A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

CES Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, January 7 / Saturday, January 8 / Sunday, January 9

Asian Invasion at Little Darlings

Cindy Starfall at Little Darlings

 Little Darlings is featuring two Asian porn goddesses this weekend. On both Friday and Saturday nights, Cindy Starfall and Lana Violet will be doing two stage shows each night after 11 pm.

Little D’s features fully nude dancers and you only have to be 18+ to gain entry. Because there’s no alcohol served, the dancers also have to be 18+.

The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Treasures — Show CES Badge for Free Drink

Treasures will provide complimentary limo service and free admission if you simply call and ask. Show your CES badge for a free cocktail. This is the only gentlemen’s club in Vegas with an attached gourmet steakhouse (and it’s open all night). Take one of the dancers for dinner and finish by having her for dessert in the upstairs VIP. The club stays open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights when they stay open till 8 am. Check out their package deals here.  Or call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino — Full Bar and Full Nude, Nuff Said

  Palomino Club is the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and fully nude dancers, both on stage and in the private VIP shows. So, if you’re a drinker and you like naked girls when you’re partying, this is the place.

You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Free Drink at Sapphire with CES Badge

  Sapphire has a free drink waiting for CES attendees who show their CES badge.

Call 702-869-0003 for reservations, complimetary limo pickup, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Use Your Bitcoin at Crazy Horse 3

Crazy Horse III is the only strip club in Vegas that accepts Bitcoin for all goods and services. Don’t let your cryptocurrency millions burn a hole in your digital wallet. This is the place to blow a wad. See CH3’s package deals here, or call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sexxy After Dark at Hustler Club

  Hustler Club features Jennifer Romas’ sizzling strip club version of burlesque, Sexxy After Dark, on the main stage every Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting at 9 pm. If you’re in Vegas this weekend, see this show one night. Also on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting at 11 pm, DJ Cammi will be spinning live electro house beats.

Check out Hustler’s party package deals here, or call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sunday School at Deja Vu Showgirls

  Every Sunday, Deja Vu Showgirls has select bottles for just $99. It’s also Sunday School Day and if you show up in a schoolgirl outfit, you get free admission. Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Beat the Clock at Minks

♦  Minks features “Beat the Clock Thursday” (tonight!) which means that all drinks & drafts from 8-9 pm are just $1; 9-10 pm $2; 10-11 pm $3; and 11-12 pm $4.

Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds Cabaret — Touch of Burlesque

♦  Centerfolds Cabaret features Touch of Burlesque five nights a week, Wed – Sun, at 11 pm. See Centerfolds’ package deals here, or call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Other Vegas Strip Clubs

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library has a webite here. The club has given up their liquor license and gone full nude, so you only have to be 18+ to enter. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

 Girl Collection open on weekends. Valet parking is $40 with a $50 admission charge. Call for reservations and more info at 702-410-9999 or 1- (844) 447-5758. Topless, full bar, 21+

 Sophia’s, the reincarnation of OG (Olympic Garden), is up and running again. Call them at 702-982-6777. Topless, full bar, 21+

The dancers are back at Talk of the Town. The club is open every day from 4 pm till 2 am. Call the club at (702) 385-1800 for more info. Don’t bother asking for a free limo ride, as this place has no limos. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Scores is undergoing some major construction but remains open from 8 pm – 7 am daily. The boss, Leo, is turning this club into a real contender in the Vegas strip club scene. For free limo ride and free admission, call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino opens daily at 9 pm. Call them at 702-796-3600 for reservations, limo transport, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Honey’s (formerly Legends Room).

Wednesday Specials in the Vegas Strip Clubs

It’s “Salute to Military” night at Hustler Club every Wednesday. That means free entry for veterans and active military with military ID, plus a free VIP card and $100 bottles of 3 Ugly Ones Vodka all night. For reservations, more info or free transport, call the club at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds Cabaret has a VIP Celebration every Wednesday, with an open bar from 10 pm to midnight! Parties of 5 or more receive a comp bottle of VRTX Vodka or Belaire Lux Champagne. The Touch of Burlesque show is at 11 pm. Locals also receive half-price drinks everyday. Call (702) 767-8757 for the free house limo, reservations, bottle packages or more info. (You must use club transportation, walk up, or drive yourself, and mention this deal (from the club’s facebook page) upon arrival. Topless, full bar, 21+

Monday Night Football in the Vegas Strip Clubs — Tonight Browns vs Steelers

The Monday Night Football Party at Sapphire!

It’s the Cleveland Browns (7-8) vs the Pittsburgh Steelers (7-7-1) in tonight’s Monday Night Football game, and the best MNF party in Vegas is at Sapphire.

See Nunya’s full report on Sapphire’s MNF bash here.

Sapphire’s $25 package includes transportation, free entry, 2 drinks and complimentary buffet. Reserve that package online here. Topless, full bar, 21+

Raiders Tix Giveaway & Open Bar at Hustler Club

 Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club screens the MNF games with an open bar until 9 pm. The club also gives away box seats to the next Raiders game at Allegiant Stadium after each Sunday and Monday night game. There is only one Raiders game at Allegiant left in this season, so this may be your last chance to win tix at Hustler.

If you show the bartender or waitress a sports bet ticket over $200, they’ll sell you discounted $100 bottles all night long on Mondays, which is also the night Hustler features its Menage a Trois promo, that includes three specials: 2-for-1 drinks; 2-for-1 bottles of 3 Ugly Ones vodka; and half-price champagne. Topless, full bar, 21+

Deja Vu Showgirls “Football Monday Nights”

 Deja Vu Showgirls features $20 buckets of beer and half-price drinks until 9 pm on Monday nights. The club opens at 6 pm and the kickoff for MNF games is at 5:15 pm. So, if you don’t mind missing the first half of the game, this could be the party for you. Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Free Pizza at Play It Again Sam

 Play It Again, Sam is also screening the MNF games. Look for free pizza and $6 beers. Get your beer comped by playing video poker at the bar. No limo transport. Topless, full bar, 21+

VIP Dance Special at Minks on Monday Nights

 Minks‘ opens at 5 pm on Monday nights, with $1 pizza slices and $4 Bud, Bud Light and Ultra.  On Mondays only, you can get a private 20-minute VIP room dance for $100 (with a 2-drink minimum). Also, tonight, Minks is advertising 2-for-1 lap dances at halftime. Minks offers limo service from the Strip hotels if you purchase a bottle package. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Other Monday Night Vegas Strip Club Specials

 Monday nights at Palomino Club are for locals and industry, with select bottles priced at $100 all night. Palomino is Vegas’ only strip club with a full bar and dancers that ditch their g-strings.  See Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations and more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

 Centerfolds Cabaret posted a couple MNF announcements on their facebook page, but the club doesn’t open until 7 pm and kickoff is at 5:15. Basically, they’re inviting football fans to come in after the game to enjoy their Monday specials. If you’ve got NV ID, it’s locals night on Mondays, with $100 select bottles and $2 drinks all night for locals. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, more info, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+