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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Watch the Stanley Cup Playoffs Tonight in a Vegas Strip Club

The Vegas Golden Knights Make History

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Stripper

Tiffany Dances at Deja Vu Vegas

The Vegas Golden Knights are making hockey history. They’ve already set a record for most wins (51) by an expansion team in their first season (the prior record was only 33). They broke the record for most points by an expansion team in their inaugural season and they became the first team since the 1979-80 season to make the playoffs in their inaugural season.

The Knights also became the first modern-era expansion team from any of the four major sports and the first NHL team since 1926-27 to win their division in their inaugural season.

Tonight, Wednesday, April 11, at 7 pm, the Vegas Golden Knights take on the Los Angeles Kings in Round 1, Game 1, of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. The game is being played at T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, but tickets are likely already sold out. Scalpers will probably want $500+ for tickets.

So, why not watch the game in a Vegas strip club where you won’t have to pay an arm and a leg for great seats, you won’t be in line in traffic for an hour waiting to park, and you can watch the game with a topless babe in your lap? With LA fans coming to town for the first two games in the series and Vegas fans loving up their team, the Vegas strip club viewing parties will likely be a lot of fun.   Read more…

$2 Lap Dances and $2 Admission at Little Darlings This Friday

Plus $2 Red Bulls and Hookahs if You Pay with $2 Bills

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Chanel Dances at Little Darlings

This Friday (April 13) is the birthday of Thomas Jefferson, a Founding Father whose birthday we never celebrate. On Presidents’ Day, we celebrate the birthdays of Washington and Lincoln, but Jefferson? Nothing. Here he is the author of the Declaration of Independence and our country has been ignoring him ever since.

We see Washington’s and Lincoln’s mugs constantly because they grace our $1 and $5 bills, respectively. But where is Jefferson’s mug? On the $2 bill, a bill that is 100% legal tender, but almost totally out of circulation.  Until now.

Little Darling, a Vegas nude club, will be celebrating Thomas Jefferson’s birthday this year by getting $2 bills back into circulation. Here’s the deal: Friday the 13th of April is your lucky day. Admission to Little Darlings is just one $2 bill (it’s usually $35 for out of state or $15 for locals). Hookah price: Just one $2 bill per hour (the regular price is $30/hour). Red Bull: Just one $2 bill (normally $6). Lap dances? Every half-hour until midnight there will be lap dances on the floor priced at one $2 bill each.

Note that you must pay for all of these things with $2 bills only, so don’t show up at the club without $2 bills or you will pay the regular prices. Where do you get $2 bills? Any bank should be able to sell them to you at cost.  Be sure to request them in advance, as banks normally don’t keep many on hand.

In the past, the $1 or $2 floor dances at Little Darlings were about 30 seconds long.  The dancers would snuggle in your lap and flash some titty and pussy.  Usually the girls would circulate around the club for about five minutes every half hour, so you could get multiple girls in your lap.  It was always a crowd favorite. I imagine these will be similar.   Read more…

Free Admission to the Vegas Nude Strip Clubs

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Renee Dances at Palomino Club

If you’re a pussy man who likes to save money, you can get free admission to Las Vegas’ best nude clubs if you know the right times to go.

As a general rule, you can get free admission to Las Vegas topless clubs by arriving either in your own transportation or by calling for a strip club’s free limo. But at Vegas strip clubs where the dancers get fully nude, there is usually an admission fee or cover charge. Here are the exceptions.

Free Admission at Palomino Club

Palomino Club, the only Vegas nude club with a full bar, is always free for locals (just don’t arrive in a cab). And everyone, including out of state guests, can get free admission at Palomino before 8 pm (the club opens at 4 pm) as long as you don’t arrive by cab, Uber, Lyft or any limos other than the club limo.  Read more…

Sapphire Wants to Put a Porn Star in Your Lap Next Weekend

Superstars Jessica Drake and Dani Jensen Return to Las Vegas

Jessica Drake

Jessica Drake at Sapphire Friday

Two of adult film’s hottest bodies will be doing stage sets and up-close-and-physical private shows at Sapphire Las Vegas next weekend. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to get alone with an uninhibited and nearly-naked porn babe?  Let this be the weekend you finally find out!

On Friday, April 13, Jessica Drake will be featured, starting her stage sets at 11:30 pm. Jessica is a legend in porn, having appeared in more than 200 XXX flicks. She’s been nominated for 65 AVN, XRCO and XBIZ awards, and has won 12 of them, including awards for Best Actress (three times!), Best Single Performance by an Actress (twice), Best Oral Sex Scene, Best Tease Performance, Best All-Girl Sex Scene, Best Double Penetration Scene, and Best Group Sex Scene.  She has already been elected to both the AVN and XRCO Halls of Fame.

If you’ve seen Jessica in Snow White XXX, Rocki Whore Picture Show, or Seriously Slutty, you will be pleased to hear that she will be available for a one-on-one best tease performance in Sapphire’s VIP room when she’s not on stage. When’s the last time you had a Hall of Fame porn actress all to yourself? Take her into a Sapphire Skybox and let her show you up close how she won all those awards.

Dani Jensen

Dani Jensen at Sapphire Saturday

Then, on Saturday, April 14, red hot redhead Dani Jensen will be in the house from 11:30 pm through the wee hours. Maybe you’ve seen Dani in a few of her 100+ XXX films, including Teens Like It Big, Boffing the Babysitter, and Sorority Sex Orgy 2.   

Dani began her career as a sweet little A cup, but graduated a couple years ago to a full-out hourglass figure.  If you had a thing for Joan Holloway in Mad Men, this is the weekend to fulfill your fantasies.

You can lock up first flirting privileges with Jessica or Dani right now by reserving a seat at their private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for $135. This and other porn star packages at Sapphire are available online here, including a private steak and lobster dinner date with either of them in a Sapphire Skybox for $1850.

Other VIP packages start at $65 for solo guys, plus you’ll find group, couple, and bottle packages through that same link. I recommend a package at Sapphire because without one, it may be impossible to find a place to sit down. All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at one of Las Vegas’ best high-end strip clubs.

Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+

Porn stars appear at Sapphire every weekend. If you’re coming to town later, check out our continually-updated Sapphire’s porn star calendar.