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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Play with XXX Cuties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Alexis Monroe at Sapphire Las Vegas

Alexis Monroe at Sapphire Friday

Porn Superstars Alexis Monroe and Adriana Chechik to Sizzle in Laps at Sapphire

It’s just a fact of life in Las Vegas:  If it’s the weekend, there are porn stars appearing at Sapphire.  You can watch them tease you on stage, flirt with them over a drink, take them into the club’s VIP for hands-on one-on-one fun or even reserve a private steak and lobster dinner date with them, complete with whipped cream.

If having private fun with a porn cutie has been on your bucket list for too long, this coming weekend would be the perfect opportunity to check it off in style.

On Friday night, March 15, beautiful blonde Alexis Monroe will be in the club showing off her assets. Known for her superior derrière, you may have seen Alexis in such butt-centric classics as Angelic Asses, Buns of Anarchy, and Beyond the Call of Booty.

Adriana Chechik at Sapphire Las Vegas

Adriana Chechik at Sapphire Saturday

Then, on Saturday night, March 16, Adriana Chechik will be playing the part of porn slut of the night. If you’ve seen Adriana in any of her XXX flicks, like The Maniac Masseuse or Yoga Butt Sluts, you’ll know why she’s won AVN awards, including Most Outrageous Sex Scene for Gang Bang Me.  Why not let Adriana show you in person how she won that award?

Both Alexis and Adriana start their stage appearances at 11:30 pm and between stage sets will be trying to get guys like you into having more intimate fun with them. You can reserve a seat at their private tables, with a 2-hour open bar, for only $135 — that will put you in the catbird seat for getting alone with them that night. Save some of your Vegas mad money to blow on these babes and make this trip special by getting this package deal here. See all the porn star packages at Sapphire’s website (or call 702-869-0003).

If, on the other hand, you’re looking for the most titties any man could possibly get involved with in a single night, there’s a solo guest package for $65 that includes a $50 drink card, a free shot, and a reserved VIP seat in the center of Sapphire’s high-mileage lap dance orgy.  Sapphire stocks its club with 400+ stacked 9s and 10s, so bring lots of twenties. All of Sapphire’s packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at one of the most elegant strip clubs in Vegas.

Note: Do not take a cab, rideshare, or a casino house limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee to the club. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo (or Tesla!) at 702-869-0003. This club gets to standing room only on weekends, so a package is worth it for the value of a seat alone.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Porn Babes Kendra Sunderland and Tia Cyrus Take Over Crazy Horse 3

Las Vegas’ Crazy Horse 3 has two porn babes taking over the club on Saturday, March 16. Both Kendra Sunderland and Tia Cyrus will be on hand to heat up the night. CH3’s $50 package includes free entry, transportation and a $60 drink card. Topless, full bar, 21+

Porn Star Calendar Update

If you’re planning a trip to Vegas, we’ve just updated our Sapphire Vegas porn star calendar through May with stars like Brooklyn Chase, Kagney Linn Karter and Nikki Benz.  We update that page weekly.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 8

Little Darlings — 100% Naked Dancers and Private Bedroom Fun

Leia in a Private Bedroom at Little Darlings Vegas

Leia in a Private Bedroom at
Little Darlings Vegas

All of the dancers at Little Darlings Vegas take off everything but their fuck-me shoes on stage and in the club’s private VIP shows.  Little D’s dancers also ditch their g-strings for every $20 lap dance, and lap dances here take place in private one-on-one booths, not out on the main floor like in the topless joints. These are the only fully-nude $20 private dances in Las Vegas. High-mileage nude bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes, the top-ranked deal in our Vegas strip club VIP room price guide.

Because no alcohol is served, this is the only major strip club in Vegas that allows guests who are 18+. The dancers too only have to be 18, so, this is the Vegas club where the local high school girls come to see if they like getting naked and teasing men for a living. Needless to say, this makes for a fun show. You will have a blast here if you like watching young girls stripping to the buff and going all out on their stage sets to rile up the crowd. Always one of the best weekend parties in Vegas.

This is also a great club for introducing your wife or girlfriend to strip club fun, or for women coming with a girl group or alone. Little Darlings was the first female-friendly club in town.

These deals and dancer quality keep Little Darlings on TVO’s list of the best strip clubs in Las Vegas.

Admission is $15 for locals and $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo and showing this offer (on the club website) on your phone.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the Little D’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Palomino Club — Fully Nude, Full Bar, Wildest Stage Show in Town

Penthouse Pet Laly at Palomino

  Palomino Club is the exception to the rule in Vegas. The law in Vegas says that any strip club that serves alcohol can’t have nude dancers. But Palomino Club fought that law and the law lost. That means this is the only strip club in Vegas where booze and pussy can mix legally. If you want to enjoy adult beverages and see naked girls, this is the place.

There’s also a law in Vegas that says dancers must be 21+ if a club serves alcohol. Palomino fought that law too, and again, the law lost. Despite having a full bar, dancers here only have to be 18+.

Penthouse Pet Laly is one of the luscious dancers who gets naked here both on stage and in the private VIP rooms. So are the heartbreakingly voluptuous Valentina and Renee.  The club is full of girls who look like they just stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog.

Plus, Palomino’s VIP rooms are all one-on-one fully-private booths (with curtained doors) or bigger private bedrooms where you and your dancer can really be alone with each other. VIP dances start at only 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab) — a deal in this town.

And drink prices are friendly here as well, with draft beers only $6 and domestic bottles only $8 for both locals and out-of-towners.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino’s package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys. One more thing: Palomino is also one of Vegas’ best strip clubs for an erotic date for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+ Read more…

Big Parties for St. Patrick’s Day in the Vegas Strip Clubs

St. Patrick’s Day is on Sunday, March 17. Expect Las Vegas to be one big party.  Expect to drink a lot of green beer.

The Vegas nightclubs, including the strip clubs, take St. Patrick’s Day seriously.  Here is a preview of the Vegas strip club specials.  I’ll be updating this page as more info comes in.

Irish Drink Deals and Naked Colleens at Palomino Club

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Love at Palomino Club

Palomino Club will be featuring 2-for-1s on Jameson shots, Guinness beers and Irish car bombs. (An Irish car bomb is like a boilermaker, except the beer is Guinness and the whiskey is Jameson and/or Bailey’s Irish Cream.) These specials will run all night on Sunday, March 17, and into Monday morning till the club closes at dawn.

Palomino is the only Vegas strip club that features both nude dancers (on stage and in the VIP rooms) and a full bar. The VIP rooms are all private curtained booths or bigger theme rooms where you and your dancer are alone with each other. Nude VIP dances start at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab required). Palomino is highly recommended in our guide to Vegas’ best strip clubs.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino’s package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys. One more thing: Palomino is also one of Vegas’ best strip clubs for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

XXX Superstars Jessica Drake and Tori Black at Sapphire Vegas

Jessica Drake at Sapphire Las Vegas

Jessica Drake at Sapphire Friday

Two of porn’s hottest bodies and most awarded babes in the biz will be featured on stage and in private VIP shows at Sapphire this coming weekend.

On Friday night, March 8, the legendary Jessica Drake, who has appeared in more than 300 XXX flicks, will be in the house all night long. Jessica has won 12 AVN awards, including awards for Best Oral Sex Scene, Best Double Penetration Sex Scene, Best All-Girl Sex Scene and Best Group Sex Scene.

You may have seen Jessica in such beloved porn classics as Killer Sex and Suicide Blondes, Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre and Seriously Slutty. Word of warning: If you get Jessica alone in one of Sapphire’s private Skyboxes, she takes “seriously slutty” seriously.

Tori Black at Sapphire Las Vegas

Tori Black at Sapphire Saturday

On Saturday, March 9, Tori Black will be the hot babe of the night. Tori has appeared in more than 250 XXX flicks and has won more than a dozen AVN and XBIZ awards. A reigning superstar of adult films, Tori showed off her flexibility in Legs Up Hose Down, displayed her penchant for getting messy in There Will Be Cum, and starred in multiple editions of the Pretty Sloppy series. She won the AVN Award for Most Outrageous Sex Scene for her sizzling performance in Pretty Sloppy 2.

Both Jessica Drake and Tori Black start their stage performances at 11:30 pm, and when they’re not on stage, they’ll be looking for guys with dirty minds to fool around with in private. To get a seat at Jessica’s or Tori’s private tables, reserve Sapphire’s  $135 package (with a two-hour open bar). That gets you into prime position for flirting with them when they come off stage. Here’s your chance to knock “fun with a porn star” off your bucket list.

You’ll find other porn star packages at Sapphire’s club website or call 702-869-0003 to make reservations or arrange for free limo transportation to the club.

Sapphire also has a cool solo package for $65 that comes with a $50 drink card plus a free shot, perfect for guys who want to get into the middle of Sapphire’s all-night lap dance orgy. Bring twenties and have a blast. All packages include free admission, limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at one of Vegas’ most posh gentlemen’s clubs.

Note: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee to the club. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo (or Tesla!). Topless, full bar, 21+