party crowd than you find in the Vegas topless clubs, and I expect the joint to be packed for Moxxie.  Little Darlings is very female friendly, so bring your wife or girlfriend.

Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at Little Darlings’ website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Porn Legends Alexis Texas & Jessica Drake Return to Sapphire

Alex Texas to Appear at Sapphire This Weekend

Alexis Texas at Sapphire

Sapphire has two porn legends returning this coming weekend — Alexis Texas and Jessica Drake. Between the two of them, they’ve been featured in more than 600 XXX flicks, with more than 100 adult industry award nominations and wins in almost every category.

On Friday night, September 7, Alexis Texas will be in the house, doing stage sets and one-on-one VIP room shows. Then on Saturday afternoon (noon – 6 pm), September 8, Alexis will be hosting the party at the Sapphire topless pool.

The notorious star of Buttwoman, Alexis Texas is widely considered to have the finest ass in porn and you can get up close and personal with it just by getting a VIP or Skybox dance with Alexis.

Jessica Drake

Jessica Drake at Sapphire

On Saturday night, September 8, Jessica Drake will be doing stage and VIP shows at Sapphire. Then on Sunday afternoon, September 9, Jessica will charming fans out at the topless pool.

You’ve seen Jessica Drake in Snow White XXX, Rocki Whore Picture Show, and my favorite, Seriously Slutty. Don’t go into a private room with Jessica Drake unless you’re prepared to learn exactly what seriously slutty means.

Both Alexis Texas’ and Jessica Drake’s stage shows start at 11:30 pm.

Your best shot at getting alone with either of these babes is to reserve a seat at their private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. This is where they hang out and flirt when they come off the stage and where they start looking for guys who want more personal attention. You’ll find Sapphire’s porn star package deals here (or call 702-869-0003).

Sapphire also offers a $65 solo guest package comes with a $50 drink ticket plus a free shot if you’d prefer to spend the night fooling around with Sapphire’s 400+ stacked lap dancers. You can also reserve group, couple, and bottle packages through that link.  All Sapphire packages include a free limo to the club, free entry, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a discount on drinks and host service at one of Las Vegas’ most famous strip clubs. (Note:  Without a package deal, you may not find a place to sit down on a Friday or Saturday night.) Topless, full bar, 21+

If you’re not going to be in Vegas this weekend but you’re planning a trip, be sure to check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star schedule (updated weekly).  We’ll be adding the October names soon.

Sapphire Pool & Day Club — Like a Strip Club in the Sunshine

Every Friday, Saturday and Sunday afternoon from noon to 6 pm, Sapphire’s topless pool is where the club’s scrumptious dancers  come to party, get buzzed, work on their tans and kick back, supplementing their stripping income by luring guys into having fun with them in an air-conditioned VIP room. You’ll know which girls they are because they wear pink wristbands.

Sapphire’s topless pool is simply the best pool party in Vegas because it’s the only one where topless girls advertise their availability for hands-on fun and the club provides a comfy private area for doing it.

There’s no cover charge (provided you don’t arrive by cab, in which case it’s $20). So if you need a ride, call for the club’s free limo at 702-869-0003.

Sapphire pool packages start at $70 and include free limo, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit. You can also call 702-869-0003 to make reservations.

On Sunday afternoons, Sapphire has a great free pool check-out deal: They’ll pick you up at your hotel, store your luggage while you enjoy the pool party, then limo you to the airport in time for your flight home — a great way to stretch your Vegas vacation!  Topless, full bar, 21+

Daizha Morgann’s Birthday Bash at Crazy Horse III

On Saturday night, Sept 8, Crazy Horse III will be helping porn star Daizha Morgann celebrate her birthday. CH3 offers a $50 package that includes transport, entry, and a $60 drink card. Locals free. Topless, full bar, 21+

Labor Day Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, August 31

Palomino Club — Nude Girls, Full Bar, Wildly Erotic Stage Show

Reagan Reilly at Palomino Club Las Vegas

Reagan Reilly Dances at Palomino Club

  There’s no other club in Vegas like Palomino Club, the only strip club in town with a full bar and totally nude dancers. Palomino’s dancers also get fully nude in the private dances that take place in one-on-one curtained VIP booths or the club’s private bedrooms.

The stage show here is wild, even by Vegas standards. Watch the best pole dancers in the country flying around the poles totally naked, doing girl-on-girl numbers, and driving the guys on the rail crazy with leg-spreading floorwork.  Dancers here only have to 18+ and on weekends you will see 120+ of the finest young bodies in Vegas gathered in this one club.

Stop and check out our photo galleries of Valentina, Renee, and Lily, dancers at Palomino who perform there most weekends.  Ask any of them for a VIP dance in a private booth (starting at only three songs for $100, with no extra bar tab) and create some incredible memories to take home from Vegas. A private bedroom show at Palomino is the sexiest nude entertainment legally available in this town.

Drafts are $6 and domestic beers are $8 for locals and out-of-towners alike. Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Or check out Palomino’s package deals for couples, groups and solo guys.

Palomino is couples-friendly, so bring your wife or girlfriend to one of the best strip clubs in Vegas for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

Playboy Playmates & Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs Labor Day Weekend

Double Trouble with Playboy’s Shannon Twins at Sapphire

Shannon Twins

The Shannon Twins at Sapphire

On Friday night, August 31, Sapphire will be featuring the Shannon twins both on stage and doing one-on-one (or two-on-one if you can handle both of them!) in the VIP rooms. Then on Saturday afternoon, September 1, the Shannon Twins will be splashing around in Sapphire’s topless pool.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon started their modeling careers as 2-for-the-price-of-1 Playboy Playmates, and soon became regulars on the Playboy Channel. I don’t think either of them has ever done hardcore porn, but they’ve probably spent as much time naked on camera as most porn stars. Imagine what it would be like to have both of them together in the VIP.

Cali Carter at Sapphire

Cali Carter at Sapphire

On Saturday night, September 1, busty blonde porn babe Cali Carter will be performing on stage and getting up-close-and-physical with her fans in the VIP. On Sunday afternoon, September 2, Cali will be strutting her stuff out in the sun at the Sapphire pool, still looking for guys to have private fun with.

Cali Carter has made some of the most outrageously kinky XXX vids ever, including Fetish Fanatic 17 and Nice Girls Swallow 4. You take this girl into the VIP at your own risk.

Both the Shannon Sisters’ and Cali Carter’s stage shows start around 11:30 pm. For first flirting rights with any of them, you can secure a seat at their private tables (with 2-hour open bar) for $135. This is where they start looking for dudes to lure into one of Sapphire’s luxury Skyboxes or the VIP room. Check out Sapphire’s porn star packages here (or call 702-869-0003).

You can also get a $65 package deal that comes with a $50 drink ticket plus a free shot if you’d rather focus on Sapphire’s 400+ lap dancers and legendary all-night lap dance orgy. You can reserve group, couple, and bottle packages through that same link.  All packages come with a free limo to the club, free entry, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a discount on drinks and host service at one of Las Vegas’ most famous strip clubs. (Without a package deal, you may not find a place to sit down on a Friday or Saturday night.)

Sapphire’s Pool Is Like a Strip Club in the Sunshine

sapphire pool and day clubSapphire’s topless pool is open throughout the summer months — and the summer’s disappearing fast, so hurry! — every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm. This is where Sapphire’s gorgeous dancers work on their tans and party in the afternoon. It’s also where they supplement their stripping income by teasing guys into getting alone with them in an air-conditioned VIP room. They wear pink wristbands so you know which girls are available for hands-on fun in the club.

There’s never a worry about finding topless girls when you go to the Sapphire pool.  Not only are Sapphire’s dancers ultra-comfortable with displaying their titties, but the bartenders and go-go dancers get topless, and all of this topless action tends to entice other girls at the pool to doff their tops.  Reliable toplessness makes Sapphire pool the best pool party in Vegas.

Plus, the best pool party in Vegas is FREE, believe it or not (provided you don’t arrive by cab or Uber, etc., in which case it’s $20 for entry.) So come in your own ride or call for the club’s free limo at 702-869-0003.

Pool packages start at $70 and include free limo, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit. You can also call 702-869-0003 to make reservations.

On Sunday afternoons, Sapphire has a great free pool check-out deal: They’ll pick you up at your hotel, store your luggage while you enjoy the pool party, then limo you to the airport in time for your flight home — a great way to stretch your Vegas vacation!  Topless, full bar, 21+

If you’re planning to be in Vegas later in September, check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star feature calendar. We update that page weekly.