A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Scores Gentlemen’s Club Returns to Vegas

Scores Gentlemens Club Las VegasScores is a national chain of roughly a dozen gentlemen’s clubs that started in NYC in the 1990s. Las Vegas had a Scores strip club until 2008, when the property was purchased by Rick’s Cabaret. With cheap drinks for locals and plenty of pretty dancers, Scores was one of the most popular strip clubs in Vegas at the time it was taken over by Rick’s. Locals bemoaned the change in management, as Rick’s ignited the taxi wars that put half a dozen popular Vegas strip clubs into bankruptcy.

The new Scores is located on Highland Drive, about halfway between Girl Collection and Spearmint Rhino. It’s the same building as the now-defunct Foxy’s, a hole-in-the-wall locals’ titty bar, but completely renovated. It is now a glitzy high-tech club, though much smaller than competitors like Sapphire or Deja Vu.  Read more…

Penthouse and Playboy Porn Babes Coming to the Vegas Strip Clubs

Lexi Belle at Sapphire Las Vegas

Lexi Belle at Sapphire Friday

Two XXX stars are returning to Sapphire this coming weekend to fool around with their fans.

On Friday, February 16, Penthouse pet Lexi Belle starts her stage performances around 11:30 pm. I’ve seen Lexi on stage.  She likes to strip out of elaborate costumes (I saw her come flying out in fairy wings) and she likes to get frisky with her audience.  Her show had the Sapphire crowd cheering.

Lexi has made more than 400 adult flicks, including Teenage Wasteland, Young and Juicy, and the immortal Stuffin’ Young Muffins. She’s won eight AVN awards (with 39 nominations), including Best Oral Sex Scene for her inspired work in Massive Facials 4. Lexi will be looking to seduce guys into a private Skybox dance, but be careful. She has a reputation for losing control.

DJ Darcie Dolce at Sapphire Saturday

On Saturday, February 17, Playboy model DJ Darcie Dolce takes over the porn star duties at Sapphire to demonstrate exactly why she’s been hired by Playboy repeatedly for their Playboy Plus and Playboy Cyber Girls TV series. If you don’t subscribe to Playboy TV, you may have seen Darcie in Confessions of a Sinful Nun, The Fetish Diaries, and Good Girls Gone Bad.

Incidentally, if you’ve never had a Playboy or Penthouse model in your lap wearing naught but a g-string, let me remind you: You’re in Vegas, baby! (When do you think you’ll have another shot at these girls?)

Step #1 is to reserve a seat at Lexi’s or Darcie’s private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for $135 — which gets you on their radar immediately as a guy to hit on when they come down from the stage. You can make that reservation right now online here.

If you’re bound and determined not to lose this opportunity to have some physical fun with one of these walking wet dreams, you can use that same link to set up a private dinner date with either star.  Think steak, lobster, champagne, and strawberries with whipped cream in a Sapphire Skybox — use your imagination). Sapphire’s Skyboxes are the most luxurious one-on-one VIP rooms in Vegas and are equipped with real doors you can close behind you for privacy.

You can also reserve a solo guy package starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and immerse yourself in the famous lap dance orgy in one of Las Vegas’ world-class topless clubs. You’ll also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link. All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and Sapphire’s royalty treatment, plus 400+ stacked and slender babes at peak hours.

Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003 (the $15 reservations fee is waived if you buy a 2-for-1 drink ticket, a no-brainer).  Topless, full bar, 21+.

You may also be interested in our post on Sapphire’s upcoming porn-star schedule.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, February 9

Palomino Club — The Only Nude Club in Vegas with a Full Bar

Valentina Dances at Palomino Club

Valentina Dances at Palomino Club

   Palomino, a Vegas nude club, breaks every norm of the other Vegas strip clubs.

Norm #1: If a club serves alcohol, the dancers must keep their g-strings on. (Except at Palomino, where the girls are totally nude and the booze flows freely.)

Norm #2: Out-of-staters must pay more for drinks than locals. (Except at Palomino, where drafts are $6 and bottles are $8 for everyone all night long.)

Norm #3: The club VIP is a crowded room with little to no real privacy. (Except at Palomino, where the VIP is all private one-on-one booths with opaque-curtained doors.)

Norm #4: If you take a dancer into the VIP, you’ll have to pay an extra VIP bar tab of $40+. (Except at Palomino, where there’s no extra bar tab for VIP shows.)

Norm #5: Dancer’s are forbidden from removing their g-strings even in the VIP rooms. (Except at Palomino, where the dancers always get naked in the VIP.)

Norm #6: A minimal stage show, with some girl who can’t dance doing a little bump and grind on a small stage in the dim light. (Except at Palomino where men come from all over the world to see the wildest nude stage show in Vegas, bar none.)

Put it all together, add 130+ of Vegas’ most beautiful dancers to play with, and you’ll have a good idea of why Palomino Club has long been one of my favorite Vegas strip clubs.  Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-327-7258. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.

Note:  This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Bring your wife or girlfriend. Palomino is a great Vegas strip club turn-on for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+   Read more…

Meet Tiffany of Deja Vu Showgirls:
Our February Dancer of the Month

Deja Vu Vegas stripper

Meet our February Las Vegas Strip Club Dancer of the Month, stunning brunette Tiffany of Deja Vu Vegas, who looks more like a Playboy model than a stripper.

With her tousled mane tumbling down her back, her sensual pouting lips, her flawless ivory skin, her legs that go on forever and her thick-lashed blue bedroom eyes, Tiffany seems born to arouse fantasies.

Then she puts her hand on your shoulder and says in a husky voice, “Hi, I’m Tiff. You wanna party?”

My advice:  Tiffany doesn’t have to remain a dream. Go to Deja Vu and when she’s standing in front of you with a killer smile and a twinkle in her eye, get your wits about you and say, “Yes. Can I buy you a drink?”

As you start to make small talk with this angel, remember that Deja Vu has some of the best private VIP rooms in Las Vegas, with your choice of comfy sofa or full-sized bed to stretch out on (for the same price as other Vegas strip clubs’ group VIPs). And at Deja Vu private means private. Close the door behind you and you’ll have Tiffany all to yourself for the ultimate Vegas adventure.

Get free admission and a free drink for arriving by the free club limo.  Call 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118)to reserve your ride. Or check out the party packages at the club website.

Click on pics in our photo gallery below the fold to enlarge.

You may also be interested in our Gallery of All Vegas Strip Club Dancers of the MonthRead more…