A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Sapphire’s Topless Pool Opens Friday, April 21

The best thing about the long, hot Vegas summer is the Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website), because there’s nothing quite as enjoyable as watching pretty girls play in the sunshine. On Friday, April 21, the Sapphire pool opens for business and will be open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday through October from noon to 6 pm.

I believe Las Vegas is the only city in the USA with a topless pool scene — where women can sunbathe topless at an outdoor pool open to the public. Vegas boasts a dozen of these pools — most connected to casino hotels — but none of the others compare to Sapphire when it comes to girl watching. If you’re looking for the best daytime topless scenery in Las Vegas, you’ve found it.  Read more…

Into Palomino Club’s Dressing Room

You can tell a lot about a Vegas strip club by visiting the dancers’ dressing room . . . Oh, they won’t let you into the dressing room?

Well, let us take you there.  Click on the “Read more” link below for a gallery of pics taken in the dancers’ dressing room at Palomino Club (club review / club website) — mostly selfies and snapshots taken by the dancers themselves.

Palomino Club is the only nude club in Vegas that serves alcohol. It has the wildest stage show in Vegas—like a naked Cirque show.  At peak hours there are 130+ dancers there to flirt with you, tease you on stage, and tempt you into the private VIP rooms for some up close and personal naked fun.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. (You can also text the club at that number.) Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after.  Check out the club review and web site for other tips and deals.

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Porn Stars Veronica Rodriguez & Jillian Janson at Sapphire—on Stage, in Your Lap, & in the Pool

Veronica Rodriguez

Veronica Rodriguez Friday at Sapphire / At Sapphire Pool Saturday

The porn stars are back at Sapphire (club review/club website) this weekend. See them on stage, party with them in the club, get a 1-on-1 private show, and even party with them in the Sapphire topless pool (pool review/pool website).

On Friday night, April 21,  Veronica Rodriguez will be performing on Sapphire’s main stage, then coming down into the audience to find guys who want to have some one-on-one fun with her in Sapphire’s VIP. On Saturday afternoon (noon – 6 pm), Veronica will be hanging out at Sapphire’s topless pool, still looking for guys who want to fool around in private (the girl’s insatiable).

Veronica’s a petite little Latina, hot as a firecracker. If you follow porn, you may recall seeing her in Trashy Teen Pick-Ups and After School Slut Club. Support the arts. Get an hour alone with Veronica Rodriguez so she can demonstrate the art of one-on-one, up-close-and-personal, physical communication.   Read more…

Easter Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, April 14

Nude Lap Dances and Pinup Bombshell Roxi D’Lite at Little Darlings Friday & Saturday Nights

Roxi D'Lite

Roxi D’Lite Calls Herself a Smokin’, Drinkin’, Strippin’ Machine –
Win a Free Private-Bedroom Dance & Breakfast Date with Roxi Saturday Night

Little Darlings (club review / club website) will be rocking this weekend with busty pinup girl Roxi D’Lite taking it all off on both Friday and Saturday night — two shows each night! Roxi’s first set will be sometime after 11 pm.

Everyone at Little D’s on Friday or Saturday night gets a raffle ticket for a private-bedroom dance and breakfast date with Roxi.  The winning ticket will be drawn Saturday night after Roxi’s second show.  You must be present to win.

Fully-nude $20 lap dances take place in private rooms at Little Darlings, not out on the floor, so you can concentrate on the naked girl you’re with.  The club’s nude private-bedroom dances start at 15 minutes for $125.  That’s less than most clubs in Vegas charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP.  Read more…