A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Weird Vegas News

Come to Vegas to Walk on the Moon!

Artist’s Rendering of Moon World  Across the Strip from Wynn and Encore, courtesy of Moon World Inc.

The New York Post informs us that “Moon World Resorts Inc.” is planning to build a simulated surface of the moon in Las Vegas as a tourist attraction, where guests can:

” . . . walk on an authentic lunar surface and enjoy exploring a lunar colony in a spectacular way . . . The 5.5 million-square-foot structure will be 735 feet tall and 650 feet wide. The “moon” will sit on a three-floor platform . . . The top floor inside the moon is the 292,011-square-foot “lunar surface” accessible via the “shuttle station” with a club on the floor underneath. It costs $500 a ticket to spend 90 minutes on the surface.”

This project is expected to be completed by 2026 0r 2027. But really . . . how many people would actually spend $500 to walk around on a fake lunar landscape for 90 minutes? It may be a cool thing to do, but $500? I expect this ticket price to go down to about $50 by opening day.

Moon World is also planning a casino, hotel, shopping mall, and convention center for their out-of-this-world resort.

Las Vegas Number One Gambling City in the World

Business Matters, a website that bills itself as the “UK’s Leading Bussiness Magazine,” has just come out with their “Best Cities for Gambling” feature. Needless to say, Las Vegas ranks number one. No surprise there, but it’s curious that they describe Las Vegas as:

” . . . the top gambling city. It hosts 15 of the world’s top 25 gaming destinations, all situated on the world-famous Las Vegas Strip . . . It is home to the renowned Commerce Casino, which has bred some of the top poker players on the planet.”

The Commerce Casino? There is no Commerce Casino in Las Vegas. The Commerce Casino is located in Southern California, in Commerce, California, specifically, about 250 miles west of Las Vegas. And, yes, the Commerce Casino has bred some of the world’s top poker pros. So, Thanks, Commerce Casino, for getting Las Vegas ranked Numero Uno with gamblers in the UK biz community.

Cheap Drinks Tonight in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Check Out the Tuesday Night Specials

It’s “cheap booze night” in some of Vegas’ best gentlemen’s clubs. And the best part is that all of these specials are good for both locals and out-of-staters. These are Tuesday specials only, not good on any other day of the week, so if you can’t make the scene tonight, these deals won’t be back until Tuesday next week. Here’s where the locals and insiders go:

Deja Vu Showgirls has been offering one of the best weekly drink specials in Vegas for quite a few years now. The club’s “$2 Tuesday” promotion is taken advantage of by lots of locals and a few savvy visitors. Tonight, both well and call drinks, plus all domestic and imported beers go for two bucks each all night long.  Not included in the deal are super premium liquors, wines and champagnes. Doors open at 6 pm and the $2 special is good till the club closes at 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club features the same “$2 Tuesday” promotion as Deja Vu — with well and call drinks, plus all domestic and imported beers just $2 each all night long.  For reservations, more info or free transport, call the club at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds Cabaret has a “Tequila Tuesday” promotion, with all Tequila drinks just $5 all night long. Call (702) 767-8757 for the free house limo, reservations, bottle packages or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Crazy Horse III celebrates “Taco Tuesdays” every week. Get 3 tacos for $3, with your choice of pork, chicken or carne asada. CH3 is the only Vegas strip club with a food deal on Tuesdays, and also the only Vegas strip club that accepts Bitcoin. (And Bitcoin is now accepted for food, drinks, admission, bottle packages, and VIP dances.) Call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Minks has a”Two for Tuesdays” promotion. That means all drinks and drafts are two for the price of one tonight. Minks also now provides limo service from the Strip hotels if you purchase a bottle package. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Monday Night Football with the Raiders in the Vegas Strip Clubs

MNF with the Raiders vs Chargers

It’s the Las Vegas Raiders vs Los Angeles Chargers tonight in Los Angeles. If you’re here in Vegas, there are a few strip clubs that will be screening the game.

Sapphire’s MNF Bash Is the Best

Sapphire has the best MNF viewing party in Vegas. The club is screening all MNF games, with doors open at 5 pm on Monday, with the kickoff at 5:15 pm. They have a $25 package that includes transportation, free entry, 2 drinks and complimentary buffet. Good buffet and a good deal. Book that package online here.

Sapphire also offers a MNF Season Pass for $200. This includes VIP Showroom seating for all MNF regular season games, plus 1 General Admission Super Sunday party ticket valued @ $75. Complimentary food, 2 drinks per game, HD picture and sound, giveaways, and raffles. Book the season pass here. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again, Sam Screens the MNF Games

Play It Again, Sam is definitely screening the MNF games. Last Monday they had free pizza from Napoli’s and $6 beers. You can get your beers comped if you’re playing video poker at their bar. This is a locals club. No limo transport. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler and CH3 Open, But Nathan Shakin’

Hustler Club  and Crazy Horse III are both open 24/7, so it only makes sense they’d be screening the MNF games, but not much was happening at either place last Monday. Hustler has an open bar until 9 pm, plus their Menage a Trois deal, that includes three specials: 2-for-1 drinks; 2-for-1 bottles of 3 Ugly Ones vodka; and half-price champagne. Both clubs are Topless, full bar, 21+

Other Monday Night Strip Club Specials

 Monday nights at Palomino Club are for locals and industry, with select bottles priced at $100 all night. Palomino is Las Vegas’ only gentlemen’s club that has a full bar and totally nude dancers.  See Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations and more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

 Centerfolds Cabaret posted a couple MNF announcements on their facebook page, but the club doesn’t open until 7 pm and kickoff is at 5:15. Basically, they’re inviting football fans to come in after the game to enjoy their Monday specials. If you’ve got NV ID, it’s locals night on Mondays, with $100 select bottles and $2 drinks all night for locals. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, more info, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

 Minks‘ Monday special offers the only Vegas strip club deal on VIP dance prices. On Mondays only, you can get a private 20-minute VIP room dance for $100 (with a 2-drink minimum). Minks offers limo service from the Strip hotels if you purchase a bottle package. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+