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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Federal Court Rules Louisiana Dancers Can Strip at Age 18

Last June, the governor of Louisiana signed a law prohibiting strip clubs in the state from hiring dancers under the age of 21. According to an AP story in the Times-Picayune, a state senator said “the provision will help to fight human trafficking in Louisiana.”

In September, three dancers who were under 21 but over 18 who were working in strip clubs in New Orleans filed a lawsuit against the state alleging the new law violated their First Amendment rights. (See Strippers in Louisiana Sue State Over Their First Amendment Rights. The law was being enforced throughout the state but was put on hold in New Orleans.

Finally, six months later, according to CourthouseNews.com, a U.S. District Court judge has “temporarily” blocked the state from enforcing the law anywhere until the question of constitutionality is decided, as the current law “sweeps up a fair amount of constitutionally protected speech.” He also questioned the motives of the state in passing the law, noting that “the Louisiana legislature’s true animating forces behind Act No. 395 were paternalistic and moralistic concerns about how women under the age of 21 should live, not the goal of reducing the secondary effect of human trafficking.”

According to the website of Radio WWL.com, State Senator Ronnie Johns, who wrote the law, says he intends to rewrite the law to try again to get it passed.   But it’s likely a lost cause—every time dancers go to court over First Amendment rights, they win. For example, in Las Vegas in 2006, dancers won the right to allow touching between dancers and customers (see Las Vegas Strip Club Law.)

For more on strip club dancers and the law, see:

Oregon Dancers: Making Laws and Strip Club History

Massachusetts Supreme Court Rules in Favor of First Amendment Rights of Strip Club Dancers

Monday Night: Don’t Miss Sapphire’s Over-the-Top Bash to Kick Off March Mayhem

Oshun Dances at Sapphire

Oshun is a Sapphire Gem

Open Bar, Free Buffet, and Free Entry into Bracket Contest with $10 Million Prize

Sapphire (club review / club website) is having another party to beat all Vegas parties. Just about every bar in Vegas is having some kind of March Madness “bracket” contest, where you can attempt to predict the winners of all the games in the NCAA Championship. But, to my knowledge, Sapphire is the only place that has announced a $10 million prize for anyone who can fill out a perfect bracket.

Sure, it’s a long-shot proposition, but it’s a free roll. There’s no charge for filling out the bracket.

In fact, there’s no charge for the party. Provided you drive yourself or take one of Sapphire’s complimentary limos (702-869-0003), there’s no entry fee.

All the bars in town are having drink specials. But, Sapphire’s got an open bar (free drinks) for the duration of the 7 – 9 pm party, plus free food from their typically lavish buffet. And Sapphire has the largest and best selection of dancers of any strip club in Vegas.

And to Help You Fill Out Your Brackets:  Dennis Rodman

Hosting the event at Sapphire is none other than NBA legend, wild man Dennis Rodman. So, let’s just agree, this is going to be a crazy party. Oh yeah, there will also be a free throw contest with prizes, and Sapphire’s prizes in the past have been great–things like an hour with a dancer in one of the Skyboxes. Give it a shot.

To enter the perfect bracket contest, all brackets must be filled out at Sapphire, so call for the complimentary club limo from your hotel if you need a ride.

If you plan to enjoy Sapphire’s in-your-hands, in-your-face, in-your-lap lap dance orgy after the March Madness party, get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes $50 drink voucher plus a free shot), or any of the club’s other group or solo package deals. The club is open all night long with topless babes on stage and hundreds of gorgeous lap dancers.  Bring twenties and  you’ll have a blast. All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table (important at this club) and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town. Full bar, 21+

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 10

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Naked Girls, Wild Show

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Rene Dances at Palomino Club

If you’re in a mood to see young, beautiful, healthy, athletic women — dancing naked — you can see them tonight at Palomino Club (club review / club website), where the stretched-out, in-shape, acrobatic dancers perform on stage in twos. Sit on the rail only if you dare, but if you dare, get a fistful of dollars to make it interesting.

The girls will not disappoint you. When not on stage, dancers circulate through the crowd in lingerie, looking to flirt and ask for company for a lap dance or a trip to the VIP room. There are 100+ first-rate dancers at Palomino Club at peak hours. 

Palomino is the only club in Vegas with a full bar where the girls get nude both on stage and in the private VIP shows. Check out Renee, our current Dancer of the Month. Wouldn’t you kinda like to see her teasing you one-on-one? 

At peak hours on Friday and Saturday night, you’ll have your pick of 100+ girls, all beautiful, fun and flirty, and ready to take it all off in a private show in Palomino’s VIP room. The VIP at Palomino is all one-on-one curtained booths, so you can focus on the girl you’re with and she can focus on you.

And unlike most Vegas strip clubs, at Palomino there’s no extra bar tab required in the VIP. Just bring your drink with you. Palomino has $6 drafts and $8 domestics for locals and out-of-state visitors alike.

Palomino also has private theme rooms with beds or sofas where you can control the lighting and sound. (See The Best Private VIP Rooms in Vegas.)

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Bethany on the Pole at Palomino Club

Palomino’s stage show is hands-down the wildest and sexiest in Vegas—think Cirque du Soleil, only naked and all girls. No other Vegas strip club or casino show even comes close on the erotic scale. This is a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for an erotic date. Women love the show and the dancers are couples-friendly.

Check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night:  Lilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl ShowPole Dancers of Palomino Club, and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Palomino also now has a direct text option on their website) . Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. 

Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge. Call the club and talk to them about package deals that include transportation.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks — or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (Again, that’s free round-trip transport.)  (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.

 

Sapphire — The Ultimate Vegas Lap Dance Orgy

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Jessica Ann Is a Sapphire Gem

There’s a reason why men come from all over the world to see Sapphire (club review / club website). The world’s largest gentlemen’s club has a rep for being the world’s wildest gentlemen’s club. This is where you go in Vegas for up-close-and-physical hands-on fun with gorgeous women. 

Sapphire boasts 400+ dancers on the floor at peak hours — think nines and tens with hot bodies, all looking for men who want to help them out of their tops. Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law, so the mileage is off the chart.

Sapphire also sets the standard for first-class service in a gentlemen’s club. The guys in coats are hosts, not bouncers, and it’s their job to keep the customers happy. If there’s a special type of girl you lust after (blonde, brunette or redhead, top-heavy, bottom-heavy, or sweet and petite), just talk to a host and he’ll steer those girls to your table.

Kissa Sins

Kissa Sins at Sapphire Friday Night

Tonight (Friday, March 10), Sins of Life star, Kissa Sins, will be on stage making guys sweat, then coming down from the stage to see if any guys want to sweat a lot more up close. You may have seen Kissa in Pornstar Paradise, Happy Endings or Oil Overload 14. The main thing Kissa Sins is known for is sinning. If you like watching hot women committing sins, you’ll love Kissa. She will be sinning her ass off.

You can reserve a seat at Kissa’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can take her into Sapphire’s VIP room or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. Set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003). Make reservations early, as Kissa has a big following.

A solo-guy VIP package (available here) starts at $65 (and includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). Other club packages are available for groups and couples. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table, host service and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

For more information on upcoming porn star appearances, see:  Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

 

Brooke Evers at Crazy Horse III

Bikini Model/DJ Brooke Evers will be doing a DJ set at Crazy Horse III (club review) tonight. Crazy Horse has a $50 package that includes limo transport, admission, and a $60 drink voucher.  Topless, full bar, 21+

 

Free Drink for NASCAR Fans at Centerfolds

Get your first drink free at Centerfolds (club review) by showing your NASCAR stub every night this weekend, Fri/Sat/Sun. Full bar, 21+

 

Burlesque at Baobab

There is a monthly burlesque show at the Baobab Stage Theatre and tonight is the night. No details provided in the announcement, other than the show time 9 pm, tix $25 at the door. Full bar, 21+

 

Saturday, March 11

Sapphire — 400+ Lap Dancers, plus the Busty Gianna Michaels

Gianna Michaels

Gianna Michaels at Sapphire on Saturday

One hundred men were surveyed in Sapphire (club review / club website) on a recent Saturday night. Why are you here in Vegas? Number one answer: “I’m here for the tits.”

Sapphire is setting the standard for the Vegas-style lap dance. Vegas-style means there’s no “sit-on-your-hands” law, so your hands on her body become a part of the dance. Be gentle and caressing, and you will have a fine time in Vegas tonight.

Porn star Gianna Michaels will be acting like a real slut on stage, then looking for guys who think they can handle her and want to mess around with her in private when she comes down from the stage. Gianna has featured in such immortal classics as Welcome to Boobsville, Ass Masterpiece 4, and I’m Here for the Gangbang 2. If you’re a breast man, don’t miss the one and only Gianna Michaels.

Gianna’s stage performances start around 11:30 pm and continue throughout the night. You can reserve a seat at her tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, invite her into the VIP room, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Skybox for $1600 (includes $500 for champagne). Other packages are available online here. Early reservations are advised. Don’t be shy about asking Gianna to get naughty with you. That’s why she’s here!

For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’d prefer to just spend the night sampling Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of lap dancers (400+ at peak hours), helping as many of them as you can to get out of their tops and into your lap, my advice is to get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s unsurpassed selection of gorgeous topless girls. Be gentle and generous and your hands will have a fine time. Sapphire is Las Vegas’s wildest lap dance orgy.

All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

 

Sapphire Comedy Hour — Every Saturday Night

The Sapphire Comedy Hour is a great way to introduce your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment by starting with a risqué comedy show where most of the audience is couples.

The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating, a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This show was recently awarded the Gold Award for Best Comedy Show in Las Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. Plus, the entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. Tonight, host Donny “Dat Dude” Johnson presents Vince Royale as the feature performer, and guest comic Rock the Comedian. Plus, there’s a lunatic magician, the Shocker, and a classy burlesque dancer, Lou Lou D’Vil.  This is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.

You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–non-GMO, organic) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

 

Karnival — a Variety Show at Charlie’s Bar

Every second Saturday of the month see the Karnival at Charlie’s Bar. This is a circus-themed show featuring burlesque and boylesque, so be warned. Produced by Miz Charlamay; Showtime 10 pm. Charlie’s Bar is located at 5012 Arville St, Las Vegas. No Cover, 21+  

 

Sunday, March 12 

Burlesque Roulette at Artifice Bar

Tonight (Sunday, March 12) at the Artifice Bar, it’s Burlesque Roulette (review), another popular locals’ show emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour and featuring: Dirty Merkin, Fifi Switchblade, Lil Miss Firefly, Mr. and Mrs. F*cksmart, and Salem Embers.

This is a crazy burlesque show where the performers have to spin a wheel to determine what song they’ll strip to. If you’ve never seen a girl peel it off to Woodie Guthrie’s “This Land Is Your Land,” this may be the show for you. The Artifice Bar is located at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. $10 cover. Starts 8 pm. Full bar. 21+

 

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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Cheetahs San Diego Dancers Win a Moral Victory Against Cops

Cheetahs strip club dancers who were forced by cops to undress and be photographed against their will in 2013 finally had a day in court last week, though no settlement was reached. We’ve been following this story for a few years (see Strippers Sue San Diego Cops).

But the dancers have already won a moral victory in that a federal judge refused to throw the case out, as the City of San Diego had requested, and another federal judge ordered the cops and the dancers into court to attempt to settle the lawsuit without a trial.

In addition, there have been no reported incidents of the San Diego cops doing this at any other strip clubs since the dancers filed their lawsuit.

Another hearing has been scheduled for May.

In addition to financial compensation (the dancers sued for $1.5 million, or $50K per dancer), the dancers are seeking an agreement from the cops that they will no longer hold dancers against their will and force them to pose undressed for photos. The Police want the right to do this in strip clubs as a routine law enforcement procedure.

If a settlement cannot be reached, this case will go to trial.

In a separate lawsuit, the City of San Diego has been attempting to close Cheetahs for violations of the county’s “no touching” law. The club claims that the city’s refusal to renew their license was retaliation against the club for their dancers filing suit against the cops. A court ruled in favor of the city in 2015, but the club is appealing that decision and remains open.